1 00:00:03,775 --> 00:00:07,677 Hey, Mr. Bonkers, you nutty kitty. 2 00:00:07,746 --> 00:00:09,976 I'll be right home. Keep my bed warm, okay? 3 00:00:10,048 --> 00:00:15,816 - Hey, keep your paws to yourself. She's my girlfriend. 4 00:00:15,888 --> 00:00:17,822 So, what was your favorite part of the movie? 5 00:00:17,890 --> 00:00:20,484 Uh, my favorite part of the movie was when we made out. 6 00:00:20,559 --> 00:00:24,086 - Yeah, movies are fun. - Yeah. 7 00:00:24,163 --> 00:00:26,097 Good night. 8 00:00:28,033 --> 00:00:32,129 You know, it's amazing howyou always manage to pull the car right up to the garage... 9 00:00:32,204 --> 00:00:34,331 but not actually into it. 10 00:00:34,406 --> 00:00:38,035 Yep, takes a keen eye and a sure foot. 11 00:00:39,411 --> 00:00:41,675 How would you like your keen eye... 12 00:00:41,747 --> 00:00:45,148 to watch my sure foot kickyour smart ass? 13 00:00:45,217 --> 00:00:47,651 Why don't I pull the car in? 14 00:00:54,259 --> 00:00:57,353 - What the— 15 00:00:57,429 --> 00:01:02,992 You're moving it a foot and you hit something. Geez! 16 00:01:03,068 --> 00:01:08,028 Oh, God, no, it's— it's Mr. Bonkers. 17 00:01:09,474 --> 00:01:12,238 Wow, that is one dead cat. 18 00:01:16,148 --> 00:01:18,082 & Hangin'out& 19 00:01:19,351 --> 00:01:21,285 & Down the street& 20 00:01:23,088 --> 00:01:25,022 & The same old thing& 21 00:01:26,925 --> 00:01:28,859 & We did last week& 22 00:01:30,128 --> 00:01:33,928 & Not a thing to do & 23 00:01:33,999 --> 00:01:37,332 & But talk toyou& 24 00:01:37,402 --> 00:01:39,768 & We're all all right& 25 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:41,829 & We're all all right && 26 00:01:41,907 --> 00:01:44,671 Hello, Wisconsin! 27 00:01:49,314 --> 00:01:54,547 I f I was stranded on a desert island with only one form of cheese... 28 00:01:54,620 --> 00:01:58,613 no question, it would have to be the puff. 29 00:01:58,690 --> 00:02:01,659 You know, who's my little cheese puff? Jackie. 30 00:02:01,727 --> 00:02:04,423 - Oh, Michael, you're so cute. - You're cute. 31 00:02:04,496 --> 00:02:06,657 - Cuter. - Cutest. 32 00:02:06,732 --> 00:02:11,726 All right, all right, you guys gotta shut up before I blow cheese puff chunks. 33 00:02:11,803 --> 00:02:13,896 All right, Michael, I'll seeyou tonight at 8:00. 34 00:02:13,972 --> 00:02:16,463 - Okay. - I'll be counting the minutes. 35 00:02:16,541 --> 00:02:19,305 Can'tyou just use a clock? 36 00:02:24,449 --> 00:02:27,384 Man, we're so back in love. 37 00:02:27,452 --> 00:02:30,751 I rememberwhen it was all, "You're an idiot, Michael"... 38 00:02:30,822 --> 00:02:34,314 and, "Whoa, what'd I do?" 39 00:02:34,393 --> 00:02:36,327 Good times. 40 00:02:36,395 --> 00:02:38,863 Sorry, man, but I love her. 41 00:02:38,930 --> 00:02:41,660 Yes, butyou don't deserve her, you son of a bitch. 42 00:02:45,337 --> 00:02:47,464 - What? - I said... 43 00:02:47,539 --> 00:02:51,305 "Uh, good cheese puffs you son of a bitch." 44 00:02:55,647 --> 00:02:57,638 Hey, Kelso. 45 00:02:57,716 --> 00:03:01,049 I thought we'd get together tonight, so take a shower, okay? 46 00:03:01,119 --> 00:03:03,747 Laurie, I'm seeing Jackie tonight. 47 00:03:03,822 --> 00:03:05,983 Oh, that's so sweet. 48 00:03:06,058 --> 00:03:07,992 Uh, no. I'll seeyou at 8:00. 49 00:03:08,060 --> 00:03:09,925 - But— - You heard me. 50 00:03:12,564 --> 00:03:17,695 Damn. My second girlfriend is such a drag. 51 00:03:17,769 --> 00:03:19,703 This is bad, man. 52 00:03:19,771 --> 00:03:22,262 Yes, but only for you. 53 00:03:24,042 --> 00:03:25,976 Cheese puff? 54 00:03:36,254 --> 00:03:39,087 - Looks pretty good, Mr. Clean. 55 00:03:39,157 --> 00:03:41,250 Well, you know me... 56 00:03:41,326 --> 00:03:45,387 I'm... super neat. 57 00:03:45,464 --> 00:03:48,490 Hey, you know, I can't find Mr. Bonkers anywhere. Have you seen him? 58 00:03:48,567 --> 00:03:50,501 No! 59 00:03:50,569 --> 00:03:53,299 Uh, I mean— 60 00:03:53,372 --> 00:03:57,206 Well, yeah, not since last night. 61 00:03:57,275 --> 00:04:00,005 Huh. Well— 62 00:04:00,078 --> 00:04:02,706 Meow, meow, meow, meow... 63 00:04:02,781 --> 00:04:05,306 killed meow meow. 64 00:04:05,384 --> 00:04:08,182 What? 65 00:04:08,253 --> 00:04:12,587 I said it's weird. He always sleeps with me, but he never came home last night. 66 00:04:14,259 --> 00:04:16,193 Let me know if you see him, okay? 67 00:04:16,261 --> 00:04:18,286 - Oh, sure thing. Will do. - Okay. 68 00:04:20,265 --> 00:04:22,529 Mr. Bonkers? 69 00:04:31,176 --> 00:04:33,110 Yeah, I'm goin' to hell. 70 00:04:36,381 --> 00:04:38,315 So, you didn't tell her? 71 00:04:38,383 --> 00:04:41,614 I felt so guilty. I just— I couldn't. 72 00:04:41,686 --> 00:04:44,621 Is it because you're kinda glad it's dead? 73 00:04:49,728 --> 00:04:52,128 No. 74 00:04:52,197 --> 00:04:54,427 Hey, maybe I don't have to tell her. 75 00:04:54,499 --> 00:04:56,694 Maybe she'll just think Mr. Bonkers ran away. 76 00:04:56,768 --> 00:04:59,032 That works. That's what we told you when, uh— 77 00:04:59,104 --> 00:05:01,038 Shh! 78 00:05:07,846 --> 00:05:11,942 - What? - Eric, honey, eat your pizza rolls. 79 00:05:12,017 --> 00:05:14,349 Oh, come on, how hard can this be? 80 00:05:14,419 --> 00:05:18,355 You go over there and you say, "Hey, I'm a cat killer. I mur—" 81 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:24,185 "I murdered your cat." 82 00:05:26,264 --> 00:05:28,858 But you try to say it with a straight face. 83 00:05:33,305 --> 00:05:37,935 What? Am I the only one that sees the humor in this? 84 00:05:38,009 --> 00:05:40,807 - I think you might be, Red. - Oh, come on. 85 00:05:40,879 --> 00:05:44,406 That thing was always messing in myyard, going through our garbage. 86 00:05:44,483 --> 00:05:46,713 Now we have Hyde for that. 87 00:05:48,220 --> 00:05:51,121 Oh, yeah, Laurie, and what exactly doyou do? 88 00:05:51,189 --> 00:05:54,124 Oh, that's right, the Packers. 89 00:05:57,095 --> 00:05:59,188 Excuse me, dilemma here. 90 00:05:59,264 --> 00:06:02,495 Eric, this is not a dilemma. You have to tell Donna. 91 00:06:02,567 --> 00:06:06,264 Just be gentle and-and maybe take her a nice little gift. 92 00:06:06,338 --> 00:06:08,898 Yeah, like a kitty-sized headstone. 93 00:06:11,543 --> 00:06:14,239 You know what? I should have known you were lying. 94 00:06:14,312 --> 00:06:20,251 Sure, Flipperwas fast, but turtles don't just run away. 95 00:06:25,790 --> 00:06:29,385 Hyde, which one's your favorite Charlie's Angel? 96 00:06:29,461 --> 00:06:32,760 I kinda like the blonde with the huge rack. 97 00:06:32,831 --> 00:06:36,961 Yes. And she distracts the criminals with her huge rack. 98 00:06:38,470 --> 00:06:41,371 - Plus she's got that huge rack. - Yeah. 99 00:06:41,439 --> 00:06:43,532 Ow, my stomach. 100 00:06:46,044 --> 00:06:50,105 My cheesy puffy friends have become my enemy. 101 00:06:51,283 --> 00:06:55,777 Man, you guys, I gotta break up with Laurie. 102 00:06:55,854 --> 00:07:00,348 Kelso, remember how you said you were gonna juggle 'em both till it blew up in your face? 103 00:07:00,425 --> 00:07:04,987 - Yeah? - Well, kablooie. 104 00:07:05,063 --> 00:07:07,293 Okay, I know I tried before, right? 105 00:07:07,365 --> 00:07:09,959 But this time, Laurie'll see how much I loveJackie... 106 00:07:10,035 --> 00:07:13,368 and that my motives are good and pure, and then she'll just let me go. 107 00:07:13,438 --> 00:07:17,499 Then you and all the leprechauns can ride unicorns... 108 00:07:17,576 --> 00:07:20,773 to a wonderful celebration in fairyland. 109 00:07:20,845 --> 00:07:22,540 && 110 00:07:22,614 --> 00:07:27,051 Look, the Angels are running in slow motion. 111 00:07:27,118 --> 00:07:29,450 - Damn. - Damn. 112 00:07:34,059 --> 00:07:36,391 That's just good TV. 113 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:44,261 - Hey, beautiful. - How's it goin'? 114 00:07:44,336 --> 00:07:46,770 Oh, pretty good... 115 00:07:46,838 --> 00:07:48,772 except I found this here kitten... 116 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:50,899 who told me he was looking for someone to love him. 117 00:07:50,976 --> 00:07:52,910 Oh, my God! 118 00:07:52,978 --> 00:07:55,310 - Oh, he's so cute. 119 00:07:55,380 --> 00:07:58,611 Thank you, Eric. That's so sweet. 120 00:07:58,683 --> 00:08:01,880 Oh, I hope Mr. Bonkers doesn't get jealous. 121 00:08:07,192 --> 00:08:10,252 - Hi. - Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen, Donna... 122 00:08:10,328 --> 00:08:14,731 because... I accidentally killed Mr. Bonkers. 123 00:08:18,403 --> 00:08:21,099 So, what areyou gonna name this little fella here? 124 00:08:21,172 --> 00:08:23,106 What? What areyou talking about? 125 00:08:23,174 --> 00:08:26,268 I've had that cat since I was three. What happened? 126 00:08:26,344 --> 00:08:30,940 Well, last night, I was pulling in the car after our date— 127 00:08:31,016 --> 00:08:33,712 After our date? Last night? 128 00:08:33,785 --> 00:08:37,050 Eric, I was looking for him and I asked you... 129 00:08:37,122 --> 00:08:39,716 and you said you hadn't seen him. 130 00:08:39,791 --> 00:08:42,783 And you knew I was worried sick about him. 131 00:08:42,861 --> 00:08:45,625 I know, Donna. That's why it was so hard to tell you. 132 00:08:45,697 --> 00:08:50,327 - Hey there, ho there, hi there. 133 00:08:50,402 --> 00:08:52,336 What's going on? 134 00:08:52,404 --> 00:08:54,872 Why don't you ask the man who murdered our cat? 135 00:08:54,939 --> 00:08:59,467 No. No! That's— I didn't murderyour cat. It was— 136 00:08:59,544 --> 00:09:01,978 He climbed under my car. It was a total accident. 137 00:09:02,047 --> 00:09:05,380 Well, I should hope so, because what did he ever do toyou? 138 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:11,779 I don't want to live with this lying anymore, because I only loveJackie. 139 00:09:13,158 --> 00:09:17,595 Okay, so doyou wanna go up to my room and have sex? 140 00:09:17,662 --> 00:09:21,098 Uh... sure! 141 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:26,759 No, wait! No! No! Okay, I— This— 142 00:09:26,838 --> 00:09:30,205 Laurie, I'm serious. We are over. 143 00:09:30,275 --> 00:09:33,267 Wow. I think you really mean it. 144 00:09:33,344 --> 00:09:35,437 I totally do. 145 00:09:38,950 --> 00:09:41,885 Okay, Kelso, you're free. 146 00:09:41,953 --> 00:09:43,887 You know what I'd like though? 147 00:09:43,955 --> 00:09:46,116 Just one last good-bye kiss. 148 00:09:46,191 --> 00:09:50,059 Um, okay. Well, sure. 149 00:09:53,164 --> 00:09:56,133 - Michael! - Jackie! 150 00:09:56,201 --> 00:09:58,431 We were— 151 00:09:58,503 --> 00:10:00,437 No, there was— 152 00:10:04,609 --> 00:10:07,134 Wow, how ironic, huh? 153 00:10:19,354 --> 00:10:22,414 Eric, I just saw Michael kissing your sister. 154 00:10:22,490 --> 00:10:24,856 Okay, he's a rat. He's been cheating on me. 155 00:10:24,926 --> 00:10:30,091 What? Well, surely there must be some kind of mistake. 156 00:10:30,164 --> 00:10:32,394 Right, guys? Come on. 157 00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:36,699 Well, it sure is a mindblower. 158 00:10:36,771 --> 00:10:39,535 So, that's it. Michael and I are over. 159 00:10:40,742 --> 00:10:42,676 Really? 160 00:10:43,678 --> 00:10:45,612 Now, by "over" you mean? 161 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:48,410 I mean, over and done. All right, forever. 162 00:10:48,483 --> 00:10:50,417 Uh-huh. Now, by "forever" you mean? 163 00:10:50,485 --> 00:10:52,419 And after everything I put up with— 164 00:10:52,487 --> 00:10:54,853 I mean, God, him taking Pam Macy to the prom... 165 00:10:54,923 --> 00:10:58,381 setting my house on fire, lying about Laurie— God! 166 00:10:58,459 --> 00:11:01,951 To be fair, that's only the stuff you know about. 167 00:11:09,070 --> 00:11:11,698 This is incredible. 168 00:11:11,773 --> 00:11:14,264 My time has come. 169 00:11:14,342 --> 00:11:17,277 Today I will makeJackie mine. 170 00:11:20,582 --> 00:11:23,449 Ay! 171 00:11:23,518 --> 00:11:25,645 - Hey, what's wrong? - I don't know. 172 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:29,053 I think my guts are bursting with love. 173 00:11:32,627 --> 00:11:36,495 So, Fez, my mom says your appendix has to come out. 174 00:11:36,564 --> 00:11:39,431 Man, you must be in tons of pain. 175 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,491 Whee! 176 00:11:44,005 --> 00:11:47,338 Cheese puffs out, pain pills in. 177 00:11:49,477 --> 00:11:51,843 Fez loves his pills. 178 00:11:53,247 --> 00:11:56,444 Boy, I wish there was a pill I could take... 179 00:11:56,517 --> 00:11:59,452 to get rid of my pain. 180 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,488 A forget-about-Jackie pill. 181 00:12:02,957 --> 00:12:05,323 Hell, ifthey made that pill, I'd take it. 182 00:12:06,928 --> 00:12:11,092 Kelso, man, this is what you get for trying to do the right thing. 183 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,530 Want to know a secret? 184 00:12:14,602 --> 00:12:18,003 I'm notwearing anything under my dress. Look. 185 00:12:18,072 --> 00:12:20,267 Whoa, put that away. 186 00:12:22,410 --> 00:12:26,972 Yeah, man, it just sucks when you try to do the right thing... 187 00:12:27,048 --> 00:12:29,573 and then sheyells atyou for killing her cat. 188 00:12:31,619 --> 00:12:35,487 Eric, you don't know how luckyyou are. 189 00:12:35,556 --> 00:12:39,356 I would give anything to be able to tell Jackie I killed her cat. 190 00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:44,756 Nothing's sadder than when two people break up. 191 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:47,232 Except this time when it's funny. 192 00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:53,039 By the way, Eric, ifyour Mom ever says, "Ready for your catheter?" 193 00:12:53,107 --> 00:12:55,337 the answer is no. 194 00:13:00,281 --> 00:13:02,408 Donna, we're supposed to be friends. 195 00:13:02,483 --> 00:13:06,681 Would it have killed you to say, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk"? 196 00:13:06,754 --> 00:13:11,987 Jackie, I think my exact words were, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk." 197 00:13:15,596 --> 00:13:18,827 So, have you seen Kelso since— 198 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:22,233 No. No, he's a liar and a cheater. 199 00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:24,237 Maybe that's how all guys are. 200 00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:28,742 I know how you feel. Like, it's bad enough what Eric did to Mr. Bonkers... 201 00:13:28,810 --> 00:13:30,937 then he lied to me. 202 00:13:31,012 --> 00:13:35,779 Yeah. Eric put offtelling you something because he didn't want to hurt you. 203 00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:39,479 Whoo! That is so much worse than cheating on you with anotherwoman. 204 00:13:41,222 --> 00:13:45,591 Oh, wait. No, it's not! 205 00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:51,257 Oh, well, I guess Eric was just trying to be nice. 206 00:13:51,332 --> 00:13:53,266 Maybe I'm overreacting. 207 00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:55,859 Look, let me tell you something, Donna. 208 00:13:55,937 --> 00:13:58,497 Until goody-goody Eric cheats on you with your stupid dead cat... 209 00:13:58,573 --> 00:14:00,507 I suggest you shut up. 210 00:14:03,945 --> 00:14:06,243 I miss Jackie. 211 00:14:06,314 --> 00:14:08,339 I know! 212 00:14:10,118 --> 00:14:12,518 Well, you're in luck, Fez. 213 00:14:12,587 --> 00:14:16,546 The bars closed early today, so we found a doctor to doyour surgery. 214 00:14:21,329 --> 00:14:23,923 Oh, good. I see they've already shaved you. 215 00:14:23,998 --> 00:14:27,729 Actually, I did that myself. 216 00:14:30,071 --> 00:14:33,234 Lucky coincidence, huh? 217 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:37,368 - Okay then, time for sleepy-sleepy. 218 00:14:37,445 --> 00:14:39,811 Okay, now count back from 100. 219 00:14:39,881 --> 00:14:42,281 100... 220 00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:45,148 99... 221 00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:47,449 Charlie's Angels. 222 00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:51,615 Once upon a time, there were three little girls... 223 00:14:51,692 --> 00:14:53,683 who went to the police academy. 224 00:14:53,761 --> 00:14:56,958 Now they work fior me. My name is Fez. 225 00:15:09,177 --> 00:15:12,442 - Stand back. - And remem ber, gi rls... 226 00:15:12,513 --> 00:15:14,640 this one's for Fez. 227 00:15:22,824 --> 00:15:26,954 This is your unlucky day, now that Fez's Angels are here. 228 00:15:28,196 --> 00:15:31,791 Don't move. I'm gonna blow up Fez headquarters. 229 00:15:31,866 --> 00:15:37,429 I can't bear to see any of you with such a handsome, foreign, sex machine. 230 00:15:37,505 --> 00:15:40,497 This is gonna be a blast. 231 00:15:40,575 --> 00:15:43,169 Whatever. 232 00:15:48,549 --> 00:15:51,017 You're a real barrel oflaughs. 233 00:15:56,591 --> 00:16:00,220 Congratulations on a jobwell done, Angels. 234 00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:02,592 Thank you, Fez. 235 00:16:02,663 --> 00:16:04,597 Arewe going to seeyou soon? 236 00:16:04,665 --> 00:16:09,159 No, I can't get away. I'm in a little hot water right now. 237 00:16:14,609 --> 00:16:16,702 Fez, Fez, honey. 238 00:16:16,777 --> 00:16:18,836 Oh, thank God you pulled through. 239 00:16:18,913 --> 00:16:22,371 I was afraid you'd die before I got to tell you I loveyou. 240 00:16:23,951 --> 00:16:26,181 No, no, Jackie. 241 00:16:26,254 --> 00:16:29,815 No sex now. We must wait. 242 00:16:29,891 --> 00:16:31,950 - Until we're married? - No. 243 00:16:32,026 --> 00:16:34,756 Until the catheter comes out. 244 00:16:34,829 --> 00:16:38,959 Fez? Fez? 245 00:16:39,033 --> 00:16:41,763 Fez? Fez. 246 00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:44,964 I told you. No sex now. 247 00:16:50,278 --> 00:16:52,212 Hey there, Midge. 248 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:55,010 Kitty, uh, insisted I bring this over... 249 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:58,108 to show our sorrow because of your loss. 250 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,119 Uh, thanks, Red. 251 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,953 We were all sitting around reminiscing about our dear departed cat... 252 00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:07,517 Mr. Bonkers J. Pinciotti. 253 00:17:07,595 --> 00:17:09,688 Doyou have a story you wanna share, Red? 254 00:17:11,565 --> 00:17:16,366 We'd sure appreciate it, seeing as howyour son killed him. 255 00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:22,373 Okay. 256 00:17:22,443 --> 00:17:25,970 Well, I remember he used to come into myyard and, uh... 257 00:17:26,047 --> 00:17:31,417 and, uh, you know, I'd throw a bucket at him or... 258 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,544 spray him with a hose. 259 00:17:33,621 --> 00:17:36,351 Then he'd run away. 260 00:17:36,424 --> 00:17:38,858 Then he'd come back. 261 00:17:38,926 --> 00:17:40,860 I'd do it again. 262 00:17:42,697 --> 00:17:46,929 I guess you—you could say we kinda had our own thing. 263 00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:51,564 Wow. 264 00:17:51,639 --> 00:17:54,802 Well, okay, enjoy the casserole. 265 00:17:59,013 --> 00:18:02,141 We set up a Mr. Bonkers memorial slide show in the other room. 266 00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:11,448 - So— - Uh-huh. 267 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,686 Uh— 268 00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:16,423 That casserole there is a seven layer. 269 00:18:16,497 --> 00:18:18,965 Of course, uh, two of those layers are peas... 270 00:18:19,033 --> 00:18:22,264 and I should've told you right away aboutyour cat, but it's a pretty good casserole. 271 00:18:22,336 --> 00:18:23,860 There's ham in it. 272 00:18:23,938 --> 00:18:27,339 Look, Eric, I know you didn't want to hurt me, and I understand that. 273 00:18:27,408 --> 00:18:31,037 It's just we've gotta be honest with each other. 274 00:18:31,112 --> 00:18:35,640 I mean, especially now that we've, you know... 275 00:18:35,716 --> 00:18:38,549 we've— you know. 276 00:18:40,654 --> 00:18:42,849 'Cause I don't want to end up like Jackie and Kelso. 277 00:18:42,923 --> 00:18:47,223 No, no, I don't thinkwe're going to end up likeJackie and Kelso. 278 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:50,457 I mean, I lied out of the goodness of my heart. 279 00:18:50,531 --> 00:18:53,056 It's still a lie, Eric. 280 00:18:54,135 --> 00:18:56,501 Yeah, you're right. 281 00:18:56,570 --> 00:19:00,563 I'm sorry, Donna, about everything. 282 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,615 All right, well, from now on, no more secrets. 283 00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:13,915 Oh, God, then I guess I have to come clean. 284 00:19:13,988 --> 00:19:17,389 Okay, in first grade, behind your back... 285 00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:19,926 I used to call you Donna Pinch-my-butty. 286 00:19:22,963 --> 00:19:25,022 Well, you know, Eric, that's okay... 287 00:19:25,099 --> 00:19:27,863 'cause I was the first one to call you Eric Foreskin. 288 00:19:34,075 --> 00:19:37,511 You started that? No, that's not funny. That one stuck. 289 00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,774 Oh, shut up, Foreskin. 290 00:19:46,887 --> 00:19:51,085 So, really breaking up with Michael could be the start of something great. 291 00:19:51,158 --> 00:19:53,888 - I am a whole newJackie. - Really? 292 00:19:53,961 --> 00:19:55,929 'Causeyou're babbling like the old Jackie. 293 00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:01,292 Jackie, I've been looking for you. 294 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,336 Here I am. 295 00:20:03,404 --> 00:20:06,805 Okay, so, yeah. You two probablywanna be alone. 296 00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:10,742 No, Forman, how can this not be good? Come on. 297 00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:19,750 All right, Jackie, I've done some terrible and stupid things. 298 00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:21,754 Too many to even list. 299 00:20:21,822 --> 00:20:25,053 Oh, hey, give it a shot, man. I'll fill in the blanks. 300 00:20:25,126 --> 00:20:27,356 Hyde. 301 00:20:27,428 --> 00:20:29,589 All right, but I'm done making excuses... 302 00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:34,327 and all I can say is that I'm sorry and I loveyou. 303 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:39,964 And I will dowhatever I can every day from now on so thatyou know that's true. 304 00:20:42,243 --> 00:20:45,542 So, will you please... 305 00:20:45,613 --> 00:20:49,105 please, please take me back? 306 00:20:50,384 --> 00:20:54,013 Oh, Michael... no! 307 00:20:56,123 --> 00:20:59,115 No, you know what? We're through... forever. 308 00:20:59,193 --> 00:21:01,252 Whoa, didn't see that coming. 309 00:21:04,098 --> 00:21:07,431 I guess then— Fine. 310 00:21:12,907 --> 00:21:18,106 So, um, that— that was the smartest thing I've ever done. 311 00:21:18,179 --> 00:21:21,580 And, um, and the best. 312 00:21:21,649 --> 00:21:23,344 - Oh. 313 00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:24,384 Hyde! 314 00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:35,260 Why does she always come to me? 315 00:21:40,401 --> 00:21:44,235 You are a dog, Michael. A dirty, dirty dog! 316 00:21:44,305 --> 00:21:46,967 You are an idiot, andscience is stupid. 317 00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:49,976 I have had it with you. You are weird, and I'm going home. 318 00:21:50,044 --> 00:21:53,104 Ifiyou're not telling the truth, I will fiind out... 319 00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:56,581 'cause I'm smart and you... aren 't. 320 00:21:56,650 --> 00:22:00,416 I am in love with a doofius. 321 00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:05,481 Oh, the memories.