1 00:00:05,490 --> 00:00:10,587 Oh. Hey, you guys. Guess what part of my body I nicknamed Pink Floyd. 2 00:00:13,398 --> 00:00:15,332 Shut up. 3 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:18,301 Jackie thought it was cute. 4 00:00:18,370 --> 00:00:20,497 Well, Jackie's not here anymore. 5 00:00:20,572 --> 00:00:24,440 I was over atJackie's this morning. She's so down. It's really depressing. 6 00:00:24,509 --> 00:00:27,637 - She's taking the breakup pretty hard, huh? 7 00:00:27,712 --> 00:00:29,646 Cool. 8 00:00:29,714 --> 00:00:32,114 Shut up, man. You cried like a baby. 9 00:00:32,183 --> 00:00:35,175 Whoa! I did not cry. 10 00:00:35,253 --> 00:00:39,155 - I had something in my eye. - For a week? 11 00:00:40,292 --> 00:00:43,261 I have allergies, all right? 12 00:00:43,328 --> 00:00:47,025 Is it so wrong to feel? 13 00:00:47,098 --> 00:00:51,091 Anyway, Jackie's, like, in really bad shape. 14 00:00:51,169 --> 00:00:56,163 So, Kelso, now thatyou and Jackie are no longer an item... 15 00:00:56,241 --> 00:00:59,802 um... I can ask her out, right? 16 00:00:59,878 --> 00:01:03,507 What? No— Since when doyou likeJackie? 17 00:01:03,581 --> 00:01:06,744 - Fez, I don't think that's a good idea. - Yeah, Fez, that's a bad idea. 18 00:01:06,818 --> 00:01:09,514 Jackie's on the rebound right now. Why don't you just give her a break? 19 00:01:09,587 --> 00:01:13,648 What? Since when do you likeJackie? 20 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:16,922 All right, does everybody here now likeJackie? 21 00:01:18,596 --> 00:01:21,588 I still don't. 22 00:01:21,666 --> 00:01:24,134 Thank you, Eric. 23 00:01:24,202 --> 00:01:27,171 Fez, Hyde's just saying thatJackie's reallyvulnerable right now. 24 00:01:27,238 --> 00:01:29,172 Yes. 25 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:33,734 So I must move fast before she gets her self-esteem back. 26 00:01:33,812 --> 00:01:36,406 Yeah. Can't blame her for being down. 27 00:01:36,481 --> 00:01:38,506 After all, I did dump her. 28 00:01:38,583 --> 00:01:40,778 Actually, she dumped you. 29 00:01:40,852 --> 00:01:43,480 Hey, I don't like to get into specifics. 30 00:01:43,555 --> 00:01:46,456 Oh, go tell it on the mountain. 31 00:01:48,660 --> 00:01:51,925 Nothing will stop me from askingJackie on a date. 32 00:01:51,997 --> 00:01:53,988 Not even ninjas. 33 00:02:12,450 --> 00:02:15,476 Stand back! I wantJackie, and no one will stop me. 34 00:02:15,553 --> 00:02:17,544 You cannot haveJackie. 35 00:02:17,622 --> 00:02:19,852 I will disableyou with my catlike swiftness. 36 00:02:19,924 --> 00:02:22,916 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 37 00:02:22,994 --> 00:02:26,020 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah! 38 00:02:26,097 --> 00:02:27,792 Oh. 39 00:03:23,721 --> 00:03:25,655 - Fez. - What? 40 00:03:25,723 --> 00:03:28,715 Go ahead, Fez. AskJackie out. 41 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:32,524 She won't go 'causeyou're foreign, but go ahead and ask. 42 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:37,624 You're darn right I will. 43 00:03:44,442 --> 00:03:46,376 & Hangin'out& 44 00:03:47,512 --> 00:03:49,446 & Down the street& 45 00:03:51,249 --> 00:03:53,183 & The same old thing& 46 00:03:55,086 --> 00:03:57,020 & We didlast week& 47 00:03:58,289 --> 00:04:02,089 & Not a thing to do & 48 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:05,493 & But talk toyou& 49 00:04:05,563 --> 00:04:07,929 & We're all all right& 50 00:04:07,999 --> 00:04:09,990 & We're all all right&& 51 00:04:10,068 --> 00:04:12,832 Hello, Wisconsin! 52 00:04:19,944 --> 00:04:24,176 No, Laurie, I am not giving you $15 for new hot rollers! 53 00:04:25,783 --> 00:04:29,219 Straight hair is not the end of the world. 54 00:04:29,287 --> 00:04:31,881 Actually, Mom, Laurie's world is a lot smaller... 55 00:04:31,956 --> 00:04:34,754 and much more shallow than the average person's. 56 00:04:36,261 --> 00:04:38,195 Come on, Mom! 57 00:04:38,263 --> 00:04:41,494 Curls are important for my self-esteem! 58 00:04:41,566 --> 00:04:44,057 Oh, you know what else might be good for your self-esteem? 59 00:04:44,135 --> 00:04:46,603 Not being the village whore. 60 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:51,500 Areyou trying to start something with me, little boy? 61 00:04:51,576 --> 00:04:53,976 Because whileyou have to go to work... 62 00:04:54,045 --> 00:04:57,037 all I have to do is sit around and think up ways to hurt you. 63 00:04:57,115 --> 00:05:01,142 I don't know. As village whore, I'd thinkyour day's full up. 64 00:05:01,219 --> 00:05:04,882 - Shut up! - Ha! I win! 65 00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:07,390 You're both wrong, so can it! 66 00:05:07,458 --> 00:05:09,358 You're dead. 67 00:05:09,427 --> 00:05:12,260 Ooh, I'm— I'm so scared. 68 00:05:12,330 --> 00:05:17,290 Kitty, remember that little French restaurant downtown? 69 00:05:17,368 --> 00:05:19,734 Frenchy's? 70 00:05:19,804 --> 00:05:21,829 The one and only. 71 00:05:21,906 --> 00:05:25,672 I made reservations for tonight— Forman, party of two. 72 00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:29,907 Well, now, this is so spontaneous of you, Red. 73 00:05:31,549 --> 00:05:34,780 You haven't been reading my Cosmo, have you? 74 00:05:36,087 --> 00:05:38,988 Come on, Kitty. We'll get all dressed up. 75 00:05:39,057 --> 00:05:42,720 - You can even wear my mother's necklace. - Oh. 76 00:05:42,794 --> 00:05:46,423 The necklace. Yea! 77 00:05:46,497 --> 00:05:49,830 - Come on, Eric. We're gonna be late. - Bye, Mom. 78 00:05:49,901 --> 00:05:52,369 Bye, honey. 79 00:05:52,437 --> 00:05:56,339 - Oh, this is awful. 80 00:05:56,407 --> 00:06:00,241 Come on, Mom. French food's not that bad. Just order pommes firites. 81 00:06:00,311 --> 00:06:02,506 They're French fries, you know? 82 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:05,140 No, honey, the necklace. I don't have it anymore. 83 00:06:05,216 --> 00:06:07,776 Really? What'd you do with it? 84 00:06:08,987 --> 00:06:11,251 Nothing. 85 00:06:11,322 --> 00:06:13,313 I said nothing. 86 00:06:13,391 --> 00:06:16,519 Mom, did you gamble the necklace away? 87 00:06:16,594 --> 00:06:19,893 - Okay, stop it, Laurie. I'll makeyou get a job. - Bye. 88 00:06:22,667 --> 00:06:27,297 Okay, Fez, askingJackie out is a big opportunity for you... 89 00:06:27,372 --> 00:06:30,341 and if she says no, don't cry. 90 00:06:30,408 --> 00:06:32,774 Just be witty and polite. 91 00:06:32,844 --> 00:06:34,778 Stick to the script. 92 00:06:34,846 --> 00:06:39,340 Most importantly is speak slowly and enunciate. 93 00:06:52,397 --> 00:06:55,230 - Hello? - "Hello, Jackie. How areyou doing today? 94 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:58,133 "I am fine. Nice weather lately, huh? 95 00:07:00,738 --> 00:07:03,400 Would you like to go on a dinner with me tonight?" 96 00:07:03,474 --> 00:07:06,966 Okay. Wait. Who is this? 97 00:07:08,913 --> 00:07:12,576 - It's me, Fez. - Oh. Okay. 98 00:07:14,419 --> 00:07:16,910 I just thought that sinceyou and Kelso are no longer dating— 99 00:07:16,988 --> 00:07:18,979 How is Michael doing? 100 00:07:19,057 --> 00:07:21,321 Uh, fine, I guess. 101 00:07:21,392 --> 00:07:24,054 Actually, he seems dumber. 102 00:07:26,431 --> 00:07:30,197 Well, you know what? That's great 'cause I'm doing fine too. 103 00:07:30,268 --> 00:07:32,293 Just fine. 104 00:07:32,370 --> 00:07:35,305 Well, if you are fine, then I'm dandy. 105 00:07:35,373 --> 00:07:38,604 You and me— fine and dandy. 106 00:07:42,013 --> 00:07:45,414 Did you hang up? 107 00:07:45,483 --> 00:07:48,145 - No. - Okay. Pickyou up at 8:00? 108 00:07:48,219 --> 00:07:50,551 - Fine. - Dandy. 109 00:07:55,626 --> 00:07:59,426 Okay. I'm all ready, so let's go. 110 00:07:59,497 --> 00:08:01,795 Wow. You look great! 111 00:08:01,866 --> 00:08:04,334 You look sharpyourself, so let's go. 112 00:08:04,402 --> 00:08:07,132 Hey. Weren'tyou gonna wear my mother's necklace? 113 00:08:07,205 --> 00:08:09,867 Here it is. Doesn't it look nice? 114 00:08:09,941 --> 00:08:13,240 I tuck it in so I won't lose it. So, let's hit the road. 115 00:08:13,311 --> 00:08:16,542 Well, you know, that didn't really look like the one she gaveyou. 116 00:08:16,614 --> 00:08:19,674 Oh, sure, it does. It looks just like it because it is it. 117 00:08:19,751 --> 00:08:22,242 Now lookwho's getting old. 118 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:24,982 Doesn't even remember what necklace his mother gave me. 119 00:08:25,056 --> 00:08:27,388 So let's move it out. 120 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:39,366 Boy, Laurie, you really liked that hot dog. 121 00:08:39,437 --> 00:08:41,928 You didn't even chew it. 122 00:08:48,045 --> 00:08:49,979 Hmm. 123 00:08:50,047 --> 00:08:52,709 Oh, hey, Hyde, Father's Day is coming up. 124 00:08:52,784 --> 00:08:56,242 Shouldn'tyou practice saying, "Hi. Areyou my daddy?" 125 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:59,153 Oh, by the way, Laurie, the Surgeon General called. 126 00:08:59,223 --> 00:09:02,158 He wanted you to stop hoarding all the penicillin. 127 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:06,452 You know, when you're in prison, your bad table manners... 128 00:09:06,531 --> 00:09:10,365 will probably just be a turn-on for some guy named Tank. 129 00:09:10,435 --> 00:09:13,097 Maybe when you're there for a conjugal visit... 130 00:09:13,171 --> 00:09:16,607 you can ask him to take it easy on me. 131 00:09:16,674 --> 00:09:19,074 Oh, yeah? Well— 132 00:09:20,578 --> 00:09:22,546 Nice hair! 133 00:09:22,613 --> 00:09:24,774 Oh, Laurie. 134 00:09:24,849 --> 00:09:27,340 Areyou all out of put-downs? 135 00:09:27,418 --> 00:09:31,218 Yeah, I guess I'm having an off day. Even Eric burned me. 136 00:09:31,289 --> 00:09:34,452 Eric burned you? You are totally lame. 137 00:09:34,525 --> 00:09:38,393 I know. Isn't that pathetic? Eric! 138 00:09:38,463 --> 00:09:40,397 What about me? 139 00:09:40,465 --> 00:09:43,901 Speaking of the spindly armed devil. 140 00:09:43,968 --> 00:09:46,095 - What's so pathetic? - Nothing. 141 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:49,606 At least nothing we can share with you, Gomer. 142 00:09:49,674 --> 00:09:54,236 Oh, yeah? Well— Nice hair. 143 00:09:58,416 --> 00:10:00,407 What? 144 00:10:03,521 --> 00:10:07,423 So, Jackie, how is yourvery expensive dinner? 145 00:10:07,492 --> 00:10:12,020 It's great, and I'm not replacing Michael with food. 146 00:10:12,096 --> 00:10:15,497 Areyou gonna finish that? 147 00:10:15,566 --> 00:10:19,161 Ah, that's okay. 148 00:10:19,237 --> 00:10:23,264 You know, this restaurant is verywell known for theirvery expensive dinners... 149 00:10:23,341 --> 00:10:25,275 but for you, it's— 150 00:10:25,343 --> 00:10:27,971 Pass the butter. 151 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:32,175 Ah, the butter. That reminds me of an amusing anecdote. 152 00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:34,241 Um— 153 00:10:37,388 --> 00:10:40,380 - The other day, I was in the basement— - Was Michael there? 154 00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:44,656 - Yeah. Anyways— - He is such a jerk. 155 00:10:44,729 --> 00:10:48,995 Yes. Well, anyways, back to my amusing anecdote. 156 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:51,227 The other day, I was tying my shoe— 157 00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:53,668 Mmm! Ask first! 158 00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:57,965 Mmm. 159 00:10:58,042 --> 00:11:01,136 Fez, I'm so glad I came out with you tonight. 160 00:11:01,212 --> 00:11:04,670 - Really? - Mmm. I was starving. 161 00:11:26,170 --> 00:11:29,139 So what happened? Did you kiss her? 162 00:11:29,206 --> 00:11:31,504 'Cause I'll kill you if you kissed her. 163 00:11:31,576 --> 00:11:35,068 Oh, no, I didn't want to kiss her. 164 00:11:35,146 --> 00:11:37,740 I wanted to give her a napkin. 165 00:11:40,017 --> 00:11:42,679 There was not a moment when she did not have... 166 00:11:42,753 --> 00:11:45,187 a face full offood. 167 00:11:45,256 --> 00:11:47,884 I was disgusted. 168 00:11:47,959 --> 00:11:50,757 Really? Hey. All's forgiven, buddy. 169 00:11:53,731 --> 00:11:55,665 Okay, fine, Hyde. 170 00:11:55,733 --> 00:11:59,399 You don't want to tell me what Laurie said about me? I'm fine with that. 171 00:11:59,533 --> 00:12:02,798 I'm telling you, man. She didn't say anything. 172 00:12:02,869 --> 00:12:05,201 Uh-huh. Right. 173 00:12:05,272 --> 00:12:08,400 Because, I mean, that's what Laurie's known for— 174 00:12:08,475 --> 00:12:11,342 not saying bitchy things. 175 00:12:11,411 --> 00:12:14,539 Hey, Hyde. What did Laurie say about Eric? 176 00:12:14,614 --> 00:12:18,277 I'll tell you later, man. It's so bad. 177 00:12:18,351 --> 00:12:20,342 Funny, but bad. 178 00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:24,356 - Yeah, you got nothing. - Huh? Yeah, I got nothing. 179 00:12:27,027 --> 00:12:31,623 Okay, fine. I don't care. 180 00:12:31,698 --> 00:12:34,599 She told you about summer camp, right? 181 00:12:34,668 --> 00:12:39,128 Fine. They called me Dr. Pee-Pee. 182 00:12:41,241 --> 00:12:43,903 I couldn't sleep on the top bunk, and I was 10. 183 00:12:43,977 --> 00:12:48,004 So... you know, who cares? I'm Dr. Pee-Pee. 184 00:12:48,081 --> 00:12:52,211 I'm... Dr. Pee-Pee. 185 00:13:02,762 --> 00:13:05,754 Dr. Pee-Pee! 186 00:13:05,832 --> 00:13:08,494 You are so Dr. Pee-Pee! 187 00:13:09,803 --> 00:13:13,364 Oh, really... Big Chief Brown Bottom? 188 00:13:18,211 --> 00:13:20,941 I'm sorry. Sorry, man. Sorry. 189 00:13:21,014 --> 00:13:24,415 Just... everyone shut up. 190 00:13:28,355 --> 00:13:30,289 Hey. How was dinner? 191 00:13:30,357 --> 00:13:34,088 Fine, except your fatherwouldn't shut up about that stupid necklace. 192 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:36,822 Look, Kitty, obviously something's going on here... 193 00:13:36,896 --> 00:13:39,057 so why don't you just tell me what it is? 194 00:13:39,132 --> 00:13:41,760 - Did you lose it? - No. 195 00:13:41,835 --> 00:13:45,168 - Did you lend it to somebody? - No. 196 00:13:45,238 --> 00:13:48,264 - Then what the hell happened? - I hocked it, okay? I hocked it! 197 00:13:48,341 --> 00:13:51,469 I pawned it. I hocked it. 198 00:13:52,779 --> 00:13:57,307 You pawned my dead mother's necklace? 199 00:13:57,384 --> 00:14:00,547 Yes... 200 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:04,021 and I'm not sorry 'cause we got groceries for it, so I'm not sorry. 201 00:14:04,090 --> 00:14:06,581 I'm not sorry, and I don't feel bad. 202 00:14:12,499 --> 00:14:16,435 Oh, Eric, I feel so bad. 203 00:14:16,503 --> 00:14:19,165 Mom, you feel bad? 204 00:14:19,239 --> 00:14:22,834 Laurie told everyone about Dr. Pee-Pee. 205 00:14:22,909 --> 00:14:25,901 Oh, honey, that's not so bad. 206 00:14:25,979 --> 00:14:28,539 That's cute. 207 00:14:28,615 --> 00:14:31,209 Oh, please, I have told that story to so many— 208 00:14:31,284 --> 00:14:33,275 Mom! 209 00:14:36,256 --> 00:14:38,884 I didn't tell that story to anybody. 210 00:14:45,532 --> 00:14:50,492 Then after I finished putting all my pictures of Michael in my special Michael box... 211 00:14:50,570 --> 00:14:53,562 I realized that I'm so totally over him. 212 00:14:55,241 --> 00:14:58,301 You liar. Look atyourself. 213 00:14:58,378 --> 00:15:01,211 If you keep stuffing your face like this, you're gonna get— 214 00:15:01,281 --> 00:15:04,512 Don't you dare say it, you bitch. 215 00:15:05,919 --> 00:15:09,047 - Fat! - No. 216 00:15:09,122 --> 00:15:12,114 No! No. 217 00:15:18,431 --> 00:15:20,922 Yup, I've almost finished my fifth pie... 218 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,264 and I'm still completely over Michael. 219 00:15:23,336 --> 00:15:27,932 No. Stop. Wait. 220 00:15:28,007 --> 00:15:30,874 Mmm. Blueberry! 221 00:15:32,946 --> 00:15:35,107 Hmm. 222 00:15:35,181 --> 00:15:37,672 I'm feeling kind ofweird. 223 00:15:41,755 --> 00:15:44,553 Oh, no! What's happening to me? 224 00:15:50,830 --> 00:15:52,957 Oh, my God! 225 00:15:53,032 --> 00:15:56,399 Oh, goodness! Oh, gracious! Oh, my! 226 00:15:58,471 --> 00:16:00,701 No more pie for you. 227 00:16:00,774 --> 00:16:04,403 Oh, no— 228 00:16:04,477 --> 00:16:08,277 - Okay, let's go, Jackie. - Ay! No. Aah! 229 00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:13,742 Suck it in, Jackie. 230 00:16:18,425 --> 00:16:21,087 My, God, Donna. I'm scared. I have to control myself. 231 00:16:21,161 --> 00:16:24,221 Then let's start byyou handing Donna the jerky. 232 00:16:24,297 --> 00:16:26,663 Back off, you Amazon! 233 00:16:28,735 --> 00:16:31,169 Look, I just need more time. 234 00:16:31,237 --> 00:16:33,865 Okay, you slapping my hand when I tried to take yourjerky... 235 00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:36,568 is something a fat girl would do. 236 00:16:42,449 --> 00:16:45,213 Okay, Laurie. I know what you told Hyde. 237 00:16:45,285 --> 00:16:47,185 What areyou talking about, loser? 238 00:16:47,253 --> 00:16:50,313 The camp story, Dr. Pee-Pee. You're dead. 239 00:16:50,390 --> 00:16:52,381 - What's going on? - Shh. Pretend it's TV. 240 00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:53,926 Okay. 241 00:16:53,993 --> 00:16:58,760 I know some pretty horrible things about you too, little lady. 242 00:16:58,832 --> 00:17:02,996 Fellas, Laurie here waxes her lips, legs, eyebrows... 243 00:17:03,069 --> 00:17:05,299 toes and shoulder blades. 244 00:17:07,841 --> 00:17:11,333 In the fifth grade, Eric sent away for the Charles Atlas kit... 245 00:17:11,411 --> 00:17:14,437 'cause a girl kicked sand in his face. 246 00:17:14,514 --> 00:17:17,108 - You stuffed in high school. - So did you. 247 00:17:20,186 --> 00:17:23,019 Lastyear, Laurie used all ofher birthday money... 248 00:17:23,089 --> 00:17:25,649 to buy a back massager... 249 00:17:25,725 --> 00:17:28,717 which isn't fooling anyone, by the way. 250 00:17:31,431 --> 00:17:34,491 Well, that's not as bad as when I walked in on you... 251 00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:37,559 in bed with your Dorothy Hamill poster, and you were all— 252 00:17:37,637 --> 00:17:42,233 - Laurie was born with a tail! - What? 253 00:17:42,308 --> 00:17:46,608 Yeah! Laurie was born with a tail! 254 00:17:46,679 --> 00:17:48,647 I hateyou! 255 00:18:02,228 --> 00:18:04,219 It's true. 256 00:18:11,738 --> 00:18:15,970 Okay, Red. I'm very sorry I pawned that necklace. 257 00:18:16,042 --> 00:18:19,534 That's okay. I've been thinking about it, and it's no big deal. 258 00:18:19,612 --> 00:18:22,376 Let's just let bygones be bygones. 259 00:18:23,816 --> 00:18:27,513 What do you say, pretty lady? 260 00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:33,225 What'd you do? 261 00:18:33,293 --> 00:18:37,787 A few months ago, I pawned the pocket watch your dad gave me. 262 00:18:37,864 --> 00:18:40,799 So we're even. Let's just get on with our lives. 263 00:18:40,867 --> 00:18:42,630 Oh, Red, how could you? 264 00:18:42,702 --> 00:18:45,364 Well, Kitty! 265 00:18:45,438 --> 00:18:48,430 Who the hell needs a damn pocket watch? 266 00:18:48,508 --> 00:18:52,638 What time is it? I don't know. I'll check my pocket. 267 00:18:52,712 --> 00:18:55,476 - See what I mean? It's just stupid. - Oh, Red! 268 00:18:55,548 --> 00:18:58,881 I pawned the lawn mower and Eric's old phonograph player... 269 00:18:58,952 --> 00:19:01,716 and the snowblower. 270 00:19:01,788 --> 00:19:04,052 We had a snowblower? 271 00:19:04,123 --> 00:19:06,114 Actually, it was Bob's. 272 00:19:09,395 --> 00:19:13,024 - Well, why'd you get so mad at me? - I got mad at myself. 273 00:19:13,099 --> 00:19:15,897 Look, it's the man's job to support the family... 274 00:19:15,969 --> 00:19:18,529 and ifhe can't do that, it's the man's job... 275 00:19:18,605 --> 00:19:23,508 to pawn the things to feed the family that he can't support! 276 00:19:25,311 --> 00:19:27,802 Okay. Okay. 277 00:19:35,254 --> 00:19:39,748 You know, Bob's been looking for that snowblower. 278 00:19:42,028 --> 00:19:44,462 Yeah, I know, Kitty. 279 00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:47,090 And believe you me... 280 00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:49,896 I'm running out of stories. 281 00:19:54,107 --> 00:19:57,975 So what you're saying is is I slept with the devil? 282 00:19:59,912 --> 00:20:02,472 Exactly. 283 00:20:02,548 --> 00:20:05,039 She told me it was a birthmark. 284 00:20:07,887 --> 00:20:09,878 It is a birthmark... 285 00:20:09,956 --> 00:20:12,925 from where they cut off her tail at birth. 286 00:20:14,594 --> 00:20:17,495 Guys, I'm actually starting to feel a little bad about this. 287 00:20:17,563 --> 00:20:20,691 Yeah, it is not right to reveal other people's secrets. 288 00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:25,033 I'm going to have to agree with Dr. Pee-Pee on this one. 289 00:20:27,373 --> 00:20:30,831 Hello, boys. And how areyou, Michael? 290 00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:34,903 Well, not so good. I just got some very disturbing news. 291 00:20:34,981 --> 00:20:37,506 Well, I hopeyou're very unhappy. 292 00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:40,882 - Fez, can I talk toyou? - Yes. 293 00:20:43,222 --> 00:20:46,680 Okay, Fez, I just want to thank you for last night. 294 00:20:46,759 --> 00:20:51,423 I know I wasn't my super-cute self, and I'm sorry. 295 00:20:51,497 --> 00:20:54,159 But you're a really good friend. 296 00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:56,997 But, Jackie, I was hoping that perhaps we could be more than friends. 297 00:20:58,404 --> 00:21:01,896 Well, hope springs eternal, Fez. 298 00:21:01,974 --> 00:21:05,068 How 'boutyou just keep worshipping me from afar... 299 00:21:05,144 --> 00:21:07,578 and stay available? 300 00:21:07,647 --> 00:21:10,047 Just in case. 301 00:21:10,116 --> 00:21:12,516 You would do that for me? 302 00:21:13,553 --> 00:21:15,783 That's a sweet deal. 303 00:21:17,557 --> 00:21:19,991 - Should we kiss on it? - Sure. 304 00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:23,426 - Bye. 305 00:21:25,565 --> 00:21:28,056 All right. That's it. You're a dead man. 306 00:21:49,422 --> 00:21:52,255 Sweet dreams, Dr. Pee-Pee. 307 00:22:01,968 --> 00:22:03,959 Oh, yeah.