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Hey, Mom, areyou gonna wear
that to church, or is it just laundry day?

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Thinkabout it.

3
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No. There's an emergency at the hospital,
and they're really short-staffed.

4
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I'm sorry. I'm not gonna
make it to church today.

5
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All right. No church.
Hey, we can watch the Brewers game.

6
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Sounds great. Laurie'll cook us up
a couple ofhot dogs.

7
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No. No Brewers,
no hot dogs, no nice day.

8
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You're gonna make sure
these kids get to church.

9
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- Why do we have to go?
- Well, I have a million reasons and no time.

10
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Now, here's a dollar
for the offering.

11
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And you remember:
you sing loud, you sing proud.

12
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Hey, how about you?
How comeyou never have to go?

13
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Eric...

14
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God and I
had a heart-to-heart...

15
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while I watched my destroyer
go down in the South Pacific.

16
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We're real good.

17
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You're not.

18
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- Go.
- Okay.

19
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Well, I'll seeya. I'm gonna go meet
some friends behind the bowling alley.

20
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Laurie, we're supposed
to go to church.

21
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Oh. We're supposed to go to church.

22
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Stop being such a little girl
and do something bad for once.

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& Hangin'out&

24
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& Down the street&

25
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& The same old thing&

26
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& We did last week&

27
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& Not a thing to do &

28
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& But talk toyou&

29
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& We're all all right&

30
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& We're all all right &&

31
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Hello, Wisconsin!

32
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So, Eric, I see
you're not in church today.

33
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Uh, no. Now that
I'm not a virgin anymore...

34
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there's really nothing left
to pray for.

35
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Hey. My life sucks.

36
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Ever since Jackie left,
I'm no good at pinball.

37
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You were never good at pinball.

38
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Let's look at the bright side
of not having Jackie.

39
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First, noJackie.

40
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Second, nowyou can do all the things
thatyou could never do...

41
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when you were with her, man,
which was, at last count, everything.

42
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Oh, man. You're right.

43
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You know, Jackie never ever
wanted me to, like, cheat on her...

44
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or-or grow a beard.

45
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And I always wanted to,
and now I can let this grow out.

46
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May I grow one too?

47
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I don't know, Fez.
The two of us growing beards together—

48
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Isn't that kind of girlie?

49
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Well, I just figure
the more, the hairier.

50
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Oh, I'm surrounded
by idiots.

51
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Hey, you know what might make
our little church ploywork better?

52
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If you button your shirt.

53
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Oh, and, hey,
what's that in your hair?

54
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Oh, a cigarette butt.
That's nice.

55
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Oh. That's the last time
I make out on asphalt.

56
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Ah, there they are.

57
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My little angels are home.
How was church? Good sermon?

58
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Uh, you know, fine.
Jesus said something reallywise.

59
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People said,
"Oh, thatJesus."

60
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And now we go and try
and live our lives that way.

61
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You mean like a couple
of, uh, big, fat liars?

62
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Yeah, um, I ran into Bob
out in the driveway...

63
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and he told me
you weren't at church.

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God, I hate Bob!

65
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I tried to go, Daddy,
but Eric wouldn't give me a ride.

66
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Hey, Mary Magdalene,
there's some gum on your neck.

67
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I can't believe that
my own children would do this.

68
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Mom, I mean,
it's such a nice day, and, you know...

69
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we wanted to get some of that
fresh airyou're always telling us about.

70
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Hey, nobody likes
a smart-mouth sinner.

71
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You know, this wouldn't have happened
ifsomeone had made sure...

72
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his children had gotten
to church.

73
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Well—

74
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Damn.

75
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All right, from now on,
you kids are going to church.

76
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- That's an order.
- Oh, Dad!

77
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Okay, okay. You know what?
We shouldn't have to force them.

78
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They're almost grown up.
They can make up their own minds.

79
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Really?

80
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Sure.

81
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If you wanna turn your backs on God and
spend eternity doing laps in a lake offire...

82
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well, that's your choice.

83
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So, guys? Huh?
What doyou think of the beard?

84
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Yeah, it's not bad
after one week, huh?

85
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I think it's stupid.
You look like a hobo.

86
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Well, you're crazy.

87
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Well, you look like a hobo.

88
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- Crazy!
- Hobo!

89
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Yeah, well, I like it.
I think it looks rugged.

90
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Look how thick
it's coming in, huh?

91
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- Hello.
- Wow, Fez, that's a nice beard.

92
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It will be
once it really comes in.

93
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Doesn't Michael
look stupid?

94
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I mean, it's not even growing in right.
It's all patchy.

95
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Poor Patchy.

96
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All right, I don't have
to take this.

97
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Aw. Now we made Patchy upset.

98
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- Bye, Patchy.
- So long, Patchy.

99
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I miss Patchy.

100
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Doesn't Michael look hot
with that beard?

101
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I mean, it's all
rough and forbidden.

102
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I thought you said
Kelso looks stupid.

103
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Well, I can't tell him
I like it.

104
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I hate his guts.

105
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But I hate him even more
now that he's so hot.

106
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That hot, bearded jerk.

107
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- What about my beard?
- It has egg in it.

108
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Laurie, what areyou doing?
Church starts in 10 minutes.

109
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- Mom, I'm not going.
- What?

110
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Well, Eric's not going either.

111
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Oh, of course he is.

112
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Wh— No— You know, I thought—
Mom, I thoughtyou said we had the choice.

113
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Uh-huh.

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And I chose "no."

115
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But, uh, "yes"
was a close second.

116
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You know, I don't
understand this at all.

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You give me one good reason
whyyou don't want to go to church.

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- It's hot.
- It's boring.

119
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- The music sucks.
- The pastor's ugly.

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- I have to wear a tie.
- I have to wear a bra.

121
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Enough!

122
00:08:02,427 --> 00:08:04,895
What about Hyde?
I mean, he doesn't have to go.

123
00:08:06,697 --> 00:08:09,632
While I respect
theJudeo-Christian ethic...

124
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as well as the Eastern philosophies and,
of course, the teachings of Muhammad...

125
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I find that organized religion
has corrupted those beliefs...

126
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to justify countless atrocities
throughout history.

127
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Were I to attend church,
I'd be a hypocrite.

128
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Okay, you know what?

129
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I am leaving in five minutes,
and I'm sureyou will make the right decision.

130
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No, you'll make the right decision,
and you drag her with you.

131
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Something tells me I will not
be sitting in that pew alone.

132
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- Hey, Kitty, the Pinciottis are all here.

133
00:09:02,220 --> 00:09:05,018
Where's the rest
ofTeam Forman?

134
00:09:05,089 --> 00:09:07,080
Oh, I'm-I'm all alone today.

135
00:09:07,158 --> 00:09:09,285
All alone? Ick!

136
00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:13,421
- That's just embarrassing.
- That's a shame.

137
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Because if there's anyone
who has some confessing to do...

138
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it's that dirty,
dirty son ofyours.

139
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Excuse me, ma'am.

140
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Is this seat taken, man?

141
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Doyou see anyone?

142
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I love it here, man.

143
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The guy up there tells stories.
That guywails on the organ.

144
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You can sing
as loud as you want.

145
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It's almost a religious experience.

146
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I kind ofthink this is what heaven's
gonna be like, you know?

147
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Plus,
they'll have an open bar.

148
00:10:09,153 --> 00:10:11,212
Right this way.

149
00:10:11,289 --> 00:10:13,883
Wipeyour feet, please.

150
00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:16,392
Sorry,
no flash photography.

151
00:10:16,460 --> 00:10:18,394
- Next!
- Oh, that's us.

152
00:10:18,462 --> 00:10:20,521
Forman, party offour.

153
00:10:20,598 --> 00:10:23,431
- I'm sorry. I can't let you in.
- What?

154
00:10:25,403 --> 00:10:29,134
All of us, or just Laurie?

155
00:10:30,208 --> 00:10:33,974
All of you.
Hi, Laurie.

156
00:10:36,747 --> 00:10:38,772
Kitty...

157
00:10:38,849 --> 00:10:41,579
if you'd only gone to church
with your family.

158
00:10:41,652 --> 00:10:44,416
But you didn't.
So, down you go.

159
00:10:47,925 --> 00:10:50,155
I love that gag!

160
00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:56,223
Step aside, would you,
please? Next.

161
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Hey, there, ho, there,
hi, there. Comin' through.

162
00:11:02,173 --> 00:11:04,539
Oh, you have got
to be kidding me.

163
00:11:04,609 --> 00:11:07,339
What can I do?
Theywent to church.

164
00:11:10,615 --> 00:11:13,709
Here's 20.
Can you find us a place up front?

165
00:11:16,821 --> 00:11:19,289
- All right, that's it. I'm kickin' Bob's ass.
- Red!

166
00:11:19,357 --> 00:11:21,882
Well, Kitty,
we're going to hell anyway.

167
00:11:31,135 --> 00:11:33,160
Well, that's just
not gonna happen.

168
00:11:39,010 --> 00:11:41,274
Thanks, man.

169
00:11:51,389 --> 00:11:54,017
- How was church?
- Great.

170
00:11:54,091 --> 00:11:57,254
I figured out what to do
with our sinner children.

171
00:11:58,296 --> 00:12:00,491
Kitty, our kids are fine.

172
00:12:00,564 --> 00:12:03,590
Oh, really?
So why is Laurie—

173
00:12:03,668 --> 00:12:05,693
Hey, hey.

174
00:12:05,770 --> 00:12:09,831
If we're gonna start taking shots
at our kids, let's focus on Eric.

175
00:12:09,907 --> 00:12:12,569
Well, see, now,
that's the point.

176
00:12:12,643 --> 00:12:15,043
He needs to learn
right from wrong.

177
00:12:15,112 --> 00:12:17,446
I don't want him
turning bad.

178
00:12:17,580 --> 00:12:20,845
Oh, Kitty, I don't think
Eric's gonna turn bad.

179
00:12:20,916 --> 00:12:23,146
He's too much of a pantywaist.

180
00:12:25,421 --> 00:12:28,584
I know whyyou're
defending them, Red.

181
00:12:28,657 --> 00:12:30,989
You feel guilty because
you set a bad example.

182
00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:33,460
Hey, I go to church.

183
00:12:33,529 --> 00:12:36,623
Just not during
televised sporting events.

184
00:12:39,602 --> 00:12:43,333
You know, Kitty, when my destroyer
went down in the South Pacific—

185
00:12:43,405 --> 00:12:45,430
Oh, blah, blah, blah.

186
00:12:47,543 --> 00:12:53,175
Fine. Ifl thought the kids
weren't going because of me, I'd go.

187
00:12:53,249 --> 00:12:56,343
Fortunately, I don't think that,
so I'm not going.

188
00:12:56,418 --> 00:12:58,852
Well...

189
00:12:58,921 --> 00:13:00,889
that's all
well and good, Red.

190
00:13:00,956 --> 00:13:04,517
But since theywon't go to church,
I'm bringing the church to them.

191
00:13:04,593 --> 00:13:07,426
I've asked Dave, the church youth minister,
to come here for dinner...

192
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:10,056
and he said, "Groovy."

193
00:13:10,132 --> 00:13:12,600
Sounds like a great idea.

194
00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:15,296
- You really think so?
- I don't have to be there, right?

195
00:13:15,371 --> 00:13:17,305
- No.
- Sounds like a great idea.

196
00:13:20,643 --> 00:13:22,577
You should really
go to church, Eric.

197
00:13:22,645 --> 00:13:25,808
'Cause God,
he sees everything.

198
00:13:25,881 --> 00:13:29,442
That's why I live my life
good and pure.

199
00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:33,147
Kelso, you were dating
two girls at the same time.

200
00:13:33,222 --> 00:13:37,522
Yeah, but God didn't see that. I was in
myvan, and he can't see through lead.

201
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,926
I don't want to get
into a religious argument...

202
00:13:47,002 --> 00:13:50,165
but my God
could kickyour God's ass.

203
00:13:56,178 --> 00:14:00,342
God is dead, man.
It said so in Time magazine.

204
00:14:00,416 --> 00:14:06,252
No, man.
I-I sat next to God once on the bus.

205
00:14:06,322 --> 00:14:09,780
He told me the meaning of life,
and then he gave me a pretzel.

206
00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:14,489
Sowhat's the meaning
of life, man?

207
00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:17,123
Uh— Yeah.

208
00:14:17,199 --> 00:14:19,633
I guess I should have
written it down.

209
00:14:20,636 --> 00:14:23,104
But it was a good pretzel, man.

210
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:27,940
Maybe this life doesn't
even matter, you know?

211
00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:31,173
Maybe we're not even here.

212
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:35,046
Or, no. Maybe I'm here,
but you're not.

213
00:14:37,319 --> 00:14:39,310
Hello?

214
00:14:40,856 --> 00:14:44,019
You know what the best thing
God ever did was?

215
00:14:44,093 --> 00:14:46,391
Boobs!

216
00:14:46,462 --> 00:14:48,930
Yes. And God said...

217
00:14:48,997 --> 00:14:51,227
"Let there be boobs."

218
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:54,201
And then there were boobs.

219
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,829
Hey, if God
is all-powerful...

220
00:14:56,905 --> 00:15:02,002
can he make a boob so big
that even he can't lift it?

221
00:15:02,077 --> 00:15:04,671
That's a good question, man.

222
00:15:04,747 --> 00:15:07,614
I'll ask him next time
I'm on the bus.

223
00:15:10,686 --> 00:15:12,620
Oh, my God.
Here comes Michael.

224
00:15:12,688 --> 00:15:14,815
Isn't he gorgeous?

225
00:15:16,325 --> 00:15:20,523
Jackie, he's a dog that lied
and cheated on you, remember?

226
00:15:20,596 --> 00:15:24,794
Good, good.
Keep saying stufflike that...

227
00:15:24,867 --> 00:15:27,995
so that I don't
throw myself at him.

228
00:15:28,070 --> 00:15:29,628
Gee, I'll try.

229
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:35,404
Oh. Hey.
Excuse me.

230
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:38,844
- Hey, Michael.
- You submental, two-timing dog.

231
00:15:41,517 --> 00:15:44,008
- Hey, Jackie.
- So where areyou off to?

232
00:15:44,086 --> 00:15:47,351
You lying, cheating,
dirtbag jerk.

233
00:15:47,423 --> 00:15:52,122
Well, I'm just gonna go over to the Hub,
grow my beard, you know.

234
00:15:53,862 --> 00:15:56,194
Well, that's neat.

235
00:15:56,265 --> 00:15:58,825
So they allow scum-wads in there
who lie to their girlfriends...

236
00:15:58,901 --> 00:16:01,529
and cheat on them
and break their hearts?

237
00:16:05,707 --> 00:16:09,040
Uh—
I guess so, yeah.

238
00:16:12,481 --> 00:16:16,315
Now I know some of the kids today
think that God's a real downer...

239
00:16:16,385 --> 00:16:19,912
but the truth is,
he's an upper.

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And let me tell you something. There's
a much better drug than L.S.D. or P.C.P.

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I get high on G-O-D.

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Virgin.

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Bless you.

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Okay, why am I here?

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Becauseyou're a young soul in my care.
Now, sit, damn it.

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Sorry, Dave.

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I have a soft spot forvirgins...

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because they're
such a challenge.

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Religion can be cool.

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In fact, Jesus was a lot like
another famous rebel— Fonzie.

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But where Fonzie says, "AYY!"
Jesus says, "A-men."

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But, Dave, could Jesus start a jukebox
just by hitting it?

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He could,
but Jesus doesn't like to hit anything.

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Did he everwater-ski
over a shark?

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Okay, does anyone have
a question about the Bible?

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I do.

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Doyou have
your own place?

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Hey, you know what?
How about we just—

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we stop talking
and we start singing songs?

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&Jesus is just
all right with me &

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&Jesus is just all right with me &
Everyone!

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- &Jesus is just all rightwith me &
- & Us &

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&Jesus is just all right
Oh, yeah &

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&Jesus is just
all rightwith me &

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&Jesus is just
all rightwith me &&

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Okay, let's take a look
atyour pictures. Kitty...

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what doyou see
when you thinkofGod?

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Oh, that's nice.
Very lifelike.

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See? He's, um— He's looking down
fondly on all of us going to church.

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Steven?

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Very good. I see.
When you think ofGod, you seeJesus.

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No, man, it's Clapton.

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Oh, my God, man.
I drew Clapton too.

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Okay. Cool.
Laurie?

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I drew a special picture
just for you.

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Look at it later
when you're alone.

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- I got a pair oftens.
- Or, as we say in religious rummy...

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a pair of apostles.

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Ooh. Um...

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I have— I have a jack,
a queen and a king.

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You mean a Joseph,
a Mary and a Jesus.

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Wow. I bet that's
gonna be hard to beat.

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That's so true, Kitty.

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Let's see
what Laurie's got.

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Six...

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six...

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six.

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Well, thank you all for the lovely evening.
I'll seeyou at the church.

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Oh, Michael?

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Oh, Michael!

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&&

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- Mom!

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- Hey!
- Eric, Laurie, get ready for church.

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Wait a second.
I thoughtyou said it was our choice.

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Well, when you choose to go,
it'll beyour choice.

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Coming on to theyouth minister—
You need church!

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Mom, why areyou doing this?

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I don't have to have a reason.
It's right.

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I'm your mother.
Now, move.

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But it's not fair. I mean,
why do we have to go to church?

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I mean,
Dad doesn't go.

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Aha! Aha, aha, aha, aha!

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Come on, everybody.
The Formans are going to church.

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You had to throw me under
the bus with you, didn'tya?

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Well, nice goin', Eric.

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Yeah, nice going.
Now I have to put on a bra.

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God hates me.

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& Oh, dear Lord &

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- &Three things I pray &
- & Pray &

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"A"!
& See thee more clearly &

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- & See thee more &
- "B"!

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& Love thee more dearly&

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"C"!
& Follow thee more nearly&

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- & Dayby day&
- & Dayby day &

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- & Day by day &
- & Day by day &

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- & Day by day &
- & Day by day by day &

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& Day by day by day &

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& Day by day &&