1 00:00:03,838 --> 00:00:08,571 How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 2 00:00:10,345 --> 00:00:13,576 One— 3 00:00:13,648 --> 00:00:16,378 two! 4 00:00:16,451 --> 00:00:19,249 - Ah, screw it. 5 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:23,984 Ow. My tooth. Why did I bite? 6 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:25,992 Eric... 7 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:29,518 if you don't wanna wearyour ass for a hat, you'll get up here pronto! 8 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:34,660 You better go. You know how that ass-hat screws up your hair. 9 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:41,065 Poor Forman, huh? Workin' for Red like that. 10 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:44,373 - Wouldn't wish that on my enemies. - I would. 11 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:47,312 Those suckers must pay! 12 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:54,851 - Hey, Jackie. - Michael, why don't you save the sweet talk... 13 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:58,050 for the next idiot who's dumb enough to dateyou. 14 00:00:58,126 --> 00:01:02,324 You know, Jackie... 15 00:01:02,397 --> 00:01:07,130 if you're in the market for a new lover... 16 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:10,932 they say onceyou go Fez, you never go back. 17 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:20,738 In my language, that rhymes. 18 00:01:20,815 --> 00:01:24,410 Okay. Uh, where's Donna? 19 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:27,477 She's upstairs with Forman. 20 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:32,322 And don't follow me, Michael. We've broken up. And I mean it! 21 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:36,955 Oh, I wasn't! It's a good thing we're broken up because— 22 00:01:37,031 --> 00:01:40,364 - Damn it! I miss her! 23 00:01:40,435 --> 00:01:42,630 Geez, man. Who wouldn't? 24 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:47,367 Spare me the sarcasm, Hyde. I am really hurting here, and I'm totally lonely. 25 00:01:47,442 --> 00:01:50,878 Man, I've seen people gut-shot who've complained less than you. 26 00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:56,906 So what doyou miss about her? All she ever did was call you names. 27 00:01:56,984 --> 00:02:02,650 Heck, I can do that for you. You idiot. See? 28 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,816 Oh. Thanks, Fez. 29 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:07,520 No problem, fart face. 30 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,665 & Hangin'out& 31 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:17,332 & Down the street& 32 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:21,172 & The same old thing& 33 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:24,371 & We did last week& 34 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:29,179 & Not a thing to do & 35 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:32,583 & But talk toyou& 36 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:35,019 & We're all all right& 37 00:02:35,089 --> 00:02:37,080 & We're all all right && 38 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:40,889 Hello, Wisconsin! 39 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:49,661 && 40 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:56,242 You know the great thing about whistling? 41 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,778 You can stop whistling. 42 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,780 Sorry. 43 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:04,375 Eric, bend your knees and lift with your legs, or else I'm gonna— 44 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:07,944 Kick my ass? Putyour foot in my ass? Make my ass a hat? 45 00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:10,149 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 46 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:13,819 Geez. And I didn't think you were listening. 47 00:03:13,895 --> 00:03:17,888 Oh, and I need you to re-sticker those clock radios. They're on sale. 48 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:21,059 Yeah. I saw the flyer. I already took care of it. 49 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:24,866 Really? Well. Way to show initiative. 50 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:32,705 "Way to show initiative"? What areyou up to? 51 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:36,011 Nothing. I think you did a good job. 52 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:41,715 Okay, but I'm watching you. 53 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:45,486 Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late, Red. 54 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:49,792 My dog got hit by a car. I had to rush him to the vet. 55 00:03:49,864 --> 00:03:53,391 Earl, your dog got hit on Tuesday too. 56 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:56,834 How dumb is that dog? 57 00:03:56,904 --> 00:04:00,533 Okay. You're right. I'm sorry, Red. 58 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:05,102 I know you gave me a break 'cause we worked at the plant together, and I appreciate it. 59 00:04:05,179 --> 00:04:09,548 - I swear it's the last time. - Earl, why can'tyou be more like Eric? 60 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:12,051 I mean, he's 18, and he's— 61 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:17,682 - Dad, I'm 17. - Eric, I'm talking here. 62 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,783 And he's already got a betterwork ethic than you. 63 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:22,192 No doubt there, Red. 64 00:04:22,263 --> 00:04:25,164 You can tell he's your son. He's a super, uh— 65 00:04:25,233 --> 00:04:27,133 - Earl? - Mm? 66 00:04:27,201 --> 00:04:30,364 - Let's just go to work, okay? - Sure. Right after a cup of joe. 67 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:33,839 I'm useless without my coffee. 68 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:40,108 Wow. He must not have had coffee in years, huh? 69 00:04:40,181 --> 00:04:44,777 That's pretty funny. 70 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:50,017 Okay. What's up with you? 71 00:04:54,829 --> 00:04:56,922 Hey, Kelso. How's it goin'? 72 00:04:56,998 --> 00:04:58,932 How's it goin'? Great! 73 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,400 Just 'cause a guy shoots hoops by himself doesn't mean he's lonely. 74 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:03,664 No. Far from it. 75 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:06,366 Okay. That's good. 76 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:11,434 Hey, Donna, you know, all this talk about bein' lonely... 77 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:14,379 kind of reminds me of me, you know? 78 00:05:18,052 --> 00:05:20,179 Kelso, areyou gonna get all emotional? 79 00:05:20,254 --> 00:05:24,247 'Cause just 'cause I'm a girl doesn't mean I won't totally make fun of you. 80 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:26,555 - Fair enough. - Okay. 81 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:30,461 I know I keep things bottled up... 82 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:34,331 but underneath this cool exterior... 83 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:37,371 there's a really sad human being. 84 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:40,134 Oh, my God. This is aboutJackie. 85 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:43,005 Yes! All right. What gave it away? 86 00:05:43,077 --> 00:05:47,411 The fact that it's all you ever talk about, you stupid dill hole. 87 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:55,083 Look, Kelso, you've gotta get it through your Jackie is not coming back toyou. 88 00:05:55,156 --> 00:05:59,024 - Why? - Becauseyou slept with someone else. 89 00:05:59,093 --> 00:06:02,119 Yeah, like, a month ago! God! 90 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:13,540 - I just realized Jackie's short, and I don't like short people. 91 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:18,271 They're creepy, you know? Always sneakin' up on ya. 92 00:06:18,346 --> 00:06:22,043 I don't even know why I was with her. 93 00:06:22,116 --> 00:06:26,519 Maybe it's because she's a tiny little whore. 94 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:32,389 Oh. I meant to hurt you, but I hurt myself, because I love her. 95 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:35,452 Hey, guys, I really cracked Red up today... 96 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:39,363 and not by tripping or getting wet orvomiting. 97 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:44,632 Did you bumpyour head? That's good stuff. 98 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:48,903 No. I just made a joke, and he just... got it. 99 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:52,742 I mean, it worked. We're, like, just two guys brought together by the common goal... 100 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:57,341 of slashing prices on all your household needs. 101 00:06:57,418 --> 00:07:02,981 Plus, I mean, it is so great to see him chew out other people. 102 00:07:03,057 --> 00:07:07,790 Yeah, Forman. Nowyou know how we feel when heyells atyou. 103 00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:09,887 Yeah. It really is hilarious, man. 104 00:07:09,964 --> 00:07:15,527 You get all bug-eyed and stuttery. 105 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:19,801 Fellas... I've been thinkin'. 106 00:07:19,874 --> 00:07:22,240 There's a lot ofladies out there, right? 107 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:25,745 And I haven't seen nearly enough of'em naked. 108 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:31,251 Sometimes I am looking at naked ladies, and then I get exhausted. 109 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:36,620 And then I get a second wind, and then I'm ready for more naked ladies. 110 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:40,683 It's, like, at work, there's this guy, Earl, and he's a real screwup, right? 111 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:42,991 So Red gets pretty P.O.'d... 112 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:47,227 but that deflects all of Red's anger from me. 113 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:50,566 So, I mean, Earl's, like... 114 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:54,233 a dumb-ass lightning rod. 115 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:57,209 I hear that, man. Yeah. 116 00:07:57,278 --> 00:07:59,906 I'll onlywork with the barely competent. 117 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:03,108 It takes the stress out ofslackin' off. 118 00:08:03,184 --> 00:08:07,883 Man, it feels great to be free of that midget! 119 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:11,391 It's like the world is my oyster... 120 00:08:11,459 --> 00:08:14,155 and I'm ready to shuck it! 121 00:08:14,228 --> 00:08:16,355 Nothin' but hot new ladies from here on in. 122 00:08:16,430 --> 00:08:20,025 I'm gonna be boldly going where no man's gone before. 123 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:23,763 - Hello, Mrs. Forman. I'm here to pick up Laurie. 124 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:29,341 No, no, no. You mean Eric. 125 00:08:29,410 --> 00:08:32,573 No. Laurie. Your other kid. 126 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:36,206 But why? 127 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:40,117 You're datin' Laurie? That's not different, man. 128 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:46,057 You're boldly goin' where every man's gone before. 129 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:50,085 Steven, it is not nice to be so... truthful. 130 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:56,431 Hi, Kelso. Did you buy me those? 131 00:08:56,504 --> 00:09:00,907 - Yeah. Just likeyou told me. - No. I told you roses. 132 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:03,341 Come on, doofus. 133 00:09:07,448 --> 00:09:12,943 No offense, Mrs. Forman, but those two could make the dumbest babies ever. 134 00:09:18,192 --> 00:09:20,353 That's not funny. 135 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:31,504 - Speaking ofwork— - We weren't talkin' about work. 136 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:34,200 Work. Right. 137 00:09:34,275 --> 00:09:36,937 Dad and I really put in some hard hours today, didn't we, Pop? 138 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:39,673 Yep. Eric's really bustin' his hump down there. 139 00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:44,650 Well, I am just so happy my two fellas work so well together. 140 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:48,017 - Hey, how's Earl doing? - Oh, he's okay... 141 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:51,251 but his damn dog can't go a day without gettin' hit. 142 00:09:51,325 --> 00:09:53,759 At least I got one good man down there. 143 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:56,728 Right back atya, big guy. 144 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,391 Well, that Earl's always been a character. 145 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:02,924 Yeah, like today, he was late, and Dad said, "Get to work," 146 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,631 and he said, "Sorry, Red. 147 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:11,338 I'm useless without my coffee." And then I said, "He must not have had coffee in years." 148 00:10:11,412 --> 00:10:13,607 Right? 149 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:19,543 - That's cute. - Yeah. And that's not even my best Earl joke. 150 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,487 Okay. Ready? Knock-knock. Who's there? 151 00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:24,990 It's not Earl, 'cause he's late. 152 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:28,995 Yeah, I'm guessin' "Earl's" not short for "early." 153 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:31,964 - That's a good one, Red. - I got one. 154 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:35,729 - There once was a girl from Nantucket— - Okay. Let's just knock it off. 155 00:10:41,542 --> 00:10:45,410 && 156 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:50,610 Hey, uh, Laurie? Yeah. Could you, uh— 157 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:53,551 get out! 158 00:10:53,621 --> 00:10:55,748 Thanks. 159 00:10:57,658 --> 00:11:02,721 Come on, Kelso. Come up to my room. I need you to, um, help me move my bookcase. 160 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:10,761 That means we're gonna have sex. 161 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,705 Yeah. Thanks for crackin' that code. 162 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,935 Hey, man, what areyou doing? 163 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:21,448 They're going up to have sex. Get the wax out of your ears. 164 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:27,078 Man, you can't bring my sister down to the basement. This is our fortress of solitude. 165 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:31,284 Well, I'm sorry, but she's my girlfriend, and I love her. 166 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,485 No, you don't. 167 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,154 Well, I like her. 168 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:38,926 No, you don't. 169 00:11:40,334 --> 00:11:42,928 I think she is okay... 170 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:47,133 and the line between love and okay is pretty fine. 171 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:52,440 But the line between doin' it and not doin' it— that's not fine at all. 172 00:11:52,513 --> 00:11:55,038 Just like the line between moron and idiot? 173 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,640 Exactly. 174 00:11:57,718 --> 00:12:02,052 You know, it took me months to getJackie in the sack. Laurie, she already lets me do it. 175 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,283 And, plus, I'm over here all the time anyway... 176 00:12:04,358 --> 00:12:08,317 so there's, like, the convenience factor. 177 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:12,830 Kelso, my bookcase isn't going to move itself. 178 00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:16,891 Kelso, my bookcase isn't going to move itself. 179 00:12:18,669 --> 00:12:20,660 Or maybe it will. 180 00:12:23,274 --> 00:12:26,334 Damn! I gotta go! 181 00:12:28,846 --> 00:12:32,577 - Dumbest babies ever. 182 00:12:38,789 --> 00:12:43,522 Jackie, it's great to see you so happy and strong... 183 00:12:43,594 --> 00:12:46,256 and over Kelso. 184 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:49,663 You're like a rock. You're like a tiny little rock. 185 00:12:49,734 --> 00:12:53,465 Donna, areyou tryin' to tell me bad news? 186 00:12:53,537 --> 00:12:56,062 Or areyou making fun of my butt? 187 00:12:57,908 --> 00:13:00,274 - No. Your butt's fine. - Fine? 188 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:04,303 Glorious! Whatever. Look. 189 00:13:04,382 --> 00:13:07,374 Kelso's dating Laurie. 190 00:13:07,451 --> 00:13:12,184 I don't care. 191 00:13:12,256 --> 00:13:15,191 Oh, come on. How can you still have feelings for him? 192 00:13:15,259 --> 00:13:20,925 Donna, I don't have feelings for him. I just hate that bitch for makin' him happy. 193 00:13:20,998 --> 00:13:25,128 Believe me. She will make him more miserable than you ever did. 194 00:13:25,202 --> 00:13:29,571 Oh, Donna, thank you. 195 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:33,770 I'm gonna prayto God thatyou're right. 196 00:13:41,118 --> 00:13:44,315 Laurie, I have to talk toyou. 197 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:47,186 Kelso, we gotta confab, man. 198 00:13:47,258 --> 00:13:48,816 Okay. 199 00:13:48,893 --> 00:13:50,360 Okay. 200 00:13:50,428 --> 00:13:52,362 Too many times, I have sat idly by... 201 00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:54,898 and watched you make bad choices. 202 00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:58,492 I've seen you screw up an awful lot... 203 00:13:58,569 --> 00:14:02,130 and, sure, I've enjoyed it. 204 00:14:02,206 --> 00:14:06,074 But now you've gone too far. Do you know what this is about? 205 00:14:06,143 --> 00:14:09,010 Duh. I'm not an idiot. 206 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:13,073 Uh-uh. 207 00:14:13,150 --> 00:14:17,610 Michael has some nice qualities, but— 208 00:14:17,688 --> 00:14:22,819 Laurie's got great legs and a fine rack, but— 209 00:14:22,893 --> 00:14:24,952 He's just a boy. 210 00:14:25,029 --> 00:14:28,123 She's a major skankoid. 211 00:14:28,199 --> 00:14:31,691 And you don't know where a boy like that will end up. 212 00:14:31,769 --> 00:14:35,000 And you don't know where a girl like that has been. 213 00:14:35,072 --> 00:14:37,734 Now, I know you want a boyfriend... 214 00:14:37,808 --> 00:14:42,507 who's weak and easily manipulated. 215 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:46,277 Now, I knowyou're weak and easily manipulated— 216 00:14:46,350 --> 00:14:49,581 But you have got to learn to think about the future. 217 00:14:49,653 --> 00:14:53,419 But you gotta learn to think. 218 00:14:53,491 --> 00:14:55,550 And— 219 00:14:55,626 --> 00:14:58,424 And make smart choices... 220 00:14:58,496 --> 00:15:01,727 'cause what's convenient isn't always what's best. 221 00:15:01,799 --> 00:15:04,290 If it were, I'd just throw on... 222 00:15:04,368 --> 00:15:06,928 a muumuu and eat out of a can. 223 00:15:08,506 --> 00:15:11,998 If it were, this frozen pizza wouldn't taste like monkey butt. 224 00:15:14,979 --> 00:15:19,473 Okay. Areyou done with this little lecture? 225 00:15:19,550 --> 00:15:23,884 Okay. You done with that pizza? 226 00:15:23,954 --> 00:15:26,115 Yes. 227 00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:29,785 And I think I've made my point. 228 00:15:31,362 --> 00:15:32,920 Oh, God. 229 00:15:32,997 --> 00:15:35,261 I gotta get my own place. 230 00:15:35,332 --> 00:15:38,631 This doesn't taste like monkey butt. 231 00:15:40,271 --> 00:15:43,604 Oh, geez, Red, I'm sorry I'm late for our little meeting. 232 00:15:43,674 --> 00:15:46,507 My dog got— 233 00:15:46,577 --> 00:15:50,479 car got hit by a, uh, car. 234 00:15:50,548 --> 00:15:53,142 Accident. That's the word. 235 00:15:53,217 --> 00:15:56,311 Eric, takeyour break anywhere but here. 236 00:16:00,191 --> 00:16:03,991 Earl, you're fired. 237 00:16:04,061 --> 00:16:06,621 What? What did I do? 238 00:16:08,432 --> 00:16:10,866 What did you do? 239 00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:15,963 I'll tell you what you did. You stupid— 240 00:16:48,672 --> 00:16:53,200 - Hi. How was your day? - I had to let Earl go. 241 00:16:53,277 --> 00:16:57,179 Let Earl go? You yel led at him until he cried. 242 00:16:58,849 --> 00:17:03,513 Hey. What kind of a man cries after only 15 minutes ofyelling? 243 00:17:05,956 --> 00:17:08,823 Well, I'm sorry. I don't like the wayyou handled Earl. 244 00:17:08,893 --> 00:17:14,388 - Dad, he was your friend. - Eric, hush, hush, hush, hush. 245 00:17:14,465 --> 00:17:18,299 Eric, work is work. 246 00:17:18,369 --> 00:17:23,329 You don't show up late. You don't make excuses. And you don't not work. 247 00:17:23,407 --> 00:17:26,137 If it wasn't work, theywouldn't call it work. 248 00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:31,477 They'd call it "superwonderful crazy fun time," 249 00:17:31,548 --> 00:17:34,176 or "skip-a-dee-doo." 250 00:17:34,251 --> 00:17:37,812 Oh, geez, why in the hell am I even talking toyou? 251 00:17:39,123 --> 00:17:42,854 Oh, Eric, why'd you have to go and upsetyour father? 252 00:17:42,927 --> 00:17:47,387 I can't have my own opinion without him tearing my head off? 253 00:17:47,464 --> 00:17:52,834 No! And I think atyour age, you should know that by now. 254 00:17:52,903 --> 00:17:57,772 Well, no, Mom. No. Uh-uh. Man, we had such a good thing goin' at work... 255 00:17:57,841 --> 00:17:59,775 and he just wrecked that. 256 00:17:59,843 --> 00:18:04,507 And, by the way, without Earl, I'm back to "dumb-ass." 257 00:18:07,251 --> 00:18:12,450 - He just— He's just mean. - Oh, you shutyour porky mouth, mister. 258 00:18:12,523 --> 00:18:15,356 Well, then it just stinks, becauseyou know what? 259 00:18:15,426 --> 00:18:21,058 This is the first time we were ever, like, you know— cool with each other. 260 00:18:21,131 --> 00:18:23,964 Why does he have to be such a hard-ass all the time? 261 00:18:24,034 --> 00:18:28,266 Oh, come on, Eric. That's how he expresses himself. 262 00:18:28,339 --> 00:18:31,433 That's how he's always expressed himself. 263 00:18:31,508 --> 00:18:35,239 Your fatheryells atyou because he cares. 264 00:18:35,312 --> 00:18:38,577 Yeah. Right. Well, if that's true, then— then— 265 00:18:38,649 --> 00:18:40,583 Stand up straight. 266 00:18:40,651 --> 00:18:42,642 You're a dumb-ass. 267 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,018 You call this a report card? 268 00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:47,284 Hands above the covers. 269 00:18:51,495 --> 00:18:54,692 Huh. I guess he really, really cares. 270 00:18:54,765 --> 00:19:00,328 And if not, you're movin' out soon. 271 00:19:08,479 --> 00:19:11,073 - So— 272 00:19:11,148 --> 00:19:13,412 You know who I hate? 273 00:19:13,484 --> 00:19:16,282 Laurie. 274 00:19:16,353 --> 00:19:20,915 Oh, Jackie, I know you're upset and in pain... 275 00:19:20,991 --> 00:19:24,586 butyou're not going to talk during Hollywood Squares, are you? 276 00:19:24,661 --> 00:19:27,186 No. I mean, I really do hate her. 277 00:19:27,264 --> 00:19:31,098 No offense, Eric, butyour sister— She's a slut. 278 00:19:31,168 --> 00:19:35,400 Oh, my God. Jackie, not since the Smokeyvs. Bandit debate... 279 00:19:35,472 --> 00:19:38,441 haveyou and I so been on the same page. 280 00:19:38,509 --> 00:19:41,501 - Yeah, I thinkwe're all on board. - God! This is so great. 281 00:19:41,578 --> 00:19:47,016 You guys all hate Laurie and love me. 282 00:19:50,454 --> 00:19:54,015 Yeah. We all hate Laurie. 283 00:19:54,091 --> 00:19:56,525 - Shh. 284 00:19:56,593 --> 00:20:01,553 Oh, great. Lamb Chop had a joke, and I missed it. 285 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,661 Hey, guys. 286 00:20:05,736 --> 00:20:07,863 Oh, hi, Michael. 287 00:20:09,073 --> 00:20:12,042 Kelso, as your new girlfriend... 288 00:20:12,109 --> 00:20:16,273 I'm really not comfortable with your old girlfriend hanging out down here. 289 00:20:17,714 --> 00:20:20,979 Okay. Uh, hey, Jackie, doyou mind? 290 00:20:21,051 --> 00:20:24,487 No. No, I don't mind if you leave. 291 00:20:26,723 --> 00:20:29,157 She's not leavin'. 292 00:20:29,226 --> 00:20:33,219 Well, I'm not either. 293 00:20:33,297 --> 00:20:35,891 She's not either. 294 00:20:35,966 --> 00:20:37,957 - Fine. - Fine. 295 00:20:38,035 --> 00:20:42,165 - Fine. - Fine. 296 00:20:42,239 --> 00:20:44,605 Hey, this is my house! 297 00:20:44,675 --> 00:20:49,009 So what? Eric wants me here. Don't you, Eric? 298 00:20:49,079 --> 00:20:51,513 Why, yes, I do! 299 00:20:54,551 --> 00:20:57,748 - You betterwatch your back. - Really? 300 00:20:57,821 --> 00:21:01,757 'Cause you should stop spending so much time on yours. 301 00:21:04,228 --> 00:21:06,822 Burn! 302 00:21:09,566 --> 00:21:14,196 Hey, I'm sorry. I just got swept away by the super-good burn. 303 00:21:14,271 --> 00:21:16,296 Shut up! 304 00:21:20,511 --> 00:21:23,378 Jackie, that was an excellent burn. 305 00:21:23,447 --> 00:21:28,350 - Thank you, Fez. - Now, please, sit next to Fez. 306 00:21:30,654 --> 00:21:34,021 - Move it! 307 00:21:39,163 --> 00:21:42,690 What the hell wereyou doing in the shower so long? 308 00:21:42,766 --> 00:21:45,132 You know it wastes water, and it might make me late. 309 00:21:45,202 --> 00:21:49,195 In fact, I am definitely not gonna be the first person there. 310 00:21:51,408 --> 00:21:53,467 You know how that makes me look? Damn it! 311 00:21:53,544 --> 00:21:55,739 You gotta grow up and learn some responsibility. 312 00:21:58,482 --> 00:22:02,578 - I loveyou too, Dad. - What? 313 00:22:02,653 --> 00:22:05,281 Stop bein' weird. 314 00:22:05,355 --> 00:22:07,346 Thanks.