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Ooh. Now I've got
Park Place and Boardwalk.

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This game's just like life.
I am the richest of all.

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Jackie, I've got $970 here.

4
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It's all yours
if you'll just go away!

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Relax, Forman. It's better than
having Laurie down here.

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She's like
a big, cancerous tumor.

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And Jackie, you know,
she's like a tiny, benign cyst.

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Thank you, Hyde.

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Here. Buyyourself a hotel.

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Why areyou giving him money?
I'm the one in jail.

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Plus, Hyde punched me in the arm.

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Why can't we start over?

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- Because—
- Ay!

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And don't try tipping over
the board again either.

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Next time we go hiking,
make sureyou bring a blanket.

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I think I have
a twig in my shorts.

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What a coincidence. So does Kelso.

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Burn!

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Okay. Okay. Nice burn. Hi, Jackie.

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Oh, look. It's Michael
and his community chest.

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Nice.

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So, Michael, when you come over
for dinner tonight...

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- don't wear that stupid unicorn tie.

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Oh, I'm sorry, Jackie.
Was that a gift?

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Oh, yeah?
Well, were those shoes a gift?

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'Cause they're ugly.

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What areyou
even doing here anyways?

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Shouldn'tyou be off
playing with ribbons and ponies?

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Well, shouldn'tyou be off...
being a bitch?

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Ooh, I made the little girl
say a bad word.

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Seeyou tonight.

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Whoops.

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& Hangin'out&

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& Down the street&

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& The same old thing&

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& We did last week&

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& Not a thing to do &

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& But talk toyou&

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& We're all all right&

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& We're all all right &&

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Hello, Wisconsin!

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Laurie makes me so mad.

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I just wanna rip out her hair, show it to her
and hope it doesn't grow back.

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I hate her.

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Jackie, that's what she wants.
She feeds on your anger, man.

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It only makes her stronger.

47
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Well, then what am I
supposed to do?

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If you reallywant to get under her skin,
you have to be Zen.

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Zen? Okay, you can't just
make up words, Hyde.

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No, man. Zen.

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At peace. Aloof. Zen.

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Oh.

53
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Okay, then. Hyde, will you
teach me how to be Zen?

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You can't just teach someone
to be Zen, Jackie.

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You can only learn to be Zen.

56
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Okay. I don't understand.

57
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Exactly.

58
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And that's your first lesson.

59
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Huh?

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Jackie, if you wanna be my student, you need
to follow my instructions without question.

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Okay. Okay.
See? I can do that.

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Okay. First thing...

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finish polishing my boots.

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- Okay, Hyde, how's that gonna help me—
- What?

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Okay.

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You'll make a fine student.

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Shine, grasshopper, shine.

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Kelso, man, you're not seriously
coming to dinner tonight, areyou?

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Why shouldn't I? You know, Jackie broke up
with me, and I needed a girlfriend...

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and Laurie's it.

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Plus, I need to eat,
so I'm coming to dinner.

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God, Kelso.
You're lame and you're sad.

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But if you go to dinnerwith Red,
you're gonna getyourjust deserts.

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I don't really carewhat they serve.

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I just wanna be there
for Laurie, you know?

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Hope it's pie.

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Oh, Kelso. It's gonna be so bad.

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- Can I come to dinner tonight?
- No.

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Look, Red loves Laurie, right?

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And Laurie likes me.
Therefore, Red has to like me.

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I mean, what fatherwouldn't like the guy
who's nailing his daughter?

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Oh, Laurie, you can't bring Michael to dinner.
Areyou out of your mind?

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Mom, I'm an adult,
and this is my choice.

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No, if you were really an adult,
you'd try to meet someone with a future...

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instead of Michael, who,
bless his heart...

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is probably gonna end up
ripping tickets at the Tilt-A-Whirl.

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Well, he could invent something.

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- Yeah, I guess I'm lazy.
- Uh-huh.

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And, Laurie, haveyou given any thought as to
what you're gonna say toyour father...

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when he finds out?

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"He's my boyfriend, Daddy,
and we love each other...

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and you can't stop us
from being together!"

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What do you think?

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Laurie, I absolutely forbid you
to bring that boy to dinner.

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Sometimes I hate you!

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Well, that is just too bad
because I loveyou.

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Because I have to.

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- Whatever!
- No. More aloofness.

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Whatever.

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I'm not believing you.

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Hyde, when are we
going to move on?

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I have been saying
"whatever" for half an hour.

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You can sayvery much
by saying very little, small grasshopper.

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Pretend you're Laurie and insult me.

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- Okay.

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Hey, hi. You're stupid.

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- Whatever.
- Wow. That was great.

108
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Yeah.

109
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Now, another part of this
is ambiguity. Say it with me.

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Ambiguity.

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Very good. See, you don't want people
to know exactlywhatyou mean.

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Here. Ask me if I want to
go to a movie tonight.

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Okay. Hi, would you like
to go to a movie tonight?

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That's cool.

115
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See, you don't know if I mean, "That's cool.
I'll go." or "That's cool. No, thanks."

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- And that's cool?
- Whatever.

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Oh, my God!

118
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I am so sorry I got impatient.

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That's cool.

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Hey, guys.

121
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So, Jackie, Eric won't invite me
to dinner tonight...

122
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so doyou wanna, like,
go to the mall or something?

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That's cool.

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Wait. What doyou mean?

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Oh, my God! Itworked!

126
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I mean, whatever.

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- Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
- What?

128
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You guys started eating without me?

129
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That is so rude.
I'm just kidding.

130
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Well, Eric, you must've forgotten to mention
you invited Michael to dinner tonight.

131
00:09:05,067 --> 00:09:08,192
Oh, right. Yeah, I guess I did.

132
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Oh, and there are my chocolates. The
chocolates that I asked you to bring over to me.

133
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Ooh, Fanny Farmer.
My favorite.

134
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No. No.
See, those are for Laurie.

135
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Kelso, what the hell
areyou doing here?

136
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Dad! Uh, nougat?

137
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Don't worry, Red.
I got something for you too. Huh?

138
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- Five beers?
- Uh, yeah. They were all out of six-packs.

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Weird, huh?

140
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Let me help you out
with that there, Red.

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- Areyou taking a beer?
- Hey, focus, man. He's dating your daughter.

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Laurie, what's going on?

143
00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:04,793
He's my boyfriend, Daddy.

144
00:10:04,867 --> 00:10:09,526
And he loves me.
And... he's good to me.

145
00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:12,089
And we're... happy together.

146
00:10:14,401 --> 00:10:18,560
Kelso, you have five seconds...

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00:10:18,633 --> 00:10:21,827
to get as far away from me as possible.

148
00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:24,230
But, Red, what about
our unspoken bond?

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One. Two.

150
00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:29,628
I'll call you.

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Beer, Red?

152
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- And the rest of dinner...

153
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was eaten in complete silence.

154
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The only sound was the dull throbbing
of that vein in Red's giant, shiny head.

155
00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:06,792
Boy, I'm glad I'm not Kelso.

156
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,856
Sure he's had sex a lot
and I am still a virgin...

157
00:11:09,934 --> 00:11:14,094
but— I wish I was Kelso.

158
00:11:15,767 --> 00:11:17,733
No, you don't, Fez.

159
00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:23,392
Being Kelso is like knowing the truth behind
all the deception in society...

160
00:11:23,466 --> 00:11:28,626
but not being able to convince any of your
fellow suburban clones anything's wrong, man.

161
00:11:31,301 --> 00:11:33,459
No, wait. That's me.

162
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:46,190
Man, I just totally forgot
why I was laughing.

163
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Isn't that funny?

164
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Okay. No more for
the cheerleader, okay?

165
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Jackie, you seem different.

166
00:12:00,466 --> 00:12:05,297
I don't know if it's your hair,
your outfit, or your red, puffy eyes.

167
00:12:07,034 --> 00:12:10,522
She's Zen, man.
I've taken her under mywing.

168
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:13,089
I'm running a dojo of coolness.

169
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,459
Jackie, demonstrate.

170
00:12:16,533 --> 00:12:19,863
Oogly-googly. Oogly.

171
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Yeah. It's her first day.

172
00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:41,127
Kitty, I don't want our daughter
dating that kettlehead.

173
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:45,061
Well, maybe it's just a phase.

174
00:12:45,129 --> 00:12:48,492
No. He's been a kettlehead since—

175
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No, no. I meant Laurie.

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This is how it starts, you know.

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First they're dating and having fun...

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and then the next thing you know,
they're prying the money to pay for a wedding...

179
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from my cold, dead hands.

180
00:13:04,395 --> 00:13:08,384
Oh, honey.
They're not gonna get married.

181
00:13:08,462 --> 00:13:11,724
He'll leave herwhen she gets pregnant.

182
00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:19,354
Oh. Okay.

183
00:13:19,429 --> 00:13:23,555
I see Mr. Smiley isn't in town today.

184
00:13:24,729 --> 00:13:26,888
I expected more from her.

185
00:13:26,963 --> 00:13:31,292
What the hell is she doing with some
high school kid? She went to college.

186
00:13:31,362 --> 00:13:35,852
- Well, she did flunk out.
- Oh, Kitty.

187
00:13:35,929 --> 00:13:41,589
I can see how their future
is gonna turn out, and it's not good.

188
00:13:55,629 --> 00:13:58,118
More mashed potatoes, Red?

189
00:13:58,196 --> 00:14:02,128
Why, thank you,
Servitron 2000.

190
00:14:05,129 --> 00:14:08,959
Well, it's cold.
Damn foreign robots.

191
00:14:11,129 --> 00:14:14,959
Oh, it's so nice to have dinner
with the family like this.

192
00:14:15,029 --> 00:14:19,893
Yeah, it's a good thing we found
a babysitting droid for the quintuplets.

193
00:14:19,963 --> 00:14:21,952
So, Michael,
how's the job hunt going?

194
00:14:25,129 --> 00:14:28,220
Great. They had a real short line at
the unemployment office...

195
00:14:28,295 --> 00:14:31,284
so I got home in time to catch the end of
The Space Price Is Right.

196
00:14:32,862 --> 00:14:36,954
You know, times are tough
for me and Kelso right now.

197
00:14:37,029 --> 00:14:38,824
You'll help us, won't you, Daddy?

198
00:14:40,495 --> 00:14:42,825
I'll always be there for you, honey.

199
00:14:42,896 --> 00:14:46,158
I think she means financially, Red.

200
00:14:47,696 --> 00:14:51,355
I know what she means...
annoying kettlehead.

201
00:14:52,662 --> 00:14:56,992
You're giving us
more money, right, dude?

202
00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:00,722
- Yes, damn it!
- All right. All right.

203
00:15:00,796 --> 00:15:03,694
Hey, Laurie, I think
it's time for our "nap."

204
00:15:05,262 --> 00:15:07,126
All right. That's it!

205
00:15:07,195 --> 00:15:10,389
I've got to go to Saturn
on business for a week.

206
00:15:10,462 --> 00:15:15,622
And when I get back, you better have a job,
or it's off to the asteroid mines for you.

207
00:15:19,429 --> 00:15:21,361
Don't forget your briefcase, Red.

208
00:15:21,429 --> 00:15:25,418
Thank you, Servitron 2000.

209
00:15:27,596 --> 00:15:32,858
Now—
Roll back the roof, 'cause I gotta go.

210
00:15:32,929 --> 00:15:35,088
Jet pack, blast off.

211
00:15:45,096 --> 00:15:48,220
Red. Red.

212
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,727
That's it.

213
00:15:50,796 --> 00:15:53,819
I'm just gonna tell her
that she can't see him anymore.

214
00:15:53,896 --> 00:15:55,828
No, no.
You can't do that, Red.

215
00:15:55,896 --> 00:16:00,056
In fact, the more we fight it, the more
she's gonna wanna be with... kettlehead.

216
00:16:01,162 --> 00:16:03,651
At this rate...

217
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:06,889
I'm gonna have a heart attack
before I even get my jet pack.

218
00:16:10,063 --> 00:16:12,722
You know, I missed you guys.

219
00:16:12,796 --> 00:16:16,284
Yeah, this place just isn't the same
when I'm not around.

220
00:16:16,362 --> 00:16:20,590
Oh, hey. You guys wanna hear
a really funny story?

221
00:16:20,662 --> 00:16:25,321
I was just upstairs,
and Red was yelling at me about you.

222
00:16:25,395 --> 00:16:28,555
And, uh, then I said,
"What areyou doing yelling at me?

223
00:16:28,629 --> 00:16:32,618
Kelso's right downstairs.
In fact, I'll go get him for you," I said.

224
00:16:33,829 --> 00:16:36,454
Say, that is a funny story.

225
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:40,018
I don't care. I'll go talk to Red.

226
00:16:41,596 --> 00:16:45,084
He was really mean to me,
and here I'd brought him a five-pack.

227
00:16:45,162 --> 00:16:47,526
So I hope he's ready to apologize.

228
00:16:47,596 --> 00:16:51,153
Oh, yeah.

229
00:16:51,229 --> 00:16:53,388
Yeah, that's it.

230
00:16:53,462 --> 00:16:57,121
Ifthere's one thing
Red's about, it's forgiveness.

231
00:16:57,195 --> 00:17:01,525
No, he's not.
He's the opposite of that.

232
00:17:03,963 --> 00:17:08,793
Oh, wait. I getyou.

233
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,521
Funny.

234
00:17:24,996 --> 00:17:29,155
Wait, uh—
Red, can't we leave that open?

235
00:17:29,229 --> 00:17:32,218
Have a seat, Kelso.

236
00:17:32,295 --> 00:17:36,489
You know, I've been thinking
a lot aboutyour relationship...

237
00:17:36,562 --> 00:17:38,653
with my only daughter.

238
00:17:38,729 --> 00:17:40,285
She's a gem.

239
00:17:41,462 --> 00:17:43,690
Shut up.

240
00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:48,592
Kitty says if the two of you wanna see each other,
there's nothing I can do about it.

241
00:17:48,662 --> 00:17:51,389
But she's wrong,
'cause I could kill ya.

242
00:17:56,262 --> 00:17:58,751
That's a joke, Kelso. You should laugh
when I make a joke.

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Hey, good one, Red.

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See, you're making me think that I should
take a personal interest in you...

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and you don't want that.

246
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Take Eric, for example.
I have a personal interest in him.

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- Oh, God.
- Thereyou go.

248
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What you wanna do here
is fly in under my radar...

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so that if I never see
you and Laurie together...

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or hear your name mentioned in the same
breath, I might just forget thatyou even exist.

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- Got it?
- Yeah.

252
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Okay, soyou mean if-if me and Laurie—

253
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Oh, now, see? You just mentioned
my daughter's name.

254
00:18:36,128 --> 00:18:38,617
I'm sorry. Okay.

255
00:18:38,696 --> 00:18:42,355
Uh, if Kelso and your daughter—

256
00:18:42,429 --> 00:18:46,691
No, no, no. See— No, that's, uh—
that's not gonna work either.

257
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Well, this is hard, Red.

258
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Yeah, well, you're gonna be here till
you get it right, Kelso.

259
00:18:52,429 --> 00:18:57,225
Well, okay, Red, but eventually,
my parents are gonna come looking for me.

260
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Yeah, but they're not gonna find you.

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Oh, that's anotherjoke.
Come on. Laugh, Kelso.

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Oh, you again. What happened, did they
let out kindergarten early today?

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Whatever.

264
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Jackie, don't you have a lame comeback
saved forjust this very occasion?

265
00:19:33,662 --> 00:19:35,991
That's cool.

266
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Oh, so nowyou're little Miss Cool, huh?

267
00:19:41,195 --> 00:19:43,922
Whatever.

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Well, if you're really
as cool as you think you are...

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you would've been able to
hold on toyour one, true love.

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But you couldn't could you?
Loser. Oh, well.

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- Catfight!

272
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You guys, stop it!

273
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Ow! You bit me.
Jackie, hit her in the eye!

274
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- Oh!
Ow, myeye!

275
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Oh, I know. We can pourwater on them,
and then we can see through their shirts.

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Bitch!

277
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You kicked her ass, man.

278
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Yeah. Yeah.
Whatever.

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Oh, my gosh. I am so turned on.

280
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I can't believe Laurie bit me.

281
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I hope she didn't
give me, like, slut rabies.

282
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Jackie, you're my hero.

283
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You hit her in the eye.

284
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Yeah, but I guess
it wasn't veryZen of me, was it, Hyde?

285
00:21:11,028 --> 00:21:15,188
Well, where Zen ends,
ass-kicking begins.

286
00:21:17,162 --> 00:21:20,287
That's your final lesson, grasshopper.

287
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,850
Hey, man.

288
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Let's do that thing
where we all sit in the circle again.

289
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Oh. One step ahead of you.

290
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:41,327
The fact thatyou actuallywent into
the garage with Red, that's so brave.

291
00:21:41,395 --> 00:21:46,225
Yeah. I guess we both had to
fight for our love, baby.

292
00:21:48,128 --> 00:21:50,117
I'm coming in
the living room now.

293
00:21:56,529 --> 00:21:59,188
Well, hi there, kitten.

294
00:22:03,462 --> 00:22:05,893
Hi, Daddy.

