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Okay. You guys...

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I just got an advance copy
oftheyearbook...

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and you'll all be
happy to know...

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that 1977 is
my cutestyear ever.

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Jackie, that is so weird
because I was just telling the gang...

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how there's no wayyou could be
cuter than lastyear.

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- You were?
- Yes.

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I, for one, totally believe
thatyou are cuter this year.

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Yeah, since I dumped you.

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Nice burn.

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Donna,
we've talked about that.

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Hey, Steven. Want to pop some popcorn
and look at all theyearbook pictures of me?

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Nah, I figure I'll do plenty of that
when I die and go to hell.

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God, you're such a card.

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This is so exciting.
My first American yearbook.

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Show us
some pictures of Fez.

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Sorry, Fez.
There aren't any.

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What the hell?

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So, they don't let foreigners
in youryearbook?

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Uh-huh.

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Here's me cheering
at the pep rally last fall.

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Oh, my God!
Someone in the crowd is mooning.

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You're all cheering away, and the whole time
you're getting mooned. Yeah!

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Oh, my God.
That's a girl butt. Hee-hee.

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There's girl butt in theyearbook.

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Oh, man. I can't tell who it is.
I wish we had a magnifying glass.

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Oh. Hereyou go.

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I— I was just playing
with some bugs.

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God, I can't believe it.

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Someone's nasty butt
is in my picture.

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Oh, my God.
That's not girl butt.

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- That's Donna's butt.
- Yes, it is!

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& Hangin'out&

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& Down the street&

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& The same old thing&

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& We did last week&

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& Not a thing to do &

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& But talk toyou&

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& We're all all right&

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& We're all all right&&

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Hello, Wisconsin!

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Eric.

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Are you okay?
'Cause you look weird.

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Yeah. Could it be
because of...

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your girlfriend's
naked butt?

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- Kelso, you're not helping.
- I'm not trying to help.

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Eric, it's no big deal.

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It is too, Donna.
Your nasty butt ruined my picture.

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Hey. Maybeyour nasty face
ruined my butt picture.

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I know why I'm not
in theyearbook.

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It's because whitey's
keeping me down.

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Hey, Fez.

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Just look at Donna's
naked butt some more.

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Yes, that's nice.
Thank you.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Donna, take me through
the chain of events.

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Now, uh, you're
at the pep rally—

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Oh. And at this point
your pants are on.

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Right.
And then theyweren't.

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Donna, mooning's
not something you just do.

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No. It's not something
you just do...

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because it's impossible to moon
when you have no ass.

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Michael is such a boy.

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He doesn't even know
who he is.

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You know who knows
who he is?

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Steven Hyde.

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Oh, no.
Now you like Hyde?

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No, I don't like him.
I just—

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I just think he's, like, the sweetest,
coolest guy I've ever met.

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Jackie,
I thoughtyou hated him.

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Feelings change, Donna.

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Like, rememberwhen we first met,
and I hated you?

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- What?
- Yeah. I thoughtyou were, like, this big goon.

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Didn't we have this talk?

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No.

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I'm so sorry.

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It's okay.
I mean, I hated you too.

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Yeah. That's 'cause
you were a big goon.

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- Bitch.
- Goon.

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- Bitch!
- Goon!

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See? See, we're closer
then ever.

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I gotta go find Steven.

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Oh.
Hello, strangers.

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Look, Red.
It's the Pinciottis.

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Yeah. And they're
dressed the same.

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We were jogging.

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Soyou had to dress
the same?

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Well, I hope we're still on
for cards tomorrow night.

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Oh, about that.
Uh, we can't—

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Hey. No excuses necessary.

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Gosh. Darn the luck.

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That just makes me so sad.

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I gotta go inside.

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Well, me too.

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Um, Midge, is something
bothering Bob?

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Oh, he's uncomfortable around you and Red
now that Donna and Eric...

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know each other.

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If you know what I mean.

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You see, I'm using the word "know"
in a different way here.

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Uh-huh.

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It's a pun.

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It's not a—

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Okay, Midge. Good pun.

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Bye-bye now.

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Oh, they are nuts.

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Yeah, there's a lot
of things about Steven...

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that I used to not like
that now I really like.

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Like— Well, I thought his pork-chop
sideburns were a sign that he was...

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poor and dirty
and lived in a shack.

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But then— But then I realized that Elvis
had sideburns, and he lived in Graceland.

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Well, that was an eye-opener.

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There he is.
Hi, Steven.

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What's she
doing here?

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I think she's
hitting on me, man.

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But I ain't interested.

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Tell her I ain't interested
and make her go away.

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Hitting on you?
I'm not hitting on you, you relic.

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Hey, name-calling's noway
to win someone's heart.

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- What areyou talking about?
- What are you talking about?

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What are you talking about?

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What are you talking about?

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What areyou talking about?

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- What are you talking about?

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Great. Now he got away.
Steven!

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What was she talking about?

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- Man, I don't know what's gotten into Jackie.

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"Steven, let's hang out.
Steven, let's go to the mall."

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My life's a living hell,
you know.

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Steven, you're hilarious!

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You know, Steven and I
tease each other.

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That's what best friends do.

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You know what?
I love showing my butt!

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I don't care what Eric says.
I like to show it, and I like to shake it.

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Donna, I can totally
respect that.

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Just be careful, though,
or they'll call you a home-wrecker.

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I can count the number ofhomes
I've wrecked on one hand.

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Don't worry, ladies,
'cause no one's gonna label you here.

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If you guys want to take off some clothes
and shake some stuff, feel free.

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Not you.

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I wouldn't call you
a home-wrecker, Laurie.

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No, I'd call you a slut.

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And a home-wrecker.

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& Shake, shake, shake &

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& Shake, shake, shake
Shake your booty &

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- Whoo! Rock it, girl.
- & Shakeyourbooty&&

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Yeah. That's good stuff.

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Hey. Let's see a smile.

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After all, no card game with
the LooneyTunes tonight.

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Red, they are
the only friends we've got.

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I am having them over tonight,
so we can clear the air.

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No. No, no.
I don't want to clear the air.

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Red, I'm clearing the air.

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Kitty, this is our chance
to grow apart.

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How can you
throw that away? How?

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Because six nights a week
I have to stare at your sour puss...

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and even God got to rest
one day a week.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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So, the yearbooks are out,
and no one's noticed your...

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fleshy indiscretion.

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So I guess I'm cool with it.

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What a relief.

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I tossed and turned all night.

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Well—
Relax, Donna. Relax.

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Because, I mean, it's a tiny picture.
It's all out offocus.

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I think it's safe to say
this little episode is behind us now.

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Hey, everybody.
Donna showed her ass!

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Donna showed her ass!
Donna showed her ass!

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Donna showedherass!
Donna showed herass!

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&&

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Okay. Um—

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We've been friends and neighbors
for a long time...

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and, um, I think there's something
we need to talk about.

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- Don't you, Bob?
- Nope.

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Kitty, don't push him.

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He might just
get up and leave.

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I'd respectyou
if you got up and left.

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Eric and Donna
are having sex.

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- What the hell?
- Kitty!

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I didn't know that "clearing the air"
meant we were gonna have...

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a sex talk with the neighbors.

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I did.

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And I thought
it was gonna be fun.

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And it is fun!

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I thinkwhat Midge means is
it's good to clearthe air.

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Secrets cause cancer.

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Fine. Bring it on.

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Just so long as I don't
have to talk about this.

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I gotta say—
I'm with Bob on this.

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Right. So let's all
just not talk.

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Okay. Deal.

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Okay. Deal, buddy.

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No, Bob. Deal.

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You lose again, cracker.

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Why don't you go home and cry
toyour big white mama?

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Well, first of all, dude,
I think I'm Chinese.

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And second of all, let me seeyou
putyour moneywhereyour mouth is.

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I don't know.
Twenty bucks.

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I'm gonna have to dip into
my babysitting money.

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00:13:02,984 --> 00:13:06,750
I mean my drag-racing money.

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Time to lose,
little white girls.

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Score.

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00:13:17,365 --> 00:13:21,495
Ah. Hey, I just remembered, man.
I'm really good at this game.

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Ooh, Steven.
I'm so glad you're here.

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Jackie, please. I'm right in the middle of
"Smokey and the Band-Aid," okay?

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Okay. Fine. But I signed us up
for roller-disco lessons at Skate World tonight.

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Class starts in half an hour,
so we better hustle.

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You get it? "Hustle"?

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00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:46,957
Okay, let me explain
something toyou.

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On Friday nights,
I don't roller-disco.

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I go out looking for roller-discoers
to punch in the head.

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Okay. Fine.
We won't roller-disco.

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We'll do anything you want.

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No. We won't.

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00:14:01,342 --> 00:14:03,902
Look. Man—

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00:14:03,978 --> 00:14:06,913
You and I don't have
anything in common.

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00:14:06,981 --> 00:14:10,917
You're, like, a square,
you know? A— A cheerleader.

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00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,853
So, just...

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00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:16,583
roller-disco
on out ofhere, okay?

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00:14:18,626 --> 00:14:22,426
Fine. Fine. I guess I'm not cool enough
to hang out with you anymore.

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00:14:22,496 --> 00:14:24,930
Now you're getting it.

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00:14:26,734 --> 00:14:29,828
You know what, Steven?
You think you know me, butyou don't.

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00:14:29,904 --> 00:14:31,872
You don't know me at all.

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00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:35,773
I knowyou like unicorns.
So, bye-bye.

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00:14:41,349 --> 00:14:43,613
Oh, my God.
Call Walter Cronkite.

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00:14:43,684 --> 00:14:46,016
My girlfriend
has her pants on.

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00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:51,149
Okay, you're behaving like the biggest baby.
What's your problem?

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00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:55,161
What's my—
My problem is it's your...

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butt.

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It's our butt.
It's my butt.

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Eric, it's my butt.

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00:15:04,138 --> 00:15:07,039
And when I showed it,
it was funny.

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00:15:07,108 --> 00:15:10,441
And you should be glad that you have a girlfriend
who's cool enough to moon.

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00:15:10,511 --> 00:15:15,642
Well— Yeah, okay.
I mean, you're right, but—

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00:15:15,716 --> 00:15:19,117
You know what? Once the jocks
and the guys with the Firebirds see it...

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00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,984
you know, they're just gonna
totallywant you.

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00:15:22,056 --> 00:15:25,958
Oh, no. With myweak-willed
girlie mind, I'll go too.

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00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:30,789
You're such a bonehead.

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00:15:30,865 --> 00:15:33,561
Yeah, I know.

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00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:36,000
Okay, it's great.
But, you know, in the future...

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00:15:36,070 --> 00:15:38,630
would it kill you just to
have a smidgen of modesty?

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00:15:38,706 --> 00:15:40,697
Oh, my God.

243
00:15:42,410 --> 00:15:44,401
What—

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00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,507
What's so funny?

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You're a prude.

246
00:15:51,152 --> 00:15:54,053
I am not.

247
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:58,148
Yes. You're uptight.
You're like a little pilgrim.

248
00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:00,159
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

249
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:01,785
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

250
00:16:01,862 --> 00:16:05,457
In the end, I'm glad my Donna's
with your Eric.

251
00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:07,899
At least I know
Eric's not a degenerate.

252
00:16:12,506 --> 00:16:14,599
Who's the prude now, huh?

253
00:16:14,675 --> 00:16:17,803
My ass is
swingin', baby! Whoo!

254
00:16:23,918 --> 00:16:25,943
Eric.

255
00:16:31,892 --> 00:16:33,883
Hi, Mom.

256
00:16:38,699 --> 00:16:44,262
So. Bob, uh, you want to go ahead
and cancel next week's game, buddy?

257
00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:49,772
Okay. It's a tie game.

258
00:16:49,844 --> 00:16:52,176
This is it, Fez.

259
00:16:52,246 --> 00:16:55,409
Channel all of your hatred
for the white man...

260
00:16:55,483 --> 00:16:58,213
into this one last point.

261
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,253
I am full ofhate,
my brother.

262
00:17:02,490 --> 00:17:04,924
Hey, foreign guy.
Will you sign youryearbook picture?

263
00:17:04,992 --> 00:17:07,119
Mywhat book picture?

264
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:11,824
Oh, my God.
It is half my face.

265
00:17:11,899 --> 00:17:16,097
Oh, I feel the warm,
loving embrace of the whitey.

266
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:18,104
I forfeit. You win.

267
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:22,265
No. No, no.

268
00:17:22,343 --> 00:17:25,779
No one is embracing you, Fez.
You're brown, okay?

269
00:17:26,781 --> 00:17:29,409
So let's kick
some racist ass!

270
00:17:58,646 --> 00:18:00,580
We lost?

271
00:18:00,648 --> 00:18:03,242
Nice game,
mywhite friends.

272
00:18:05,286 --> 00:18:07,447
You owe me money!

273
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,459
Hey, Hyde.

274
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:16,257
Oh, no. Is the roller-disco craze
over already?

275
00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:20,533
Of course not.

276
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,569
Look. Hyde.

277
00:18:22,636 --> 00:18:25,969
I just wanted you to know
that I'm not a square cheerleader.

278
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,008
I'm on the wrong side
of the law.

279
00:18:28,075 --> 00:18:30,009
Because I have this.

280
00:18:30,077 --> 00:18:32,443
Oh, no.
A paper bag. Run.

281
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,220
Jackie.

282
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:44,314
Oh, yeah.
I bought it— in the ghetto.

283
00:18:46,527 --> 00:18:48,995
Jackie, there is
no ghetto here.

284
00:18:49,063 --> 00:18:51,998
I mean, there's, like, that one house
that needs to be painted.

285
00:18:52,066 --> 00:18:56,059
Okay, fine. I bought it
from my housekeeper. Whatever.

286
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:59,867
So, what are you saying?
You want to be like a burnout now?

287
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:03,569
No. No. Hyde, I just want to
be with you. Okay?

288
00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:07,478
I think you're one of the coolest,
sweetest guys I've ever met.

289
00:19:07,548 --> 00:19:10,312
- No, you don't.
- Yes, I do.

290
00:19:10,384 --> 00:19:12,511
Is there a problem here?

291
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:15,282
No, sir, Officer. There's, uh—
There's no problem at all.

292
00:19:15,356 --> 00:19:17,381
- Right, Jackie?
- There's nothing in the bag.

293
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,198
Okay, miss.
Let's go.

294
00:19:25,266 --> 00:19:28,429
No, no. I can't go to jail.
I have to cheer tomorrow.

295
00:19:30,571 --> 00:19:32,539
What areyou doing, man?

296
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,597
The bag is mine.

297
00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:38,137
Come on.
Cheerleader, dirtbag.

298
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,115
Okay, man.

299
00:19:45,219 --> 00:19:47,551
Oh, my God.
Steven Hyde, you were right.

300
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:50,590
We will never be friends.
We'll be more than friends.

301
00:19:50,658 --> 00:19:54,185
Because now... I love you!

302
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:57,196
Oh, my God.
Would you shut up?

303
00:19:57,264 --> 00:20:00,131
As God is mywitness,
I will wait for you.

304
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:04,638
Well, I hopeyou're happy.

305
00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:08,937
I don't think Bob will ever recover
from the sight of your rear end.

306
00:20:14,248 --> 00:20:16,273
What rear end?

307
00:20:17,785 --> 00:20:21,084
What I can't figure out
is howyou expected to run away...

308
00:20:21,155 --> 00:20:23,521
with your pants down
around your ankles.

309
00:20:26,193 --> 00:20:28,354
Damn. He's dumb.

310
00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:36,061
Hello. Steven,
where have you been?

311
00:20:36,136 --> 00:20:38,604
You missed
the funniest damn thing.

312
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:43,872
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

313
00:20:43,944 --> 00:20:45,878
Pants around the ankles?

314
00:20:45,946 --> 00:20:48,813
Oh, that's great.

315
00:20:48,882 --> 00:20:51,350
Look, Red. I gotta talk
toyou about something.

316
00:20:52,786 --> 00:20:54,720
Arrested?

317
00:20:54,788 --> 00:20:57,313
Forwhat?

318
00:20:57,391 --> 00:20:59,916
For possession ofwhat?

319
00:21:02,229 --> 00:21:04,220
Son of a bitch!

320
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,969
Hyde got arrested?
Forwhat?

321
00:21:09,036 --> 00:21:11,504
- For holding.
- For holding what?

322
00:21:12,506 --> 00:21:14,497
For holding my heart.

323
00:21:16,377 --> 00:21:18,709
- Because I love him.
- What?

324
00:21:21,582 --> 00:21:24,574
It's true.
Okay. I love Steven Hyde.

325
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,619
And someday he'll love me.

326
00:21:26,687 --> 00:21:30,316
And he'll cut offthose stupid sideburns,
and we'll live happily ever after.

327
00:21:33,193 --> 00:21:35,161
What?

328
00:21:37,765 --> 00:21:39,756
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