1 00:00:04,895 --> 00:00:07,489 Man, who'd have thought? Hyde getting busted for possession. 2 00:00:07,565 --> 00:00:12,798 I mean, I always thought it'd be, like, armed robbery or... pimping. 3 00:00:13,804 --> 00:00:15,772 You know, something cool. 4 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:19,071 Yeah, Hyde in jail. 5 00:00:19,143 --> 00:00:22,271 Hey, guys, do you think he's anyone's girlfriend yet? 6 00:00:24,682 --> 00:00:27,549 Kelso, he's been in jail for three hours. 7 00:00:27,618 --> 00:00:30,610 Of course he's someone's girlfriend. 8 00:00:30,688 --> 00:00:32,815 He has very pretty eyes. 9 00:00:35,126 --> 00:00:39,495 Well, if he was someone's girlfriend, I think it might look something like this. 10 00:00:41,766 --> 00:00:43,700 Yeah. 11 00:00:43,768 --> 00:00:47,499 Hey there, curlicue, would you like to perform an unspeakable act on me... 12 00:00:47,571 --> 00:00:50,005 or would you prefer that I perform one on you? 13 00:00:50,074 --> 00:00:53,407 Well, they both sound good. Dealer's choice. 14 00:00:56,814 --> 00:01:00,045 You have done a horrible thing with a children's toy. 15 00:01:05,122 --> 00:01:09,684 Huh. Bet you didn't want me to see this, did ya? 16 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:13,093 Hey! Welcome back, man! 17 00:01:13,164 --> 00:01:17,430 We were worried about- I'm sorry. I'm just- I'm so sorry. 18 00:01:18,436 --> 00:01:20,370 Yeah, uh- 19 00:01:20,438 --> 00:01:25,603 You know, curlicue... is- can be- is a term of endearment. 20 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:32,243 So, when do we meet your new fella? 21 00:01:37,254 --> 00:01:39,245 Hangin'out 22 00:01:40,925 --> 00:01:42,916 Down the street 23 00:01:44,662 --> 00:01:46,653 The same old thing 24 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:50,490 We did last week 25 00:01:51,702 --> 00:01:55,502 Not a thing to do 26 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:58,906 But talk to you 27 00:01:58,976 --> 00:02:01,342 We're all all right 28 00:02:01,412 --> 00:02:03,403 We're all all right 29 00:02:03,481 --> 00:02:05,972 Hello, Wisconsin.! 30 00:02:12,490 --> 00:02:15,357 - Red, we really need to talk about- - No. No. No! 31 00:02:15,426 --> 00:02:18,486 - Steven.! - No! I don't want to talk about Steven! 32 00:02:18,562 --> 00:02:20,496 Subject closed. 33 00:02:20,564 --> 00:02:22,498 Red- 34 00:02:22,566 --> 00:02:26,935 For God's sakes, Kitty. 35 00:02:27,004 --> 00:02:30,440 We took him into our home. We treated him like our own son. 36 00:02:30,508 --> 00:02:33,636 Treat him better than your own son. 37 00:02:35,946 --> 00:02:38,710 I'll tell you one thing. I'm not bailing him out. 38 00:02:38,782 --> 00:02:40,750 He can rot in that jail, for all I care. 39 00:02:40,818 --> 00:02:43,048 Actually, uh, they already let him out. Gave him probation. 40 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:48,990 Probation? Well, isn't that just ducky? 41 00:02:49,059 --> 00:02:52,460 You know how they treat their criminals in Russia? 42 00:02:52,530 --> 00:02:56,227 First offense, five years in Siberia. 43 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:58,768 Second offense, 10 years. 44 00:02:58,836 --> 00:03:02,431 Believe you me, there is no third offense. 45 00:03:03,874 --> 00:03:09,369 Unless the criminal likes to make snow angels. 46 00:03:14,285 --> 00:03:17,948 Hey. Steven brought that stuff into my house. 47 00:03:18,022 --> 00:03:21,685 And I'm Puttin'a stoP to it before things get out of control. 48 00:03:21,759 --> 00:03:23,750 Oh, out of control how? 49 00:03:23,827 --> 00:03:26,728 Well, I'll tell you how. 50 00:03:31,569 --> 00:03:33,594 Say, chum, where ya headed? 51 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:36,367 Just to see my best girl Donna, that's where. 52 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:39,841 We're gonna split a soda pop. It'll be keen. 53 00:03:39,910 --> 00:03:43,903 Soda pop, eh? I have something that's even keener than soda pop. 54 00:03:43,981 --> 00:03:45,915 It's called marijuana. 55 00:03:45,983 --> 00:03:48,178 "Mari-what-a"? 56 00:03:48,252 --> 00:03:51,119 Come. I'll show you. 57 00:04:05,035 --> 00:04:09,472 Hyde, you were right. Marijuana's the bee's knees. 58 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:13,909 Yep. All it takes is one puff to make you hopelessly addicted. 59 00:04:13,978 --> 00:04:17,175 I am... hopelessly addicted. 60 00:04:25,589 --> 00:04:29,116 Here's a new shipment, fresh from whatever-the-hell country I am from. 61 00:04:33,364 --> 00:04:36,731 Gee whillikers, Eric. Where have you been? You missed choir practice. 62 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:41,737 Sorry, dollface. But now, thanks to marijuana, I'm incurably insane. 63 00:04:45,976 --> 00:04:49,343 Well, I'm not gonna let a swell kid like you ruin your life. 64 00:04:50,848 --> 00:04:52,782 Not so fast, sister. 65 00:04:52,850 --> 00:04:56,308 I need that for the schoolchildren. 66 00:04:56,387 --> 00:04:59,015 - No! 67 00:05:02,393 --> 00:05:07,922 Alas, marijuana has ended my young, promising life. 68 00:05:09,867 --> 00:05:13,325 This is what's happening all over America. 69 00:05:13,404 --> 00:05:19,365 And it could happen in your home, or yours, or yours! 70 00:05:28,986 --> 00:05:32,319 I just don't think that's gonna happen, Red. 71 00:05:33,691 --> 00:05:35,659 Has Hyde ever pressured you to use this stuff? 72 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:38,593 No. Absolutely not. 73 00:05:38,662 --> 00:05:42,029 In fact-Yeah, I can honestly say I have never felt any pressure. 74 00:05:49,807 --> 00:05:52,708 Guess who? 75 00:05:52,776 --> 00:05:56,234 It's eitherJackie or the cold, clammy hands of death. 76 00:05:56,313 --> 00:05:59,146 It's Jackie! 77 00:05:59,216 --> 00:06:02,777 Damn it. 78 00:06:03,854 --> 00:06:06,220 Oh, Steven, my hero. 79 00:06:06,290 --> 00:06:10,693 When that cop found my bag, and you said it was yours, and they sent you to the big house... 80 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:13,594 it was, like, the most romantic thing ever. 81 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:16,963 Yeah, maybe for you. I was deloused. 82 00:06:26,009 --> 00:06:28,705 Hey, man, you missed your shift at the Fotohut. 83 00:06:28,779 --> 00:06:31,839 You better have a damn good excuse. 84 00:06:31,915 --> 00:06:35,578 - I got busted. - Damn. That's a good excuse. 85 00:06:37,654 --> 00:06:39,986 - So what'd they get you for? - For loving me. 86 00:06:40,057 --> 00:06:44,619 'Cause she's, like, 14? 87 00:06:46,163 --> 00:06:48,859 I got busted for possession. 88 00:06:48,932 --> 00:06:51,298 Oh, man. Join the club. 89 00:06:51,368 --> 00:06:53,336 Yeah, thanks. 90 00:06:53,404 --> 00:06:56,237 No. I mean, join the club, man. 91 00:06:56,306 --> 00:06:59,241 We meet every Thursday. 92 00:06:59,309 --> 00:07:02,210 We're tryin' to raise money for a field trip to Amsterdam. 93 00:07:06,517 --> 00:07:10,783 - Hey there, Red. Takin' out the trash, I see. 94 00:07:12,356 --> 00:07:15,223 Yeah, well, better late than never. 95 00:07:17,394 --> 00:07:19,453 Is that supposed to mean something, Bob? 96 00:07:19,530 --> 00:07:24,126 No. Just happened to notice that that low-life Hyde you've been harboring... 97 00:07:24,201 --> 00:07:26,169 has been busted for possession. 98 00:07:26,236 --> 00:07:30,866 My gosh! That stuff was right here in our own neighborhood? 99 00:07:32,609 --> 00:07:34,975 To think of all the times we had to drive across town... 100 00:07:35,045 --> 00:07:37,411 - to get it! - Lx-nay, Midge! 101 00:07:43,821 --> 00:07:45,846 Well... 102 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:49,825 as you all know, we had a little incident yesterday. 103 00:07:49,893 --> 00:07:55,854 And I think that as a family, we should discuss rational solutions... 104 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:58,959 to make sure that this never happens again. 105 00:07:59,036 --> 00:08:01,197 Can I start? 106 00:08:03,173 --> 00:08:07,109 Um, I'm not comfortable living with a criminal. 107 00:08:08,278 --> 00:08:10,212 I think we should kick Hyde out. 108 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:12,646 All in favor? 109 00:08:12,716 --> 00:08:15,344 Laurie, stop it. Red, what do you think? 110 00:08:15,419 --> 00:08:17,683 Kick him out! Kick him out! Kick him out! Kick him out! 111 00:08:17,754 --> 00:08:20,746 Laurie, there is no way we're kicking Steven out. 112 00:08:20,824 --> 00:08:23,657 Steven, we're kicking you out. 113 00:08:25,863 --> 00:08:28,297 - Yea, Daddy! - Red! 114 00:08:28,365 --> 00:08:31,493 - What? Dad, that's not fair. - Not fair? 115 00:08:31,568 --> 00:08:33,798 I took him in. I gave him a shot. 116 00:08:33,871 --> 00:08:36,066 He blew it. It's his fault. 117 00:08:36,139 --> 00:08:38,699 Look, I don't want it in my house. 118 00:08:38,775 --> 00:08:42,905 I don't want it around you two. I just don't want it! 119 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:47,542 Red, putting him out on the street is not the solution. 120 00:08:47,618 --> 00:08:50,052 This young man needs our guidance now more than ever. 121 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,384 No, Mrs. Forman. It's cool. 122 00:08:52,456 --> 00:08:55,391 If, uh, Red thinks that I'm not good enough to live in this house... 123 00:08:55,459 --> 00:08:57,393 then I guess I'm not. 124 00:09:03,534 --> 00:09:06,992 You know what? You're-You're bull- 125 00:09:07,070 --> 00:09:11,370 l- I'm-You're very- I'm- I'm very mad at you! 126 00:09:24,987 --> 00:09:29,014 God, this sucks! I can't believe Red's kicking you out. 127 00:09:29,091 --> 00:09:31,616 I mean, I'm sorry, where are you supposed to go? 128 00:09:31,694 --> 00:09:35,960 I'm gonna go to the Fotohut. I'll sleep on the floor. They got a hose out back. 129 00:09:36,032 --> 00:09:38,592 Mrs. Forman made me a sandwich. 130 00:09:43,606 --> 00:09:46,302 Man, this is so wrong! 131 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:49,071 I'm not gonna let you get kicked out for something we all do. 132 00:09:49,145 --> 00:09:52,342 Hey, hey, don't go draggin' me into this. 133 00:09:52,415 --> 00:09:55,782 You know what? I'm gonna tell Red that I do it too. 134 00:09:55,851 --> 00:09:57,341 No! 135 00:09:57,420 --> 00:10:00,617 Have you suddenly become the stupidest man ever? 136 00:10:01,791 --> 00:10:05,625 I mean, is Kelso no longer the reigning king? 137 00:10:08,464 --> 00:10:10,955 Oh, I'm the king. 138 00:10:11,033 --> 00:10:14,127 This can work. If I tell Red, then he's gonna be a hypocrite for kicking you out... 139 00:10:14,203 --> 00:10:16,137 and not making me go with him. 140 00:10:16,205 --> 00:10:19,868 Because, I mean, he can't kick me out. Because, deep down, he loves me. 141 00:10:26,048 --> 00:10:30,144 Look, Forman. I appreciate what you're trying to do, you know? 142 00:10:30,219 --> 00:10:34,417 But you getting into trouble is not going to help me get out of trouble, okay? 143 00:10:35,424 --> 00:10:37,358 - Okay? - Okay. 144 00:10:37,426 --> 00:10:41,624 Okay. Everybody just stop worrying, all right? I'll be fine. 145 00:10:41,697 --> 00:10:44,427 Yes. It will be good for you in the Fotohut. 146 00:10:45,968 --> 00:10:48,732 Maybe you will develop some character. 147 00:10:51,841 --> 00:10:54,173 Get it? Develop? 148 00:10:55,711 --> 00:10:58,373 Oh, fine. I guess I'm not funny. 149 00:11:00,149 --> 00:11:02,379 Kiss my brown ass. 150 00:11:08,891 --> 00:11:10,916 Here's your tea, Leo. 151 00:11:10,993 --> 00:11:13,791 Oh, wow. Tea, man. 152 00:11:13,863 --> 00:11:16,889 That's, like, exotic. 153 00:11:16,966 --> 00:11:20,060 Hey, look at me. I'm the king of England! 154 00:11:21,170 --> 00:11:23,604 - Off with her head. 155 00:11:23,672 --> 00:11:26,641 - Tea. - Well, um... 156 00:11:26,709 --> 00:11:30,270 l- I think it's great that Steven has a boss who cares enough to- 157 00:11:30,346 --> 00:11:34,214 to come over and talk to us on his behalf. 158 00:11:34,283 --> 00:11:39,380 So, um, I'm just gonna let you fellas get to know each other. 159 00:11:39,455 --> 00:11:41,753 Sit up straight, Leo. 160 00:11:44,026 --> 00:11:47,086 Hey, man, I don't think you should kick Hyde out, because he's a good kid. 161 00:11:47,163 --> 00:11:51,327 - He's a doper. - Well, you say that like it's a bad thing, man. 162 00:11:53,202 --> 00:11:55,966 Hey, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 163 00:11:57,173 --> 00:12:00,006 I've indulged once or twice myself. 164 00:12:01,076 --> 00:12:04,910 Really? I'm shocked. 165 00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:09,679 Yeah, I know. Upstanding businessman. Last guy you'd expect. 166 00:12:09,752 --> 00:12:11,686 But it's true, man. 167 00:12:12,988 --> 00:12:16,480 Well, Mr... Hippie. 168 00:12:18,594 --> 00:12:21,586 If you say so, that's good enough for me. 169 00:12:21,664 --> 00:12:24,633 Oh, that's great, man. 170 00:12:28,103 --> 00:12:31,231 Now, please, get out of my house. 171 00:12:35,277 --> 00:12:38,872 - Okay, what are you writing? 172 00:12:38,948 --> 00:12:40,882 Jackie and Steven Hyde. 173 00:12:40,950 --> 00:12:44,317 Mrs. Jackie Hyde. 174 00:12:44,386 --> 00:12:49,346 Dr. And Mrs. Steven Hyde? All right, what's going on? 175 00:12:49,425 --> 00:12:54,362 Okay. Donna, Steven and I are in love! 176 00:12:54,430 --> 00:12:58,730 Um, you do know that he once compared you to a tick, right? 177 00:12:58,801 --> 00:13:02,862 Oh, really? Well, if he thinks I'm such a tick... 178 00:13:02,938 --> 00:13:06,499 why'd he tell the cops the bag was his when it was actually mine? 179 00:13:06,575 --> 00:13:08,634 Are you telling me that bag was yours? 180 00:13:08,711 --> 00:13:12,477 Yeah! And he went to jail for it! Isn't that fabulous? 181 00:13:12,548 --> 00:13:16,382 Oh, my God. You... tick. 182 00:13:16,452 --> 00:13:18,716 You're the reason this whole mess happened. 183 00:13:18,787 --> 00:13:22,223 Oh, Donna, stop. My head is-Whoo! 184 00:13:24,026 --> 00:13:26,551 Jackie, you have to tell the Formans what happened. 185 00:13:26,629 --> 00:13:28,563 Do you know that Red is kicking Hyde out? 186 00:13:28,631 --> 00:13:31,065 Oh, God. No, no, Donna. That's perfect! 187 00:13:31,133 --> 00:13:34,660 When Hyde is on the streets, he'll have to turn to me. 188 00:13:34,737 --> 00:13:39,868 And as I care for him and buy him stuff, his love for me will grow. 189 00:13:39,942 --> 00:13:42,467 Oh, my God. Fine. I'm telling them. 190 00:13:42,545 --> 00:13:48,074 No! No, no, no. You cannot ruin this for me, moose! 191 00:13:48,150 --> 00:13:50,618 Don't tell me what to do, midget. 192 00:13:50,686 --> 00:13:53,985 - No! 193 00:13:57,059 --> 00:14:00,620 Well, well. Turns out you were all wrong about Steven. 194 00:14:00,696 --> 00:14:02,630 And you wanted to kick him out. 195 00:14:02,698 --> 00:14:07,362 Yes, well-Thanks for telling us the truth, Donna. 196 00:14:07,436 --> 00:14:09,370 And we know it wasn't easy for you... 197 00:14:09,438 --> 00:14:13,204 especially with Jackie choking you the whole time. 198 00:14:18,614 --> 00:14:20,548 Um, Steven, wait. 199 00:14:20,616 --> 00:14:22,550 You can stay. 200 00:14:24,119 --> 00:14:26,815 Cool. 201 00:14:26,889 --> 00:14:28,823 Wait, wait, wait. Wait. 202 00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,759 That's it? 203 00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:35,354 Isn't there anything else you would like to say to this brave and noble young man? 204 00:14:35,431 --> 00:14:38,559 You're right, Kitty. 205 00:14:39,969 --> 00:14:42,870 Dumb-ass! 206 00:14:42,938 --> 00:14:46,374 Do you realize that you put your entire future at risk? 207 00:14:46,442 --> 00:14:50,378 What kind of a moron would go and take the fall for some little- 208 00:14:50,446 --> 00:14:53,040 Crying and crying and crying. 209 00:14:53,115 --> 00:14:56,084 - When she's upset, I'm upset. - And the next thing you know- 210 00:14:56,151 --> 00:15:00,554 I had to have tea with that greasy old hippie. 211 00:15:02,124 --> 00:15:05,355 And now I have hippie stink on my couch. 212 00:15:05,427 --> 00:15:10,330 Let me tell you something else. If you ever do anything like that again... 213 00:15:10,399 --> 00:15:14,301 I will kick your ass so hard your nose will bleed! 214 00:15:18,574 --> 00:15:20,974 And we love you. 215 00:15:23,979 --> 00:15:26,914 So, uh, just so I'm clear... 216 00:15:26,982 --> 00:15:29,382 everything's back to normal, right? 217 00:15:29,451 --> 00:15:31,248 Yeah, yeah, everything's back- 218 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,845 All right, Dad! I've got something to say! 219 00:15:33,922 --> 00:15:36,356 Eric, for the love of God, don't. 220 00:15:36,425 --> 00:15:39,690 Dad, I do it too. 221 00:15:42,331 --> 00:15:46,131 That's right. So you can't kick Hyde out. 222 00:15:47,636 --> 00:15:52,335 Honey, we already decided not to kick Hyde out. 223 00:15:53,776 --> 00:15:55,710 Oh. 224 00:15:58,213 --> 00:16:01,512 Then... 225 00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:03,710 yea. 226 00:16:09,491 --> 00:16:13,393 So, you do it too, huh? 227 00:16:14,630 --> 00:16:16,598 Since when? 228 00:16:16,665 --> 00:16:19,930 Since when? 229 00:16:20,002 --> 00:16:21,936 Uh. 230 00:16:34,616 --> 00:16:37,949 I am so baked. 231 00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:41,422 I think. No, yeah, I am. 232 00:16:41,490 --> 00:16:43,424 I think. 233 00:16:43,492 --> 00:16:47,724 You know, guys, I've been living my life all wrong. 234 00:16:47,796 --> 00:16:51,755 All I ever thought about was school- studying, reading, homework. 235 00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:54,769 Well, that's over. Thanks, Hyde. 236 00:16:55,938 --> 00:16:58,406 Hey, man, don't thank me. Thank my mom. 237 00:16:58,474 --> 00:17:01,534 If she hadn't have passed out, I couldn't have raided her stash. 238 00:17:02,811 --> 00:17:05,644 You have the best mom ever. 239 00:17:05,714 --> 00:17:09,741 Hey, guys, you know what? Yesterday, I was wrestling with Donna. 240 00:17:09,818 --> 00:17:12,787 And I felt her boob. 241 00:17:12,855 --> 00:17:15,949 It was beautiful... and squishy. 242 00:17:17,493 --> 00:17:19,825 Squishy. 243 00:17:19,895 --> 00:17:24,025 Hey, guys, I had this dream that I was kissing my English teacher. 244 00:17:24,099 --> 00:17:27,694 And when I woke up, I was stuck to my bed. 245 00:17:29,638 --> 00:17:33,631 Kelso, man, that's not normal. You could die. 246 00:17:33,709 --> 00:17:35,802 Hey, isn't your English teacher a guy? 247 00:17:35,878 --> 00:17:37,937 Yeah. 248 00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:41,312 No! I meant my Spanish teacher. She's a girl. 249 00:17:41,383 --> 00:17:43,977 Man! What's in this stuff? 250 00:17:44,052 --> 00:17:48,921 Hey, guys, I'm having the best time ever. 251 00:17:48,991 --> 00:17:52,051 I think. No, yeah, I am. 252 00:17:52,127 --> 00:17:54,425 Eric? 253 00:18:01,937 --> 00:18:04,030 Eric.! 254 00:18:04,106 --> 00:18:06,734 Are you on it right now? 255 00:18:08,510 --> 00:18:10,637 I asked you a question. 256 00:18:10,712 --> 00:18:12,646 Since when have you been using this? 257 00:18:12,714 --> 00:18:17,242 Uh, 'bout a week ago tomorrow. 258 00:18:18,587 --> 00:18:22,182 Um, what? Yeah! Coming, Mom! 259 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,827 Okay. Okay, now. 260 00:18:27,896 --> 00:18:33,493 You're both smart boys. What were you thinking? 261 00:18:33,569 --> 00:18:38,768 - Well, l- I'm not- - Oh, oh, um- 262 00:18:38,841 --> 00:18:43,301 - The problem was that we weren't thinking. - We weren't thinking. 263 00:18:43,378 --> 00:18:46,506 And, you know, with the times... we're living in. 264 00:18:46,582 --> 00:18:49,107 Yeah, the times are, like- 265 00:18:49,184 --> 00:18:51,345 - And, um- - Peer pressure. 266 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:54,184 And the peer pressure. Thank you, Mom. 267 00:18:54,256 --> 00:18:58,852 - Yeah. - Yeah, and I found that today, the need to experiment- 268 00:18:58,927 --> 00:19:04,024 Oh! Don't try this blaming society crap with me. 269 00:19:05,601 --> 00:19:09,128 You know whose fault this is? Do you? Do you? 270 00:19:09,204 --> 00:19:12,332 Well, I have a pretty good idea. 271 00:19:12,407 --> 00:19:15,205 It's mine. 272 00:19:15,277 --> 00:19:17,802 - Oh. All right. - Okay. 273 00:19:19,948 --> 00:19:21,882 The problem is... 274 00:19:21,950 --> 00:19:24,214 I've been too lenient. 275 00:19:24,286 --> 00:19:29,986 So, from now on, no more easygoin', devil-may-care, everybody's-best-friend dad. 276 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:38,293 I'm just- I'm so very nervous. 277 00:19:39,334 --> 00:19:41,427 I'm cracking down. 278 00:19:41,503 --> 00:19:43,562 And I'm cracking down hard. 279 00:19:43,639 --> 00:19:48,338 Starting right now... fun time is over! 280 00:19:53,815 --> 00:19:55,749 So where was I for fun time? 281 00:20:01,123 --> 00:20:03,284 - Take it back! - No, Kelso. 282 00:20:03,358 --> 00:20:06,054 I'm sorry. Confessing to Red makes Eric the king. 283 00:20:08,497 --> 00:20:12,490 Hey, I shot my toe with a B.B. Gun once. 284 00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:14,398 You're right, Kelso. You're the king. 285 00:20:14,469 --> 00:20:16,596 Thank you! 286 00:20:19,107 --> 00:20:21,507 I mean, when I say, "For the love of God, don't." 287 00:20:21,576 --> 00:20:23,635 Then, for the love of God, don't. 288 00:20:25,847 --> 00:20:27,906 Donna, that could have meant anything. 289 00:20:27,983 --> 00:20:30,383 Okay. I'm sorry. I made a terrible mistake. 290 00:20:30,452 --> 00:20:35,185 All right, excuse me. But I think we've all lost sight of what's really important here. 291 00:20:35,257 --> 00:20:37,191 We're in love. 292 00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:42,762 All right, all right. You know what? Enough of your girly fantasy crap. 293 00:20:42,831 --> 00:20:45,129 None of this would have happened if it wasn't for you. 294 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,363 So get this through your little Easy-Bake Oven head- 295 00:20:48,437 --> 00:20:50,871 I don't love you. I don't like you. 296 00:20:50,939 --> 00:20:53,271 I can barely stand to look at you. Okay? 297 00:20:54,309 --> 00:20:57,437 Oh, Steven, you're such a bad liar! 298 00:21:04,186 --> 00:21:07,815 All right. Well, don't mind me. 299 00:21:07,889 --> 00:21:10,790 I'm just here to install this... smoke detector. 300 00:21:12,361 --> 00:21:16,855 Smoke detector? Does that detect any kind of smoke? 301 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,633 Long live the king. 302 00:21:27,642 --> 00:21:30,304 Hey, guys, look what I found in my sister Laurie's drawer. 303 00:21:30,379 --> 00:21:32,643 Mints. A whole month's worth. 304 00:21:36,651 --> 00:21:39,586 They're not minty. 305 00:21:39,654 --> 00:21:45,092 They're not mints. They're birth control pills, you headgear-wearing moron. 306 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:48,618 Hey, when I grow up, I'm gonna be handsome. 307 00:21:49,664 --> 00:21:51,598 Really? Did your Mommy tell you that? 308 00:21:53,668 --> 00:21:55,602 Yeah. 309 00:21:55,670 --> 00:21:57,604 Kelso, you're the king.