1 00:00:07,718 --> 00:00:10,016 All right. They didn't even check our fake I.D.'s. 2 00:00:11,755 --> 00:00:14,485 And I wasted a whole day thinking up my fake name. 3 00:00:16,227 --> 00:00:18,491 Yeah. Sorry, "Pez." 4 00:00:19,897 --> 00:00:22,627 Let's drink. 5 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:26,397 - So, fellas, school let out early? - Yeah. We're just- 6 00:00:26,470 --> 00:00:29,496 - Kelso, shut up. - Uh, I mean, no. 7 00:00:29,573 --> 00:00:32,508 No, we're old. 8 00:00:32,576 --> 00:00:35,568 We're workers. We're all construction workers. 9 00:00:35,646 --> 00:00:38,638 Hey, fellas, did you see that brick today? 10 00:00:38,716 --> 00:00:41,981 - Whoo! - Relax, guys. 11 00:00:42,052 --> 00:00:45,419 It's "Serve a Minor Night" at the old "Don't Have a Liquor License" Saloon. 12 00:00:47,458 --> 00:00:49,449 You look familiar. Do I know you? 13 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:52,587 I should hope so... Dad. 14 00:00:58,335 --> 00:01:01,429 Hangin'out 15 00:01:01,505 --> 00:01:05,168 Down the street 16 00:01:05,242 --> 00:01:09,008 The same old thing 17 00:01:09,079 --> 00:01:12,207 We did last week 18 00:01:12,283 --> 00:01:16,083 Not a thing to do 19 00:01:16,153 --> 00:01:19,486 But talk to you 20 00:01:19,557 --> 00:01:21,923 We're all all right 21 00:01:21,992 --> 00:01:23,983 We're all all right 22 00:01:24,061 --> 00:01:27,326 Hello, Wisconsin.! 23 00:01:32,736 --> 00:01:37,070 - Hey! Steven! - Wow! 24 00:01:37,141 --> 00:01:40,633 - So you're Hyde's Dad? - Well, that's what his mother says. 25 00:01:40,711 --> 00:01:42,872 Kidding. 26 00:01:42,947 --> 00:01:47,543 Hello, Mr. Hyde's Dad. I am Pez. 27 00:01:47,618 --> 00:01:49,813 - I've heard much about you. - Good things, I hope. 28 00:01:49,887 --> 00:01:54,324 Well, if running out on your family and becoming a drunk is good, then, yes. 29 00:01:56,260 --> 00:02:00,162 Okay, guys. Let's... look over here. 30 00:02:06,203 --> 00:02:09,866 Wow! Look at you! 31 00:02:09,940 --> 00:02:14,001 You're... bigger- 32 00:02:14,078 --> 00:02:16,979 and you got your mom's hair... 33 00:02:17,047 --> 00:02:19,140 and her sideburns. 34 00:02:22,486 --> 00:02:25,250 - So, how long has it been? - Eight years, 51 days. 35 00:02:25,322 --> 00:02:28,621 Wow! Time really flies when you're- 36 00:02:28,692 --> 00:02:31,183 - Drunk? - Y-Well. 37 00:02:31,262 --> 00:02:34,823 I was gonna say "havin' fun," but- same thing. 38 00:02:34,898 --> 00:02:37,924 Yeah, so, uh, how long you been back for? 39 00:02:38,002 --> 00:02:41,438 Well, let's see. Ah, that must be about a year. 40 00:02:41,505 --> 00:02:44,030 - Ayear? - Yeah! Hey, I was gonna call ya. 41 00:02:44,108 --> 00:02:47,339 Oh, you were gonna call me? Oh, man, that makes you, like... 42 00:02:47,411 --> 00:02:49,743 I don't know, what, father of the year? 43 00:02:51,081 --> 00:02:53,572 I'll see you around, Dad. 44 00:02:55,152 --> 00:02:58,679 Oh, man, Hyde's upset. Better go see how he is. 45 00:02:58,756 --> 00:03:01,850 Yep. One more round, we'll go see how he is. 46 00:03:09,867 --> 00:03:11,960 Hello! 47 00:03:12,036 --> 00:03:15,597 She is just my type: Naked. 48 00:03:17,308 --> 00:03:19,902 I, too, like the naked ladies. 49 00:03:19,977 --> 00:03:23,743 I find them so... naked. 50 00:03:23,814 --> 00:03:28,217 Yeah, that's realistic. I think I'm gonna change the oil in my car- 51 00:03:28,285 --> 00:03:32,688 but first I'm gonna take off everything but my cowboy boots. 52 00:03:32,756 --> 00:03:35,384 Sure, I mean if you're in bare feet, you could slip in the oil. 53 00:03:35,459 --> 00:03:37,393 Come on, Donna. Safety first. 54 00:03:39,163 --> 00:03:43,463 Whoa! Surefire ways to pick up women. 55 00:03:43,534 --> 00:03:47,493 What kind of lonely losers read this stuff anyway? 56 00:03:48,972 --> 00:03:50,906 Gimme. 57 00:03:52,443 --> 00:03:55,310 "Look deep into her eyes, and use her name often... 58 00:03:55,379 --> 00:03:59,509 showing that this conversation is just for her." 59 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:02,848 Hey, Donna. 60 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:06,549 I think they're onto something, Donna. What do you think, Donna? 61 00:04:06,623 --> 00:04:11,356 Oh, my God. I'm taking off my shirt. Stop it, hands! Stop it! 62 00:04:18,235 --> 00:04:22,331 Well, Steven, honey, you haven't touched your sandwich. 63 00:04:22,406 --> 00:04:25,466 - You feel okay? - Yeah. I'm just not hungry. 64 00:04:25,542 --> 00:04:30,445 Oh, Steven. Are you finally tired of freeloading? 65 00:04:30,514 --> 00:04:33,142 - Can it, Laurie. - All I'm saying is Daddy works really hard... 66 00:04:33,217 --> 00:04:35,276 and nothing here is cheap. 67 00:04:35,352 --> 00:04:37,684 - Except you. 68 00:04:42,559 --> 00:04:47,053 - Believe me. I'm not cheap. - Fine. "Free." Whatever. 69 00:04:49,133 --> 00:04:51,124 Hey, honey, I'm home! 70 00:04:51,201 --> 00:04:55,194 Oh, good. The hippie's here. 71 00:04:55,272 --> 00:04:59,003 Hyde, man, your dad come by lookin' for you, man. 72 00:04:59,076 --> 00:05:02,568 Which is really freaky 'cause I thought this bald dude was your dad. 73 00:05:06,216 --> 00:05:08,776 Thanks, Leo. 74 00:05:11,622 --> 00:05:13,920 Steven's father is in town? 75 00:05:13,991 --> 00:05:16,983 Yeah, right. Like he even knows who his father is. 76 00:05:20,564 --> 00:05:24,591 - Eric, you know something about this? - She's a bitch. 77 00:05:26,770 --> 00:05:28,761 Right. Okay. Uh, yeah. 78 00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:30,966 We bumped into Hyde's dad last night. 79 00:05:31,041 --> 00:05:34,807 He'd been back in town, like, a year- hadn't even talked to his own son. 80 00:05:34,878 --> 00:05:37,244 Cool. Egg salad. 81 00:05:37,314 --> 00:05:40,374 Well, I'm gonna talk to Steven... 82 00:05:40,451 --> 00:05:42,578 and see how he's feeling about this. 83 00:05:42,653 --> 00:05:46,487 You know what, Mom? I wouldn't do that. Hyde likes to bottle those things up. 84 00:05:46,557 --> 00:05:50,391 Good for him. That's where those feelings should be kept. 85 00:05:50,461 --> 00:05:54,227 Well, what is he gonna do? Pretend he doesn't have a father? 86 00:05:54,298 --> 00:05:59,292 Kitty, this is a family issue, and, for once, it's not about our family. 87 00:05:59,369 --> 00:06:03,169 Look, the bond between a father and a son... 88 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:06,038 is complex and subtle. 89 00:06:06,109 --> 00:06:09,840 You wipe that damn smirk off your face! 90 00:06:12,449 --> 00:06:14,508 Red, when we took that boy into our home... 91 00:06:14,585 --> 00:06:17,520 it became our job to see him through thick and thin... 92 00:06:17,588 --> 00:06:20,989 and now it's thick- 93 00:06:21,058 --> 00:06:24,687 or thin- I don't know, but he needs us. 94 00:06:24,761 --> 00:06:26,729 Cool egg salad, man. 95 00:06:26,797 --> 00:06:30,392 Fine. Stick your nose in where it doesn't belong. Go ahead. 96 00:06:30,467 --> 00:06:32,560 Okay. Will do. 97 00:06:32,636 --> 00:06:34,866 Bud's comin' over for drinks tonight. 98 00:06:34,938 --> 00:06:38,931 Uh, Mom, do you really want to invite an alcoholic over for cocktails? 99 00:06:39,009 --> 00:06:42,274 Oh, right. Okay, well, I'll just, um... 100 00:06:42,346 --> 00:06:45,076 I'll make him a nice Shirley Temple... 101 00:06:45,148 --> 00:06:47,139 and he can fill up on cheese. 102 00:07:01,732 --> 00:07:04,132 You keep a stack of dirty magazines under your bed? 103 00:07:04,201 --> 00:07:07,364 What? No! God, not a stack. 104 00:07:10,741 --> 00:07:14,677 You know, what is a "stack" really? 105 00:07:14,745 --> 00:07:17,771 - Why do you have these down here? - Now, wait, Donna... 106 00:07:17,848 --> 00:07:20,908 downstairs you were laughing and cracking jokes about this stuff. 107 00:07:20,984 --> 00:07:23,145 Eric, that was in the basement... 108 00:07:23,220 --> 00:07:25,688 with our idiotic friends. 109 00:07:25,756 --> 00:07:29,453 - Why do you need them? Aren't I enough? - No-Yeah, you're enough. 110 00:07:29,526 --> 00:07:31,994 God, you're- you're plenty. 111 00:07:32,062 --> 00:07:35,031 It's just, uh, that, uh... 112 00:07:35,098 --> 00:07:38,556 you see, Donna, you see, what I do with dirty magazines... 113 00:07:38,635 --> 00:07:41,365 is... 114 00:07:41,438 --> 00:07:43,497 really only interesting to me- 115 00:07:45,409 --> 00:07:49,106 with the reading of the articles and the solving of the puzzles and whatnot. 116 00:07:49,179 --> 00:07:51,204 You know what? I don't wanna know about the whatnot. 117 00:07:51,281 --> 00:07:53,545 I'm outta here. 118 00:07:57,554 --> 00:08:02,287 Oh, no, girls. She's onto us. 119 00:08:02,359 --> 00:08:05,487 Hello, Jackie. How are you, Jackie? 120 00:08:05,562 --> 00:08:10,363 - Fine. - I'm glad, Jackie. I, too, am fine, Jackie. 121 00:08:11,935 --> 00:08:13,903 Do I have a sty? 122 00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:18,431 No, Jackie. You, Jackie, do not have a sty- 123 00:08:18,508 --> 00:08:21,773 - Jackie. - Okay- 124 00:08:21,845 --> 00:08:23,813 Fez. 125 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:26,246 I don't know what you're doing, Fez... 126 00:08:26,316 --> 00:08:28,807 but stop doing it, Fez. 127 00:08:30,053 --> 00:08:32,146 Oh, no. Now I am turned on. 128 00:08:37,828 --> 00:08:43,357 Oh, wow, man. Look at all these different nuts intermingling in one bowl. 129 00:08:44,368 --> 00:08:47,462 It's like "Nutstock," man. 130 00:08:48,705 --> 00:08:51,606 Kitty, I think we should rethink... 131 00:08:51,675 --> 00:08:54,803 our "Don't Throw Leo Out On His Ass" policy. 132 00:08:57,180 --> 00:09:03,141 No, no. Leo stuck around because he cares about Steven. 133 00:09:03,220 --> 00:09:06,189 And, plus, I can't find my shoes, man. 134 00:09:06,256 --> 00:09:09,987 - Hey. What's goin' on? - Oh, good news, Steven. 135 00:09:10,060 --> 00:09:13,052 - Your dad's coming over tonight. - Screw that! 136 00:09:13,130 --> 00:09:15,530 - No, Steven, it's a good thing, I think. 137 00:09:15,599 --> 00:09:18,625 - I got nothing to say to him! - Well, we have fancy nut mix. 138 00:09:21,405 --> 00:09:23,873 Hey, Red! Remember me? 139 00:09:23,940 --> 00:09:27,637 Of course. I wasn't the one passed out in the gutter. 140 00:09:27,711 --> 00:09:29,975 Yeah, I have this weird condition... 141 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:32,106 where I drink a case of beer and fall down. 142 00:09:32,182 --> 00:09:37,119 Hey, Red. Man, you're lookin' good. 143 00:09:37,187 --> 00:09:40,350 Have you lost, um... hair? 144 00:09:40,424 --> 00:09:43,518 Steven'll be right out. 145 00:09:43,593 --> 00:09:45,652 Hey, man, nice shoes. 146 00:09:45,729 --> 00:09:48,129 Are those mine? 147 00:09:49,566 --> 00:09:51,625 - Hello, Bud. - Hi. 148 00:09:51,702 --> 00:09:54,967 - Can I go now? - It's "May I go" and no. 149 00:09:55,038 --> 00:09:57,131 So, Bud... 150 00:09:57,207 --> 00:10:00,074 can I get you a drink? 151 00:10:03,947 --> 00:10:06,415 A drink! A drink of soda. 152 00:10:06,483 --> 00:10:11,750 A nice drink of soda, Bud. Plus, we have cheese. 153 00:10:11,822 --> 00:10:13,847 Soda sounds great, Kitty. 154 00:10:13,924 --> 00:10:16,950 - Yeah, I'm off the hooch. - Oh, really? 155 00:10:17,027 --> 00:10:22,363 - So, no more boozing? - I heard him. 156 00:10:22,432 --> 00:10:26,232 Yep. I can finally see clearly. 157 00:10:26,303 --> 00:10:29,704 Isn't it great, man? 158 00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:34,509 It is. I got a job and an apartment. 159 00:10:34,578 --> 00:10:37,274 - Color TV. - Ooh, color TV. That's nice. 160 00:10:37,347 --> 00:10:40,282 Wow, Bud, you're doing great now, huh? 161 00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:42,477 Color TV? Man. 162 00:10:42,552 --> 00:10:45,282 I remember when I was a kid, I didn't even have a father. 163 00:10:51,261 --> 00:10:53,786 Well, well. 164 00:10:53,864 --> 00:10:58,096 - Who could have foreseen this terrible- - Can it. 165 00:11:05,776 --> 00:11:08,472 Jackie didn't give me the time of the day. 166 00:11:08,545 --> 00:11:11,571 I hate this stupid magazine. 167 00:11:11,648 --> 00:11:13,741 Oh, no. I didn't mean it. I love you. 168 00:11:14,818 --> 00:11:17,878 Hey, Fez. Check this out. 169 00:11:17,954 --> 00:11:22,015 "Tight pants turn a man's derriere into a lady's dream... 170 00:11:22,092 --> 00:11:24,583 "and an open shirt shows a sexy chest... 171 00:11:24,661 --> 00:11:28,097 and an irresistible joie de vivre." 172 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,560 Really? 173 00:11:32,636 --> 00:11:34,831 I always thought my joie de vivre was in my pants. 174 00:11:38,842 --> 00:11:40,833 Okay. I can't believe I'm asking you guys this... 175 00:11:40,911 --> 00:11:43,277 but if any of you losers had a girlfriend... 176 00:11:43,346 --> 00:11:45,906 would you still look at those magazines? 177 00:11:45,982 --> 00:11:51,682 Hey, I had two girlfriends- and a little action on the side- 178 00:11:51,755 --> 00:11:54,223 and I still looked at those magazines. 179 00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:58,387 You had action on the side? Who? 180 00:11:58,461 --> 00:12:00,656 You don't know her. She went to Sacred Heart. 181 00:12:00,730 --> 00:12:05,167 Okay. Anybody here have an opinion who's not a skeevy pig? 182 00:12:06,636 --> 00:12:08,900 I'm glad you asked, Donna. 183 00:12:08,972 --> 00:12:12,999 If I had Jackie, I would never look at those magazines- 184 00:12:13,076 --> 00:12:17,570 Unless she's on the phone or went shopping... 185 00:12:17,647 --> 00:12:20,480 or took a short nap. 186 00:12:21,785 --> 00:12:23,776 Look, Donna... 187 00:12:23,854 --> 00:12:26,186 this is just the way guys are. Okay? 188 00:12:26,256 --> 00:12:31,387 I mean if Forman was actually dating the- the "Naughty Campus Coeds"... 189 00:12:31,461 --> 00:12:34,362 he'd be locked in a bathroom looking at naked pictures of you. 190 00:12:35,832 --> 00:12:39,393 He's right, so- Are there naked pictures of you? 191 00:12:41,104 --> 00:12:43,095 My leg! 192 00:12:43,173 --> 00:12:45,573 - Hey, knee him in the groin! - Oh.! 193 00:12:45,642 --> 00:12:47,872 Oh, my, God! She did it! 194 00:12:58,355 --> 00:13:00,687 So... 195 00:13:00,757 --> 00:13:02,918 how's your cocoa? 196 00:13:02,993 --> 00:13:05,518 Chocolaty good. Thanks. 197 00:13:05,595 --> 00:13:08,689 That's good 'cause I think your father has really changed. 198 00:13:08,765 --> 00:13:10,960 He is not the same man I used to know... 199 00:13:11,034 --> 00:13:13,229 and the marshmallows make it extra good. 200 00:13:15,038 --> 00:13:17,802 Well, at least you knew him, Mrs. Forman, 'cause I never did. 201 00:13:17,874 --> 00:13:20,775 Okay, well, here's your chance. 202 00:13:20,844 --> 00:13:23,074 Maybe now you can make some new, happy memories. 203 00:13:23,146 --> 00:13:25,205 Wouldn't that be wonderful? 204 00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:38,491 Yeah! 205 00:14:18,702 --> 00:14:21,102 Yeah, you know what, Mrs. Forman? 206 00:14:21,171 --> 00:14:24,038 No. 207 00:14:24,107 --> 00:14:27,372 Are you sure? 'Cause I kinda think you're bottling things up. 208 00:14:27,444 --> 00:14:29,571 I'm not bottling anything! 209 00:14:42,258 --> 00:14:45,250 Well, hi, there, beautiful. And how are you? 210 00:14:45,328 --> 00:14:48,126 Not good, you dirtbag. 211 00:14:48,198 --> 00:14:51,565 That's what I thought you'd- Excuse me. 212 00:14:51,634 --> 00:14:56,264 I am not going to help you cheat on your girlfriend. 213 00:14:56,339 --> 00:15:01,140 But I don't have a girlfriend, you... 214 00:15:01,211 --> 00:15:03,736 silly librarian. 215 00:15:03,813 --> 00:15:08,876 Don't you lie to me. I heard everything. I was right under that mattress... 216 00:15:08,952 --> 00:15:11,113 and that Donna sounded really upset. 217 00:15:11,187 --> 00:15:14,918 No! No, no. Sh-She's okay. Really. 218 00:15:14,991 --> 00:15:16,982 Excuse me. 219 00:15:17,060 --> 00:15:19,620 My turnoffs include unfaithful men. 220 00:15:19,696 --> 00:15:21,755 Didn't you read my biography? 221 00:15:21,831 --> 00:15:24,299 Um- 222 00:15:24,367 --> 00:15:27,131 l-You know, I was just getting to it. 223 00:15:28,138 --> 00:15:33,701 Sorry, but Donna is a nice girl... 224 00:15:33,777 --> 00:15:37,406 and you are a... filthy, filthy boy! 225 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:42,110 You filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy... 226 00:15:42,185 --> 00:15:46,451 filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy boy! 227 00:15:53,496 --> 00:15:57,330 Hey! You can't ditch me, then walk back into my life eight years later... 228 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,561 and expect everything to be okay. 229 00:15:59,636 --> 00:16:02,332 - You screwed me! - I did. You're right. I know. 230 00:16:02,405 --> 00:16:04,566 And- 231 00:16:04,641 --> 00:16:08,008 You what? You know? What do you mean you know? 232 00:16:08,078 --> 00:16:10,308 I got no excuse. I was a jerk. 233 00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:13,713 I've been a jerk my whole life. 234 00:16:13,783 --> 00:16:17,446 And all I can do is tell you I'm sorry... 235 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,579 and hope that you'll believe me. 236 00:16:20,824 --> 00:16:24,590 You jerk! How am I supposed to yell at you now? 237 00:16:24,661 --> 00:16:26,925 I was gonna yell! I was gonna tell you off! 238 00:16:26,996 --> 00:16:29,521 I think you should. I mean, you wanna yell? Go ahead. 239 00:16:29,599 --> 00:16:32,659 - I deserve it. - You're ju-You're caving? 240 00:16:32,735 --> 00:16:37,263 That just makes it worse! Come on, man. Give me something! 241 00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:41,208 - You want a beer? - Yeah! 242 00:16:42,712 --> 00:16:45,203 Give me a beer! 243 00:16:53,022 --> 00:16:55,957 - Well, hello, Jackie. - Hey, Fez. 244 00:16:57,427 --> 00:17:00,521 Hey, Fez. 245 00:17:00,597 --> 00:17:03,088 Nice ass! 246 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,928 Why, thank you, Kelso. 247 00:17:07,003 --> 00:17:09,471 Oh, my God. What the hell's that smell? 248 00:17:09,539 --> 00:17:12,667 Well, Jackie, it's a combination of musk... 249 00:17:12,742 --> 00:17:16,303 and a little thing I like to call "Fez." 250 00:17:16,379 --> 00:17:18,813 Whoa, Fez! What are you doing? 251 00:17:18,882 --> 00:17:20,907 Showing off my joie de vivre. 252 00:17:20,984 --> 00:17:24,420 - You like? - No! 253 00:17:24,487 --> 00:17:27,718 So, what? This was all a waste? 254 00:17:27,790 --> 00:17:29,724 The pants, the chest, the manly smell... 255 00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:32,192 the "Jackie, hello, Jackie, Jackie... 256 00:17:32,262 --> 00:17:35,026 Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie"-Worthless? 257 00:17:35,098 --> 00:17:38,363 Not worthless- Hilarious. 258 00:17:39,836 --> 00:17:43,363 Okay, look, Fez, you're not bad-looking. 259 00:17:43,439 --> 00:17:46,931 I mean, some girls like that exotic, grimy look- 260 00:17:47,010 --> 00:17:49,604 but only the cheapest, most sluttiest girls will like that. 261 00:17:49,679 --> 00:17:52,113 I see. 262 00:17:58,354 --> 00:18:03,485 Damn, Fez! Looking good. 263 00:18:08,198 --> 00:18:11,167 Hey, so, thanks for the singles at the nudie bar, huh. 264 00:18:11,234 --> 00:18:14,533 Hey, hey, hey! You gotta tip the girls or they ignore ya. 265 00:18:14,604 --> 00:18:17,368 - Yeah. - So, they takin' care of you here? 266 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,601 Yeah, yeah. It's good. It's great. 267 00:18:19,676 --> 00:18:22,042 - It's a nice place. - Oh, yeah. 268 00:18:22,111 --> 00:18:24,671 That's nice. I like my place too. 269 00:18:24,747 --> 00:18:27,341 It's good. It's got an extra room. 270 00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:29,317 - That's cool. - Yeah. 271 00:18:29,385 --> 00:18:32,081 So, if you ever wanna, you know, come by or whatever. 272 00:18:32,155 --> 00:18:34,146 You know? I'm not usin' the extra room. 273 00:18:34,224 --> 00:18:38,217 Hence, the term "extra room." 274 00:18:38,294 --> 00:18:41,525 Yeah. Yeah, the rent's due, but... 275 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,623 they don't evict you for, like, three months... 276 00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,998 so, I still got... two days. 277 00:18:46,069 --> 00:18:48,594 So, you lookin' for a loan, Bud? 278 00:18:51,541 --> 00:18:55,033 Well, will ya look at that? 279 00:18:55,111 --> 00:18:57,909 A father and son brought together by- 280 00:18:57,981 --> 00:19:01,007 Oh, my goodness! I think it was me! 281 00:19:04,087 --> 00:19:08,820 - Don't gloat, Kitty. - Mr. Wrongie! 282 00:19:11,227 --> 00:19:13,218 Fine. 283 00:19:13,296 --> 00:19:16,697 Once in 26 years! 284 00:19:16,766 --> 00:19:19,564 Live it up, Kitty! 285 00:19:23,873 --> 00:19:27,604 Oh, crap. 286 00:19:29,679 --> 00:19:31,442 Ta-da 287 00:19:31,514 --> 00:19:35,211 Wow, Eric. It's a room. 288 00:19:35,285 --> 00:19:38,049 Not just any room. See? 289 00:19:38,121 --> 00:19:40,419 No more dirty magazines. I threw 'em all out. 290 00:19:40,490 --> 00:19:43,050 And you know what, Donna? I don't miss 'em. 291 00:19:43,126 --> 00:19:45,356 Eric, you didn't have to do that. 292 00:19:45,428 --> 00:19:47,623 I mean, I understand why you need them. 293 00:19:47,697 --> 00:19:51,724 - You do? - Yes! You're disgusting! 294 00:19:51,801 --> 00:19:53,826 - What? - It's okay. 295 00:19:53,903 --> 00:19:57,202 All guys are. You're a revolting gender. 296 00:19:57,273 --> 00:20:00,106 You know, we really are. 297 00:20:00,176 --> 00:20:04,408 But you're disgusting in a cute, harmless way... 298 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,471 and I guess I love you for that. 299 00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:10,182 I love you too. 300 00:20:12,155 --> 00:20:16,353 Let me make it up to you. I can have a naked girl in here in 10 seconds. 301 00:20:16,426 --> 00:20:20,726 - Oh, great. Send her in. I'll see you later. - Shut up! 302 00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:29,195 Steven, good. I wanted to have a talk with you. 303 00:20:29,272 --> 00:20:32,036 - What are you doin'? - Oh. 304 00:20:32,108 --> 00:20:34,975 - I'm movin' in with Bud. - You're movin' in with Bud? 305 00:20:35,044 --> 00:20:38,980 - Yeah, Red. It's gonna be okay. - No, it's not gonna be okay. 306 00:20:39,048 --> 00:20:42,484 Steven, your dad is not... 307 00:20:42,552 --> 00:20:45,988 good. 308 00:20:46,055 --> 00:20:50,014 Yeah. I know, but, you know, he's my dad. 309 00:20:52,528 --> 00:20:55,224 - Yeah. He's your dad. - Yeah. 310 00:20:56,833 --> 00:21:01,236 Anyway. Red, thanks for everything. You know? Really. 311 00:21:01,304 --> 00:21:03,602 Hey, do me a favor. Would you tell Mrs. Forman? 312 00:21:03,673 --> 00:21:07,541 - I don't want to have to deal with the whole crying thing. - You think I do? 313 00:21:07,610 --> 00:21:10,101 Nah, I'll just tell her that, you know- 314 00:21:10,179 --> 00:21:12,477 Anytime you need a place to stay, you're welcome here. 315 00:21:12,548 --> 00:21:15,073 - That'll make her feel better. - Yeah. That sounds good. 316 00:21:15,151 --> 00:21:17,346 Thanks. 317 00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:20,446 Yeah, so, what? You don't wanna hug, do ya? 318 00:21:20,523 --> 00:21:23,686 - God, no. - Good. 319 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:26,228 - 'Cause you're not gettin' one. - Right. 320 00:21:39,976 --> 00:21:43,639 - Well, sis-boom-bah. - Sure this is okay? 321 00:21:43,713 --> 00:21:46,238 Oh, yeah, yeah. Before you got here... 322 00:21:46,315 --> 00:21:49,341 I got the thumbs-up from the old ball and chain. 323 00:21:49,419 --> 00:21:52,217 - She's great. You'd like her. - Oh. 324 00:21:52,288 --> 00:21:55,917 Well, if she's so great, are you sure you need me? 325 00:21:55,992 --> 00:22:00,190 Look, I've been over this again and again and again- 326 00:22:00,263 --> 00:22:02,424 And, yes, I do. 327 00:22:02,498 --> 00:22:04,898 Okay. 328 00:22:04,967 --> 00:22:07,697 Well, yea, team.