1 00:00:02,019 --> 00:00:04,678 Kelso, you spilled juice all over your shirt. 2 00:00:04,752 --> 00:00:07,082 - You look stupid. - Yeah. 3 00:00:07,153 --> 00:00:11,278 Hey, Kelso, while you're over there, would you Please, Please toss Fez a Pair of Pants? 4 00:00:11,352 --> 00:00:13,215 Or at least a skirt. 5 00:00:13,285 --> 00:00:17,217 No, I am Dr. Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. 6 00:00:17,285 --> 00:00:21,615 You know, my Bible-thumping host parents were really upset about my... 7 00:00:21,686 --> 00:00:23,948 rock-hard ass. 8 00:00:24,019 --> 00:00:26,849 Fez, put it away or take it outside. 9 00:00:28,252 --> 00:00:30,241 So, Eric, do you wanna get out of here? 10 00:00:30,319 --> 00:00:33,081 - Do something fun for Halloween? - I do. 11 00:00:33,153 --> 00:00:37,142 I gotta go to this stupid Halloween party with Laurie's stupid friends. 12 00:00:37,219 --> 00:00:39,515 Not only do I have to wear a suit... 13 00:00:39,586 --> 00:00:42,416 but all of her guy friends act like they've done it with her before. 14 00:00:42,485 --> 00:00:44,610 - Uh, Kelso- - Leave it. 15 00:00:44,686 --> 00:00:47,481 Okay. Whatever. There's nothing to do. 16 00:00:47,552 --> 00:00:50,916 It's like we're too old to trick or treat and too young to die. 17 00:00:50,986 --> 00:00:54,816 Oh, hey, we could take Fez to Chicago and peddle his ass for beer. 18 00:00:54,886 --> 00:00:57,716 I'm game. 19 00:00:57,786 --> 00:01:03,150 No, Eric, I meant maybe there's something, you know, we could do. Together. 20 00:01:03,219 --> 00:01:05,777 - I doubt it. - Oh! 21 00:01:05,852 --> 00:01:09,147 That is a burn. 22 00:01:09,219 --> 00:01:11,083 - Wait. What? - No, l- 23 00:01:11,152 --> 00:01:13,311 No, I didn't- I didn't mean it like that. 24 00:01:13,385 --> 00:01:15,715 Nope, sorry, Eric, that was a burn. 25 00:01:15,786 --> 00:01:18,775 And what's burnt is burnt. And what's burnt is Donna. 26 00:01:18,852 --> 00:01:21,841 We're out of fun things to do? You're already bored of your girlfriend? 27 00:01:21,919 --> 00:01:24,282 No, I meant this town... 28 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:27,046 not you, pretty lady. 29 00:01:27,118 --> 00:01:29,107 Hey, you know what'd be fun? 30 00:01:29,185 --> 00:01:31,674 Is if we were in an Alfred Hitchcock movie right now... 31 00:01:31,752 --> 00:01:34,082 and we didn't know it, and then someone told us... 32 00:01:34,152 --> 00:01:36,846 and we're like, "Oh, man, I'm in a movie." 33 00:01:41,485 --> 00:01:44,246 - Yeah, okay, I'm outta here. - Wait, but I thought we- 34 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:46,148 - Get bent. - Okay, I'll do that. 35 00:01:46,219 --> 00:01:50,652 You know what will cheer you up? A little trick-or-treating. 36 00:01:50,719 --> 00:01:54,549 Hello? Stop bouncing that damn ball and let's do something. 37 00:01:56,053 --> 00:01:59,042 Yeah, you know, I can't, Fez, 'cause I can't even look at you. 38 00:01:59,118 --> 00:02:01,607 I don't know whether to throw you out or... 39 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:04,447 throw you down and make sweet love to you. 40 00:02:04,519 --> 00:02:07,644 You know, that says more about you than it does him. 41 00:02:07,719 --> 00:02:10,549 Well, I'm not the one dressed like a damn girl. 42 00:02:10,619 --> 00:02:14,107 Well, the damn girl has your ball. 43 00:02:15,619 --> 00:02:18,141 - Like I care about a- 44 00:02:18,219 --> 00:02:20,777 Man, that's my ball. 45 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:34,507 Oh, these heels are killing me. 46 00:02:36,986 --> 00:02:41,918 Okay, Fez, that's it. Give the ball back, and no one gets hurt. 47 00:02:47,752 --> 00:02:50,741 Hey, you guys, you wanna go outside and watch Eric and Fez run around? 48 00:02:50,819 --> 00:02:55,148 Someone might get hurt. It's funny when people get hurt. 49 00:02:55,219 --> 00:02:58,879 Especially when they're in their underwear. That's great. 50 00:02:58,953 --> 00:03:01,350 The only person dumb enough to get hurt around here is you. 51 00:03:01,419 --> 00:03:04,408 Okay, Jackie, I'm really starting to get sick- 52 00:03:11,819 --> 00:03:13,978 That's great. 53 00:03:15,619 --> 00:03:17,949 I'll give you the ball, Eric. Just don't fall. 54 00:03:18,018 --> 00:03:20,780 I don't want anyone to fall. No falling. 55 00:03:26,719 --> 00:03:29,207 Hangin'out 56 00:03:30,886 --> 00:03:32,875 Down the street 57 00:03:34,619 --> 00:03:36,608 The same old thing 58 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:40,441 We did last week 59 00:03:41,652 --> 00:03:45,448 Not a thing to do 60 00:03:45,519 --> 00:03:48,849 But talk to you 61 00:03:48,919 --> 00:03:51,282 We're all all right 62 00:03:51,352 --> 00:03:53,341 We're all all right 63 00:03:53,419 --> 00:03:55,908 Hello, Wisconsin.! 64 00:04:02,452 --> 00:04:04,918 Okay, Fez. Well... 65 00:04:04,985 --> 00:04:07,315 you got a bad sprain here. 66 00:04:07,385 --> 00:04:11,579 Not to- to mention a run in your stocking. 67 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:14,880 So, you were running around chasing him on the roof... 68 00:04:14,952 --> 00:04:17,646 because he took your little rubber ball. 69 00:04:17,719 --> 00:04:20,879 It wasn't a ball. It was a SuperBall. 70 00:04:20,952 --> 00:04:22,885 Yeah, you should see that thing bounce. 71 00:04:22,952 --> 00:04:24,885 It's pretty super. 72 00:04:24,952 --> 00:04:27,180 Dumb-asses. 73 00:04:27,252 --> 00:04:29,741 Steven, Eric, um, get Fez a blanket. 74 00:04:29,819 --> 00:04:32,148 He needs to cover his- He just- 75 00:04:32,219 --> 00:04:34,276 He needs to cover up. 76 00:04:48,619 --> 00:04:50,608 Get off me, you girl. 77 00:04:51,819 --> 00:04:55,307 - What-What happened? - Honey, you just- 78 00:04:55,385 --> 00:04:57,874 you had a little touch of vertigo there. 79 00:04:57,952 --> 00:05:01,851 So, just stay away from heights for a while and you'll be fine. 80 00:05:01,918 --> 00:05:04,384 Oh, see? You see that, Jackie? 81 00:05:04,452 --> 00:05:06,714 Fez hurt himself. There is someone "stupider" than me. 82 00:05:06,786 --> 00:05:09,308 It's not his fault he's stupid. He's foreign. 83 00:05:09,385 --> 00:05:12,351 What's your excuse, stupid? 84 00:05:12,419 --> 00:05:15,942 Well, I know one thing's for sure. There's definitely someone bitchier than me. 85 00:05:16,018 --> 00:05:17,916 Oh, you better not mean me. 86 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:22,077 Oh, I so mean you! 87 00:05:22,152 --> 00:05:24,277 - Oh. - Nice burn. 88 00:05:24,352 --> 00:05:26,614 - Top shelf. - Thanks. 89 00:05:26,686 --> 00:05:29,311 Well, now, that's strange. 90 00:05:29,385 --> 00:05:32,317 Midge's car's right there. Bob said she wasn't home. 91 00:05:32,385 --> 00:05:34,374 In fact, I haven't seen her for days. 92 00:05:34,452 --> 00:05:37,475 Maybe she went to the store and forgot where she lived. 93 00:05:40,152 --> 00:05:42,243 Oh, that's- that's wrong. 94 00:05:42,319 --> 00:05:45,251 Okay, Fez, this'll cheer you up. 95 00:05:45,319 --> 00:05:48,308 With these you can look into the Pinciotti's house and frequently enjoy... 96 00:05:48,385 --> 00:05:51,908 a naked Midge, up close and personal. 97 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:54,543 That's exactly how I like my naked Midges. 98 00:05:54,619 --> 00:05:56,551 Oh, but, Fez, be warned. 99 00:05:56,619 --> 00:05:59,608 If Bob approaches a naked Midge, look away. 100 00:05:59,686 --> 00:06:02,550 Oh, for the love of God, look away. 101 00:06:02,619 --> 00:06:04,551 Okay, let's practice. 102 00:06:04,619 --> 00:06:06,551 Naked Midge, naked Midge, naked Midge... 103 00:06:06,619 --> 00:06:08,551 - naked Midge, Bob. - Ay. 104 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:12,073 - Okay, I think you're gonna be okay. 105 00:06:12,152 --> 00:06:15,141 No, okay. Sure. Yeah. Bye-bye. 106 00:06:15,219 --> 00:06:18,515 Red, I need you to take this soup up to Fez. 107 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:21,108 No, Kitty. He's wearing ladies' underwear. 108 00:06:21,185 --> 00:06:23,117 So, uh, no. 109 00:06:24,352 --> 00:06:26,840 Well, crazy bird lady from next door called me. 110 00:06:26,918 --> 00:06:29,612 Her bingo cruise got stuck out on Lake Michigan... 111 00:06:29,686 --> 00:06:31,618 so she asked me to feed her birds. 112 00:06:31,686 --> 00:06:35,778 So, you have a choice. Feed the birds, or feed the Fez. 113 00:06:38,185 --> 00:06:40,651 Give me panty boy's damn soup. 114 00:06:43,385 --> 00:06:46,374 Hello, pretty birds. 115 00:06:46,452 --> 00:06:48,611 Hello, pretty... 116 00:06:48,686 --> 00:06:51,584 damn big birds. 117 00:06:51,652 --> 00:06:54,117 It's your Aunt Kitty. 118 00:06:54,185 --> 00:06:56,117 Okay. 119 00:07:27,018 --> 00:07:28,950 Hey. 120 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:34,351 Oh, I've seen this one. 121 00:07:34,419 --> 00:07:37,613 Those guys think that Cary Grant's a secret agent, but he's not. 122 00:07:37,686 --> 00:07:39,675 It's a case of mistaken identity. 123 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:43,377 Right, like you've mistaken me for someone who wants you here. 124 00:07:43,452 --> 00:07:45,714 Right. 125 00:07:45,785 --> 00:07:48,115 - Wait. 126 00:07:48,185 --> 00:07:51,015 - Oh, kick back. I'll get it. - No, it's the paperboy. 127 00:07:51,085 --> 00:07:54,778 - Well, Mr. Forman, you have to answer the door. 128 00:07:54,851 --> 00:07:57,783 Look, I forgot to pay him for the last couple of weeks... 129 00:07:57,851 --> 00:08:00,579 and I didn't pick up any cash, so, just ignore him. 130 00:08:00,652 --> 00:08:03,174 Red, I don't think you understand, okay? 131 00:08:03,252 --> 00:08:05,774 - L- I can't let a doorbell go unanswered. 132 00:08:05,851 --> 00:08:08,317 - Don't answer the damn door. - I gotta. 133 00:08:08,385 --> 00:08:10,317 - Don't. - But I gotta. 134 00:08:10,385 --> 00:08:14,044 All right. Fine. You pay him, kettlehead. 135 00:08:15,485 --> 00:08:18,110 Hey, Forman. I want my money. 136 00:08:19,185 --> 00:08:21,310 Oh, l- Oh. There's no Formans here. 137 00:08:21,385 --> 00:08:23,317 See for yourself. 138 00:08:23,385 --> 00:08:25,317 Then why does it say Forman on your shirt? 139 00:08:26,385 --> 00:08:28,578 Oh, I borrowed the shirt. 140 00:08:28,652 --> 00:08:32,675 That's a bunch of bullcorn, Forman. Now, give me my money. 141 00:08:33,751 --> 00:08:35,876 I'm not Forman. 142 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:39,884 All right, look. 143 00:08:39,952 --> 00:08:43,612 Don't you think you're taking this paperboy thing a little too serious? 144 00:08:43,685 --> 00:08:46,584 I'm a very serious paperboy. 145 00:08:46,652 --> 00:08:48,641 Okay, you know what this is? 146 00:08:48,718 --> 00:08:50,877 This is a case of mistaken identity. 147 00:08:50,952 --> 00:08:53,941 See, you are mistaken... 148 00:08:54,018 --> 00:08:57,507 about my identity. 149 00:08:57,586 --> 00:08:59,915 Fork it over, Forman! 150 00:08:59,985 --> 00:09:02,974 Look, someone's stealing your bike. 151 00:09:03,052 --> 00:09:06,541 All right, there's two guys stupider than me. 152 00:09:13,751 --> 00:09:15,683 - Hi. - Hi. 153 00:09:15,751 --> 00:09:18,013 - Any sign of naked Midge yet? - No. 154 00:09:18,085 --> 00:09:21,778 Just Bob dragging in big, heavy garbage bags. 155 00:09:21,851 --> 00:09:23,840 What do you suppose is in 'em? 156 00:09:23,918 --> 00:09:25,850 Oh, I don't know. 157 00:09:25,918 --> 00:09:29,351 - I'm guessing garbage. - Or- 158 00:09:29,419 --> 00:09:33,078 You know how Mrs. Kitty said she hasn't seen Midge in a few days? 159 00:09:33,152 --> 00:09:37,050 What if naked Midge is in the bags? 160 00:09:41,751 --> 00:09:45,411 Red. Red, I killed a bird. 161 00:09:49,018 --> 00:09:51,280 Oh. 162 00:09:51,352 --> 00:09:54,011 And then-And then the rest of them, they just- 163 00:09:54,085 --> 00:09:57,074 they glared at me with this- this birdie hate look. 164 00:09:57,152 --> 00:09:59,118 I can't go back there. 165 00:09:59,185 --> 00:10:02,174 I have got to find somebody else to feed those birds. 166 00:10:02,252 --> 00:10:06,514 Somebody who won't flinch in the face of evil. 167 00:10:07,586 --> 00:10:09,778 Oh, and there's Mommy's girl. 168 00:10:09,851 --> 00:10:13,908 Laurie, have I got a job for you. 169 00:10:13,985 --> 00:10:17,247 - Not interested. - It pays 10 bucks. 170 00:10:17,319 --> 00:10:19,648 All right, I'll do anything for 10 bucks. 171 00:10:19,718 --> 00:10:22,878 And-And for once, that's a good thing. 172 00:10:25,519 --> 00:10:27,780 Donna, what's wrong? You look sad. 173 00:10:27,851 --> 00:10:30,477 I think Eric thinks I'm boring. 174 00:10:30,552 --> 00:10:32,484 Do you think I'm boring? 175 00:10:32,552 --> 00:10:35,450 Oh, Donna. 176 00:10:35,519 --> 00:10:37,451 Yeah, a little. 177 00:10:37,519 --> 00:10:40,542 But it's not like it's a bad thing. 178 00:10:40,618 --> 00:10:43,107 The world needs people like you. 179 00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:47,549 You're the gray that makes the color- me- pop. 180 00:10:48,618 --> 00:10:50,607 Jackie, I'm not boring. 181 00:10:50,685 --> 00:10:54,140 Eric and I do lots of fun stuff together. We go to movies- 182 00:10:54,219 --> 00:10:56,185 Every Friday, early show. 183 00:10:57,252 --> 00:11:00,706 - What? I get sleepy. - Mm-hmm. 184 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,774 Oh, no. 185 00:11:02,851 --> 00:11:05,010 Boring, boring, boring. 186 00:11:05,085 --> 00:11:07,017 Boring, boring, boring. 187 00:11:40,152 --> 00:11:43,640 Hey, who's the hot blonde? 188 00:11:43,718 --> 00:11:47,878 That's not a hot blonde. It's Donna. 189 00:11:47,952 --> 00:11:50,816 Where is she going? 190 00:11:50,885 --> 00:11:53,374 Maybe she's going trolling for men who don't piss her off. 191 00:11:53,452 --> 00:11:56,111 Oh. That's so funny, Hyde. 192 00:11:56,185 --> 00:12:00,674 I don't know where she's going, but I'm gonna follow her. 193 00:12:09,718 --> 00:12:12,276 Would you stop doing that? 194 00:12:21,685 --> 00:12:25,413 Hey, I don't know how this fits in your murder theory... 195 00:12:25,485 --> 00:12:29,713 but Bob's wearing an apron with guts all over it and holding a big carving knife. 196 00:12:35,952 --> 00:12:39,112 He did kill Midge. 197 00:12:39,185 --> 00:12:42,174 And I never got to see her naked. 198 00:13:23,885 --> 00:13:27,045 That's 2.50 plus a 50 cent tip... 199 00:13:27,119 --> 00:13:29,051 'cause I'm good. 200 00:13:29,119 --> 00:13:32,313 See you next week, Forman. 201 00:13:32,385 --> 00:13:35,045 I'm not Forman! 202 00:13:37,185 --> 00:13:39,980 First of all, Mrs. Forman, I'm using your shower. 203 00:13:42,352 --> 00:13:45,545 And second of all, you have to pay your paperboy. 204 00:13:52,019 --> 00:13:55,076 So, how'd it go? Did- Did you feed the birds? 205 00:13:55,152 --> 00:13:58,413 Well, uh-Yeah. 206 00:13:58,485 --> 00:14:00,815 I mean, I think I did. 207 00:14:00,885 --> 00:14:03,350 Well, either you did or you didn't. 208 00:14:04,818 --> 00:14:09,308 Well, you didn't either, and you didn't even get pooped on. 209 00:14:09,385 --> 00:14:11,647 Now, go feed your own stupid birds. 210 00:14:13,718 --> 00:14:16,843 Oh, Hyde, please be careful. 211 00:14:16,919 --> 00:14:18,908 I want you to catch some clues... 212 00:14:18,985 --> 00:14:23,610 but I don't want you stuck in the garbage bag with dead, naked Midge. 213 00:14:24,785 --> 00:14:27,774 Oh, beers. 214 00:14:27,852 --> 00:14:32,012 Hyde is so funny. 215 00:14:32,085 --> 00:14:35,414 Oh-oh, what is he going to do? Is he going to moon me? 216 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,479 Oh, run, Hyde, run. 217 00:14:41,485 --> 00:14:43,815 Don't forget the beers.! 218 00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:49,174 The beers. 219 00:15:50,818 --> 00:15:53,511 Why are you in my bathroom? Get out! 220 00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:55,574 Out! Out! I need the shower. 221 00:15:55,652 --> 00:15:59,050 - I got pooped on. - All right, stop it. Cut it out. 222 00:16:04,852 --> 00:16:07,511 That's really hot. 223 00:16:07,585 --> 00:16:10,983 Oh, my God. You spilled my shampoo, you idiot! 224 00:16:31,119 --> 00:16:33,448 Help. 225 00:16:40,019 --> 00:16:42,746 You can't kill me like you killed Midge, you big doofy. 226 00:16:42,818 --> 00:16:45,477 Midge? I didn't kill Midge. 227 00:16:45,552 --> 00:16:48,041 She's in Chicago visiting her sister. 228 00:16:48,119 --> 00:16:50,108 Oh, really? 229 00:16:50,184 --> 00:16:52,742 Then what was in the heavy garbage sacks? 230 00:16:52,818 --> 00:16:56,012 Garbage, you idiot. 231 00:16:56,085 --> 00:16:59,414 Oh, well, I guess that explains the giant knife... 232 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,883 guts all over your apron. 233 00:17:01,952 --> 00:17:03,884 Oh, wait. No, it doesn't. 234 00:17:03,952 --> 00:17:07,213 - Explain that, killer. - They were pumpkin guts. 235 00:17:07,285 --> 00:17:09,843 I was making jack-o'-lanterns. 236 00:17:09,919 --> 00:17:15,351 So, you're hiding Midge's body in a jack-o'-lantern. Clever plan. 237 00:17:19,585 --> 00:17:23,915 Look, there's Midge now. Not dead or nothing. 238 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:35,511 Oh, goody. You can go now. Thanks. 239 00:17:35,585 --> 00:17:38,574 Midgie, no! Cover yourself! 240 00:17:40,318 --> 00:17:42,341 - Ow. 241 00:17:42,418 --> 00:17:44,350 Give it. Give it! 242 00:17:45,351 --> 00:17:48,613 Ay! 243 00:17:49,952 --> 00:17:52,782 Donna! Donna! 244 00:17:54,052 --> 00:17:56,347 Why would she go up the water tower? 245 00:17:56,418 --> 00:17:58,407 Why does she want to be up there? 246 00:17:58,485 --> 00:18:02,144 And why am I talking to myself? 247 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,977 I have to- 248 00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:08,984 Climb. 249 00:18:26,518 --> 00:18:30,712 Donna, what the hell are you doing? 250 00:18:30,785 --> 00:18:32,717 Well, I guess you've caught me. 251 00:18:32,785 --> 00:18:34,910 And if you must know the truth... 252 00:18:34,985 --> 00:18:36,974 I'm not boring, you ass. 253 00:18:37,052 --> 00:18:40,711 I never said you were boring. 254 00:18:40,785 --> 00:18:44,148 - How'd you know I'd follow you here? - I saw you spying on me. 255 00:18:44,218 --> 00:18:46,207 I wasn't- No, I wasn't spying on you. 256 00:18:46,285 --> 00:18:48,808 I was teaching Fez how to spy on your naked- 257 00:18:48,885 --> 00:18:51,316 Yeah, you know what, I was spying on you. 258 00:18:51,385 --> 00:18:54,351 - What a weird night. - Hmm. 259 00:18:54,418 --> 00:18:58,908 Please, Donna, tell me there's not a head in that basket. 260 00:18:58,985 --> 00:19:01,348 No, no. It's just a picnic. 261 00:19:05,184 --> 00:19:07,707 So- So, we're okay? 262 00:19:15,418 --> 00:19:17,646 Ow, you're on my wig. 263 00:19:17,718 --> 00:19:20,240 Oh, my God! I'm gonna die! 264 00:19:20,318 --> 00:19:23,716 - Eric, hold on. I'm gonna pull you up. - No, Donna, you can't do it. 265 00:19:23,785 --> 00:19:27,649 You're just a girl. Okay, okay. Yeah, you- 266 00:19:27,718 --> 00:19:30,513 Hey. Okay, you got it. That's- 267 00:19:30,585 --> 00:19:32,574 To be honest, it was never really a problem. 268 00:19:32,652 --> 00:19:35,777 - Whoa. 269 00:19:39,051 --> 00:19:41,176 Ow. 270 00:20:06,151 --> 00:20:09,606 Oh, my goodness. A phone booth. That's lucky. 271 00:20:23,952 --> 00:20:27,076 Oh, thank God. 272 00:20:27,151 --> 00:20:30,311 It was just a dream. 273 00:20:30,385 --> 00:20:34,647 Well, I can't go back there. I just can't. 274 00:20:34,718 --> 00:20:37,275 So, you know, Donna, even though my ankle's sprained... 275 00:20:37,351 --> 00:20:39,510 I can still probably make it up that water tower. 276 00:20:39,585 --> 00:20:41,517 You know, finish what we started. 277 00:20:42,785 --> 00:20:45,114 I would, but I don't know if I can. 278 00:20:45,184 --> 00:20:47,446 I mean, something happened to me up there too. 279 00:20:47,518 --> 00:20:50,575 Oh, I know. Vertigo, right? Fear of heights? 280 00:20:50,652 --> 00:20:54,277 No, Eric. Fear of sex.