1 00:00:04,315 --> 00:00:06,681 Oh, don't put Batman in the clam of death, Riddler. 2 00:00:06,750 --> 00:00:08,741 That's just gonna make him mad. 3 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:11,911 God, you're stupid. 4 00:00:13,457 --> 00:00:16,722 Fez, for the last time, the Riddler can't hear you. 5 00:00:18,128 --> 00:00:20,619 Riddle me this, Riddler. 6 00:00:20,698 --> 00:00:22,689 When Batman escapes from the clam of death... 7 00:00:22,766 --> 00:00:25,564 who will kick your riddle-telling ass in? 8 00:00:27,137 --> 00:00:29,128 Hey, Fez. Riddle me this. 9 00:00:32,609 --> 00:00:34,600 Then riddle me this. 10 00:00:41,418 --> 00:00:44,148 Oh, but, Fez, only if you riddle me this. 11 00:00:44,221 --> 00:00:47,054 Ow! 12 00:00:47,124 --> 00:00:49,388 Riddle me this, you son of a bitch! 13 00:00:54,998 --> 00:00:58,456 - Oh, my God! Guess what! - Stop! Fez! 14 00:00:58,535 --> 00:01:00,935 This could be important! 15 00:01:05,376 --> 00:01:08,868 You guys, the Roller Disco Doo-dah is coming to Kenosha next Friday! 16 00:01:08,946 --> 00:01:11,779 Oh, my God! Guess what! 17 00:01:14,151 --> 00:01:18,918 See, now, that's the kind of thing the judges really frown upon during competition, Steven. 18 00:01:18,989 --> 00:01:21,321 Excuse me? 19 00:01:21,392 --> 00:01:23,360 We're gonna be partners! 20 00:01:26,497 --> 00:01:28,931 Skating partners. 21 00:01:28,999 --> 00:01:33,459 Hey, how about instead, you hit me in the face with a wrench, and I black out? 22 00:01:34,872 --> 00:01:37,136 Steven... 23 00:01:37,207 --> 00:01:40,370 this is not just a last chance at roller disco. 24 00:01:40,444 --> 00:01:43,038 It's a last chance at love- 25 00:01:44,148 --> 00:01:46,810 our love. 26 00:01:46,884 --> 00:01:50,285 Now, will you or will you not skate with me? 27 00:01:50,354 --> 00:01:52,288 I would, Jackie... 28 00:01:52,356 --> 00:01:55,689 but seeing you there in your cute little skating outfit... 29 00:01:55,759 --> 00:01:58,728 with all your tassels and sequins... 30 00:01:58,796 --> 00:02:01,060 I might be tempted to... 31 00:02:01,131 --> 00:02:03,190 push you down a flight of stairs. 32 00:02:05,369 --> 00:02:07,360 All right. 33 00:02:07,438 --> 00:02:11,602 Jackie, what do you say- you and me, roller disco? 34 00:02:11,675 --> 00:02:15,236 I mean, we used to have some good moves, you know, like, when we did it... 35 00:02:15,312 --> 00:02:19,146 so it would be like that... 36 00:02:19,216 --> 00:02:23,277 except for with lights and skates. 37 00:02:23,353 --> 00:02:27,687 Okay. Um, first of all, you make me sick. Okay? 38 00:02:27,758 --> 00:02:29,851 Second, you're lame, and you make me sick. 39 00:02:29,927 --> 00:02:32,259 Third, you make me sick, and any one of these guys... 40 00:02:32,329 --> 00:02:34,729 would be a better partner than you, even Fez. 41 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,291 Really? Then I am in. 42 00:02:42,973 --> 00:02:45,999 Um, no, I didn't really mean it, Fez. 43 00:02:46,076 --> 00:02:48,067 Oh, then I am out. 44 00:02:51,215 --> 00:02:53,240 Damn it. Let me in. 45 00:02:56,086 --> 00:02:58,077 Hangin'out 46 00:02:59,289 --> 00:03:01,280 Down the street 47 00:03:03,026 --> 00:03:05,017 The same old thing 48 00:03:06,864 --> 00:03:08,855 We did last week 49 00:03:10,067 --> 00:03:13,867 Not a thing to do 50 00:03:13,937 --> 00:03:17,270 But talk to you 51 00:03:17,341 --> 00:03:19,707 We're all all right 52 00:03:19,776 --> 00:03:21,767 We're all all right 53 00:03:21,845 --> 00:03:24,336 Hello, Wisconsin.! 54 00:03:32,055 --> 00:03:35,047 [TV] 55 00:03:35,125 --> 00:03:39,960 So, who willJackie choose as her roller disco partner? 56 00:03:40,030 --> 00:03:42,828 Who, who, who? 57 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:45,061 No freakin' way. 58 00:03:47,037 --> 00:03:49,198 Hmm, how very sad. 59 00:03:49,273 --> 00:03:51,264 No one to disco with. 60 00:03:53,677 --> 00:03:56,703 Now, where did I leave my potato chips? 61 00:03:56,780 --> 00:03:59,510 Oh, there they are. 62 00:04:13,196 --> 00:04:15,824 Look at that. 63 00:04:15,899 --> 00:04:18,959 I left my soda back in the other side of the room! 64 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,445 Refreshing. 65 00:04:40,991 --> 00:04:43,482 God, my arm is sore! 66 00:04:44,494 --> 00:04:46,553 Wow, Fez! 67 00:04:46,630 --> 00:04:50,191 Oh, come on, Jackie! 68 00:04:50,267 --> 00:04:52,428 You're gonna pick him over me? 69 00:04:52,502 --> 00:04:54,493 All right. Watch this. 70 00:05:05,582 --> 00:05:08,415 Jackie, I'm just a roller disco machine... 71 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:13,012 and I don't work for nobody but you. 72 00:05:18,195 --> 00:05:21,028 Okay. Okay, fine. We'll be partners. 73 00:05:21,098 --> 00:05:24,033 But hear me now. I want first prize. 74 00:05:24,101 --> 00:05:26,729 If I lose and some stupid, spoiled rich girl wins... 75 00:05:26,803 --> 00:05:29,363 I'll scream. 76 00:05:29,439 --> 00:05:31,839 I am really hurt.! 77 00:05:36,546 --> 00:05:39,037 - Hi, sweetie. How was work? - Oh, pretty good... 78 00:05:39,116 --> 00:05:42,415 except for the fact that Dad's getting sued for firing a Price Mart employee. 79 00:05:43,887 --> 00:05:45,946 Okay. Well, good. Have a cupcake. 80 00:05:47,090 --> 00:05:49,456 Mom, did you hear what I said? 81 00:05:49,526 --> 00:05:52,791 Uh-huh, and it's just so very unpleasant, I'm ignoring it. 82 00:05:53,930 --> 00:05:57,229 So, have a cupcake. 83 00:05:57,300 --> 00:06:00,235 Earl is suing Dad for wrongful termination. 84 00:06:00,303 --> 00:06:04,364 Earl? He didn't do his job. He was always late. 85 00:06:04,441 --> 00:06:07,342 He was a complete dumb-ass... 86 00:06:08,945 --> 00:06:11,505 person. 87 00:06:11,581 --> 00:06:13,572 Mom, you said "ass." 88 00:06:15,652 --> 00:06:19,144 Well, now so did you. Give me back the cupcake, foul mouth. 89 00:06:20,390 --> 00:06:22,381 I can't even imagine the mood your father's in. 90 00:06:22,459 --> 00:06:26,395 Actually, he doesn't know yet. I got the news after he left. 91 00:06:26,463 --> 00:06:29,591 God, Dad is gonna freak. I don't know how we're gonna tell him. 92 00:06:29,666 --> 00:06:32,635 - Tell me what? - That, uh... 93 00:06:32,703 --> 00:06:35,297 Mom said the "ass" word. 94 00:06:38,375 --> 00:06:40,309 Well, now... 95 00:06:40,377 --> 00:06:43,175 actually, um... 96 00:06:43,246 --> 00:06:45,407 Red, um- 97 00:06:45,482 --> 00:06:48,781 You know, Mom, I got this one. 98 00:06:48,852 --> 00:06:52,913 Okay, uh, everyone here who's not being sued by Earl for wrongful termination... 99 00:06:52,989 --> 00:06:54,980 raise their hand. 100 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:02,826 I don't getJackie, man. 101 00:07:02,899 --> 00:07:07,302 I mean, picking Fez over me? Me? 102 00:07:07,370 --> 00:07:10,032 I have the three things that women want. 103 00:07:10,107 --> 00:07:12,769 I'm-I'm hot, and I'm smart. 104 00:07:18,949 --> 00:07:21,747 That's two things, moron. 105 00:07:21,818 --> 00:07:23,877 No, it's three. I count hot twice. 106 00:07:23,954 --> 00:07:26,013 I mean, come on. 107 00:07:27,390 --> 00:07:30,848 Kelso, who cares? It's a stupid roller disco thing. 108 00:07:30,927 --> 00:07:32,986 Yeah, I guess you're right. 109 00:07:33,063 --> 00:07:35,554 It's silly for me to be jealous. 110 00:07:35,632 --> 00:07:38,100 - You're a good friend, Donna. - Yeah. 111 00:07:38,168 --> 00:07:41,433 'Cause when you think about it, I mean, what does Fez have going for him... 112 00:07:41,505 --> 00:07:44,963 except an incredibly sexy accent and an extremely hot body? 113 00:07:46,977 --> 00:07:50,435 Okay. Now you're being a bad friend, Donna. 114 00:07:50,514 --> 00:07:53,449 I mean, come to think of it, if Fez helps Jackie win a roller disco... 115 00:07:53,517 --> 00:07:56,782 she might rip his clothes off and have sex with him right there on the rink. 116 00:07:56,853 --> 00:07:58,844 That's how hot he is. 117 00:08:01,424 --> 00:08:03,449 Bad friend, Donna! Bad! 118 00:08:07,230 --> 00:08:09,221 Oh, look at this guy's complaint. 119 00:08:09,299 --> 00:08:13,861 "Red Forman was habitually ill-tempered." Am I ill-tempered? 120 00:08:16,239 --> 00:08:20,039 No, sir. You're like Mary Poppins. 121 00:08:21,845 --> 00:08:25,178 Okay, honey. Well, it says here you have to go to the labor board. 122 00:08:25,248 --> 00:08:28,411 You know what, Red Forman, you have to go in there and defend yourself. 123 00:08:28,485 --> 00:08:30,476 I'll defend myself. 124 00:08:30,554 --> 00:08:32,988 I'll go in there, and I'll tell those morons... 125 00:08:33,056 --> 00:08:37,186 that they're wasting my time with this stupid crap! 126 00:08:38,795 --> 00:08:41,127 Or... 127 00:08:41,198 --> 00:08:43,689 you could control your temper. 128 00:08:43,767 --> 00:08:46,998 No offense, Mom, but what's plan "B"? 129 00:08:48,271 --> 00:08:51,104 Hey, shut it, pal. 130 00:08:51,174 --> 00:08:54,575 Okay, now, see, that's the kind of thing that's gonna get you in trouble. 131 00:08:54,644 --> 00:08:57,477 Now, when-when I get really angry, I just- 132 00:08:57,547 --> 00:09:00,141 I laugh it off... like this. 133 00:09:02,252 --> 00:09:05,016 - See? - Oh, geez, Kitty. That'll never work. 134 00:09:05,088 --> 00:09:07,420 That's dumb. 135 00:09:26,676 --> 00:09:29,474 Oh, my God. I think Jackie and Fez are next. 136 00:09:29,546 --> 00:09:31,537 Look! There they are! 137 00:09:31,615 --> 00:09:34,083 Hey! The next contestants are cheaters. 138 00:09:34,150 --> 00:09:36,311 The brown guy is a robot. 139 00:09:36,386 --> 00:09:38,377 - Robot? Shut up. - Ladies and gentleman... 140 00:09:38,455 --> 00:09:40,923 welcome to the rink our last contestants of the evening- 141 00:09:40,991 --> 00:09:45,257 from Point Place, Wisconsin, Jackie Burkhart and, uh... 142 00:09:45,328 --> 00:09:47,728 Jackie Burkhart's Partner.! 143 00:09:47,797 --> 00:09:49,958 Boo! 144 00:09:52,936 --> 00:09:55,700 This is so cool. 145 00:10:02,579 --> 00:10:05,742 - Oh, my God. They're amazing! - Oh, did you see that? Fez just tripped. 146 00:10:05,815 --> 00:10:09,114 - No, he didn't. - The foreign guy tripped. That's a deduction right there. 147 00:10:09,185 --> 00:10:11,346 You're gonna lose! 148 00:10:11,421 --> 00:10:14,151 Kelso, shut up. 149 00:10:16,393 --> 00:10:19,419 That's it. They're doing too well. 150 00:10:21,564 --> 00:10:23,555 What the hell is that? 151 00:10:23,633 --> 00:10:25,624 - It's my secret weapon. - A marble? 152 00:10:25,702 --> 00:10:28,296 Yep. I'm gonna chuck it out there so they trip. 153 00:10:28,371 --> 00:10:30,532 You moron, it's one marble. 154 00:10:31,708 --> 00:10:34,575 - Give me that. Give me that. - No! No! 155 00:11:44,414 --> 00:11:47,144 Boo! Boo! 156 00:11:47,217 --> 00:11:49,151 - Boo! - Whoo! 157 00:11:49,219 --> 00:11:51,551 Oh, no. 158 00:11:51,621 --> 00:11:53,919 They were good. 159 00:11:53,990 --> 00:11:56,049 I swallowed my marble. 160 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:03,322 Boo! 161 00:12:03,399 --> 00:12:06,129 - Oh, my God. You guys were so great. - I know. I know. 162 00:12:06,202 --> 00:12:10,571 And even when I almost tripped, my natural grace totally saved us. 163 00:12:10,639 --> 00:12:14,837 Well, I saw plenty of mistakes out there, especially from Fez. 164 00:12:14,910 --> 00:12:16,707 Shut your hole. 165 00:12:18,214 --> 00:12:20,273 - Here come the scores. 166 00:12:20,349 --> 00:12:24,718 And the winner of Kenosha's Annual Roller Disco Doo-dah is... 167 00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:27,779 - Jackie Burkhart and- - Oh, my God! 168 00:12:27,856 --> 00:12:29,847 - Friend. - Fix! Fix! 169 00:12:29,925 --> 00:12:32,325 I can't believe it! I'm so sorry I doubted you. 170 00:12:32,394 --> 00:12:36,990 You-You are my hero- my- my hunky, sexy, foreign skating hero! 171 00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:41,435 And you are my- my spoiled, whiny skating princess. 172 00:12:41,503 --> 00:12:44,438 Oh, Fez, thank you! 173 00:12:45,741 --> 00:12:49,040 - Yea, champagne! Yea! - Yea! 174 00:12:49,111 --> 00:12:51,045 - Yea! - Get off me. 175 00:12:51,113 --> 00:12:53,980 Kelso, you booed us the entire time. 176 00:12:54,049 --> 00:12:57,541 What? No! That was some rude guy. 177 00:12:57,620 --> 00:13:01,681 So I popped him one, and then I was goin', "Ooh," 178 00:13:01,757 --> 00:13:04,749 because I hurt my hand when I popped the rude guy. 179 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,557 So... you're welcome. 180 00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:11,523 You wanna kiss it? 181 00:13:13,535 --> 00:13:15,526 Let's go, Fez. 182 00:13:16,805 --> 00:13:19,296 Hmm. Come on, Kelso. Look at the bright side. 183 00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:21,309 What's the bright side? 184 00:13:21,377 --> 00:13:23,709 The bright side is there isn't one. 185 00:13:23,779 --> 00:13:26,612 Fez has Jackie, and you have to squeeze out that marble. 186 00:13:31,253 --> 00:13:34,711 Now, Mr. Forman, at any point did you ever berate Earl Arthur... 187 00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:37,054 by calling him any of the following names: 188 00:13:37,126 --> 00:13:39,424 Candy-ass... 189 00:13:39,495 --> 00:13:42,692 dumb-ass, lazy-ass- 190 00:13:42,765 --> 00:13:45,325 Uh, it- it just goes on like that. 191 00:13:45,401 --> 00:13:49,132 Well, that sounds like just good-natured ribbin' to me. 192 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:52,173 - Doesn't sound that way to me. 193 00:14:01,817 --> 00:14:04,513 Are you callin' me a liar? 194 00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:07,851 'Cause it's funny if ya are. 195 00:14:07,923 --> 00:14:12,917 Well, you know, Eric worked with him too. Eric, tell him about Earl. 196 00:14:12,995 --> 00:14:16,522 Actually, I'd be more interested in hearing what Eric thinks about working with you. Eric? 197 00:14:16,598 --> 00:14:19,624 No. No, no, no, no. I'm-I'm here... 198 00:14:19,702 --> 00:14:23,433 just to answer questions about Earl- old, dumb Earl. 199 00:14:23,505 --> 00:14:27,874 So, you know, you fire away with the Earl questions. 200 00:14:27,943 --> 00:14:30,969 I think we know all we need to know about Earl. 201 00:14:31,046 --> 00:14:35,380 Oh, then good. I'll just step out then. Good. 202 00:14:35,451 --> 00:14:37,976 - This was good. - No, no, no, no. Eric, just a few more questions. 203 00:14:38,053 --> 00:14:41,887 Is your father ever unnecessarily angry? 204 00:14:53,202 --> 00:14:56,535 Unnecessarily angry. 205 00:14:58,707 --> 00:15:04,668 Well- you know, what does "unnecessarily" mean really? 206 00:15:04,747 --> 00:15:07,944 I mean, my sister likes to put salt on roast beef... 207 00:15:08,016 --> 00:15:10,007 but I think it's unnecessary. 208 00:15:10,085 --> 00:15:12,485 I mean, why cover up the flavor of such a delicious meat? 209 00:15:12,554 --> 00:15:15,216 Just answer the question, dumb-ass! 210 00:15:17,993 --> 00:15:21,986 I mean Good work, Son. 211 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:31,770 Oh, my God. I love champagne! 212 00:15:32,941 --> 00:15:35,774 Yes. Was it any good? 213 00:15:35,844 --> 00:15:39,177 Great. Just great. 214 00:15:39,248 --> 00:15:43,014 Hey, Fez, I just made up a poem. 215 00:15:43,085 --> 00:15:45,076 - Do you want to hear it? - Okay. 216 00:15:45,154 --> 00:15:49,591 There once was a guy named Fez... 217 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:52,684 who had a really cute butt. 218 00:15:52,761 --> 00:15:55,093 Ta-da! 219 00:15:55,164 --> 00:15:57,155 Well, I have to say I don't hate it. 220 00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:02,059 Hey- Psst... 221 00:16:03,806 --> 00:16:06,741 Fezzie... 222 00:16:06,809 --> 00:16:09,300 do you want to know a secret? 223 00:16:09,378 --> 00:16:12,905 If you try to kiss me right now... 224 00:16:12,981 --> 00:16:15,381 I probably wouldn't stop you. 225 00:16:15,451 --> 00:16:17,783 In fact... 226 00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:20,378 I'd probably let you do more than that. 227 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,954 - Fez- - Huh! 228 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,191 Good God, man. Don't do it. She is drunk. 229 00:16:30,265 --> 00:16:32,927 But, Batman, she is so hot. 230 00:16:33,001 --> 00:16:35,731 But she's drunk. There is no honor in this. 231 00:16:36,939 --> 00:16:39,407 Ah, screw honor. Take her pants off. 232 00:16:39,475 --> 00:16:42,137 Ay! 233 00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:44,475 Riddler, nefarious fiend. 234 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,605 Don't do it, Fez. It's a trap. 235 00:16:46,682 --> 00:16:51,449 Riddle me this, Fez. Why would Jackie ask you to make out with her if she didn't want you to? 236 00:16:53,021 --> 00:16:55,854 Seriously, he makes an excellent point. 237 00:16:55,924 --> 00:16:58,518 It's the dastardly alcohol talking. 238 00:16:58,594 --> 00:17:02,291 If you and Jackie get together, you want it to be real, not like this. 239 00:17:03,499 --> 00:17:05,592 Honestly, I was rooting for you... 240 00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:09,330 but imaginary Batman makes a lot of sense. 241 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,338 Then riddle me this. 242 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,397 What does Batman know about girls? 243 00:17:13,475 --> 00:17:17,206 Slides down a pole and lives with a teenage boy. Enough said. 244 00:17:18,447 --> 00:17:21,939 Okay. Now I have to say, advantage Riddler. 245 00:17:22,017 --> 00:17:24,850 What are you trying to say, Riddler? 246 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:28,754 I think you know what I'm trying to say. Ooh-la-la. 247 00:17:28,824 --> 00:17:31,315 Oh, you want to go, question dork? 248 00:17:31,393 --> 00:17:33,884 Oh, bring it on, bat-wuss. 249 00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:50,434 So... 250 00:17:50,512 --> 00:17:52,605 are you gonna kiss me, Fez? 251 00:17:53,715 --> 00:17:55,649 No, I am sorry, Jackie. 252 00:17:55,717 --> 00:17:58,049 That's okay. 253 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,315 You still have a very cute butt. 254 00:18:03,725 --> 00:18:06,193 Come on, Kelso. 255 00:18:06,261 --> 00:18:09,992 SoJackie likes Fez. Big deal. You're going out with Laurie. 256 00:18:11,266 --> 00:18:13,200 I know. It's just, you know... 257 00:18:13,268 --> 00:18:17,261 seeing her with another guy just made me remember all the good times we had together... 258 00:18:17,339 --> 00:18:19,705 and it just made me sad. 259 00:18:20,909 --> 00:18:22,968 Yeah. 260 00:18:23,045 --> 00:18:25,878 Come here. 261 00:18:25,948 --> 00:18:28,439 You know, Kelso... 262 00:18:28,517 --> 00:18:31,350 I guess underneath it all you're kind of a good guy. 263 00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:33,354 Sometimes. 264 00:18:33,422 --> 00:18:35,754 Sort of. 265 00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:39,487 - Things'll work themselves out. - Yeah, I know. 266 00:18:39,561 --> 00:18:42,052 What the hell are you doing? 267 00:18:42,130 --> 00:18:44,997 We can't fight these feelings anymore, Donna. 268 00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:48,059 - What? - What? We've been doing this dance all night... 269 00:18:48,136 --> 00:18:50,331 and, oh, God, I'm tired of dancing. 270 00:18:50,405 --> 00:18:51,895 You moron! 271 00:18:54,076 --> 00:18:56,772 Nobody likes a tease, Donna! 272 00:18:58,747 --> 00:19:02,683 I'm sorry. You're not a tease. Come back. 273 00:19:02,751 --> 00:19:05,151 Tease! 274 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:08,189 I'm sorry. Donna! 275 00:19:08,256 --> 00:19:12,090 I guess "violent" is the wrong word... 276 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:15,596 but, you know, it's definitely some kind of rage. 277 00:19:16,898 --> 00:19:20,265 Although, I mean, you know, Earl had it coming. 278 00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:24,364 I love you, Daddy. 279 00:19:24,439 --> 00:19:27,408 Oh, hey. Sorry I'm late. 280 00:19:27,476 --> 00:19:30,502 Hour and 10 minutes late. I can only assume you're Earl. 281 00:19:30,579 --> 00:19:32,570 Yeah. 282 00:19:32,648 --> 00:19:37,642 So, um, sorry. My, uh, dog got hit by a- 283 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:40,313 a guy in a- 284 00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:43,449 - Car? - Thanks, Red. 285 00:19:43,525 --> 00:19:46,187 - So, what'd I miss? - You missed everything. 286 00:19:46,261 --> 00:19:51,756 Okay. I'm not gonna lie. Mr. Forman, you- you scare the living hell out of me. 287 00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:53,994 - No offense. - None taken. 288 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,060 That's kind of his thing. 289 00:19:56,138 --> 00:19:59,107 But, Earl, in light of your failure to show up for your own hearing... 290 00:19:59,174 --> 00:20:01,904 we have no choice but to rule in favor of Mr. Forman. 291 00:20:01,977 --> 00:20:03,274 - Yes, sir! - Way to go, Dad! 292 00:20:03,345 --> 00:20:05,279 Damn... dog. 293 00:20:06,815 --> 00:20:10,216 And Mr. Forman, even though this hearing did go your way today... 294 00:20:10,285 --> 00:20:12,219 in light of some of your son's responses... 295 00:20:12,287 --> 00:20:16,018 I would strongly encourage you to go to anger management classes. 296 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,993 Sure, I'll- 297 00:20:24,066 --> 00:20:26,330 I'll do that. 298 00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:30,461 Neat! Anger management- 299 00:20:30,539 --> 00:20:34,771 That sounds like it could be kind of fun, right? 300 00:20:37,879 --> 00:20:40,746 We-We won. Hey! 301 00:20:40,816 --> 00:20:42,807 You and me- We're such a good team. 302 00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:47,046 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah. 303 00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:49,056 We did it. How about us, huh? 304 00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:51,058 Stickin' it to the man. 305 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:53,686 I'll see you at home. 306 00:20:55,697 --> 00:20:57,858 Wait. But, Dad, we- 307 00:20:57,933 --> 00:20:59,992 we drove here together. 308 00:21:01,436 --> 00:21:03,666 Then she fell asleep, and I stroke her hair. 309 00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:08,238 You did the right thing, Fez, but a word of advice. 310 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:11,575 Next time you tell the story, ya nailed her. 311 00:21:13,281 --> 00:21:15,875 Yeah, but, you know, it's better you didn't... 312 00:21:15,951 --> 00:21:19,614 'cause scammin' on another guy's woman- That's totally breaking the code. 313 00:21:19,688 --> 00:21:22,179 Donna told me what you did, you dill-hole! 314 00:21:22,257 --> 00:21:24,919 No, she's lying! 315 00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,554 Oh! That's my nipple! 316 00:21:41,376 --> 00:21:43,537 Hello... 317 00:21:43,612 --> 00:21:45,876 buttercup. 318 00:21:45,947 --> 00:21:47,209 Fez, you're drunk. 319 00:21:47,282 --> 00:21:51,548 Madam, I may be drunk, but you should have sex with me. 320 00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:53,815 That's crazy. 321 00:21:54,956 --> 00:21:57,390 But you have to, because last night... 322 00:21:57,459 --> 00:21:59,859 I made a big mistake. 323 00:21:59,928 --> 00:22:03,227 I don't even remember last night. 324 00:22:07,469 --> 00:22:09,460 Ay!