1 00:00:03,184 --> 00:00:06,676 Hey. Check it out. I got my first story in the school paper. 2 00:00:06,754 --> 00:00:09,780 Neat. Oh. They spelled your name wrong. 3 00:00:09,857 --> 00:00:12,724 Apparently you're "Donna Pincipotti." 4 00:00:14,094 --> 00:00:17,689 That's funny 'cause it's got the potty sound in it. 5 00:00:17,765 --> 00:00:20,461 Hey, you know what else is a funny sound? 6 00:00:22,036 --> 00:00:24,095 Where the hell is Jackie with your van, man? 7 00:00:24,171 --> 00:00:27,663 - I want to get out of here. - Ah, she had to help her aunt move a couch. 8 00:00:27,741 --> 00:00:30,107 Why did you lend Jackie your van? She hates you, man. 9 00:00:30,177 --> 00:00:33,010 Well, I'm trying to get on her good side, Fez. 10 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:35,742 I mean, this is a small town with a limited number of women. 11 00:00:35,816 --> 00:00:39,149 And I've already gone all the way through 'em once, and now I'm back toJackie. 12 00:00:41,222 --> 00:00:43,156 Oh. And I love her. 13 00:00:45,092 --> 00:00:48,755 - Hey. - Hey. So, how'd it go, baby? 14 00:00:48,829 --> 00:00:52,390 - Oh. Great. - Cool. 15 00:00:52,466 --> 00:00:55,230 Yeah. Oh, except for when I crashed your van. 16 00:00:56,637 --> 00:00:59,105 But other than that, cool. 17 00:01:03,544 --> 00:01:07,503 How did this happen? Jackie, how? 18 00:01:07,581 --> 00:01:10,072 - Michael, like I said- - How? 19 00:01:10,150 --> 00:01:13,847 - Coming out of the drive- - How? 20 00:01:13,921 --> 00:01:17,152 Kelso. Come on, man. Relax. 21 00:01:17,224 --> 00:01:19,692 Let those of us who aren't you enjoy this moment. 22 00:01:21,862 --> 00:01:24,353 Besides, it's not all that bad. This door still works. 23 00:01:29,903 --> 00:01:32,872 Hey, Jackie. What happened to the other door? 24 00:01:33,874 --> 00:01:35,933 Other door? 25 00:01:36,010 --> 00:01:38,570 Yeah, you know, the thing that always got in the way... 26 00:01:38,646 --> 00:01:42,104 of this giant, gaping hole. 27 00:01:43,417 --> 00:01:45,385 Jackie, what are these? 28 00:01:45,452 --> 00:01:47,386 Uh- 29 00:01:47,454 --> 00:01:49,945 Van sticks. 30 00:01:50,024 --> 00:01:54,961 No. Jackie, these- these are not van sticks. 31 00:01:55,029 --> 00:01:57,691 These are drumsticks. 32 00:01:57,765 --> 00:01:59,756 Whose drumsticks are they? 33 00:01:59,833 --> 00:02:01,926 Oh, wow, Jackie. What's up? 34 00:02:06,307 --> 00:02:10,175 Okay. Fine. You know what? I used your van to drive Chip and his band to a gig. 35 00:02:10,244 --> 00:02:12,678 Jackie... 36 00:02:12,746 --> 00:02:14,873 is Chip a girl? 37 00:02:18,686 --> 00:02:20,950 Uh, no. 38 00:02:22,156 --> 00:02:24,590 You had other guys in my van? 39 00:02:24,658 --> 00:02:26,717 You're dating a band? 40 00:02:28,862 --> 00:02:31,422 It wasn't a date. It was a gig. 41 00:02:31,498 --> 00:02:34,831 Whatever it was, it was a gross misuse of van. 42 00:02:36,036 --> 00:02:38,732 And, uh-And you owe me money- big-time! 43 00:02:38,806 --> 00:02:40,774 I owe you money? 44 00:02:40,841 --> 00:02:43,571 What about all the stuff I bought you while we were together? 45 00:02:43,644 --> 00:02:47,307 That does not count. You gave me those things so I would love you. 46 00:02:56,056 --> 00:02:58,047 Hangin'out 47 00:02:59,226 --> 00:03:01,217 Down the street 48 00:03:02,963 --> 00:03:05,022 The same old thing 49 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,791 We did last week 50 00:03:10,003 --> 00:03:13,803 Not a thing to do 51 00:03:13,874 --> 00:03:17,207 But talk to you 52 00:03:17,277 --> 00:03:19,711 We're all all right 53 00:03:19,780 --> 00:03:21,714 We're all all right 54 00:03:21,782 --> 00:03:24,182 Hello, Wisconsin.! 55 00:03:29,790 --> 00:03:33,226 Look what I've got. 56 00:03:34,261 --> 00:03:36,593 Ew. What's that? 57 00:03:36,663 --> 00:03:38,597 That is Marissa. 58 00:03:38,665 --> 00:03:41,225 Carol's baby. 59 00:03:41,301 --> 00:03:44,327 And you promised me last night that you'd babysit her. 60 00:03:44,405 --> 00:03:46,635 Last night? But I was drunk. 61 00:03:47,941 --> 00:03:49,568 Why can't you do it? 62 00:03:49,643 --> 00:03:52,237 - Because you promised. 63 00:03:52,312 --> 00:03:54,746 - And besides- 64 00:03:54,815 --> 00:03:58,546 Your father and I are having fondue and Parcheesi at the Pinciottis'. 65 00:03:58,619 --> 00:04:00,678 Oh? 66 00:04:00,754 --> 00:04:02,688 Then I'll do it. 67 00:04:02,756 --> 00:04:05,247 No. Laurie can watch this baby tonight. 68 00:04:05,325 --> 00:04:07,293 Oh, golly, Laurie, a baby. 69 00:04:07,361 --> 00:04:09,955 And just in time for your Black Mass. 70 00:04:10,030 --> 00:04:13,966 Hey. What did I tell you about calling your sister the devil? 71 00:04:14,968 --> 00:04:18,165 That it's offensive to the devil? 72 00:04:23,744 --> 00:04:26,440 No, Laurie. You can't feed a baby bacon. 73 00:04:27,481 --> 00:04:31,076 Okay, okay. What color is the baby? 74 00:04:32,686 --> 00:04:35,883 Well, good. Now, if that changes, call me. 75 00:04:37,458 --> 00:04:39,392 - Is everything okay? - Oh, yes. 76 00:04:39,460 --> 00:04:42,657 We have just got the cutest little baby over at our house right now. 77 00:04:42,729 --> 00:04:46,688 - Isn't she cute, Red? - Yeah, I just can't get over it. 78 00:04:46,767 --> 00:04:48,701 Geez, Bob. 79 00:04:48,769 --> 00:04:52,170 You got your fingers in the cheese. 80 00:04:52,239 --> 00:04:55,675 Remember how cute Laurie and Eric were when they were babies? 81 00:04:55,742 --> 00:04:58,040 They used to just laugh and play. 82 00:04:58,111 --> 00:05:01,603 Well, every time I was around all they did was scream. 83 00:05:01,682 --> 00:05:04,742 I just think it would be nice to have a baby around the house again. 84 00:05:04,818 --> 00:05:06,718 Oh, damn it, Bob. 85 00:05:08,021 --> 00:05:11,422 Get your fingers out of the cheese. 86 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:30,601 Do you think it would still do this if I stopped feeding it? 87 00:05:32,179 --> 00:05:35,205 - Oh, Laurie, let me do that. 88 00:05:44,491 --> 00:05:47,426 Wow. How'd you do that last move? 89 00:05:47,494 --> 00:05:49,962 It's all in the wrist. 90 00:05:50,030 --> 00:05:52,362 See? 91 00:05:52,432 --> 00:05:54,423 Hey. 92 00:05:54,501 --> 00:05:57,334 - Look at the wrist on my girl. - Shut up. 93 00:06:00,374 --> 00:06:02,672 Let's go. 94 00:06:02,743 --> 00:06:07,305 Wait. Wait, no. Donna, wait. I think it really likes you. 95 00:06:07,381 --> 00:06:09,576 Ooh. I think it just said your name. 96 00:06:09,650 --> 00:06:11,948 Donna! 97 00:06:13,186 --> 00:06:15,780 Hey, you know, you were really good in there. 98 00:06:15,856 --> 00:06:17,983 Well, it's not exactly brain surgery. 99 00:06:18,058 --> 00:06:20,822 I know, but it was so cool. 100 00:06:20,894 --> 00:06:23,158 It's just- I think it's really, really... 101 00:06:23,230 --> 00:06:25,289 cool that you can do that. 102 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:28,267 Eric, you're, like, over the moon... 103 00:06:28,335 --> 00:06:30,269 'cause I changed a poopy diaper, but... 104 00:06:30,337 --> 00:06:32,362 when I got my story in the school paper... 105 00:06:32,439 --> 00:06:34,907 all you said was, "Yeah, they called you Donna Pincipotti." 106 00:06:34,975 --> 00:06:37,341 It's a funny sound. "Potti." 107 00:06:37,411 --> 00:06:39,436 Come on. Try not to laugh. 108 00:06:42,950 --> 00:06:45,145 That's good. 109 00:06:45,218 --> 00:06:47,550 Come on, Donna. About the diaper thing- 110 00:06:47,621 --> 00:06:49,589 I was just paying you a compliment. 111 00:06:49,656 --> 00:06:53,592 - What was the compliment? - That you are gonna be so... 112 00:06:53,660 --> 00:06:55,628 great staying home with our kids. 113 00:06:55,696 --> 00:06:57,687 What? 114 00:06:58,799 --> 00:07:01,359 Eric, how exactly do you see our future? 115 00:07:27,494 --> 00:07:29,928 Okay, okay. That could work. 116 00:07:29,997 --> 00:07:32,727 I would just like to adjust one little thing. 117 00:07:52,152 --> 00:07:55,144 Okay. The businesswoman idea is good. 118 00:07:56,156 --> 00:07:58,147 But what about this? 119 00:08:33,727 --> 00:08:36,093 Okay. Uh-huh. Yeah. 120 00:08:36,163 --> 00:08:38,256 I would just change one thing. 121 00:09:03,390 --> 00:09:05,950 That seems more hurtful than sexy. 122 00:09:06,026 --> 00:09:07,687 Jackass. 123 00:09:07,761 --> 00:09:10,161 So does that. 124 00:09:12,466 --> 00:09:16,664 - You owe me money. - Michael, your uncle gave you that van for free. 125 00:09:16,737 --> 00:09:20,173 Yeah? Well, I put a lot of money into that van. 126 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:22,208 The shag carpeting... 127 00:09:22,275 --> 00:09:24,334 uh, eight track... 128 00:09:25,912 --> 00:09:29,541 strobe light, black light, red light. 129 00:09:29,616 --> 00:09:32,346 - I hate you. - Well, I hate you more. 130 00:09:32,419 --> 00:09:34,910 - I hate you most. - Well, I hate you the- 131 00:09:34,988 --> 00:09:36,979 Damn it! 132 00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:40,949 All right. All right. Let's just act like adults... 133 00:09:41,027 --> 00:09:44,827 and treat this like what it really is: A divorce. 134 00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:48,431 Oh, Jackie, you get custody of me. 135 00:09:52,272 --> 00:09:55,708 All right. Let's just figure out what you guys owe each other. 136 00:09:55,776 --> 00:09:59,212 Fine. I'm not afraid. I'm right, and he's a total moocher. 137 00:09:59,279 --> 00:10:03,978 I'm not afraid either. There are laws to protect a man and his van. 138 00:10:04,050 --> 00:10:07,247 For instance, the Man-Van Act of 1847. 139 00:10:09,189 --> 00:10:11,384 Right. 140 00:10:13,493 --> 00:10:15,893 All right. All right. 141 00:10:15,962 --> 00:10:17,896 Jackie... 142 00:10:17,964 --> 00:10:22,799 in your opinion, what are the goods and services that Kelso owes you for? 143 00:10:22,869 --> 00:10:25,861 Everything. He was a total doofus before I met him. 144 00:10:25,939 --> 00:10:29,033 In fact, I bought you that belt. 145 00:10:29,109 --> 00:10:31,100 So hand it over. And the shirt too. 146 00:10:31,178 --> 00:10:35,512 Fine. You know, this shirt has bad memories of you buying me stuff anyway. 147 00:10:36,917 --> 00:10:39,750 Here. Let me do the math. 148 00:10:39,820 --> 00:10:43,881 Okay. Now, Kelso- 149 00:10:43,957 --> 00:10:46,926 Uh, Kelso owes Jackie the price for breaking her beautiful heart... 150 00:10:46,993 --> 00:10:50,053 and stealing her innocence. 151 00:10:50,130 --> 00:10:53,065 Now, Kelso, what do you believe Jackie owes you? 152 00:10:53,133 --> 00:10:56,728 Well- Uh- 153 00:10:56,803 --> 00:10:59,397 W- One time I told her that she looked pretty... 154 00:10:59,472 --> 00:11:01,440 when really she looked pretty skanky. 155 00:11:08,014 --> 00:11:10,005 And- 156 00:11:11,518 --> 00:11:14,248 And- 157 00:11:14,321 --> 00:11:16,050 Hyde, help me out here. 158 00:11:16,122 --> 00:11:18,113 Okay. Let me think. 159 00:11:18,191 --> 00:11:20,284 Oh. Don't forget he burned your house. 160 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:24,626 - Hyde. - Dude, you burned her house. 161 00:11:29,569 --> 00:11:33,471 Oh, and that clean baby smell. 162 00:11:34,541 --> 00:11:37,009 Yes, but when we had babies... 163 00:11:37,077 --> 00:11:39,443 we couldn't go to the movies or out to dinner. 164 00:11:39,512 --> 00:11:43,209 Oh, Red. When was the last time we went to the movies or out to dinner? 165 00:11:43,283 --> 00:11:46,252 Exactly. Who needs to leave the house when there are no babies in it? 166 00:11:47,687 --> 00:11:52,021 I gotta thank my lucky stars I got the old snippety-snip. 167 00:11:52,092 --> 00:11:56,119 Bob, you mean you just let some quack remove- 168 00:11:56,196 --> 00:11:58,391 On, no. Nothing's removed. 169 00:11:58,465 --> 00:12:01,832 Okay. That's enough of that. 170 00:12:01,902 --> 00:12:05,804 Yeah, well, I guess it's okay if it means you don't have to have any more babies. 171 00:12:05,872 --> 00:12:09,364 Oh, Red, it was fun having babies. Remember fun? 172 00:12:09,442 --> 00:12:12,411 Yes, Kitty, but it was also a large responsibility. 173 00:12:12,479 --> 00:12:14,845 Or burden, if you will. 174 00:12:14,915 --> 00:12:18,681 Red Forman, I don't want to hear another word out of you unless it's "I love babies." 175 00:12:20,854 --> 00:12:25,154 - Kitty, you're making a scene. - That is not "I love babies." 176 00:12:25,225 --> 00:12:27,386 Kitty, what's the matter with you? 177 00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:29,394 Oh, well, l- I don't- 178 00:12:29,462 --> 00:12:31,521 I don't want to ruin our nice night out... 179 00:12:31,598 --> 00:12:37,468 because, boy, Midge, you can really melt a super pot of cheese, but, um- 180 00:12:37,537 --> 00:12:39,471 I think I want another baby. 181 00:12:41,908 --> 00:12:43,899 Really? 182 00:12:43,977 --> 00:12:46,207 You like my cheese? 183 00:12:54,354 --> 00:12:56,982 This is Aqua Net. 184 00:12:57,056 --> 00:12:59,456 The same stuff Farrah uses. 185 00:12:59,525 --> 00:13:03,222 And she's got a big TV show, and she's married to Lee Majors. 186 00:13:03,296 --> 00:13:06,823 So, Aqua Net, very important. 187 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:09,425 Oh, come on, Red. 188 00:13:09,502 --> 00:13:13,404 Oh, look how sweet this baby is. Just hold it. 189 00:13:13,473 --> 00:13:18,206 Look, Kitty. I didn't touch our kids when they were babies, and I'm not touching this one. 190 00:13:18,278 --> 00:13:21,611 - Red Forman, you touch this baby. - Nope. 191 00:13:21,681 --> 00:13:23,205 - Touch it. - Not happening. 192 00:13:28,821 --> 00:13:32,518 Is this child wearing lip liner? 193 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:45,799 So, turns out my supersensitive guy boyfriend wants me to be a baby machine. 194 00:13:45,872 --> 00:13:48,067 What a dill-hole. 195 00:13:51,611 --> 00:13:54,045 Donna, I'm sitting right here. 196 00:13:55,381 --> 00:13:58,077 That's why I said it, you dill-hole. 197 00:13:58,151 --> 00:14:01,245 Donna, the only reason I thought you'd stay home with the babies... 198 00:14:01,321 --> 00:14:05,348 is because only every woman has done it for the entire history of time. 199 00:14:05,425 --> 00:14:09,759 So, don't be mad at me. Be mad at your... foremothers. 200 00:14:10,763 --> 00:14:12,754 Yeah. 201 00:14:12,832 --> 00:14:14,891 That is so typical. 202 00:14:14,968 --> 00:14:18,301 As if every woman wants to spend her life as a pampered housewife... 203 00:14:18,371 --> 00:14:21,807 raising kids and organizing the help. 204 00:14:21,874 --> 00:14:23,842 Wait. Isn't that what every woman wants? 205 00:14:24,911 --> 00:14:26,845 Donna, man... 206 00:14:26,913 --> 00:14:30,007 Forman's just limited by his experiences. 207 00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:33,883 As the voice of a new generation of smart, independent women... 208 00:14:33,953 --> 00:14:37,889 you need to make this dill-hole realize that a mind and spirit like yours... 209 00:14:37,957 --> 00:14:40,050 has more options than your mothers had. 210 00:14:42,228 --> 00:14:44,856 Yeah. 211 00:14:44,931 --> 00:14:47,297 Sorry. What? 212 00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:49,835 All right, Donna. So... 213 00:14:49,902 --> 00:14:51,893 are we cool? 214 00:15:02,715 --> 00:15:06,742 I'm not wrong. Women take care of babies. 215 00:15:06,819 --> 00:15:09,481 - They do. - Listen to him, Marissa. 216 00:15:09,555 --> 00:15:12,353 He whines like a girl, but he's not a girl. 217 00:15:13,559 --> 00:15:15,550 Or maybe he is. 218 00:15:15,628 --> 00:15:18,791 The thing is, Donna's really good at it. 219 00:15:18,865 --> 00:15:22,392 I mean, I could understand you not wanting to stay home with your children. 220 00:15:22,468 --> 00:15:25,494 You already have such a fulfilling career as a whore. 221 00:15:29,609 --> 00:15:31,543 Listen, twerp. 222 00:15:31,611 --> 00:15:34,910 Did you ever think maybe it's not that she doesn't want to have babies? 223 00:15:34,981 --> 00:15:37,814 Maybe she just doesn't want to have your skinny, whiny... 224 00:15:37,884 --> 00:15:41,149 girl-trapped-in-a-boy-body babies. 225 00:15:44,424 --> 00:15:46,790 Okay. That's one for you. 226 00:15:58,371 --> 00:16:01,135 I'm cold. 227 00:16:01,207 --> 00:16:03,539 That must be why your nipples are so pointy. 228 00:16:13,519 --> 00:16:15,987 Oh, pointy nipple man is mad. 229 00:16:19,025 --> 00:16:22,654 I hope he doesn't poke me with his pointy nipples. 230 00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:30,201 All right. That was really disturbing. 231 00:16:30,269 --> 00:16:32,965 Okay. Here we go. 232 00:16:33,039 --> 00:16:36,839 According to my calculations, for repairs to the van... 233 00:16:36,909 --> 00:16:38,900 Jackie, you owe Kelso $65. 234 00:16:38,978 --> 00:16:41,606 Aha! Justice! 235 00:16:47,286 --> 00:16:49,277 Yeah. 236 00:16:50,923 --> 00:16:53,790 And, Kelso, you oweJackie... 237 00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:56,420 $8,265. 238 00:16:56,496 --> 00:16:58,623 Pay up, moocher! 239 00:16:58,698 --> 00:17:01,496 Wha-Wha- No, no. 240 00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:03,592 This is- That's totally unfair! 241 00:17:03,669 --> 00:17:05,603 Hyde, you suck. 242 00:17:05,671 --> 00:17:09,505 You could have been a man and forgiven her. But no. You wanted to do the math. 243 00:17:09,575 --> 00:17:13,067 Man, math has never been my friend. 244 00:17:13,146 --> 00:17:16,377 Wait. No. But she had other guys in my van. 245 00:17:16,449 --> 00:17:20,112 Michael, you had other girls in your van while we were dating. 246 00:17:20,186 --> 00:17:22,154 So, give me my $8,000. 247 00:17:23,890 --> 00:17:27,519 Okay. I change my mind. I forgive you. 248 00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:37,934 See, if we had a baby right now... 249 00:17:38,004 --> 00:17:39,972 we could be giving it a bath. 250 00:17:40,039 --> 00:17:42,769 We could be putting it in its warm little jammies. 251 00:17:42,842 --> 00:17:46,801 Yeah. It's a shame that we have to crawl into bed... 252 00:17:46,879 --> 00:17:50,576 for eight hours of uninterrupted sleep instead. 253 00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:52,618 Come on. 254 00:17:52,685 --> 00:17:54,846 You don't really want another baby. 255 00:17:54,921 --> 00:17:56,855 Well, I don't know. 256 00:17:56,923 --> 00:17:59,983 I only have a few years left where I even have the option. 257 00:18:00,059 --> 00:18:05,224 Well, just because you can have a baby doesn't mean you should. 258 00:18:05,298 --> 00:18:10,258 I have a snowblower, but I don't use it in July. 259 00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:16,735 Red, it just- 260 00:18:16,809 --> 00:18:21,769 It feels like maybe we've done everything important there is to do. 261 00:18:21,847 --> 00:18:25,806 We saved up. We got our house. We had our kids. 262 00:18:25,885 --> 00:18:28,012 Now what's left to look forward to? 263 00:18:28,087 --> 00:18:30,078 Peace and quiet. 264 00:18:34,894 --> 00:18:37,362 Well... 265 00:18:37,430 --> 00:18:41,025 I just can't believe we're never gonna hear that sound in our house again. 266 00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:44,069 Well, until we have grandchildren. 267 00:18:50,009 --> 00:18:53,103 Grandchildren! 268 00:18:54,146 --> 00:18:57,309 Oh, I forgot about grandchildren! 269 00:19:01,988 --> 00:19:04,582 - So did I. 270 00:19:08,294 --> 00:19:11,661 Oh, boy. 271 00:19:11,731 --> 00:19:16,600 I like the looks of that. My baby with a baby. 272 00:19:16,669 --> 00:19:18,660 It's not that hard. 273 00:19:18,738 --> 00:19:21,502 I heard her crying, and I figured she needed a bottle... 274 00:19:21,574 --> 00:19:23,599 and it turned out that she did. 275 00:19:25,077 --> 00:19:27,568 So, um... 276 00:19:28,914 --> 00:19:31,439 you think you might want a baby of your own? 277 00:19:31,517 --> 00:19:35,977 Well, yeah. I mean, once my looks start to go, why not? 278 00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:42,519 All right. So, how many kids are we talking here? 279 00:19:42,595 --> 00:19:44,756 One? Two? Six? 280 00:19:45,831 --> 00:19:47,765 Whoa, Mom. Ease up, okay? 281 00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:50,063 I'm not even down to one boyfriend yet. 282 00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:53,438 But- But you will be soon, right? 283 00:19:53,506 --> 00:19:57,408 Well, Zeke gets out of jail in three months. 284 00:19:57,476 --> 00:19:59,444 Okay. 285 00:19:59,512 --> 00:20:01,810 Uh, I'm- I'm- I'm gonna go talk to Eric. 286 00:20:05,618 --> 00:20:07,848 Mom... 287 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,445 are you happy? 288 00:20:10,523 --> 00:20:13,515 Sure. What's this about? 289 00:20:13,592 --> 00:20:15,856 I don't know. It's, like... 290 00:20:15,928 --> 00:20:18,522 Eric said this stupid thing about me not working when we're married... 291 00:20:18,597 --> 00:20:24,001 and I just want to do something more meaningful with my life than have kids, you know? 292 00:20:24,070 --> 00:20:26,664 - No offense. - No. No. That's okay. 293 00:20:26,739 --> 00:20:29,799 It's not like I never wondered what my life could have been like... 294 00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:31,809 if I hadn't married your father. 295 00:20:31,877 --> 00:20:34,539 I mean, l- Well, I could have been a doctor. 296 00:20:34,613 --> 00:20:37,309 - Exactly. - Or a dancing girl. 297 00:20:39,218 --> 00:20:40,879 Right. 298 00:20:40,953 --> 00:20:43,387 Oh, honey. Don't worry so much about what Eric said. 299 00:20:43,456 --> 00:20:46,254 You're probably not even gonna have to deal with this anyway. 300 00:20:46,325 --> 00:20:50,523 - How do you figure that? - Well, you and Eric are so young. 301 00:20:50,596 --> 00:20:53,121 The chances are you're not gonna end up together anyway. 302 00:20:58,104 --> 00:21:01,562 All right, Donna. That's it. We gotta figure this out. 303 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:06,077 Because this is just hanging over our heads like one of those huge, awful hanging things. 304 00:21:08,514 --> 00:21:10,880 Let's not worry about this anymore. 305 00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:12,975 Let's, uh- Let's go for a drive, okay? 306 00:21:14,253 --> 00:21:16,244 Okay. 307 00:21:21,527 --> 00:21:23,893 I'm sorry. Did you want to say something else? 308 00:21:23,963 --> 00:21:26,193 No. Just... 309 00:21:26,265 --> 00:21:28,199 I love you. 310 00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:30,735 Oh. 311 00:21:30,803 --> 00:21:32,771 - Enough to strip for me? - All right. 312 00:21:32,838 --> 00:21:35,568 No. I mean I love you too. I'd strip for you. 313 00:21:38,344 --> 00:21:40,471 Laurie, her mother is waiting. 314 00:21:40,546 --> 00:21:43,640 I don't care. I love her, and I'm not giving her back! 315 00:21:45,584 --> 00:21:48,951 - What are you doing with that? - Give me back the baby, missy, or, so help me... 316 00:21:49,021 --> 00:21:50,955 the dryer goes down. 317 00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:54,282 - You wouldn't. - I would. 318 00:21:55,861 --> 00:21:58,295 Fine, fine. Take her. 319 00:22:04,870 --> 00:22:08,306 Shh, baby. You're okay now.