1 00:00:05,609 --> 00:00:07,575 Happy Veteran's Day. 2 00:00:07,642 --> 00:00:10,108 Now where have you hidden the chocolate eggs? 3 00:00:12,143 --> 00:00:14,608 Uh, they're everywhere, Fez. Start looking. 4 00:00:18,409 --> 00:00:21,274 So, Steven. Isn't Veteran's Day romantic? 5 00:00:21,342 --> 00:00:24,536 Oh, yeah. Government pawns and missing limbs. 6 00:00:25,976 --> 00:00:27,999 That's amore. 7 00:00:28,076 --> 00:00:31,530 I know, I know. It's a day for people in love to have fun together. 8 00:00:31,609 --> 00:00:35,007 You know what? All this talk about having fun makes me want to have fun. 9 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:38,564 Hey, let's throw stuff at other stuff. 10 00:00:39,976 --> 00:00:41,965 Man, that's perfect. I've got stuff. 11 00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:43,975 - I'm in. - Let's do it. 12 00:00:46,609 --> 00:00:48,598 So, Steven. 13 00:00:48,676 --> 00:00:51,540 Would you like to go to Mr. Forman's barbecue with me? 14 00:00:51,609 --> 00:00:54,041 No. 15 00:00:54,109 --> 00:00:58,007 - As a matter of fact, I don't want to go anywhere with you. - You know, that's okay. 16 00:00:58,076 --> 00:01:01,872 You know what? We can stay in. 17 00:01:01,942 --> 00:01:04,601 No, Jackie. Look, I told you, again and again... 18 00:01:04,676 --> 00:01:08,438 I have no interest in you, and you don't have a chance. 19 00:01:08,509 --> 00:01:12,135 And yet, you keep thinking that I have interest in you, and you have a chance. 20 00:01:13,909 --> 00:01:18,069 Wait, did you just say that you're interested in me and that I have a chance? 21 00:01:20,375 --> 00:01:23,535 Okay. You know what? You've forced me to do this. 22 00:01:23,609 --> 00:01:28,268 I'm gonna explain my feelings to you through a highly disciplined form ofJapanese poetry... 23 00:01:28,342 --> 00:01:30,570 haiku. 24 00:01:30,642 --> 00:01:32,574 My heart aches with pain. 25 00:01:32,642 --> 00:01:35,699 When I see you, I vomit. 26 00:01:38,242 --> 00:01:41,675 Die away from me. 27 00:01:41,742 --> 00:01:44,038 Ouch. 28 00:01:45,375 --> 00:01:47,364 Sayonara. 29 00:01:52,409 --> 00:01:56,774 Donna, never have 17 syllables hurt me so much. 30 00:01:58,976 --> 00:02:00,908 Why would he want to hurt me like that? 31 00:02:00,976 --> 00:02:03,669 Because you're stalking him, Jackie. 32 00:02:03,742 --> 00:02:07,538 - No, really, Donna. - Jackie, really. 33 00:02:08,642 --> 00:02:11,665 You are to Hyde what Fez is to you. 34 00:02:11,742 --> 00:02:14,572 That's ridiculous. Fez and I will never happen. 35 00:02:16,175 --> 00:02:18,300 Oh, God. 36 00:02:19,642 --> 00:02:21,801 Steven and I will never happen. 37 00:02:21,876 --> 00:02:23,842 Jackie, it's all right. 38 00:02:23,909 --> 00:02:26,739 You just gotta get over this and be strong. 39 00:02:26,809 --> 00:02:30,206 You're right, Donna. You're right. 40 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:32,207 Oh, how I wish my daddy could buy him for me. 41 00:02:33,275 --> 00:02:36,241 Yeah, I know. I know. 42 00:02:36,309 --> 00:02:38,468 This smell like chocolate to you? 43 00:02:43,909 --> 00:02:45,875 Hangin'out 44 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:49,197 Down the street 45 00:02:50,942 --> 00:02:52,931 The same old thing 46 00:02:54,776 --> 00:02:56,765 We did last week 47 00:02:57,976 --> 00:03:01,772 Not a thing to do 48 00:03:01,842 --> 00:03:05,171 But talk to you 49 00:03:05,242 --> 00:03:07,606 We're all all right 50 00:03:07,676 --> 00:03:09,665 We're all all right 51 00:03:09,742 --> 00:03:12,230 Hello, Wisconsin.! 52 00:03:18,076 --> 00:03:21,906 Look. I'm Paul Stanley from KISS. 53 00:03:26,242 --> 00:03:28,401 Kelso, don't play with the cheese. 54 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:32,033 These damn kids. They don't respect anything American. 55 00:03:32,108 --> 00:03:36,438 Oh, Red, this isn't about the kids misusing dairy products. 56 00:03:36,509 --> 00:03:40,271 You're still upset that Bob marched in the Veteran's Day parade. 57 00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:43,841 Well, he was only in the National Guard. 58 00:03:43,909 --> 00:03:46,068 It's called Veteran's Day... 59 00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:50,131 not... Pansy-ass, National Guard... 60 00:03:50,208 --> 00:03:52,572 Wussy, Pansy-ass Day. 61 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:56,541 Oh, come on, Red. 62 00:03:56,609 --> 00:04:00,097 Are any dirty Commies less dead because of him? 63 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:04,898 No, I guess not. 64 00:04:04,976 --> 00:04:07,203 You're right, Kitty. 65 00:04:07,275 --> 00:04:11,435 You know, I'm gonna put away this uniform, and then we'll fire up that grill. 66 00:04:11,509 --> 00:04:13,839 Hey, Red. Some parade, huh? 67 00:04:13,909 --> 00:04:17,500 Yeah, sure was, till the National Guard got there. 68 00:04:18,809 --> 00:04:21,775 Look, I just came over to invite you to my barbecue. 69 00:04:26,043 --> 00:04:27,975 Your barbecue? 70 00:04:28,042 --> 00:04:32,907 Bob, I have an annual barbecue every Veteran's Day. 71 00:04:32,976 --> 00:04:34,908 It's my day... 72 00:04:34,976 --> 00:04:36,908 because I'm a veteran. 73 00:04:38,909 --> 00:04:42,602 Well, I'm a veteran too. And I'm having a barbecue, and you can't stop me. 74 00:04:46,442 --> 00:04:49,374 Hey, Mr. Pinciotti, I didn't know you were in the Boy Scouts. 75 00:04:55,742 --> 00:04:57,799 Ah. 76 00:04:58,809 --> 00:05:01,138 Hey, everybody. This is Chip. 77 00:05:01,208 --> 00:05:04,197 He's been after me for a while now, so I just said, "What the hell?" 78 00:05:04,275 --> 00:05:07,673 - Chip, it's everybody. - Hey, everybody. 79 00:05:07,742 --> 00:05:09,935 Jackie, I'll, uh, get you something to drink. 80 00:05:10,008 --> 00:05:11,941 Whatever. 81 00:05:14,342 --> 00:05:16,274 So you're with this Chip guy now? 82 00:05:16,342 --> 00:05:18,900 - Yep. - Huh. 83 00:05:18,976 --> 00:05:21,965 Why? Do you care? 84 00:05:22,042 --> 00:05:25,133 No, I mean, if you want to date this guy, that's cool. 85 00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:27,265 It is? 86 00:05:27,342 --> 00:05:31,399 And then Steven said, "That's cool." 87 00:05:31,475 --> 00:05:35,066 But not like "cool." More like he's jealous. 88 00:05:35,142 --> 00:05:37,802 Jackie, or he just thinks it's cool. 89 00:05:37,876 --> 00:05:40,535 Donna, it is so romantic. 90 00:05:40,609 --> 00:05:42,575 Just like West Side Story. 91 00:05:44,509 --> 00:05:47,304 Yeah, but without the dancing and the Puerto Ricans. 92 00:05:49,509 --> 00:05:52,771 Wait. Is Fez Puerto Rican? 93 00:05:54,509 --> 00:05:56,441 You know what? I don't know. 94 00:05:56,509 --> 00:05:58,441 Huh. 95 00:06:00,108 --> 00:06:03,302 This will show Red. We're gonna have the best barbecue ever. 96 00:06:03,375 --> 00:06:08,000 If there's one thing you learn in the National Guard, it's how to cook. 97 00:06:08,075 --> 00:06:11,405 Oh, I'm gonna defrost some chicken. 98 00:06:12,909 --> 00:06:16,238 Mom, the Formans have a barbecue every Veteran's Day. 99 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:19,934 - I mean, why are we having one? - Honey, this isn't about a barbecue. 100 00:06:20,008 --> 00:06:23,031 This is about your father going bankrupt. 101 00:06:23,108 --> 00:06:26,165 - Now help me with these chairs. - What? What are you talking about? 102 00:06:26,242 --> 00:06:29,697 We need the chairs for people to sit on. 103 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:34,338 No, Mom. About Dad being bankrupt. 104 00:06:34,409 --> 00:06:37,136 Your dad's appliance store's going out of business... 105 00:06:37,208 --> 00:06:39,367 'cause he can't compete with Price Mart. 106 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:41,704 So he decided to throw a big barbecue. 107 00:06:42,742 --> 00:06:45,264 Okay, I'm still not getting this. 108 00:06:45,342 --> 00:06:49,638 Oh, your dad wants to be big shot one last time... 109 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:53,539 before everybody discovers what a failure he is. 110 00:06:53,609 --> 00:06:56,769 - Oh, my God. - And please don't tell anybody. 111 00:06:56,842 --> 00:06:59,273 He's very sensitive about being a failure. 112 00:07:07,142 --> 00:07:09,074 Here you go. Enjoy your burger. 113 00:07:09,142 --> 00:07:13,632 And thank you for choosing the Formans for your Veteran's Day celebration needs. 114 00:07:15,676 --> 00:07:18,198 Kitty, why is everybody over at Bob's? 115 00:07:18,275 --> 00:07:20,764 They've got chicken. 116 00:07:23,709 --> 00:07:26,300 Chicken? 117 00:07:26,375 --> 00:07:31,137 Well, isn't that a surprise? A National Guardsman serving up chicken. 118 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:37,307 He's not gonna get away with this. Eric, chop up some onions and mix it in with the meat. 119 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:39,739 Why can't we just put the onions on top of the burger? 120 00:07:39,809 --> 00:07:43,536 Eric, do you want to win this thing or don't you? 121 00:07:45,908 --> 00:07:48,636 Okay, not-crazy Dad. 122 00:07:50,242 --> 00:07:53,572 - Eric, can I talk to you? - Uh, not really, Donna. I got to bust hump. 123 00:07:53,642 --> 00:07:57,301 - My dad wants to crush your dad's barbecue. - What? Why? 124 00:07:57,375 --> 00:08:01,535 Well, apparently, my dad believes that if your dad's barbecue is better than his... 125 00:08:01,609 --> 00:08:04,575 America will fall to the Russkies. 126 00:08:04,642 --> 00:08:08,903 Did you ever stop to think that maybe my dad's barbecue is really important to him? 127 00:08:12,941 --> 00:08:15,601 Uh, no. 128 00:08:15,676 --> 00:08:18,198 Because it's just a stupid barbecue. 129 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:21,140 It's not stupid. 130 00:08:21,208 --> 00:08:23,401 I'm so sick of your dad. He's such a jerk. 131 00:08:23,475 --> 00:08:26,100 Whoa. My dad's a jerk? 132 00:08:26,175 --> 00:08:30,733 Well, Donna, your dad's a jerk, and he's just copying my dad. 133 00:08:30,808 --> 00:08:34,400 And your dad didn't even fight in the war. 134 00:08:34,475 --> 00:08:36,407 You're just a National Guard kid. 135 00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:39,872 Yeah, I said it. What? What? 136 00:08:39,941 --> 00:08:42,669 Oh, yeah? Well, you and Red are going down. 137 00:08:42,742 --> 00:08:44,674 And you know what else? I was wrong, Eric. 138 00:08:44,742 --> 00:08:47,503 Red's not a jerk. He's an ass, and you're an ass. 139 00:08:47,575 --> 00:08:50,938 'Cause the ass doesn't fall far from the ass tree. "What did I say, what?" 140 00:09:04,042 --> 00:09:08,532 Man, I can't believeJackie chose that guy over me. 141 00:09:08,609 --> 00:09:10,938 - Or me for that matter. - Yeah, that's true. 142 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:12,940 'Cause you're a good-looking guy. 143 00:09:14,275 --> 00:09:16,264 Back at you, Kelso. 144 00:09:17,609 --> 00:09:20,575 Your eyelashes, they go for, like, miles. 145 00:09:20,642 --> 00:09:22,937 I've heard that. 146 00:09:23,008 --> 00:09:26,463 Yeah. I'm what's known as "man-pretty." 147 00:09:29,208 --> 00:09:33,402 Bad news, Dad. The Pinciottis have... these. 148 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:38,274 Red, white and blue napkins? 149 00:09:38,342 --> 00:09:40,830 That clever S.O.B. 150 00:09:42,108 --> 00:09:44,597 And I cheaped out and went for the plain white. 151 00:09:46,108 --> 00:09:48,869 So what, now we surrender? 152 00:09:50,275 --> 00:09:52,207 Surrender? 153 00:09:52,275 --> 00:09:57,333 You know, if this were an actual war, you'd be the first in a body bag. 154 00:09:57,409 --> 00:10:00,341 Yes, sir. I'm gonna go refill the ketchups. 155 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:11,498 Schlitz. 156 00:10:16,208 --> 00:10:20,106 Hey, Jackie. Who's that hot guy you brought with you? 157 00:10:20,175 --> 00:10:23,107 Back off! I need him for right now... 158 00:10:23,175 --> 00:10:25,902 but you can have him when I'm done, as usual. 159 00:10:27,841 --> 00:10:32,433 Wait a second, Jackie. Are you working an angle here? Nice. 160 00:10:32,509 --> 00:10:35,532 No, there's no angle. 161 00:10:35,609 --> 00:10:37,632 I just want to see if I can make Steven jealous. 162 00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:40,641 So you're gonna sleep with him a couple of times and see what happens. 163 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:44,072 - Yeah, I've been down that road. - No! 164 00:10:44,142 --> 00:10:48,836 Oh, you're such a child. Send him to my room when you're done. 165 00:10:51,808 --> 00:10:54,968 - So, you and Jackie, huh? - Yeah, isn't she something? 166 00:10:55,042 --> 00:10:58,974 - Sure. - Sometimes, though, I kind of hate it when she talks. 167 00:10:59,042 --> 00:11:02,372 I hear you. 168 00:11:02,442 --> 00:11:05,169 And she's always talking. 169 00:11:05,242 --> 00:11:08,333 But, I figure it's worth it if I can nail her. 170 00:11:09,375 --> 00:11:11,307 Huh. 171 00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:14,170 Yeah, you should probably think about that, man. 172 00:11:14,242 --> 00:11:16,606 You know, I mean, Jackie's kind of young. 173 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:20,472 - She only had, like, one boyfriend, so- - Hey, that's not a big surprise. 174 00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:22,565 You know, she's a bitch. 175 00:11:24,641 --> 00:11:26,630 Oh, no. 176 00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:32,807 - Steven, what happened? - What? 177 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:38,467 Nothing. Just somebody-And then the guy said "bitch," and there's nothing. 178 00:11:40,641 --> 00:11:43,472 Oh, my God. He called me a bitch? 179 00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:45,803 And you hit him. And that's what happened, isn't it? 180 00:11:46,941 --> 00:11:48,873 No. 181 00:11:49,941 --> 00:11:54,600 Liar. I am the bitch, and you love me. 182 00:12:02,575 --> 00:12:04,870 Stop staring at me. 183 00:12:05,941 --> 00:12:09,499 Quit it. I'm not this guy. 184 00:12:11,409 --> 00:12:14,239 Oh, God. 185 00:12:24,607 --> 00:12:27,801 Oh, Steven, I saw what happened. Is your girlfriend okay? 186 00:12:31,607 --> 00:12:33,596 My girlfriend? 187 00:12:33,674 --> 00:12:38,629 Yeah, the-the bossy, little, mean one you're always hanging around with. 188 00:12:38,707 --> 00:12:41,696 - Oh, uh, Jackie. - She's not my girlfriend. 189 00:12:41,774 --> 00:12:44,172 Are you sure? 190 00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:46,366 Yes, I'm sure. 191 00:12:46,442 --> 00:12:51,374 I don't like her. She's... shallow and rich and mean and bossy. 192 00:12:51,442 --> 00:12:56,170 - She's everything that I hate. - But, Steven, you hate everything. 193 00:12:56,241 --> 00:13:00,832 - What's that supposed to mean? - Well, it means that maybe you like her... 194 00:13:00,908 --> 00:13:03,897 'cause I kind of think you do. 195 00:13:03,974 --> 00:13:07,407 No. How could I like her? 196 00:13:07,475 --> 00:13:09,997 Because I don't like her. Because I can't like her. 197 00:13:10,075 --> 00:13:13,098 Mrs. Forman, if I like her, shoot me. 198 00:13:13,175 --> 00:13:15,107 Pow! 199 00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:29,900 Jackie, get your car. We're going on a freakin' date. 200 00:13:36,908 --> 00:13:41,466 Oh, my God. It's a Veteran's Day miracle. 201 00:13:48,774 --> 00:13:50,706 Red, white and blue cheeseburgers. 202 00:13:50,774 --> 00:13:52,933 Eric, you're a genius. 203 00:13:53,008 --> 00:13:55,735 Voilà. 204 00:13:55,808 --> 00:13:57,740 Sparkler dogs. 205 00:13:57,808 --> 00:13:59,967 God bless America. 206 00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:03,803 - Freshly squeezed. - That's fresh. 207 00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:07,372 Ah, beer in the bottle. 208 00:14:07,442 --> 00:14:09,907 That's class. 209 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:14,304 - The keg is tapped. - Bend over and kiss it good-bye, Bob. 210 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:18,205 Here comes the big one. 211 00:14:19,741 --> 00:14:21,900 A keg? 212 00:14:21,974 --> 00:14:23,906 Oh, great. 213 00:14:23,974 --> 00:14:26,133 Red's gone nuclear. 214 00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:28,867 - This barbecue is over. 215 00:14:28,941 --> 00:14:32,271 Dad, that's it? You're just gonna give up? 216 00:14:32,341 --> 00:14:34,738 We had sparkler dogs. We could win this thing. 217 00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:37,968 No. Donna, thanks. But it's over. 218 00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:43,201 I just wanted one big blowout. One last hurrah, you know? 219 00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:46,298 Oh, why didn't I rent the one-man band? 220 00:15:00,674 --> 00:15:02,606 This is the best date ever. 221 00:15:04,874 --> 00:15:07,806 Jackie, we haven't talked in 30 minutes. 222 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:12,636 That's okay. Steven, you don't have to say anything. 223 00:15:12,707 --> 00:15:14,798 I understand you. 224 00:15:14,874 --> 00:15:17,931 - Oh, you do, do you? - Sure. 225 00:15:18,008 --> 00:15:20,667 Okay, so you're probably sitting there thinking... 226 00:15:20,741 --> 00:15:23,003 "I'm on this date with this girl... 227 00:15:23,075 --> 00:15:26,269 "who really, really likes me. 228 00:15:26,341 --> 00:15:29,330 And she's so beautiful." 229 00:15:29,407 --> 00:15:31,737 - Jackie. - Hush. 230 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:36,638 And you're wondering... 231 00:15:36,707 --> 00:15:39,037 "How can I open up to her... 232 00:15:39,108 --> 00:15:43,131 "when everyone I have ever loved have abandoned me? 233 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,799 Am I even worthy of love?" 234 00:15:47,808 --> 00:15:52,207 Well, you are, Steven. You are. 235 00:16:00,108 --> 00:16:02,267 It's okay, Steven. It's okay. Know what? Let it out. 236 00:16:02,341 --> 00:16:04,273 - Let it all out. - Okay. 237 00:16:04,341 --> 00:16:06,273 It's okay. 238 00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:14,768 - Let's go home. - Oh, come on. I'm kidding. 239 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:18,773 No, this is all right. We can hang out here for a while, okay? 240 00:16:19,941 --> 00:16:22,668 God. 241 00:16:22,741 --> 00:16:25,037 Here, have some of my pop. 242 00:16:25,108 --> 00:16:27,199 Sure. 243 00:16:37,041 --> 00:16:39,632 Okay. 244 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:44,867 - Well, we've gone through three batches of ambrosia salad. - Three batches! 245 00:16:44,941 --> 00:16:48,771 Not since D-day has there been such a complete and glorious victory. 246 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,239 Oh, hi, Donna. 247 00:16:51,307 --> 00:16:53,240 Well, I hope you're all happy. 248 00:16:53,307 --> 00:16:56,240 'Cause you ruined my dad's barbecue. 249 00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:59,069 All he wanted was one more good day before everybody found out... 250 00:16:59,141 --> 00:17:01,868 that his store was closing, and he's going bankrupt. 251 00:17:01,941 --> 00:17:04,805 - Wait. What? - Yeah. Bargain Bob's is closing this week... 252 00:17:04,874 --> 00:17:07,669 so congratulations. 253 00:17:07,741 --> 00:17:10,639 Oh, my God. I feel so bad. 254 00:17:10,707 --> 00:17:15,106 Well, you should. You ruined his barbecue. 255 00:17:16,541 --> 00:17:18,939 Why would you do that? 256 00:17:19,008 --> 00:17:22,462 What? Me? You were- 257 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:26,030 Eric, for God's sakes, the man is almost a veteran. 258 00:17:29,141 --> 00:17:31,936 Okay, fine. You know what? Fine. It's all my fault. 259 00:17:32,008 --> 00:17:35,565 But, Dad, you, you gotta make everyone here go next door. 260 00:17:35,641 --> 00:17:37,937 Eric, you're right. We have got to go over there. 261 00:17:38,008 --> 00:17:40,530 They are our neighbors. They are our best friends. 262 00:17:40,607 --> 00:17:43,971 Yeah, I suppose. 263 00:17:45,507 --> 00:17:48,632 All right, freeloaders. Let's move it on over to Bob's. 264 00:17:48,707 --> 00:17:52,639 - Eric, grab that keg. - Okay, I'm on it. 265 00:18:07,075 --> 00:18:09,973 Hey, what's everybody doing here? 266 00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:12,632 Congratulations, Bob, you really out-barbecued me. 267 00:18:12,707 --> 00:18:15,071 I gotta say. You're one hell of a guy. 268 00:18:17,307 --> 00:18:21,399 Oh, Bob. We just love you so much. 269 00:18:21,474 --> 00:18:25,566 - Midge, you told. 270 00:18:27,908 --> 00:18:32,203 Look, Bob. I just want you to know that... 271 00:18:32,274 --> 00:18:35,672 you've been a real good neighbor and a real good friend. 272 00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:38,037 And if you ever need it, I'm here for you. 273 00:18:38,108 --> 00:18:40,801 Thanks, Red. 274 00:18:40,874 --> 00:18:42,806 Oh, but, uh... 275 00:18:42,874 --> 00:18:45,362 I can't help you if you cry, Bob. 276 00:18:46,974 --> 00:18:50,406 - Don't cry. - These are tears of joy, Red. 277 00:18:50,474 --> 00:18:52,838 Yeah, that's bad too, Bob. 278 00:18:56,108 --> 00:18:58,471 Move! 279 00:18:58,541 --> 00:19:00,473 Come on. 280 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:05,302 - Hey. - Oh, hey. What's up? Hi. 281 00:19:09,307 --> 00:19:11,273 Look, I'm sorry. 282 00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:13,704 Everyone came by, and I know you did that... 283 00:19:13,774 --> 00:19:16,104 so... thanks. 284 00:19:16,174 --> 00:19:18,504 No, Donna. I'm sorry. 285 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,132 Look, you know that I wouldn't have acted like such a jerk... 286 00:19:21,207 --> 00:19:24,640 if I knew something so terrible was happening to your dad. 287 00:19:24,707 --> 00:19:28,037 No, I know. I know. It's okay. 288 00:19:28,108 --> 00:19:30,903 - My folks didn't want me to say anything, so. - Yeah. 289 00:19:30,974 --> 00:19:33,735 No, I mean. Yeah. 290 00:19:33,808 --> 00:19:35,740 Yeah. 291 00:19:37,974 --> 00:19:39,906 Are you okay? 292 00:19:39,974 --> 00:19:42,997 Yeah, and no. 293 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:46,439 I don't know. 294 00:19:58,974 --> 00:20:01,633 So... 295 00:20:01,707 --> 00:20:03,866 our first date's almost over. 296 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,338 Yeah. 297 00:20:06,407 --> 00:20:09,134 What'd you think? 298 00:20:11,641 --> 00:20:14,869 It was no worse than bowling. 299 00:20:14,941 --> 00:20:17,805 L- I don't hate bowling. 300 00:20:35,874 --> 00:20:38,533 - Huh. 301 00:20:40,374 --> 00:20:42,840 Okay. I didn't feel anything. 302 00:20:44,074 --> 00:20:48,564 - Nothing? - No, I mean, the kiss was hot, but- 303 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,433 Well, did you feel something? 304 00:20:53,507 --> 00:20:57,462 Uh, no. 305 00:20:58,974 --> 00:21:02,031 Well, no. 306 00:21:07,841 --> 00:21:11,238 So I guess that's it then. 307 00:21:11,307 --> 00:21:13,899 Turns out you were right about us all along. 308 00:21:13,974 --> 00:21:15,906 Yeah. 309 00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:19,898 So what happens now? 310 00:21:23,641 --> 00:21:26,334 I'm not opposed to doing it. 311 00:21:26,407 --> 00:21:28,339 Take me home, you pig. 312 00:21:29,674 --> 00:21:31,902 Yes, dear. 313 00:21:38,074 --> 00:21:40,007 Fez. 314 00:21:41,674 --> 00:21:44,367 I don't feel so good. 315 00:21:44,441 --> 00:21:46,373 Me neither. 316 00:21:46,441 --> 00:21:48,634 You see a horse? 317 00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:52,365 - Yes, I do. - Is it pink? 318 00:21:53,407 --> 00:21:55,737 Uh-huh. 319 00:21:58,207 --> 00:22:03,572 This was the best barbecue ever.