1 00:00:02,699 --> 00:00:06,290 All right, Hyde! Your dad's apartment is the perfect place for a party. 2 00:00:06,365 --> 00:00:08,957 - It's already trashed. 3 00:00:09,033 --> 00:00:13,556 Hey, even if half the people we invited show up, this party's gonna rock. 4 00:00:13,632 --> 00:00:15,825 - Did you find the cups? - Nope. Even better. 5 00:00:15,899 --> 00:00:18,831 A plastic tube and a funnel. 6 00:00:18,899 --> 00:00:22,161 All this and a dirty funnel? 7 00:00:22,232 --> 00:00:24,698 Merry Christmas to me. 8 00:00:24,766 --> 00:00:26,891 Yeah, we don't even have to worry about germs... 9 00:00:26,966 --> 00:00:29,261 because even though our spit backs up in the tube... 10 00:00:29,332 --> 00:00:31,423 the alcohol kills 'em. 11 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:34,398 - We're leaving. - So leaving. 12 00:00:34,465 --> 00:00:36,363 - Wait. You're leaving? - Yeah, see... 13 00:00:36,432 --> 00:00:38,990 when I was a little girl, I made a promise to myself. 14 00:00:39,066 --> 00:00:41,395 "Self," I said, "if you're ever about to suck beer... 15 00:00:41,465 --> 00:00:44,260 out of a funnel that might give you mono, don't." 16 00:00:44,332 --> 00:00:47,492 So bye-bye. 17 00:00:47,566 --> 00:00:51,293 All right. Kelso, I'm gonna nix the funnel on account of I think it repels women. 18 00:00:51,365 --> 00:00:57,320 Hey, any woman who doesn't appreciate a nice funnel isn't much of a woman. 19 00:00:58,532 --> 00:01:00,691 - Hey, guys. - Oh, hey. 20 00:01:00,766 --> 00:01:03,960 - What's with the keg? - Throwin' a little party. 21 00:01:04,033 --> 00:01:07,157 You know, 'tis the season to get sloppy. 22 00:01:07,232 --> 00:01:09,698 - Well, uh- - You're cool with this, right? 23 00:01:09,766 --> 00:01:13,062 Sure. Yeah. Cool dad. That's me. 24 00:01:13,132 --> 00:01:16,189 - Totally cool dad. 25 00:01:16,265 --> 00:01:19,254 Hey, listen. Have a merry, uh, keg party. 26 00:01:19,332 --> 00:01:22,389 - Mr. Hyde, you're the best. 27 00:01:22,465 --> 00:01:24,397 Yeah, you're the best. 28 00:01:24,465 --> 00:01:28,761 Will you be my daddy? I'm not kidding. 29 00:01:31,199 --> 00:01:33,893 Seriously. 30 00:01:33,966 --> 00:01:36,295 - Oh, hey, Fez, can you grab this for me? - Sure. 31 00:01:50,165 --> 00:01:52,461 You know, Kelso, four times is not funny. 32 00:01:54,465 --> 00:01:57,761 Um, yes, it is. 33 00:01:57,832 --> 00:02:00,764 - Guess who? 34 00:02:00,832 --> 00:02:03,855 - Eric, it's your mom! 35 00:02:03,933 --> 00:02:06,956 - Oh, I'm not- 36 00:02:10,365 --> 00:02:12,627 Oh, you're caroling. 37 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:15,597 That is so... odd. 38 00:02:16,666 --> 00:02:20,393 Well, um, happy holidays. 39 00:02:20,465 --> 00:02:22,863 Look what I brought. Mistletoe! 40 00:02:22,933 --> 00:02:25,057 - Uh-oh. 41 00:02:25,132 --> 00:02:27,325 Uh-uh. 42 00:02:27,399 --> 00:02:29,331 Uh-oh! 43 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:31,194 Uh-oh! 44 00:02:35,766 --> 00:02:39,425 Now, Steven, I brought some beautiful Christmas ornaments... 45 00:02:39,499 --> 00:02:43,761 to hang on your... antenna. 46 00:02:43,832 --> 00:02:46,059 Ah, Mrs. Forman, you're not checking up on me, are you? 47 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:50,622 No, no, no. I'm just spreading a little holiday cheer. 48 00:02:50,699 --> 00:02:52,688 Dusty. 49 00:02:52,766 --> 00:02:57,027 Oh. Oh, and this blanket, it needs a nice Christmas washing. 50 00:02:57,098 --> 00:03:02,258 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! That's Bud's Christmas stool. 51 00:03:02,332 --> 00:03:06,594 Very sentimental. If anybody touches it, he just goes nuts, so- 52 00:03:06,666 --> 00:03:12,565 Huh. Well, um, I don't quite believe you, but okay. 53 00:03:12,632 --> 00:03:14,928 Okay. 54 00:03:14,999 --> 00:03:20,693 So, um, Bud left you boys here unsupervised? 55 00:03:20,766 --> 00:03:23,197 Oh, salami in the couch. 56 00:03:24,732 --> 00:03:27,892 Now, that's... sanitary. 57 00:03:31,065 --> 00:03:36,430 Okay! Okay, then, um, why don't you boys hang up those angels? 58 00:03:36,499 --> 00:03:38,897 And, um, Eric, come in here... 59 00:03:38,966 --> 00:03:44,125 and help me with the traditional holiday floor wax. 60 00:03:44,199 --> 00:03:49,222 Mom, seriously, we're okay. You can go, really. 61 00:04:00,899 --> 00:04:04,797 Oh, good. Fez is making ice. 62 00:04:08,933 --> 00:04:11,524 Hangin'out 63 00:04:12,866 --> 00:04:15,354 Down the street 64 00:04:16,599 --> 00:04:19,190 The same old thing 65 00:04:20,432 --> 00:04:22,625 We did last week 66 00:04:23,632 --> 00:04:27,428 Not a thing to do 67 00:04:27,499 --> 00:04:30,829 But talk to you 68 00:04:30,899 --> 00:04:33,262 We're all all right 69 00:04:33,332 --> 00:04:35,321 We're all all right 70 00:04:35,399 --> 00:04:38,854 Hello, Wisconsin.! 71 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:46,024 Ooh. Listen to this. 72 00:04:46,098 --> 00:04:48,030 "Corner Him Under the Mistletoe: 73 00:04:48,098 --> 00:04:50,326 Eight Ways to Trick a Guy Into a Relationship." 74 00:04:50,399 --> 00:04:52,627 I love the holidays. 75 00:04:52,699 --> 00:04:57,495 Yeah, hanging your stocking, putting cookies out for Santa, setting a man trap. 76 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:00,727 Mmm, Christmas. 77 00:05:02,532 --> 00:05:06,089 You know, this'll be the first year I celebrate Christmas without a boyfriend. 78 00:05:06,165 --> 00:05:08,290 And Jesus wept. 79 00:05:10,299 --> 00:05:12,231 So here's my new plan for the year: 80 00:05:12,299 --> 00:05:16,993 Buy some really cute tops, fly to Hollywood and marry Lee Majors. 81 00:05:17,065 --> 00:05:19,327 Make fun of that. I dare you. 82 00:05:19,399 --> 00:05:21,921 Jackie, there are so many ways to make fun of that... 83 00:05:21,998 --> 00:05:24,157 I don't even know where to start. 84 00:05:24,232 --> 00:05:26,164 It's like choosing your favorite jelly bean. 85 00:05:26,232 --> 00:05:30,562 Donna, be nice to me. I'm lonely. 86 00:05:30,632 --> 00:05:33,689 I mean, okay, if there were mistletoe over me right now... 87 00:05:33,766 --> 00:05:35,755 who would kiss me? 88 00:05:35,832 --> 00:05:38,161 No one. That's who. 89 00:05:38,232 --> 00:05:40,925 Being alone isn't that bad. 90 00:05:40,998 --> 00:05:43,089 It's a great opportunity to get to know yourself... 91 00:05:43,165 --> 00:05:45,097 and be comfortable with who you are. 92 00:05:45,165 --> 00:05:47,097 Donna, I already love myself. 93 00:05:47,165 --> 00:05:49,324 I just wanna French someone. 94 00:05:54,898 --> 00:05:56,887 I miss my funnel. 95 00:05:58,865 --> 00:06:02,298 - Eric, drink. 96 00:06:02,365 --> 00:06:04,297 Okay. 97 00:06:04,365 --> 00:06:07,559 If I was Tattoo, and I lived on Fantasy Island... 98 00:06:07,632 --> 00:06:10,097 my fantasy would be to not be a midget. 99 00:06:10,165 --> 00:06:12,154 Am I right? 100 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:15,393 - Hmm. 101 00:06:15,465 --> 00:06:18,488 Eenie, meenie, miney, Forman. 102 00:06:20,232 --> 00:06:23,857 You know, Hyde, at first I thought your dad was a real dirtbag... 103 00:06:23,932 --> 00:06:25,864 but I've come to realize that there's a fine line... 104 00:06:25,932 --> 00:06:29,797 between dirtbag and Father of the Year! 105 00:06:32,132 --> 00:06:34,121 - Damn! 106 00:06:36,965 --> 00:06:39,727 Fellas, I have to be honest. 107 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:43,788 I've never played quarters before, so I probably stink. 108 00:06:43,865 --> 00:06:47,263 - Oh, happy day! Eric. 109 00:06:48,632 --> 00:06:50,961 Man, this is the worst game in the world. 110 00:06:51,032 --> 00:06:53,827 - I'm so thirsty. 111 00:06:53,898 --> 00:06:56,763 Damn it! Eric, drink! 112 00:06:58,299 --> 00:07:02,254 I mean, he lives on Fantasy Island, man... 113 00:07:02,332 --> 00:07:04,321 and he's a midget! 114 00:07:04,399 --> 00:07:06,388 It's so obvious. 115 00:07:09,699 --> 00:07:14,131 Hmm. Mmmm, Forman. 116 00:07:15,666 --> 00:07:17,655 Does anyone else feel kind of woozy? 117 00:07:19,299 --> 00:07:22,595 - Oh, what the hell, man? 118 00:07:24,798 --> 00:07:28,855 If I make this shot, I promise I will not pick you, Eric. 119 00:07:31,332 --> 00:07:33,321 I pick you, Eric. 120 00:07:34,399 --> 00:07:36,388 It's fun to lie. 121 00:07:39,132 --> 00:07:41,598 Donna, that's Fireman Rob and Fireman Dean. 122 00:07:41,666 --> 00:07:45,564 - They're firemen! - Jackie, they're, like, 40. 123 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:48,427 Whatever. They're firemen! 124 00:07:48,499 --> 00:07:50,760 Two hot firemen in a bar. 125 00:07:50,831 --> 00:07:54,820 This is just like that play I wrote. Okay, give me five minutes. 126 00:07:54,898 --> 00:07:56,830 I'll pick the one I want, and you can have the other. 127 00:07:56,898 --> 00:08:00,023 Hello! I'm dating someone. Eric. 128 00:08:00,098 --> 00:08:02,360 Donna, Dean can bench-press a keg. 129 00:08:02,432 --> 00:08:07,330 - Eric can't even bench-press a cup. - He can too. 130 00:08:10,798 --> 00:08:13,764 Rob, Dean, this is Donna. 131 00:08:21,399 --> 00:08:24,490 - So, what do you girls do? 132 00:08:24,566 --> 00:08:28,430 That's funny you should ask. We, uh, go to high school! 133 00:08:30,831 --> 00:08:34,923 - Any outside interests? - Uh-huh. High school guys! 134 00:08:46,365 --> 00:08:49,024 Kelso, it's fine. I'm not that drunk. 135 00:08:50,432 --> 00:08:52,795 I just- 136 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:56,491 I just can't walk... or see. 137 00:08:57,932 --> 00:09:01,558 Man, that was- That was a great party! 138 00:09:01,632 --> 00:09:04,756 You know-You know who doesn't like parties? Red. 139 00:09:08,599 --> 00:09:10,588 "I'm Red! 140 00:09:14,332 --> 00:09:17,764 I don't like parties... 141 00:09:17,831 --> 00:09:21,264 'cause I'm a big, bald, party pooper!" 142 00:09:29,232 --> 00:09:32,198 Uh-oh. 143 00:09:35,898 --> 00:09:38,456 Uh-oh. 144 00:09:39,798 --> 00:09:42,230 Son of a bitch! 145 00:09:45,499 --> 00:09:48,260 Eric, when did you eat spaghetti? 146 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:02,827 I knew something was going on at Bud's. 147 00:10:02,898 --> 00:10:07,956 When I went over there, the only thing in the fridge- olives. 148 00:10:09,731 --> 00:10:12,891 And poor Fez had ice in his pants. 149 00:10:14,631 --> 00:10:16,961 My head hurts. 150 00:10:17,031 --> 00:10:20,656 That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity. 151 00:10:25,764 --> 00:10:29,787 I mean, what kind of parent leaves a bunch of teenagers alone with a keg? 152 00:10:29,864 --> 00:10:32,228 A fun one? 153 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:36,730 Hey, Jim Beam, can it. 154 00:10:36,798 --> 00:10:38,821 Red, you need to have a talk with Bud. 155 00:10:38,898 --> 00:10:41,456 No. 156 00:10:41,532 --> 00:10:43,521 Eric's home now. 157 00:10:43,597 --> 00:10:49,394 And what goes on between Bud and Steven is between Bud and Steven. 158 00:10:49,465 --> 00:10:51,488 He's just not a good dad. 159 00:10:51,564 --> 00:10:53,962 Well, you know what? I agree. 160 00:10:54,031 --> 00:10:56,895 So, I think we should get in the car... 161 00:10:56,964 --> 00:11:00,919 pick up Steven and move him back in with us and feed him... 162 00:11:02,165 --> 00:11:05,359 and- and clothe him... 163 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,364 and love him. 164 00:11:07,432 --> 00:11:09,421 No. 165 00:11:11,831 --> 00:11:15,991 I'm not loving anybody that I'm not legally required to. 166 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,996 Fine. I'll call Bud. 167 00:11:25,064 --> 00:11:26,996 And, Eric, I'll deal with you later. 168 00:11:27,064 --> 00:11:29,053 Thank you. 169 00:11:34,498 --> 00:11:36,986 Mommy, I don't feel so good. 170 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:40,258 If you're gonna get sick again, why don't you throw up under the tree... 171 00:11:40,331 --> 00:11:43,092 because Christmas is ruined! 172 00:11:47,931 --> 00:11:50,159 Oh, no. 173 00:11:54,664 --> 00:11:57,562 So, tell me more about the big ladder thingy. 174 00:11:57,631 --> 00:12:00,825 Oh, the cherry picker? Funny story. True story. 175 00:12:04,031 --> 00:12:07,588 Okay, Jackie, this is a nightmare, and we're leaving. 176 00:12:08,764 --> 00:12:12,491 Okay. Look, Donna, you have a boyfriend, I don't. 177 00:12:12,564 --> 00:12:15,053 And maybe I don't want to sit home alone every night. 178 00:12:15,131 --> 00:12:19,359 And if somebody doesn't tell me I'm cute in the next five minutes, I'm gonna scream! 179 00:12:21,464 --> 00:12:24,124 Hi. Sorry. My friend was being a wet blanket. 180 00:12:24,198 --> 00:12:27,358 Well, maybe I should talk to her. 181 00:12:27,432 --> 00:12:29,693 I mean, a wet blanket's a fireman's best friend. 182 00:12:33,531 --> 00:12:36,520 Boy, something about you is so familiar. 183 00:12:36,597 --> 00:12:38,529 I get that all the time. 184 00:12:38,597 --> 00:12:40,529 See from the right, I look like Gidget... 185 00:12:40,597 --> 00:12:42,722 and from the left, I look like Elizabeth Taylor. 186 00:12:42,798 --> 00:12:45,958 - Neat, huh? - Nah. It's- 187 00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:47,997 Oh, it's your laugh! 188 00:12:48,064 --> 00:12:52,053 You know, I used to date a girl with the same laugh, but, uh, it was 20 years ago. 189 00:12:52,131 --> 00:12:55,029 She dumped me and married some rich lawyer. 190 00:12:55,098 --> 00:12:57,529 Burk- Burkhart! That was it. 191 00:12:57,597 --> 00:13:02,495 Oh, my God, that's my name! And my dad's a rich lawyer! 192 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,553 Oh, my God! 193 00:13:08,064 --> 00:13:10,757 So, Jackie, was this in the play you wrote? 194 00:13:21,798 --> 00:13:23,889 Kitty, why are you smoking? 195 00:13:26,397 --> 00:13:28,522 It's my Yuletide cigarette. 196 00:13:30,998 --> 00:13:36,396 To celebrate all the children who spend black Christmases with bad parents. 197 00:13:37,397 --> 00:13:39,227 Kitty, put that out. 198 00:13:41,731 --> 00:13:44,595 - Back off, Grinch. 199 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:53,220 Hey, Red. Hey, Kitty. 200 00:13:53,298 --> 00:13:55,593 Bad parent. 201 00:13:56,764 --> 00:13:59,696 - Is she all right? - Hmm? Oh, yeah. 202 00:13:59,764 --> 00:14:02,356 Uh, sit down, Bud. 203 00:14:02,431 --> 00:14:04,556 Kitty, sweetheart... 204 00:14:05,731 --> 00:14:07,788 why don't you leave us alone for a minute? 205 00:14:08,964 --> 00:14:11,486 A boy can't live on olives. 206 00:14:16,031 --> 00:14:18,020 Bud- 207 00:14:19,998 --> 00:14:22,555 Eric just came back from your place falling-down drunk. 208 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,856 He threw up on my shoes. 209 00:14:27,265 --> 00:14:30,856 Now, what were you thinking, leaving kids alone with a keg? 210 00:14:30,931 --> 00:14:36,023 Look, Red, I've never really been a dad before. 211 00:14:36,098 --> 00:14:40,325 L-I'm just trying to- I don't know- 212 00:14:40,397 --> 00:14:42,329 take it easy, be his friend. 213 00:14:42,397 --> 00:14:45,228 Why would you be friends with a 17-year-old? 214 00:14:46,364 --> 00:14:48,853 They're idiots. 215 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:54,591 Bud, being a teenager is like being in combat. 216 00:14:54,664 --> 00:14:56,926 One minute you're crawling around half blind- 217 00:14:56,998 --> 00:14:59,623 the next, you're looking for your own foot. 218 00:15:00,798 --> 00:15:05,231 - Follow me? - Not really. 219 00:15:05,297 --> 00:15:09,196 I was a conscientious... Canadian. 220 00:15:10,531 --> 00:15:14,554 Well, if you weren't chicken and you did fight... 221 00:15:14,631 --> 00:15:16,722 who would you want as your lieutenant, me or you? 222 00:15:16,798 --> 00:15:21,231 Well, you, 'cause you're mean and scary. 223 00:15:22,764 --> 00:15:24,821 That's right. 224 00:15:24,898 --> 00:15:27,625 Steven doesn't need another friend, Bud. 225 00:15:27,697 --> 00:15:29,925 Steven needs somebody to ride his ass. 226 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:33,959 He may not like it. He may not thank you for it. 227 00:15:34,031 --> 00:15:39,588 He may... do impressions of you behind your back. 228 00:15:45,098 --> 00:15:48,257 He thinks he's so damn funny. 229 00:15:50,597 --> 00:15:55,291 But the point is, he'll know right from wrong because you did your job. 230 00:15:55,364 --> 00:15:57,126 Huh. 231 00:16:00,798 --> 00:16:05,787 Bread, ham, bananas, milk. Because there are four food groups, Bud! Four! 232 00:16:17,165 --> 00:16:19,221 I am so grossed out. 233 00:16:19,297 --> 00:16:24,252 I need a Calgon bath, a facial, some Tater Tots and someJean Naté. 234 00:16:25,731 --> 00:16:29,219 - This night was the worst. - I know. 235 00:16:29,297 --> 00:16:32,059 I mean, I am not gonna find love in a bar. 236 00:16:32,131 --> 00:16:35,927 All I'm gonna find there are guys who used to French my mom. 237 00:16:37,798 --> 00:16:40,162 Just this morning, I was playing with My Pretty Ponies. 238 00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:42,219 Look what you've done to me! Look! 239 00:16:42,297 --> 00:16:47,457 Me? I'm not the one who hooked up with the volunteer fire department. 240 00:16:48,531 --> 00:16:50,759 I am never gonna meet anybody... 241 00:16:50,831 --> 00:16:54,263 and I'm never, ever gonna feel better, ever. 242 00:16:58,165 --> 00:17:02,256 Jackie, when you're sad, you look exactly like Mary Tyler Moore. 243 00:17:05,798 --> 00:17:09,128 Oh, my God! Donna, I do. 244 00:17:09,197 --> 00:17:11,493 I am gonna make it after all! 245 00:17:13,998 --> 00:17:15,987 Damn! 246 00:17:21,798 --> 00:17:23,821 Okay, everybody, here we go. 247 00:17:23,898 --> 00:17:27,523 Now, if I catch on fire, you promise to put me out? 248 00:17:27,597 --> 00:17:30,120 Well, I'm sure someone will. Right, guys? 249 00:17:33,464 --> 00:17:35,453 Okay, great. 250 00:17:36,531 --> 00:17:38,554 Steven, I gotta tal- 251 00:17:38,631 --> 00:17:41,620 - What the hell are you doing? - It is complicated. 252 00:17:41,697 --> 00:17:45,151 All right. That's it. Party's over. Everybody out. 253 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,196 What the hell are you doing, Bud? 254 00:17:47,264 --> 00:17:50,026 Steven, this place is a madhouse. 255 00:17:50,098 --> 00:17:53,325 There are kids all over the place, and this guy could've burst into flames. 256 00:17:55,330 --> 00:17:57,319 We'll never know now, will we, Bud? 257 00:18:01,464 --> 00:18:05,794 Look, Eric went home so drunk, he threw up all over Red's shoes. 258 00:18:09,064 --> 00:18:11,393 - That's good stuff. - No, it's not good stuff. 259 00:18:11,464 --> 00:18:13,396 And you know what else? It's forbidden. 260 00:18:13,464 --> 00:18:15,487 So, what, are you trying to play father now? 261 00:18:15,564 --> 00:18:17,962 I'm not playing. I am your father. 262 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,997 You wanna stay here, you're gonna do what I tell you. 263 00:18:20,064 --> 00:18:22,529 - Oh, really? - Yeah, really! 264 00:18:22,597 --> 00:18:28,053 I'll be damned if you're gonna end up looking for your own foot on my watch! 265 00:18:31,464 --> 00:18:35,920 Now, clean up all this crap, take the trash out and eat a banana, dumb-ass! 266 00:18:47,464 --> 00:18:51,590 Now he's all strict. I gotta do my homework... 267 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,562 and he keeps talking about nutrition. 268 00:18:56,697 --> 00:19:00,754 So, I guess what I'm hearing from all this is... 269 00:19:01,864 --> 00:19:03,796 Hyde loves his daddy! 270 00:19:05,364 --> 00:19:08,489 - Shut up, Forman. I do not. - Yes, you do! 271 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,553 Yes, you do! 272 00:19:10,631 --> 00:19:13,563 - And Daddy loves his little Hyde! 273 00:19:13,631 --> 00:19:17,825 And that's why he yells at him and tucks him into bed... 274 00:19:17,898 --> 00:19:20,295 and puts on his little footsie pajamas... 275 00:19:20,364 --> 00:19:22,660 and reads him bedtime stories! 276 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,720 Hey, thanks, Steven. I'll take over from here. 277 00:19:32,864 --> 00:19:35,091 - Now, about last night- - You know what, Dad? 278 00:19:35,164 --> 00:19:37,596 Uh, before you get started, I know what you're gonna say. 279 00:19:37,664 --> 00:19:41,494 Oh, really? What do you know? 280 00:19:41,564 --> 00:19:47,463 Um, that I was irresponsible and stupid. 281 00:19:47,531 --> 00:19:53,088 And I have it on good authority that I... may have called you something. 282 00:19:56,197 --> 00:20:01,391 Like, um, "big, bald party pooper?" 283 00:20:04,597 --> 00:20:06,529 For instance. 284 00:20:06,597 --> 00:20:10,723 But the point is, Dad, I'm really ashamed and sorry... 285 00:20:11,931 --> 00:20:14,123 and afraid. 286 00:20:14,197 --> 00:20:17,595 Hmm. 287 00:20:17,664 --> 00:20:20,528 Okay. 288 00:20:20,597 --> 00:20:22,586 Well, that covers it. 289 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:26,662 Okay. Good talk. 290 00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:32,826 That's it? 291 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,830 I get off scot-free? 292 00:20:34,898 --> 00:20:36,887 I mean, I learned a valuable lesson? 293 00:20:43,230 --> 00:20:45,957 Look, Son, you're grown up now. 294 00:20:46,030 --> 00:20:48,019 You know what you did wrong. 295 00:20:48,097 --> 00:20:53,052 And I am too tired to keep thinking up new and exciting ways to punish you. 296 00:20:54,397 --> 00:20:57,852 So- Merry Christmas. 297 00:20:57,931 --> 00:21:01,055 Are you kidding me? 298 00:21:01,130 --> 00:21:04,187 I don't get in trouble, and you're giving me a Christmas present? 299 00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:08,525 Oh, boy, this is the best Christmas ever! 300 00:21:08,597 --> 00:21:11,222 Actually, you know, this really smells. 301 00:21:11,297 --> 00:21:13,729 Yeah, those are my shoes from last night. 302 00:21:19,197 --> 00:21:22,095 Clean 'em, buff'em and shine 'em. 303 00:21:23,497 --> 00:21:25,759 Ho, ho, ho. 304 00:21:28,264 --> 00:21:30,253 Dumb-ass! 305 00:21:40,963 --> 00:21:42,952 Damn. 306 00:21:44,697 --> 00:21:46,629 Damn it! 307 00:21:49,397 --> 00:21:51,386 Oh, come on!