1 00:00:04,329 --> 00:00:07,261 Well- 2 00:00:07,329 --> 00:00:09,761 Okay. Now that we're all in the van... 3 00:00:09,829 --> 00:00:11,886 and you guys can't change your mind... 4 00:00:11,963 --> 00:00:14,485 I just want you to know that we're not exactly... 5 00:00:14,562 --> 00:00:18,289 on the way to my uncle's fabulous cabin in the woods. 6 00:00:18,362 --> 00:00:20,385 It's really more of an ice shack. 7 00:00:20,462 --> 00:00:22,394 Did you say ice shack? 8 00:00:22,462 --> 00:00:24,792 Hmm? Yeah. 9 00:00:24,862 --> 00:00:26,919 Oh, and, uh, the hot tub- 10 00:00:26,996 --> 00:00:28,928 It's really more of a garbage can. 11 00:00:30,362 --> 00:00:33,090 Oh, but it's also the bathroom, so- 12 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:37,186 - Kelso, turn this van around! - No, Donna, wait. 13 00:00:37,262 --> 00:00:39,194 Is there beer? 14 00:00:39,262 --> 00:00:42,717 Tons. Hey, and we don't even need a refrigerator... 15 00:00:42,796 --> 00:00:45,694 'cause it's so freakin' cold. 16 00:00:46,896 --> 00:00:48,828 - Paradise. - Yeah. 17 00:00:48,896 --> 00:00:51,691 Oh, and, uh, before we pick upJackie... 18 00:00:51,762 --> 00:00:54,227 I just want to make sure everybody knows what this trip is about. 19 00:00:54,295 --> 00:00:56,057 The fabulous hot-tub toilet? 20 00:00:57,596 --> 00:01:00,357 No. Eric, tell her about my master plan. 21 00:01:00,429 --> 00:01:04,828 Oh. Yeah. See, Kelso, when you start a sentence with the words "master plan," 22 00:01:04,896 --> 00:01:08,158 I just kind of know it's gonna be stupid, so I just naturally tune out. 23 00:01:10,162 --> 00:01:14,185 Okay, well, my master plan is- 24 00:01:14,262 --> 00:01:17,695 Eric! Pay attention! 25 00:01:18,762 --> 00:01:20,694 This is about a romantic double date. 26 00:01:20,762 --> 00:01:22,694 It's you and Donna and me and Jackie. 27 00:01:22,762 --> 00:01:27,127 Kelso, you do know you're not actually dating Jackie, right? 28 00:01:27,195 --> 00:01:29,423 That's why it's a secret double date. 29 00:01:29,495 --> 00:01:32,552 See, I told Jackie that the whole gang was coming... 30 00:01:32,629 --> 00:01:35,459 but then, I didn't invite Hyde, especially not Fez. 31 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:37,461 He's all overJackie. 32 00:01:37,529 --> 00:01:40,495 Look. I'm not doing this. Turn this van around! 33 00:01:40,562 --> 00:01:42,494 No! I need you guys. 34 00:01:42,562 --> 00:01:44,960 See, if you're there- You guys are, like, the perfect couple. 35 00:01:45,029 --> 00:01:46,961 And-And if you're there... 36 00:01:47,029 --> 00:01:49,995 then, I can just copy all the sissy, loser things that Eric does for you. 37 00:01:51,996 --> 00:01:54,019 I really do enjoy your sissy, loser things. 38 00:01:54,096 --> 00:01:57,550 Yeah, like when I had first dibs on that seat, but I took the hump. 39 00:01:57,629 --> 00:02:00,459 It's a small price to pay to keep my lady happy. 40 00:02:01,529 --> 00:02:03,995 Exactly. I want to be that dork. 41 00:02:04,063 --> 00:02:05,551 Hmm. 42 00:02:07,596 --> 00:02:11,085 - Kelso, why are you speeding up? - I gotta beat this light. 43 00:02:11,162 --> 00:02:13,993 - Why? - I just- I gotta! 44 00:02:17,195 --> 00:02:19,093 - Damn it! 45 00:02:24,929 --> 00:02:27,417 What are you doing? 46 00:02:27,495 --> 00:02:29,723 I've been chasing you for six blocks. 47 00:02:30,996 --> 00:02:33,427 I'm sorry, buddy. I didn't see you. 48 00:02:33,495 --> 00:02:37,621 Yeah, nice try. I know all about your master plan. 49 00:02:37,696 --> 00:02:39,662 Now, drive, you sneaky son of a bitch. 50 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:45,125 Hangin'out 51 00:02:46,796 --> 00:02:48,785 Down the street 52 00:02:50,529 --> 00:02:52,518 The same old thing 53 00:02:54,362 --> 00:02:56,351 We did last week 54 00:02:57,562 --> 00:03:01,358 Not a thing to do 55 00:03:01,429 --> 00:03:04,759 But talk to you 56 00:03:04,829 --> 00:03:07,192 We're all all right 57 00:03:07,262 --> 00:03:09,251 We're all all right 58 00:03:09,329 --> 00:03:11,727 Hello, Wisconsin.! 59 00:03:22,295 --> 00:03:24,261 You brought me to an outhouse? 60 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:28,227 Actually, Jackie- That's the outhouse. 61 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:30,921 No! No, it's an ice shack, for fishing. 62 00:03:30,996 --> 00:03:33,325 L-This is gonna be a blast. 63 00:03:33,395 --> 00:03:36,361 I me- It is so beautiful out here. 64 00:03:36,429 --> 00:03:39,862 Plus, I brought lotion. 65 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:47,520 Ooh, it's kinda cold. 66 00:03:47,596 --> 00:03:51,653 Here, take my jacket. 67 00:03:51,729 --> 00:03:53,718 I love you. 68 00:03:53,796 --> 00:03:58,023 God, we are such the... perfect couple. 69 00:03:59,028 --> 00:04:00,654 I'm cold too. 70 00:04:00,729 --> 00:04:03,593 Well, damn, Jackie. I can't control the weather! 71 00:04:05,796 --> 00:04:09,523 Here, Jackie, take my coat. 72 00:04:09,596 --> 00:04:12,187 Ohh, thanks, Fez. 73 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,785 So, sweetie, what do you want to do? 74 00:04:17,862 --> 00:04:20,726 - Whatever you want to do, honey. - I want to go inside. 75 00:04:20,796 --> 00:04:23,626 - That's what I want to do too. - Oh, my God! Let's go. 76 00:04:25,229 --> 00:04:28,821 Hey, what the hell was that jacket business, man? 77 00:04:28,896 --> 00:04:31,054 Uh, you're making me look bad. 78 00:04:31,128 --> 00:04:34,026 Look, Kelso, you are my good, good friend... 79 00:04:34,095 --> 00:04:36,186 but I will stop at nothing to win Jackie... 80 00:04:36,262 --> 00:04:38,285 and if you're in my way, I will destroy you. 81 00:04:41,295 --> 00:04:43,386 This is nice, you coming home for lunch. 82 00:04:43,462 --> 00:04:45,894 Yeah. 83 00:04:52,329 --> 00:04:54,693 Good afternoon, sunshine. 84 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:57,193 So, what have you got Planned for today? 85 00:04:57,262 --> 00:05:02,889 Same as every day. Lie on the couch, do my nails, avoid talking to you. 86 00:05:04,062 --> 00:05:05,994 It's not going that well, so far. 87 00:05:10,329 --> 00:05:14,193 Red, that girl does nothing but party all night and sleep all day. 88 00:05:14,262 --> 00:05:16,694 She's gonna end up like Aunt Martha. 89 00:05:17,696 --> 00:05:20,218 Remember the beer gut on her? 90 00:05:20,295 --> 00:05:23,591 She's not gonna end up like Fat Martha. 91 00:05:24,962 --> 00:05:28,985 Poor woman got so large she couldn't play putt-putt. 92 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:31,119 Geez, don't remind me. 93 00:05:31,195 --> 00:05:34,650 That par two was the longest three hours of my life. 94 00:05:34,729 --> 00:05:38,559 Red, your daughter is drifting. So what are you gonna do? 95 00:05:38,629 --> 00:05:40,890 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 96 00:05:40,962 --> 00:05:43,690 I'm gonna start eating my lunch at the office. 97 00:05:49,362 --> 00:05:52,055 Leo, man, glad you're here. I've been really busy. 98 00:05:52,128 --> 00:05:57,890 Oh, yeah? I guess my "buy one, get one free" flyer is really bringing in the business. 99 00:05:57,962 --> 00:06:00,554 That's 'cause you forgot the "buy one" part. 100 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:05,294 Oh, no. 101 00:06:05,362 --> 00:06:07,294 Well, good thing we're closing early, man... 102 00:06:07,362 --> 00:06:09,521 'cause I need you to give me a ride over to my Cousin Larry's. 103 00:06:09,596 --> 00:06:12,959 - I don't have a car, man. - You can drive mine, man. 104 00:06:14,729 --> 00:06:18,752 - I can't drive since my license got suspended. - Why? What'd you do? 105 00:06:18,829 --> 00:06:21,953 Well, I dropped it in some soda, you know? 106 00:06:22,028 --> 00:06:24,586 And it just hung there, suspended. 107 00:06:26,162 --> 00:06:28,685 And then when I was looking at it, I ran a red light. 108 00:06:39,562 --> 00:06:42,153 Boy, ice fishing's fun. 109 00:06:42,229 --> 00:06:46,286 I like this place, out here in the middle of a frozen lake. 110 00:06:46,362 --> 00:06:49,885 It's cozy, don't you think, Jackie? 111 00:06:52,762 --> 00:06:55,626 If by "cozy," you mean "small and smelly," then, yes! 112 00:06:57,696 --> 00:07:00,127 Good one, Jackie. 113 00:07:00,195 --> 00:07:02,024 That's funny. 114 00:07:02,095 --> 00:07:04,890 Well, she needs a sense of humor with an unfaithful ex-boyfriend... 115 00:07:04,962 --> 00:07:07,394 who brings her to a dump like this. 116 00:07:07,462 --> 00:07:10,087 Ow. 117 00:07:10,162 --> 00:07:13,219 - Nice. - Thank you. 118 00:07:13,295 --> 00:07:15,886 I mean, Eric would never take Donna to a place like this. 119 00:07:15,962 --> 00:07:17,894 Fez, it wouldn't matter where we were. 120 00:07:17,962 --> 00:07:20,053 - Just being together makes it fun. - Aw. 121 00:07:20,128 --> 00:07:22,287 But I would never bring you to a place like this... 122 00:07:22,362 --> 00:07:25,919 because I know that you don't like such small, smelly places. 123 00:07:25,995 --> 00:07:28,325 You know me so well. 124 00:07:28,395 --> 00:07:30,327 Eskimo kiss. 125 00:07:36,696 --> 00:07:39,719 Too bad Kelso doesn't know anything aboutJackie. 126 00:07:39,795 --> 00:07:43,728 Whoa. That is not true. I know everything about her. 127 00:07:43,795 --> 00:07:47,489 In fact, I'll bet I know more aboutJackie than Eric knows about Donna. 128 00:07:47,562 --> 00:07:49,857 Whoa, Kelso. Walk before you run, baby. 129 00:07:52,828 --> 00:07:55,158 You think you know me, Michael? Then prove it. 130 00:07:55,229 --> 00:07:57,661 Oh, I have an idea. 131 00:07:57,729 --> 00:08:00,593 Let's play The Newlywed Game. 132 00:08:00,662 --> 00:08:03,355 Eric and Donna versus Kelso and Jackie. 133 00:08:03,429 --> 00:08:07,191 And I will be the impartial judge who gets Jackie in the end. 134 00:08:09,195 --> 00:08:10,922 What? 135 00:08:10,995 --> 00:08:13,859 I mean, uh, good- good luck to everyone. 136 00:08:28,962 --> 00:08:30,985 Hey, Leo, what's in the bag, man? 137 00:08:31,062 --> 00:08:33,926 How can I put this? 138 00:08:35,262 --> 00:08:38,285 Let's just say in this bag are illegal drugs. 139 00:08:40,529 --> 00:08:43,222 What? Come on, man. You know I'm on probation! 140 00:08:43,295 --> 00:08:47,886 Nah, it's cool, man. All you have to do is just not get pulled over. 141 00:08:53,329 --> 00:08:55,659 What did I just tell you, man? 142 00:08:58,596 --> 00:09:03,085 Gentlemen, our ladies have already written down the answers to their questions. 143 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:06,693 First up, Eric. 144 00:09:06,761 --> 00:09:10,592 Eric, what is Donna's favorite Pizza toPPing? 145 00:09:11,828 --> 00:09:13,760 Pepperoni. 146 00:09:13,828 --> 00:09:15,760 - Donna? - Pepperoni! 147 00:09:18,195 --> 00:09:21,957 - We're such the perfect couple! - I know! 148 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:24,358 Now, Kelso- 149 00:09:24,429 --> 00:09:26,418 Mushrooms! 150 00:09:26,495 --> 00:09:30,018 No, no, no, no, no. That is not your question. 151 00:09:30,095 --> 00:09:32,618 - And minus two for interrupting the host. - Oh. 152 00:09:32,695 --> 00:09:34,820 - Minus two. - Okay, sorry. 153 00:09:34,895 --> 00:09:37,861 It's okay. Minus two. 154 00:09:39,861 --> 00:09:44,884 Now, Kelso, last summer you "accidently"... 155 00:09:44,962 --> 00:09:47,928 bounced Jackie off a trampoline. 156 00:09:47,995 --> 00:09:50,859 When she woke up in the hospital, what were her first words? 157 00:09:50,928 --> 00:09:55,224 Oh, uh, you- "Michael, you idiot." 158 00:09:59,462 --> 00:10:01,087 Michael, you remembered! 159 00:10:01,162 --> 00:10:04,094 Wow, he remembered. 160 00:10:05,728 --> 00:10:09,717 Okay, Eric, according to Donna what is Donna's last name? 161 00:10:11,628 --> 00:10:13,322 Pinciotti. 162 00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:15,384 - Oh, my God! 163 00:10:16,628 --> 00:10:18,561 Yes! 164 00:10:18,628 --> 00:10:20,753 Correct. 165 00:10:22,628 --> 00:10:25,117 Now, Kelso... 166 00:10:25,195 --> 00:10:29,025 Jackie has distant relatives in the Cook Islands. 167 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:32,891 In the early 1900s, what species of turtle did they save from extinction? 168 00:10:35,329 --> 00:10:37,794 Take your time. 169 00:10:38,795 --> 00:10:40,727 Ladderback. 170 00:10:45,295 --> 00:10:47,988 Michael, you're amazing! 171 00:10:49,195 --> 00:10:50,854 Oh. 172 00:10:50,928 --> 00:10:54,520 No, no, no, no. No hugging! 173 00:10:54,595 --> 00:10:56,323 I'm sorry, all right? I forgot. 174 00:10:56,395 --> 00:10:59,827 That's right, and let's try to remember that, little lady. 175 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:05,427 Well, the score is horribly close. 176 00:11:05,495 --> 00:11:07,790 I'm very impressed, Michael. 177 00:11:07,861 --> 00:11:11,725 Yeah, well, I guess you just remember things about those you care about. 178 00:11:11,795 --> 00:11:14,784 Oh, please. I'm gonna puke. 179 00:11:16,495 --> 00:11:20,518 Let's get this nightmare over with. 180 00:11:20,595 --> 00:11:22,528 Okay, Donna... 181 00:11:22,595 --> 00:11:25,584 if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? 182 00:11:25,661 --> 00:11:29,219 Um, well, there's stuff I'd change... 183 00:11:29,295 --> 00:11:31,318 but I know Eric, and he'd say "Nothing." 184 00:11:31,395 --> 00:11:35,293 No, but, wait. But that's not the question. 185 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,987 Wh-Why? What'd you answer? 186 00:11:38,062 --> 00:11:40,892 It doesn't matter what I answered, because you answered wrong and I don't- 187 00:11:40,962 --> 00:11:42,894 I don't- I don't want to play anymore. 188 00:11:46,095 --> 00:11:48,856 "Huge Wile E. Coyote feet"? 189 00:11:50,728 --> 00:11:53,286 What the hell does that mean? 190 00:11:53,362 --> 00:11:56,123 It means you have enormous feet. Jackie- 191 00:11:58,262 --> 00:12:00,319 Whoa, whoa, Fez. 192 00:12:00,395 --> 00:12:02,327 Eric, you think I have enormous feet? 193 00:12:02,395 --> 00:12:04,622 No. No, no. You think that. 194 00:12:04,695 --> 00:12:08,253 Last week, you said you hated your "huge Wile E. Coyote feet." 195 00:12:08,329 --> 00:12:11,852 - Eric, I only said that so you'd say they're not big. - And they're not big. 196 00:12:11,928 --> 00:12:15,486 I'm sorry, but, dude, that's a lie. 197 00:12:17,628 --> 00:12:19,992 Oh, my God, I don't believe this. 198 00:12:20,062 --> 00:12:22,358 No, Donna, no, you're looking at this all wrong. 199 00:12:22,429 --> 00:12:27,191 Big feet make you, like, really stable. You know? 200 00:12:29,229 --> 00:12:31,751 Really hard to... knock over. 201 00:12:31,828 --> 00:12:33,794 Get bent. 202 00:12:33,861 --> 00:12:36,259 See? I have small feet. 203 00:12:36,329 --> 00:12:39,954 That's where- Donna? Are you going somewhere, honey? 204 00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:47,419 Okay, this is it. 205 00:12:48,928 --> 00:12:52,485 For all the marbles. 206 00:12:52,561 --> 00:12:54,493 Jackie. What was your answer? 207 00:12:54,561 --> 00:12:56,652 Um, hmm... 208 00:12:56,728 --> 00:12:59,922 well if I had to change one thing about me... 209 00:12:59,995 --> 00:13:03,757 it would have to be that... 210 00:13:03,828 --> 00:13:06,192 I'm too cute and all other girls are jealous. 211 00:13:06,262 --> 00:13:07,818 Kelso? 212 00:13:27,262 --> 00:13:30,285 Oh, my God, Michael! That's amazing! 213 00:13:30,362 --> 00:13:33,021 Oh! L- Oh, my God, I almost- 214 00:13:33,095 --> 00:13:35,458 Oh, my God. I gotta go talk to Donna. 215 00:13:41,795 --> 00:13:45,387 Who would know that you would win a battle of wits? 216 00:13:45,461 --> 00:13:48,053 Yeah. 217 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:51,060 Turns out that the key to winning Jackie's heart... 218 00:13:51,128 --> 00:13:53,094 was in the last place I thought to look... 219 00:13:53,162 --> 00:13:55,219 my own brain. 220 00:14:03,694 --> 00:14:08,093 Donna, I think I'm actually feeling something for Michael, you know? 221 00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:12,921 Donna, would you please stop looking at your feet and listen to me? 222 00:14:12,994 --> 00:14:18,824 A boyfriend is supposed to tell you the things you don't like about yourself are fine. 223 00:14:18,894 --> 00:14:22,417 Like last week, I told Eric his pecs were getting bigger. 224 00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:24,426 But I mean, come on. 225 00:14:24,494 --> 00:14:28,517 If you lie him on his back, you could fill up his chest with water. 226 00:14:29,894 --> 00:14:32,416 Maybe I'm just lonely. 227 00:14:32,494 --> 00:14:35,460 Or I need a sign from, like, God. 228 00:14:35,527 --> 00:14:37,459 Or, I don't know. 229 00:14:37,527 --> 00:14:39,652 Maybe I just need someone to tell me if I'm crazy. 230 00:14:39,727 --> 00:14:42,420 Jackie, you're crazy. 231 00:14:43,527 --> 00:14:45,516 Not you, Bigfoot. 232 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,417 Hi, honey. How was- 233 00:14:51,494 --> 00:14:54,551 Oh, not over yet. 234 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,752 No, it's not, Red. 235 00:14:56,827 --> 00:14:58,759 Go make Laurie do something with her life. 236 00:15:02,561 --> 00:15:05,891 I mean it. Now! 237 00:15:05,961 --> 00:15:09,052 Oh. You know, when a guy comes home from work... 238 00:15:09,128 --> 00:15:12,457 he just wants to sit down and have a nice quiet beer. 239 00:15:12,527 --> 00:15:15,584 Well, she drank your beer because she doesn't have a future. 240 00:15:18,195 --> 00:15:21,161 Fine, Kitty. I'm going! 241 00:15:21,228 --> 00:15:24,023 Okay, honey. First of all... 242 00:15:24,094 --> 00:15:27,821 always save one beer for Daddy. 243 00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:30,726 Okay. 244 00:15:30,794 --> 00:15:33,419 Second of all... 245 00:15:33,494 --> 00:15:37,052 we feel that you need to get some direction in your life. 246 00:15:38,195 --> 00:15:40,558 And by "we," I mean your mother. 247 00:15:41,594 --> 00:15:44,321 See, honey. I'm not really worried. 248 00:15:44,394 --> 00:15:47,225 'Cause I know you're gonna find a nice guy and get married. 249 00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:49,022 - Exactly. - Right. 250 00:15:49,094 --> 00:15:54,754 Someone who can take care of you, who's rich, who's... not Kelso. 251 00:15:56,527 --> 00:15:59,357 And I think this is a plan that might just work out for you. 252 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,225 Okay. 253 00:16:03,294 --> 00:16:06,988 But, Daddy, I mean, if I wanted to have a career of my own, I could, right? 254 00:16:08,494 --> 00:16:11,324 Well, sure. 255 00:16:11,394 --> 00:16:15,588 I just don't want you to set yourself up for- 256 00:16:16,827 --> 00:16:18,759 Like what happened at the college- 257 00:16:20,061 --> 00:16:25,584 l-if you set the bar too high, the fall might be- 258 00:16:27,394 --> 00:16:32,656 You see, you're just... so pretty. 259 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,818 Here's five dollars. 260 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:45,193 Good evening, gentlemen. 261 00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:48,249 Is there a problem, "ossifer?" 262 00:16:53,561 --> 00:16:55,652 Did you just say "ossifer?" 263 00:16:55,727 --> 00:16:58,750 Uh, no sir, I'm sorry. 264 00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:01,055 I distinctly heard him say officer, sir. 265 00:17:01,128 --> 00:17:02,957 Uh-huh. 266 00:17:03,028 --> 00:17:06,323 I pulled you over because your left brake light is out. 267 00:17:06,394 --> 00:17:09,054 I'm gonna have to write you up a warning. 268 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:12,560 Close one, man. 269 00:17:12,627 --> 00:17:15,752 I thought for sure he was gonna ask what's in the bag. 270 00:17:16,761 --> 00:17:19,125 I'm still right here. 271 00:17:20,194 --> 00:17:21,785 Uh-oh. 272 00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:36,786 - Dog food? - We were framed! 273 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:44,284 I mean- Of course it's dog food. 274 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,918 What'd you think it was? Illegal drugs? 275 00:17:49,294 --> 00:17:51,988 All right, weirdos. 276 00:17:52,061 --> 00:17:53,993 Drive safe. 277 00:18:00,928 --> 00:18:03,621 Dog food? 278 00:18:03,694 --> 00:18:07,820 Yeah. I mean- Oh, wait, man. 279 00:18:07,894 --> 00:18:12,258 If the dog food's in this bag, then where's- 280 00:18:12,327 --> 00:18:15,521 Oh, wow. I gotta check on my dog, man! 281 00:18:22,794 --> 00:18:25,282 - Jackie, l- - Don't speak, Michael. 282 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,656 I am very close to letting myself experience... 283 00:18:27,727 --> 00:18:29,784 strong feelings of not hating you. 284 00:18:29,861 --> 00:18:31,793 I just need a sign. 285 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,020 I brought the lotion. 286 00:18:36,794 --> 00:18:39,726 No, okay. I want you to guess a number between one and ten. 287 00:18:39,794 --> 00:18:41,316 - Seven. - Guess again. 288 00:18:41,394 --> 00:18:43,656 - Three. - Close enough. Let's go. 289 00:18:43,727 --> 00:18:47,454 Jackie, if you go out that door with him... 290 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,254 whatever we might have had between us is over forever. 291 00:18:57,028 --> 00:19:00,482 Look! The reason I haven't done anything with my life... 292 00:19:00,561 --> 00:19:02,584 is because I didn't know what I wanted to do. 293 00:19:02,661 --> 00:19:05,559 Well, the post office has a dental plan that's supposed- 294 00:19:05,627 --> 00:19:07,752 Shh! 295 00:19:09,127 --> 00:19:14,253 But, Daddy, you forced me to sit down and think about it... 296 00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:17,350 and now, I have found my passion! 297 00:19:17,427 --> 00:19:19,359 Hair! 298 00:19:23,694 --> 00:19:26,387 The musical? 299 00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:29,824 No! Hair! 300 00:19:29,894 --> 00:19:31,826 I'm going to beauty school! 301 00:19:31,894 --> 00:19:35,223 This isn't something you do through the mail, is it? 302 00:19:36,494 --> 00:19:39,153 No! It's a real school. 303 00:19:39,227 --> 00:19:44,558 - Oh, well, yea! - Congratulations, sweetheart. 304 00:19:47,827 --> 00:19:49,952 - So, Kitty, what do you think? - Eh. 305 00:19:50,028 --> 00:19:51,994 Yeah. 306 00:19:56,561 --> 00:20:01,858 Well, looks likeJackie and Kelso are back together. 307 00:20:01,928 --> 00:20:06,860 I won and Fez lost I won and Fez lost 308 00:20:11,861 --> 00:20:14,986 - You guys, what happened? - I don't know. The van just started shakin'. 309 00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:17,026 Uh, guys. 310 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:32,653 Quick! Everyone give me your belts. Together we can pull it out. 311 00:20:33,994 --> 00:20:37,790 - Come on! 312 00:20:39,127 --> 00:20:41,059 Gi- 313 00:20:43,294 --> 00:20:46,658 Michael, this is it! This is the sign I was looking for! 314 00:20:46,727 --> 00:20:48,693 God doesn't want us to be together! 315 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,383 Who cares? I'm losing my van! 316 00:20:54,727 --> 00:20:56,659 See? That was always the problem with us, Michael. 317 00:20:56,727 --> 00:20:58,659 It was always about you. 318 00:20:58,727 --> 00:21:01,557 - Jackie, are you losing your van? - No! 319 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:04,354 Then shut up! 320 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:11,622 Wow, watching Kelso's van sink makes the size of my feet seem unimportant. 321 00:21:11,694 --> 00:21:15,649 See, Donna? Size doesn't matter. 322 00:21:15,727 --> 00:21:19,124 - Oh, you don't have to tell me. - That's-Yeah. That's- 323 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,319 There's my sweet girl. 324 00:21:21,394 --> 00:21:24,451 Fez, I'm cold. 325 00:21:25,694 --> 00:21:27,683 Frankly my dear... 326 00:21:27,761 --> 00:21:30,226 I don't give a rat's ass. 327 00:21:40,460 --> 00:21:44,392 Dr. Zhivago, I'm home.! 328 00:21:44,460 --> 00:21:46,392 I brought your food.!