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- Where's the tunes, Forman?
- Hang on, you guys. Just one more wire here.

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I learned how to speak English
faster than this.

3
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Fez, it's not real English
when you speak it with a foreign accent.

4
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Geez.

5
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Aren't these the coolest?

6
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I can't hear you.

7
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I know. They're the
greatest speakers ever.

8
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Eric!

9
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Oh. Hey, Dad. Sorry.

10
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Didn't see you there.

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Well, I guess that's 'cause you were too busy
making an ass of yourself.

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Uh, actually I was trying out
my new speakers. What do you think?

13
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New speakers? What was wrong
with the old ones? Those were genuine G.M. Parts.

14
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Uh-

15
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These are louder.

16
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Well, just keep your
monkey music turned down.

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Go grab your smock.
We gotta go to work.

18
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Hey, Red. Is that you?

19
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Oh, cripes.

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Hiya, neighbor.

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Can't hear ya, Bob.
I'm testin' out Eric's new speakers.

22
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Not bad.

23
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Hangin'out

24
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Down the street

25
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The same old thing

26
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We did last week

27
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Not a thing to do

28
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But talk to you

29
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We're all all right

30
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We're all all right

31
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Hello, Wisconsin.!

32
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Boy, quite a day
at Price Mart, Kitty.

33
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First, the price of lightbulbs
dropped two cents...

34
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then Eric was made
employee of the month...

35
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and to top it off, they added Cheez-Its
to the vending machine.

36
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Are you serious?

37
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Yep. Tiny little squares...

38
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with the cheese flavor
baked right in 'em.

39
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Am I really the Mart
employee of the month?

40
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- You sure are.
- Yea!

41
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And they even decided
to throw in a extra 25 cents an hour.

42
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Oh, yes.

43
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I gotta admit, Eric.
I had my doubts, but, uh-

44
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Hell, you've hardly
embarrassed me.

45
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Thanks, Dad.

46
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Oh, this is great.
Whoo. Price Mart rocks.

47
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Oh, Laurie,
tell everyone your good news.

48
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I just finished my first
two weeks of cosmetology school.

49
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And she didn't flunk out.

50
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Isn't that great?

51
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That is great, honey. Nice job.

52
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Thanks, Daddy.

53
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Yeah, but the next exam's
gonna kill me.

54
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We're not allowed to practice
on dummies anymore.

55
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And I have to style
a real person's hair.

56
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Oh, honey, you'll do fine.
We're all here to support you.

57
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Great. So, you don't mind
being my model?

58
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Me?

59
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Oh, honey, no, no.
L- I go to the beauty parlor.

60
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Okay, well-
Well, maybe Eric can helP out.

61
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Oh, sure. Laurie, first of all,
always run with scissors.

62
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Boy, I never get tired
of your sarcasm.

63
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- Really?

64
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Sorry.

65
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Red, would you like
to be a hair model?

66
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Kitty, I would like
to have hair, period.

67
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But I don't, so... no.

68
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Oh, forget it. I don't even know why
I picked this stupid career.

69
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Maybe it's...
because you're stupid?

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Laurie, no.
You quit everything.

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You are not quitting
cosmetology school.

72
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Well, what am I supposed to do?

73
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I will be your model.

74
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But you just remember:

75
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Men have their cars.
Women have their hair.

76
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It's like a car. It's valuable.

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So, not only are they gonna hang
my picture in the front of the store...

78
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but I also get to represent our entire district
in the national Price Mart Olympics.

79
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That's nice.

80
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Do you think I would choke to death
if I swallowed my straw?

81
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No, it's got a breathing hole.

82
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- Fez, no!
- Fez, no!

83
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Oh, my God. There she is.

84
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- Who's that?
- The new girl, Caroline.

85
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She transferred here
from Sacred Heart.

86
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Or heaven. I'm not sure which.

87
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We have gym together.
She barely sweats.

88
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Someday, I will make her my bride.

89
00:06:06,123 --> 00:06:08,489
Yep, no one likes a sweaty bride.

90
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- Yeah, I hear you.
- So true.

91
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- Hey. Why don't you go talk to her, man?

92
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You're the most beautiful
woman I have ever seen.

93
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Thank you.
Your cocoa-brown skin makes me hot.

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I know.

95
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I am irresistible.
Would you like to dance?

96
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Hey. Why don't you go
talk to her, man?

97
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Oh, I don't know, Hyde.
I can't.

98
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I don't understand this.

99
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Usually I am-
I am suave. I am silky.

100
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But this girl makes me-

101
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I have to go to the bathroom.

102
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Anyway, getting back
to Price Mart-

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- Shut up!
- Yeah.

104
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Oh, my God. You guys are
never gonna believe this.

105
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- Wait, no. Me first.
- Okay, go.

106
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Okay. I, Eric Forman...

107
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your boyfriend...

108
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am Price Mart's newest
employee of the month.

109
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Eric, that's great. Are you done?

110
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Well, yeah. Top that, cupcake.

111
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Okay. I just won two tickets
to the Led Zeppelin concert.

112
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I was caller number seven, and I won,
and we're goin' to Zeppelin on Tuesday night.

113
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All right!

114
00:08:03,206 --> 00:08:07,074
She said two tickets, not four,
ya moron. We're not goin'.

115
00:08:07,144 --> 00:08:09,635
Oh, my God, no.
Did you say Tuesday night?

116
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L- I can't go Tuesday night.
It's inventory night. It's mandatory.

117
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Skip it, Eric. You love Zeppelin.

118
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Call in sick. Tell them your grandma died.
Burn down the store.

119
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- You're right. You know what? I'm going.

120
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I can't go.

121
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- Then who am I gonna take?
- No, Donna-

122
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- You shut your filthy mouth!
- Donna, seriously-

123
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- I'm practically his brother.
- I've been his friend way longer!

124
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Hey, you know what? I am going.

125
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Ah, crap.

126
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- Still friends?
- Till death.

127
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I can't go.

128
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- I'm in! Shut up!
- Get killed!

129
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Uh- Eric, are you sure
you can't come?

130
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Yeah, I can't. You know.
Everyone has to work. No exceptions.

131
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Plus, Red and I?
We're both kinda supervising.

132
00:09:01,264 --> 00:09:04,427
- Mmm.
- Corporate America claims another victim.

133
00:09:05,869 --> 00:09:07,803
Eric, it's okay.

134
00:09:07,871 --> 00:09:10,863
I knew you weren't gonna go.
You're a really responsible guy.

135
00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:13,535
I love and hate that about you.

136
00:09:16,313 --> 00:09:20,545
Well, since, uh-
Since Mr. Smock here is being all logical...

137
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I guess I'll have to take
one of you losers.

138
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- Take a loser where?
- Zeppelin.

139
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Zeppelin? Oh, my God.
That's a band, right?

140
00:09:32,796 --> 00:09:35,287
Donna.

141
00:09:35,365 --> 00:09:40,234
In the ninth grade, I did an oral report
on "Stairway to Heaven," and I got a B-plus.

142
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You gotta take me.

143
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Donna, in the ninth grade,
I wasn't a dork...

144
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and I didn't write a report
on "Stairway to Heaven."

145
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And you gotta take me.

146
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God! She doesn't wanna take either one of you,
'cause she's taking me. Donna, M-E, me!

147
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Okay, you know what?
I'm going.

148
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I can't.

149
00:10:09,599 --> 00:10:14,059
- You hate it, don't you?
- No, no. It's interesting.

150
00:10:15,605 --> 00:10:18,904
I mean, just-
Just look at all this body.

151
00:10:24,414 --> 00:10:28,748
I must- I bet I'm- I'm like-
I'm four inches taller.

152
00:10:29,886 --> 00:10:33,378
I never should've gotten into this.

153
00:10:33,457 --> 00:10:35,550
I'm not good at anything.

154
00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:38,059
No, no, no.

155
00:10:39,129 --> 00:10:43,065
- I like it, Laurie.
- Really?

156
00:10:44,234 --> 00:10:47,965
Thanks, Mom.
Now all you need is a cut.

157
00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:52,737
No, no. No, no. No. Length-
Length is good. Length is good.

158
00:10:53,744 --> 00:10:55,678
Drop 'em.

159
00:10:58,148 --> 00:11:00,082
Oh, hey, did you see this?

160
00:11:00,150 --> 00:11:02,175
They gave me
a Price Mart key chain.

161
00:11:02,252 --> 00:11:04,550
It's got a knife and everything.

162
00:11:04,621 --> 00:11:08,216
Yeah, I keep it in my pocket.
Some of the other guys get jealous.

163
00:11:09,926 --> 00:11:12,918
Look, Eric, I know you're very excited
about your raise and everything...

164
00:11:12,996 --> 00:11:15,487
but I don't want you
to get too caught up in this.

165
00:11:15,565 --> 00:11:17,499
Don't worry, Dad.

166
00:11:17,567 --> 00:11:22,834
I'm not about to alienate my fellow employees
with my award-winning work ethic.

167
00:11:22,906 --> 00:11:26,433
I read the signs in the break room.
There's no "l" in teamwork.

168
00:11:28,044 --> 00:11:30,740
Here's your check, sir,
and thank you for eating at Smiley's.

169
00:11:31,948 --> 00:11:33,540
Ha, ha, ha. Very funny.

170
00:11:33,617 --> 00:11:35,983
You know what, Dad?
I got this.

171
00:11:37,053 --> 00:11:38,987
Take your hand off the check.

172
00:11:44,227 --> 00:11:46,161
I'll come back.

173
00:11:47,564 --> 00:11:50,795
Jackie, why do you wanna go anyway?
You hate Led Zeppelin.

174
00:11:50,867 --> 00:11:52,960
I never said I hated them, Michael.

175
00:11:53,036 --> 00:11:57,632
For your information,
I think Led is hot.

176
00:12:02,612 --> 00:12:06,309
- Fez, is that her?
- Yes.

177
00:12:06,383 --> 00:12:09,147
I wish I could go talk to her,
but I get so nervous.

178
00:12:09,219 --> 00:12:12,586
Fez, you shouldn't
be nervous. You're awesome.

179
00:12:12,656 --> 00:12:15,318
What girl wouldn't
wanna be with you?

180
00:12:15,392 --> 00:12:20,022
Well, there is Jackie, Laurie...

181
00:12:20,096 --> 00:12:23,065
this girl from gym,
another girl from chemistry...

182
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:26,694
uh, country-western star
Tanya Tucker...

183
00:12:26,770 --> 00:12:28,704
who does not answer her letters.

184
00:12:30,006 --> 00:12:33,134
- Um-
- Okay, stop.

185
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:37,306
Whatever happened
to suave, silky Fez?

186
00:12:38,849 --> 00:12:41,613
You're right. I forgot about him.

187
00:12:43,587 --> 00:12:45,646
He's hot.

188
00:12:45,722 --> 00:12:48,782
Exactly. So- Go get her, Fez.

189
00:12:54,698 --> 00:12:56,996
Caroline? It is Fez. May I sit?

190
00:13:07,777 --> 00:13:10,337
Okay, thank you.

191
00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:16,018
Great idea, Donna.

192
00:13:25,193 --> 00:13:28,594
Well, excuse me for trying
to buy a coworker lunch.

193
00:13:28,663 --> 00:13:30,858
I am not your coworker.

194
00:13:30,932 --> 00:13:35,835
You're a high school kid
with a part-time job. You're temporary.

195
00:13:35,904 --> 00:13:38,600
Uh-oh.

196
00:13:38,673 --> 00:13:42,040
You know what ends fights?
Pudding.

197
00:13:43,044 --> 00:13:44,978
Just give me seven minutes.

198
00:13:46,815 --> 00:13:49,545
Eric, you gotta stop acting
like a big shot.

199
00:13:49,618 --> 00:13:51,711
You're not the king
of the world, you know.

200
00:13:51,786 --> 00:13:56,382
I'm employee of the month.
I don't have to take this.

201
00:13:59,327 --> 00:14:01,454
This is no good, Kitty.

202
00:14:01,529 --> 00:14:05,431
- What are you gonna do, Red? He's growing up.
- No, I mean your hair.

203
00:14:35,864 --> 00:14:37,855
Hey there, Harpo.

204
00:14:43,438 --> 00:14:46,737
Where's your horn?

205
00:14:48,276 --> 00:14:52,645
Bob, are you making fun
of my hair?

206
00:14:57,986 --> 00:14:59,920
No.

207
00:15:02,090 --> 00:15:05,059
- Take me.
- No.

208
00:15:05,126 --> 00:15:07,754
- Take me.
- No.

209
00:15:18,306 --> 00:15:20,240
- Hi.
- Hi.

210
00:15:20,308 --> 00:15:22,833
- You're Donna, right?
- Uh, yeah. Yeah.

211
00:15:22,911 --> 00:15:26,904
- I'm Caroline. I think we have Spanish together.
- Oh, yeah. Hi.

212
00:15:26,981 --> 00:15:29,973
Hola.!

213
00:15:30,051 --> 00:15:34,613
Um, you know that foreign guy
you're always hanging out with?

214
00:15:34,689 --> 00:15:37,886
- Fez?
- Mmm, yeah. Fez.

215
00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:41,224
Um, is- Is he- Does he-

216
00:15:41,296 --> 00:15:43,594
Oh, my God. You like Fez?

217
00:15:43,665 --> 00:15:46,293
- Oh, my God. Come on. I'll introduce you to him.
- Oh, no, no, no.

218
00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:48,767
That's okay. I just... wanted to-

219
00:15:48,837 --> 00:15:52,398
I gotta go... use the baÃ±o.

220
00:15:57,479 --> 00:16:00,004
StuPid, stuPid, stuPid.!

221
00:16:11,059 --> 00:16:13,323
What's goin' on?

222
00:16:13,394 --> 00:16:16,625
Cosmetology is too hard.

223
00:16:17,899 --> 00:16:19,833
I'm quitting.

224
00:16:19,901 --> 00:16:25,840
Laurie, don't you think I wanted
to quit nursing school a hundred times?

225
00:16:25,907 --> 00:16:30,401
The first time I put in
a catheter, it broke off.

226
00:16:33,915 --> 00:16:35,849
But what if I don't get any better?

227
00:16:35,917 --> 00:16:38,886
Well, you will never know
unless you stick with it.

228
00:16:40,488 --> 00:16:45,050
- Oh, what do you care?
- I care because I'm your mother.

229
00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:48,028
So, I care.

230
00:16:49,364 --> 00:16:53,027
Well, we do start
doing nails next week.

231
00:16:53,101 --> 00:16:55,092
That might be fun.

232
00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:59,072
And I happen to know a few patients
down at the hospital...

233
00:16:59,140 --> 00:17:01,540
who would love a manicure.

234
00:17:01,609 --> 00:17:03,770
- Thanks, Mom.
- Uh-huh.

235
00:17:03,845 --> 00:17:09,442
Yep. It's- It's- It's just gonna perk 'em
right up when they come out of their comas.

236
00:17:24,132 --> 00:17:27,727
Hey, Dad. Good news.

237
00:17:27,802 --> 00:17:29,736
Just got another raise.

238
00:17:29,804 --> 00:17:34,173
Well, good for you,
you dumb bastard.

239
00:17:34,242 --> 00:17:38,008
Yeah, I tell ya.
If they keep throwin' money at me like this...

240
00:17:38,079 --> 00:17:40,570
I might be able to get my own
apartment soon.

241
00:17:41,816 --> 00:17:46,048
For God's sakes,
you're 57 years old.

242
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:51,649
- Ah.
- Eric, why didn't you listen to me?

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If you'd gone to college,
you could've really been something.

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Been something?
Whoa.

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00:17:58,132 --> 00:18:03,263
You're talkin' to the interim assistant
weekend manager of housewares here, okay?

246
00:18:03,338 --> 00:18:05,363
Yeah. Show some respect.

247
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:09,171
Well aren't you just
the president ofTurd Town?

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Dad.

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I've been thinkin' about
why you went so crazy and yelled at me...

250
00:18:23,858 --> 00:18:26,622
and I've come
to the conclusion that...

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00:18:26,694 --> 00:18:29,663
you're crazy
and you like to yell at me.

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00:18:29,731 --> 00:18:31,665
There's somethin' you gotta know.

253
00:18:31,733 --> 00:18:36,170
You're-Well-You're an idiot.

254
00:18:36,237 --> 00:18:39,729
Oh, great. A pep talk.

255
00:18:39,807 --> 00:18:42,401
Look, sit down.

256
00:18:42,477 --> 00:18:45,037
When I was your age,
I thought I had it all too.

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00:18:45,113 --> 00:18:47,946
Great job at the plant,
nice steady paycheck-

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Just enough to, you know,
string me along for 30 years or so.

259
00:18:51,219 --> 00:18:55,417
And for what? So they could toss me out
on my ass when things got tough.

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00:18:55,490 --> 00:19:00,018
- Dad, I'm not gonna-
- Look, don't get me wrong.
I admire your work ethic.

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But you deserve better
than Price Mart.

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You're a smart guy.

263
00:19:06,501 --> 00:19:09,470
And I'm, uh- I'm proud of you.

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00:19:09,537 --> 00:19:12,438
Whoa. Really?

265
00:19:13,975 --> 00:19:18,071
- You-You think I'm smart? You're proud of me?
- Oh, geez.

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00:19:18,146 --> 00:19:20,512
What, you gonna
ruin this now by talking?

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00:19:23,051 --> 00:19:25,178
Listen, Dad.

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00:19:25,253 --> 00:19:28,814
If I'm still workin' at Price Mart
when I'm your- older...

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00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,423
please kill me.

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00:19:33,494 --> 00:19:36,019
- You don't have to ask twice, Son.
- Oh, that's-

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00:19:36,097 --> 00:19:39,863
- That's my dad.
- Come on. Let's go make fun of your mom's hair.

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00:19:42,603 --> 00:19:43,831
- Jerk.
- Wench.

273
00:19:43,905 --> 00:19:44,894
- Tool.
- Dill-hole.

274
00:19:44,973 --> 00:19:46,406
- Moron.
- Moron.

275
00:19:46,474 --> 00:19:48,567
I already said moron.

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00:19:49,744 --> 00:19:51,678
Moron.

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00:19:54,349 --> 00:19:57,978
Don't touch. Those are for Donna.

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00:19:58,052 --> 00:20:03,183
- Kelso, Donna doesn't want
a bunch of dirty cookies.
- They're not dirty.

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00:20:09,897 --> 00:20:12,161
They are now.

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00:20:13,334 --> 00:20:16,098
Hyde, you're dead.

281
00:20:19,607 --> 00:20:22,269
Oh, my God.

282
00:20:22,343 --> 00:20:26,302
Donna, where have you been? The concert
starts in an hour. I'm ready to go. Let's go.

283
00:20:26,381 --> 00:20:30,010
The concert?
Oh, right. The concert.

284
00:20:30,084 --> 00:20:33,520
Well, you guys were so busy
fighting over the tickets, I forgot to tell you.

285
00:20:33,588 --> 00:20:35,556
I gave them away.

286
00:20:35,623 --> 00:20:37,523
- What?
- No!
- To who?

287
00:21:38,853 --> 00:21:42,516
See? Your cuticles
look better already.

288
00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:45,821
Proper nail care is one of
the easiest things to overlook.

289
00:21:48,029 --> 00:21:51,328
Uh-huh. Real good.

290
00:21:51,399 --> 00:21:54,732
Oh, gosh, Daddy.
I didn't know you were a bleeder.

291
00:21:55,970 --> 00:21:57,961
I'm not.

292
00:21:59,407 --> 00:22:02,274
Um, could you apply
some pressure to this...

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00:22:02,343 --> 00:22:04,277
while I go get
some paper towels?

