1 00:00:04,219 --> 00:00:06,583 Hey, guys, guess what I got. 2 00:00:06,652 --> 00:00:08,515 V.D.? 3 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,484 No. 4 00:00:12,552 --> 00:00:14,484 A hundred bucks. 5 00:00:14,552 --> 00:00:18,507 So... money to treat your V.D.? 6 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:20,814 No. My grandmother gave me this money. 7 00:00:20,886 --> 00:00:23,977 See, my mom told her that she needed to bleach her whiskers... 8 00:00:24,053 --> 00:00:27,485 and I was like, I go, "What whiskers?" 9 00:00:27,552 --> 00:00:30,985 Which is a total lie, 'cause she's got these honkin' whiskers. 10 00:00:31,053 --> 00:00:36,179 But then it made her so happy she gave me a hundred bucks. 11 00:00:36,252 --> 00:00:39,776 Uh, no offense, Michael, but your mom's not one to talk. I mean-Whoo! 12 00:00:41,986 --> 00:00:44,145 Hey! My mother is a beautiful woman. 13 00:00:44,219 --> 00:00:46,981 - Apologize. - Sorry. 14 00:00:47,053 --> 00:00:49,712 - She's nice. - Sorry. - Whisker face. 15 00:00:49,786 --> 00:00:51,718 All right, thank you. 16 00:00:51,786 --> 00:00:54,479 Now we gotta go celebrate this hundred bucks. 17 00:00:54,552 --> 00:00:56,484 Let's all go out to dinner- 18 00:00:56,552 --> 00:00:58,711 Someplace expensive. Someplace nice. 19 00:00:58,786 --> 00:01:00,752 Let's go to the Vineyard. 20 00:01:00,819 --> 00:01:02,876 My new lady love, Caroline, works there. 21 00:01:02,953 --> 00:01:06,180 Caroline from the concert? Have you guys gone out again? 22 00:01:06,252 --> 00:01:09,275 - No. - So, have you guys hung out at school? 23 00:01:09,352 --> 00:01:12,284 - No. - Talked on the phone? 24 00:01:12,352 --> 00:01:14,284 No. 25 00:01:14,352 --> 00:01:16,682 Have you had any contact with her at all? 26 00:01:16,752 --> 00:01:18,809 No. 27 00:01:18,886 --> 00:01:21,181 - So Caroline's your new lady? - Yes. 28 00:01:21,252 --> 00:01:22,775 - That's great. - Thank you. 29 00:01:30,986 --> 00:01:34,884 There she is. Isn't she lovely? 30 00:01:34,953 --> 00:01:38,510 She reminds me of that song "Isn't She Lovely?" 31 00:01:38,586 --> 00:01:40,518 Here she comes. 32 00:01:40,586 --> 00:01:42,449 Here she comes. Watch me impress her. 33 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:47,611 - Hi, Fez. - Hello, Caroline. 34 00:01:47,686 --> 00:01:51,277 - I just came over to say hi. - Hi. 35 00:01:51,352 --> 00:01:55,148 - Hi! Bye. - Bye. 36 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:01,315 Did you see how I played her? 37 00:02:03,452 --> 00:02:06,010 - Hey, Kelso, thanks for dinner. It was great. - Yeah, it was delicious. 38 00:02:06,086 --> 00:02:09,176 Hey, guys, no need to thank me. I'm happy to do it. 39 00:02:11,686 --> 00:02:13,618 Okay. 40 00:02:13,686 --> 00:02:17,050 Everybody ready? 41 00:02:17,118 --> 00:02:19,641 Uh, don't you have to pay first? 42 00:02:19,719 --> 00:02:22,446 - I'm not paying. - What? 43 00:02:22,519 --> 00:02:25,485 What, did you think I was paying? 44 00:02:25,552 --> 00:02:29,007 - Yes. Kelso, we don't have any money. - You don't need any. 45 00:02:29,085 --> 00:02:33,711 People, we are on a "dine and dash" here. 46 00:02:33,786 --> 00:02:36,718 Oh, yeah. 'Cause the only thing better than eating lobster... 47 00:02:36,786 --> 00:02:39,809 is eating lobster and hauling ass. 48 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:44,010 Let's haul ass. 49 00:02:46,819 --> 00:02:49,148 Hangin'out 50 00:02:50,719 --> 00:02:52,708 Down the street 51 00:02:54,519 --> 00:02:56,508 The same old thing 52 00:02:58,285 --> 00:03:00,274 We did last week 53 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:06,009 Not a thing to do 54 00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:09,483 But talk to you 55 00:03:09,552 --> 00:03:11,279 We're all all right 56 00:03:11,352 --> 00:03:13,215 We're all all right 57 00:03:13,285 --> 00:03:15,683 Hello, Wisconsin.! 58 00:03:24,485 --> 00:03:27,110 Kelso, what the hell are you thinking? 59 00:03:27,185 --> 00:03:29,447 You said you'd take care of it. 60 00:03:29,519 --> 00:03:35,042 And I took care of it- by planning the "dine and dash." 61 00:03:35,118 --> 00:03:37,311 Kelso, we're not doing it. 62 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:41,818 Why not? Guys, we're making memories here. 63 00:03:42,986 --> 00:03:44,918 Kelso, it's wrong. 64 00:03:44,986 --> 00:03:49,247 Wrong? Or hilarious? 65 00:03:49,319 --> 00:03:52,808 Wrong, you dill-hole. 66 00:03:52,886 --> 00:03:54,943 Or hilariously wrong. 67 00:03:55,018 --> 00:03:56,951 I like it. 68 00:03:57,018 --> 00:03:59,484 But then again, I'm from the underbelly of society, so- 69 00:03:59,552 --> 00:04:01,983 Uh, yes, excuse me. 70 00:04:02,052 --> 00:04:05,541 Um, would you please send your finest imported beer to Caroline... 71 00:04:05,619 --> 00:04:08,050 and tell her that when I said "Hi"... 72 00:04:08,118 --> 00:04:12,244 what I meant was, "I'll take you like a stallion." 73 00:04:15,219 --> 00:04:18,117 You got that? Like a stallion? 74 00:04:20,786 --> 00:04:23,547 Fez, stop ordering stuff. 75 00:04:23,619 --> 00:04:26,210 Okay, you need to chill out, little girl. 76 00:04:26,285 --> 00:04:28,217 Didn't you hear Kelso? 77 00:04:28,285 --> 00:04:33,115 The Vineyard is having a dine-and-dash promotion. Everything is free. 78 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:35,378 It's not free, Fez. 79 00:04:35,452 --> 00:04:38,145 "Dine and dash" is when you run out without paying. 80 00:04:43,819 --> 00:04:45,751 So it's stealing? 81 00:04:47,952 --> 00:04:50,612 This isn't going to help me with Caroline, is it? 82 00:04:52,485 --> 00:04:55,144 Excuse me. 83 00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:05,818 Hey! 84 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:22,340 That's from me, you son of a bitch. 85 00:05:27,719 --> 00:05:29,844 Oh, good, honey, you're home. Listen. 86 00:05:29,918 --> 00:05:32,646 The Pinciottis called. They wanted to have card night tonight, so- 87 00:05:32,719 --> 00:05:35,412 No, Kitty, you just call them back, 'cause... 88 00:05:35,485 --> 00:05:37,576 there's no way in hell that I'm gonna have card night... 89 00:05:37,652 --> 00:05:41,482 with the Pinciottis 'cause it's just too much fun. 90 00:05:41,552 --> 00:05:44,347 - Hello, Bob and Midge. 91 00:05:44,419 --> 00:05:46,884 - What the hell are they doing here? - I don't know. 92 00:05:48,885 --> 00:05:53,215 So! Who else needs a drink real bad? 93 00:05:53,285 --> 00:05:55,581 Tough day at the salt mines, Red? 94 00:05:55,652 --> 00:06:00,209 Oh. When did you get a job at the salt mines? 95 00:06:01,985 --> 00:06:04,883 Here, honey. Play with these. 96 00:06:04,952 --> 00:06:06,884 Yeah... 97 00:06:06,952 --> 00:06:09,077 workin'Joe. 98 00:06:09,152 --> 00:06:11,584 I'll tell ya. Since my business went bankrupt... 99 00:06:11,652 --> 00:06:14,083 I got a lot of free time. 100 00:06:14,152 --> 00:06:17,118 I mainly use it to nap and cry. 101 00:06:18,319 --> 00:06:20,251 Well, uh, Bob... 102 00:06:20,319 --> 00:06:22,251 don't cry on the cards. 103 00:06:22,319 --> 00:06:24,615 It makes 'em hard to shuffle. 104 00:06:29,619 --> 00:06:33,745 Michael, I have never dined and dashed, and I'm not about to start now. 105 00:06:34,885 --> 00:06:36,908 Uh, well- 106 00:06:36,985 --> 00:06:38,917 Remember when we went to nice restaurants... 107 00:06:38,985 --> 00:06:41,417 and I told you to wait in the car while I paid? 108 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:45,679 Did you ever wonder why I was running to the car? 109 00:06:47,485 --> 00:06:50,212 Oh, my God. I'm a thief. 110 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:53,308 I think technically you're an accessory. 111 00:06:53,385 --> 00:06:55,510 Which should make you happy, because you love accessories- 112 00:06:55,586 --> 00:06:59,416 - earrings, bracelets, bangles, bows- - Shut up! 113 00:07:01,352 --> 00:07:04,840 So, did you enjoy your pilsner? 114 00:07:04,918 --> 00:07:08,009 Did you get the message about the stallion? 115 00:07:09,918 --> 00:07:14,180 Okay, look, okay? You can't send beer to the hostess podium, okay? 116 00:07:14,252 --> 00:07:19,116 I almost got fired. So just pretend you don't know me, okay? 117 00:07:19,185 --> 00:07:21,310 I don't think I do know you, Caroline. 118 00:07:27,752 --> 00:07:31,377 Caroline has upset me. 119 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:35,350 I can't wait to dine and dash on her ass- 120 00:07:35,419 --> 00:07:37,578 her beautiful ass. 121 00:07:39,519 --> 00:07:43,007 - I'll go first. - Hyde, we're not doing this. 122 00:07:43,085 --> 00:07:45,313 And especially not you, 'cause you're on probation. 123 00:07:45,385 --> 00:07:47,374 - So what? - So what? 124 00:07:47,452 --> 00:07:49,883 You get caught, you go to jail, and I've heard nothing good about jail. 125 00:07:49,952 --> 00:07:53,748 I haven't done one stinkin' illegal thing since I got probation. 126 00:07:53,818 --> 00:07:57,182 So, what, you're mad because you haven't committed any crimes since your last crime? 127 00:07:57,252 --> 00:07:59,740 Yeah, so I'm going. 128 00:08:26,686 --> 00:08:31,414 Can I help you? 129 00:08:58,885 --> 00:09:01,851 - What happened? - This place is like Alcatraz, man. 130 00:09:01,918 --> 00:09:04,009 There's no way out. 131 00:09:05,385 --> 00:09:10,874 So it was either a U.F.O. Or I rubbed my eyes too hard. 132 00:09:14,952 --> 00:09:18,714 Okay. Good story, Midge. 133 00:09:18,785 --> 00:09:20,751 So, Red, how's work? 134 00:09:20,818 --> 00:09:23,716 Well, yesterday I hired some new guy down in sporting goods... 135 00:09:23,785 --> 00:09:27,047 - but I don't know- - Whoa. You hired a new guy? 136 00:09:29,118 --> 00:09:31,050 Oh, that's funny. 137 00:09:31,118 --> 00:09:35,050 I remember when I was doing the hiring at my store, and you were out of work. 138 00:09:35,118 --> 00:09:37,209 I hired you... 139 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:39,581 neighbor. 140 00:09:39,651 --> 00:09:42,674 - Listen, Bob- - No. Midgie? 141 00:09:42,751 --> 00:09:45,377 - We're going home. - But I have gin. 142 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:48,009 We're playing bridge! 143 00:09:50,519 --> 00:09:52,643 I can't do it. 144 00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:54,843 I've gone soft, man. I'm like Forman. 145 00:09:57,285 --> 00:09:59,410 It sickens me. 146 00:09:59,485 --> 00:10:02,383 Mm. So you can't do it. 147 00:10:02,452 --> 00:10:04,384 I wonder why. 148 00:10:04,452 --> 00:10:06,883 - Why, oh, why? - Oh! I know why. 149 00:10:06,952 --> 00:10:08,884 - Yes, Donna? - Because it's wrong. 150 00:10:08,952 --> 00:10:12,578 That's right, Miss Pinciotti. It's wrong. 151 00:10:12,651 --> 00:10:16,640 Gee, what a surprise- Mom and Dad don't want to do it. 152 00:10:16,718 --> 00:10:18,650 We are not Mom and Dad. 153 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:22,207 And we're not leaving without paying, young man. 154 00:10:22,285 --> 00:10:24,716 Fine. Fine. I'll pay for the stupid dinner. 155 00:10:24,785 --> 00:10:26,717 Now just give me your stupid keys... 156 00:10:26,785 --> 00:10:29,251 so I can get my money out of your stupid car. 157 00:10:29,319 --> 00:10:31,251 Stupid. 158 00:10:33,185 --> 00:10:35,378 I don't care if you're in the freakin' Olympics... 159 00:10:35,452 --> 00:10:37,384 about to run the freakin' hundred-yard dash- 160 00:10:37,452 --> 00:10:39,384 If someone sends you a beer, you say thank you... 161 00:10:39,452 --> 00:10:42,282 and drink the freakin' beer. 162 00:10:44,285 --> 00:10:46,217 Um, Eric? 163 00:10:46,285 --> 00:10:48,217 Did Kelso leave his money at home? 164 00:10:48,285 --> 00:10:51,547 - 'Cause he just drove away in the Vista Cruiser. - What? 165 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:54,517 No. No, he wouldn't ditch us. 166 00:10:54,585 --> 00:10:57,949 Are you sure? 'Cause as he drove past he was doing this- 167 00:11:03,219 --> 00:11:05,980 No. Donna, he's kidding. 168 00:11:06,052 --> 00:11:08,018 He wouldn't ditch us. 169 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:11,245 He ditched us! 170 00:11:11,319 --> 00:11:13,978 I'm sure he's right outside. I'll go get him. 171 00:11:14,052 --> 00:11:16,348 - Fez, I don't know. - Don't worry. 172 00:11:16,419 --> 00:11:18,351 I'll go and get the money and come back. 173 00:11:18,419 --> 00:11:20,351 You can trust me. 174 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:29,516 - He's not coming back! - And we trusted him. 175 00:11:29,585 --> 00:11:32,710 Foreigners lie. 176 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,478 You know what? 177 00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:39,211 I'm just gonna call my dad, and he'll come pay for our dinner. 178 00:11:39,285 --> 00:11:42,183 Okay, but, Jackie, if you don't come back- 179 00:11:42,252 --> 00:11:46,116 Eric, please. I'm not immature like those idiots. 180 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:53,184 She is immature like those idiots! 181 00:11:53,252 --> 00:11:55,877 I can't believe I got stuck here with the squares. 182 00:11:55,952 --> 00:11:57,918 We're not squares! 183 00:11:57,985 --> 00:11:59,917 Donna, settle down. 184 00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:03,849 You don't want to upset your stomach. 185 00:12:06,152 --> 00:12:08,084 This is bad, man. 186 00:12:08,152 --> 00:12:12,414 If I'm not fighting against the system, I am the system. 187 00:12:12,485 --> 00:12:16,507 Screw it. I'm going. 188 00:12:16,585 --> 00:12:18,710 Banzai! 189 00:12:28,419 --> 00:12:30,611 Okay, I can take the check now. 190 00:12:30,685 --> 00:12:33,708 Or whenever... or now. 191 00:12:33,785 --> 00:12:36,081 Uh- 192 00:12:36,152 --> 00:12:38,811 Two more bananas Foster, please. 193 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,409 Eric, what are you doing? 194 00:12:43,485 --> 00:12:46,508 I'm stalling. They'll come back. 195 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:51,084 Joke's over, you know? 196 00:12:51,152 --> 00:12:55,414 Best thing about this joke, it just keeps going and going. 197 00:12:55,485 --> 00:12:57,747 And not only did we break the law... 198 00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:01,546 we screwed our friends while breaking the law. 199 00:13:01,618 --> 00:13:06,676 How dumb was he to give me the car keys? 200 00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:08,843 I mean, who here trusts me? 201 00:13:08,919 --> 00:13:10,851 - No way. - Not me. 202 00:13:10,919 --> 00:13:12,851 Thank you. 203 00:13:12,919 --> 00:13:16,851 You know what? Stolen food just tastes better. 204 00:13:16,919 --> 00:13:18,851 Dinner roll? 205 00:13:21,585 --> 00:13:23,517 Guys, I feel bad about Eric and Donna. 206 00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:26,177 Maybe we should figure out a way to help them. 207 00:13:26,252 --> 00:13:28,683 Sure, we could do that. 208 00:13:28,752 --> 00:13:31,184 Or... 209 00:13:31,252 --> 00:13:34,649 we could ask ourselves, "How can we make this worse?" 210 00:13:34,718 --> 00:13:37,843 Happy anniversary Happy anniversary 211 00:13:37,919 --> 00:13:41,181 HaPPy anniversary Donna and Eric 212 00:13:41,252 --> 00:13:44,706 With best wishes from Hyde, Kelso, Fez and Jackie. 213 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:59,582 - Oh, this is just terrible. - Oh, Kitty. 214 00:13:59,652 --> 00:14:04,142 Quincy's no Columbo, but he's still pretty good. 215 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:07,878 Red, Bob was very upset when he left here. 216 00:14:07,952 --> 00:14:09,884 Bob's always upset. 217 00:14:09,952 --> 00:14:13,907 He's a little girl in big boy pants. 218 00:14:13,985 --> 00:14:17,610 Well, why didn't you offer him a job? 219 00:14:17,685 --> 00:14:21,674 I didn't want to insult him by offering him some nothing job. 220 00:14:21,752 --> 00:14:24,650 Oh, Red, you insult him every day. 221 00:14:24,718 --> 00:14:27,344 But that's different. He thinks I'm kidding. 222 00:14:29,219 --> 00:14:31,946 Kitty, this is about a man's dignity. 223 00:14:33,085 --> 00:14:35,017 Oh, sure, it was- 224 00:14:35,085 --> 00:14:38,108 It was awful, what happened. 225 00:14:38,186 --> 00:14:41,209 But let's just put it behind us... 226 00:14:41,286 --> 00:14:43,309 and watch Quincy. 227 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,517 Hey! 228 00:14:47,585 --> 00:14:51,109 Oh, come on, Red. How bad would it be working with Bob? 229 00:14:51,186 --> 00:14:53,583 It's a big store. You'd hardly ever see him. 230 00:14:55,219 --> 00:14:59,174 Maybe you could- You could hide from him. 231 00:14:59,252 --> 00:15:01,877 He'd find me. 232 00:15:01,952 --> 00:15:04,884 He always finds me. 233 00:15:04,952 --> 00:15:08,043 Well, you better think of something... 234 00:15:08,119 --> 00:15:12,710 because they are gonna live next door to us for a long, long time. 235 00:15:12,785 --> 00:15:15,376 You don't know that. 236 00:15:15,451 --> 00:15:18,383 He's out of work. He'll probably lose the house. 237 00:15:23,451 --> 00:15:25,542 Fine. I'll talk to Bob. 238 00:15:25,618 --> 00:15:28,709 But you gotta work on your sense of humor, lady. 239 00:15:30,852 --> 00:15:33,545 Man, I can't believe those guys screwed us like this. 240 00:15:33,618 --> 00:15:37,051 - Well, at least we still have each other. - You know what? You're right. 241 00:15:37,119 --> 00:15:40,744 I can't count on much in this crazy world, but I can always count on you. 242 00:15:40,819 --> 00:15:43,376 That is so true. 243 00:15:43,451 --> 00:15:45,610 - I have to go to the bathroom. - Okay. 244 00:15:45,685 --> 00:15:47,913 Hey! 245 00:15:49,285 --> 00:15:52,718 Why don't you just sit your lyin' ass down? 246 00:15:55,451 --> 00:15:58,145 Eric, don't you trust me? 247 00:16:00,219 --> 00:16:03,707 Not as far as I can throw you, and that ain't far. 248 00:16:05,785 --> 00:16:07,648 How can you say that? 249 00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:09,980 Okay, so I noticed the fire exit was next to the bathroom. 250 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,483 Doesn't mean I'd use it. I happened to notice it, that's all. 251 00:16:12,552 --> 00:16:14,212 It's very convenient. 252 00:16:15,518 --> 00:16:17,450 Donna, don't you see what's happening? 253 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:20,313 They've turned us against each other. 254 00:16:20,385 --> 00:16:26,080 You're right. I was gonna use the fire exit. I was! 255 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:29,141 You know why they do this? Because they know we won't get them back. 256 00:16:29,219 --> 00:16:31,980 We're responsible, mature "Mom and Dad." 257 00:16:32,052 --> 00:16:34,517 We just- We won't stoop to their level. 258 00:16:34,585 --> 00:16:37,415 Well, damn it, let's stoop to their level or an even lower level. 259 00:16:37,485 --> 00:16:40,451 Yeah. Oh, I'm with you, baby, yeah. 260 00:16:43,351 --> 00:16:45,476 There's just one problem. 261 00:16:45,552 --> 00:16:49,041 We can't do it from in here. 262 00:16:52,885 --> 00:16:55,817 If I don't make it... 263 00:16:55,885 --> 00:16:58,407 tell Mama I'm sorry. 264 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,417 Don't talk like that. 265 00:17:00,485 --> 00:17:02,644 You'll tell her yourself. 266 00:17:22,652 --> 00:17:24,584 Hey, Bob. 267 00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:26,811 So, taking out your trash, huh? 268 00:17:26,885 --> 00:17:30,647 No, Red, I'm bringing it back in. 269 00:17:34,152 --> 00:17:36,084 Yeah, Bob. 270 00:17:36,152 --> 00:17:39,084 That's a good one. 271 00:17:39,152 --> 00:17:42,208 Listen, I want to offer you a job at Price Mart. 272 00:17:42,285 --> 00:17:45,251 - Geez, Red, Price Mart? - What? 273 00:17:45,318 --> 00:17:49,307 Yeah, that may be fine for you, but you're talking to a guy who owned his own business. 274 00:17:49,385 --> 00:17:52,818 And ran it into the ground. 275 00:17:52,885 --> 00:17:55,442 Okay, I'm, uh- 276 00:17:55,518 --> 00:17:57,746 I'm sorry. 277 00:17:57,819 --> 00:17:59,682 Just take the job, Bob. 278 00:17:59,752 --> 00:18:02,343 - No. - Okay. 279 00:18:02,418 --> 00:18:05,851 That's fine, Bob. There is no job. Forget it. 280 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,942 Oh, so now you're not offering me a job. 281 00:18:09,019 --> 00:18:13,508 I just offered you the job, and you said you didn't want the job. 282 00:18:20,585 --> 00:18:22,517 Well, ask me again. 283 00:18:24,919 --> 00:18:28,612 Oh, cripes. 284 00:18:28,685 --> 00:18:32,015 You want a job at Price Mart, Bob? 285 00:18:33,085 --> 00:18:35,074 I'll think about it. 286 00:18:36,919 --> 00:18:39,044 Go to hell, Bob! 287 00:18:43,085 --> 00:18:45,676 Okay, you guys. Okay. Good one last night. 288 00:18:45,752 --> 00:18:48,014 You know, ditching us at the restaurant and everything. 289 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,277 Yeah, we got you so bad. 290 00:18:50,351 --> 00:18:54,681 You really did. We laughed and laughed. 291 00:18:54,752 --> 00:18:56,684 To show you guys we're such good sports... 292 00:18:56,752 --> 00:18:59,115 we made you guys a batch of special brownies. 293 00:18:59,185 --> 00:19:02,913 Special brownies. Like the sPecial kind of special? 294 00:19:02,985 --> 00:19:05,416 The best kind of special. 295 00:19:09,785 --> 00:19:13,080 Something's wrong. I don't feel special. 296 00:19:13,151 --> 00:19:15,515 Me neither. 297 00:19:15,585 --> 00:19:18,142 Yeah, I don't think those were special brownies, man. 298 00:19:18,218 --> 00:19:20,776 Oh, no, no. They're special. 299 00:19:20,852 --> 00:19:24,477 Say, Donna, do you have any more of that sPecial ingredient we used? 300 00:19:24,552 --> 00:19:28,541 Well, I certainly do, Eric. 301 00:19:28,618 --> 00:19:30,948 Chocolate Super-Lax. 302 00:19:35,618 --> 00:19:38,482 - You didn't. - We did. 303 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:41,746 We so did. Now maybe you'll think twice before screwing us. 304 00:19:41,819 --> 00:19:44,182 Well, nice try, 'cause I don't feel any- 305 00:20:04,351 --> 00:20:06,715 Oh, no. I am last. 306 00:20:09,618 --> 00:20:12,049 - Ay, no! - I know. 307 00:20:12,118 --> 00:20:14,846 You're surprised to see me, right? And upset. 308 00:20:14,919 --> 00:20:18,112 - Yes, many things are upset. - Okay, listen. 309 00:20:18,185 --> 00:20:20,617 Okay, listen, Fez. About last night- 310 00:20:20,685 --> 00:20:23,583 I know you were angry, and you have every right to be. 311 00:20:23,652 --> 00:20:25,584 But you know what this was? 312 00:20:25,652 --> 00:20:27,584 - Our first fight. - Oh! 313 00:20:27,652 --> 00:20:30,117 And it made us a real couple- if you can forgive me. 314 00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:34,675 - Fine. Move away from the door. - So we're okay? 315 00:20:34,752 --> 00:20:39,150 - Good. Now let's make up like a real couple. 316 00:20:41,351 --> 00:20:43,943 You bastards! 317 00:20:44,018 --> 00:20:46,075 Wait, Fez! Wait up! 318 00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:56,609 Okay, you guys. 319 00:20:56,685 --> 00:21:00,980 That was a wicked burn. 320 00:21:02,752 --> 00:21:08,446 It had all the elements: You didn't see it coming, parts of it really hurt- 321 00:21:12,785 --> 00:21:15,182 Well, Kelso, I'm glad you enjoyed it. 322 00:21:15,251 --> 00:21:17,479 Oh, I did. 323 00:21:23,051 --> 00:21:26,882 I got my eye on you two. 324 00:21:26,951 --> 00:21:30,577 You're not gonna burn me like that again. 325 00:21:30,652 --> 00:21:33,812 - I love our friends. - Me too. 326 00:21:39,185 --> 00:21:41,117 Hey, Red. 327 00:21:41,185 --> 00:21:43,117 I've been thinking about your offer... 328 00:21:43,185 --> 00:21:45,651 and I want you to know, I made a decision. 329 00:21:45,718 --> 00:21:48,650 Oh, goody. 330 00:21:48,718 --> 00:21:51,513 But I need you to ask me again. 331 00:21:54,285 --> 00:21:56,547 Bob, would you, uh... 332 00:21:56,618 --> 00:21:59,311 like a job at Price Mart? 333 00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:02,215 Say it like you mean it. 334 00:22:04,318 --> 00:22:06,546 Go to hell, Bob!