1 00:00:08,608 --> 00:00:11,444 - Oh! - Oh! That's 16 for me and Hyde... 2 00:00:11,514 --> 00:00:14,384 and four for the losers! 3 00:00:14,453 --> 00:00:17,687 You guys ought to get a mascot- a big, green, furry loser! 4 00:00:18,895 --> 00:00:22,892 That's- That's not even a thing. 5 00:00:22,970 --> 00:00:27,104 Come on. Take it to the hoop. Or maybe you're afraid, 'cause you know I'm gonna slap it down. 6 00:00:27,178 --> 00:00:30,709 Oh, yeah? Well-Yeah? 7 00:00:30,785 --> 00:00:33,051 You tell her, Eric! 8 00:00:34,293 --> 00:00:36,286 Ooh! 9 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,938 Oh! How can he stand the embarrassment? 10 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:45,480 She told you what she was gonna do. You gotta listen, man. 11 00:00:48,588 --> 00:00:52,551 Eric, why don't you just give me the two points? Save yourself the humiliation. 12 00:00:52,629 --> 00:00:56,330 Well, why don't you just save yourself the two points, and then the humiliation... 13 00:00:56,404 --> 00:00:58,397 will... be- 14 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:01,780 J-Whatever! Come on! 15 00:01:01,847 --> 00:01:04,717 Oh, I'm comin', and there's nothin' you can do to stop me. 16 00:01:10,130 --> 00:01:12,328 Eric! 17 00:01:15,508 --> 00:01:18,412 Oh, my God! Donna's wearing granny panties! 18 00:01:18,481 --> 00:01:20,883 Nice panties, Granny! 19 00:01:23,725 --> 00:01:27,995 Oh, come on. You have to admit, that was some killer "D." 20 00:01:29,068 --> 00:01:31,232 Oh, no. 21 00:01:31,307 --> 00:01:33,641 Hangin'out 22 00:01:35,114 --> 00:01:37,107 Down the street 23 00:01:38,921 --> 00:01:40,914 The same old thing 24 00:01:42,696 --> 00:01:44,689 We did last week 25 00:01:45,902 --> 00:01:50,435 Not a thing to do 26 00:01:50,512 --> 00:01:53,916 But talk to you 27 00:01:53,985 --> 00:01:55,716 We're all all right 28 00:01:55,789 --> 00:01:57,656 We're all all right 29 00:01:57,726 --> 00:02:00,128 Hello, Wisconsin.! 30 00:02:09,349 --> 00:02:12,844 Okay, Fez, I got you some Valentine conversation hearts. 31 00:02:12,923 --> 00:02:15,486 - Oh, thank you, Caroline. 32 00:02:17,999 --> 00:02:20,232 "Be mine." Okay. 33 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:26,249 "Sweetheart." It really is. 34 00:02:27,953 --> 00:02:31,484 "Kiss me." Well, I'm not about to argue with candy. 35 00:02:33,531 --> 00:02:37,869 Fez, is there one in there that says, "Get a room"? 36 00:02:39,175 --> 00:02:43,742 No, but here's one that says, "Kiss my brown ass." 37 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:49,019 Sorry you had to hear that, Caroline. 38 00:02:49,095 --> 00:02:52,033 It's okay. She asked for it. 39 00:02:52,101 --> 00:02:54,902 Ooh, I gotta get going. 40 00:02:54,973 --> 00:02:57,570 - I'll see you tonight. - Yeah. 41 00:02:59,716 --> 00:03:01,709 Well, well, well. 42 00:03:01,787 --> 00:03:04,281 Look who has a lady. 43 00:03:05,862 --> 00:03:08,732 And to think, I was about to settle for you. 44 00:03:10,905 --> 00:03:13,240 Talk about dodging a bullet. 45 00:03:16,216 --> 00:03:18,209 Hey, hey. 46 00:03:18,287 --> 00:03:20,587 Check out this article in Boys'Life. 47 00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:22,958 "The Square Knot: NotJust For Squares"? 48 00:03:23,029 --> 00:03:26,298 No, this one, about being an astronaut. 49 00:03:26,370 --> 00:03:29,240 I think I'm gonna do that. 50 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:32,304 Michael, I think there's a prerequisite for being an astronaut. 51 00:03:32,382 --> 00:03:34,545 You have to be not dumb. 52 00:03:35,855 --> 00:03:38,190 Uh-uh. 53 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:41,824 If they can send a monkey into space, they can send me. 54 00:03:42,936 --> 00:03:45,339 I don't know. Monkeys are pretty smart. 55 00:03:45,408 --> 00:03:47,571 All right. Fine, fine. Make fun. 56 00:03:47,646 --> 00:03:50,777 But when you see my shoe prints on the moon, what are you gonna say then? 57 00:03:50,852 --> 00:03:54,292 Probably, "Hey, some monkey's wearing Kelso's shoes!" 58 00:03:55,395 --> 00:03:57,388 Hey, hey, astro-chimp. 59 00:03:57,465 --> 00:04:00,369 When you come back down to Earth, if your parachute doesn't work... 60 00:04:00,438 --> 00:04:03,501 you could always use Donna's monstrous panties. 61 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:07,517 Hey, hey, hey, you guys. None of that when Donna gets here, okay? 62 00:04:07,585 --> 00:04:10,021 I don't need her mad at me on Valentine's Day. 63 00:04:10,090 --> 00:04:12,151 All right, Forman, relax. 64 00:04:12,228 --> 00:04:14,755 Wearing granny panties is a very sensitive issue... 65 00:04:14,833 --> 00:04:18,273 that I don't find funny, and I refuse to exploit. 66 00:04:18,340 --> 00:04:20,435 Good. 67 00:04:22,047 --> 00:04:25,019 Hey, everybody, look. It's Granny Panties! 68 00:04:25,087 --> 00:04:27,456 - Hyde! - Wha- Oh, sorry, man. 69 00:04:27,525 --> 00:04:29,654 It's in my nature to burn. 70 00:04:29,730 --> 00:04:33,795 Granny Panties understands. Don't you, Granny Panties? 71 00:04:33,871 --> 00:04:38,472 Okay, look. I didn't have anything else to wear. It was laundry day. 72 00:04:38,547 --> 00:04:41,747 I didn't know they made a washing machine big enough for those panties. 73 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:45,954 Hey! Hey, you guys can all just shut up, okay? 74 00:04:46,028 --> 00:04:49,490 So she wears big panties. So what? 75 00:04:49,569 --> 00:04:55,012 Donna, look, I am... really, really, really sorry. 76 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,779 Eric, I'm fine. Let's just forget about it. 77 00:04:57,852 --> 00:05:03,228 Really? 'Cause when I saw your sweats around your ankles, I thought I was dead. 78 00:05:03,297 --> 00:05:06,895 - Eric, I said, I'm fine. - Oh, my God. 79 00:05:06,970 --> 00:05:10,307 Oh, my God. You are so cool. 80 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:14,978 - You- l-You are seriously, like, the coolest girl ever. - Wow. 81 00:05:15,053 --> 00:05:17,650 Chicks must really dig astronauts, 'cause it says here... 82 00:05:17,725 --> 00:05:20,288 that astronauts get all the Tang they want. 83 00:05:29,282 --> 00:05:32,482 Oh, Donna is gonna love you making dinner for her. 84 00:05:32,555 --> 00:05:35,493 There's nothing sexier than a man who cooks. 85 00:05:35,561 --> 00:05:39,296 Unless that man is Burt Reynolds. Then I don't give a darn what he's doing. 86 00:05:39,369 --> 00:05:41,737 He's just sexy! 87 00:05:45,481 --> 00:05:48,476 Ooh-hoo, Mom has a thing for the Bandit. 88 00:05:48,554 --> 00:05:51,924 Ten-four. Go set the table. 89 00:05:54,532 --> 00:05:56,832 Oh, no, no, honey, use the special china. 90 00:05:56,904 --> 00:06:00,309 You don't want to mess up a good thing with everyday dishes. 91 00:06:00,378 --> 00:06:03,817 Okay, but, Mom, it's not like I can mess this up. 92 00:06:03,884 --> 00:06:06,321 I mean, Donna is cool no matter what I do. 93 00:06:06,390 --> 00:06:09,851 Like, earlier, I pulled down her pants in front of everyone in the driveway... 94 00:06:09,930 --> 00:06:12,993 - and she just stood there- - You did what? 95 00:06:13,069 --> 00:06:17,032 No, it was cool. She just- She said she was fine. 96 00:06:20,551 --> 00:06:25,584 - Oh. Then I guess she's fine. - Yeah, 'cause she said she was fine. 97 00:06:25,661 --> 00:06:29,601 Yeah, she wouldn't say she was fine unless she was fine. Would she? 98 00:06:29,669 --> 00:06:33,473 - What are you talking about? - What do you think I'm talking about? 99 00:06:33,544 --> 00:06:35,878 I don't know. Why are you doing this to me? 100 00:06:35,948 --> 00:06:38,419 - Doing what? - I don't know! 101 00:06:38,487 --> 00:06:42,985 - Well, all I meant was, have a happy Valentine's Day. - Oh. 102 00:06:45,234 --> 00:06:47,295 Oh, okay. Thanks. 103 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:52,006 Although I doubt you will. 104 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:54,073 Stop it! 105 00:06:59,496 --> 00:07:01,489 Hello, Michael. 106 00:07:01,566 --> 00:07:04,697 Hi, Mrs. Forman. Is Laurie home? I got a little surprise for her. 107 00:07:04,773 --> 00:07:10,547 Oh, you brought her flowers. Isn't that just... a waste of money. 108 00:07:10,618 --> 00:07:12,611 No... 109 00:07:12,688 --> 00:07:14,715 she deserves them. 110 00:07:14,793 --> 00:07:18,061 I mean, not many people get me, you know? I'm a complicated guy. 111 00:07:18,132 --> 00:07:20,399 So when everyone starts in on me... 112 00:07:20,471 --> 00:07:23,705 I just like to be with my girlfriend, 'cause she's nice to me. 113 00:07:25,881 --> 00:07:29,412 - Who are we talking about? - Laurie. 114 00:07:29,489 --> 00:07:33,190 - Laurie Forman? - Yeah, so I just want to tell her... 115 00:07:33,263 --> 00:07:37,363 that I'm happy we're together on this, our nation's day of love. 116 00:07:37,438 --> 00:07:41,879 Oh, well, how patriotic of you, Michael. 117 00:07:41,947 --> 00:07:45,546 Yeah. I wanna be an astronaut. 118 00:07:48,227 --> 00:07:52,998 Oh. Well, l- I think you'd make a fine spaceman. 119 00:07:54,004 --> 00:07:56,874 Thanks. 120 00:07:59,249 --> 00:08:04,453 You know, I gotta say, I think Laurie gets a lot of her sweetness from you. 121 00:08:05,628 --> 00:08:07,621 Laurie Forman? 122 00:08:16,917 --> 00:08:18,910 Bye, Laurie. 123 00:08:18,987 --> 00:08:22,050 Hey, man, what the hell are you doing? 124 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,530 What? Oh, yeah. 125 00:08:24,599 --> 00:08:28,094 I should, uh, probably go out through the window. 126 00:08:39,127 --> 00:08:42,191 Oh, would you look at this? 127 00:08:42,268 --> 00:08:45,263 Ooh, a nice, romantic dinner for two. Donna's gonna love it. 128 00:08:45,341 --> 00:08:47,868 Why, is she bringing a date? 129 00:08:47,945 --> 00:08:52,284 - Red! - I'm sorry, but that's funny. 130 00:08:54,926 --> 00:08:57,557 - Hey, Mr. And Mrs. Forman. - Oh, my. 131 00:08:57,632 --> 00:09:01,402 Look at this vision of lovely. 132 00:09:01,473 --> 00:09:06,415 Oh, this is just like when you two were little, and you-you used to eat pretend supper. 133 00:09:06,483 --> 00:09:11,482 Only now it won't end up with Donna sitting on Eric's head. 134 00:09:14,299 --> 00:09:16,292 Oh. 135 00:09:17,305 --> 00:09:20,436 Oh, Red, let's go. 136 00:09:20,511 --> 00:09:24,281 - Kitty, that was just awful. - I know. Keep walking. 137 00:09:26,121 --> 00:09:28,957 Wow, I was... afraid that was gonna be awkward. 138 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:32,797 Yeah. Eric, this looks so great. 139 00:09:32,868 --> 00:09:36,308 Yep. Shaked, baked and maked especially for you. 140 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:41,284 And this here is a little somethin' I like to call..."a little somethin'." 141 00:09:41,353 --> 00:09:44,051 You got me a present? That's so sweet. 142 00:09:44,124 --> 00:09:48,657 I didn't get you anything, and you got me... panties? 143 00:09:48,734 --> 00:09:50,727 What the hell? 144 00:09:50,804 --> 00:09:53,776 Yeah, panties! 145 00:09:55,981 --> 00:09:57,974 - Get it? - No. 146 00:09:58,052 --> 00:10:00,147 To replace your ugly ones. 147 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:04,392 Eric, when I said I didn't get it, I meant I didn't like it. 148 00:10:05,834 --> 00:10:08,465 No, see, you forgave me earlier... 149 00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:14,348 and... I figured if I brought it up, we could just, you know, share a laugh. 150 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:21,457 Your turn. 151 00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:24,562 You know what? You're the one who doesn't get it. 152 00:10:30,284 --> 00:10:33,415 - Well, maybe you should explain it to me. - I heard that.! 153 00:10:35,861 --> 00:10:38,264 This is the worst Valentine's Day ever. 154 00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:45,073 It's Donna's fault. Okay? 155 00:10:45,146 --> 00:10:47,379 I didn't make her wear that big, goofy underwear. 156 00:10:47,451 --> 00:10:49,944 I'm sorry, but if you're hanging out with this crowd... 157 00:10:50,022 --> 00:10:52,755 you gotta know that eventually your pants are gettin' pulled down. 158 00:10:52,828 --> 00:10:55,322 Am I right? 159 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:59,363 I am so glad I did not pull down Caroline's pants. 160 00:10:59,442 --> 00:11:02,278 I mean, if she asked me to, I would... 161 00:11:02,348 --> 00:11:04,511 because I respect her wishes. 162 00:11:06,422 --> 00:11:08,585 And, also, I am so horny. 163 00:11:10,029 --> 00:11:14,163 Forman, when I told you it'd be funny to give Donna panties... 164 00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:17,210 I meant it'd be funny to me. 165 00:11:17,278 --> 00:11:19,271 And it was. 166 00:11:20,384 --> 00:11:22,786 This is what happened to my heart... 167 00:11:22,855 --> 00:11:25,452 when I found out Laurie was cheating on me. 168 00:11:31,573 --> 00:11:33,566 It's lemon. 169 00:11:34,979 --> 00:11:37,450 I mean, how could she do this? 170 00:11:37,518 --> 00:11:39,454 I really thought we had somethin'. 171 00:11:40,958 --> 00:11:43,259 Probably the same way you did it toJackie. 172 00:11:43,330 --> 00:11:46,200 Only this time it's even funnier, 'cause it's you. 173 00:11:46,269 --> 00:11:49,366 This is a good day. 174 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:53,849 Tonight, I am going to ask Caroline to go steady with me... 175 00:11:53,917 --> 00:11:57,982 because that is the last step before you can do it, right? 176 00:11:58,058 --> 00:12:00,393 Oh, how I want to do it. 177 00:12:03,269 --> 00:12:06,366 I am so horny. 178 00:12:06,442 --> 00:12:11,008 So Michael cheated on me with Laurie, and Laurie cheated on him. 179 00:12:11,084 --> 00:12:15,115 Hmm! There is a God, and he's on my side. 180 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:18,461 Well, I'm glad you're happy. My boyfriend's a giant baby. 181 00:12:18,533 --> 00:12:22,268 "Ooh, underwear is so funny. Poo-poo, pee-pee, caca." 182 00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:26,812 You know what'll make you feel better? 183 00:12:26,883 --> 00:12:29,218 Let's go make mean jokes at Michael's expense. 184 00:12:29,288 --> 00:12:31,485 How will that make me feel better? 185 00:12:31,559 --> 00:12:34,929 'Cause then I'll feel better, and I can cheer you up. 186 00:12:34,999 --> 00:12:39,407 On what planet did Eric think it was okay to pull down my pants? 187 00:12:39,475 --> 00:12:44,816 There are some things that are private, Jackie- for instance, everything under my pants. 188 00:12:44,885 --> 00:12:47,618 I agree. Keep it to yourself. 189 00:12:47,691 --> 00:12:51,961 Why doesn't Eric understand that when I said, "I'm fine," I meant, I will be fine... 190 00:12:52,033 --> 00:12:57,477 so long as he kisses my ass for two weeks until I'm actually fine? 191 00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,776 He's, like, brain damaged. 192 00:12:59,849 --> 00:13:03,914 Look, he's just not a good boyfriend. 193 00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:08,557 You should dump him, and then we can move to Dallas and be weathergirls. 194 00:13:11,706 --> 00:13:14,974 - So, how was your night? - He blew it. 195 00:13:17,818 --> 00:13:20,289 Well, what a surprise. 196 00:13:20,357 --> 00:13:23,727 - Wait, you're saying that like it's not a surprise. - Okay then. 197 00:13:26,302 --> 00:13:31,141 You know, Son, there's a time and a place... 198 00:13:31,212 --> 00:13:33,705 to pull down a lady's pants. 199 00:13:35,387 --> 00:13:39,384 And a pickup game in our driveway is not one of'em. 200 00:13:39,461 --> 00:13:41,624 Look, Dad, I know it was dumb... 201 00:13:41,699 --> 00:13:46,664 but Donna said it was fine, and... apparently it wasn't fine. 202 00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:51,946 Sit down. Eric... 203 00:13:52,019 --> 00:13:55,254 there's a pair of shoes up in your mom's closet. 204 00:13:55,327 --> 00:13:58,891 And one day, I accidently stepped on one of them and scuffed it. 205 00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:02,566 "Don't worry," your mom said. "Everything's fine." 206 00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:06,045 But every now and then, she takes them out of the closet... 207 00:14:06,114 --> 00:14:09,086 and she puts them on, and she does this. 208 00:14:11,057 --> 00:14:13,050 "Ohh." 209 00:14:14,665 --> 00:14:17,967 Then she takes them off and puts them back in her closet. 210 00:14:19,107 --> 00:14:23,070 Eric, this has been going on for 14 years. 211 00:14:24,818 --> 00:14:27,449 So why doesn't she just get new shoes? 212 00:14:29,728 --> 00:14:31,721 Oh, Eric... 213 00:14:31,799 --> 00:14:34,566 you are so young. 214 00:14:34,638 --> 00:14:36,938 You see, women are- 215 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:40,346 What's the word I'm looking for here? Crazy. 216 00:14:43,021 --> 00:14:46,050 Oh. So, overall, you and Mom are okay. 217 00:14:46,127 --> 00:14:48,598 So Donna and me, we'll be okay, right? 218 00:14:48,666 --> 00:14:52,800 No. I scuffed your mom's shoe. 219 00:14:52,874 --> 00:14:56,837 I didn't pull her pants down in front of God and the foreign kid. 220 00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:59,820 So, what are you saying? I'm screwed with Donna? 221 00:14:59,888 --> 00:15:03,658 Hey, if it makes you feel any better... 222 00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:06,902 I'm surprised you lasted this long. 223 00:15:24,136 --> 00:15:27,507 - I like popcorn. Do you like popcorn? - Yes. 224 00:15:27,576 --> 00:15:32,280 - I like candy. Do you like candy? - Yes. 225 00:15:32,353 --> 00:15:35,416 I like soda. Would you like to go steady with me? 226 00:15:35,492 --> 00:15:39,056 - Oh, yes, Fez! - I think I might have tricked you. 227 00:15:40,536 --> 00:15:42,870 You do know we are going steady, right? 228 00:15:45,546 --> 00:15:48,814 - What a magical night. - Yes. 229 00:15:48,885 --> 00:15:51,550 I dreamed of this since the moment we met. 230 00:15:51,624 --> 00:15:53,787 - Me too. 231 00:15:56,534 --> 00:16:01,272 You know, this is my favorite movie of all time. I've seen it, like, 16 times. 232 00:16:01,344 --> 00:16:05,546 That woman keeps calling Clint Eastwood and asking him to play "Misty" for her. 233 00:16:05,619 --> 00:16:07,612 Isn't it romantic? 234 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:15,871 Romantic? But she is following him and bothering him and threatening him. 235 00:16:15,939 --> 00:16:20,141 Yeah, that's what I mean. If she can't have him, nobody can. 236 00:16:23,187 --> 00:16:25,454 Okay then. 237 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:29,296 Oh, you're so cute. I love being your girlfriend. 238 00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:33,101 - If you ever left me, I'd kill you. 239 00:16:45,466 --> 00:16:47,663 O- Okay then. 240 00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:54,676 What's up with Eric's head anyway? 241 00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:58,884 It's completely out of proportion to that skinny body. 242 00:16:58,959 --> 00:17:01,122 He looks like a Blow Pop. 243 00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:09,836 You know, I bet Michael's gonna want me to feel sorry for him. 244 00:17:09,914 --> 00:17:12,784 But I'm gonna be all, like... 245 00:17:12,853 --> 00:17:16,884 "Aww. Bite it, Casanova!" 246 00:17:19,032 --> 00:17:23,269 - Hey, Jackie, Donna. - Hey, Michael. I heard what happened. 247 00:17:23,341 --> 00:17:28,750 - Yeah. Me and Laurie are done. - Doesn't Eric look like a Blow Pop? 248 00:17:28,818 --> 00:17:32,349 - Uh, yeah, I guess. - Yeah. 249 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:37,129 Uh, listen, uh, Jackie, can we go somewhere and talk? 250 00:17:37,203 --> 00:17:41,644 No! Look, anything you have to say to me, you can say in front of Donna. 251 00:17:44,717 --> 00:17:47,187 Well, okay. 252 00:17:47,256 --> 00:17:49,954 Uh, listen... 253 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:52,863 what happened with me and Laurie got me thinking. 254 00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:56,839 And what she did was really a betrayal... 255 00:17:56,908 --> 00:17:59,573 and it hurt so much. 256 00:17:59,647 --> 00:18:02,847 So you want me to feel sorry for you. 257 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:06,416 - No, don't feel sorry for me. - Wait, what? 258 00:18:06,494 --> 00:18:09,432 No, I deserve this. After what I did to you? 259 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:13,338 I don't know if you've made the connection, but there are a lot of similarities... 260 00:18:13,408 --> 00:18:17,473 between what Laurie did to me and what I did to you. 261 00:18:17,549 --> 00:18:21,319 Except... you and I were really in love... 262 00:18:22,326 --> 00:18:24,319 and you trusted me. 263 00:18:25,699 --> 00:18:29,001 Jackie, I let you down, and I'm sorry. 264 00:18:29,072 --> 00:18:34,812 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you just saying this stuff so I'll give you Valentine sex? 265 00:18:36,421 --> 00:18:38,789 'Cause this is a holy day, Michael... 266 00:18:38,858 --> 00:18:41,489 and you should be ashamed of yourself. 267 00:18:41,564 --> 00:18:43,761 No. 268 00:18:43,835 --> 00:18:47,297 I just said what I wanted to say, and... 269 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:50,815 I don't blame you if you never want to speak to me again. 270 00:18:51,818 --> 00:18:54,619 That's it. Good-bye. 271 00:19:00,936 --> 00:19:02,929 Jackie, are you okay? 272 00:19:04,008 --> 00:19:07,243 Sure. Great. 273 00:19:07,316 --> 00:19:12,281 I'm just... sitting here alone on Valentine's Day. 274 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:16,732 - Hey, I'm here. - Yeah, why are you here? 275 00:19:16,801 --> 00:19:18,930 You should be with the one you love. 276 00:19:19,005 --> 00:19:21,032 And you love Eric... 277 00:19:21,109 --> 00:19:23,842 for some reason. 278 00:19:23,915 --> 00:19:27,081 Shut up. There's a lot of reasons. 279 00:19:28,090 --> 00:19:30,960 He's not a Blow Pop. 280 00:19:31,029 --> 00:19:33,022 He's a sweetie pie. 281 00:19:34,670 --> 00:19:36,902 Then you should be with him. 282 00:19:36,974 --> 00:19:41,541 Look, take it from someone who has loved and lost. 283 00:19:41,617 --> 00:19:46,559 Whatever he did isn't worth being alone on this holiest of days. 284 00:19:48,198 --> 00:19:51,762 Jackie, are you actually thinking about me instead of yourself? 285 00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:56,612 Yeah! God, I've had way too much sugar! 286 00:20:01,691 --> 00:20:04,288 Look, Eric, we need to talk. 287 00:20:04,363 --> 00:20:06,890 Before, I told you everything was fine when it wasn't. 288 00:20:06,968 --> 00:20:11,967 So, I'm sorry for not letting you know what a colossally insensitive bonehead you are. 289 00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:16,243 Oh, apology accepted. 290 00:20:17,823 --> 00:20:21,422 That's... very big of you. 291 00:20:21,497 --> 00:20:23,490 No, I'm serious. 292 00:20:23,568 --> 00:20:25,902 So from now on when you piss me off... 293 00:20:25,972 --> 00:20:29,742 I will do you the courtesy of blowing up in your face. 294 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:33,446 Oh, Donna, that's all I ask. 295 00:20:33,521 --> 00:20:37,256 And as for my part, I've realized that somewhere along the way we crossed a line... 296 00:20:37,329 --> 00:20:41,565 where... pulling down your pants in public is really no longer that funny. 297 00:20:41,637 --> 00:20:43,869 And I suppose that point came when... 298 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:48,884 - you started letting me pull them down in private. - Exactly. 299 00:20:48,952 --> 00:20:51,753 So... 300 00:20:51,824 --> 00:20:53,817 are we good? 301 00:20:55,097 --> 00:20:57,090 Yeah. No. 302 00:20:58,136 --> 00:21:01,200 - Are we good now? - Gettin' there. 303 00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:09,623 - Just- Come on. Let me put my pants on. - Nope. 304 00:21:09,693 --> 00:21:14,100 But... it's really cold. And- 305 00:21:14,168 --> 00:21:18,131 You know, I'm freezing off parts of my body that I know you've expressed appreciation for. 306 00:21:22,552 --> 00:21:26,322 Eric, for God's sakes, no one wants to see that. 307 00:21:28,531 --> 00:21:30,592 Yeah, now we're good. 308 00:21:56,487 --> 00:21:59,117 Ohh. 309 00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:02,495 - Something wrong, honey? - No. 310 00:22:02,566 --> 00:22:05,059 Everything's fine.