1 00:00:03,290 --> 00:00:05,850 Hey. What are you guys up to? 2 00:00:05,926 --> 00:00:07,860 We're spending the weekend at a hotel. 3 00:00:07,928 --> 00:00:11,420 What, car sex isn't good enough anymore? 4 00:00:11,498 --> 00:00:13,432 I would love car sex. 5 00:00:15,569 --> 00:00:17,560 Or just sex. 6 00:00:19,506 --> 00:00:21,497 Or just a car. 7 00:00:23,243 --> 00:00:25,507 I have to get out of town. Ever since my dad lost the store... 8 00:00:25,579 --> 00:00:29,345 he just shuffles around in a not-completely-closed bathrobe. 9 00:00:29,416 --> 00:00:31,475 It's really depressing. 10 00:00:31,552 --> 00:00:34,214 "The Wisconsin Dells' most romantic hideaway. 11 00:00:34,288 --> 00:00:37,223 Hunters and truckers always welcome." 12 00:00:38,892 --> 00:00:42,157 - That's nice. - Sounds awesome. I'm gonna go pack. 13 00:00:45,265 --> 00:00:48,894 You guys. The weirdest thing just happened with Pam Macy. 14 00:00:48,969 --> 00:00:52,268 Kelso, man, she'll do that with any guy standing in front of her. 15 00:00:54,541 --> 00:00:57,237 Okay. So, I'm making out with Pam in the orchestra pit... 16 00:00:57,311 --> 00:01:00,803 and everything is progressin' like normal until- 17 00:01:01,815 --> 00:01:04,682 - What? - You know... 18 00:01:04,751 --> 00:01:09,245 the really, really bad thing that can happen to guys when they're with girls. 19 00:01:10,724 --> 00:01:14,353 Oh, did Mr. Cooper come in to buff the floor? 20 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:22,564 No. 21 00:01:22,636 --> 00:01:24,763 Okay. 22 00:01:24,838 --> 00:01:26,772 Let me put it this way. 23 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:30,071 The buffer wouldn't buff. 24 00:01:31,445 --> 00:01:33,743 Poor Mr. Cooper. 25 00:01:37,618 --> 00:01:40,519 No, Fez. I think what he's tryin' to say is... 26 00:01:40,587 --> 00:01:42,578 the rabbit wouldn't come out of the hat. 27 00:01:44,291 --> 00:01:46,191 The weasel wouldn't pop. 28 00:01:46,259 --> 00:01:48,557 The alphabet soup never spelled "go." 29 00:01:49,830 --> 00:01:52,298 Okay! All right! Enough! 30 00:01:52,366 --> 00:01:54,800 Actually, not quite. There are a lot of Amish people... 31 00:01:54,868 --> 00:01:56,802 but they never raised a barn. 32 00:02:01,408 --> 00:02:03,774 Forman, man, that was awesome. 33 00:02:03,844 --> 00:02:06,813 Hey. It just came to me. 34 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:10,111 Oh, I get it. The barn is Kelso's pants. 35 00:02:12,552 --> 00:02:14,782 Okay! You guys, this is not funny! 36 00:02:14,855 --> 00:02:18,450 - This is, like, a nightmare. - Yes. Eric, stop teasing. 37 00:02:18,525 --> 00:02:22,655 Kelso, I want you to know that I feel bad for you... 38 00:02:22,729 --> 00:02:25,857 and that I am sorry... you are not a man! 39 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,772 Hangin'out 40 00:02:37,344 --> 00:02:39,335 Down the street 41 00:02:41,148 --> 00:02:43,139 The same old thing 42 00:02:44,918 --> 00:02:46,909 We did last week 43 00:02:48,121 --> 00:02:52,649 Not a thing to do 44 00:02:52,726 --> 00:02:56,127 But talk to you 45 00:02:56,196 --> 00:02:57,925 We're all all right 46 00:02:57,998 --> 00:02:59,863 We're all all right 47 00:02:59,933 --> 00:03:02,333 Hello, Wisconsin.! 48 00:03:09,543 --> 00:03:13,479 So, looks like I'm gonna spend the weekend with Kelso- tutor him in math. 49 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:23,950 Really. 50 00:03:24,024 --> 00:03:25,958 Hmm. 51 00:03:27,427 --> 00:03:31,625 So, you're allegedly tutoring Kelso in math. 52 00:03:33,433 --> 00:03:36,459 - Yes, sir. - Are you good in math? 53 00:03:37,904 --> 00:03:39,963 What's the square root of'x"? 54 00:03:41,775 --> 00:03:44,403 - Um, I really can't answer that. - Aha! 55 00:03:44,478 --> 00:03:47,379 No. See, "x" is a variable, so until you define its parameters... 56 00:03:47,447 --> 00:03:50,644 the only possible answer is a variable- or "x" if you prefer. 57 00:03:54,154 --> 00:03:56,315 Is that right? 58 00:03:56,389 --> 00:03:59,290 Sounds good. 59 00:03:59,359 --> 00:04:01,759 - Will Michael's parents be home? - Yes. 60 00:04:01,828 --> 00:04:05,355 Are they as dumb as he is? 61 00:04:05,432 --> 00:04:07,662 I can't lie. Yes. 62 00:04:08,935 --> 00:04:11,267 Yes, they are. 63 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:13,966 Right answer. That was a trick question. 64 00:04:15,742 --> 00:04:17,937 I know they're dumb. 65 00:04:20,013 --> 00:04:23,779 So, I can go? 66 00:04:23,850 --> 00:04:27,445 You can go, but I'll be watching the news. 67 00:04:30,390 --> 00:04:32,790 And if anything is vandalized... 68 00:04:32,859 --> 00:04:34,793 or explodes... 69 00:04:34,861 --> 00:04:37,091 or catches on fire... 70 00:04:37,164 --> 00:04:40,622 "x" is gonna equal me kicking your ass. 71 00:04:54,014 --> 00:04:58,849 So, anyway, Jackie's, uh, havin' trouble in school stuff... 72 00:04:58,919 --> 00:05:01,854 and, uh, I thought I should stay with her this weekend- 73 00:05:01,922 --> 00:05:04,447 tutor her in, you know, stuff. 74 00:05:06,726 --> 00:05:09,718 - Anyone? - I'm sorry, honey. 75 00:05:09,796 --> 00:05:12,788 I can't concentrate when your father's robe is open. 76 00:05:14,601 --> 00:05:17,365 Leave me alone. I'm ventilating. 77 00:05:18,672 --> 00:05:20,469 Okay. See ya Sunday. 78 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:32,017 Jeannie, I'm home. 79 00:05:32,085 --> 00:05:34,246 - Oh. 80 00:05:34,321 --> 00:05:35,982 Hello, GenieJackie. 81 00:05:36,056 --> 00:05:39,048 Hello, Master Major Michael. How was your day? 82 00:05:39,125 --> 00:05:42,288 Pretty good, pretty good. But I'm starvin'. 83 00:05:42,362 --> 00:05:44,353 I've been on the moon all day, and I missed lunch. 84 00:05:45,398 --> 00:05:47,525 - I can fix that. 85 00:05:49,669 --> 00:05:52,365 Damn. I love havin' a genie. 86 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:55,067 - Well, let's eat. - Okay. 87 00:05:55,141 --> 00:05:59,271 Unless you're hungry for something besides food, Master. 88 00:06:01,848 --> 00:06:06,842 Actually, I'm havin' a little problem in this department lately. 89 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:08,945 - Not anymore. 90 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:14,689 Ho-ho! You're the best genie ever! 91 00:06:28,275 --> 00:06:31,039 Hello? Pam? 92 00:06:31,111 --> 00:06:34,137 I'm back! 93 00:06:40,387 --> 00:06:43,686 You know, Red, with the house empty this weekend... 94 00:06:43,757 --> 00:06:47,921 it might be a- a nice opportunity for a little romance. 95 00:06:49,229 --> 00:06:51,288 Uh-huh. 96 00:06:54,701 --> 00:06:57,761 Is that, "Uh-huh, my passion burns for you"... 97 00:06:57,837 --> 00:07:01,773 or "Uh-huh, you're as exciting as an old hat"? 98 00:07:04,010 --> 00:07:06,808 Well, what kind of old hat? 99 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:10,008 How about a hat that's about to be super P.O.'d? 100 00:07:10,083 --> 00:07:13,211 Oh. Then the passion one. 101 00:07:16,389 --> 00:07:19,256 Okay. I'm gonna sneak some beer outta the fridge. You go be lookout. 102 00:07:19,326 --> 00:07:21,521 You can count on me. 103 00:07:40,981 --> 00:07:43,677 Hyde, the Formans are home. 104 00:07:45,118 --> 00:07:49,054 - A little late, Fez. - It's funnier this way. 105 00:07:51,825 --> 00:07:54,658 Okay, you two, out. 106 00:07:54,728 --> 00:07:58,220 Here. Here, you can each have a Snack Pack. 107 00:08:02,936 --> 00:08:04,927 Thank you, Mrs. Forman. 108 00:08:08,041 --> 00:08:10,134 Ooh. Chocolate. 109 00:08:13,847 --> 00:08:16,179 Okay, Kitty. 110 00:08:16,249 --> 00:08:18,740 I'm gonna cook you a romantic dinner. 111 00:08:18,818 --> 00:08:20,809 So, you go put on something pretty... 112 00:08:20,887 --> 00:08:23,856 and I'll warm up the toaster oven. 113 00:08:23,923 --> 00:08:28,883 Oh, wow. Dinner from the toaster oven. Ha ha. 114 00:08:28,962 --> 00:08:32,329 Well, whoop-de-do. I'll put on my fancy dress. 115 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:35,834 Okay. I'm gonna work on Plan "B." 116 00:08:35,902 --> 00:08:37,767 Oh, I would. 117 00:08:42,942 --> 00:08:45,137 This place is awesome. 118 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:50,549 I know. There's gotta be, like, 17 pillows on this bed. 119 00:08:51,751 --> 00:08:53,685 What's this? 120 00:08:53,753 --> 00:08:56,551 Oh, my God. It's a tiny fridge... 121 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:59,820 with, like, a million bottles of tiny liquor. 122 00:08:59,893 --> 00:09:04,762 And tiny cookies. 123 00:09:04,831 --> 00:09:09,825 Oh, yeah? Well, in there- tiny shampoo and tiny soap. 124 00:09:09,903 --> 00:09:12,394 Donna, I think elves work here. 125 00:09:14,441 --> 00:09:17,103 I feel so classy. 126 00:09:17,177 --> 00:09:19,168 I'm stealing all of it. 127 00:09:29,923 --> 00:09:32,756 Look, Pam, I'm really sorry about what happened... 128 00:09:34,094 --> 00:09:36,028 again. 129 00:09:36,096 --> 00:09:39,088 I must have the flu or something. 130 00:09:39,165 --> 00:09:42,430 Well, it's not like any flu I've ever heard of. 131 00:09:42,502 --> 00:09:44,970 Well, there's lots of kinds of flu, Pam! 132 00:09:47,474 --> 00:09:49,738 I'm sorry. 133 00:09:49,809 --> 00:09:52,369 Oh, well, don't take it so hard. 134 00:09:52,445 --> 00:09:54,436 Oops. Sorry. 135 00:09:56,649 --> 00:09:59,914 Look, just don't tell anybody, okay? 136 00:09:59,986 --> 00:10:05,618 Oh, Flopsy, I'm not gonna tell anybody. 137 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,683 I'm gonna tell everybody. 138 00:10:10,763 --> 00:10:13,425 - Eric. 139 00:10:15,468 --> 00:10:19,404 Do you know that if you mix Kahlúa and scotch, it tastes just like Dr. Pepper? 140 00:10:24,077 --> 00:10:26,272 You're cute. 141 00:10:29,182 --> 00:10:31,275 Okay. 142 00:10:33,186 --> 00:10:37,350 I think you're cute too... and a little drunk- 143 00:10:38,558 --> 00:10:41,049 which is gonna make my job a whole lot easier. 144 00:10:45,064 --> 00:10:46,998 What's that? 145 00:10:48,568 --> 00:10:51,628 - I guess the guy next door thinks we're being too loud. - Oh, yeah? 146 00:10:51,704 --> 00:10:54,332 What- 147 00:10:56,576 --> 00:10:58,567 Oh, my God. He just pounded right back. 148 00:11:00,146 --> 00:11:02,637 Uh, okay. You know what? Let's just be quiet. 149 00:11:02,715 --> 00:11:04,649 - But then he wins, Eric. 150 00:11:05,885 --> 00:11:08,353 We need to get the last pound. 151 00:11:12,392 --> 00:11:15,088 See? We won. We're not gonna take crap. 152 00:11:15,161 --> 00:11:17,095 We're gonna give it, 'cause we're fearless. 153 00:11:17,163 --> 00:11:22,100 - Oh, my God. He's at the door. 154 00:11:22,168 --> 00:11:24,500 Okay, you know what? I think I have a little fear. 155 00:11:24,571 --> 00:11:28,439 So, let's just, uh, be really quiet and pretend we're not here. 156 00:11:28,508 --> 00:11:30,999 - And maybe he'll just think we're not here. - Okay. 157 00:11:32,645 --> 00:11:34,579 Will you cut it out! 158 00:11:36,616 --> 00:11:39,847 Okay, look, just stay in here and shush. 159 00:11:39,919 --> 00:11:41,944 - Okay. 160 00:11:48,962 --> 00:11:50,896 - Eric! - Dad. 161 00:11:56,069 --> 00:11:58,003 Hey, it's Big Red. 162 00:11:59,272 --> 00:12:01,467 Son of a bitch! 163 00:12:09,415 --> 00:12:11,406 What the hell are you doing here? 164 00:12:11,484 --> 00:12:14,681 Wait. What are you doing here? 165 00:12:14,754 --> 00:12:17,245 Oh, my God. Who are you with? 166 00:12:18,324 --> 00:12:21,259 Your mother, you dumb-ass. 167 00:12:23,396 --> 00:12:25,557 Okay. I'm gonna make a deal with you. 168 00:12:25,632 --> 00:12:28,260 I never saw you. I don't know you're here. 169 00:12:28,334 --> 00:12:30,063 Wait. So we're good? 170 00:12:30,136 --> 00:12:32,832 No, no. You're gettin' your ass kicked on Monday. 171 00:12:32,905 --> 00:12:35,669 But for now, you shut up and stay here. 172 00:12:35,742 --> 00:12:38,905 If your mother sees you, my fun time is over. 173 00:12:44,984 --> 00:12:47,009 Oh, this is just awful! 174 00:12:47,086 --> 00:12:50,578 Oh. No, hey, cheer up. 175 00:12:50,657 --> 00:12:53,820 I've been in trouble with Red before. It's okay. 176 00:12:53,893 --> 00:12:56,726 No, it's not that. 177 00:12:56,796 --> 00:12:59,526 It's just seeing your dad reminded me of my dad. 178 00:12:59,599 --> 00:13:03,057 Your dad's going away on nice weekends and having fun... 179 00:13:03,136 --> 00:13:05,866 and my dad's out of work and sad. 180 00:13:05,938 --> 00:13:09,032 Plus your robe's not completely closed, and that reminds me of him too. 181 00:13:11,377 --> 00:13:13,675 Okay. Okay, you know what? 182 00:13:15,415 --> 00:13:18,316 Let's turn that frown upside-down. 183 00:13:18,384 --> 00:13:22,013 That's right. Let's have super-hot sex, baby. 184 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:28,588 And by super-hot sex, I mean... 185 00:13:28,661 --> 00:13:30,595 let's talk about your sad feelings. 186 00:13:35,568 --> 00:13:38,401 Okay, Jackie, I have some really terrible news about Kelso... 187 00:13:38,471 --> 00:13:40,405 that will make us both laugh a lot. 188 00:13:40,473 --> 00:13:43,408 Yeah. I already know. Pam Macy made this big announcement in gym. 189 00:13:54,821 --> 00:13:57,119 Jackie, this is where we both laugh a lot. 190 00:13:59,559 --> 00:14:02,027 Actually, Fez, I don't find it that funny. 191 00:14:02,095 --> 00:14:04,086 I kinda feel sad for him. 192 00:14:04,163 --> 00:14:06,961 But you hate him. He totally screwed you over. 193 00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:09,831 Yeah, but he's grown up a lot since then. 194 00:14:09,902 --> 00:14:12,063 And he's suffered, and I'm over it by now. 195 00:14:13,139 --> 00:14:15,073 Poor Michael. 196 00:14:15,141 --> 00:14:17,632 Poor Michael? 197 00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:21,373 Well, I see I have wasted my time talking to you. Good day, miss. 198 00:14:23,516 --> 00:14:26,747 - Wait, Fez. - I said good day. 199 00:14:31,057 --> 00:14:34,083 What should we do with all of this time alone? 200 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,560 - I'll get that. 201 00:14:36,629 --> 00:14:40,326 I ordered you a special surprise. 202 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,891 Ta-da! 203 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:46,996 Donna? Donna is my surprise? 204 00:14:47,073 --> 00:14:52,136 Donna? What the... heck are you doin' here, Donna? 205 00:14:53,613 --> 00:14:56,138 What the heck? 206 00:14:56,215 --> 00:14:59,048 Mrs. Forman, Eric is being a jerk, and I wanted to talk to my mom. 207 00:14:59,118 --> 00:15:01,450 But since she's not here, can I talk to you? 208 00:15:02,622 --> 00:15:04,613 Eric's here too? 209 00:15:04,690 --> 00:15:08,922 What on earth is goin' on? 210 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,156 What the heck? 211 00:15:11,230 --> 00:15:14,722 - Red, what is going on here? - Oh, I'm just as surprised as you. 212 00:15:14,801 --> 00:15:17,361 Oh, all right! 213 00:15:17,437 --> 00:15:21,498 - Eric and Donna are the noisy people next door. - And you didn't tell me? 214 00:15:21,574 --> 00:15:24,134 Hello, Mommy? 215 00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:26,906 I'm sad! 216 00:15:33,286 --> 00:15:36,380 Donna, where have you- 217 00:15:36,456 --> 00:15:38,981 Your mother kicked me out. 218 00:15:39,058 --> 00:15:41,618 Oh, no. 219 00:15:51,103 --> 00:15:53,571 I said no. 220 00:15:59,279 --> 00:16:01,941 Guys, I gotta tell you somethin'. 221 00:16:03,116 --> 00:16:05,050 I'm omnipotent. 222 00:16:20,734 --> 00:16:24,864 Huh. This does taste like Dr. Pepper. 223 00:16:26,506 --> 00:16:28,906 Told ya. 224 00:16:28,975 --> 00:16:31,136 Hey, you know what? I think I might puke. 225 00:16:31,211 --> 00:16:33,441 Oh, no, no, no. No, no. 226 00:16:33,513 --> 00:16:36,414 Honey, nobody gets sick in Mr. And Mrs. Forman's room. 227 00:16:39,686 --> 00:16:42,348 You know, it is a lovely room. 228 00:16:42,422 --> 00:16:44,583 Red just saw the brochure on the counter... 229 00:16:44,657 --> 00:16:47,148 and then he whisked me up and he brought me here. 230 00:16:47,227 --> 00:16:50,128 It was very Humphrey Bogart. 231 00:16:50,196 --> 00:16:52,630 Eric did the same thing for me. 232 00:16:52,699 --> 00:16:55,293 - Sometimes he's really sweet. - Uh-huh. 233 00:16:55,368 --> 00:16:57,302 Do you have a bucket? 234 00:16:57,370 --> 00:16:59,634 - Room service. 235 00:16:59,706 --> 00:17:02,539 Honey. Honey, pretty girls do not throw up. 236 00:17:08,948 --> 00:17:11,815 Oh, no, no. No, no. I didn't order this. 237 00:17:11,885 --> 00:17:15,377 Oh, uh, it was ordered by a Mr. Red Forman. 238 00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:21,718 Oh, my gosh. This must have been his surprise. 239 00:17:21,795 --> 00:17:25,788 Oh! Flowers, champagne. 240 00:17:25,865 --> 00:17:27,833 Cashews. 241 00:17:29,235 --> 00:17:31,726 The most expensive nut, you know. 242 00:17:33,072 --> 00:17:35,870 Oh, dear, sweet Red. I have to go see him. 243 00:17:35,942 --> 00:17:38,308 - Are you feeling better? - No. 244 00:17:38,378 --> 00:17:40,505 Okay, good. Nighty-night. 245 00:17:50,056 --> 00:17:53,958 Why is everything doing that? 246 00:17:59,032 --> 00:18:01,000 Hey, Michael. 247 00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:03,262 I heard what happened with Pam. 248 00:18:03,336 --> 00:18:07,500 And I want you to know, that according to CosmoPolitan magazine, you're not a freak. 249 00:18:07,574 --> 00:18:09,166 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 250 00:18:09,242 --> 00:18:11,710 They say that, lots of times when it happens to a guy... 251 00:18:11,778 --> 00:18:15,544 it's not that he can't, it's just that he secretly doesn't want to. 252 00:18:15,615 --> 00:18:17,549 Okay, well, not to criticize... 253 00:18:17,617 --> 00:18:20,950 but Cosmo's never seen Pam Macy naked. 254 00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:24,285 Michael, just think about it. Do you like Pam? 255 00:18:24,357 --> 00:18:26,552 Well, I like parts of her. 256 00:18:28,094 --> 00:18:30,221 Well, maybe that's not enough. 257 00:18:30,296 --> 00:18:35,199 And maybe your body's mature enough to realize that even if your brain isn't. 258 00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:41,031 Okay, well, you know, if this is about maturity... 259 00:18:41,107 --> 00:18:43,234 then I want nothing to do with it. 260 00:18:44,277 --> 00:18:48,407 Look, Michael, don't worry, okay? 261 00:18:48,481 --> 00:18:50,676 When you find the girl you're meant to be with... 262 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,980 you'll be able to do all the stuff you want. 263 00:18:53,052 --> 00:18:55,247 I promise. 264 00:18:55,321 --> 00:18:58,688 I hope you're right. Thanks, Jackie. 265 00:19:05,832 --> 00:19:07,823 - I'm back. - What? 266 00:19:11,504 --> 00:19:14,598 Nothin'. Good hug! 267 00:19:21,581 --> 00:19:23,515 Out. 268 00:19:25,351 --> 00:19:28,184 But it's my room. 269 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:30,188 Love ya, sweetie. 270 00:19:37,096 --> 00:19:39,530 Donna. 271 00:19:39,599 --> 00:19:42,397 Donna, are you there? 272 00:19:42,468 --> 00:19:46,404 - Donna, Please oPen the door, Please. 273 00:19:52,312 --> 00:19:54,712 Great. I'm locked out of both rooms. 274 00:19:55,815 --> 00:19:59,808 Well, at least I don't have any pants. 275 00:19:59,886 --> 00:20:03,617 I want you to open that door right now. Our daughter's in there, and she's drunk. 276 00:20:04,691 --> 00:20:07,091 I really shouldn't be doing this. 277 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:10,596 Okay. Then I'll just sue you... until you're dead. 278 00:20:15,335 --> 00:20:18,702 - You get off my daughter.! - Bob.! What the hell? 279 00:20:18,771 --> 00:20:20,705 Red? 280 00:20:20,773 --> 00:20:24,368 Ooh.! Kitty, what a Pretty nightgown. 281 00:20:24,444 --> 00:20:26,378 Thank you, Midge. 282 00:20:28,047 --> 00:20:30,538 Could you hand it to me, Please? 283 00:20:36,422 --> 00:20:40,756 Look, I'm sorry about getting all tipsy last night. 284 00:20:40,827 --> 00:20:43,091 Oh, no. Please, I'm sorry. 285 00:20:43,162 --> 00:20:45,790 - The fight was all my fault. - Fight? We had a fight? 286 00:20:48,368 --> 00:20:50,666 No. 287 00:20:50,737 --> 00:20:53,365 - What did you do? - Nothing. 288 00:20:53,439 --> 00:20:57,808 Obviously you did something. I want to know what it is in case I'm still mad about it. 289 00:20:59,045 --> 00:21:01,946 Well, okay. 290 00:21:02,015 --> 00:21:05,712 I had said that you were the most beautiful girl in the world... 291 00:21:05,785 --> 00:21:08,777 and then you got all mad and said, "Get bent." 292 00:21:10,857 --> 00:21:14,384 Not your finest hour, but... I still love you. 293 00:21:15,695 --> 00:21:18,687 Wow. You must be really upset about this. 294 00:21:18,765 --> 00:21:21,131 Um... 295 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,566 kind of, yeah. 296 00:21:23,636 --> 00:21:26,469 Well, come on, Eric. Let's turn that frown upside-down. 297 00:21:26,539 --> 00:21:29,167 That's right. Let's have super-hot sex, baby. 298 00:21:31,077 --> 00:21:33,671 Oh, crap. 299 00:21:38,551 --> 00:21:41,042 Well, GenieJackie, I am in the mood... 300 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:44,283 for some hot master-genie lovin'. 301 00:21:44,357 --> 00:21:46,450 Oh, I'm sorry, Master Major Michael. 302 00:21:46,526 --> 00:21:49,518 But what we are going to have is a warm master-genie friendship. 303 00:21:49,595 --> 00:21:52,359 In fact, I am the master now, and you are the genie. 304 00:21:59,005 --> 00:22:01,473 Except you will not have any genie powers. 305 00:22:01,541 --> 00:22:03,475 You will just do as I say. 306 00:22:03,543 --> 00:22:06,034 Now, do my math homework, Genie. 307 00:22:08,548 --> 00:22:10,482 No.!