1 00:00:07,864 --> 00:00:10,357 Oh, my first X-rated movie. 2 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:16,136 I don't know what's going on, but that is the luckiest pizza boy ever. 3 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:22,157 Yeah, I'll say. There's at least nine boobs in this shot alone. 4 00:00:22,226 --> 00:00:26,064 Guys, I feel bad. I mean, Jackie finally takes me back... 5 00:00:26,134 --> 00:00:30,199 and I reward her by sneaking off to see some trashy porno babes. 6 00:00:30,275 --> 00:00:32,838 Oh, wow! 7 00:00:32,914 --> 00:00:35,715 That seems like it would tickle. 8 00:00:35,787 --> 00:00:39,750 Oh, nothing's going to happen in this scene. It's just two ladies. 9 00:00:45,940 --> 00:00:48,502 Oh, bravo, nice plot twist. 10 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,017 All right, guys, I gotta go. 11 00:00:53,088 --> 00:00:55,354 I don't thinkJackie would like me being here. 12 00:00:55,425 --> 00:00:57,953 And you should pick up your dress on the way out. 13 00:01:02,506 --> 00:01:05,069 Oh, wow! 14 00:01:05,145 --> 00:01:07,547 Does everyone do that? 15 00:01:07,616 --> 00:01:11,386 Because I don't do that. 16 00:01:11,457 --> 00:01:14,554 I just stick to two or three key moves and- 17 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:18,598 God, they don't even come close to that. 18 00:01:19,674 --> 00:01:21,736 Oh, Eric, I have not done anything... 19 00:01:21,812 --> 00:01:25,877 but even I, had I done anything, would have already done that. 20 00:01:29,126 --> 00:01:32,064 Hangin'out 21 00:01:32,132 --> 00:01:34,125 Down the street 22 00:01:35,940 --> 00:01:37,933 The same old thing 23 00:01:39,715 --> 00:01:41,708 We did last week 24 00:01:42,921 --> 00:01:47,453 Not a thing to do 25 00:01:47,529 --> 00:01:50,934 But talk to you 26 00:01:51,004 --> 00:01:52,735 We're all all right 27 00:01:52,807 --> 00:01:54,673 We're all all right 28 00:01:54,745 --> 00:01:57,147 Hello, Wisconsin.! 29 00:02:03,261 --> 00:02:06,427 Jackie, you know I love you... 30 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:08,995 and you know how much I've changed, right? 31 00:02:09,073 --> 00:02:11,909 Yeah? 32 00:02:11,979 --> 00:02:14,849 Oh, what'd you do? 33 00:02:14,918 --> 00:02:16,911 I went to a stag film. 34 00:02:16,989 --> 00:02:20,052 But then it turned out that there weren't any stags at all. 35 00:02:20,128 --> 00:02:24,364 It was just naked people having sex. 36 00:02:24,437 --> 00:02:26,874 Go ahead and punish me. 37 00:02:26,942 --> 00:02:29,846 No, Michael, I'm not gonna punish you. 38 00:02:29,915 --> 00:02:32,385 You were honest with me, and honesty should be rewarded. 39 00:02:33,555 --> 00:02:36,652 Wow. I'm not in trouble and I get a reward? 40 00:02:38,431 --> 00:02:41,562 - Is it a cash reward? 41 00:02:41,637 --> 00:02:45,372 No, Michael, the reward is feeling better about yourself. 42 00:02:45,445 --> 00:02:47,347 Oh. 43 00:02:50,757 --> 00:02:53,660 Mmm, smells good. Whatcha making? 44 00:02:53,729 --> 00:02:55,995 Oh, a little lemon meringue and pot roast... 45 00:02:56,067 --> 00:02:58,800 and my sister Paula is coming and seven-layer salad. 46 00:02:58,873 --> 00:03:02,973 Ahh. Seven-lay- Hey, wait a second. 47 00:03:03,048 --> 00:03:06,418 Red, now please, be nice. We haven't seen her in almost six years. 48 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:11,156 - Yeah, not since she got arrested. - No, not arrested, detained. 49 00:03:12,867 --> 00:03:17,103 She showed up in the backseat of a police car with lights flashing. 50 00:03:17,176 --> 00:03:21,674 I had to tell the neighbors that she was the mayor of Cincinnati. 51 00:03:21,752 --> 00:03:24,222 - Oh, there she is. 52 00:03:24,290 --> 00:03:28,025 You wait. She's gonna hit me up for money like she always does. 53 00:03:42,694 --> 00:03:45,723 That's gonna cost me. 54 00:03:52,579 --> 00:03:55,142 - Oh, my God.! - Kitty! 55 00:03:55,218 --> 00:03:57,154 Oh, my God! Look at you! 56 00:03:57,222 --> 00:04:00,023 I know, I know, I'm fabulous. 57 00:04:02,599 --> 00:04:06,232 - Look, huh, at me. - Oh, my God. 58 00:04:06,307 --> 00:04:08,870 You're wearing stockings. Red, she's wearing stockings. 59 00:04:08,946 --> 00:04:12,681 Oh, oh, and matching shoes! 60 00:04:12,754 --> 00:04:17,457 Oh, come on, Red. I know you're dying for a nibble. 61 00:04:17,529 --> 00:04:20,991 Paula, you're so pink. 62 00:04:21,070 --> 00:04:26,810 Oh, well, sure, sure. I gotta match my brand-new car. 63 00:04:26,882 --> 00:04:28,818 Go ahead, pet her. 64 00:04:31,057 --> 00:04:34,257 Well, ooh, ooh, I wanna pet her too. 65 00:04:36,634 --> 00:04:38,604 Why did you paint it with Pepto-Bismol? 66 00:04:40,675 --> 00:04:44,844 It's not Pepto-Bismol. It's Luscious Blushes. 67 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:49,586 And only the top Kathy May salesperson gets one of these babies. 68 00:04:49,660 --> 00:04:51,790 So you stole it from her? 69 00:04:51,865 --> 00:04:56,067 I have all the money that I owe you. Here it is. 70 00:04:56,140 --> 00:05:00,547 Oh, my God. You have cash. Red, she has cash. 71 00:05:03,254 --> 00:05:06,454 Honey, Red, Red, Red, really, you don't have to count it. 72 00:05:06,527 --> 00:05:09,397 Oh, well, of course. You're family. 73 00:05:09,466 --> 00:05:13,167 Oh, honey, honey, honey! 74 00:05:13,241 --> 00:05:17,443 Honesty's cool, man. It's like I can do anything wrong... 75 00:05:17,516 --> 00:05:20,785 and then ask for forgiveness, and then I'm good again. 76 00:05:20,856 --> 00:05:23,190 I mean, someone should invent a religion like that. 77 00:05:24,964 --> 00:05:28,459 Okay, so did anyone besides me think that some of the guys in that movie... 78 00:05:28,538 --> 00:05:32,535 were not completely... average? 79 00:05:33,949 --> 00:05:37,353 Like, you know, they were way, way... 80 00:05:37,422 --> 00:05:39,358 above average? 81 00:05:40,963 --> 00:05:44,926 Well, you don't go into that line of work when you're below average. 82 00:05:45,004 --> 00:05:49,638 You just pray some hot, redheaded neighbor girl likes you for your personality. 83 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:55,115 What are you talking about? Those men were completely average. 84 00:05:55,191 --> 00:05:58,391 In fact, I found the guy with the mustache downright puny. 85 00:06:00,268 --> 00:06:03,730 See now, Fez, that's not honest. 86 00:06:03,809 --> 00:06:07,715 I mean, we all know you're small in the pants. 87 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:11,815 What I'm saying is, is from here on in, I'm only telling the truth. 88 00:06:11,892 --> 00:06:15,058 In fact, I'm gonna come clean toJackie about everything. 89 00:06:16,768 --> 00:06:20,936 Fine. You want honesty? I'll give you honesty. 90 00:06:21,010 --> 00:06:23,412 We are all small in the pants. 91 00:06:26,721 --> 00:06:31,094 Kelso, this might be your best idea ever. You know what? 92 00:06:31,163 --> 00:06:35,604 You should make a list of all the lies you've ever told toJackie, and I'll help you. 93 00:06:35,672 --> 00:06:39,077 'Cause all's I really want is for you to be happy. 94 00:06:39,146 --> 00:06:41,616 Hey, you guys, honestly... 95 00:06:41,685 --> 00:06:45,853 you don't think Donna's, you know, bored, right? 96 00:06:45,926 --> 00:06:49,387 'Cause those guys in the movie, they didn't do the same move twice. 97 00:06:49,466 --> 00:06:52,302 And I've done the same move, like... 98 00:06:52,372 --> 00:06:54,308 always. 99 00:06:55,645 --> 00:06:58,208 I'll bet they go to a special school or something. 100 00:06:58,284 --> 00:07:00,254 I mean, they're like doctors at doing it. 101 00:07:01,791 --> 00:07:03,727 Eric, dinner. 102 00:07:03,795 --> 00:07:07,860 Oh, no. Now I have to act normal. 103 00:07:10,809 --> 00:07:12,745 But I get to eat, yeah! 104 00:07:24,102 --> 00:07:26,835 - Aunt Paula, you look great. - Oh. 105 00:07:26,908 --> 00:07:29,504 And so pink. 106 00:07:29,580 --> 00:07:31,482 Oh, Eric, you're so cute. 107 00:07:31,550 --> 00:07:34,545 Here's 20 bucks. 108 00:07:34,623 --> 00:07:36,787 Aunt Paula is awesome! 109 00:07:38,865 --> 00:07:42,167 So, Paula, tell me more about the ship captain. 110 00:07:42,238 --> 00:07:44,333 Oh, that was just a fling, you know. 111 00:07:44,409 --> 00:07:46,937 Didn't you have a fiancé the last time we saw you? 112 00:07:47,015 --> 00:07:50,545 Red, now there is no reason to rehash ancient history, is there? 113 00:07:50,622 --> 00:07:55,793 No, it's okay. It turned out he lived on some sort of commune... 114 00:07:55,866 --> 00:07:57,961 where everyone called him God. 115 00:07:58,037 --> 00:08:00,405 And there were- there were guns. 116 00:08:00,475 --> 00:08:05,179 And I really could never figure out why God would need a gun. 117 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:08,713 But there were some fun parties. Whoo! 118 00:08:15,939 --> 00:08:18,934 That's hilarious! 119 00:08:19,012 --> 00:08:23,476 Life has gotten so much better since I moved to Indianapolis. 120 00:08:23,554 --> 00:08:27,392 I mean, things move so much faster in the big city. 121 00:08:27,462 --> 00:08:29,933 One day you're wondering if you'll ever find happiness... 122 00:08:30,001 --> 00:08:34,705 and the next, you're waving the starting flag at the Indy 500. 123 00:08:36,815 --> 00:08:39,719 - You waved the Indy flag? - Mm-hmm. 124 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:43,521 Oh, God, you're the coolest. 125 00:08:43,594 --> 00:08:47,831 Mom, how funny is it that while Aunt Paula was at Indy... 126 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:51,103 you were probably at, like, Price Mart. 127 00:08:56,721 --> 00:09:01,253 Ooh, ooh, ooh, who wants pie? It's meringue. 128 00:09:01,330 --> 00:09:06,204 Well, enough about me. Kitty, dear, what have you been up to? 129 00:09:06,273 --> 00:09:08,607 Well, you know, it's funny you should ask... 130 00:09:08,677 --> 00:09:11,274 because we have been super, super busy. 131 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:14,881 Oh, no, she quit her job. She's not up to anything. It's kind of boring. 132 00:09:14,957 --> 00:09:19,695 So, did you meet Dick Trickle? 133 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,862 Eric! 134 00:09:27,615 --> 00:09:30,382 What? He's a race car driver. 135 00:09:30,454 --> 00:09:33,825 His name is Dick Trickle. 136 00:09:33,895 --> 00:09:37,664 Oh, my God, listen to my voice! I'm so loud! 137 00:09:46,955 --> 00:09:52,227 Oh, well, will you look at this? Here's me, captain of the cheerleaders. 138 00:09:52,298 --> 00:09:56,033 "Most likely to succeed." "Best laugh." 139 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,615 Oh, here's Paula. 140 00:10:02,786 --> 00:10:04,722 What's that on her cheek? 141 00:10:04,790 --> 00:10:08,456 Oh, she had a little sledding accident with her face that year. 142 00:10:08,530 --> 00:10:11,525 - Typical. - I know. 143 00:10:13,474 --> 00:10:15,741 Things were so different then. 144 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:23,054 Kitty, oh! You so deserve this. You're the best. 145 00:10:23,127 --> 00:10:26,099 Oh, aren't you sweet? 146 00:10:28,838 --> 00:10:31,331 Boy, oh, boy, Chet sure is lucky. 147 00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:33,403 He's got the keenest girl in school. 148 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:35,781 Oh, stop! 149 00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:38,722 - Congratulations, Kitty. - Thanks, Paula. 150 00:10:38,792 --> 00:10:40,819 I knew you'd win. You always do. 151 00:10:40,896 --> 00:10:44,300 - No, not always. - Well, I want a kiss from the queen. 152 00:10:44,369 --> 00:10:49,437 Well, Chet, you have been an awfully loyal subject. 153 00:10:49,512 --> 00:10:52,416 You guys, I'd like you to meet my date, Marvin. 154 00:10:54,055 --> 00:10:57,995 Marvin? Sweetie? Sweetie? 155 00:10:59,199 --> 00:11:01,135 Okay. 156 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:03,571 Okay. 157 00:11:12,658 --> 00:11:14,594 And now, I'm a housewife... 158 00:11:14,662 --> 00:11:19,434 and she goes on cruises with Dick Trickle. 159 00:11:20,574 --> 00:11:23,307 You don't know what she's not telling you. 160 00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:25,874 I mean, just because she's more successful than you... 161 00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:28,115 doesn't mean that she's happy. 162 00:11:30,862 --> 00:11:33,332 More successful? 163 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:36,372 Well, it's just that she has so many- 164 00:11:37,675 --> 00:11:41,206 And she's- she's very- 165 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:44,312 Look, money. 166 00:11:48,832 --> 00:11:51,895 I love it when you do that. 167 00:11:51,971 --> 00:11:54,168 Good to know. Good to know. 168 00:11:56,213 --> 00:11:58,376 And how about when I do this? 169 00:12:05,832 --> 00:12:08,462 Geez, Eric, what the hell? 170 00:12:08,537 --> 00:12:11,168 Okay, okay, I'll just go back up to the ear. 171 00:12:11,243 --> 00:12:13,874 Get away from me, you pig! 172 00:12:13,948 --> 00:12:16,009 Where are my pants? 173 00:12:16,086 --> 00:12:20,858 - Wait. Wait, it was an accident. 174 00:12:20,929 --> 00:12:22,956 Look, I have a feather. 175 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,688 He did? 176 00:12:34,756 --> 00:12:36,692 What the heck for? 177 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,696 I don't know. 178 00:12:40,334 --> 00:12:44,274 In like what universe is that sexy? 179 00:12:44,342 --> 00:12:49,011 Only one- the skinny, pervert universe. 180 00:12:51,556 --> 00:12:53,823 It was just so strange. 181 00:12:53,894 --> 00:12:57,025 I mean, usually he just sticks to, like, two or three key moves. 182 00:12:59,171 --> 00:13:01,870 You know, I bet it's because of that nudie flick they saw yesterday. 183 00:13:03,748 --> 00:13:05,684 They went to an X-rated movie? 184 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:08,086 Didn't Eric tell you? 185 00:13:08,156 --> 00:13:09,955 No. 186 00:13:13,734 --> 00:13:16,500 God, why would Eric go see something like that? 187 00:13:16,572 --> 00:13:18,633 I mean, is our sex life so boring... 188 00:13:18,711 --> 00:13:22,206 that he has to sneak around and watch other people do it? 189 00:13:22,284 --> 00:13:25,085 Donna, of course it is. 190 00:13:26,159 --> 00:13:27,924 It's okay. 191 00:13:35,878 --> 00:13:40,444 So, um, what's going on here? 192 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:45,326 Packing a picnic lunch for your next African safari? 193 00:13:45,397 --> 00:13:49,235 No, I thought I'd make my strudel for the boys. 194 00:13:49,305 --> 00:13:53,040 It feels nice having people to cook for. 195 00:13:54,248 --> 00:13:56,343 Huh. 196 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,788 Well, um- 197 00:13:58,858 --> 00:14:00,794 Sounds like your, uh... 198 00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:03,560 jet-set life gets pretty lonely, huh? 199 00:14:03,633 --> 00:14:06,230 - Oh, no, I have lots of friends. - Oh, right, right. 200 00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:09,243 But, um, all the friends in the world... 201 00:14:09,311 --> 00:14:13,411 don't make up for having to come home from the Bahamas to an empty house, do they? 202 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:16,926 I actually enjoy my privacy. 203 00:14:16,994 --> 00:14:20,023 Hmm, privacy. 204 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:23,938 Loneliness. It's a fine line, isn't it? 205 00:14:24,008 --> 00:14:26,878 Okay, Kitty, is something wrong? 206 00:14:26,947 --> 00:14:30,317 Yeah, something is wrong. Why are you here? 207 00:14:30,387 --> 00:14:32,414 Because I missed you. 208 00:14:32,491 --> 00:14:36,728 And I wanted you to see that I'm finally okay. 209 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,430 Okay or better than me? 210 00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:43,275 Better than you? Oh, Kitty, you're my sister and- 211 00:14:43,346 --> 00:14:48,516 Fine. I'm finally a success, and I wanted to come back and rub your face in it. 212 00:14:48,590 --> 00:14:51,323 And I did, and I liked it! 213 00:15:00,146 --> 00:15:03,084 Well, good for you. 214 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:07,856 It must have been hard living in my shadow, because I was popular and you weren't. 215 00:15:07,929 --> 00:15:11,368 And I had a life and you didn't. That's right. I said it. 216 00:15:11,435 --> 00:15:15,170 You heard me. You were a schlub. A schlub! 217 00:15:23,192 --> 00:15:25,594 Oh, I am so sorry. 218 00:15:25,664 --> 00:15:28,135 Oh, I'm sorry too. 219 00:15:28,202 --> 00:15:31,733 Oh, I just- I don't know what is the matter with me. 220 00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:34,337 - I know. - I should be just thrilled... 221 00:15:34,415 --> 00:15:37,012 that you're finally on your feet, and instead, I'm just- 222 00:15:37,087 --> 00:15:39,557 I'm acting like a jealous little ninny. 223 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:43,224 Kitty, would you like a makeover? 224 00:15:43,299 --> 00:15:46,601 Oh, I really would. 225 00:15:46,672 --> 00:15:48,437 Okay. 226 00:15:48,509 --> 00:15:51,778 L-I won't look like a whore, will I? 227 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,619 No, no, I promise. 228 00:15:56,827 --> 00:15:58,854 Okay, Jackie. 229 00:15:58,931 --> 00:16:03,531 There are some things I haven't been honest about that I feel like you should know. 230 00:16:03,606 --> 00:16:05,975 Okay. 231 00:16:06,045 --> 00:16:08,481 Why are they here? 232 00:16:08,549 --> 00:16:12,387 Well, Hyde helpfully pointed out that it's not really honesty... 233 00:16:12,457 --> 00:16:15,327 unless your friends are allowed to watch. 234 00:16:19,906 --> 00:16:22,069 So, anyway, I made a list. 235 00:16:22,144 --> 00:16:24,580 The list was my idea. 236 00:16:24,648 --> 00:16:26,641 Thank you for that, Hyde. 237 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,350 Okay, so let's just get started. 238 00:16:29,425 --> 00:16:32,591 Um, that picture you saw of me in kindergarten? 239 00:16:32,664 --> 00:16:36,434 Those weren't puffy pants. It was a big boy diaper. 240 00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:44,013 And that time you came out of the shower, and you thought you saw a flash? 241 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,023 I did take your picture. 242 00:16:49,999 --> 00:16:52,835 This one time you asked me if you had anything in your teeth? 243 00:16:52,905 --> 00:16:56,207 And you did, but I said no, 'cause it's funnier that way. 244 00:17:02,725 --> 00:17:06,186 When we were about to fool around, and I said that I washed my hands? 245 00:17:06,265 --> 00:17:09,567 But really I just got done playing with like six dogs. 246 00:17:17,187 --> 00:17:20,091 - But that's not as bad- - All right, Michael, stop! 247 00:17:20,159 --> 00:17:24,566 Okay, Michael, I think we need to work on selective honesty. 248 00:17:24,635 --> 00:17:26,731 Yes, that and basic hygiene. 249 00:17:30,714 --> 00:17:33,982 Seriously, good God, man. 250 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,990 Okay, Michael... 251 00:17:36,058 --> 00:17:40,658 unless one of your secrets involves kissing a girl, I don't need to know about it. 252 00:17:42,037 --> 00:17:43,973 Okay. All right. 253 00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:48,072 Oh, science fact. Dogs are cleaner than humans. 254 00:17:52,223 --> 00:17:55,252 Oh, you poor pink bastard. 255 00:18:00,406 --> 00:18:02,809 Well, well.! 256 00:18:02,878 --> 00:18:05,280 What have we here? 257 00:18:08,322 --> 00:18:11,989 All right. I got 20 minutes till my wife comes back... 258 00:18:12,063 --> 00:18:13,999 so, uh, pucker up. 259 00:18:18,142 --> 00:18:20,578 Okay, you two lovebirds. 260 00:18:20,647 --> 00:18:22,583 I'm off. 261 00:18:22,651 --> 00:18:24,815 Oh, bye-bye, Red. Oh! 262 00:18:24,889 --> 00:18:27,416 Oh, Paula, thank you so much. 263 00:18:27,494 --> 00:18:29,555 Oh, oh, Kitty. 264 00:18:29,631 --> 00:18:31,658 What are sisters for, huh? 265 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,933 I'll talk to you in a couple of days. 266 00:18:34,007 --> 00:18:36,068 And you remember what I said. 267 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,718 Oui, oui, ma soeur. 268 00:18:51,675 --> 00:18:54,876 - So what's with all the French? 269 00:18:54,949 --> 00:18:58,855 - Did she call me something? - No. 270 00:18:58,924 --> 00:19:02,624 She said, "Search for life to live life," which is my new motto. 271 00:19:02,698 --> 00:19:04,633 Paula made me see that I have been in a rut. 272 00:19:04,702 --> 00:19:09,109 But the good news is, from now on, I am just going to explore life. 273 00:19:10,313 --> 00:19:12,249 But you're- 274 00:19:14,689 --> 00:19:19,893 You're all pretty now with your big red lips. Isn't that enough? 275 00:19:19,966 --> 00:19:23,166 Oh, I love you, Red Forman. 276 00:19:23,239 --> 00:19:25,175 And no. 277 00:19:26,746 --> 00:19:31,779 All right, fine. But if you paint my car pink, it's over. 278 00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:43,807 Oh, hey, I was just looking at- Hey! 279 00:19:44,882 --> 00:19:49,118 Okay, where did you get the idea to... 280 00:19:52,330 --> 00:19:55,701 do what you did? 281 00:19:55,771 --> 00:19:58,606 I went to see this movie... 282 00:19:58,676 --> 00:20:01,204 and it was a- 283 00:20:01,281 --> 00:20:03,342 Well, I guess you could call it an art film. 284 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:07,359 - Eric! - Okay, fine, Donna. It was an X-rated film. 285 00:20:07,427 --> 00:20:10,456 And it just- There were all these people... 286 00:20:10,533 --> 00:20:13,369 and they were doing all these things that we've never done. 287 00:20:13,439 --> 00:20:18,747 And it seemed like they really enjoyed doing this one thing especially. 288 00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:24,351 And I just thought, you know, who would enjoy doing that one thing especially? 289 00:20:24,427 --> 00:20:26,522 My lady. 290 00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:30,104 Eric, listen to me... 291 00:20:30,172 --> 00:20:32,165 because this is gosh-darn important. 292 00:20:33,747 --> 00:20:36,913 You don't do that, not without asking. 293 00:20:39,057 --> 00:20:41,927 So, if I had asked- 294 00:20:41,996 --> 00:20:44,330 The answer's still no! 295 00:20:48,008 --> 00:20:49,807 Are you bored with our sex life? 296 00:20:49,879 --> 00:20:52,749 Oh, God, no. Just the opposite. 297 00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:54,754 I figured that you had to be bored. 298 00:20:54,822 --> 00:20:59,229 And it was our hundredth time, and I just wanted to do something special. 299 00:21:00,299 --> 00:21:02,896 Oh, my God, you count? 300 00:21:04,441 --> 00:21:06,377 No. 301 00:21:07,547 --> 00:21:10,041 Oh, my God, that's so sweet. 302 00:21:12,758 --> 00:21:16,128 But do me a favor. Next time you're gonna do something weird... 303 00:21:16,198 --> 00:21:19,295 gimme a little more warning, so I can brace myself. 304 00:21:22,243 --> 00:21:24,874 Or tell you to back the hell off. 305 00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:30,956 - Right. - Because no matter how much I love you... 306 00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:33,362 that was unpleasant. 307 00:21:38,843 --> 00:21:43,284 I'm sorry, you guys. I can't hang out. I gotta go meetJackie. 308 00:21:45,857 --> 00:21:47,918 Don't look at me like that. 309 00:21:49,431 --> 00:21:51,401 All right, five more minutes, but that is it. 310 00:21:51,468 --> 00:21:54,873 Come on. Who wants to show me their belly, huh? 311 00:21:54,942 --> 00:21:58,848 Come on. Come here, buddy! 312 00:22:03,492 --> 00:22:06,761 Come here, baby. Who's my little baby, huh? 313 00:22:06,833 --> 00:22:09,828 Who's my little baby?