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So, everyone
enjoying dinner?

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- Good.

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Now, um, I want to talk to everyone about
helping me with the church fund-raiser.

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Freeze.

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Okay, so-

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God's Magic Circle is our
church's women's auxiliary...

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and I volunteered to help
organize their next fund-raiser.

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And bravo, I say.
Bra... vo.

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Now, if you'll please excuse me,
I have to attend a meeting.

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It's, uh- It's
very important, so-

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Okay.

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Now, as you all know, um,
I'm stuck in a rut.

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And, um, I'd really-

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l-I just need to get out of the house
and-and experience new things.

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- But, Mom, I think you should-
- And I want your support...

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which, by the way,
I always give you...

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Mr. "I want to be a jazz guitarist."

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Eric, if your mother wants you...

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and Archie and Jughead here
to help her...

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then you're going to help her.

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- You'reJughead.
- You'reJughead.

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- You're soJughead, it's not even debatable.
- You are so- Ow!

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Steven, stop hitting Jughead.

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- See?
- Hey.

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This is important to her...

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and we should
support her for this.

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So you guys'll help out.

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Well, thank you, Red.
And you're coming too.

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Oh, no, Kitty. I, uh-
I have a meeting.

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With you... at church.

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- Nice save, Dad.
- Shut up.

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Hangin'out

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Down the street

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The same old thing

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We did last week

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Not a thing to do

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But talk to you

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We're all all right

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We're all all right

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Hello, Wisconsin.!

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No, see, Fez, Bazooka Joe
wanted to see time fly...

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so Mort threw the clock
out the window.

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So time flew. Get it?

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Did the clock break?

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I don't know.
That's not really the point.

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It's still a pretty big
waste of a clock.

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Okay. Well, I gotta go.

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- See you later, sweetie.
- See you.

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You guys
are such a cute couple.

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- Yeah, I know. I really like Caroline.
- Me too. She's nice.

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For a psycho.

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Hyde, take that back.

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Psycho.

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You are a gifted mime.

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But that hurts.

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Hyde, Caroline's not a psycho.
You just don't get women.

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We have emotions. We're ruled
by the moon and the tides.

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And pretty clothes.

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Yeah, we should hang out with her,
you know, make her feel welcome.

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Yeah, you can never have
too many friends.

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Sometimes you feel like a nut;
sometimes you don't.

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Hey, you guys,
you know who was crazy?

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This camp counselor I once had who
used to make everyone do turbo sit-ups.

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But he'd put a towel over your face,
and then when you went to do the sit-up-

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He'd pull the towel away, and you'd
have to put your face in his butt.

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Donna, you stole the funny part.

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Well, Eric, I've heard it like eight times.

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Okay, I'm sorry.
Tell the story again.

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I'll laugh.

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But it'll be fake though, right?

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Oh, yeah.

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- Okay, guys, I once had this camp counselor-

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Oh, my God, you guys.
The Petersons just got a new dog.

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Let's go!

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Okay, now, I have
work assignments for everyone.

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- Red, you're selling raffle tickets.
- I'm your man.

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And don't yell at the customers.

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I'm kinda your man.

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- And smile.
- You need another man.

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Okay, Michael, Steven,
you're in charge of bingo.

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And, Eric, I thought
you could run the cakewalk.

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Sure. What's cakewalk?

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It's cake and walking.

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What are you, on dope?

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So, uh, Pastor Dave,
what do you think?

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Gosh, Kitty, I'm impressed.

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I can't remember the last time a God's Magic
Circle fund-raiser looked so gosh darn wonderful.

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Hiya, gang.

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Hi, Pastor Dave.

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Say, God's Magic Circle-That sounds
like an Eric Clapton song, doesn't it, kids?

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Yes, Pastor Dave.

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Rock on, kids.

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Rock on, Pastor Dave.

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Come on, string bean.
Will you stop the record already?

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Hey, I'm in charge.
I'll stop it when I'm good and ready.

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And that's not because of you.
It's just 'cause I was ready.

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Okay, congratulations, Ed.
You win a chocolate cake.

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But I'm allergic to chocolate.

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Then why are you
in the cakewalk, Ed?

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I thought this was the line
for the bathroom.

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Now, don't you screw this up.
I want that marmalade cake.

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Sure, yeah, all right, pumpkin.
I was just talking to this guy over here-

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Oh, just forget it. You're gonna
screw it up. You always do.

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Just go stand over there.

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All right, my turtle dove.
Right over here.

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For the love of God,
let my wife win the cake.

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Well, it's in the hands
of the Lord now, sir.

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Okay, everyone, get ready
for another exciting round of cakewalk.

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- Would you believe she was once the sweetest...

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most beautiful girl in high school?

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Of course she was.

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A word of advice, kid.

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Never marry your
high school sweetheart.

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Why not?

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Oh, that's it, Glen.
Just keep slouching.

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- You're not mousy enough.
- That's why.

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- Hot as a Pistol.!

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Boy, did I take thesejerks
to the cleaners.!

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Hey! That's a craps table.

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Yep. Except here it's called "cripes."

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Would you like to be
the next holy roller?

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Are you kidding? Next to prayer,
craps is my favorite thing about church.

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Well, enjoy yourself. I gotta
go check out the Last Supper bake sale.

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Free cupcakes for anyone
who doesn't deny the Lord!

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We gotta win
the Rock'em Sock'em Robots.

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These are the most
technologically advanced...

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of all the plastic,
spring-loaded boxing robots.

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Who knows?
Maybe we'll get lucky.

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Or... we could cheat.

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Kelso, man, you're willing to cheat?

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Here in the house of the Lord?

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You're coming along nicely.

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Yeah, I mean, it's not that bad.

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Because technically
we're only in the basement of the Lord.

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And I'll bet
he never comes down here.

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Yeah, good point.

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Plus what old lady wants
Rock'em Sock'em Robots...

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or a box of Pop Rocks
or a SuperBall?

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Yeah. Yeah. I mean,
they could hurt themselves.

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You give the elderly Pop Rocks,
and they could get all foamy and stroke out.

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- So we're helping.
- We're helping.

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B-7.

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Bingo!

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Gosh, that's lucky.

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- That's Donna.
- Oh, look at that. A carrot top, huh?

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Ah, that's great, kid.
Just great.

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You know,
I was a lot like you-

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a milky-white loser
with a cheap haircut...

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and less muscle tone
than a canned ham.

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Okay, first of all, Glen...

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I'm wiry, okay?

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Yeah, I was dating
the hottest looking girl in the school.

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Thought I had it made.

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- So what happened?
- I don't know really.

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One day we just realized
that she had heard all of my stories...

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and I had heard all of her stories...

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and, well, that's when she stopped
being nice and started eating.

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Oh, God, Donna eats.

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Better watch it there, kid.
It starts small.

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A few wise-ass comments, and then they're
puttin' you down in front of your friends.

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Donna, you stole the funny part.

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Well, Eric, I've heard it like eight times.

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Then before you know it,
you're praying for death.

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Either hers or yours.

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Either way, at least it's quiet.

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You really
brought me down, man.

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Yeah.
Yeah, I do that.

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00:11:00,724 --> 00:11:02,990
You guys are so much fun
to hang out with.

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We really are.

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00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:08,700
So what does Cosmo say
about me? I'm a Gemini.

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Um, okay, the twins.

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Two people trapped in one body.
So you're like a split personality.

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If you ever say that again,
I'll kill you.

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I'm kidding.

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You guys, I'm psycho,
remember? Whoo-hoo!

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00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:31,781
Wow, that was-
that was really good.

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I almost wet myself.

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00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:38,692
All right. All right.
Enough small talk.

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- So, is Fez, like, an amazing kisser?
- Jackie, don't make me blush.

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00:11:42,908 --> 00:11:46,313
No, she's only asking because when she
kissed him, he did this thing with his tongue.

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00:11:46,382 --> 00:11:50,686
- You kissed Fez?
- Oh, my God. It was so nothing.
He had this stupid crush on me.

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Shut up!

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00:11:57,036 --> 00:11:59,633
If either of you
ever touch my boyfriend...

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I will hunt you down like animals.

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Understand?

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00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:14,159
You're kidding, right?

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00:12:14,238 --> 00:12:16,674
You're kidding, right!

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I'll scratch your big,
dumb eyes out! Got it?

189
00:12:25,761 --> 00:12:28,824
Oh, my God.

190
00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:31,770
I know.
Her nails are beautiful.

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00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:47,063
I just wanted to thank you once again
for doing such a wonderful job, Kitty.

192
00:12:47,136 --> 00:12:49,072
Well, I'll tell you, Pastor Dave...

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00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:51,976
it feels so good to get out of the house
and do something important.

194
00:12:52,046 --> 00:12:55,747
You know who else got out of the house
and did something important? Jesus.

195
00:12:58,693 --> 00:13:01,631
And lucky for us he did.

196
00:13:06,509 --> 00:13:08,445
Are you all right?

197
00:13:08,513 --> 00:13:12,647
Well, I ran out of underwear,
and I'm wearing my swimsuit, and, uh-

198
00:13:12,721 --> 00:13:14,850
I've said too much.

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00:13:30,891 --> 00:13:33,294
Eric?

200
00:13:41,044 --> 00:13:43,481
I'm the richest man in church!

201
00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:46,386
Fellas, these dice like me.

202
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,491
Whoa! Oh, yeah!

203
00:13:51,566 --> 00:13:54,868
B-l-N-G-O!

204
00:13:54,939 --> 00:13:59,540
And that spells losers. Losers.

205
00:14:00,617 --> 00:14:02,246
Damn it!

206
00:14:02,321 --> 00:14:05,156
Never marry your high school sweetheart.

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00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:33,079
- Oh, hey, did I tell you-
- Heard it!

208
00:14:38,559 --> 00:14:40,961
Who ate the last doughnut?

209
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,614
I did.

210
00:14:52,621 --> 00:14:54,557
Son of a bitch.

211
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,366
You ate the first 11!

212
00:14:59,435 --> 00:15:01,337
Oh, shut up!

213
00:15:04,378 --> 00:15:08,318
No, I won't.
I weigh 80 pounds.

214
00:15:09,755 --> 00:15:13,786
Look at you!
Do you know why I'm bald?

215
00:15:13,863 --> 00:15:16,266
My body is eating its own hair!

216
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,721
- Hey!
- Hey!

217
00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:31,822
Hey, Diamond Jim, come here.

218
00:15:31,899 --> 00:15:33,892
How's the abandoned raffle going?

219
00:15:33,969 --> 00:15:36,166
Kitty, I'm on fire.

220
00:15:36,241 --> 00:15:39,179
I just rolled four
hard eights in a row!

221
00:15:39,247 --> 00:15:43,688
God is bending the laws
of probability just for me.

222
00:15:45,526 --> 00:15:49,660
Hey. We won everything.

223
00:15:50,736 --> 00:15:53,367
Yeah, we're just
supernaturally lucky.

224
00:15:53,442 --> 00:15:56,175
Hey, Mom, I got
some bad, bad news for you.

225
00:15:56,248 --> 00:16:00,712
For every one doughnut I get,
Donna gets 11.

226
00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:03,660
Storm's a-brewin'.

227
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:07,931
Eric, how could you leave the cakewalk?
Just look at those people.

228
00:16:10,141 --> 00:16:14,412
- Kitty, how's everything going?
- Just great. Everything's great.

229
00:16:14,484 --> 00:16:18,549
You kids buy a raffle ticket?
Third prize is a rock and roll record.

230
00:16:18,626 --> 00:16:23,432
John Denver's Greatest Hits.
He fills up your senses.

231
00:16:26,742 --> 00:16:30,546
I ask for one day of help,
and this is what I get?

232
00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:33,918
Um, yeah.

233
00:16:33,989 --> 00:16:35,925
Oh, wonderful.

234
00:16:35,993 --> 00:16:38,396
I started out in-in God's Magic Circle...

235
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:41,960
and ended up in Satan's Evil Square.

236
00:16:42,039 --> 00:16:47,107
I can't believe any of you can walk
into a church without bursting into flames.

237
00:16:47,183 --> 00:16:51,020
- Kitty, we're-
- Okay, you know what? Just forget it. Just go.

238
00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:53,493
And please leave your ill-gotten gains.

239
00:17:06,321 --> 00:17:09,418
I won them. They're mine.

240
00:17:13,869 --> 00:17:16,170
- Hi, Mom. We're sorry.
- Very sorry.

241
00:17:16,241 --> 00:17:18,939
- Welcome home.
- I love you so much.

242
00:17:19,013 --> 00:17:21,450
Okay, you know what?
Just stop.

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00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,454
- I'm not mad at you.
- You're not?

244
00:17:23,522 --> 00:17:26,790
No. On my way home,
while dreaming...

245
00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:31,964
about being married to someone else
and having his children...

246
00:17:32,039 --> 00:17:35,843
I, um- I realized
that this is all my fault.

247
00:17:35,913 --> 00:17:38,008
All right!

248
00:17:38,084 --> 00:17:40,453
Hold on.
This may be a trap.

249
00:17:41,892 --> 00:17:45,126
No. I shouldn't have forced
you to come with me...

250
00:17:45,199 --> 00:17:49,867
when what I really wanted was just-
just to do something for myself.

251
00:17:49,941 --> 00:17:52,970
Look, Kitty, I'm sorry.

252
00:17:53,047 --> 00:17:56,248
And if there's anything
that you wanna do from now on...

253
00:17:56,321 --> 00:17:59,316
you should go and do it
if it makes you happy.

254
00:17:59,394 --> 00:18:03,801
And we'll support you
by... not going with you.

255
00:18:05,573 --> 00:18:07,509
Would that be good?

256
00:18:07,577 --> 00:18:10,447
Yes. Thank you, Red.

257
00:18:10,516 --> 00:18:14,286
Good. You're welcome.

258
00:18:20,536 --> 00:18:23,201
Wow. You and Mom.

259
00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:26,770
You were-You were fighting,
and then you just made up.

260
00:18:26,848 --> 00:18:30,185
And you guys have been married
for like a million years.

261
00:18:32,092 --> 00:18:34,188
It fills my heart with hope.

262
00:18:36,268 --> 00:18:39,068
That's it.
You're going in the army.

263
00:18:43,047 --> 00:18:45,074
She was scary.

264
00:18:45,151 --> 00:18:47,952
Really scary.

265
00:18:48,024 --> 00:18:51,429
Okay, Exorcist scary.

266
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,866
Fez, you have to break up with her.

267
00:18:53,936 --> 00:18:55,872
Okay, you two are overreacting.

268
00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:58,935
She is a little loony,
but she wouldn't hurt you.

269
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,881
Hey.

270
00:19:01,952 --> 00:19:04,719
Hello, my sweet girlfriend.

271
00:19:09,634 --> 00:19:13,267
We've been over this!

272
00:19:13,342 --> 00:19:15,437
Caroline!

273
00:19:15,512 --> 00:19:17,778
Touch Fez and die!

274
00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:20,981
- Stop it! These are my friends!
- Oh, really?

275
00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:24,223
Did they shoplift 30 dollars' worth
of indelible ink markers...

276
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,563
and write your name
on every inch of their room?

277
00:19:26,635 --> 00:19:29,105
Every inch! Did they?

278
00:19:33,114 --> 00:19:37,020
Um, did you guys do that?

279
00:19:38,392 --> 00:19:40,624
- No.
- No.

280
00:19:40,696 --> 00:19:43,463
Well, there you have it.

281
00:19:45,306 --> 00:19:50,248
Um, Caroline,
I have to break up with you.

282
00:19:50,316 --> 00:19:54,814
Why? And don't say it's because
I'm crazy. Because I'm not crazy.

283
00:19:54,891 --> 00:19:58,558
Oh, no. Oh- Oh, no.

284
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:03,665
Of cour- Of course not.
It's just, um- It's just, um-

285
00:20:05,612 --> 00:20:08,516
- Donna and I are in love.
- What?

286
00:20:08,585 --> 00:20:11,523
- Oh, my God.
- Ewww!

287
00:20:11,591 --> 00:20:14,927
Yes, we are freaky for each other.

288
00:20:16,234 --> 00:20:18,796
Please tell her. Please.

289
00:20:20,376 --> 00:20:23,177
What if she tries to kill me?

290
00:20:23,248 --> 00:20:25,616
You're a giant.
You can take her.

291
00:20:45,225 --> 00:20:48,823
Oh, my God. You're really
breaking up with me?

292
00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:55,444
Is that okay?

293
00:20:55,512 --> 00:20:59,179
Fez, I just want to say...

294
00:20:59,253 --> 00:21:03,887
that you will never be as happy
as you were with me!

295
00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:08,062
Ever. And until you realize that,
I'll be seeing you.

296
00:21:08,137 --> 00:21:11,702
And by "I'll be seeing you,"
I mean that I'll be watching you.

297
00:21:11,778 --> 00:21:15,878
But you won't know it. Except
I just told you, so you do know it.

298
00:21:17,957 --> 00:21:22,899
Anyway, this isn't over!

299
00:21:30,182 --> 00:21:33,746
Whew. Sure am glad that's over.

300
00:21:45,879 --> 00:21:51,015
One, two, three, go!

301
00:21:52,393 --> 00:21:54,329
Damn it.

302
00:21:57,035 --> 00:21:58,971
Damn it.

303
00:21:59,039 --> 00:22:01,442
All right, mine's broken. Did-

304
00:22:05,786 --> 00:22:07,949
Robots are stupid.

