1 00:00:03,410 --> 00:00:05,503 - Hi. - Hi. 2 00:00:05,579 --> 00:00:08,514 - What you doing? - Oh, just writing in my journal. 3 00:00:08,582 --> 00:00:11,016 Like in Star Trek? 4 00:00:12,786 --> 00:00:17,052 Captain's log, stardate 1978. 5 00:00:17,124 --> 00:00:20,093 God, I'm so hot. 6 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:23,323 My beautiful red hair and giant jugs... 7 00:00:23,397 --> 00:00:28,164 seem to... drive all life-forms wild. 8 00:00:28,235 --> 00:00:31,568 Oh, my God, Eric. That's exactly what I was writing. 9 00:00:34,942 --> 00:00:38,400 I'm gonna go make some popcorn and get some sodas. 10 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:41,505 My beautifully sculpted hindquarters... 11 00:00:41,582 --> 00:00:44,551 flounce downstairs to... 12 00:00:45,586 --> 00:00:47,520 procure nourishment. 13 00:00:47,588 --> 00:00:50,421 - Shut up. - Okay. 14 00:00:53,327 --> 00:00:56,421 Eric. 15 00:00:56,497 --> 00:00:58,988 Eric. 16 00:00:59,066 --> 00:01:01,762 Yes, Donna's journal? 17 00:01:02,903 --> 00:01:05,394 I am the book of secrets, Eric. 18 00:01:05,472 --> 00:01:08,805 Don't you wanna know what she really thinks about you? 19 00:01:08,876 --> 00:01:11,436 Read me. Read me. 20 00:01:11,512 --> 00:01:13,742 You know, I really shouldn't. 21 00:01:13,814 --> 00:01:15,782 Suit yourself. 22 00:01:21,455 --> 00:01:23,389 But beware- 23 00:01:23,457 --> 00:01:27,951 what you learn here cannot be unlearned. 24 00:01:28,028 --> 00:01:30,519 Okay, do you want me to read you or not? 25 00:01:30,597 --> 00:01:33,122 Sorry. 26 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:36,033 Eric and I went to second base tonight. 27 00:01:36,103 --> 00:01:38,196 He was hilarious. 28 00:01:41,608 --> 00:01:46,170 The Prom is gonna be magical. I think tonight I'm Finally gonna sleeP with Eric. 29 00:01:48,248 --> 00:01:51,240 Which is like Woodstock, but for vans. 30 00:01:51,318 --> 00:01:54,412 Anyway, I think I'm Finally gonna sleeP with Eric. 31 00:01:54,488 --> 00:01:56,979 I love him so much. 32 00:01:57,057 --> 00:02:00,720 Tonight I'm Finally gonna sleeP with Eric. 33 00:02:03,397 --> 00:02:06,696 Okay, let's just skip to the last page. 34 00:02:06,767 --> 00:02:09,258 I had the weirdest dream about Eric last night. 35 00:02:09,336 --> 00:02:12,567 He was Eric, but he was also Steven Tyler from Aerosmith... 36 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:14,903 and he looked really wicked and dangerous. 37 00:02:16,577 --> 00:02:19,045 Yeah! Wicked and dangerous. 38 00:02:19,112 --> 00:02:21,103 Which is so not Eric. 39 00:02:24,117 --> 00:02:26,881 Sometimes I wish he were like that. 40 00:02:26,954 --> 00:02:29,548 Quick! Put me down! Someone's coming! 41 00:02:31,625 --> 00:02:33,684 Hi! Hello. 42 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:37,491 How are you? I didn't do anything. You look pretty. 43 00:02:41,635 --> 00:02:43,569 Hangin'out 44 00:02:44,571 --> 00:02:46,562 Down the street 45 00:02:48,375 --> 00:02:50,366 The same old thing 46 00:02:52,145 --> 00:02:54,136 We did last week 47 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:59,877 Not a thing to do 48 00:02:59,953 --> 00:03:03,354 But talk to you 49 00:03:03,423 --> 00:03:05,152 We're all all right 50 00:03:05,225 --> 00:03:07,056 We're all all right 51 00:03:07,127 --> 00:03:09,561 Hello, Wisconsin.! 52 00:03:15,902 --> 00:03:19,633 Hey! Glad you're back. I missed you so. 53 00:03:25,445 --> 00:03:28,710 - Did you read my journal? - What journal? 54 00:03:28,782 --> 00:03:32,809 You know, my captain's log. 55 00:03:32,886 --> 00:03:35,719 No. Oh! No. 56 00:03:35,789 --> 00:03:38,019 I was just, uh- 57 00:03:38,091 --> 00:03:42,425 I was, uh, going through your underwear drawer. 58 00:03:42,496 --> 00:03:47,661 Yeah. I know. That's why I look so guilty. 59 00:03:47,734 --> 00:03:49,725 Because I was, like, you know... 60 00:03:49,803 --> 00:03:54,240 taking out your underwear and rubbing it against my skin. 61 00:03:56,076 --> 00:04:00,342 I can't stay away from your underwear. That's my curse. 62 00:04:00,414 --> 00:04:03,247 So, anyway, see you tomorrow. 63 00:04:05,218 --> 00:04:09,211 Gong him. Gong him! Gong him! 64 00:04:12,926 --> 00:04:14,951 Yes! 65 00:04:15,028 --> 00:04:19,260 This isn't gonna work, Jackie. 66 00:04:19,332 --> 00:04:21,800 What, Michael? 67 00:04:21,868 --> 00:04:24,860 This isn't gonna work, Jackie. 68 00:04:26,773 --> 00:04:30,869 - What? What isn't gonna work? - I'm sorry, but you and l- 69 00:04:30,944 --> 00:04:33,913 - They're here! They're here! - What? What? 70 00:04:33,980 --> 00:04:36,778 - Oh, my God! Michael, what'd you say? - Huh? I said, "What?" 71 00:04:38,485 --> 00:04:41,420 My X-ray specs are here. 72 00:04:41,488 --> 00:04:43,979 According to the ad in the Richie Rich comic... 73 00:04:44,057 --> 00:04:46,582 with these, you can see through a lady's clothes. 74 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:52,261 Okay, Jackie, prepare to be ogled. 75 00:05:02,442 --> 00:05:04,376 Swindled again. 76 00:05:07,914 --> 00:05:10,212 Kitty, where's the Band-Aids? 77 00:05:10,283 --> 00:05:13,275 I cut my thumb with a hacksaw. 78 00:05:13,353 --> 00:05:17,722 Oh, Red, you know those things are dangerous. 79 00:05:17,791 --> 00:05:21,283 Well, I tried cutting the metal pipe with a flower... 80 00:05:23,296 --> 00:05:26,231 but it was real slow going. 81 00:05:27,801 --> 00:05:31,999 Well, seeing as how you're being all snarky anyway... 82 00:05:33,707 --> 00:05:37,803 may as well tell you, Pastor Dave is coming to dinner tonight. 83 00:05:39,613 --> 00:05:43,310 Not tonight! There's a Packer RePort on tonight. 84 00:05:43,383 --> 00:05:45,442 They're doing a tribute to Vince Lombardi. 85 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:49,478 Red, you know I'm trying to get more involved with the church, so he is coming. 86 00:05:49,556 --> 00:05:52,582 Kitty, if Pastor Dave comes over, we'll never get rid of him. 87 00:05:52,659 --> 00:05:57,323 He'll just go on and on about how great God is. 88 00:06:03,637 --> 00:06:05,571 Well, he is. 89 00:06:07,407 --> 00:06:10,069 He said, "This isn't going to work, Jackie." 90 00:06:10,143 --> 00:06:12,634 What if Michael secretly wants to break up? 91 00:06:12,712 --> 00:06:15,044 I need to get him to sleep again. 92 00:06:15,115 --> 00:06:19,245 What if his unconscious mind knows something his conscious mind doesn't? 93 00:06:26,626 --> 00:06:28,617 Well, let's hope so. 94 00:06:30,764 --> 00:06:32,925 At least he's not as boring as Eric. 95 00:06:32,999 --> 00:06:36,264 We're not talking about Eric. We're talking about Kelso. 96 00:06:36,336 --> 00:06:41,330 Untrustworthy, two-timing, sneaks-around- behind-your-back-and-reads-your-journal Kelso. 97 00:06:44,444 --> 00:06:49,108 Okay, Donna, I'm sensing we're not talking about me and Michael anymore... 98 00:06:49,182 --> 00:06:52,015 so... bye! 99 00:06:52,085 --> 00:06:55,521 Ow! Don't pinch me, you lumberjack! 100 00:06:57,090 --> 00:07:00,389 Jackie, I think Eric read my private journal. 101 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:04,829 Oh. Is this about the dream where you wished Eric was Steven Tyler? 102 00:07:07,133 --> 00:07:10,466 Hey, do you know who I really love? 103 00:07:10,537 --> 00:07:13,165 - Jesus. - Well, yes. 104 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,800 But I was going to say Vince Lombardi. 105 00:07:17,777 --> 00:07:22,441 - You're a Packer man? - Are you kidding? I bleed cheese. 106 00:07:22,515 --> 00:07:26,315 Well, I'm not sure, but I think there may be a Packer RePort on tonight. 107 00:07:26,386 --> 00:07:28,877 Red, I think you might be right. 108 00:07:28,955 --> 00:07:31,423 I think it could start in eight and a half minutes. 109 00:07:31,491 --> 00:07:34,722 Then what do you say we choke our dinners down, get our asses on the couch? 110 00:07:34,794 --> 00:07:36,989 Amen! 111 00:07:37,063 --> 00:07:41,830 Red, can you help me in the kitchen, please? 112 00:07:41,902 --> 00:07:43,893 Right now, please? 113 00:07:49,609 --> 00:07:52,339 Red, this night is not about football. 114 00:07:52,412 --> 00:07:54,380 This night is about company. 115 00:07:54,447 --> 00:07:57,007 And our company wants to watch the Packer RePort. 116 00:07:57,083 --> 00:08:00,814 He spends his life doing the Lord's work... 117 00:08:00,887 --> 00:08:04,345 and if you would deny this holy little man... 118 00:08:04,424 --> 00:08:07,416 that simple pleasure... 119 00:08:07,494 --> 00:08:10,429 well, God have mercy on your soul. 120 00:08:11,564 --> 00:08:14,294 Just can it, Red. Bring him his food. 121 00:08:15,735 --> 00:08:17,703 You got six minutes. 122 00:08:17,771 --> 00:08:19,762 I'm eating! 123 00:08:26,112 --> 00:08:29,809 - Where is your Band-Aid? - Oh, I don't know. I had it on a second ago. 124 00:08:29,883 --> 00:08:32,351 Must have come off while I was serving the- 125 00:08:37,757 --> 00:08:40,055 Done! 126 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:49,864 Hey, Leo, thanks for letting us hang out here. 127 00:08:49,936 --> 00:08:53,235 I just- I didn't want to see Donna after what she wrote. 128 00:08:53,306 --> 00:08:55,706 Forman, no one cares. 129 00:08:56,977 --> 00:08:59,639 That's true, man. 130 00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:03,809 Listen, you guys know I don't allow alcohol in my house... 131 00:09:03,883 --> 00:09:06,875 so you're just gonna have to drink sake instead. 132 00:09:12,392 --> 00:09:15,225 "Sake" it to me, Leo. 133 00:09:15,295 --> 00:09:18,128 Don't start with the sake jokes, Fez. 134 00:09:18,198 --> 00:09:20,530 Oh, put a "sake" in it. 135 00:09:23,603 --> 00:09:26,970 Well, this would be fun if I wasn't so miserable. 136 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,702 Look, Forman, we're happy to sit here... 137 00:09:29,776 --> 00:09:33,644 and drink these tiny allegedly alcoholic drinks... 138 00:09:33,713 --> 00:09:36,546 but we don't wanna hear you bitch about Donna all night. 139 00:09:36,616 --> 00:09:41,110 Oh. Don't worry, Hyde. I don't feel like talking about Donna. 140 00:09:45,325 --> 00:09:48,817 You see, the thing about Donna is- 141 00:09:48,895 --> 00:09:51,386 Here we go. 142 00:09:51,464 --> 00:09:54,797 She acts like everything's all cool, okay? 143 00:09:54,868 --> 00:09:58,031 And then, all of a sudden... 144 00:09:58,104 --> 00:10:01,232 I'm no Steven Tyler. 145 00:10:01,307 --> 00:10:03,969 Oh, Eric, give it up, for heaven's "sake." 146 00:10:09,849 --> 00:10:11,840 You're still the king, man. 147 00:10:14,220 --> 00:10:17,815 Man, I thought we were past the phase where we had to impress each other. 148 00:10:17,891 --> 00:10:19,825 You are. 149 00:10:19,893 --> 00:10:24,523 Now you're in the she-dumps-you- for-a-biker-with-a-wicked-tattoo phase. 150 00:10:24,597 --> 00:10:27,088 The most entertaining of all phases. 151 00:10:28,401 --> 00:10:30,699 Oh, my God. 152 00:10:30,770 --> 00:10:32,761 Oh, my God, Hyde! That's it! 153 00:10:32,839 --> 00:10:35,467 A tattoo's dangerous! 154 00:10:35,542 --> 00:10:40,138 There's a place next to the liquor store. I could go get one right now. 155 00:10:40,213 --> 00:10:43,944 No way, man. 156 00:10:46,653 --> 00:10:50,145 We're not gonna let you go to some sleazy tattoo parlor... 157 00:10:50,223 --> 00:10:55,217 and spend money for something you'll regret for the rest of your life. 158 00:10:55,295 --> 00:10:58,628 I'll tattoo you for free, man. 159 00:10:58,698 --> 00:11:02,190 I'm pretty sure I used to do this for a living. 160 00:11:12,811 --> 00:11:14,802 - How cool am I? 161 00:11:16,915 --> 00:11:19,247 A tattoo of my girlfriend's name. 162 00:11:19,318 --> 00:11:22,151 How's that for dangerous? 163 00:11:22,221 --> 00:11:25,384 Yeah, I think Debbie's really gonna like this. 164 00:11:27,459 --> 00:11:29,950 Wait. Debbie? No. Donna. 165 00:11:31,463 --> 00:11:33,397 Right. 166 00:11:36,302 --> 00:11:38,862 Okay. No problem. 167 00:11:38,937 --> 00:11:42,498 - I can fix it. - Fix what? 168 00:11:42,574 --> 00:11:45,065 Relax. Debbie will never notice it. 169 00:11:46,378 --> 00:11:48,403 It's Donna. 170 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:51,210 See, now you moved, man! 171 00:11:51,283 --> 00:11:54,275 It's okay. I can make that into a flower. 172 00:11:55,754 --> 00:11:59,918 Oh, you know what you should get? Boobs. 173 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:03,453 Big boobs on your butt. 174 00:12:03,529 --> 00:12:06,054 That's classy. 175 00:12:06,131 --> 00:12:08,622 Hey, I can turn the B's into boobs. 176 00:12:10,369 --> 00:12:12,633 Wait. What B's? 177 00:12:13,939 --> 00:12:18,239 Like in Debbie, your girlfriend? 178 00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:20,244 It's Donna! 179 00:12:21,313 --> 00:12:23,247 Oh, right. 180 00:12:24,683 --> 00:12:27,413 Oh, I can fix that. 181 00:12:28,754 --> 00:12:30,745 Hey. Jackie. 182 00:12:30,823 --> 00:12:34,884 Hey, Michael. I'm really glad you're here. 183 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,690 Okay! Time to go to sleep! 184 00:12:37,763 --> 00:12:41,255 Oh, sleep? Whoa! I thought we were gonna do it. 185 00:12:42,501 --> 00:12:45,231 Michael, I invited you over for a sleepover... 186 00:12:45,304 --> 00:12:47,295 not a do-it over. 187 00:12:48,674 --> 00:12:51,575 Okay? I told you. We're gonna wait until we're ready. 188 00:12:51,643 --> 00:12:53,634 So, uh, go to sleep. 189 00:12:54,813 --> 00:12:57,475 No, Jackie, I'm not tired. 190 00:12:58,650 --> 00:13:01,050 But, you know... 191 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:04,783 I always get tired right after. 192 00:13:04,857 --> 00:13:07,348 Yeah, you don't have to tell me, Michael. 193 00:13:09,928 --> 00:13:12,920 I know! We'll read out loud. Yeah! 194 00:13:12,998 --> 00:13:17,867 I'll be Nancy Drew, and you could be her pudgy friend Bess. 195 00:13:17,936 --> 00:13:20,871 Oh, damn it! I'm always Bess. 196 00:13:25,411 --> 00:13:28,403 And then Bart Starr fakes a handoff to Anderson... 197 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:32,644 and finds Dowler in the end zone for the winning touchdown! 198 00:13:32,718 --> 00:13:35,209 Wow, on TV it seemed confusing... 199 00:13:35,287 --> 00:13:37,778 but with peanuts, it's all so clear. 200 00:13:39,525 --> 00:13:44,053 - Can I see you in the kitchen for a minute, please? - Yeah, just one second. 201 00:13:44,129 --> 00:13:47,462 You go ahead and set 'em up again, and I'll show you how the Packers won the Ice Bowl. 202 00:13:47,533 --> 00:13:49,524 All right! 203 00:13:52,304 --> 00:13:56,104 Okay, Red, don't you think it's time your little friend went home? 204 00:13:57,476 --> 00:14:00,138 Kitty, I'm just being sociable, like you asked. 205 00:14:00,212 --> 00:14:02,612 - Just being a good host. - Oh, sure. 206 00:14:02,681 --> 00:14:07,015 All good hosts feed their guests Band-Aids. 207 00:14:07,085 --> 00:14:10,577 Band-Aid, Kitty. Don't exaggerate. 208 00:14:20,732 --> 00:14:23,724 Oh, my God! 209 00:14:26,472 --> 00:14:28,963 Hospital, please. 210 00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:35,471 "And Nancy Drew and Bess left the police station... 211 00:14:37,449 --> 00:14:41,613 and went to celebrate the solving of the crime with hot fudge sundaes." 212 00:14:43,655 --> 00:14:45,589 The end. 213 00:14:45,657 --> 00:14:48,319 Wow. 214 00:14:48,393 --> 00:14:50,759 Nancy's so smart. 215 00:14:52,431 --> 00:14:54,991 Read another one. 216 00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:57,001 Fine. 217 00:14:57,069 --> 00:15:01,165 Okay, Nancy Drew and the Mysterious Charming Clock. 218 00:15:04,243 --> 00:15:07,474 "And they celebrated the solving of the mystery of the clock... 219 00:15:07,546 --> 00:15:10,447 with hot fudge sundaes." 220 00:15:10,516 --> 00:15:12,450 The end. 221 00:15:12,518 --> 00:15:16,352 Guess we solved the mystery of why Bess was so pudgy. 222 00:15:25,597 --> 00:15:28,088 This isn't going to work, Jackie. 223 00:15:29,468 --> 00:15:32,130 What isn't going to work? 224 00:15:32,204 --> 00:15:35,367 I can't sleep with you staring at me. 225 00:16:11,343 --> 00:16:14,210 Eric, how did you get so hot? 226 00:16:15,581 --> 00:16:18,277 I got a tattoo. 227 00:16:21,887 --> 00:16:24,321 Eric's perfect. 228 00:16:33,365 --> 00:16:35,458 Oh, yeah. Ow. 229 00:16:35,534 --> 00:16:37,468 Ow. 230 00:16:39,004 --> 00:16:40,938 Oh, yeah. 231 00:16:45,577 --> 00:16:50,446 So, are you telling me that you fed me a Band-Aid? 232 00:16:52,351 --> 00:16:55,252 Well, um, to be honest... 233 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,447 Red fed you the Band-Aid. 234 00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:02,449 How did this happen? 235 00:17:02,527 --> 00:17:06,293 Red, why don't you diagram it for him with peanuts? 236 00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:12,066 Look, Dave, I'm real sorry. 237 00:17:12,137 --> 00:17:15,573 I didn't realize how sick a Band-Aid would make you. 238 00:17:15,641 --> 00:17:19,634 Well, thank you for your belated honesty... 239 00:17:19,711 --> 00:17:24,910 but the doctor said I had food poisoning from an undercooked sausage. 240 00:17:24,983 --> 00:17:28,885 Food Poisoning? That's Kitty's dePartment. 241 00:17:31,657 --> 00:17:34,490 I have never undercooked a sausage in my life. 242 00:17:34,559 --> 00:17:37,357 I have a system. It's foolproof. 243 00:17:37,429 --> 00:17:40,421 Hey, Kitty, it's okay. 244 00:17:40,499 --> 00:17:42,592 We all make mistakes. 245 00:17:42,668 --> 00:17:45,000 L- 246 00:17:45,070 --> 00:17:49,473 Vince Lombardi is overrated. That's right. He is overrated. 247 00:17:50,909 --> 00:17:53,139 Ignore her. She's hysterical. 248 00:17:57,683 --> 00:18:00,174 This isn't going to work, Jackie. 249 00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:04,921 Us, Michael? Are we not gonna work? 250 00:18:04,990 --> 00:18:07,959 No. The car. 251 00:18:08,026 --> 00:18:11,018 Jackie, the carburetor's busted. 252 00:18:13,532 --> 00:18:16,524 This was all because of a stupid car? 253 00:18:16,601 --> 00:18:19,536 We're gonna have to take the bus to our wedding. 254 00:18:22,374 --> 00:18:24,501 Our wedding? 255 00:18:24,576 --> 00:18:27,739 Oh, Michael. That is so sweet. 256 00:18:27,813 --> 00:18:30,111 I love you, Michael Kelso. 257 00:18:30,182 --> 00:18:32,844 I love you too, Jackie Onassis. 258 00:18:55,907 --> 00:18:58,171 Eric, what the hell? 259 00:18:59,411 --> 00:19:01,402 Did you just kick my door? 260 00:19:03,281 --> 00:19:05,306 No. 261 00:19:05,383 --> 00:19:07,943 But I got a surprise. 262 00:19:09,554 --> 00:19:13,957 I got a tattoo. Guess where. On my butt. 263 00:19:14,025 --> 00:19:15,856 Why? 264 00:19:17,863 --> 00:19:20,024 Why? 265 00:19:20,098 --> 00:19:23,465 Because I'm dangerous, lady. 266 00:19:27,305 --> 00:19:31,469 Eric, I want you to be honest with me, and I promise I won't get mad. 267 00:19:32,878 --> 00:19:35,506 Did you read my journal? 268 00:19:35,580 --> 00:19:39,573 Um, yeah. 269 00:19:39,651 --> 00:19:42,245 You sneaky little dill-hole! 270 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,618 No! You know who's sneaky? 271 00:19:44,689 --> 00:19:47,681 People who go around writing their feelings in their journals... 272 00:19:47,759 --> 00:19:50,250 and not telling their boyfriends what they feel. 273 00:19:50,328 --> 00:19:52,819 So, you know what? I'm not sorry. 274 00:19:52,898 --> 00:19:55,423 I'm so sorry. 275 00:19:57,135 --> 00:20:00,764 You want to know how I feel? Fine. I'll tell you how I feel. 276 00:20:00,839 --> 00:20:03,501 "Today at lunch I was looking at Eric when he didn't know it... 277 00:20:03,575 --> 00:20:07,636 and I just couldn't believe how much I love him and how lucky I am to be with him." 278 00:20:07,712 --> 00:20:11,705 - Why couldn't you read that page? - Because you came back. 279 00:20:14,953 --> 00:20:17,080 Look, Donna- 280 00:20:18,924 --> 00:20:23,623 Look, I'm really sorry, but, you know, it's just sometimes I get... 281 00:20:23,695 --> 00:20:25,629 worried, you know? 282 00:20:25,697 --> 00:20:29,292 Well, you know what? Suck it up. 283 00:20:31,203 --> 00:20:34,366 Eric, these are my private thoughts, and I'm allowed to have them. 284 00:20:34,439 --> 00:20:37,431 You have to stop trying to be what you think I want you to be... 285 00:20:37,509 --> 00:20:40,569 and just, like, be yourself. 286 00:20:42,214 --> 00:20:45,706 - Okay. I think I'm gonna go. - Well, wait. 287 00:20:45,784 --> 00:20:48,082 Take off your pants. 288 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:52,647 Really? All right. 289 00:20:52,724 --> 00:20:54,715 No. To show me your tattoo. 290 00:20:54,793 --> 00:20:57,284 - I knew that. Yeah. I knew that. - Right. Yeah. 291 00:20:57,362 --> 00:20:59,853 I think you're really gonna like it. 292 00:20:59,931 --> 00:21:02,957 Just don't be mad if it says "Debbie." 293 00:21:14,279 --> 00:21:16,747 Woodstock. 294 00:21:16,815 --> 00:21:19,306 It says "Woodstock"? 295 00:21:22,687 --> 00:21:25,952 No, it's a picture of Snoopy's friend Woodstock. 296 00:21:31,129 --> 00:21:34,462 You have a little yellow bird on your ass. 297 00:21:38,703 --> 00:21:41,501 If properly executed... 298 00:21:41,573 --> 00:21:45,236 the power sweep is unstoppable. 299 00:21:46,778 --> 00:21:51,215 Oh, Red, this is silly. I don't wanna run this play again. 300 00:21:51,283 --> 00:21:54,946 Well, we're gonna run it until we get it right... 301 00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:57,682 because, if properly executed... 302 00:21:57,756 --> 00:22:00,919 the power sweep is unstoppable! 303 00:22:00,992 --> 00:22:03,825 - Hut-one, hut-two. - Who wants cookies? 304 00:22:03,895 --> 00:22:06,329 - Oh, absolutely. - Yeah.