1 00:00:03,284 --> 00:00:05,752 Okay, here comes Kelso. 2 00:00:05,819 --> 00:00:07,753 Oh, this is going to be so good. 3 00:00:07,821 --> 00:00:10,415 But plug your nose, because it's also going to be foul. 4 00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:17,959 - All right, somebody put a stink bomb in my backpack! - Oh! 5 00:00:18,032 --> 00:00:21,763 And when I find out who, I'm gonna kick some ass! 6 00:00:21,835 --> 00:00:24,201 Why must people be cruel? 7 00:00:26,940 --> 00:00:31,036 Yeah, 'cause now I gotta go seeJackie smelling like a skunk. 8 00:00:31,111 --> 00:00:36,048 And Jackie hates skunks, except for Pepé le Pew. 9 00:00:36,116 --> 00:00:38,880 And, you gotta admit, for a skunk, he's pretty romantic. 10 00:00:42,389 --> 00:00:45,358 Okay, guys, I've got five stink bombs left. 11 00:00:45,426 --> 00:00:48,190 Let's go ruin someone else's day. 12 00:00:48,262 --> 00:00:51,163 Sorry, guys. I'm going to the movies with Donna. 13 00:00:51,231 --> 00:00:54,962 It's like we hardly see each other, now that she got that job at the radio station. 14 00:00:55,035 --> 00:00:58,664 Yeah, you're the wife of a famous radio personality. 15 00:00:58,739 --> 00:01:01,299 Go bake me a pie, Martha. 16 00:01:01,375 --> 00:01:04,276 Oh, my God. 17 00:01:04,345 --> 00:01:07,542 Donna's on the radio. She's doing the farm report right now. 18 00:01:09,616 --> 00:01:11,550 And in pork belly news... 19 00:01:11,618 --> 00:01:14,280 prices have risen to nearly 54 cents per pound. 20 00:01:14,355 --> 00:01:17,654 Mmm-mmm, bacon! 21 00:01:17,725 --> 00:01:22,059 Pork belly prices. How cute is that? 22 00:01:22,129 --> 00:01:25,394 And I'll be back at 3:00, 4:00 and 5:00 with more uPdates. 23 00:01:25,466 --> 00:01:27,900 Until then, keep on farmin'. 24 00:01:27,968 --> 00:01:31,460 Is that okay? I just added that. I did hit the button. 25 00:01:31,538 --> 00:01:34,405 - Oh! 26 00:01:34,475 --> 00:01:38,468 She's staying late again? Oh, God. 27 00:01:38,545 --> 00:01:43,505 How much fast-breaking pork belly news can there possibly be? 28 00:01:43,584 --> 00:01:45,882 That's it. I'm goin' down there. 29 00:01:48,822 --> 00:01:51,950 - Well, that conversation's going to go badly. - How do you know? 30 00:01:52,025 --> 00:01:55,119 I put a stink bomb in his back pocket. 31 00:01:58,766 --> 00:02:00,631 You're doin' the rest of the farm reports? Come on. 32 00:02:00,701 --> 00:02:02,635 I thought we were goin' to the movies. 33 00:02:02,703 --> 00:02:05,365 Well, Janice called in sick, so- 34 00:02:05,439 --> 00:02:08,272 Why do you smell like butt? 35 00:02:08,342 --> 00:02:11,971 That is none of your business, okay? 36 00:02:12,045 --> 00:02:14,513 Okay, Donna, look. I think we need to talk. 37 00:02:14,581 --> 00:02:17,049 I think this job is really cutting into your Eric time. 38 00:02:18,318 --> 00:02:20,252 My "Eric time"? 39 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:24,222 And I'm very concerned about your diminishing Eric time... 40 00:02:24,291 --> 00:02:26,816 because it directly affects me, you know. 41 00:02:28,028 --> 00:02:30,895 I'm Eric. 42 00:02:30,964 --> 00:02:34,024 Hey, thanks for staying late again, Donna. 43 00:02:34,101 --> 00:02:36,331 You know, you might just turn this into a full-time gig. 44 00:02:36,403 --> 00:02:40,339 Hey, I'm her full-time gig. 45 00:02:40,407 --> 00:02:45,071 No offense. You stink, dude. 46 00:02:45,145 --> 00:02:48,308 Here's those tickets. Enjoy the show. 47 00:02:50,417 --> 00:02:53,352 - Tickets? - I know I've been working a lot lately. 48 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:55,354 I wanted to make it up to you, so I got Max... 49 00:02:55,422 --> 00:02:57,720 to hook us up with Ted Nugent tickets for everybody! 50 00:02:57,791 --> 00:03:01,693 The Motor City Madman? No way! 51 00:03:01,762 --> 00:03:04,526 Oh, my disappointment is melting... 52 00:03:04,598 --> 00:03:08,193 into a mixture of excitement and guilt. 53 00:03:08,268 --> 00:03:10,793 - Great. That's what I was going for. - Oh! 54 00:03:14,741 --> 00:03:16,732 Hangin'out 55 00:03:17,878 --> 00:03:20,506 Down the street 56 00:03:21,682 --> 00:03:23,673 The same old thing 57 00:03:25,452 --> 00:03:27,443 We did last week 58 00:03:28,655 --> 00:03:33,183 Not a thing to do 59 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:36,661 But talk to you 60 00:03:36,730 --> 00:03:38,459 We're all all right 61 00:03:38,532 --> 00:03:40,363 We're all all right 62 00:03:40,434 --> 00:03:42,868 Hello, Wisconsin.! 63 00:03:48,842 --> 00:03:51,640 As soon as I saw that skunk, I knew... 64 00:03:51,712 --> 00:03:54,647 that I had to caPture it and return it to the zoo... 65 00:03:54,715 --> 00:03:59,152 where it could maybe, just maybe... 66 00:03:59,219 --> 00:04:01,084 fall in love like you and I. 67 00:04:01,154 --> 00:04:05,250 - Oh! Michael, that is so sweet. - Yeah. 68 00:04:05,325 --> 00:04:08,226 That's me- sweet. 69 00:04:08,295 --> 00:04:11,628 So, here we are. 70 00:04:11,698 --> 00:04:17,398 What to do. What to do. 71 00:04:17,471 --> 00:04:19,701 Oh, I know what we can do. It. 72 00:04:19,773 --> 00:04:24,574 No, Michael, I'm not doing "it" in a car. 73 00:04:24,645 --> 00:04:27,614 Now that we're back together, I want it to be special. 74 00:04:27,681 --> 00:04:31,208 I want our second first time to be magical. 75 00:04:31,285 --> 00:04:34,550 I can do magic. Check it out. 76 00:04:34,621 --> 00:04:36,919 Hmm? Hmm? 77 00:04:40,494 --> 00:04:42,257 Michael, I'm serious. 78 00:04:42,329 --> 00:04:44,763 Jackie, I just removed a finger! 79 00:04:46,967 --> 00:04:50,300 All right, how about this? 80 00:04:50,370 --> 00:04:52,338 We'll have a special day... 81 00:04:52,406 --> 00:04:55,739 just dedicated to all the romantic magic you want. 82 00:04:55,809 --> 00:04:59,711 That's a great idea. But you know what would be even better? 83 00:04:59,780 --> 00:05:02,715 If we did it right now? 84 00:05:02,783 --> 00:05:05,684 No! That instead of one day... 85 00:05:05,752 --> 00:05:07,686 we have a whole week of romantic magic. 86 00:05:09,056 --> 00:05:11,889 Well, that would be seven times longer. 87 00:05:11,959 --> 00:05:13,984 And seven times better. 88 00:05:14,061 --> 00:05:17,997 And seven times longer. Yea. 89 00:05:20,267 --> 00:05:22,633 You know, our anniversary's comin' up. 90 00:05:22,703 --> 00:05:24,637 Eighteen years. 91 00:05:24,705 --> 00:05:27,299 I can still remember the first time I saw Midgie. 92 00:05:27,374 --> 00:05:30,104 She was the tallest girl in chemistry class. 93 00:05:30,177 --> 00:05:33,738 And Bob was the shortest boy. 94 00:05:33,814 --> 00:05:38,251 But what he lacked in height, he made up for in shortness. 95 00:05:44,291 --> 00:05:47,556 Red, um, remember when we first met? 96 00:05:48,996 --> 00:05:51,123 Like it was yesterday. 97 00:05:54,101 --> 00:05:58,504 It was 1952 at a U.S.O. Dance. 98 00:05:58,572 --> 00:06:01,598 Me and my buddies were blowin'off steam. 99 00:06:07,514 --> 00:06:10,312 And, suddenly, I saw her. 100 00:06:13,553 --> 00:06:17,353 She was the most beautiful girl in the joint. 101 00:06:19,893 --> 00:06:22,453 Hiya, dame. Wanna shake a leg? 102 00:06:22,529 --> 00:06:25,123 No, thanks. 103 00:06:25,198 --> 00:06:28,292 - It wasn't a question. - I think it was, mister. 104 00:06:28,368 --> 00:06:30,529 Mind if I cut in? 105 00:06:30,604 --> 00:06:32,504 It's none of your business, bell-bottom. 106 00:06:32,572 --> 00:06:35,405 I think you could use a little punch, leatherneck. 107 00:06:42,049 --> 00:06:44,950 Oh, you're in big trouble, Red Forman. 108 00:06:45,018 --> 00:06:48,419 Huh? 109 00:06:48,488 --> 00:06:51,514 I said, you're in big trouble, Red Forman. 110 00:06:51,591 --> 00:06:54,253 You're thinking of some other girl. 111 00:06:54,327 --> 00:06:56,295 That's not how we met at all. 112 00:06:57,831 --> 00:06:59,799 Oh. 113 00:06:59,866 --> 00:07:01,800 Oh! 114 00:07:04,671 --> 00:07:06,605 Uh-oh. 115 00:07:08,709 --> 00:07:10,643 Fez, what's in the box? 116 00:07:10,711 --> 00:07:13,179 Counterfeit concert T-shirts. 117 00:07:13,246 --> 00:07:15,180 Me and Hyde are going to sell them after the show. 118 00:07:16,817 --> 00:07:18,751 Oh, how entrepreneurial of you. 119 00:07:18,819 --> 00:07:22,152 You see, I figure with the original concert T's going for $15... 120 00:07:22,222 --> 00:07:25,988 we sell ours for 10, I turn a $50 investment into 250 bucks. 121 00:07:26,059 --> 00:07:27,822 Where'd you get 50 bucks? I thought you were broke. 122 00:07:27,894 --> 00:07:31,193 I sneaked it from your Candy Land stash. 123 00:07:31,264 --> 00:07:33,789 So if you think about it, it's all profit. 124 00:07:35,502 --> 00:07:38,232 Okay, fine. Can I borrow $50? 125 00:07:40,006 --> 00:07:42,634 Hey, you wanna see what 50 stolen bucks can buy? 126 00:07:47,981 --> 00:07:49,915 Fez! It's "Ted" Nugent! 127 00:07:49,983 --> 00:07:52,543 Uh-huh. Tad Nugent. 128 00:07:52,619 --> 00:07:55,417 No, man. I'm saying "Ted." 129 00:07:55,489 --> 00:07:57,957 I'm saying Tad too. 130 00:07:58,024 --> 00:08:00,458 - No, you're not. It says "Tad." - I know it says "Tad." 131 00:08:00,527 --> 00:08:02,654 I'm the one who put it on there. 132 00:08:02,729 --> 00:08:04,663 I don't know why we're fighting. What's the problem here? 133 00:08:04,731 --> 00:08:07,199 Because the shirt says "Tad." 134 00:08:07,267 --> 00:08:09,326 Exactly. 135 00:08:09,402 --> 00:08:13,361 - But the "A" should be an "E." - That's not how you spell "Tad." 136 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:15,965 No. That's how you spell "Ted." 137 00:08:17,744 --> 00:08:20,474 Oh. 138 00:08:20,547 --> 00:08:25,177 These shirts are useless. Now Forman's out 50 bucks. 139 00:08:41,334 --> 00:08:46,328 You know, it's hard enough trying to remember this without you two staring at me. 140 00:08:46,406 --> 00:08:48,897 Hey, I could hypnotize you. 141 00:08:48,975 --> 00:08:52,069 I know! You could retrace your steps. 142 00:08:52,145 --> 00:08:54,113 What did you have for breakfast? 143 00:08:58,051 --> 00:09:00,679 Oh, hi, Kitty. Uh, you know... 144 00:09:00,754 --> 00:09:04,451 I was just thinking about how much I love you. 145 00:09:04,524 --> 00:09:09,518 - So, you remember yet? - Yes! No. 146 00:09:11,198 --> 00:09:14,895 It was November 17, 1953 at a U.S.O. Dance. 147 00:09:14,968 --> 00:09:19,837 I remember because it was the most important moment of my life! 148 00:09:19,906 --> 00:09:23,069 Really, Kitty? 149 00:09:23,143 --> 00:09:26,874 Because in November 1953... 150 00:09:26,947 --> 00:09:29,848 I was in Korea. 151 00:09:29,916 --> 00:09:33,682 So I'm pretty sure that you were talking to someone else. 152 00:09:36,089 --> 00:09:38,785 Are you sure? 153 00:09:38,859 --> 00:09:41,794 Maybe-Maybe you came home for the weekend. 154 00:09:41,862 --> 00:09:45,423 Not from Korea. 155 00:09:45,498 --> 00:09:48,524 Oh, great. Now, neither one of us knows how we met. 156 00:09:48,602 --> 00:09:53,665 Well, you better get your thinking cap on, mister. 157 00:10:01,481 --> 00:10:04,507 Thank you, Wisconsin.! Good night.! 158 00:10:04,584 --> 00:10:08,850 - That was the coolest, most bitchin' concert! - That was so cool! 159 00:10:08,922 --> 00:10:10,856 - Totally! - That was cool. 160 00:10:10,924 --> 00:10:13,392 All right, let's go try and sell these stupid T-shirts. 161 00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:16,896 God, Michael, this was the most magical night. 162 00:10:16,963 --> 00:10:20,865 You know, during the concert, I rewrote some ofTed Nugent's songs with your name in it. 163 00:10:20,934 --> 00:10:23,402 Okay, which one do you like better... 164 00:10:23,470 --> 00:10:29,340 "Cat Scratch Jackie" or "Jackie Scratch Fever"? 165 00:10:29,409 --> 00:10:31,604 I love them both! 166 00:10:33,713 --> 00:10:35,738 - What do you wanna do now? - Uh- 167 00:10:35,815 --> 00:10:39,581 Ooh! We can go around back and watch the tour buses from behind the chain-link fence. 168 00:10:39,653 --> 00:10:43,282 - Great idea! - Hiya, kids. Enjoy the show? 169 00:10:43,356 --> 00:10:47,053 Are you kidding? I'm deaf! 170 00:10:48,461 --> 00:10:51,555 You can say that again, Max. 171 00:10:51,631 --> 00:10:54,759 Well, you know, I'm startin' to come down. 172 00:10:54,834 --> 00:10:58,133 I mean, I'm getting tired. 173 00:10:58,204 --> 00:11:00,672 Uh, why don't you take this? 174 00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:03,903 Oh, my God. A backstage pass. 175 00:11:03,977 --> 00:11:09,677 Oh, yeah! Oh, too bad there's only one, huh? 176 00:11:09,749 --> 00:11:12,115 I'll be back in five minutes, I swear. 177 00:11:12,185 --> 00:11:15,643 - You're going? - Well, don't you want me to? 178 00:11:15,722 --> 00:11:19,283 Of course I do. 179 00:11:19,359 --> 00:11:22,988 That's why I said, "Oh, you're going! Yea!" 180 00:11:23,063 --> 00:11:24,724 You're the best! 181 00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:32,897 Yeah, that's-Yeah, that's good. That's nice for her. 182 00:11:34,874 --> 00:11:37,536 You'll never see her again. 183 00:11:37,610 --> 00:11:40,773 That's how I lost my first wife. 184 00:11:40,847 --> 00:11:43,645 Damn you, Donny Osmond! 185 00:11:49,789 --> 00:11:52,383 T-shirts! 186 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:55,359 Get your crappy, misspelled T-shirts! 187 00:11:55,428 --> 00:12:00,764 Can't enjoy the after-party without your crappy, misspelled T-shirts! 188 00:12:02,268 --> 00:12:05,795 I rue the day I took you under my wing, my foreign friend. 189 00:12:05,872 --> 00:12:08,033 I'm sorry you feel that way, Hyde... 190 00:12:08,107 --> 00:12:10,371 but I think that the time we spended together... 191 00:12:10,443 --> 00:12:13,640 has taught us each a little bit about tolerance... 192 00:12:13,713 --> 00:12:16,682 humanity, friendship. 193 00:12:16,749 --> 00:12:18,683 Whatever. 194 00:12:20,086 --> 00:12:22,020 Ew! Michael, someone blew chunks. 195 00:12:26,659 --> 00:12:30,390 May I escort you across the vomit, my lady? 196 00:12:30,463 --> 00:12:32,954 Why, thank you, good sir. 197 00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:39,333 I hate them. 198 00:12:39,405 --> 00:12:43,068 You just bought yourself a barfy Todd Nugent T-shirt, mister! 199 00:12:44,844 --> 00:12:47,176 Fez. 200 00:12:47,246 --> 00:12:50,010 It's Ted! 201 00:12:58,424 --> 00:13:00,289 Hey, who ordered the redhead? 202 00:13:02,628 --> 00:13:04,755 Oh, my God. You're looking at me. 203 00:13:04,830 --> 00:13:06,957 Ted Nugent is looking at me. 204 00:13:07,033 --> 00:13:10,059 Oh, my God.! StoPlooking at me.! 205 00:13:10,136 --> 00:13:13,003 I'm Donna. I am, like, your biggest fan. 206 00:13:13,072 --> 00:13:15,040 Hi, Donna. Meet the other groupies. 207 00:13:15,107 --> 00:13:17,041 This is Blonde Girl, the Other Blonde Girl... 208 00:13:17,109 --> 00:13:19,907 Tall Girl, and the Tall Blonde Girl. 209 00:13:19,979 --> 00:13:21,913 Well, actually, I'm not a groupie. 210 00:13:21,981 --> 00:13:24,677 I mean, I love you, but I work at a rock radio station. 211 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:27,617 "The Sound." I do the farm report. 212 00:13:27,687 --> 00:13:30,884 It's, like, a huge day for pork bellies. 213 00:13:30,957 --> 00:13:32,891 You don't care. Sorry. 214 00:13:32,959 --> 00:13:36,656 You work for a radio station? You wanna do an interview or somethin'? 215 00:13:36,729 --> 00:13:39,892 Oh, my God. An interview would be amazing. 216 00:13:39,966 --> 00:13:42,400 Do you have, um, a piece of paper, one of those, uh- 217 00:13:42,468 --> 00:13:44,629 Pens. 218 00:13:44,704 --> 00:13:47,935 Pens. Exactly. You are the best. 219 00:13:48,007 --> 00:13:49,941 Okay, first question. 220 00:13:50,009 --> 00:13:53,274 Um- Uh- Oh, my God. Why are you so great? 221 00:13:57,283 --> 00:13:59,478 Hey, guys, have you seen Donna? 222 00:13:59,552 --> 00:14:01,417 Look, Forman, no offense. 223 00:14:01,487 --> 00:14:04,684 We got more important things to worry about here. 224 00:14:04,757 --> 00:14:08,249 Right. Good luck in jail, guys. 225 00:14:10,963 --> 00:14:13,898 You know, I had a dream like this once. 226 00:14:13,966 --> 00:14:16,799 Only I was handcuffed to Cheryl Tiegs... 227 00:14:16,869 --> 00:14:19,497 and you weren't wearing your sunglasses. 228 00:14:30,650 --> 00:14:33,380 It's not just tonight, you know. 229 00:14:33,452 --> 00:14:36,319 Yeah, she's been blowing me off more and more. 230 00:14:36,389 --> 00:14:39,688 And she thinks I'll take it, but I won't. Uh-uh. 231 00:14:43,696 --> 00:14:45,630 Can you lift your feet, please? 232 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:50,061 Sorry. 233 00:14:50,136 --> 00:14:52,366 And I'm not listenin' to your little story... 234 00:14:52,438 --> 00:14:54,372 so you really need to stop talkin' to yourself. 235 00:15:22,201 --> 00:15:24,135 What is wrong with you people? 236 00:15:24,203 --> 00:15:27,969 Come on! That was great! What, are you on dope? 237 00:15:31,777 --> 00:15:34,439 Oh. 238 00:15:34,513 --> 00:15:38,574 Well, uh, I better go. My boyfriend's waiting. 239 00:15:38,651 --> 00:15:41,142 Thank you so much for the interview, Ted. 240 00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:44,155 You're very welcome. You wanna stick around? I'll let you touch the guitar. 241 00:15:44,223 --> 00:15:49,183 Really? All right! 242 00:15:49,261 --> 00:15:51,286 Wait, you mean your guitar guitar, right? 243 00:15:51,363 --> 00:15:53,092 Yeah. 244 00:15:53,165 --> 00:15:56,862 All right! Ooh! 245 00:15:59,572 --> 00:16:03,736 Michael, I have to say, this has really been a magically romantic day. 246 00:16:03,809 --> 00:16:06,937 Actually, it's after midnight. 247 00:16:07,012 --> 00:16:11,415 So it is now officially day two... 248 00:16:11,484 --> 00:16:15,250 of magical romance week. 249 00:16:16,489 --> 00:16:20,550 - Ta-da! - Oh, Michael! 250 00:16:24,296 --> 00:16:26,730 And I've got some great stuff planned for the rest of the week. 251 00:16:26,799 --> 00:16:30,428 We're gonna have a picnic, and I'm gonna cook for you. 252 00:16:30,503 --> 00:16:33,904 Oh, and we're gonna go for a ride on a rickshaw. 253 00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:43,847 You know what? You are the most romantic man in Point Place. 254 00:16:43,916 --> 00:16:47,443 Yep. 255 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:51,354 You know, at first, I thought this was gonna suck. 256 00:16:51,423 --> 00:16:53,914 But now I've really gotten into it... 257 00:16:53,993 --> 00:16:56,427 and I'm glad that we're waiting seven days to do it. 258 00:16:56,495 --> 00:16:59,464 God, Michael, you really have changed. 259 00:16:59,532 --> 00:17:02,933 You're so different. 260 00:17:03,002 --> 00:17:06,870 And we're different. 261 00:17:06,939 --> 00:17:09,874 Okay, let's do it. Now! 262 00:17:09,942 --> 00:17:12,968 Whoa. L-I thought you didn't wanna do it in a car. 263 00:17:13,045 --> 00:17:15,309 No, Michael, you're so irresistible, I can't wait. 264 00:17:15,381 --> 00:17:17,315 What about the rest of the week? 265 00:17:17,383 --> 00:17:21,683 I mean, I rented a tux and patent leather shoes! 266 00:17:25,224 --> 00:17:28,022 Okay, you guys, come on. Open up. I've had a really bad night. 267 00:17:28,093 --> 00:17:31,358 We need the car, Eric. 268 00:17:31,430 --> 00:17:33,990 We're gonna do it, and it's gonna be magical. 269 00:17:41,373 --> 00:17:44,604 Oh, Red, it's killing me that I can't remember. 270 00:17:44,677 --> 00:17:46,611 Huh? 271 00:17:46,679 --> 00:17:49,580 Oh, yeah, yeah, me too. 272 00:17:49,648 --> 00:17:52,014 But I'll tell you one thing I remember. 273 00:17:52,084 --> 00:17:55,747 I remember that you loved Manhattans. 274 00:17:55,821 --> 00:17:57,982 Oh, that's right. 275 00:17:58,057 --> 00:18:00,787 That's what I used to drink. 276 00:18:03,863 --> 00:18:07,321 Oh, I haven't had a Manhattan in 20 years. 277 00:18:14,506 --> 00:18:19,534 Oh, boy, that takes me back. Oh! 278 00:18:22,681 --> 00:18:24,979 Oh! 279 00:18:26,685 --> 00:18:30,416 Keep 'em coming. Oh, my. I'm as loose as a goose. 280 00:18:32,191 --> 00:18:34,182 Okay, let's do it. 281 00:18:41,634 --> 00:18:43,864 Upsy-daisy. I need to use the ladies'- 282 00:18:46,372 --> 00:18:51,207 - You all right? - I bumped into your butt and fell down! 283 00:18:51,277 --> 00:18:54,440 Sorry. My pants were, uh- 284 00:18:54,513 --> 00:18:58,244 Hi. I'm Red Forman. 285 00:18:58,317 --> 00:19:00,615 How do you do, Red Forman? 286 00:19:00,686 --> 00:19:02,620 I'm Kitty Sigurdson. 287 00:19:08,427 --> 00:19:11,055 You bumped into my butt and fell down? 288 00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:13,655 And that's how we met? 289 00:19:13,732 --> 00:19:15,495 I'm afraid so. 290 00:19:17,236 --> 00:19:19,431 Well, what do you say if Eric ever asks... 291 00:19:19,505 --> 00:19:22,633 we go with the "I punched out a marine" story? 292 00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:26,144 And I wasn't drinking. I was reading to the blind. 293 00:19:26,211 --> 00:19:28,179 Sounds good. 294 00:19:32,117 --> 00:19:35,609 Oh, my God, Eric. I have so much to tell you. 295 00:19:35,688 --> 00:19:39,124 I actually met Ted Nugent, and I got an interview. 296 00:19:39,191 --> 00:19:43,992 And I know I said I'd be right back, but- It was so exciting! 297 00:19:44,063 --> 00:19:46,998 Oh. Yeah, my night too. 298 00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:51,230 I met the janitor. 299 00:19:51,303 --> 00:19:54,795 And then, I got to see Kelso take his pants off. 300 00:19:54,873 --> 00:19:57,034 Rock and roll! 301 00:19:59,078 --> 00:20:01,808 Eric, you're mad at me for going backstage to meet Ted Nugent? 302 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:05,509 No, no. I'm mad at you because you ditched me. 303 00:20:05,584 --> 00:20:07,882 I didn't ditch you. 304 00:20:07,953 --> 00:20:11,514 This was Ted Nugent. This was a huge opportunity for me. 305 00:20:11,590 --> 00:20:14,923 So, come Monday, I don't have to just talk about the farm report. 306 00:20:14,994 --> 00:20:19,055 I can talk about the interview, like... an interviewer. 307 00:20:19,131 --> 00:20:21,599 Well, you know what, Donna? 308 00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:25,262 All I can say is that my mom never would have bailed on my dad like that. 309 00:20:26,338 --> 00:20:28,670 Yeah, I know. But they're married. 310 00:20:30,209 --> 00:20:32,473 Okay. 311 00:20:32,544 --> 00:20:34,478 Okay, forget it. 312 00:20:36,849 --> 00:20:38,942 Let's just forget it. 313 00:20:41,754 --> 00:20:45,918 You're sorry. Everything's fine. 314 00:20:47,426 --> 00:20:49,360 I never said I was sorry. 315 00:20:49,428 --> 00:20:52,727 But... you are, right? 316 00:20:52,798 --> 00:20:55,596 I shouldn't have to be. 317 00:20:55,667 --> 00:20:59,626 We are free! At last, we are free! 318 00:20:59,705 --> 00:21:03,641 Yeah. They tried to charge us with selling counterfeit merchandise. 319 00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:05,677 But since Ted Nugent was misspelled, it wasn't really counterfeit. 320 00:21:05,744 --> 00:21:07,678 It was just stupid. 321 00:21:09,715 --> 00:21:14,448 My ignorance of American youth culture finally paid off. 322 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,545 Hey, Donna, did you get to meet the Nuge? 323 00:21:16,622 --> 00:21:20,149 Yeah, it was awesome. I was right there with Ted Nugent. 324 00:21:20,225 --> 00:21:23,160 The Nuge! 325 00:21:23,228 --> 00:21:25,355 So, can we go now? 326 00:21:25,431 --> 00:21:29,891 Excuse me! You're ruining the magic! 327 00:21:42,815 --> 00:21:44,715 You going to a clown funeral? 328 00:21:46,085 --> 00:21:49,179 Shut up! I'm romantic. 329 00:21:49,254 --> 00:21:54,317 - Nice rental, Kelso. - Joke's on you. I bought it. 330 00:21:54,393 --> 00:21:56,486 Yeah, that's right. It's mine. 331 00:21:56,562 --> 00:21:59,190 Well, I think you look handsome, Michael. 332 00:21:59,264 --> 00:22:03,963 Thank you, Jackie. Hey, Fez, you ever pull a rickshaw? 333 00:22:04,036 --> 00:22:05,765 What's a rickshaw? 334 00:22:05,838 --> 00:22:08,272 Come on. It's fun.