1 00:00:13,082 --> 00:00:15,071 Are you breaking up with me? 2 00:00:16,816 --> 00:00:20,077 Well, are you giving back that ring? 3 00:00:23,016 --> 00:00:25,846 - Yes. - Then... 4 00:00:28,482 --> 00:00:30,471 yes. 5 00:00:50,115 --> 00:00:52,104 That first kiss. 6 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:54,842 Okay, well, I'm gonna call it a day. 7 00:00:54,916 --> 00:00:57,143 Good night. 8 00:00:57,215 --> 00:00:59,204 Night. 9 00:01:05,516 --> 00:01:08,141 By the way, thanks for the ride. 10 00:01:13,716 --> 00:01:15,705 God, I wish we'd never kissed. 11 00:01:15,783 --> 00:01:18,146 Geez, what a drama queen. 12 00:01:20,849 --> 00:01:23,406 - Who are you? - Let's go. 13 00:01:23,482 --> 00:01:27,278 - Go where? - Well, you said you wished that you'd never kissed her. 14 00:01:27,349 --> 00:01:31,179 - I can show you what would've happened if you never did. - What are you, like, a genie? 15 00:01:31,249 --> 00:01:34,613 Genies aren't real. 16 00:01:34,682 --> 00:01:36,841 I'm an angel. 17 00:01:36,916 --> 00:01:38,905 You're not an angel. 18 00:01:38,982 --> 00:01:41,471 You don't even float. Everyone knows angels float. 19 00:01:41,549 --> 00:01:43,674 Fine. 20 00:01:47,616 --> 00:01:49,707 Eric Forman... 21 00:01:49,783 --> 00:01:53,112 God's favorite cherub... 22 00:01:53,182 --> 00:01:55,171 come with me... 23 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:58,613 and I will release you of your suffering. 24 00:01:58,682 --> 00:02:00,773 Don't be afraid... 25 00:02:00,849 --> 00:02:02,838 little one. 26 00:02:02,916 --> 00:02:06,404 No offense, but... are you coming on to me? 27 00:02:07,449 --> 00:02:10,882 - Are you ready? - Yeah, why not? 28 00:02:20,716 --> 00:02:24,671 Okay, well, I'm gonna call it a day. 29 00:02:24,749 --> 00:02:27,112 Good night. 30 00:02:27,182 --> 00:02:29,171 Night. 31 00:02:31,315 --> 00:02:33,304 And there you go. 32 00:02:33,382 --> 00:02:36,280 You and Donna never kissed. 33 00:02:36,349 --> 00:02:39,838 Well, thanks. This was nice. 34 00:02:39,915 --> 00:02:43,040 - Good night. - No, no. 35 00:02:43,115 --> 00:02:45,581 We're gonna follow her home and see what happened next. 36 00:02:45,649 --> 00:02:48,012 Are you an angel or a stalker? 37 00:02:48,082 --> 00:02:50,412 Hey, let me do my job. 38 00:02:50,482 --> 00:02:54,141 I'm gonna prove to you that it is better to have loved and lost... 39 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:56,976 than never to have loved at all, ya pansy. 40 00:03:37,049 --> 00:03:39,413 Hyde was waiting for her that night? 41 00:03:39,482 --> 00:03:41,471 - I didn't know that. - Shh. 42 00:03:41,549 --> 00:03:43,572 This is my favorite part. 43 00:03:45,915 --> 00:03:47,904 - Hi. - Hey. 44 00:03:49,649 --> 00:03:52,274 - Thanks. - So you with Forman now? 45 00:03:52,349 --> 00:03:54,747 I guess not. 46 00:03:54,815 --> 00:03:58,270 - I mean, he didn't make a move or anything, so... - Huh. 47 00:03:58,349 --> 00:04:00,338 Yeah. 48 00:04:04,549 --> 00:04:08,538 - Hyde, what are you doing? Get the hell off her! - Eric, they can't hear you. 49 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:12,446 Don't you watch movies? I mean, this is pretty basic stuff here. 50 00:04:17,848 --> 00:04:20,610 Well, Eric, it's three months later. 51 00:04:20,682 --> 00:04:25,841 Donna's with Hyde, Kelso's with Jackie, and you became... Just watch. 52 00:04:25,915 --> 00:04:29,177 Does anyone want to watch Flipper? 53 00:04:30,449 --> 00:04:32,438 Anyone? 54 00:04:32,516 --> 00:04:37,505 Eric, I thought I told you to tar the driveway. 55 00:04:37,582 --> 00:04:40,241 Yeah, but I'm hanging out with my friends. 56 00:04:40,315 --> 00:04:44,008 Oh, oh! I'm so sorry! 57 00:04:44,082 --> 00:04:46,571 Now get your ass up there and get to work! 58 00:04:47,915 --> 00:04:50,677 You people, out of the basement! 59 00:04:51,915 --> 00:04:54,972 Oh, geez. I'm sorry, Dad. Don't be mad. 60 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,408 This is made-up angel crap. 61 00:05:00,482 --> 00:05:02,641 I wouldn't cave to Red like that. 62 00:05:02,716 --> 00:05:06,148 Ah, you've already forgotten what a wuss you were. 63 00:05:06,215 --> 00:05:09,648 See, it was Donna who gave you the confidence to stand up to Red. 64 00:05:09,716 --> 00:05:14,807 Oh, I'm gonna show you a lot of neat stuff like this. 65 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:17,508 Well, I guess I have no choice. 66 00:05:22,149 --> 00:05:24,411 Like everyone doesn't try that. 67 00:05:27,249 --> 00:05:30,272 This can't be that bad. I'm wearing a letter sweater. 68 00:05:30,349 --> 00:05:33,406 Chess Club, loser. 69 00:05:35,449 --> 00:05:37,438 Ah, checkmate! 70 00:05:43,115 --> 00:05:45,604 Hey, I made the marching band. 71 00:05:45,682 --> 00:05:50,205 Ooh, at last I will be accepted by the cool kids and not get beat up. 72 00:05:51,416 --> 00:05:54,473 Ay, no. Not again, guys. 73 00:05:59,882 --> 00:06:02,280 Hey, I got you a birthday present. 74 00:06:02,349 --> 00:06:04,814 - What is it? - A tattoo. 75 00:06:04,882 --> 00:06:07,144 "Question Authority." 76 00:06:07,215 --> 00:06:10,113 - Cool. I love you, man. - Prove it. 77 00:06:14,382 --> 00:06:16,541 My Donna would never get a tattoo. 78 00:06:16,616 --> 00:06:18,945 No, but Hyde's Donna would. 79 00:06:19,015 --> 00:06:21,981 Hi, guys. 80 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:25,174 Oh, hey, Eric. We didn't see you there. 81 00:06:25,249 --> 00:06:28,681 Yeah, most people don't. Yeah. 82 00:06:28,748 --> 00:06:32,511 Huh. So, do you still live next door? 83 00:06:32,582 --> 00:06:34,571 Oh, yeah! You bet. Yeah. 84 00:06:36,649 --> 00:06:39,080 So... Hey, Hyde, how are you? 85 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:42,513 Great. My mom split, so... droppin' out of school. 86 00:06:42,582 --> 00:06:44,571 Oh, man. 87 00:06:44,648 --> 00:06:48,671 Look, Hyde, you can stay at my house. Then you won't have to drop out. 88 00:06:54,015 --> 00:06:56,004 Okay, Mom. 89 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,105 Now get one of me giving her the corsage. 90 00:06:58,182 --> 00:07:00,943 Let's roll, Twiggy. My bra's about to snap. 91 00:07:01,015 --> 00:07:03,311 I went to prom with Big Rhonda? 92 00:07:03,382 --> 00:07:05,371 Sweet, huh? 93 00:07:05,449 --> 00:07:07,812 Real quick, real quick. Now, Rhoda... 94 00:07:07,882 --> 00:07:10,643 It's Rhonda! Rhon-da! God! 95 00:07:10,715 --> 00:07:15,205 Rhon-da. I'm so sorry, dear. 96 00:07:15,282 --> 00:07:17,941 I told you he'd fall for the first piece of tail that came along. 97 00:07:18,015 --> 00:07:21,004 Shh! Okay... 98 00:07:21,082 --> 00:07:23,378 Okay. Now smile! 99 00:07:23,449 --> 00:07:27,279 Big night! Big everything. 100 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:30,637 I'll make you a copy. 101 00:07:30,715 --> 00:07:36,478 Yeah, I want to remember this night. Whoo! 102 00:07:36,549 --> 00:07:38,980 Here, Son. 103 00:07:39,049 --> 00:07:41,106 You'll need this. 104 00:07:41,182 --> 00:07:43,670 Girls like her... They like to eat before the prom. 105 00:07:45,349 --> 00:07:47,508 Good luck, Son. 106 00:07:52,748 --> 00:07:55,476 Hmm, another tattoo. 107 00:07:55,549 --> 00:07:57,571 "Property of Hyde." 108 00:07:57,648 --> 00:08:00,080 Classy! 109 00:08:05,215 --> 00:08:08,545 What? What's Fez doing? 110 00:08:08,615 --> 00:08:13,241 - Step away from that stereo! - But, Hyde, I got the new Leo Sayer album. 111 00:08:14,815 --> 00:08:19,145 Hey, everybody! I just made Forman a man. 112 00:08:19,215 --> 00:08:22,340 Well, as much of a man as he'll ever be. 113 00:08:25,581 --> 00:08:28,480 Kelso and Pam Macy? 114 00:08:28,548 --> 00:08:33,606 - But Kelso and Jackie got back together on prom night. - Never happened. 115 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:37,409 I wrote you a love poem, Pam. It goes like this: 116 00:08:37,482 --> 00:08:39,471 I love your rack. 117 00:08:39,548 --> 00:08:41,537 I'd love to shack... 118 00:08:41,615 --> 00:08:43,604 up with you and do it too. 119 00:08:44,681 --> 00:08:47,875 Oh, Michael. That is so deep. 120 00:08:47,948 --> 00:08:51,381 Yeah, I kicked that poem's ass! 121 00:08:52,715 --> 00:08:55,204 It's all a domino effect, Eric. 122 00:08:55,282 --> 00:08:59,771 You see, Hyde wasn't there to take Jackie to prom, so she couldn't make up with Kelso. 123 00:08:59,848 --> 00:09:01,371 See? 124 00:09:08,416 --> 00:09:11,405 Oh, my God. That's so sad. 125 00:09:11,482 --> 00:09:16,039 It's like my relationship with Donna touched everyone's life. 126 00:09:16,115 --> 00:09:19,275 And I was just gonna throw that a... 127 00:09:21,349 --> 00:09:24,042 Okay, you're unpleasant. 128 00:09:24,115 --> 00:09:27,877 Just give it up. I don't care. None of this is really that bad anyway. 129 00:09:27,948 --> 00:09:30,743 Well, it gets a lot worse. 130 00:09:30,815 --> 00:09:33,475 Come on. We're going into the future. 131 00:09:33,548 --> 00:09:36,878 That's right: The '80s. 132 00:09:41,615 --> 00:09:43,604 Hey, what the hell was that? 133 00:09:43,681 --> 00:09:46,375 Oh, you'll find out. 134 00:09:56,448 --> 00:10:00,539 Welcome to 1983... Donna and Hyde's wedding. 135 00:10:02,281 --> 00:10:04,610 Man, did you have to make her pregnant? 136 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:07,238 Good God, I wish I could just wake up. 137 00:10:07,314 --> 00:10:11,871 Oh-Oh, you may never wake up. This could be a coma dream. 138 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:16,377 Congratulations, Mr. And Mrs. Steven Hyde... 139 00:10:16,447 --> 00:10:19,312 from Cedar Rapids's number one anchorman. 140 00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:22,811 Kelso, man, glad you could make it. 141 00:10:22,881 --> 00:10:26,041 - Hey, oh, man, can I kiss the bride? - Sure. 142 00:10:27,981 --> 00:10:32,175 Damn it, Kelso! You don't French the bride! 143 00:10:35,014 --> 00:10:37,378 Where's the food? 144 00:10:37,447 --> 00:10:40,607 - Please, honey, for the love of God... - Don't "honey" me. 145 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,976 I'm hungry, stick man. 146 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:51,505 Hey, Forman, so when are you and Big Rhonda gonna tie the knot, huh? 147 00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:53,569 Oh, I don't know. 148 00:10:53,647 --> 00:10:58,273 You know, I'm so busy at Price Mart, and, uh, she has her dog grooming... 149 00:10:58,348 --> 00:11:01,178 and her cheating on me, so... 150 00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:07,672 Jackie... Burkhart? Is that you? 151 00:11:07,747 --> 00:11:10,305 I'm sorry. Do I know you? 152 00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:14,836 It's Michael. Kelso? 153 00:11:15,914 --> 00:11:18,312 It rings a stupid, little bell. 154 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:24,437 You know, I bet if I wasn't so happy as a globe-trotting stewardess... 155 00:11:24,514 --> 00:11:27,969 I might actually remember the tiny effect you had on me in high school. 156 00:11:28,047 --> 00:11:31,479 - I'm on TV now. - I've always loved you. 157 00:11:39,181 --> 00:11:43,113 - Ow! - Oh, oh, Jake, honey, honey. Be nice to your big brother. 158 00:11:43,181 --> 00:11:45,578 He's not strong like you. 159 00:11:47,148 --> 00:11:49,137 "Brother"? What the hell? 160 00:11:49,214 --> 00:11:52,646 Your parents finally had the son they always wanted. 161 00:11:52,714 --> 00:11:57,669 - Now, Son, what do we call Eric? - Dumb-ass! 162 00:11:57,747 --> 00:11:59,736 There's my boy! 163 00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:04,471 Oh, what a wonderful wedding. 164 00:12:04,547 --> 00:12:10,037 It's so nice when children get married and... and move far away from their parents. 165 00:12:10,114 --> 00:12:14,206 Or they don't get married and stay at home with their mother... 166 00:12:14,281 --> 00:12:16,270 who they just couldn't stand to be... 167 00:12:16,347 --> 00:12:18,575 Away from. 168 00:12:20,081 --> 00:12:22,104 Oh, God. 169 00:12:25,114 --> 00:12:29,274 Hey, Kelso, man. I just opened your wedding gift. 170 00:12:29,347 --> 00:12:32,313 It's primo. What do you say we go break it in? 171 00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:35,142 All right! 172 00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:38,646 You're leaving? I hate you! Call me. 173 00:12:40,081 --> 00:12:43,911 - Fez. - Good night, Wisconsin! 174 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:52,805 This is really... 175 00:12:52,881 --> 00:12:56,574 I've really missed... 176 00:12:58,347 --> 00:13:00,643 We have breaking news. 177 00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:02,703 I'm toasted. 178 00:13:05,081 --> 00:13:07,876 Man, they pay me gobs of money to talk like that. 179 00:13:10,447 --> 00:13:14,470 Fez, do something with your hair, man. It's making me paranoid. 180 00:13:19,047 --> 00:13:23,809 Guys, I have discovered a band that will change music forever. 181 00:13:39,547 --> 00:13:41,536 I love to cook, you know? 182 00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:45,676 I'm really good with sauces. 183 00:13:46,747 --> 00:13:49,611 Guys, sometimes when I do the news... 184 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:52,339 I don't wear any pants! 185 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,469 Whoo! 186 00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:00,578 You know, there are some things about Earth... 187 00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:03,910 I really miss! 188 00:14:09,747 --> 00:14:13,975 Okay, welcome to your 10-year high school reunion. 189 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:22,106 All right! I finally grew a mustache! 190 00:14:22,181 --> 00:14:24,840 Actually, it's chocolate cake. 191 00:14:33,014 --> 00:14:36,969 - What happened to Kelso? - Oh, he got fired. 192 00:14:37,047 --> 00:14:40,877 Yeah, he thought the news would be funnier drunk. 193 00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:43,242 Now he works for you, selling water beds. 194 00:14:43,313 --> 00:14:46,473 What a loser! 195 00:14:46,547 --> 00:14:49,070 - Wait, I sell water beds? - That's right. 196 00:14:52,814 --> 00:14:56,746 Kelso, what are you doing here? You're supposed to lock up the store tonight. 197 00:14:56,814 --> 00:14:59,245 It's our reunion, man. 198 00:14:59,313 --> 00:15:01,472 I'll lock it up tomorrow, I promise. 199 00:15:03,514 --> 00:15:06,571 - Hello, Michael. - Hello, Jackie. 200 00:15:06,647 --> 00:15:10,374 Oh, I just want to let you to know that, uh, I married Pam Macy. 201 00:15:10,447 --> 00:15:14,402 She's one hell of a cook, a super lady, and I'm really, really happy. 202 00:15:16,514 --> 00:15:18,946 Good, 'cause I wouldn't be with you anyway. 203 00:15:19,014 --> 00:15:21,003 You're fat. 204 00:15:27,114 --> 00:15:31,512 Okay, Michael. When you're done being a pig, I'll be in the Le Car. 205 00:15:38,014 --> 00:15:40,037 Uh, I'm sorry, Rhonda. 206 00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:43,637 - Uh, yeah. - Rhonda? Oh, my God, Rhonda! 207 00:15:43,714 --> 00:15:46,908 Hi, Eric. Uh, I was hoping you'd be here. 208 00:15:46,981 --> 00:15:50,140 - I just wanted to thank you. - Thank me? 209 00:15:50,213 --> 00:15:54,873 Yes. Um, after you broke up with me, I was so disgusted with my life. 210 00:15:54,947 --> 00:15:58,401 I mean, if someone like you didn't want to see me... Whoo! 211 00:16:01,147 --> 00:16:04,978 So, thanks to you and Jane Fonda, I have this new, fabulous body... 212 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:08,342 and a successful aerobics studio. 213 00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:10,777 Well, hey, you know what? 214 00:16:10,847 --> 00:16:13,335 - I'm glad I could help. - Yeah. 215 00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:58,210 Oh, hey! Hi! Hey, Donna. 216 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:01,474 It's... It's Eric Forman... 217 00:17:01,547 --> 00:17:03,604 from, uh, Point Place High School. 218 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,840 Yeah, Eric, I know. It's our reunion. 219 00:17:06,914 --> 00:17:09,005 Right. Good one. 220 00:17:11,147 --> 00:17:14,944 - So, how are you doing? - Um, I was pretty lousy... 221 00:17:15,013 --> 00:17:18,207 until I saw how fat Kelso got. 222 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:21,041 - It made the drive from Joliet worth it. - Oh, right. 223 00:17:21,113 --> 00:17:23,739 - I heard you guys moved. How's Hyde? - Hyde's good. 224 00:17:23,814 --> 00:17:26,837 Kids are good. He's gone a lot. 225 00:17:26,914 --> 00:17:28,903 Prison. Whatever. 226 00:17:30,046 --> 00:17:32,535 So, Eric, uh, how... how are you? 227 00:17:32,614 --> 00:17:34,603 I'm, uh, great. 228 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,976 I'm the number three water-bed dealer in Wisconsin. So... 229 00:17:42,514 --> 00:17:45,844 - Donna, you look great. - Oh, thanks. 230 00:17:47,046 --> 00:17:51,069 You know, don't laugh, but... 231 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:56,178 - Actually, never mind. - No, no. What? 232 00:17:56,247 --> 00:17:58,611 I had a crush on you in high school. 233 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,975 I had a crush on you too. 234 00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:03,444 You know, I almost kissed you once. 235 00:18:05,046 --> 00:18:08,206 What might've been, huh? 236 00:18:11,947 --> 00:18:15,379 So... So are you... are you still writing? 237 00:18:15,447 --> 00:18:19,846 Oh, God. Well, I mean, permission slips. 238 00:18:19,914 --> 00:18:22,970 - Three kids, you know. - Right. 239 00:18:23,046 --> 00:18:26,444 Well, you should start again, 'cause, you know... 240 00:18:27,447 --> 00:18:29,436 you were really good at it. 241 00:18:29,514 --> 00:18:31,673 Oh, well, it's too late for that. 242 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,739 It's too late for a lot of... 243 00:18:39,046 --> 00:18:42,274 - Hey, so I'll see you, Eric. - Yeah, I'll see ya, Donna. 244 00:18:42,347 --> 00:18:44,540 - Okay. - Okay. 245 00:18:52,247 --> 00:18:54,372 Huh? Huh? 246 00:18:55,447 --> 00:18:57,436 Start the waterworks. 247 00:18:57,514 --> 00:19:01,469 - Sorry. - Come on. You gotta feel something. 248 00:19:01,547 --> 00:19:05,809 Yeah... envy. He never had to feel the pain of losing her. 249 00:19:05,881 --> 00:19:10,870 Oh, wait a minute. You actually had a relationship with Donna? 250 00:19:10,946 --> 00:19:14,401 - Wait, I thought you said he couldn't hear me. - I'm loose with the rules. 251 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:18,503 - So sue me. - No, seriously. You had Donna? 252 00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:22,034 Look... We broke up. You're much better off. 253 00:19:22,113 --> 00:19:24,841 Says you! Look at me! 254 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,902 I'm 28 years old. 255 00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:30,743 I've only had sex with Big Rhonda, and all three times, believe me... 256 00:19:30,814 --> 00:19:33,439 she did not look like that! 257 00:19:33,514 --> 00:19:36,742 Idiot! You're sad you were never with Donna? 258 00:19:36,814 --> 00:19:40,439 Well, you got off light, man! I had her, and I lost her! 259 00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:44,640 And believe me, you don't want to know how bad that hurts! 260 00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:53,071 So... 261 00:19:53,147 --> 00:19:57,045 - you're an angel, right? - Why, yes. Yes I am. 262 00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:00,943 Can you, like... Can you do anything to help me? 263 00:20:01,013 --> 00:20:03,877 Listen closely: 264 00:20:03,946 --> 00:20:05,935 No. 265 00:20:10,347 --> 00:20:14,643 You know, Angel, thanks. 266 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:18,544 But I've got to go to sleep, 'cause I have a big day of... 267 00:20:19,547 --> 00:20:21,638 misery ahead of me. 268 00:20:22,714 --> 00:20:25,202 Okay, you win. 269 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,508 It was better never to have loved at all. 270 00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:29,569 Thank you! 271 00:20:29,647 --> 00:20:32,204 And, hey, I'll tell you what. I'll make you a deal. 272 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:35,405 I'm gonna take it all away. 273 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,446 You won't feel a thing... good or bad. 274 00:20:38,514 --> 00:20:43,037 Really? Yes. Yes, do it. 275 00:20:43,113 --> 00:20:46,773 Okay. Well, let me just remind you what you're giving up. 276 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,835 Hang on. 277 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,968 Wait. No. I want to keep it. 278 00:21:14,046 --> 00:21:16,672 Please, just... 279 00:21:16,747 --> 00:21:19,110 let me keep it.