1 00:00:03,336 --> 00:00:05,268 Hey, Mrs. Forman. Hey, Red. 2 00:00:05,336 --> 00:00:08,893 Hello, boys. You're up bright and early this morning. 3 00:00:08,969 --> 00:00:10,901 Yeah. We're going to Funland! 4 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:13,491 It's super fun! 5 00:00:13,569 --> 00:00:16,865 Oh, Red, remember how we used to take Eric there when he was little? 6 00:00:16,936 --> 00:00:19,731 Remember how I used to get on the roller-coaster with him... 7 00:00:19,802 --> 00:00:23,166 and then, just before we took off, I'd jump out and wave good-bye? 8 00:00:25,069 --> 00:00:27,058 Boy, did he scream. 9 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:29,932 Well, it sounds like fun. 10 00:00:30,002 --> 00:00:31,934 Super fun! 11 00:00:32,002 --> 00:00:35,366 And we figured Eric could use some fun, you know, since he and Donna broke up. 12 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:37,458 - What? - Broke up? 13 00:00:37,535 --> 00:00:40,467 Yeah, I heard Donna dumped his ass. 14 00:00:40,535 --> 00:00:43,161 That's funny. I heard Eric was the one who dumped Donna. 15 00:00:43,236 --> 00:00:46,759 - Sure, he did. - Yeah, right. 16 00:00:46,836 --> 00:00:49,563 Well, Eric must be just a wreck. 17 00:01:12,236 --> 00:01:15,690 Fine. I'll just listen to A.M. 18 00:01:20,836 --> 00:01:23,427 That's just cruel. 19 00:02:14,102 --> 00:02:16,261 Come on, Forman. Get out of bed. 20 00:02:16,335 --> 00:02:19,665 Yes, we have to go to Funland before all the fun is gone. 21 00:02:21,203 --> 00:02:23,226 I'm not going. 22 00:02:33,602 --> 00:02:36,194 - Geez. - Forman, man, snap out of it. 23 00:02:36,269 --> 00:02:40,258 So you had one of the hottest chicks in Point Place and you blew it. 24 00:02:40,335 --> 00:02:43,460 Could be worse. 25 00:02:46,069 --> 00:02:48,262 No, it couldn't. 26 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,494 Eric, it's not all bad. 27 00:02:50,569 --> 00:02:53,501 Think about Bob being your father-in-law. 28 00:02:53,569 --> 00:02:57,592 That guy'd be in all your wedding pictures. 29 00:02:58,669 --> 00:03:01,533 Guys, I don't want to talk about Donna... 30 00:03:01,602 --> 00:03:04,091 and I don't want to go to Funland. 31 00:03:04,169 --> 00:03:06,430 Fine. If you're not going with us, we'll stay here with you. 32 00:03:06,502 --> 00:03:08,491 We're not going to Funland? 33 00:03:14,936 --> 00:03:16,868 Don't... 34 00:03:16,936 --> 00:03:19,095 touch the G.I. Joes. 35 00:03:26,069 --> 00:03:29,262 - Hey, Eric, did you... - Hey, buddy, can we not talk? 36 00:03:30,936 --> 00:03:32,925 Thanks. 37 00:03:34,735 --> 00:03:36,724 Fine. We're going to Funland. 38 00:03:39,335 --> 00:03:41,767 Good. Go. 39 00:03:41,836 --> 00:03:44,768 You know what? I'm glad you are not going to Funland... 40 00:03:44,836 --> 00:03:47,563 because you will suck the fun right out of it. 41 00:03:49,602 --> 00:03:53,557 And then... And then it would just be called "Landland." 42 00:03:56,602 --> 00:03:59,762 I'm sorry. I'll get you a candy apple, okay? 43 00:04:06,669 --> 00:04:10,124 Okay, okay, I got Eric out of bed. He's on his way down. 44 00:04:10,203 --> 00:04:13,135 Now remember, don't say anything about Donna. 45 00:04:13,203 --> 00:04:15,192 He'll talk when he's ready. 46 00:04:16,368 --> 00:04:18,357 Okay. 47 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:33,468 Gee, Son, you look like you've just been dumped. 48 00:04:43,535 --> 00:04:45,592 I wasn't dumped, okay? 49 00:04:46,602 --> 00:04:48,534 We broke up. 50 00:04:48,602 --> 00:04:51,659 Yeah, well, run it off. 51 00:04:58,202 --> 00:05:01,293 Do you want to talk about it, honey? 52 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:02,959 No. 53 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,025 Okay. 54 00:05:06,368 --> 00:05:08,300 Are you sure? 55 00:05:08,368 --> 00:05:11,892 Yes. Yes, I'm sure. 56 00:05:11,969 --> 00:05:15,901 Okay. Let's not talk. 57 00:05:22,002 --> 00:05:27,060 Eric, you are a handsome young man with a lot to offer. 58 00:05:27,136 --> 00:05:29,658 Okay. Can I go now? 59 00:05:29,735 --> 00:05:32,292 No, no, no. Not until you eat. 60 00:05:32,368 --> 00:05:34,596 You look like you haven't eaten for a week. 61 00:05:34,669 --> 00:05:37,965 Oh, come on, Kitty. He always looks like that. 62 00:05:38,036 --> 00:05:39,968 Well, maybe so. 63 00:05:40,036 --> 00:05:43,695 But he won't have the strength to get over Donna if he doesn't eat. 64 00:05:43,769 --> 00:05:45,758 Fine! 65 00:05:47,602 --> 00:05:49,591 I'll eat. 66 00:05:51,202 --> 00:05:53,191 Just no more talking about Donna. 67 00:05:53,268 --> 00:05:57,394 For one minute, I'd like to not... 68 00:05:57,469 --> 00:05:59,401 think about Donna. 69 00:05:59,469 --> 00:06:02,162 No Donna. 70 00:06:27,435 --> 00:06:30,424 - Red, you should go talk to him. - What? 71 00:06:32,036 --> 00:06:33,968 Why me? 72 00:06:34,036 --> 00:06:37,195 Because I don't really know how to mend a broken heart. 73 00:06:38,635 --> 00:06:40,760 I've never been dumped. 74 00:06:45,068 --> 00:06:47,557 Oh, I don't believe that. 75 00:06:49,669 --> 00:06:51,658 Why not? 76 00:06:53,335 --> 00:06:56,199 Well, there are certain things about you that are annoying... 77 00:06:57,569 --> 00:07:02,661 that other people might not have been as tolerant of. 78 00:07:02,735 --> 00:07:05,496 You're bald! 79 00:07:08,702 --> 00:07:10,861 See? Like that! 80 00:07:21,335 --> 00:07:24,324 Okay, Michael, we have to stay together. 81 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:28,425 Every time we come here you get lost. 82 00:07:30,101 --> 00:07:33,295 Damn, Jackie, there's fun around every corner. 83 00:07:35,135 --> 00:07:37,124 Michael, what are the rules? 84 00:07:37,202 --> 00:07:42,032 Uh, no hitting you from behind with the bumper cars. 85 00:07:42,101 --> 00:07:43,863 And? 86 00:07:43,936 --> 00:07:46,231 And... 87 00:07:46,302 --> 00:07:49,393 no riding the goats at the petting zoo. 88 00:07:51,302 --> 00:07:53,530 And? 89 00:07:53,602 --> 00:07:57,432 - We have to stay together, Michael! - Fine! 90 00:07:57,502 --> 00:07:59,593 - Balloons! - Stay! 91 00:08:01,235 --> 00:08:03,167 Hey there, kids! 92 00:08:03,235 --> 00:08:08,793 I'm Woofy, the Funland Dog, and I'm here to make sure that you have fun, fun, fun! 93 00:08:09,802 --> 00:08:11,734 Touch me like that again... 94 00:08:11,802 --> 00:08:14,233 you're gonna eat your Alpo through a straw, straw, straw! 95 00:08:14,302 --> 00:08:16,234 Oh. Okeydokey. 96 00:08:16,302 --> 00:08:20,860 Well, I'm going down to the saloon to look for the guy who shot my paw. 97 00:08:25,268 --> 00:08:29,496 Oh, my God! That was Woofy, and he talked to us! 98 00:08:31,836 --> 00:08:35,165 Guys, we gotta pick a place to meet in case we split up. 99 00:08:35,235 --> 00:08:39,224 How about the corner of Fun Street and Fun Boulevard? 100 00:08:39,302 --> 00:08:42,598 I mean, that should be easy enough for even Michael to remember. 101 00:08:44,968 --> 00:08:47,332 Michael? 102 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:50,664 - Great. Now we'll never find him. - Sure we will. 103 00:08:50,735 --> 00:08:54,428 All we have to do is show people his picture, and they'll help us find him. 104 00:08:54,502 --> 00:08:57,263 You have a picture of Kelso in your wallet? 105 00:08:58,602 --> 00:09:01,534 Of course. I carry pictures of all my friends. 106 00:09:04,035 --> 00:09:06,661 You're friends with Nipsey Russell? 107 00:09:07,735 --> 00:09:10,802 I want to be. 108 00:09:10,934 --> 00:09:13,230 I know he's in there. Go talk to him. 109 00:09:13,301 --> 00:09:15,859 - I don't want to. - Fine. 110 00:09:15,934 --> 00:09:21,128 But when I broke up with Archie Wilkins, he lived with his parents until he was 40. 111 00:09:23,635 --> 00:09:25,930 Good God, Kitty. 112 00:09:26,001 --> 00:09:28,331 That's another 23 years! 113 00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:31,524 All right. I'm going in. 114 00:09:33,201 --> 00:09:35,133 Hey, Eric. 115 00:09:35,201 --> 00:09:37,190 How you doin'? 116 00:09:39,401 --> 00:09:42,333 Dad, I'm really not in the mood for conversation. 117 00:09:42,401 --> 00:09:45,561 Good. Then I'll talk and you listen. 118 00:09:46,768 --> 00:09:49,063 I ever tell you the story... 119 00:09:49,134 --> 00:09:52,225 about Larry "No Foot" Mulligan? 120 00:09:55,334 --> 00:09:58,266 Well, I can guess. 121 00:09:58,334 --> 00:10:00,323 He had no foot? 122 00:10:00,401 --> 00:10:05,390 Larry was a buddy of mine who lost his foot during the war. 123 00:10:05,468 --> 00:10:09,127 And then, on his way back to the States... 124 00:10:09,201 --> 00:10:11,133 ol' One Foot... 125 00:10:11,201 --> 00:10:14,634 at that point we were calling him One Foot... 126 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:17,223 had his ship go down... 127 00:10:17,301 --> 00:10:19,892 and a shark ate his other foot. 128 00:10:21,735 --> 00:10:23,996 But he made it all the way back home. 129 00:10:24,067 --> 00:10:26,397 And do you know what happened to him when he got here? 130 00:10:26,468 --> 00:10:29,332 He overcame his handicap... 131 00:10:29,401 --> 00:10:32,060 and, ironically, became a shoe salesman? 132 00:10:39,701 --> 00:10:41,633 No. 133 00:10:41,701 --> 00:10:43,690 His girlfriend dumped him. 134 00:10:48,768 --> 00:10:52,859 Well, thank God it had a happy ending. 135 00:10:54,334 --> 00:10:59,266 Look, the point of the story is, you've got both feet. 136 00:11:00,668 --> 00:11:02,600 You'll be fine. 137 00:11:02,668 --> 00:11:06,293 Now, put some shoes on, go on down and trim the hedges. 138 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:12,131 Yeah. Well, you know, I think I'm just gonna stay up here. 139 00:11:12,201 --> 00:11:15,928 Yeah. Well, you know, I think you're not. 140 00:11:18,234 --> 00:11:20,598 Hi. Have you seen him? 141 00:11:20,668 --> 00:11:22,657 His name is Kelso. 142 00:11:25,568 --> 00:11:27,659 Kelso's trapped in a box? 143 00:11:29,901 --> 00:11:33,231 Hey! Fez, check it out. 144 00:11:34,368 --> 00:11:36,300 "Fun University." 145 00:11:36,368 --> 00:11:38,357 Now check out the back. 146 00:11:46,635 --> 00:11:48,624 "F.U." 147 00:11:49,801 --> 00:11:51,790 I don't get it. 148 00:11:53,434 --> 00:11:55,525 F.U., man. 149 00:11:56,635 --> 00:11:58,624 F.U.! 150 00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:08,227 Oh, right. "Fu." 151 00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:13,465 That's a good one. That's a good one. 152 00:12:13,535 --> 00:12:17,399 I tried to look for Michael, but I can't see over the crowd. 153 00:12:17,468 --> 00:12:21,366 I wish Donna was here. She's a giant. 154 00:12:22,368 --> 00:12:24,300 Don't remind me. 155 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:27,300 I asked her and asked her and asked her to come, and she just kept saying... 156 00:12:27,368 --> 00:12:29,459 "Get out of my bathroom, Fez!" 157 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,600 Well, we still have to find Michael. What time is it? 158 00:12:34,668 --> 00:12:37,861 Did someone ask what time it is? 159 00:12:37,934 --> 00:12:41,798 Why, here in Funland, it's always "Fun o'clock!" 160 00:12:51,867 --> 00:12:53,924 Yeah, yeah, thanks a lot, you morons. 161 00:13:00,101 --> 00:13:03,397 Hey, you guys wouldn't happen to know what time it is, would you? 162 00:13:07,201 --> 00:13:10,689 Oh, yeah! 163 00:13:13,867 --> 00:13:17,391 Rock on! 164 00:13:17,468 --> 00:13:19,400 I thought we were in love. 165 00:13:19,468 --> 00:13:21,457 Oh, God. 166 00:13:23,168 --> 00:13:26,100 And then it all just blows apart. 167 00:13:26,168 --> 00:13:30,328 And all that's left is this big hole, you know? 168 00:13:30,401 --> 00:13:32,526 Uh, no, I don't. 169 00:13:32,601 --> 00:13:35,930 Oh! But there is a gopher hole out back. 170 00:13:36,001 --> 00:13:39,126 And if you shove the hose down and flush him out... 171 00:13:39,201 --> 00:13:43,065 I'll stand at the other end and hit him in the head with a shovel. 172 00:13:43,134 --> 00:13:46,964 Uh-huh. Just go, Dad. 173 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:49,023 Thanks. Thank you. 174 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:59,499 Well, I see sunshine outside, but I don't see sunshine inside. 175 00:13:59,568 --> 00:14:01,760 Wanna talk about the breakup, Bambi? 176 00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:05,766 No, Dad, I don't want to talk about it. 177 00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:07,766 You know, we were happy. 178 00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:09,766 But he had to push me. 179 00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:12,766 He had to define everything and get his little ring on me. 180 00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:16,823 By the time it was over, we weren't even together anymore. 181 00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:20,533 I'm fine. 182 00:14:20,601 --> 00:14:23,226 Son of a bitch. 183 00:14:23,301 --> 00:14:26,199 Listen, when you're done... 184 00:14:26,268 --> 00:14:29,598 I know, I know. Put the bags on the curb. 185 00:14:39,234 --> 00:14:42,757 - Hey. - "Hey"? 186 00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:45,528 Is that all you have to say to me? 187 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:50,090 Well, what do you have to say to me? 188 00:14:50,168 --> 00:14:52,100 Huh. 189 00:14:52,168 --> 00:14:54,599 How about this? "Hey." 190 00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:57,498 - I'm not wrong! - You are wrong, you dill-hole! 191 00:14:57,568 --> 00:15:01,364 Oh, great. That's nice. That's really mature. 192 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,626 Double dill-hole! 193 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,589 "Double dill-hole"? 194 00:15:15,468 --> 00:15:21,298 Oh, geez! You were outside. You were happy. 195 00:15:21,368 --> 00:15:23,697 Why are you back in bed? 196 00:15:25,368 --> 00:15:27,300 Well, I guess all that fresh air... 197 00:15:27,368 --> 00:15:30,095 got me thinking that I'd rather be in bed. 198 00:15:30,168 --> 00:15:33,100 Yeah, well, get up. It's time to go to work. 199 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,259 Fine. 200 00:15:37,334 --> 00:15:40,527 Oh, and, uh, you don't have to worry about that gopher. 201 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,896 It's as dead as you and Donna. 202 00:15:46,301 --> 00:15:48,290 Too soon, huh? 203 00:16:02,268 --> 00:16:04,200 I can't believe you two. 204 00:16:04,268 --> 00:16:09,200 Poor Michael is lost, and all you've done is gone on rides and have fun. 205 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,362 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! The Funland Princess! 206 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,532 The Funland Princess? 207 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,294 I haven't been on that ride yet. 208 00:16:25,801 --> 00:16:29,427 So, I figured this is the lost and found and I lost my friends... 209 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,489 so they're bound to show up here sooner or later. 210 00:16:34,967 --> 00:16:36,956 Right? 211 00:16:38,268 --> 00:16:40,393 I miss my friends. 212 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,766 "I miss my friends." 213 00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:46,664 - What? - "What?" 214 00:16:46,734 --> 00:16:48,996 - Stop it. - "Stop it." 215 00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:51,431 - Stop copying me! - "Stop copying me!" 216 00:16:53,634 --> 00:16:55,793 - I'm stupid. - You're stupid. 217 00:16:55,867 --> 00:16:57,856 Damn it! 218 00:17:04,901 --> 00:17:08,594 Hey, how about that new cashier at work? 219 00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:10,656 Not bad, huh? 220 00:17:10,734 --> 00:17:13,257 Single too. 221 00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:17,430 - Dad, I'm not... - What? 222 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,523 Is it the braces? 223 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,532 Well... 224 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:25,033 you know what helps a fella get over a gal? 225 00:17:25,101 --> 00:17:28,090 Pimiento loaf. 226 00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:52,994 What happened here, Red? I thought you were gonna help him. 227 00:17:53,067 --> 00:17:56,396 Kitty, I yelled at him all day. 228 00:17:57,467 --> 00:18:00,127 I don't know what else to do. 229 00:18:00,201 --> 00:18:03,689 Well, how did you get through your first breakup? 230 00:18:03,767 --> 00:18:05,790 What's to get over? 231 00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:08,856 It happened. I took it like a man. 232 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:16,589 She was the best thing that ever happened to me. 233 00:18:18,001 --> 00:18:19,990 Oh, Eloise. 234 00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:25,323 Oh, Eloise! 235 00:18:29,168 --> 00:18:31,157 My life is over! 236 00:18:40,967 --> 00:18:44,297 Yup. Took it like a man. 237 00:18:52,034 --> 00:18:54,556 That was the House of Mirrors? 238 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,623 I have more mirrors than that in my purse. 239 00:19:00,201 --> 00:19:02,190 Why is everyone leaving? 240 00:19:02,268 --> 00:19:05,200 Oh, my God. What time is it? 241 00:19:06,201 --> 00:19:09,360 Did someone ask what time it is? 242 00:19:09,433 --> 00:19:12,593 Yeah, we know. It's fun o'clock. Get killed. 243 00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:17,225 No, it's closing time, kids. Time for you to go. 244 00:19:17,301 --> 00:19:20,460 But, Woofy, we still haven't found our friend. 245 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:25,194 Yeah? Well, golly gee, that's just too... Come on! Get out! 246 00:19:26,734 --> 00:19:29,098 Except for you! 247 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,094 - All right. Let's go. - What about Michael? 248 00:19:37,168 --> 00:19:40,100 Look, there's been lost dogs who've traveled hundreds of miles... 249 00:19:40,168 --> 00:19:42,599 to be reunited with their families. 250 00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:45,599 Now, Kelso is not as smart as that... 251 00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:49,497 but I'm sure he can make it the 12 miles back to Forman's. 252 00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:56,494 So, me and this girl Eloise were together for a while. 253 00:19:56,567 --> 00:19:58,499 Everything was great. 254 00:19:58,567 --> 00:20:02,966 But when things started getting serious, she dumped me. 255 00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:06,659 Man, that... that hurt like hell. 256 00:20:08,767 --> 00:20:10,926 - Did you cry? - No! 257 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:15,064 No, no. 258 00:20:15,134 --> 00:20:19,463 But there were times when I thought I would never get over it. 259 00:20:20,801 --> 00:20:23,460 But time passed. 260 00:20:23,534 --> 00:20:26,160 I moved on. 261 00:20:26,234 --> 00:20:29,427 And then the day came when I didn't think about her as much. 262 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:33,626 Then a couple more days came along, and, why, I thought about her even less. 263 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:38,389 Then one day, I didn't think about her at all. 264 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,662 And then that made me sad. 265 00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:48,597 We've got a little Irish in us, don't we, Dad? 266 00:20:49,901 --> 00:20:51,890 Yes, we do. 267 00:20:54,934 --> 00:20:57,525 It's just... 268 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:00,032 It hurts. You know? 269 00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:07,522 Listen, I'm gonna give you a few days to pull yourself together. 270 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:12,792 You can stay in bed and sleep. Watch TV. 271 00:21:13,867 --> 00:21:16,026 Whatever you need to do. 272 00:21:17,168 --> 00:21:19,157 Thank you, Dad. 273 00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:22,232 And, you know... 274 00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:25,789 not that it matters, but Donna didn't dump me. 275 00:21:27,034 --> 00:21:29,192 I broke up with her. 276 00:21:30,567 --> 00:21:33,556 Whatever you need to tell yourself to make it better. 277 00:21:38,767 --> 00:21:42,063 Thanks a lot for the ride, Mrs. Anderson. 278 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,759 Hey, Einstein, you gonna eat that ice cream? 279 00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:47,698 My name's not Einstein. 280 00:21:47,767 --> 00:21:51,199 It's Kelso. And, yeah, I'm gonna eat it. 281 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,293 That's it. 282 00:21:57,367 --> 00:21:59,424 Get out! 283 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:01,898 - They started it! - Get out! 284 00:22:04,067 --> 00:22:06,692 See ya, Einstein. 285 00:22:07,767 --> 00:22:10,756 It's not Einstein! It's Kelso!