1 00:00:06,292 --> 00:00:09,281 Wow! Donna, you look great. 2 00:00:09,359 --> 00:00:11,291 What could it be? 3 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:14,382 Oh, I know. You lost 80 pounds of ugly fat. 4 00:00:14,459 --> 00:00:17,050 Burn, Eric, burn! 5 00:00:19,225 --> 00:00:21,817 Okay, first of all... 6 00:00:21,893 --> 00:00:26,882 I weigh a 130... 49... pounds. 7 00:00:26,959 --> 00:00:29,288 Yeah. You look good too, Eric. 8 00:00:29,359 --> 00:00:32,917 You lost... your one true love, so... 9 00:00:34,059 --> 00:00:35,992 Looking good. 10 00:00:36,059 --> 00:00:39,685 Eric, I found these records of yours, and I thought you might want them back. 11 00:00:39,759 --> 00:00:44,521 Ah, the unpleasant exchange of possessions after the horrific breakup. 12 00:00:44,592 --> 00:00:47,752 Awkward for them, entertaining for us. 13 00:00:47,826 --> 00:00:51,815 Whoa, whoa. Shut up. Don Kirshner's starting. 14 00:00:51,893 --> 00:00:55,791 Oh, right. Paul McCartney and Wings are on tonight. 15 00:01:02,325 --> 00:01:08,155 Okay, so... Okay, we're all here now. 16 00:01:09,325 --> 00:01:12,814 So... So, Donna, you're staying? 17 00:01:12,893 --> 00:01:14,882 Okay. 18 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:18,721 What I meant to say was... 19 00:01:18,793 --> 00:01:21,122 Look, Donna, I don't think it's cool if you hang out here. 20 00:01:24,059 --> 00:01:26,617 So, what, you're, like, kicking me out? 21 00:01:29,826 --> 00:01:31,758 Wow. 22 00:01:31,826 --> 00:01:34,917 Okay then. Bye. 23 00:01:36,992 --> 00:01:42,482 Well, if you're kicking her out, then you're kicking me out. 24 00:01:42,559 --> 00:01:45,252 No, Jackie, no. Oh, wait. I mean, bye! 25 00:02:25,192 --> 00:02:28,716 So, it's just not fair. He doesn't, like, get my friends... 26 00:02:28,793 --> 00:02:31,088 'cause he has some stupid, crappy basement. 27 00:02:31,159 --> 00:02:34,989 Right! You helped make that basement what it is today. 28 00:02:35,059 --> 00:02:39,082 Right. No one would even go over there before me. 29 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,148 It smelled like feet. 30 00:02:44,626 --> 00:02:46,592 Donna, you have to fight back. 31 00:02:46,659 --> 00:02:48,648 Okay, when a couple splits up... 32 00:02:48,726 --> 00:02:52,055 the woman deserves her fair share of the life she helped build. 33 00:02:54,392 --> 00:02:57,620 - How much is that? - All of it! 34 00:02:59,192 --> 00:03:01,124 Donna, it's the law. 35 00:03:01,192 --> 00:03:04,647 You know, normally, that statement would really offend me. 36 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:09,090 But now that I'm single and pissed, you're making a lot of sense. 37 00:03:11,125 --> 00:03:15,751 And then she just comes down in the basement like it's no big deal. 38 00:03:15,826 --> 00:03:20,951 After what happened? And she's just gonna act like everything's cool and everything's fine? 39 00:03:21,025 --> 00:03:25,253 You don't love me, you don't get my couch... or my friends. 40 00:03:25,325 --> 00:03:27,882 I'm a package deal, baby! 41 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:32,015 So, I just told her, "Fire up those walking sticks, Big Red, because this ain't happening. 42 00:03:32,092 --> 00:03:34,183 I'm not having it." 43 00:03:37,793 --> 00:03:43,123 Hey, Forman, we were all there, and that ain't how it happened. 44 00:03:44,259 --> 00:03:46,418 You wanna talk about it some more? 45 00:03:49,559 --> 00:03:52,320 Mmm, no. 46 00:03:56,492 --> 00:03:58,821 - Hello, Kitty. - Oh, Pastor Dave! 47 00:03:58,892 --> 00:04:03,018 What a nice surprise. How's... God? 48 00:04:03,092 --> 00:04:06,058 Fine, thank you. 49 00:04:07,592 --> 00:04:11,524 So, I was wondering if, uh, Red was home. 50 00:04:11,592 --> 00:04:14,251 Oh, no. What did he do? 51 00:04:14,325 --> 00:04:16,257 No. No, no, nothing. I just thought... 52 00:04:16,325 --> 00:04:21,781 he might like to, uh... I don't know... goof off? 53 00:04:22,858 --> 00:04:25,120 You want to spend time with Red. 54 00:04:25,192 --> 00:04:28,215 - Unless it's a bad time. - Oh, no, no, no. This is a great time. 55 00:04:28,292 --> 00:04:30,951 Oh, my God! Red has a visitor! 56 00:04:31,025 --> 00:04:34,980 Red, Pastor Dave's here! For you! Hurry! 57 00:04:35,059 --> 00:04:38,821 Oh, yeah. I ran into him in the hardware store. 58 00:04:38,892 --> 00:04:44,018 You know, he was gonna try to paint his garage without priming. 59 00:04:44,092 --> 00:04:46,217 That crazy bastard. 60 00:04:50,325 --> 00:04:54,018 Oh, my. Red has a friend. 61 00:05:01,325 --> 00:05:03,314 Psst! 62 00:05:05,992 --> 00:05:08,424 What are you guys doing today? 63 00:05:10,559 --> 00:05:13,491 We're going to the basement. 64 00:05:18,559 --> 00:05:20,650 Hmm. Sounds fun. 65 00:05:20,726 --> 00:05:22,715 But you know what sounds like even more fun? 66 00:05:22,792 --> 00:05:25,588 Oh! Playing with a bunch of monkeys? 67 00:05:30,726 --> 00:05:33,987 Well, yeah. 68 00:05:34,059 --> 00:05:37,719 But we got cable TV at my house... 69 00:05:37,792 --> 00:05:41,918 which we all know has the potential for flashes of brief nudity. 70 00:05:44,958 --> 00:05:47,424 Nudity! 71 00:05:51,526 --> 00:05:55,117 Cable? Oh, you are so gonna win this breakup! 72 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:00,950 Now, wait just a minute. 73 00:06:01,025 --> 00:06:03,355 Eric is our friend, our brother. 74 00:06:03,426 --> 00:06:07,290 We cannot just abandon him for nude boobs. 75 00:06:11,025 --> 00:06:15,651 Good point, Fez. This nudity you speak of, are we talking full frontal? 76 00:06:19,159 --> 00:06:21,148 - Does it matter? - No. Let's go. 77 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:33,690 So, you have no idea where everyone is? 78 00:06:39,725 --> 00:06:41,748 Everyone who? 79 00:06:42,925 --> 00:06:46,517 Hey, you got any Popsicles? Donna's all out. 80 00:06:49,559 --> 00:06:53,013 Oh, so that's how it is? Everyone's over at Donna's? 81 00:06:53,092 --> 00:06:55,251 Eric, man, I'm sorry. 82 00:06:55,325 --> 00:06:58,984 And I know that we've been friends for, like, a really long time... 83 00:06:59,059 --> 00:07:03,617 but, uh, we were watching Barbarella on cable. 84 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:08,624 Man, and I not only saw boobs, but I saw boobs in space! 85 00:07:08,691 --> 00:07:10,680 Yeah, space boobs, Eric! 86 00:07:12,292 --> 00:07:14,622 There's no gravity! 87 00:07:23,992 --> 00:07:27,425 She got cable? That sneaky little wench. 88 00:07:28,858 --> 00:07:31,722 No, no. And corn dogs. 89 00:07:34,259 --> 00:07:37,816 Oh, dogs wrapped in corn. 90 00:07:40,792 --> 00:07:43,054 Oh, sweet meat on a stick. 91 00:07:49,792 --> 00:07:52,952 - Just go. - Thank you. 92 00:08:06,192 --> 00:08:10,647 "At Dave's. Back around 5:00. Red." 93 00:08:10,725 --> 00:08:12,657 Oh! 94 00:08:20,426 --> 00:08:26,381 I hadn't realized before, but the primer is like your emotions. 95 00:08:26,459 --> 00:08:28,924 It's what's underneath the surface. 96 00:08:28,992 --> 00:08:32,322 And the rust is like your anger. 97 00:08:32,392 --> 00:08:34,517 Boy... 98 00:08:34,591 --> 00:08:38,819 having a male companion to talk to is changing my life. 99 00:08:47,658 --> 00:08:52,455 I wish I could tell Kitty exactly how I feel about her... 100 00:08:52,526 --> 00:08:54,515 but I just can't find the words. 101 00:08:54,591 --> 00:08:57,557 I'll help you. We'll find the words together. 102 00:09:02,426 --> 00:09:04,415 Oh, sure... 103 00:09:04,492 --> 00:09:10,254 sometimes I feel like crying, but I just can't. 104 00:09:10,325 --> 00:09:12,756 You can with me. 105 00:09:20,125 --> 00:09:22,682 - Hey. - Oh, hello. 106 00:09:22,758 --> 00:09:25,452 So, how was your day? What did you and your new friend do? 107 00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:28,923 Well... 108 00:09:47,259 --> 00:09:50,248 - So, that's all you did? - Yep. 109 00:09:50,325 --> 00:09:53,257 Well, you didn't talk about anything? 110 00:09:53,325 --> 00:09:55,552 Nope. 111 00:09:58,125 --> 00:10:02,353 - Do you hate him? - Kitty, don't start. 112 00:10:02,426 --> 00:10:06,324 No, no, no. All I'm saying is, people with friends live longer. 113 00:10:06,392 --> 00:10:08,983 And you are not good at keeping friends. 114 00:10:09,059 --> 00:10:11,547 Bob's scared of you, and Earl isn't speaking to you. 115 00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:14,614 - What about Frank? - Frank's dead. 116 00:10:14,691 --> 00:10:16,680 Exactly. 117 00:10:16,758 --> 00:10:19,088 It is time to replace your dead friend Frank. 118 00:10:19,159 --> 00:10:21,590 I win. 119 00:10:26,825 --> 00:10:28,814 Oh, look, there's a boob! 120 00:10:32,925 --> 00:10:35,187 There's two. 121 00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:37,622 Oh, wait. Four. 122 00:10:38,958 --> 00:10:40,947 It's the mother lode. 123 00:10:45,225 --> 00:10:48,020 Oh, man. Guy butt. Look away. 124 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,782 I feel kinda bad. 125 00:10:51,858 --> 00:10:55,517 Hon, it's just guy butt. It won't hurt you. 126 00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,548 No! About Eric. 127 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:01,285 I mean, he was totally in the right to kick Donna out. 128 00:11:01,359 --> 00:11:03,688 Oh, he was not right. 129 00:11:05,292 --> 00:11:07,849 Now, you agree with me! 130 00:11:07,925 --> 00:11:09,788 No. 131 00:11:09,858 --> 00:11:13,950 Agree with me. 132 00:11:14,025 --> 00:11:16,820 No! Donna broke his heart, and now she should have to pay. 133 00:11:17,925 --> 00:11:21,153 - Chex Mix? - Oh, thank you, Donna. 134 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:26,714 Oh, we are so not talking. 135 00:11:26,792 --> 00:11:29,315 - All right, Jack... - I said, not talking! 136 00:11:29,391 --> 00:11:32,187 - Well done. - All right, Fez. The... 137 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:34,248 I said, well done! 138 00:11:38,192 --> 00:11:40,555 Oh, there are all my friends. 139 00:11:40,625 --> 00:11:42,614 Hey, Donna, I found these socks of yours... 140 00:11:42,691 --> 00:11:44,884 so I thought I'd just, you know, run 'em right over. 141 00:11:58,925 --> 00:12:00,857 Eric, you can't hang out here. 142 00:12:00,925 --> 00:12:02,857 It's really uncomfortable, so... 143 00:12:02,925 --> 00:12:04,914 Uncomfortable? 144 00:12:07,525 --> 00:12:09,457 Who's uncomfortable? 145 00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:16,519 Oh, fine. 146 00:12:18,758 --> 00:12:22,020 Look, man, I'd go with you, but, you know, it's cable. 147 00:12:22,092 --> 00:12:24,024 Whatever. 148 00:12:24,092 --> 00:12:26,558 Hey, want me to come by later and tell you about the boobs? 149 00:12:26,691 --> 00:12:29,452 No! Yeah. 150 00:12:39,591 --> 00:12:42,057 It's Dave for you. 151 00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:50,213 Yeah? 152 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:53,087 Fine. Right. 153 00:12:53,158 --> 00:12:55,749 Okay. 154 00:13:03,357 --> 00:13:06,619 You do not grunt to a friend. 155 00:13:06,691 --> 00:13:11,147 Friends don't grunt. 156 00:13:13,858 --> 00:13:16,289 Okay, so I was over at the Pinciottis'... 157 00:13:16,357 --> 00:13:18,823 crouched behind the hedge next to the house, and I distinctly heard laughter. 158 00:13:18,891 --> 00:13:22,187 Laughter! Well, I will tell you what. 159 00:13:22,257 --> 00:13:25,451 I am not going down without a fight. No, sirree, Bob. 160 00:13:29,524 --> 00:13:32,456 Bob! 161 00:13:32,524 --> 00:13:34,820 The kids really like my jokes? 162 00:13:34,891 --> 00:13:37,356 Oh. 163 00:13:40,991 --> 00:13:43,684 Mr. Pinciotti, if you only knew the number of times... 164 00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:46,724 Donna's shared one of your doozies with the gang. 165 00:13:48,624 --> 00:13:51,022 Lordy, how we laugh and laugh. 166 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,613 And laugh. 167 00:13:54,691 --> 00:13:57,350 Right. I'm goin'. 168 00:13:57,424 --> 00:13:59,356 Okay. 169 00:14:00,558 --> 00:14:02,990 But the tennis pro says... 170 00:14:06,257 --> 00:14:10,122 "We don't serve those kind of balls." 171 00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:43,315 Welcome home, friends. 172 00:14:43,391 --> 00:14:45,380 Who wants Popsicles? 173 00:14:47,058 --> 00:14:49,149 Hey, I don't feel good about this. 174 00:14:49,224 --> 00:14:53,987 Well, would you rather be at Donna's singing backup to "Cha Cha Di Amore"? 175 00:14:56,190 --> 00:15:00,316 - Oh. Well, will you look who's here. - That was a dirty trick, Forman. 176 00:15:00,391 --> 00:15:03,380 Well, I'd love to stay and talk about it, but we're on our way to the movies. 177 00:15:03,457 --> 00:15:05,151 Yeah. 178 00:15:05,224 --> 00:15:07,816 Fine. Then I'm taking them bowling Saturday. 179 00:15:07,891 --> 00:15:10,016 Yeah! 180 00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:13,280 Fine. 181 00:15:13,357 --> 00:15:15,653 Ooh, what a fun weekend. 182 00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:26,553 Hey, look, you guys can't buy our loyalty with these little field trips. 183 00:15:26,624 --> 00:15:29,886 You're gonna have to start buying us some stuff we can take home. 184 00:15:31,658 --> 00:15:36,249 Well, look, I think it's stupid to have to go day by day. 185 00:15:36,324 --> 00:15:39,484 Why doesn't Donna just get us on the weekends? 186 00:15:39,558 --> 00:15:43,786 Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not fair... 187 00:15:43,858 --> 00:15:46,051 because then Eric gets all the weekday headaches... 188 00:15:46,124 --> 00:15:48,420 and Donna gets all the fun time. 189 00:15:51,424 --> 00:15:54,356 Fine. Then we'll make a schedule. Eric? 190 00:15:54,424 --> 00:15:56,185 Fine. Have a seat. 191 00:15:59,424 --> 00:16:01,413 Make sure to schedule time with Bob. 192 00:16:01,491 --> 00:16:03,480 He takes me to Chuckle Town. 193 00:16:10,558 --> 00:16:13,319 So, um, what are you and Dave gonna do today? 194 00:16:13,391 --> 00:16:17,983 Go out to the garage and talk friend to friend? That would be nice. 195 00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:25,322 No. We're gonna turn on the fight and watch two nice men... 196 00:16:25,391 --> 00:16:28,755 beat the living hell out of each other. 197 00:16:28,824 --> 00:16:30,756 That's nice. 198 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:34,085 Oh. Oh. 199 00:16:36,025 --> 00:16:38,752 Oh, come on in, Pastor Dave. 200 00:16:38,824 --> 00:16:42,085 Red and I are just so happy that you are here. 201 00:16:42,157 --> 00:16:46,249 - Especially Red. - Kitty. 202 00:16:46,324 --> 00:16:51,382 I want you to know that it is so nice for Red to finally have a boyfriend. 203 00:16:51,457 --> 00:16:53,616 For God sakes, Kitty! 204 00:16:54,824 --> 00:16:57,483 Oh, lighten up, silly. "Man friend." Whatever. 205 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,922 Someone to talk to, share their feelings with. 206 00:16:59,991 --> 00:17:04,184 Anyway, you are an important part of Red's life. 207 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,052 Oh. 208 00:17:06,124 --> 00:17:09,522 - Well... - Wait. No. Don't listen to her. 209 00:17:09,591 --> 00:17:12,216 I don't really want to share my feelings with you. 210 00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:15,985 Hell, I don't even think I have feelings. 211 00:17:16,057 --> 00:17:20,581 Now, let's just watch these two guys beat the crap out of each other. 212 00:17:20,658 --> 00:17:22,647 Sold! 213 00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:26,554 Well, I don't care what you say. 214 00:17:26,624 --> 00:17:29,146 You're boyfriends, and that's nice. 215 00:17:32,925 --> 00:17:37,357 You know, Red, I am so glad that I have someone to share with... 216 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,515 because I woke up this morning feeling upset. 217 00:17:41,090 --> 00:17:43,716 Ha-ha! I gotcha! 218 00:17:43,791 --> 00:17:47,518 Good one, Dave. Good one! 219 00:17:47,591 --> 00:17:49,580 Don't ever do that again. 220 00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:57,947 I'm just saying, Forman... 221 00:18:00,424 --> 00:18:03,857 you really didn't deliver on the afternoon like I was hoping. 222 00:18:03,925 --> 00:18:06,891 Dude, I took you everywhere. 223 00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:10,048 I bought everything. It was a great day. 224 00:18:10,124 --> 00:18:14,352 I don't know, man. I mean, I asked you for a six-pack. You brought me out a tall boy. 225 00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:18,056 I'm just saying. 226 00:18:18,124 --> 00:18:22,420 Fine. Whatever. They're all yours. 227 00:18:22,491 --> 00:18:24,684 Twenty minutes late. 228 00:18:26,891 --> 00:18:29,823 Sorry. We had to stop so Fez could pee. 229 00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:33,818 Yes, it was my fault. Please do not fight. 230 00:18:38,925 --> 00:18:44,380 Eric, listen, travel time should come out of your time, not mine. 231 00:18:48,190 --> 00:18:50,748 What's on Fez's face? 232 00:18:50,824 --> 00:18:53,881 Nothing. Nothing. 233 00:18:53,957 --> 00:18:57,856 Is that ice cream? Now he won't want dinner! 234 00:19:00,591 --> 00:19:02,580 I am sorry I ate ice cream, Donna. 235 00:19:02,658 --> 00:19:05,317 - Do not be mad. - Oh. 236 00:19:05,391 --> 00:19:09,084 Fez, I'm mad at Eric, not at you. 237 00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:16,122 This is not about you. 238 00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:20,452 Listen, I'm not about to limit our good time to help with yours. 239 00:19:20,524 --> 00:19:23,217 - Why would you do anything to help me? - Oh, you listen, missy. 240 00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:26,780 - I'm not gonna... - Stop it! Stop it! 241 00:19:30,391 --> 00:19:32,789 You are tearing us apart! 242 00:19:34,391 --> 00:19:36,948 I hope you're happy. Now you've upset Fez. 243 00:19:38,758 --> 00:19:41,985 Yeah, and your fighting is making me and Jackie fight... 244 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:44,489 and that interferes with us doing it. 245 00:19:46,257 --> 00:19:48,815 And that ain't good. 246 00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:53,152 So, until you guys fix this, we're not hanging out with either one of you. Let's go. 247 00:19:58,957 --> 00:20:00,980 Hyde, I'm sticky. 248 00:20:03,624 --> 00:20:06,919 Come on. Let's get you cleaned up. 249 00:20:09,524 --> 00:20:11,786 And I'm sleepy. 250 00:20:11,857 --> 00:20:14,289 I know. You had a big day! 251 00:20:21,457 --> 00:20:23,888 This is your fault. None of this would have happened... 252 00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:26,685 if you hadn't been such a jerk and kicked me out of the basement. 253 00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:29,189 Well, you came in and you were just so... 254 00:20:29,257 --> 00:20:32,223 "Oh, we broke up, and I don't care, and, hey, let's just watch TV." 255 00:20:34,758 --> 00:20:37,690 Eric, I was faking it. 256 00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:41,212 I'm miserable and uncomfortable, and this whole thing sucks. 257 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,313 You're miserable? 258 00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:48,281 Well, that's great! 259 00:20:49,823 --> 00:20:52,619 I mean, I'm miserable too. 260 00:20:57,491 --> 00:21:00,923 Okay, so, how about this? 261 00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:05,787 We just hang out together and pretend everything's fine... 262 00:21:05,857 --> 00:21:08,517 for, you know... for the sake of our friends. 263 00:21:11,524 --> 00:21:13,513 I can do that. 264 00:21:13,591 --> 00:21:15,614 Okay. 265 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:18,213 But, you know, 266 00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:21,848 You have to stop trying to look so hot when you come over. 267 00:21:21,924 --> 00:21:24,686 I have not been doing that. 268 00:21:24,758 --> 00:21:27,588 Red lipstick, no bra? 269 00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:33,590 Okay, yeah, I did that. 270 00:21:38,124 --> 00:21:40,919 And, Fez, you sit on the dryer. 271 00:21:40,990 --> 00:21:44,423 Okay. This new seating arrangement should really work. 272 00:21:46,724 --> 00:21:49,246 There you kids are. 273 00:21:49,324 --> 00:21:54,018 I think I finally remembered the punch line to the Italian midget joke. 274 00:21:54,090 --> 00:21:56,851 - My mom made fish. - I gotta register for the draft. 275 00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:58,856 - Me too. - I gotta go count my G.I. Joes. 276 00:21:58,924 --> 00:22:01,822 I'll be in the oven. 277 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:08,018 Wow. Tough room.