1 00:00:02,389 --> 00:00:05,185 Elke Sommer to block. Elke Sommer to block. 2 00:00:05,256 --> 00:00:08,086 Oh, you stupid son of a bitch. 3 00:00:15,323 --> 00:00:19,187 Donna... loved Hollywood Squares. 4 00:00:19,256 --> 00:00:21,983 Ah, Forman. Come on, man. Give it a rest, huh? 5 00:00:22,056 --> 00:00:26,420 So you're single now. That's a good thing. Now you're like me, man. 6 00:00:26,489 --> 00:00:30,683 You're free to be with lotsa subpar, somewhat sleazy chicks. 7 00:00:31,756 --> 00:00:34,222 It's Christmas, baby. 8 00:00:34,289 --> 00:00:39,414 Oh, you disguise your heart, Hyde, but... 9 00:00:39,489 --> 00:00:42,285 I know you need love. 10 00:00:42,355 --> 00:00:45,480 - Why is that? - 'Cause I need it. 11 00:00:47,256 --> 00:00:50,449 All right. I'm goin' to work before you two start braidin' each other's hair. 12 00:00:54,956 --> 00:00:58,911 You know what? I wish for once Hyde would fall in love, you know? 13 00:00:58,989 --> 00:01:00,921 So we could make fun of him. 14 00:01:00,989 --> 00:01:03,182 We'd be all, "Hey, everyone"... 15 00:01:06,922 --> 00:01:09,410 "Hyde's in love." 16 00:01:15,689 --> 00:01:17,678 Burn. 17 00:01:18,922 --> 00:01:22,150 Oh, I know. Let's get Hyde a woman. 18 00:01:22,223 --> 00:01:25,018 We can have a "Let's Get Hyde a Woman" party. 19 00:01:26,922 --> 00:01:30,752 And... And we can have food and music and, um... 20 00:01:30,822 --> 00:01:33,720 - Women? - That's it. 21 00:02:12,489 --> 00:02:16,854 Hey, this party is a great idea. I am gonna find the perfect match for Steven. 22 00:02:16,922 --> 00:02:20,581 After all, my nickname is "The Queen of Romance." 23 00:02:20,655 --> 00:02:22,484 No one calls you that. 24 00:02:24,288 --> 00:02:27,584 Now, we will each bring no less than two... 25 00:02:27,655 --> 00:02:31,815 and no more than five girls to the party for Hyde, okay? 26 00:02:31,889 --> 00:02:35,616 I will console the rejects with a hot oil massage. 27 00:02:37,555 --> 00:02:39,885 I will be nude. 28 00:02:39,956 --> 00:02:44,388 Well, I'm outta here. The radio station's giving away a van, and I gotta work. 29 00:02:44,455 --> 00:02:46,387 I will be clothed. 30 00:02:46,455 --> 00:02:49,512 Well, I think it's a great idea. 31 00:02:49,589 --> 00:02:52,885 Steven is almost a man, and he needs to meet a girl... 32 00:02:52,956 --> 00:02:56,547 who will help him find his way. 33 00:02:56,622 --> 00:03:01,611 Yeah. A girl helped me find my way... to hell! I'm in hell. 34 00:03:01,689 --> 00:03:06,712 Oh, you're not in hell. If you're too hot, take off your sweater. 35 00:03:06,789 --> 00:03:11,221 - So, it's settled. We'll have the party here. - No, Kitty. 36 00:03:11,288 --> 00:03:14,743 I don't know what you're talkin' about, but, no. 37 00:03:14,822 --> 00:03:20,084 Yes. We're... We're havin' a little party for Steven, so he can meet his Miss Right. 38 00:03:20,156 --> 00:03:25,554 Why is it here? Why is it always here? 39 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:28,679 Well, what do you want them to do, have the party in the street? 40 00:03:28,756 --> 00:03:31,221 Yes. 41 00:03:31,288 --> 00:03:35,016 They puke in the street, the city cleans it up. 42 00:03:37,288 --> 00:03:42,085 Oh-ho, man! 43 00:03:42,156 --> 00:03:46,247 Oh, I hope I win this van. I really need a place to do it with Jackie. 44 00:03:47,989 --> 00:03:51,318 Okay. Listen up everybody. The rules are simple. 45 00:03:51,389 --> 00:03:54,583 You place one hand on the van. 46 00:03:54,655 --> 00:03:58,053 If you remove your hand for any reason, you're out. 47 00:03:58,123 --> 00:04:01,021 Last person to remove his hand wins the van. 48 00:04:01,089 --> 00:04:03,520 Any questions? 49 00:04:03,589 --> 00:04:07,022 You're out. Any other questions? 50 00:04:07,089 --> 00:04:10,248 - Don't start without me, Max. - Oh, God. 51 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:16,887 Hello. 52 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:19,285 My name is Daniel... 53 00:04:19,355 --> 00:04:22,446 and I have won every WFPP contest... 54 00:04:22,522 --> 00:04:27,784 since the Weber Gas Grill Trampoline Bounce of 1972. 55 00:04:28,889 --> 00:04:33,015 I am unbeatable, so the choice is yours: 56 00:04:33,089 --> 00:04:36,782 Joy or despair... 57 00:04:36,856 --> 00:04:40,084 pleasure or pain... 58 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:44,952 life... or death. 59 00:04:45,022 --> 00:04:48,579 I am Daniel! 60 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:51,450 And I cannot be beaten. 61 00:04:58,655 --> 00:05:01,519 Look at what I brought. 62 00:05:08,856 --> 00:05:11,413 - Big Rhonda? - Uh-huh. 63 00:05:11,489 --> 00:05:14,114 There goes the keg. 64 00:05:16,255 --> 00:05:19,744 Everybody, look who's here... 65 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:25,021 a caring, intelligent, snazzy young man... 66 00:05:25,088 --> 00:05:28,418 Ste-e-even Hyde! 67 00:05:30,822 --> 00:05:34,686 Um, thanks. 68 00:05:34,756 --> 00:05:37,517 Hey, man. What's goin' on? I thought we were watchin' Saturday Night Live. 69 00:05:37,589 --> 00:05:43,317 Yeah. Change of plans. We're havin' a party with girls, a keg... 70 00:05:43,389 --> 00:05:45,787 and girls. 71 00:05:45,856 --> 00:05:49,686 - For no reason whatsoever. - Great. 72 00:05:49,756 --> 00:05:54,347 - And there's no agenda. - All right. 73 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:56,980 Stop grilling me, you bastard! 74 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:04,520 Oh, hey, Melissa. 75 00:06:04,589 --> 00:06:08,783 - How's the contest going? - Lame. But at least the boneheads are entertaining. 76 00:06:08,856 --> 00:06:11,686 Check out that idiot's 'fro. 77 00:06:12,722 --> 00:06:14,654 Hey, that's my dad. 78 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:17,483 - Oh! Uh... - No. 79 00:06:17,555 --> 00:06:19,953 Okay. Yeah. You're right. 80 00:06:20,021 --> 00:06:23,112 - So, hey, what are you doin' tonight? - We're in Wisconsin... 81 00:06:23,188 --> 00:06:25,120 so nothing. 82 00:06:25,188 --> 00:06:28,621 Well, I'm goin' to this party. It's in a stinky basement, and they'll have a stolen keg. 83 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:30,917 - I'm in. - Cool. 84 00:06:36,422 --> 00:06:39,354 Hey, Dad. I brought you some mints and your afro pick. 85 00:06:39,422 --> 00:06:42,320 Oh, thank God, Donna. My hair was startin' to look silly. 86 00:06:46,689 --> 00:06:50,143 Hey, check out the redhead. 87 00:06:50,222 --> 00:06:54,086 That redhead is my baby girl Donna. I'm her dad. 88 00:06:54,155 --> 00:06:57,349 I want Donna to call me "Daddy." 89 00:07:01,155 --> 00:07:03,883 - That's it! - Ah! Bob. 90 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:07,388 You took your hand off the van. You lose. 91 00:07:09,622 --> 00:07:11,588 This isn't over. 92 00:07:11,655 --> 00:07:15,883 It is for you. Get outta here. 93 00:07:23,122 --> 00:07:26,213 And so begins the battle of wits. 94 00:07:26,288 --> 00:07:29,914 Oh, man. I've never been good at wits. 95 00:07:29,988 --> 00:07:32,682 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 96 00:07:41,122 --> 00:07:43,952 So, chips and dip, huh? 97 00:07:47,088 --> 00:07:49,782 Yeah. 98 00:07:49,856 --> 00:07:54,015 And the words kinda sound alike, so that's always fun. 99 00:07:56,255 --> 00:07:59,551 Look. No offense, but I'm really not in the mood for talking. 100 00:07:59,622 --> 00:08:03,247 I just... broke up with my girlfriend, so... 101 00:08:04,988 --> 00:08:08,250 Oh, you poor thing. 102 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:15,281 You know, you have these sad lips that are just so hot. 103 00:08:19,288 --> 00:08:21,277 Really? 104 00:08:24,055 --> 00:08:29,988 I may not be popular, but if given the chance, I'll put out somethin' fierce. 105 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,822 Psst! 106 00:08:44,888 --> 00:08:48,343 Psst! How's it goin'? 107 00:08:51,122 --> 00:08:55,555 Great, great, great, great. 'Cause, see, at first, I thought I should wear my hair up. 108 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:58,713 But... let's be honest. My hair is one of my top five features. 109 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:01,346 So, voilà! It's down. 110 00:09:07,021 --> 00:09:09,010 Psst! Psst! 111 00:09:10,389 --> 00:09:14,617 Hyde, allow me to introduce you to a special lady. 112 00:09:14,689 --> 00:09:18,848 So we meet every week to pray and discuss Scripture. You in? 113 00:09:20,355 --> 00:09:25,014 I used to date your dad. Isn't that a turn-on? 114 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:29,511 It's not like head cheerleader's always the most talented... 115 00:09:29,589 --> 00:09:32,384 but in my case, it's true. 116 00:09:32,455 --> 00:09:38,149 I have to date guys who aren't as good-looking as me, otherwise, I'd never date. 117 00:09:41,088 --> 00:09:43,748 You gonna eat that? 118 00:09:45,489 --> 00:09:48,717 I know you're really angry and emotionally crippled... 119 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:52,619 but that's okay, 'cause my boyfriend's in jail. 120 00:09:55,255 --> 00:09:59,812 My turn-offs include people who are mean to puppies and people who smoke... 121 00:10:00,888 --> 00:10:03,911 or... don't smoke? 122 00:10:03,988 --> 00:10:05,920 Or smoke? 123 00:10:05,988 --> 00:10:08,113 Wait. Do you smoke? 124 00:10:08,188 --> 00:10:12,086 Okay. So guess which leg's real. 125 00:10:16,188 --> 00:10:19,746 I'm so glad I finally got to meet you, 'cause I've, like, always been afraid of you... 126 00:10:19,821 --> 00:10:22,287 and I like to be scared. 127 00:10:27,855 --> 00:10:31,288 So? What do you think? 128 00:10:32,389 --> 00:10:35,378 You know, I think, if I time this right... 129 00:10:35,455 --> 00:10:38,478 I can nail every single one of these girls... 130 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,487 tonight. 131 00:10:40,555 --> 00:10:44,987 No, no, no, no, no. You're supposed to pick just one... to love, not nail. 132 00:10:45,055 --> 00:10:47,850 Love. 133 00:10:47,921 --> 00:10:49,853 Yeah. Right. 134 00:10:49,921 --> 00:10:52,513 Okay. Listen to me, Johnny Cool. 135 00:10:52,589 --> 00:10:57,283 I threw this party for you, so you can find one girlfriend to love you. And that is all. One. 136 00:10:59,689 --> 00:11:03,212 - You set this up? - Yeah. We all thought you needed help finding a quality woman. 137 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,220 What? 138 00:11:05,288 --> 00:11:08,083 Man, you sit around and talk about me? Is that what's goin' on? 139 00:11:08,155 --> 00:11:10,587 Look. I don't want your help. 140 00:11:10,655 --> 00:11:15,144 I give and I do, and I do and I give. 141 00:11:15,222 --> 00:11:17,279 And for what? 142 00:11:17,355 --> 00:11:20,412 For nothing. 143 00:11:20,489 --> 00:11:22,784 Well, I'm done. Go. 144 00:11:24,122 --> 00:11:27,680 - But, Fez... - I said, go. 145 00:11:34,122 --> 00:11:36,054 - Hey, Hyde. - Hey. 146 00:11:36,122 --> 00:11:39,986 This is Melissa. She just moved here from Chicago. Work at the radio station together. 147 00:11:40,055 --> 00:11:42,146 Melissa, this is Hyde. 148 00:11:43,222 --> 00:11:45,620 You're not leaving already, are you? 149 00:11:45,688 --> 00:11:48,950 - Uh, no. I came out to get some fresh air. - Oh. 150 00:11:50,021 --> 00:11:52,510 It's, uh... It's fresher out here... the air. 151 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:57,111 I like air. How 'bout you? 152 00:11:57,188 --> 00:11:59,120 Air's okay. 153 00:11:59,188 --> 00:12:02,450 You know what's really good? Water. 154 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:05,249 That's really... 155 00:12:19,786 --> 00:12:23,775 This summer I'm gonna visit my aunt in Mississippi. 156 00:12:23,853 --> 00:12:27,115 Oh, you're goin' away? That is sad. 157 00:12:28,387 --> 00:12:31,182 Hey, you should come with me, chocolate milk. 158 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:39,116 When I looked across the room, I saw a guy who was wounded... 159 00:12:39,187 --> 00:12:42,153 a guy who sits in the dark waiting for the light to find him again. 160 00:12:46,554 --> 00:12:51,111 If only I could find this light you speak of... 161 00:12:52,187 --> 00:12:56,415 then maybe... just... maybe... 162 00:12:56,487 --> 00:12:58,645 my pain might go away. 163 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,811 Would it help if I held you? 164 00:13:01,887 --> 00:13:03,682 I doubt it. 165 00:13:06,154 --> 00:13:08,915 But let's try, Katie. 166 00:13:08,987 --> 00:13:11,044 Yeah. Lower. Yeah. 167 00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:16,152 I am so disgusted. 168 00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:20,312 Oh, I know. There are way too many girls at this party. 169 00:13:21,387 --> 00:13:24,648 I can't even smell my own perfume. 170 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,346 Well, you're the only one. 171 00:13:29,354 --> 00:13:33,047 You know, you may not even be the prettiest girl here. 172 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,348 You shut your hole. 173 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,553 I... am... pretty! 174 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,553 Unsure. 175 00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:44,984 Must... find... Michael! 176 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:53,084 Hi. You know... 177 00:13:53,154 --> 00:13:56,677 I'm a guy who's... wounded. 178 00:13:58,287 --> 00:14:03,310 - So I'm gonna go grab a beer. - Thanks. Get one for yourself too. 179 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,683 No. I... 180 00:14:06,753 --> 00:14:08,742 Ca... 181 00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:13,215 - Can I get you a beer? - There you go. 182 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:16,481 - Thanks. - Right. 183 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,052 A toast... 184 00:14:24,220 --> 00:14:26,152 to all my good friends. 185 00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:29,482 I will miss you when I blow out of this burg... 186 00:14:29,553 --> 00:14:31,781 with the beautiful Big Rhonda. 187 00:14:35,487 --> 00:14:38,351 Now it's off to "Missis-syphilis"! 188 00:14:43,454 --> 00:14:48,113 Oh, no. Red, they've been drinking. 189 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:51,949 Well, well. What do ya know? 190 00:14:56,087 --> 00:15:00,019 Here, Kelso. Thought you might need some coffee to keep you goin'. 191 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,618 Hey, you know what would be fun? 192 00:15:05,686 --> 00:15:09,584 - Seein' which one of us could drink the most coffee, huh? - Uh-huh. 193 00:15:09,653 --> 00:15:11,585 Oh, no. 194 00:15:11,653 --> 00:15:14,551 - You'll just lose. - Wha... No. I would not. 195 00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:17,348 - I could so beat you. - Well, I doubt that. 196 00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:20,544 - Oh, you're goin' down. - Hmm. 197 00:15:22,586 --> 00:15:27,951 - That's my six to your one! - Yeah. Ya really whipped me. 198 00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:32,509 Kelso, have you ever been to Niagara Falls? 199 00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:36,814 - Uh-uh. - Hmm. Don't you like the soothing sound of water? 200 00:15:36,887 --> 00:15:40,876 - Yeah. I guess. - Hmm. You ever sat beside a babbling brook... 201 00:15:40,953 --> 00:15:46,215 listening to the beautiful, steady stream of water? 202 00:15:46,287 --> 00:15:48,809 Well, I... Okay. I don't know if you realize this, but... 203 00:15:48,887 --> 00:15:51,580 a-all this talk about water is really making have to go pee. 204 00:15:51,653 --> 00:15:53,846 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah. 205 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:58,012 I can see that "urine"... a lot of pain. 206 00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:02,951 Yeah. Well, y-you better shut up, 'cause you're gonna have to go too. 207 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:05,850 That's where you're wrong. I am going. 208 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,979 I know I just met her, Mr. Red... 209 00:16:20,053 --> 00:16:22,712 but I love her. 210 00:16:22,786 --> 00:16:25,980 She is sturdy. 211 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,152 I want to climb her. 212 00:16:31,287 --> 00:16:35,049 You're just desperate to give it away, aren't you, son? 213 00:16:41,419 --> 00:16:43,408 Yes. Yes, I am. 214 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,843 Look. 215 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:50,353 There are two things that you need to learn about women. 216 00:16:50,419 --> 00:16:53,613 Oh, finally, the sex talk! 217 00:16:53,686 --> 00:16:58,983 If a woman outweighs you by 30 pounds... 218 00:16:59,053 --> 00:17:01,110 you're in for trouble. 219 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,880 But I'll put on weight. I'll bridge the gap. 220 00:17:03,953 --> 00:17:06,418 Which brings me to my second point. 221 00:17:06,486 --> 00:17:11,680 When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. 222 00:17:11,753 --> 00:17:17,481 But if you mix 'em, they can turn you into a dumb-ass. 223 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,011 - Michael! - Jackie. 224 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:28,212 - I thought you were at the party. - No, no, no. It was awful. 225 00:17:28,287 --> 00:17:30,946 Do you know what it's like to be the prettiest girl at a party... 226 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:33,009 and not have anyone acknowledge it? 227 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:36,575 Yes, I do. 228 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,811 - Michael, am I pretty? - Oh, come on, cupcake. 229 00:17:41,887 --> 00:17:45,751 You are the prettiest girl in Point Place. 230 00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:47,752 No. You know what? In Wisconsin. 231 00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:49,911 Nice one, Pinocchio. 232 00:17:51,686 --> 00:17:56,345 - Am I prettier than Pam Macy? - Of course. 233 00:17:56,419 --> 00:17:58,317 Am I prettier than Farrah Fawcett? 234 00:17:58,386 --> 00:18:02,285 Oh, all right. Come on. She's like a perfect 10. 235 00:18:02,353 --> 00:18:04,444 And you are an 11. 236 00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:08,086 - Am I prettier than... - Oh, my God! 237 00:18:10,154 --> 00:18:13,551 Am I prettier than the girl with the feathered hair at the supermarket? 238 00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:15,916 Okay, okay, the blonde-haired one or the brown-haired one? 239 00:18:15,987 --> 00:18:17,953 Well, does it matter? 240 00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:21,417 No, 'cause ya smoke 'em both, baby! 241 00:18:21,486 --> 00:18:24,919 - Am I prettier than... - Oh, my God! 242 00:18:24,987 --> 00:18:27,249 I can't take it anymore! 243 00:18:27,319 --> 00:18:31,945 Am I pretty? Am I pretty? 244 00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:35,214 Am I pretty? Shut up! 245 00:18:35,286 --> 00:18:38,048 And we finally have a winner. 246 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,177 I did it! 247 00:18:40,254 --> 00:18:44,345 Oh, my God. I won! Who's the best? I'm the best! 248 00:18:44,419 --> 00:18:46,351 Loser! 249 00:18:46,419 --> 00:18:49,442 I'm not a loser, okay? 250 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,850 I win everything. 251 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:55,352 I don't lose. I win! 252 00:18:55,419 --> 00:18:58,181 Because I'm a winner! 253 00:18:59,353 --> 00:19:02,285 I'm a winner! 254 00:19:02,353 --> 00:19:05,342 So, Michael Kelso, tell Wisconsin how it feels... 255 00:19:05,419 --> 00:19:09,647 to be WFPP's new Hand 2 Van winner! 256 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:12,152 Well, I guess I have to say it like this, Max: 257 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:14,742 If this van's a-rockin'... 258 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,752 we're in there doin' it! 259 00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:20,252 - Michael! - Oh. Um, I'm sorry. 260 00:19:20,319 --> 00:19:22,376 I'm doin' it with Jackie Burkhart! 261 00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:30,678 If you really think putting my head on your lap will make me feel better... 262 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:34,446 I mean, I guess... 263 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,509 I should try. 264 00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:43,752 All right. That's it. 265 00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:46,650 Excuse me, girls. I have some information... 266 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,811 No. Don't listen to what she's... I'm... She's the one who hurt me. 267 00:19:52,053 --> 00:19:55,678 Uh-huh. Yeah. He dumped me. 268 00:20:01,686 --> 00:20:03,982 You dumped her? 269 00:20:04,053 --> 00:20:07,985 Well, I had to. She wouldn't... She wouldn't take my ring. 270 00:20:08,053 --> 00:20:10,314 You wouldn't take his ring? 271 00:20:10,386 --> 00:20:13,181 This is none of your business. And you... 272 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:16,515 are a sad little man. 273 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,486 Tsk. Oh, poor baby. 274 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:24,348 - Do you want my number? - Yes. Yes, I do. 275 00:20:25,386 --> 00:20:28,148 - So, you havin' fun? - That reminds me. 276 00:20:28,219 --> 00:20:30,208 I have to go. 277 00:20:31,419 --> 00:20:33,647 Uh, Melissa... 278 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:37,413 um, I was wonderin' if maybe you wanted to do somethin' sometime. 279 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:41,748 Sorry. I did something last night, and I already made plans for sometime. 280 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:47,009 No. Wait, wait. Uh, let me try that again. 281 00:20:47,087 --> 00:20:49,882 Um, look. If you're not doing anything Friday night... 282 00:20:49,953 --> 00:20:52,714 I'd like to take you out... to, uh... 283 00:20:52,786 --> 00:20:54,945 to... to dinner and a movie. 284 00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:58,383 Pizza? 285 00:20:58,453 --> 00:21:00,442 The mall? 286 00:21:02,686 --> 00:21:04,618 Bowling? 287 00:21:04,686 --> 00:21:07,084 I'd love to. Call me. 288 00:21:07,153 --> 00:21:10,813 Call you? That's a little unorthodox. 289 00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:14,052 I'll call you. 290 00:21:15,253 --> 00:21:17,913 Ye-e-es. 291 00:21:17,987 --> 00:21:20,612 "I'll call you."I'll call you." 292 00:21:20,686 --> 00:21:23,481 Whipped. 293 00:21:23,553 --> 00:21:27,781 What? I don't care about her. Melissa who? What the hell. 294 00:21:28,853 --> 00:21:31,648 Whipped like the family pig. 295 00:21:38,186 --> 00:21:41,710 Rhonda, I cannot go to Mississippi. 296 00:21:41,786 --> 00:21:44,308 So, you're not coming? 297 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,875 I'm sorry. 298 00:21:46,953 --> 00:21:49,010 But maybe we can go to the movies sometime. 299 00:21:49,086 --> 00:21:51,985 And make out in the theater? Yeah! 300 00:21:52,053 --> 00:21:53,985 Call me. 301 00:21:57,153 --> 00:22:00,779 Good God. Sober up, man. 302 00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:03,148 Oh, screw it, Donna. Fez likes them big. 303 00:22:03,219 --> 00:22:06,050 Fez likes them small. Fez likes them all.