1 00:00:04,169 --> 00:00:06,102 Hey, Mrs. Forman. 2 00:00:06,169 --> 00:00:08,635 My dad's making a cheese sandwich, but he's missing some stuff. 3 00:00:08,702 --> 00:00:11,759 So, can I borrow bread and cheese? 4 00:00:11,836 --> 00:00:16,200 Oh, your dad's having a hard time without your mom, isn't he? 5 00:00:16,269 --> 00:00:20,326 Midge was the brains of that outfit? 6 00:00:20,402 --> 00:00:23,096 Oh, I'm... I'm sorry, Donna. 7 00:00:23,169 --> 00:00:27,659 - Sorry about what? - You, get Donna bread and cheese. 8 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:30,167 Okay. 9 00:00:30,235 --> 00:00:32,963 Wow. This is a really nice dress. 10 00:00:33,036 --> 00:00:35,695 I know. Isn't it fancy? 11 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:38,599 It's for the Price Mart Ball tomorrow night. 12 00:00:38,669 --> 00:00:41,101 Oh, right, the Price Mart Ball. 13 00:00:41,169 --> 00:00:44,499 So who you takin'? Who's the lucky lady? 14 00:00:44,569 --> 00:00:47,467 Oh, well, I decided not to go. 15 00:00:47,536 --> 00:00:49,468 Personal choice. 16 00:00:49,536 --> 00:00:52,002 You don't have a date, do you? 17 00:00:52,069 --> 00:00:54,001 Okay. You know what? 18 00:00:54,069 --> 00:00:56,001 It's not about, "Can I get a date?" 19 00:00:56,069 --> 00:00:59,796 It's about this great book that I'm, like, halfway through. 20 00:00:59,869 --> 00:01:02,334 Plus, you know, I could get a date. 21 00:01:02,402 --> 00:01:05,857 I've got numbers, buddy. 22 00:01:05,936 --> 00:01:08,993 Sure you do, honey. You're number one with me. 23 00:01:10,569 --> 00:01:14,592 You're going tomorrow night. And you'd better not go stag, Eric. 24 00:01:14,669 --> 00:01:18,726 There's nothing worse than an 80-pound boy dancing with his mommy all night. 25 00:01:19,903 --> 00:01:22,232 You know what? I'll go. 26 00:01:22,302 --> 00:01:24,234 I told you I would, like, months ago. 27 00:01:24,302 --> 00:01:26,962 But that was before the... 28 00:01:27,036 --> 00:01:28,968 ugliness. 29 00:01:29,036 --> 00:01:31,194 Eric, I'm over it. 30 00:01:31,269 --> 00:01:33,895 Hey, I'm over it. 31 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:36,628 Oh, I'm... I'm over it. 32 00:01:39,335 --> 00:01:41,631 Plus, I mean, last year they had all-you-can-eat shrimp. 33 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:46,335 Well, I mean, you know, I'm over it. 34 00:01:46,402 --> 00:01:48,334 Hey, I'm over it. Yeah, I'm over it. 35 00:01:48,402 --> 00:01:53,630 I was just worried that you might think it was weird, us going out on a date. 36 00:01:53,702 --> 00:01:56,930 So, I mean, you know, the concern laid with you. 37 00:01:57,003 --> 00:01:59,901 Eric, it's not a date. 38 00:01:59,969 --> 00:02:02,992 It's not... I know. I know it's not a date. It's not a date. 39 00:02:03,068 --> 00:02:05,466 It's a... 40 00:02:05,536 --> 00:02:07,729 shrimp fest. 41 00:02:07,802 --> 00:02:10,700 A festival of shrimp, if you will. 42 00:02:10,769 --> 00:02:12,632 - Exactly. - Okay. 43 00:02:12,702 --> 00:02:14,691 - I'll see you tomorrow night. - 'Kay. 44 00:02:17,335 --> 00:02:19,267 See, now, look. 45 00:02:19,335 --> 00:02:21,767 My little prince is going to the ball. 46 00:02:59,802 --> 00:03:03,495 So, Forman, you break up with Donna... 47 00:03:03,569 --> 00:03:06,262 but you still get to have sex and go on dates with her? 48 00:03:06,335 --> 00:03:09,130 Ride the big red wave, dude. 49 00:03:11,869 --> 00:03:14,993 I should break up with Donna. "Donna, we are through. 50 00:03:15,068 --> 00:03:17,057 Let the sex and dating begin." 51 00:03:18,869 --> 00:03:21,391 Oh, no. It's not a date. 52 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:25,231 We're just friends now, because she's over it. 53 00:03:26,402 --> 00:03:30,528 - Well, guess who else is over it? - I am. 54 00:03:30,602 --> 00:03:33,090 - Me too. - So over it. 55 00:03:33,169 --> 00:03:35,635 Look, man, breaking up sucks, okay? 56 00:03:35,702 --> 00:03:37,725 When Jackie dumped me, you know what she said? 57 00:03:37,802 --> 00:03:41,063 "Somethin' somethin'. Never wanna see you again. 58 00:03:41,135 --> 00:03:43,294 Blah, blah, blah." 59 00:03:43,369 --> 00:03:45,835 Hey, you think that didn't hurt? 60 00:03:45,903 --> 00:03:47,869 Okay. You know what? 61 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:50,333 - I'm done talking about this. - Good. 62 00:03:50,402 --> 00:03:53,027 But I will say this. 63 00:03:53,102 --> 00:03:56,466 If she doesn't want it to be a date, then it won't be a date. 64 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:59,229 I am so cool with that, because as we all know... 65 00:03:59,302 --> 00:04:01,666 I am very mature. 66 00:04:01,736 --> 00:04:03,827 Now, if you would all please excuse me... 67 00:04:03,903 --> 00:04:06,959 my mommy has to iron my corduroys. 68 00:04:09,369 --> 00:04:12,665 Ah, women. 69 00:04:12,736 --> 00:04:14,668 Am I right, guys? 70 00:04:15,736 --> 00:04:18,463 Ah, who am I kidding? 71 00:04:18,536 --> 00:04:20,933 There's no woman for Fez. 72 00:04:21,968 --> 00:04:24,799 What must Fez do to get a woman? 73 00:04:24,869 --> 00:04:27,494 Well, for one thing, he's gotta cut out that third-person crap. 74 00:04:27,569 --> 00:04:29,501 It's weird. 75 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:31,558 You are Fez. 76 00:04:32,669 --> 00:04:34,601 You know somethin' else? 77 00:04:34,669 --> 00:04:36,601 Shoes say a lot about a man. 78 00:04:36,669 --> 00:04:40,032 In your case, your chukka boots are screaming "virgin." 79 00:04:43,002 --> 00:04:45,867 Damn you, boots. 80 00:04:45,935 --> 00:04:47,924 What else have you told them? 81 00:04:49,235 --> 00:04:51,167 Hey, Fez... 82 00:04:51,235 --> 00:04:54,065 seeing you wear those chukkas makes me wanna up-chukka. 83 00:04:55,202 --> 00:04:57,259 - Nice. - Yeah. 84 00:04:57,335 --> 00:05:00,994 It's like I ate too many "chukkalate" chip cookies. 85 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:03,898 Okay. 86 00:05:03,968 --> 00:05:06,093 Yeah, how much wood could a "woodchukka" chukka... 87 00:05:06,169 --> 00:05:09,135 Hey. Shut the chukka up. 88 00:05:09,202 --> 00:05:12,032 How am I supposed to afford new boots? 89 00:05:12,102 --> 00:05:16,966 My Bible-thumping host parents won't give me an allowance because I am a pagan. 90 00:05:17,035 --> 00:05:21,092 You know, Leo's looking for help down at the Fotohut. 91 00:05:22,335 --> 00:05:24,892 The Fotohut, huh? 92 00:05:24,968 --> 00:05:28,298 I can really "picture" myself there. 93 00:05:29,636 --> 00:05:33,500 That job and I will really "click." 94 00:05:33,569 --> 00:05:36,091 Oh, I am on a "roll"... 95 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,692 of film. 96 00:05:38,769 --> 00:05:40,927 Ow. 97 00:05:42,369 --> 00:05:44,994 Don't be so... "negative." 98 00:05:47,402 --> 00:05:49,766 I am the king. 99 00:05:52,835 --> 00:05:56,563 You sure you wanna get in the Fotohut game? 100 00:05:56,636 --> 00:06:00,568 It can chew you up and spit you out like a stick of gum. 101 00:06:00,636 --> 00:06:03,329 Or something that seemed edible till you put it in your mouth... 102 00:06:03,402 --> 00:06:05,924 and then you realized it's not. 103 00:06:06,002 --> 00:06:07,934 Or a stick of gum. 104 00:06:08,002 --> 00:06:09,934 - What kind of gum? - Big Red. 105 00:06:10,002 --> 00:06:12,468 Oh, that's fine. 106 00:06:12,536 --> 00:06:16,865 Okay, you're hired. But you're on probation. 107 00:06:16,935 --> 00:06:20,732 No, wait. I'm on probation. 108 00:06:20,801 --> 00:06:24,564 Oh, wow. I gotta go see my probation officer. 109 00:06:28,702 --> 00:06:32,156 - So he's my new boss? - Welcome to paradise. 110 00:06:38,602 --> 00:06:41,033 Oh, Red. 111 00:06:41,102 --> 00:06:43,591 Don't the kids look nice for their date? 112 00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:46,294 Yeah. Nice as hell. 113 00:06:47,536 --> 00:06:49,627 - Oh, well, thanks, Mrs. Forman. - Actually, Mom... 114 00:06:49,702 --> 00:06:53,600 as Donna so thoughtfully pointed out earlier, this isn't a date. 115 00:06:53,669 --> 00:06:55,601 Well, I just... I like seeing you together. 116 00:06:55,669 --> 00:06:57,692 You just... You look so natural. 117 00:06:57,768 --> 00:06:59,825 But we're not together. 118 00:06:59,902 --> 00:07:03,699 Well, sure you are. I'm looking right at you. 119 00:07:03,768 --> 00:07:06,791 Let's spend the night in the driveway looking at the kids. 120 00:07:06,868 --> 00:07:09,460 That's what I wanna do. 121 00:07:12,902 --> 00:07:16,732 Oh, hang on one sec. Oh, hey, Donna? 122 00:07:16,801 --> 00:07:19,563 Why don't you make like a circle and go round, okay? 123 00:07:19,636 --> 00:07:21,568 That's right. Like a circle. 124 00:07:23,502 --> 00:07:25,491 Slide over or I'll hit you in the head. 125 00:07:25,569 --> 00:07:27,558 All right. 126 00:07:30,469 --> 00:07:33,923 - You got yelled at. - Shut up. 127 00:07:40,801 --> 00:07:42,733 Oh, okay, this is us. 128 00:07:42,801 --> 00:07:44,858 See? This is great. 129 00:07:44,935 --> 00:07:48,299 Being out together, not on a date, just friends. 130 00:07:48,369 --> 00:07:51,358 I feel, like, virtually nothing for you. 131 00:07:51,435 --> 00:07:54,401 Me too. Here. Let's have a seat. 132 00:07:54,469 --> 00:07:56,696 Here you go. Oh, whoops. Not a date. 133 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:58,700 - Eric! - I'm sorry. 134 00:07:58,768 --> 00:08:01,564 Okay, uh, minor glitch. 135 00:08:01,636 --> 00:08:03,999 Let's let the good times roll. 136 00:08:05,669 --> 00:08:09,964 Isn't this nice? 137 00:08:10,035 --> 00:08:13,990 Okay, Kitty. Enough jawin'. Drinks are only free for the first two hours. 138 00:08:14,068 --> 00:08:16,091 Oh, do you think they have peach schnapps? 139 00:08:16,169 --> 00:08:19,033 Peach is my favorite schnapp. 140 00:08:21,102 --> 00:08:24,330 Hi. I'm Lyle, Housewares manager in Oshkosh. 141 00:08:24,402 --> 00:08:26,391 Hi. Eric, stock boy, Point Place. 142 00:08:26,469 --> 00:08:29,162 And this is my friend... 143 00:08:29,235 --> 00:08:31,167 Donna. 144 00:08:31,235 --> 00:08:34,599 We're not on a date, even though, I mean... even though I did pay for her. 145 00:08:34,668 --> 00:08:38,101 But what can you do? Tell me, Lyle. Are you here on a real date? 146 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:41,896 Uh... Hey, that's Stewie. Stewie. 147 00:08:45,202 --> 00:08:47,600 Nice going. Scared off Lyle. 148 00:08:47,668 --> 00:08:50,998 Now we'll never meet Stewie. 149 00:08:51,068 --> 00:08:53,000 Eric, what is wrong with you? 150 00:08:53,068 --> 00:08:55,500 Hey, guy. Put your arm around your date. 151 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:59,524 - Oh, no, she's not my date... - Oh, just shut up and take the picture. 152 00:09:09,302 --> 00:09:11,359 Ta-da! 153 00:09:14,402 --> 00:09:16,697 Quittin' time, chief? 154 00:09:18,335 --> 00:09:20,267 No. 155 00:09:20,335 --> 00:09:23,358 I devised a system to streamline our operations. 156 00:09:23,435 --> 00:09:26,889 From now on, all orders will be filed alphabetically. 157 00:09:26,968 --> 00:09:29,526 So the size of a customer's boobs? 158 00:09:29,601 --> 00:09:31,829 No longer a factor. 159 00:09:31,902 --> 00:09:35,460 You see, it saves time. And time, my friend, is money. 160 00:09:35,536 --> 00:09:37,525 But money is not time. 161 00:09:37,601 --> 00:09:40,124 You'd think it would go both ways, but it doesn't. 162 00:09:47,735 --> 00:09:50,997 Hey, Moby Dick called. He wants his shrimp back. 163 00:09:53,402 --> 00:09:57,334 It's those hilarious jokes that I miss so much since we broke up. 164 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,667 So, uh... 165 00:10:03,735 --> 00:10:05,758 should I get us some punch or... 166 00:10:05,835 --> 00:10:08,028 Wait. Do you get the punch? Oh, no. 167 00:10:08,102 --> 00:10:10,295 How do we get the punch? 168 00:10:10,369 --> 00:10:13,562 Eric, stop it. You're being an ass. 169 00:10:13,635 --> 00:10:16,965 Well, why don't you just, you know, get over it? 170 00:10:18,235 --> 00:10:21,826 I only said that because I wanna be friends again. 171 00:10:21,902 --> 00:10:25,266 I mean, I wish we could pretend that we were never boyfriend and girlfriend... 172 00:10:25,335 --> 00:10:28,324 and just, you know, be friends. 173 00:10:28,402 --> 00:10:31,391 Donna, it's hard. It's not like being friends with Hyde, okay? 174 00:10:31,469 --> 00:10:34,162 I haven't, you know... 175 00:10:34,235 --> 00:10:37,030 touched his fun parts... 176 00:10:37,102 --> 00:10:39,034 well, on purpose. 177 00:10:41,935 --> 00:10:45,095 - We used to have a lot fun together. - Yeah. 178 00:10:45,169 --> 00:10:47,999 Just like there used to be shrimp in the world. 179 00:10:48,068 --> 00:10:50,863 - Okay. - Hmm. 180 00:10:50,935 --> 00:10:52,867 Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 181 00:10:52,935 --> 00:10:55,458 When I get back, we're gonna have a lot of fun together. 182 00:10:55,535 --> 00:10:57,468 - Okay. - Okay. 183 00:11:06,568 --> 00:11:09,330 Hello. 184 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:13,334 Hi, I'm Connie. Pet Supplies, Sheboygan. 185 00:11:13,402 --> 00:11:15,526 You, uh, wanna dance? 186 00:11:15,601 --> 00:11:17,794 Oh, uh... 187 00:11:17,868 --> 00:11:20,266 Yeah, I'm kind of here with someone so... 188 00:11:20,335 --> 00:11:22,857 Okay. Well, um, maybe I'll see you around. 189 00:11:22,935 --> 00:11:24,867 Okay. 190 00:11:29,402 --> 00:11:33,198 - What the hell is wrong with you? - Okay, you hurt my arm. 191 00:11:33,269 --> 00:11:35,462 She was a real looker. 192 00:11:35,535 --> 00:11:37,797 And for some reason she talked to you. 193 00:11:37,868 --> 00:11:39,993 - Now go get her. - What? No. 194 00:11:40,068 --> 00:11:42,000 Dad, Donna's here. 195 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:45,556 Well, Donna's off having fun while you're sittin' here being a big lump. 196 00:11:45,635 --> 00:11:48,533 Okay, first of all... 197 00:11:48,601 --> 00:11:51,159 you are way too involved with my life, okay? 198 00:11:51,235 --> 00:11:55,564 And second of all, Donna's not having fun. She's in the bathroom. 199 00:12:02,835 --> 00:12:05,427 That's not the bathroom. 200 00:12:06,902 --> 00:12:10,096 Now, go talk to that girl before she comes to her senses... 201 00:12:10,169 --> 00:12:13,431 and wants nothing to do with you. 202 00:12:13,501 --> 00:12:16,899 Oh, God. Your mother's doing shots with Gladys from Housewares. 203 00:12:16,968 --> 00:12:19,433 Kitty, put it down. 204 00:12:30,169 --> 00:12:33,101 My wife left me. I don't cook. I don't shop. I'm hungry. 205 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,896 This place scares me, and I like Salisbury steak. 206 00:12:35,968 --> 00:12:39,491 So you don't cook or shop, and your idea of a nice meal... 207 00:12:39,568 --> 00:12:42,091 is gristly hamburger smothered in goo? 208 00:12:42,169 --> 00:12:44,794 What woman could let all that go? 209 00:12:46,035 --> 00:12:48,024 Hey, I've got an upside. 210 00:12:49,701 --> 00:12:51,792 Th-There are things. 211 00:12:51,868 --> 00:12:53,925 I know. You're a good guy... 212 00:12:54,002 --> 00:12:57,059 a good, old-fashioned, out-of-touch, Stone Age guy. 213 00:12:57,135 --> 00:12:59,226 But, you know, there's nothing wrong with you... 214 00:12:59,302 --> 00:13:01,733 that changing yourself completely couldn't fix. 215 00:13:03,102 --> 00:13:05,034 Thank you. 216 00:13:05,102 --> 00:13:07,295 Here. In the meantime, have a pretzel. 217 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:10,528 - I can tell you haven't eaten anything. - I am pretty hungry. 218 00:13:10,601 --> 00:13:12,794 Oh, never shop when you're hungry... 219 00:13:12,868 --> 00:13:15,857 'cause you'll end up at home with 15 Salisbury steaks. 220 00:13:15,935 --> 00:13:18,924 Give me those. 221 00:13:19,002 --> 00:13:22,162 See, the problem is I have a daughter at home. 222 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,894 I think I'm gonna have to start feeding her. 223 00:13:26,668 --> 00:13:29,328 I don't think I can do this. 224 00:13:29,401 --> 00:13:31,799 Of course you can't. Lucky for you, I'm here. 225 00:13:31,868 --> 00:13:35,130 Now we just gotta find everything you need to make a meat loaf. 226 00:13:35,202 --> 00:13:37,191 Wow. You're gonna make me a meat loaf? 227 00:13:37,269 --> 00:13:39,700 No. You're gonna make me a meat loaf. 228 00:13:41,169 --> 00:13:44,896 Okay, but sometimes I burn myself on the oven. 229 00:13:46,835 --> 00:13:49,926 - I'm, uh... I'm Bob. - Joanne. 230 00:13:50,002 --> 00:13:51,991 Now haul ass, Bob. 231 00:13:57,568 --> 00:13:59,557 - Oh. - Oop. Oh, sorry. Sorry. 232 00:13:59,635 --> 00:14:03,227 Oh, Donna. Oh, oh. So, are you having fun at the big ball? 233 00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:06,063 Um, yeah. You know, at first I wasn't. 234 00:14:06,135 --> 00:14:08,430 - Eric was being really jerky and weird. - Uh-huh. 235 00:14:08,501 --> 00:14:11,229 Well, he does that. 236 00:14:11,302 --> 00:14:14,699 If he gets me a glass of punch, it's not like we have to sleep together. 237 00:14:14,768 --> 00:14:17,393 Well, it would have to be pretty good punch. 238 00:14:19,701 --> 00:14:21,724 They have an open bar. 239 00:14:23,768 --> 00:14:26,359 Uh! I just wish Eric could relax. 240 00:14:26,434 --> 00:14:29,696 Well, um, I think he can. 241 00:14:32,068 --> 00:14:34,966 Oh. Oh. Oh, good for him. 242 00:14:35,035 --> 00:14:38,626 I'm... I'm glad. He's dancing with a beautiful... 243 00:14:38,701 --> 00:14:40,633 skank! 244 00:14:50,567 --> 00:14:53,362 Well, I will say this about Price Mart: 245 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,832 They have wonderful balls. 246 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,831 Red, grab that centerpiece. 247 00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:05,662 Oh, hey. Here's another. 248 00:15:05,734 --> 00:15:08,996 Donna, honey, grab that centerpiece. 249 00:15:09,068 --> 00:15:11,590 Kitty, how many centerpieces do we need? 250 00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:14,724 Red, they are center pieces! 251 00:15:22,168 --> 00:15:25,656 - Okay, so don't lose my number, all right? - All right. 252 00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:36,360 Eric, what the hell? 253 00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:39,889 - What? - Why are you kissing her? 254 00:15:39,968 --> 00:15:43,162 - You're on a date with me. - It wasn't a date. 255 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,928 Well, it is now, you bastard! 256 00:15:46,001 --> 00:15:48,967 Now come open my car door for me before I kick your ass! 257 00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:55,096 The Fotohut's cool. 258 00:15:55,168 --> 00:15:57,861 Hyde, your job kicks ass. 259 00:15:57,934 --> 00:16:01,764 Yeah. I never thought I'd be a workingman, man. 260 00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:04,925 But, man, here I am... 261 00:16:05,001 --> 00:16:07,024 working for the man. 262 00:16:07,101 --> 00:16:09,362 And you know what, man? 263 00:16:09,434 --> 00:16:11,900 I like the man. 264 00:16:11,968 --> 00:16:14,093 Hey, thanks, man. 265 00:16:15,968 --> 00:16:20,627 So, my probation officer was sure happy I came by. 266 00:16:22,334 --> 00:16:25,459 He even wants to see me for some additional years. 267 00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:28,956 He's a good guy. 268 00:16:29,034 --> 00:16:31,693 Ugly, fat, whorey, old... 269 00:16:31,767 --> 00:16:36,699 whorey, old, four-eyes, ugly, fat. 270 00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:39,562 Oh, this one's kinda cute. 271 00:16:39,634 --> 00:16:43,067 I mean, for a fatty. 272 00:16:43,134 --> 00:16:47,259 I mean, for a whore? 273 00:16:47,334 --> 00:16:51,131 Damn, Jackie! What do you want me to say? 274 00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:55,994 That's it. I cannot work like this. 275 00:16:56,068 --> 00:16:58,226 Anyone who doesn't have to be here must leave. 276 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,766 - Fez... - I said, leave. 277 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,598 Damn, Fez. You've only been here one day... 278 00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:09,565 and you're already trying to change everything. 279 00:17:09,634 --> 00:17:14,157 Yeah. It's like we crossed into some different dimension... 280 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,757 where we're in some kind of... 281 00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:18,766 Fotohut. 282 00:17:20,701 --> 00:17:22,690 It's eerie, man. 283 00:17:24,234 --> 00:17:26,723 And then you encourage him and what happens? 284 00:17:26,801 --> 00:17:31,324 He ends up kissing a girl while he's on a date with another girl. 285 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:37,333 Once again, an open bar spells disaster for the Forman family. 286 00:17:40,334 --> 00:17:42,323 Red, I am not drunk. 287 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,332 I am upset... 288 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,332 and drunk. 289 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,889 All I know is that is not the way to behave on a date. 290 00:17:51,968 --> 00:17:54,559 It wasn't a date. 291 00:17:54,634 --> 00:17:56,623 Oh, please. 292 00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:04,630 Good morning. 293 00:18:04,701 --> 00:18:08,065 No. It was morning when I got here, on time. 294 00:18:10,968 --> 00:18:12,957 Now, put this on. 295 00:18:15,434 --> 00:18:18,992 Clever, huh? Yes, very. 296 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,589 Fez... 297 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:26,326 Working here is about goofing off... 298 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,457 you know, creating a model of inefficiency. 299 00:18:29,534 --> 00:18:31,466 You're ruining the Fotohut, man. 300 00:18:31,534 --> 00:18:33,523 And if you think I'm gonna stand idly by... 301 00:18:33,601 --> 00:18:35,533 you're right, 'cause that's what I do here. 302 00:18:39,634 --> 00:18:41,930 Oh, Hyde, you're here early. 303 00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:46,597 Oh, slick uniform, man. 304 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,599 Is that how you spell Fotohut? 305 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:51,656 Yes, but Hyde won't wear it. 306 00:18:53,868 --> 00:18:57,766 - Something's gotta change around here, man. - Amen. 307 00:19:02,501 --> 00:19:05,365 I don't like what's goin' on here, man. 308 00:19:05,434 --> 00:19:08,832 That little dude's making us all look bad. 309 00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:15,031 - I'm afraid the boss is gonna fire me. - Leo, you are the boss. 310 00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:20,622 Did you fire him yet? I'll take his shifts. 311 00:19:22,701 --> 00:19:24,633 Hey, dude, man. 312 00:19:24,701 --> 00:19:27,292 I think we decided that you're fired. 313 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,458 Oh. 314 00:19:29,534 --> 00:19:31,727 Well, that's a cold slap in the groin. 315 00:19:33,801 --> 00:19:35,824 How am I supposed to afford my new boots? 316 00:19:35,901 --> 00:19:38,423 Here. Just do what I do, man. 317 00:19:38,501 --> 00:19:43,263 Just get some money out of the register when the boss isn't lookin'. 318 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,798 Once again, Leo, you are the boss. 319 00:19:47,868 --> 00:19:49,992 And I'm not lookin'. 320 00:20:05,501 --> 00:20:09,558 - Hey, kissy-face. - Ah, well. 321 00:20:09,634 --> 00:20:11,896 If it isn't... 322 00:20:11,967 --> 00:20:16,662 Kooky McShrimplover, who doesn't know how she feels. 323 00:20:16,734 --> 00:20:19,723 Comin' over here like everything's normal and nothin' happened last night. 324 00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:23,494 Yep. That's my Kooky McShrimplover. 325 00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:26,863 I know. I freaked out. I'm sorry. 326 00:20:29,634 --> 00:20:31,566 Well, that's a first. 327 00:20:31,634 --> 00:20:36,760 Well, this is complicated, okay? I mean, we do wanna be friends, right? 328 00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:39,664 Yeah. I don't wanna be nothing. 329 00:20:39,734 --> 00:20:41,757 Okay. Well, then, maybe some rules will help. 330 00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:44,561 Like, when we're out on a date that's not a date... 331 00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:48,191 - we can't make out with slutty girls. - Uh-huh. 332 00:20:48,267 --> 00:20:52,495 Or that could just be a rule for me. 333 00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:55,260 Yeah, I mean, Donna, feel free... No. Feel encouraged... 334 00:20:55,334 --> 00:20:57,925 to make out with all the slutty girls you want. 335 00:21:01,234 --> 00:21:03,166 What is this? 336 00:21:03,234 --> 00:21:06,723 Is this... Kissy girl's phone number? 337 00:21:06,801 --> 00:21:09,665 Uh-huh. 338 00:21:09,734 --> 00:21:11,700 Okay, see ya. 339 00:21:17,701 --> 00:21:22,531 I got it. Her phone number is 729-36. 340 00:21:25,967 --> 00:21:27,956 I think there are a couple more numbers than that. 341 00:21:28,033 --> 00:21:30,226 Really? Oh, yeah. 342 00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:33,357 It's 729-36... 343 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,389 ampersand? 344 00:21:38,501 --> 00:21:42,661 Maybe, but I just don't really know how to dial that. 345 00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:45,927 Just... Oh, yeah. That'd be hard.