1 00:00:14,903 --> 00:00:17,892 - Oh, Wanda. - Oh, Derek. 2 00:00:19,302 --> 00:00:22,735 - Oh, Wanda. - Yes, Derek? 3 00:00:22,803 --> 00:00:25,792 You're not just my next-door neighbor. 4 00:00:25,869 --> 00:00:28,733 You're also the love of my life. 5 00:00:28,803 --> 00:00:32,996 Derek, I, too, have strong feelings of love for you... 6 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:38,399 but I have to give back this promise ball and chain. 7 00:00:38,469 --> 00:00:40,833 I must leave Point Upon the Place... 8 00:00:40,903 --> 00:00:44,699 and explore the world with my trusty cat named Sir Bonkers. 9 00:00:45,769 --> 00:00:47,996 No. 10 00:00:48,069 --> 00:00:51,058 I'll never let you go. 11 00:00:52,069 --> 00:00:55,331 - You can't make me stay. - Oh, no? 12 00:00:55,402 --> 00:00:58,334 What if I told you that I've run over the cat named Sir Bonkers... 13 00:00:58,402 --> 00:01:00,527 and the cat named Sir Bonkers is no more? 14 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:03,397 Now submit and be my wife! 15 00:01:05,469 --> 00:01:09,231 Derek, once you were a kind, peaceful man... 16 00:01:09,302 --> 00:01:12,097 but love has made you wicked. 17 00:01:13,569 --> 00:01:15,865 Oh, I am wicked. 18 00:01:15,935 --> 00:01:18,424 And until you agree to be my wife... 19 00:01:18,502 --> 00:01:21,866 I will scour the earth in search of cats named "Sir Bonkers"... 20 00:01:21,935 --> 00:01:23,868 and I will kill them all! 21 00:01:23,935 --> 00:01:26,231 Or at very least, spray them with water... 22 00:01:26,302 --> 00:01:28,495 which everyone knows they hate. 23 00:01:37,703 --> 00:01:41,635 I can't believe Donna would publish this in the school paper. 24 00:01:41,703 --> 00:01:45,601 I know. This could be in Reader's Digest. It's that good. 25 00:01:48,002 --> 00:01:52,162 Oh, this is the worst short story by an ex-girlfriend in a school newspaper ever. 26 00:02:33,235 --> 00:02:37,292 Well, if it isn't Playboy reading, panty-loving, cat-killing Derek. 27 00:02:38,536 --> 00:02:40,831 I know. How could Donna write this? 28 00:02:40,902 --> 00:02:44,834 Why are you upset? It's this Derek guy who really gets the shaft. 29 00:02:46,302 --> 00:02:48,824 Fez, I am Derek. 30 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:51,834 Everything always has to be about you. 31 00:02:53,169 --> 00:02:55,101 Fez, man, think about it. 32 00:02:55,169 --> 00:02:58,260 Eric killed Donna's cat. Derek killed Wanda's cat. 33 00:02:58,336 --> 00:03:01,166 Donna found panties in Eric's Vista Cruiser. 34 00:03:01,235 --> 00:03:05,395 Wanda found a chastity belt in Derek's Vista Carriage. 35 00:03:07,235 --> 00:03:11,361 Hey, you guys, you know what goes really good with a bad short story? 36 00:03:11,436 --> 00:03:13,368 Pinball! 37 00:03:13,436 --> 00:03:17,766 - No. I hate pinball. - Hate it or love it? 38 00:03:17,835 --> 00:03:21,666 - Hate it. - Or love it? 39 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:26,568 Come on, guys. I'm gonna buy a 50-dollar stake in this machine... 40 00:03:26,636 --> 00:03:28,794 so let's play so I can make some money. 41 00:03:28,868 --> 00:03:31,027 Where'd you get $50? 42 00:03:31,102 --> 00:03:33,795 - From Jackie. - Hey. 43 00:03:33,868 --> 00:03:36,857 Oh, hey, Jackie. Can I borrow $50? 44 00:03:36,935 --> 00:03:40,129 - For what? - To buy a dress for you. 45 00:03:40,202 --> 00:03:42,691 Okay. 46 00:03:44,736 --> 00:03:46,668 Wait a minute. 47 00:03:46,736 --> 00:03:49,327 Eric, Derek. 48 00:03:49,402 --> 00:03:52,232 Panties, chastity belt. 49 00:03:52,302 --> 00:03:55,097 Dead cat, dead cat. 50 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:59,692 Oh-ho-ho! I still got nothing. 51 00:04:06,868 --> 00:04:09,494 Come on, Red. 52 00:04:09,569 --> 00:04:12,592 Bob really wants us to meet his new lady friend. 53 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,930 Now, think about it, Kitty. 54 00:04:15,002 --> 00:04:17,991 She likes Bob. 55 00:04:20,369 --> 00:04:24,131 I have a hard time believing this woman even exists. 56 00:04:24,202 --> 00:04:28,032 We're gonna get over there, Bob's gonna be sittin' in a rocker... 57 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:30,091 with a lady's wig on. 58 00:04:32,802 --> 00:04:35,166 "You look lovely tonight, Bob." 59 00:04:35,235 --> 00:04:38,030 "So do you, Bob." 60 00:04:38,102 --> 00:04:41,591 You've been working on that all day, haven't you? 61 00:04:43,035 --> 00:04:44,967 Yeah. 62 00:04:46,602 --> 00:04:51,534 Red, Kitty, I'd like you to meet a very special lady... Joanne. 63 00:04:51,602 --> 00:04:54,466 Well, Joanne, it is so nice to meet you. 64 00:04:54,536 --> 00:04:57,127 - Right, Red? - We can't stay long. 65 00:04:58,669 --> 00:05:02,465 Ah, Red. Bob warned me you can be a pain in the ass. 66 00:05:08,602 --> 00:05:10,794 Well, I'll tell you what. We'll just have dinner... 67 00:05:10,868 --> 00:05:14,130 and if it turns out you don't like me, we'll never invite you over again. 68 00:05:14,202 --> 00:05:17,225 Really? I like you already. 69 00:05:19,169 --> 00:05:23,226 Well, let's get this barbecue started. Bob, grab that meat. 70 00:05:23,302 --> 00:05:25,927 Oh, I got it, Red. Why don't you fellas make a salad? 71 00:05:26,002 --> 00:05:29,298 Salad. 72 00:05:30,802 --> 00:05:33,859 Oh, you're serious. 73 00:05:33,935 --> 00:05:38,027 No, see, Bob and I do the grilling. 74 00:05:38,102 --> 00:05:41,432 Not this time. Kitty, you wanna give me a hand? 75 00:05:41,502 --> 00:05:44,400 - Well, I'd love to. - Oh, I don't think... 76 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:48,162 But, Kitty, you might... 77 00:05:48,235 --> 00:05:51,531 set your lovely hair on fire. 78 00:05:56,635 --> 00:05:59,863 Well, it can't be that hard. You do it. 79 00:06:05,302 --> 00:06:08,825 Bob, what the hell's goin' on here? 80 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,891 Look, Red, I really like this woman... 81 00:06:10,969 --> 00:06:12,958 so please, for today, just shut it. 82 00:06:13,035 --> 00:06:15,058 Shut it? 83 00:06:15,135 --> 00:06:18,226 Good God, Bob! 84 00:06:18,302 --> 00:06:22,291 Is she teaching you to stand up for yourself? 85 00:06:23,835 --> 00:06:27,495 - Yes. - Well, cut it out! 86 00:06:27,569 --> 00:06:31,558 I want to have a nice time. Come on. 87 00:06:31,635 --> 00:06:34,227 I'll give you first dibs on the aprons. 88 00:06:34,302 --> 00:06:38,700 You want the fake tuxedo or the fake hairy chest? 89 00:06:41,069 --> 00:06:45,502 Oh, damn it. Give me the tuxedo! 90 00:06:45,568 --> 00:06:49,898 Whoo-hoo! Hairy chest is Joanne's favorite. 91 00:06:49,969 --> 00:06:52,935 It's probably 'cause she's got one. 92 00:07:01,469 --> 00:07:05,628 Ah! Well, if it isn't the wielder of the poison pen. 93 00:07:05,702 --> 00:07:08,793 - Didn't you like my story? - No. No, I didn't. 94 00:07:08,868 --> 00:07:11,096 That's why I said "poison pen"... 95 00:07:11,169 --> 00:07:15,329 not... "marshmallow pen." 96 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:17,334 What? 97 00:07:17,402 --> 00:07:20,300 - This story is about us. - No, it's not. 98 00:07:20,369 --> 00:07:23,301 You took stuff from our life and put 'em in your story. 99 00:07:23,369 --> 00:07:26,892 Like the time you found those Playboys under my bed. 100 00:07:35,336 --> 00:07:38,427 Begone, Sir Bonkers. 101 00:07:39,568 --> 00:07:42,591 Derek, look what I found under your bed. 102 00:07:42,668 --> 00:07:45,566 Lewd renderings of naked serving wenches. 103 00:07:45,635 --> 00:07:47,567 Did you commission these? 104 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:50,601 So what if I did? I have needs, woman. 105 00:07:50,668 --> 00:07:54,294 Now, ready thyself. On this night... we fornicate. 106 00:07:55,935 --> 00:07:58,958 Okay, well, maybe there are some similarities. 107 00:07:59,035 --> 00:08:02,160 But that's what writers do. I mean, we take stuff from our lives. 108 00:08:02,235 --> 00:08:06,395 Yeah, but you made me mean all the time, and that's mean. 109 00:08:06,469 --> 00:08:09,525 Okay, maybe I exaggerated some stuff... 110 00:08:09,601 --> 00:08:12,931 'cause, you know, I'm writing this for stupid high school girls. 111 00:08:13,002 --> 00:08:16,559 Oh, my God! Great story! 112 00:08:25,535 --> 00:08:30,332 Michael, Steven just told me that instead of buying me a dress... 113 00:08:30,402 --> 00:08:34,357 you spent my $50 on this stupid machine. 114 00:08:34,436 --> 00:08:36,663 Jackie, I did not. 115 00:08:36,735 --> 00:08:39,258 Oh, yeah, I did. 116 00:08:40,835 --> 00:08:44,131 Jackie, listen. There's an old saying: 117 00:08:44,202 --> 00:08:48,634 You buy a girl a dress, and she looks pretty for one night. 118 00:08:48,702 --> 00:08:53,328 But you buy her boyfriend a pinball machine, and she looks pretty for life. 119 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:57,632 Okay, there's another old saying, Michael: 120 00:08:57,702 --> 00:09:00,759 You're dumb as dirt. 121 00:09:00,835 --> 00:09:03,131 That's true. That was in the yearbook. 122 00:09:03,202 --> 00:09:06,100 Okay, okay. All right. Listen, listen. 123 00:09:06,169 --> 00:09:09,363 So, I bought a half stake in this machine, all right? 124 00:09:09,435 --> 00:09:13,061 So that means for every quarter I put into it, I get half back. 125 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:16,101 That's a 50% profit! 126 00:09:16,169 --> 00:09:20,658 Uh, actually, Kelso, I think that's a 50% loss. 127 00:09:20,735 --> 00:09:25,065 Fez, I know it's hard for a foreigner... 128 00:09:26,302 --> 00:09:30,359 to understand our complicated capitalist system. 129 00:09:30,435 --> 00:09:34,424 But we're dealing with quarters here, not frogs or chickens. 130 00:09:39,835 --> 00:09:43,858 Well, I'm not going to dignify that with a response... 131 00:09:45,401 --> 00:09:47,492 because I can't think of one. 132 00:09:49,302 --> 00:09:52,961 But when I do, a good day to you. 133 00:09:53,035 --> 00:09:56,694 - All right, Fez. Y... - I said, kiss my ass. 134 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:05,599 So, you still mad? 135 00:10:05,668 --> 00:10:08,157 No. No reason to be mad. 136 00:10:08,235 --> 00:10:12,530 Your story is just a pathetic attempt to rewrite history and make yourself look good. 137 00:10:12,601 --> 00:10:15,362 I'm pretty sure everyone's gonna know who the dill-hole is here. 138 00:10:15,435 --> 00:10:18,095 Eric, it's just a story. 139 00:10:18,169 --> 00:10:20,862 No one's gonna think anybody's a dill-hole. 140 00:10:22,202 --> 00:10:24,497 - Cat killer! - Bastard! 141 00:10:26,102 --> 00:10:28,227 Porn freak! 142 00:10:30,135 --> 00:10:32,692 Okay, they could be talking about anybody. 143 00:10:32,768 --> 00:10:35,495 Hey, we're all porn-freak bastards... 144 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:38,126 but he's the only one who killed a cat. 145 00:10:40,202 --> 00:10:44,930 Okay, okay. This school obviously needs to hear the Eric Forman version of things... 146 00:10:45,002 --> 00:10:47,866 A.K.A. The truth. 147 00:10:47,935 --> 00:10:51,697 So I'm gonna write my own story. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. 148 00:10:51,768 --> 00:10:53,859 I'm throwing down the gauntlet, baby. 149 00:10:53,935 --> 00:10:58,890 Really? Okay, smarty, what's a gauntlet? 150 00:10:58,969 --> 00:11:01,594 A gauntlet? What's a gauntlet? 151 00:11:03,501 --> 00:11:06,865 What's a gauntlet? 152 00:11:08,002 --> 00:11:10,934 I don't know, but it's down, lady. 153 00:11:13,601 --> 00:11:17,727 Boy, this chicken's delish. What a chef. 154 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:21,098 You really know your way around a grill, Joanne. 155 00:11:21,169 --> 00:11:23,293 Mine's dry. 156 00:11:24,702 --> 00:11:27,793 No, it isn't. It's tender and delicious. 157 00:11:27,868 --> 00:11:31,062 Maybe if I chewed it with some water. 158 00:11:31,135 --> 00:11:33,566 Well, there's the hose. 159 00:11:38,368 --> 00:11:41,801 - I don't like her anymore. - Well, I do. 160 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:45,766 Kitty, I'm chopping vegetables... 161 00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:48,063 Bob's telling me to shut it... 162 00:11:48,135 --> 00:11:52,590 you're over there grilling with Susan B. Damn Anthony. 163 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:55,191 Well, fine, Red. If it bothers you... 164 00:11:55,268 --> 00:11:58,235 we can invite them over, and you can do the grilling. 165 00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:01,358 But for now, I'd really appreciate it if you'd just shut it. 166 00:12:03,435 --> 00:12:05,663 If one more person tells me to shut it... 167 00:12:05,735 --> 00:12:08,860 What? You might actually shut it? 168 00:12:18,802 --> 00:12:22,734 Please, Wanda, you don't have to boil me alive. 169 00:12:22,802 --> 00:12:25,393 Killing your cat was just a horrible accident. 170 00:12:25,468 --> 00:12:28,764 I know, but I'm a witch. 171 00:12:30,234 --> 00:12:34,894 Dear God, why is a nice, sensitive guy like me... 172 00:12:34,969 --> 00:12:38,924 dating a lying, manipulative witch like you? 173 00:12:39,002 --> 00:12:43,297 Well, maybe it's because even witches have itches. 174 00:12:48,169 --> 00:12:50,430 All is forgiven! 175 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,329 God, why do all my stories end like that? 176 00:12:59,401 --> 00:13:02,731 Don't stop. I like where you were going. 177 00:13:10,834 --> 00:13:13,425 All right, guys. It is time to make a withdrawal... 178 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:16,295 from the First National Bank of Pinball. 179 00:13:23,534 --> 00:13:26,227 Oh, man. No one's playing. 180 00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:31,232 Well, I would've played, but my frogs and chickens wouldn't fit into the slot. 181 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:37,858 All right. I know what the problem is here. 182 00:13:37,934 --> 00:13:41,593 This thing has been here for so long that people have forgotten about it. 183 00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:45,690 I just need to advertise. So, Jackie, put on a bikini and stand in front of the machine. 184 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:51,097 Michael, I am not wearing a bikini in here. It would cause a riot. 185 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:54,765 Okay, what if I just put up flyers... 186 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,891 with a picture of you in a bikini? 187 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,089 Yeah, okay. I mean, it'll still draw a crowd... 188 00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:03,292 but at least they'll remain orderly. 189 00:14:03,367 --> 00:14:06,595 Okay, so I just need some Magic Markers and a picture of you in a bikini. 190 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:09,132 Oh. I have one. 191 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,231 Keep it. I have plenty. 192 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,232 So, guys, check out my story. 193 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:23,028 I passed out a bunch of copies at lunch today. 194 00:14:23,101 --> 00:14:25,896 Oh, Forman, this kind of thing always blows up in your face. 195 00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:28,762 Don't ever stop doing it. 196 00:14:31,001 --> 00:14:33,092 What the hell is this? 197 00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:36,930 Oh, you... you didn't like my story? 198 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:40,489 Oh, yeah, I loved it. Especially this part. 199 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:47,398 Wanda, I have performed every task thou hath asketh of me. 200 00:14:48,634 --> 00:14:53,123 Please, can we finally consummate our love? 201 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,132 I beseech you. 202 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:59,132 Well, I said I would. So I won't. 203 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:03,098 But... I beseeched you. 204 00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:04,861 Okay, let's consummate. 205 00:15:04,934 --> 00:15:07,126 - Really? - No. 206 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,826 Please. I beseech you. 207 00:15:10,901 --> 00:15:12,833 - Okay. - Really? 208 00:15:12,901 --> 00:15:14,992 No. 209 00:15:15,066 --> 00:15:17,294 Now rub my enormous feet. 210 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:24,760 Um, guys, I don't understand. What does "consummate" mean? 211 00:15:26,034 --> 00:15:28,795 It means to have sex. 212 00:15:28,867 --> 00:15:30,856 Really? 213 00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:34,125 Now I have two words for that. 214 00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:37,360 Eric, you just wrote this to hurt me. 215 00:15:37,433 --> 00:15:41,388 What? I did not! And, hey, so did you. 216 00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:46,126 Look, when I wrote my story, I just sat down, and that's what came out. 217 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,428 I didn't, like, plan it or anything. 218 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,432 And besides... No, you know what? 219 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,693 I don't have to explain myself to you. 220 00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:59,763 Okay, I'd like someone to explain it to me. 221 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,459 Uh, well, that's easy, Fez. 222 00:16:02,534 --> 00:16:05,625 See, Donna, as an artist... 223 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:08,427 wrote her story to get some perspective on her life. 224 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,660 Forman, as a vindictive ass... 225 00:16:11,734 --> 00:16:14,666 wrote his story to be a vindictive ass. 226 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:21,666 Oh, Eric, I think you just consummated yourself. 227 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,698 See what I did there? Looks easy, but it's not. 228 00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:38,859 Well, steaks are a-cookin'. 229 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:45,823 Ah, what should we have to go with dinner? 230 00:16:45,901 --> 00:16:49,594 Oh, I know. How about a salad? 231 00:16:51,867 --> 00:16:54,492 Say, Joanne, why don't you make the salad? 232 00:16:54,567 --> 00:16:56,760 - No, thanks. - Oh. 233 00:16:58,133 --> 00:17:00,565 Aww. 234 00:17:00,634 --> 00:17:02,623 Make the salad. 235 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:06,598 Unless you don't like to do lady jobs. 236 00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:09,656 Red, put this in your mouth. 237 00:17:11,033 --> 00:17:13,659 Okay, you know what? I'll make the salad. Heh! 238 00:17:13,734 --> 00:17:15,700 - Sit down, Bob. - Sit down, Bob. 239 00:17:19,567 --> 00:17:22,158 - I'd love to make a salad. - Great. 240 00:17:22,233 --> 00:17:24,893 As soon as Red admits he's not asking me to make a salad... 241 00:17:24,966 --> 00:17:27,489 he's trying to put me in my place. 242 00:17:28,734 --> 00:17:31,325 You are woman. I hear you roar. 243 00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:38,891 I can't believe you're so threatened by something as trivial as me grilling chicken. 244 00:17:38,966 --> 00:17:43,490 It's not trivial. Men grill. 245 00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:47,090 It's been that way since the first caveman... 246 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:50,361 bonked a woolly mammoth on the head... 247 00:17:50,433 --> 00:17:52,921 and threw it on the barbecue. 248 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,262 And his cave wife made the salad. 249 00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:02,288 - I smell something burning. - Oh, darn! 250 00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:14,764 Well, if you didn't want it well done, you should've said something. 251 00:18:17,233 --> 00:18:19,665 What the hell! 252 00:18:19,734 --> 00:18:22,461 Where's my pinball machine? 253 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,427 Oh, where, indeed? 254 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:29,261 I remember. 255 00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:33,390 I convinced the owner that pinball was out, and Space Invaders was in. 256 00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:36,695 Fez, why would you stab me in the back like that? 257 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:42,290 Well, rest assured, Kelso, your frogs and chickens comment had nothing to do with it. 258 00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:44,765 Well, why then? 259 00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:56,827 Hey, Eric, we're sorry we called you a cat-killer bastard porn freak. 260 00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:59,957 Oh, so, you read my story, huh? 261 00:19:00,033 --> 00:19:02,090 No, we read part two of Donna's story. 262 00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:04,133 The ending is so beautiful. 263 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,064 Part... Huh? 264 00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:09,860 Beauti... What? 265 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,594 "And as Wanda walked away, she knew in her heart... 266 00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:17,155 she would never stop loving Derek." 267 00:19:17,233 --> 00:19:19,926 Wow, that's good writing. 268 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,364 It's emotional, and it screws you. 269 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,232 Hey. 270 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:36,698 Hey, so, uh, funny thing. 271 00:19:36,767 --> 00:19:39,665 Um, your story had a second part, huh? 272 00:19:39,734 --> 00:19:42,893 Yeah, the paper broke it in half, 'cause it was too long. 273 00:19:42,966 --> 00:19:44,898 Oh. 274 00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:49,729 Well, uh, you know, maybe my story has a second part too. 275 00:19:49,799 --> 00:19:54,732 Eric, your story ended with, "And he never saw that crazy bitch again." 276 00:19:57,667 --> 00:20:02,292 Well, you know, that was just a prequel... 277 00:20:03,534 --> 00:20:06,261 to a story entitled, uh... 278 00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:09,595 "He Did See That Crazy Bitch Again, and She Was a Delight." 279 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,728 Okay, I was... I was pretty mad when I wrote that. 280 00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:19,061 Eric, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings... 281 00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:22,258 but I guess I was mad when I wrote mine too. 282 00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:24,356 At least when I started. 283 00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:27,956 But once I got all that stuff off my chest, I mean, I felt better about us... 284 00:20:28,033 --> 00:20:30,828 more like the second half of my story. 285 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:35,697 So, uh... So what happens to Derek and Wanda? 286 00:20:35,766 --> 00:20:39,290 Well, in the story, they went off on their own adventures. 287 00:20:39,367 --> 00:20:43,197 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's probably good for them. 288 00:20:43,267 --> 00:20:46,028 Yeah, it's probably time they moved on. 289 00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:49,533 Sure. Derek's gonna be fine. 290 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,724 He's a smart guy. 291 00:20:52,799 --> 00:20:54,924 The wenches love him. 292 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:59,793 Yeah, well, Wanda's gonna do great too. 293 00:20:59,866 --> 00:21:03,230 Oh, yeah, sure. She'll get all the wenches she wants. 294 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:06,494 Oh, my God, Donna, there's your story. 295 00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:09,397 "Wanda and the Dirty Wenches." 296 00:21:09,467 --> 00:21:12,990 - Shut up. - I know. I know. 297 00:21:13,066 --> 00:21:15,032 That's a movie. 298 00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:25,562 Uh! Oh, Fez, I can't hold my feelings inside any longer. 299 00:21:25,634 --> 00:21:29,532 Yes, we must finally tell you how much we desire you. 300 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,122 And it's not just us, Fez. 301 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,757 Oh, I knew it all along. 302 00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:40,322 Now let's consummate me. 303 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,989 Ahh, oh, boy. 304 00:21:46,066 --> 00:21:48,464 This is the best story ever.