1 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:05,295 So, what are you boys doing tonight? 2 00:00:05,369 --> 00:00:09,062 Well, this evening, Miss Big Rhonda returns from the dirt farms of Mississippi. 3 00:00:09,136 --> 00:00:11,295 I am off to the bus station... 4 00:00:11,369 --> 00:00:13,926 and she will melt into my loving arms. 5 00:00:14,002 --> 00:00:17,628 Well, you better wear a raincoat, 'cause she ain't small. 6 00:00:19,702 --> 00:00:21,759 She is big, isn't she? 7 00:00:24,603 --> 00:00:27,796 Well, I'm taking this chick up to the lake for some... 8 00:00:27,869 --> 00:00:30,858 you know, bird-watching. 9 00:00:30,935 --> 00:00:33,958 Ooh, bird-watching. 10 00:00:34,036 --> 00:00:38,730 I think me and Jackie are going to go "bird-watching" too. 11 00:00:38,802 --> 00:00:41,632 It's cool, 'cause they don't know what we're talking about. 12 00:00:47,169 --> 00:00:49,328 Think they cracked it, Kelso. 13 00:00:52,669 --> 00:00:56,726 Well, I guess it's just us Three Musketeers tonight, huh? 14 00:00:56,802 --> 00:00:59,291 "All for one and one for all," right? 15 00:01:01,069 --> 00:01:04,035 Well, um, actually... 16 00:01:04,102 --> 00:01:07,625 your father and I were gonna do some reading... 17 00:01:07,702 --> 00:01:10,100 upstairs... 18 00:01:10,169 --> 00:01:12,600 together. 19 00:01:12,669 --> 00:01:17,329 What your mom's trying to say is, "Go away for 20 minutes." 20 00:01:18,735 --> 00:01:21,895 Forty-five minutes, Red. 21 00:01:21,969 --> 00:01:24,333 - Thirty. - Thirty-five. 22 00:01:24,403 --> 00:01:28,301 Fine. Get lost for 35 minutes. 23 00:01:28,369 --> 00:01:31,801 Fine. But you know what? I got a little question for you. 24 00:01:31,869 --> 00:01:34,596 Why have kids if you ain't gonna spend time with them? 25 00:01:34,669 --> 00:01:38,158 I suggest you use your 35 minutes to think about that. 26 00:01:39,702 --> 00:01:43,191 He needs a new girlfriend. 27 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:46,792 Come on, Kitty. You're on the clock. 28 00:01:46,869 --> 00:01:51,359 Oh, you know what? Just turn off your clock. I'm gonna go talk to him. 29 00:01:51,436 --> 00:01:54,765 You can't turn off the clock! 30 00:01:56,336 --> 00:01:58,961 She doesn't understand the clock. 31 00:02:39,702 --> 00:02:41,634 Cocoa Puff! 32 00:02:42,935 --> 00:02:44,992 Mashed potato! 33 00:02:46,369 --> 00:02:48,994 - What are you doing here? - Well, I wanted to see you... 34 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:51,399 because I wanted to ask you something. 35 00:02:51,469 --> 00:02:53,525 - Will you go out with me this Saturday? - Oh, my God. 36 00:02:53,602 --> 00:02:55,864 Course I will! 37 00:02:55,935 --> 00:02:58,662 Can't... 38 00:02:58,735 --> 00:03:00,997 breathe. 39 00:03:01,069 --> 00:03:04,933 - It hurts. - Ah, suck it up. 40 00:03:09,935 --> 00:03:12,799 Wow, strong girl. 41 00:03:19,302 --> 00:03:21,995 Crap-alula. 42 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:24,500 Fez just asked me out. 43 00:03:24,568 --> 00:03:29,194 I'm so nervous, and I left my asthma puffer in Mississippi. 44 00:03:29,269 --> 00:03:32,598 I've never been on a real date. What am I gonna wear? 45 00:03:32,669 --> 00:03:36,261 Who cares? You could be naked with a welding hat... 46 00:03:36,336 --> 00:03:38,302 and Fez'd still be all over you. 47 00:03:40,369 --> 00:03:43,096 Well, that sounds fun. 48 00:03:46,136 --> 00:03:48,159 But I want it to be special. 49 00:03:48,236 --> 00:03:51,225 - You know what? We'll help you get ready. - Really? 50 00:03:51,302 --> 00:03:54,200 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, that'll be great. I wanna look pretty. 51 00:03:56,202 --> 00:03:58,134 Pretty? 52 00:03:58,202 --> 00:04:02,793 Oh, sweetie, maybe you can learn some jokes or something. 53 00:04:04,969 --> 00:04:08,924 Look, dropout, this coupon says 20 cents off the athlete's-foot cream. 54 00:04:09,002 --> 00:04:11,264 - So pay up! - Is there, uh, a problem here? 55 00:04:11,336 --> 00:04:15,268 This sad little man has fungussy feet but won't spend the 20... 56 00:04:15,336 --> 00:04:17,494 Stacy. 57 00:04:17,568 --> 00:04:21,466 Mr. Forman, his coupon expired. 58 00:04:21,535 --> 00:04:24,127 Oh, that's all right. 59 00:04:24,202 --> 00:04:26,293 Here's your 20 cents. 60 00:04:26,369 --> 00:04:28,960 Now, you come again, huh? 61 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:32,002 - Mushroom foot. - Stacy! 62 00:04:32,069 --> 00:04:34,331 I'm sorry, Mr. Forman. 63 00:04:34,402 --> 00:04:37,630 It's just that he's such a dumb-ass. 64 00:04:43,269 --> 00:04:45,632 I like you. 65 00:04:48,735 --> 00:04:51,997 Hey, you know who I like? 66 00:04:52,069 --> 00:04:54,398 Nixon? 67 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:58,060 Stacy, that cute, new cashier at work. 68 00:04:58,136 --> 00:05:00,397 You should ask her out. 69 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:04,662 Sorry, Dad. I don't like to dip my pen in the company ink. 70 00:05:04,735 --> 00:05:08,861 Well, I don't like you being home three Fridays in a row. 71 00:05:08,935 --> 00:05:11,628 Look, if you don't have the guts to talk to her... 72 00:05:11,702 --> 00:05:13,634 - I'll pave the way. - Hey. 73 00:05:13,702 --> 00:05:15,793 Listen, if anyone's gonna talk to her... 74 00:05:15,869 --> 00:05:18,562 I'll talk to her. 75 00:05:18,635 --> 00:05:21,499 Well, then we know no one's gonna talk to her. 76 00:05:21,568 --> 00:05:24,625 Hey, I might. 77 00:05:27,102 --> 00:05:29,397 You... 78 00:05:29,468 --> 00:05:31,934 You still like girls, don't you, Son? 79 00:05:33,835 --> 00:05:36,699 No, Dad, they're yucky. 80 00:05:42,902 --> 00:05:45,527 Oh, my God. 81 00:05:45,602 --> 00:05:48,898 I know. She is seriously hot. 82 00:05:48,969 --> 00:05:52,901 No, not her. This KISS alarm clock. Check it out. 83 00:05:58,002 --> 00:05:59,991 Wake up. 84 00:06:03,002 --> 00:06:05,230 Yeah, this I like. 85 00:06:05,302 --> 00:06:08,597 Forman, you have a responsibility to all of us... 86 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:11,328 to find out what's underneath that smock. 87 00:06:11,402 --> 00:06:14,732 I bet it's boobs. 88 00:06:14,802 --> 00:06:18,257 So, spying on her, huh? 89 00:06:18,335 --> 00:06:20,961 Well, that's mature. 90 00:06:21,036 --> 00:06:23,593 Why don't you just pull her hair and run? 91 00:06:23,669 --> 00:06:27,897 - Yes, let's do that. - All right. All right, all right. 92 00:06:28,969 --> 00:06:30,901 All right. 93 00:06:30,969 --> 00:06:32,958 All right. I'm gonna go do this. 94 00:06:34,935 --> 00:06:37,696 - Yeah, all right. I can't do this. - Oh, geez. 95 00:06:37,769 --> 00:06:40,201 - I'll go talk to her. - No! 96 00:06:40,268 --> 00:06:43,030 What? Now you're gonna start listening to me? 97 00:06:43,102 --> 00:06:45,897 Go! Grease the wheels, pal. 98 00:06:48,969 --> 00:06:50,901 Thanks for doing this. 99 00:06:50,969 --> 00:06:53,992 I know you guys'll make me pretty and stuff. 100 00:06:54,069 --> 00:06:58,398 Rhonda, it's no problem. We'll just help you pick some nice clothes... 101 00:06:58,468 --> 00:07:00,991 clean clothes... and... 102 00:07:01,069 --> 00:07:03,058 maybe do your hair... 103 00:07:03,136 --> 00:07:05,624 clean hair. 104 00:07:07,202 --> 00:07:10,656 Okay, the beauty ambulance has arrived! 105 00:07:10,735 --> 00:07:13,599 So, first things first. 106 00:07:13,669 --> 00:07:16,760 Let's get rid of those shoulder pads. 107 00:07:18,835 --> 00:07:20,767 What shoulder pads? 108 00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:24,761 Okay. 109 00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:28,528 So, Stacy, my son Eric is about your age. 110 00:07:28,602 --> 00:07:30,761 And he's a real nice guy... 111 00:07:30,835 --> 00:07:33,199 skinny but nice. 112 00:07:33,268 --> 00:07:35,201 And I was thinking... 113 00:07:35,268 --> 00:07:37,201 the two of you should go out. 114 00:07:37,268 --> 00:07:39,530 What do you say? 115 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:44,662 Well, I kinda like someone else. 116 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:51,298 Oh! 117 00:07:53,402 --> 00:07:55,925 Oh. 118 00:07:56,002 --> 00:07:58,661 Oh... 119 00:07:58,735 --> 00:08:00,758 no. 120 00:08:09,534 --> 00:08:11,466 Hey. 121 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:14,432 - So, did she like me? - Who? 122 00:08:14,501 --> 00:08:16,592 - Stacy. - Who's Stacy? 123 00:08:16,668 --> 00:08:19,759 - She's not interested. - She's not interested? 124 00:08:19,835 --> 00:08:22,824 How can she not be interested? Who is she? 125 00:08:22,901 --> 00:08:27,560 See? I knew I shouldn't have let you talk to her. Great. Now she thinks I'm a freak. 126 00:08:27,634 --> 00:08:31,794 Oh, she doesn't think you're a freak. Does she? 127 00:08:31,868 --> 00:08:34,493 Yes. Yes, she does. 128 00:08:34,568 --> 00:08:37,500 - You better stay away from her. - Well, your father's right. 129 00:08:37,568 --> 00:08:39,693 If anyone's a freak, she is. 130 00:08:41,001 --> 00:08:44,330 Did Stacy actually use the word "freak"? 131 00:08:44,401 --> 00:08:47,856 Why don't you just let it go? 132 00:08:47,935 --> 00:08:50,128 Maybe the reason girls don't like you... 133 00:08:50,201 --> 00:08:53,861 is because you just don't let things go! 134 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:58,464 Stacy was saying just that thing today. 135 00:09:03,901 --> 00:09:06,458 I'm gonna go take a bath. 136 00:09:08,434 --> 00:09:11,628 Well, now, who is this Stacy who doesn't like my son? 137 00:09:11,701 --> 00:09:15,360 I have half a mind to call her mother. 138 00:09:15,434 --> 00:09:18,798 I tried to set Eric up with this pretty girl at wor... 139 00:09:18,868 --> 00:09:21,857 Well... not pretty. 140 00:09:21,935 --> 00:09:26,299 Decent. Less ugly than most. 141 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,424 Good enough for a young boy, but... 142 00:09:29,501 --> 00:09:32,296 no man would be interested. 143 00:09:32,367 --> 00:09:34,663 Red, what are you talking about? 144 00:09:34,734 --> 00:09:40,394 Why can't anyone in this family just let things go? 145 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:48,033 Red, you're blushing. 146 00:09:50,868 --> 00:09:54,823 Don't tell me she has a crush on you. 147 00:09:54,901 --> 00:09:57,799 Kitty, I don't wanna talk about it. 148 00:09:57,868 --> 00:09:59,993 Okay. 149 00:10:00,068 --> 00:10:02,556 So, do you... 150 00:10:02,634 --> 00:10:05,691 like her back? 151 00:10:17,401 --> 00:10:20,799 Hi. Stacy. Hi. I'm Eric Forman. 152 00:10:20,868 --> 00:10:22,959 Look, I, uh, feel a little silly... 153 00:10:23,035 --> 00:10:25,865 about my dad asking you out for me. 154 00:10:25,935 --> 00:10:27,867 You probably thought I was, like... 155 00:10:27,935 --> 00:10:31,799 ugly or... slow or something. 156 00:10:31,868 --> 00:10:35,823 So, I just wanted to say hi... you know, give you a chance to... 157 00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:39,663 you know, take a gander at the goods, so to speak... 158 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:47,366 and, uh, see if maybe, uh, tomorrow night you wanted to have dinner? 159 00:10:47,434 --> 00:10:49,696 At your house? 160 00:10:51,334 --> 00:10:54,994 Will your dad be there? 'Cause I'll go if he's there. 161 00:10:55,067 --> 00:10:57,000 Okay. 162 00:10:59,501 --> 00:11:01,592 What, do you, like... 163 00:11:01,668 --> 00:11:05,100 Do you, like, like my dad? 164 00:11:06,601 --> 00:11:10,499 Oh, my God! You like my dad? 165 00:11:10,568 --> 00:11:14,398 Do you know if he's seeing anyone? 166 00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:16,399 Yeah. 167 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,899 My mom. 168 00:11:18,968 --> 00:11:21,593 And they bought furniture together, so... 169 00:11:21,668 --> 00:11:24,156 yeah, I think it's pretty serious. 170 00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:38,594 Ladies sit up straight. 171 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:42,727 Candy! Ca... 172 00:11:42,801 --> 00:11:47,733 - Jackie, she doesn't have to sit like that. - Yes, she does. 173 00:11:52,234 --> 00:11:56,098 - Stop doing that! - You stop doing that! 174 00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:58,929 Hey! If I don't get a freakin' M&M, I'm gonna start swingin'! 175 00:12:02,234 --> 00:12:04,291 You stay out of this. 176 00:12:05,835 --> 00:12:10,290 Jackie, try to be more sensitive. 177 00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:15,095 Donna, I am not gonna send her on her date looking like Sasquatch. 178 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,292 Huh? 179 00:12:17,367 --> 00:12:20,856 She said you're very pretty... "atch." 180 00:12:27,034 --> 00:12:29,626 Hey, guys. I got news. 181 00:12:29,701 --> 00:12:31,996 Turns out Stacy doesn't even like me. 182 00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:34,533 - Yeah, we kind of expected that. - Ooh. 183 00:12:37,301 --> 00:12:39,392 I thought you said you had news. 184 00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:46,992 Well, yeah. Here it comes. 185 00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:51,925 - She likes Red. - Ohh! 186 00:12:53,267 --> 00:12:56,563 - Oh, my God! - Ohh. 187 00:12:56,634 --> 00:12:58,691 You're gonna have to leave town! 188 00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:04,099 - Why? - Oh, 'cause we're gonna tell everyone! 189 00:13:09,568 --> 00:13:13,500 Tell me this. How'd the 50-year-old guy get the girl? 190 00:13:13,568 --> 00:13:16,125 Look at me. I'm an attractive man. 191 00:13:17,934 --> 00:13:20,423 Well, I got you. 192 00:13:20,501 --> 00:13:23,592 Technically, I got you. 193 00:13:23,668 --> 00:13:26,361 And then you blew it. 194 00:13:26,434 --> 00:13:28,956 Which means you didn't lose it, because you never had it. 195 00:13:29,034 --> 00:13:31,330 See, there's your silver lining. 196 00:13:33,034 --> 00:13:37,091 Eric, you have a lot of good qualities. I mean, you're funny. Like... 197 00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:39,531 Well, what just happened to you is funny. 198 00:13:41,668 --> 00:13:47,157 Look, that chick likes Red because he's a tough guy, a hard-ass. 199 00:13:47,234 --> 00:13:50,394 You? You're soft. 200 00:13:51,467 --> 00:13:54,763 How soft is he, Hyde? 201 00:13:59,401 --> 00:14:01,697 Softer than Liberace at the Playboy Mansion. 202 00:14:08,134 --> 00:14:10,362 Yeah! 203 00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:15,699 'Cause he plays piano. 204 00:14:16,801 --> 00:14:18,733 Wait. 205 00:14:21,568 --> 00:14:24,090 Ohh! 206 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:26,190 Burn! 207 00:14:33,867 --> 00:14:38,027 You guys kill me. 208 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:40,066 Look. 209 00:14:40,134 --> 00:14:43,464 How come Red is such a hard-ass, and I am so... 210 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,466 I mean... 211 00:14:45,534 --> 00:14:48,728 Okay, when a bear has a baby... 212 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,266 it's a little bear, right? 213 00:14:51,334 --> 00:14:54,494 My dad's a bear, but I'm like... 214 00:14:54,568 --> 00:14:56,500 a duck. 215 00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:06,459 Eric, you were a bear when you were born... 216 00:15:06,534 --> 00:15:09,829 but Red pounded you into the duck that we know and love. 217 00:15:11,434 --> 00:15:16,957 So, what are you saying? It's... It's Red's fault? 218 00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:19,523 Yeah. But the good news is, as a duck... 219 00:15:19,601 --> 00:15:22,294 you can move more easily through the water. 220 00:15:27,501 --> 00:15:32,929 And now back to Night of the Living Dead. 221 00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:37,794 Is everything okay over there, Stacy? 222 00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:41,799 Come here, Mr. Forman. I wanna show you something. 223 00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:48,990 Holy crap! 224 00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:51,329 You're a zombie! 225 00:15:51,401 --> 00:15:54,764 I... want... Red. 226 00:15:57,568 --> 00:15:59,726 Red! How could you? 227 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,528 She's a sexy zombie! 228 00:16:02,601 --> 00:16:04,759 She overpowered me! 229 00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:07,596 I knew I couldn't trust you, you cheater! 230 00:16:07,668 --> 00:16:10,963 Kitty! 231 00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:25,499 What the hell was that? 232 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,033 Oh, Kitty. 233 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,089 Oh, I need to talk to you. 234 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,500 I just wanna say... 235 00:16:34,568 --> 00:16:37,727 with regard to this Stacy thing... 236 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,631 Look. 237 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,996 I'm bound to attract a certain amount of attention. 238 00:16:46,634 --> 00:16:49,065 I can't help that. 239 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:52,157 - But I would never... - Oh, Red. 240 00:16:52,234 --> 00:16:56,462 You wouldn't stray. You've got too much character. 241 00:16:56,534 --> 00:16:59,295 And who could blame her for being interested? 242 00:16:59,367 --> 00:17:01,798 You're certainly interesting to me. 243 00:17:03,534 --> 00:17:05,692 Really? 244 00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:07,733 Do you, uh... 245 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,732 have some spare time? 246 00:17:10,733 --> 00:17:13,427 Why? Am I on the clock? 247 00:17:18,034 --> 00:17:21,592 I'm thinking 45 minutes. 248 00:17:22,601 --> 00:17:25,123 Ohh. 249 00:17:25,201 --> 00:17:27,894 The scenic route. 250 00:17:35,601 --> 00:17:37,793 I give you... 251 00:17:37,867 --> 00:17:40,595 the new Rhonda! 252 00:17:41,767 --> 00:17:44,131 First time in heels. 253 00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:46,190 So, where's Fez? 254 00:17:46,267 --> 00:17:50,029 Oh, he's nervous, so he's in the "whoo-hoo." 255 00:17:51,867 --> 00:17:53,799 Have you been working on her all night? 256 00:17:53,867 --> 00:17:57,322 She wouldn't even let me pee. 257 00:17:57,401 --> 00:18:00,367 I'd squash her like a bug if I could catch her. 258 00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:04,328 But I do look pretty. 259 00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:09,830 Rhonda, is that you? 260 00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:13,058 Boy, you look like a different girl. 261 00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,759 Do you like it? Oh! 262 00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:19,028 Well, I thought we would begin our evening... 263 00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:22,896 with a hot dog eating contest. 264 00:18:22,967 --> 00:18:25,297 Now, I realize you're county champion... 265 00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:27,855 but I think I could make it interesting. 266 00:18:27,934 --> 00:18:30,298 Sorry, Fez. 267 00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:33,560 I don't eat hot dogs for glory or money anymore. 268 00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:36,556 It's not ladylike. 269 00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:39,565 - Says who? - Says them. 270 00:18:39,633 --> 00:18:42,259 Them? 271 00:18:42,334 --> 00:18:44,891 What have you meddling whores done to my Rhonda? 272 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,490 - It was Jackie. - It was Donna. 273 00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:53,692 Fez, she wouldn't let her pee or eat. 274 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,796 - Donna called her Sasquatch. - That was you too! 275 00:18:58,867 --> 00:19:01,060 Shut up! 276 00:19:01,134 --> 00:19:05,328 Shut up. I just want her back like she was the first night I met her... 277 00:19:05,401 --> 00:19:08,390 on her knees, chugging beer straight from the keg. 278 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,761 But, Fez, I threw up twice that night. 279 00:19:13,834 --> 00:19:15,959 Yes... 280 00:19:16,034 --> 00:19:18,227 all over my heart. 281 00:19:25,401 --> 00:19:28,958 You big, lovable, clumsy galoot. 282 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:35,225 And now, it is time that you two left. 283 00:19:35,301 --> 00:19:37,233 Good day. 284 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,755 - But, Fez... - He said, "Good day"! 285 00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:54,598 So, I'm a duck, huh? 286 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,989 Yeah, we'll see who's a duck. 287 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,860 Oh. Hey, there you are. 288 00:20:06,934 --> 00:20:09,162 Yeah, we need to talk, man. 289 00:20:10,633 --> 00:20:13,327 I've been thinking out this whole Stacy thing... 290 00:20:13,401 --> 00:20:15,866 It's your fault. Yeah. 291 00:20:15,934 --> 00:20:19,162 You were too tough on me, so now I'm soft. 292 00:20:19,234 --> 00:20:22,132 Oh, boo-hoo. 293 00:20:23,733 --> 00:20:26,961 You don't know the first thing about tough. 294 00:20:27,034 --> 00:20:30,159 My old man was tough. 295 00:20:30,234 --> 00:20:32,859 When I was your age, he shipped me off to the navy. 296 00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:36,025 He sure as hell wasn't settin' me up with cute cashiers. 297 00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:39,123 Which I'm sorry I did. Because now I've got this... 298 00:20:39,201 --> 00:20:41,962 creepy little girl giving me google eyes all day... 299 00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:45,159 stickin' heart-shaped notes in my locker. 300 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,989 And on top of it all... 301 00:20:49,067 --> 00:20:53,431 I had to have a talk with your mother about infidelity. 302 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:56,399 That was unpleasant! 303 00:20:58,167 --> 00:21:00,395 So you just be grateful that your dad... 304 00:21:00,466 --> 00:21:02,432 doesn't yell at you 24 hours a day! 305 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:05,557 And don't give me that look, because this isn't yelling! 306 00:21:05,633 --> 00:21:08,531 When I yell, you'll know it! 307 00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:14,724 Well, thanks. Good talk. 308 00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:19,999 Man, look at all this stuff. 309 00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:23,555 I just realized how happy I am not to be a girl. 310 00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:27,463 Well, that should have happened at a much younger age. 311 00:21:36,134 --> 00:21:39,395 - How long was I out? - Long enough. 312 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,263 You guys wanna get a burger? 313 00:21:43,334 --> 00:21:45,925 Out in public? Okay, I'll drive. 314 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,932 I'll buy.