1 00:00:04,099 --> 00:00:06,224 Hey, hey. Do you guys hear that? 2 00:00:06,299 --> 00:00:09,129 That was me. I had hot dogs for lunch. 3 00:00:10,865 --> 00:00:14,729 Not that. I'm talking about the sweet sound of no women. 4 00:00:14,799 --> 00:00:17,594 I never hear that. 5 00:00:17,665 --> 00:00:20,961 Jackie's voice is burned into my brain. 6 00:00:21,032 --> 00:00:23,396 I wish it would stop, but it won't. 7 00:00:23,466 --> 00:00:27,659 Remember back in the day when it was just us guys? That was good times. 8 00:00:27,732 --> 00:00:30,221 More like desperate, "I don't care if she has a mustache... 9 00:00:30,299 --> 00:00:33,197 I'll take her anyway" times. 10 00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:36,720 You know what? I say, who needs women? 11 00:00:36,799 --> 00:00:39,163 Come on! Let's get crazy. What was that? 12 00:00:39,232 --> 00:00:42,130 Did someone say mini golf? 13 00:00:42,199 --> 00:00:46,654 I'm still not allowed back in there. 14 00:00:46,732 --> 00:00:50,562 I mean, what's the point of having a windmill you can't ride? 15 00:00:50,632 --> 00:00:53,292 We could go beer bowling. That's always fun. 16 00:00:53,366 --> 00:00:58,128 I am in, because beer makes you a better bowler. That's a proven fact. 17 00:00:59,865 --> 00:01:03,025 Wait. Do I have to use the pink ladies' ball again? 18 00:01:03,099 --> 00:01:07,656 Now, Fez, why do you ask that question when you already know the answer? 19 00:01:07,732 --> 00:01:11,392 Pink ball only until I lose my virginity. 20 00:01:18,832 --> 00:01:20,821 Sorry. Them's the rules. 21 00:01:22,632 --> 00:01:26,360 All right, fellas. You know the rules. You get a strike, you chug. 22 00:01:26,433 --> 00:01:29,365 You get a gutter ball, you chug. 23 00:01:29,433 --> 00:01:32,228 You get a 7-10 split... 24 00:01:32,299 --> 00:01:34,526 seven to 10 chugs. 25 00:01:34,599 --> 00:01:38,157 Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls. 26 00:01:41,498 --> 00:01:45,124 Man, that joke never gets old. 27 00:01:45,199 --> 00:01:49,188 Hey, guys, my balls have holes in them. 28 00:01:57,266 --> 00:01:59,198 Now, why isn't that funny? 29 00:02:00,999 --> 00:02:02,931 This is livin'. 30 00:02:02,999 --> 00:02:07,022 A little bowling, a lot of beer, and just us guys. 31 00:02:07,099 --> 00:02:09,361 - Hey. - Hey. 32 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,228 Man, bowling-alley chicks are easy. 33 00:02:55,498 --> 00:02:57,430 Jill. Glad you could make it. 34 00:02:57,498 --> 00:02:59,964 Guys, this is Jill, the girl I told you about. 35 00:03:00,032 --> 00:03:04,158 Oh, you're the one that hasn't put out yet. 36 00:03:12,932 --> 00:03:15,727 Ay! Nice to meet you. 37 00:03:15,799 --> 00:03:18,788 You too. So, who's up first? 38 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,956 Me. 39 00:03:24,732 --> 00:03:26,721 Can I be next? 40 00:03:29,565 --> 00:03:31,554 Hey, buddy? Hyde? Buddy? 41 00:03:31,632 --> 00:03:33,564 Can I talk to you for a second, buddy? 42 00:03:36,398 --> 00:03:39,126 Hyde, what's goin' on? I thought this was supposed to be guys' night. 43 00:03:39,199 --> 00:03:42,097 Don't worry about it, man. She's-She's cool. She's like one of us. 44 00:03:42,166 --> 00:03:45,563 In three beers, she'll be belchin' like a Kennedy. 45 00:03:45,632 --> 00:03:48,190 This is "guys' night only," man. 46 00:03:48,266 --> 00:03:50,561 Yeah, I say out with the whore. 47 00:03:53,565 --> 00:03:56,395 Hey, I'll buy the next round of beer. 48 00:03:56,465 --> 00:03:58,897 The whore stays. 49 00:04:01,365 --> 00:04:03,298 Okay, good night, you two. 50 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,657 Boy, that Joanne... She's somethin', huh? 51 00:04:10,732 --> 00:04:13,562 - Yeah, she's nice. I like her. - Good. Good. 52 00:04:13,632 --> 00:04:17,030 Me too. Not that I'm ready to jump into anything. 53 00:04:17,099 --> 00:04:19,690 I hate jumping. Makes me jiggle. 54 00:04:19,765 --> 00:04:23,754 But I won't like her if it bothers you... 55 00:04:23,832 --> 00:04:26,321 'cause I know you've had a tough time since your mom left. 56 00:04:26,398 --> 00:04:28,990 No, Dad, I think it's nice that you have a friend. 57 00:04:29,066 --> 00:04:30,998 - Really? - Yeah. 58 00:04:31,066 --> 00:04:33,497 I also think it's nice that you're bathing and shaving again. 59 00:04:34,932 --> 00:04:37,727 Yeah. That was a long eight weeks, wasn't it? 60 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:40,129 So long. 61 00:04:46,099 --> 00:04:49,394 Boy, Kitty, you missed a great game. 62 00:04:49,465 --> 00:04:52,659 The Bucks made a last-second shot and sent those Lakers home... 63 00:04:52,732 --> 00:04:56,858 with their tails between their California fruitcake asses! 64 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,898 Go home, fruitcakes! 65 00:05:03,032 --> 00:05:06,226 I've never seen old Pastor Dave so excited. 66 00:05:06,298 --> 00:05:08,924 He swore at the referee. 67 00:05:08,999 --> 00:05:13,261 "Son of a stitch." I said, "Son of a stitch." 68 00:05:13,332 --> 00:05:16,958 Oh, well, I'm sure that fooled God. 69 00:05:17,032 --> 00:05:21,089 Hey, Dave, the Celtics are in town tomorrow. You up for it? 70 00:05:21,166 --> 00:05:25,325 - I'm in! - Oh. Pastor Dave, tomorrow's Sunday. 71 00:05:26,966 --> 00:05:29,796 You have church on Sunday. 72 00:05:29,865 --> 00:05:31,990 Right, church. Church, right. 73 00:05:32,066 --> 00:05:35,498 Well, just get someone to sub for you. Every Sunday... 74 00:05:35,565 --> 00:05:38,031 I see six other guys up there in robes... 75 00:05:38,099 --> 00:05:42,554 who only shake themselves awake when the wine comes out. 76 00:05:42,632 --> 00:05:45,621 Any one of them could do your job. 77 00:05:45,699 --> 00:05:47,961 Well, if God didn't want me to go to basketball... 78 00:05:48,032 --> 00:05:51,486 he wouldn't have made foam fingers so much fun. 79 00:05:51,565 --> 00:05:55,964 Check it out. The hand of God is pointing at you. 80 00:05:57,999 --> 00:06:00,794 Okay, see you at church. 81 00:06:07,432 --> 00:06:10,762 Yes! Another strike for Forman. 82 00:06:12,298 --> 00:06:14,662 Man, is there anything better than bowling with the boys? 83 00:06:14,732 --> 00:06:16,721 Yeah. 84 00:06:21,966 --> 00:06:25,898 - Making out with a chick. - Exactly. 85 00:06:25,966 --> 00:06:29,864 But first... Hey, Kelso, there are words on my balls. 86 00:06:35,298 --> 00:06:37,764 Let's go. 87 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:40,988 Fine. Go. 88 00:06:43,732 --> 00:06:48,221 But they're gonna miss the finest game of 10-pin since "Marvelous" Marv Winkleman... 89 00:06:48,298 --> 00:06:50,594 Wisconsin's "Velvet Thumb." 90 00:06:52,732 --> 00:06:54,925 Yes! It's another strike! 91 00:06:54,999 --> 00:07:00,057 You guys, I'm in some kind of... beery zone. 92 00:07:03,365 --> 00:07:05,422 All right. That's it. 93 00:07:07,799 --> 00:07:10,560 Hey, Jill? Hey, thanks for stopping by. 94 00:07:10,632 --> 00:07:13,291 Hyde, wipe your mouth. Let's go. 95 00:07:18,198 --> 00:07:20,131 I was gonna go home with Jill. 96 00:07:20,198 --> 00:07:22,221 Well, we came together, Hyde... 97 00:07:22,298 --> 00:07:26,594 so I kind of think we should leave together. 98 00:07:26,665 --> 00:07:29,961 Fine. Steven, call me later. 99 00:07:34,765 --> 00:07:37,196 Forman, what the hell are you doing, man? 100 00:07:37,265 --> 00:07:39,697 Me? You spent all night... 101 00:07:39,765 --> 00:07:43,424 making out with little Miss Can't-find-a-bra. 102 00:07:43,498 --> 00:07:46,726 - Hey! - Come on. You made me the third wheel. 103 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:51,663 Who cares, man? Her parents are out of town, and they got a water bed! 104 00:07:51,732 --> 00:07:54,960 But you killed that dream. I'm out of here. 105 00:07:55,032 --> 00:07:59,191 But... You don't get to storm out, okay? I storm out! 106 00:08:16,398 --> 00:08:18,330 Hiya, princess. 107 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,992 Rhonda? What are you doing here? 108 00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:25,463 Waitin' for Fez, chompin' some cheese curls. 109 00:08:25,532 --> 00:08:29,191 You know what? Michael doesn't tell me where he goes either. 110 00:08:29,265 --> 00:08:32,561 - I hate that. - Kelso and Fez are on their way back from bowling. 111 00:08:32,632 --> 00:08:35,427 They want to make out. 112 00:08:39,732 --> 00:08:42,459 How'd you know all this? 113 00:08:44,365 --> 00:08:46,763 Let's French, ladies! 114 00:08:46,832 --> 00:08:51,287 Michael, she's in the loop! Why am I not in the loop? 115 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:55,059 All right. Look, Jackie. I don't know what loop you're talking about... 116 00:08:55,131 --> 00:08:57,893 but... 117 00:08:57,966 --> 00:09:00,023 if she's already in it... 118 00:09:00,098 --> 00:09:03,155 I don't think there's gonna be room for you too. 119 00:09:11,131 --> 00:09:15,030 Donna. Well, you're up early. 120 00:09:15,098 --> 00:09:17,564 Surprisingly early. 121 00:09:17,632 --> 00:09:22,655 You slept here? Already? 122 00:09:22,732 --> 00:09:25,823 You just met! 123 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:29,524 Listen, Donna, I'm gonna be honest with you. 124 00:09:29,599 --> 00:09:34,293 Your father and I have started an... intimate relationship. 125 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:37,024 And, you know, it's still a little awkward for us. 126 00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:40,690 Emotionally, not physically. Well, a little... 127 00:09:42,365 --> 00:09:44,729 I think I might be sick. 128 00:09:44,799 --> 00:09:47,264 Look, I know this is a lot for you to take in right now. 129 00:09:47,332 --> 00:09:49,264 But I think it would be better for all of us... 130 00:09:49,332 --> 00:09:51,855 to just stop the charade and get it all out in the open. 131 00:09:54,899 --> 00:09:59,024 Joanne! When did you get here? 132 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:01,257 Oh, my God. 133 00:10:01,332 --> 00:10:03,958 Oh, look at the time. 134 00:10:06,799 --> 00:10:10,162 And on a personal note, I have an announcement to make. 135 00:10:10,231 --> 00:10:15,061 I have always found happiness in serving the good people of Point Place. 136 00:10:15,131 --> 00:10:18,222 But after talking to a dear friend... 137 00:10:18,298 --> 00:10:23,390 I realized that church is just not where the party is, if you know what I mean. 138 00:10:23,465 --> 00:10:27,693 So I'm resigning as your pastor... 139 00:10:27,765 --> 00:10:30,424 thanks to my friend Red Forman. 140 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:35,557 Red, give the crowd a wave. 141 00:10:43,765 --> 00:10:49,220 Well, if you weren't going to hell before, you're going first class now. 142 00:10:49,298 --> 00:10:51,730 Go, Bucks! 143 00:10:58,332 --> 00:11:00,628 Kelso, you should tell Jackie where you go. 144 00:11:00,699 --> 00:11:04,859 That way, when she wants to do it, she can find you and do it. 145 00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:08,988 Boy, do I want to do it. 146 00:11:09,065 --> 00:11:14,623 Fez, the foundation of every good relationship is three words: 147 00:11:14,699 --> 00:11:18,324 "I don't know." 148 00:11:18,398 --> 00:11:21,296 "Where are you going?" "I don't know." 149 00:11:21,365 --> 00:11:24,763 "What are you thinking about?" "I don't know." 150 00:11:24,832 --> 00:11:28,286 "Who's that under you?" "I don't know." 151 00:11:28,365 --> 00:11:31,525 You see, it's bulletproof. 152 00:11:31,599 --> 00:11:34,759 Why are you friends with him? 153 00:11:34,832 --> 00:11:36,821 I don't know. 154 00:11:40,799 --> 00:11:43,060 Hyde, what the hell? 155 00:11:43,131 --> 00:11:46,359 What is she doing in my seat? 156 00:11:46,432 --> 00:11:48,364 I don't know. 157 00:11:48,432 --> 00:11:51,057 That's a good one, Kelso. 158 00:11:51,131 --> 00:11:53,620 Just sit on the floor. 159 00:11:53,699 --> 00:11:55,631 The floor? Why don't I sit on the floor? 160 00:11:55,699 --> 00:12:00,393 Visitors get the floor, all right? And that's you, Terri Tube Top. 161 00:12:00,465 --> 00:12:03,863 Oh, and by the way, it's winter! 162 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,591 You're a drag. 163 00:12:06,665 --> 00:12:09,688 Okay, well, sayonara, Yoko. 164 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:14,026 What? We're kind of the Beatles. 165 00:12:24,464 --> 00:12:27,555 So it's just supposed to be guys' night out, right? 166 00:12:27,630 --> 00:12:30,755 And in walks Hyde's skank of the week to wreck it all. 167 00:12:30,831 --> 00:12:35,559 Years of friendship trumped by one pair of lopsided boobs. 168 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:39,255 Yeah, that's right. I noticed, but I didn't say anything... 169 00:12:39,330 --> 00:12:41,558 because I'm nice. 170 00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:46,994 I had to talk to my dad's new girlfriend about the sex they had last night. 171 00:12:48,797 --> 00:12:50,729 Yeah, okay, you win. 172 00:12:50,797 --> 00:12:54,388 You know, at first, I thought it was great my dad had a friend. 173 00:12:54,464 --> 00:12:56,396 But when I found out they were doin' it... 174 00:12:56,464 --> 00:13:00,260 it took things to, like, a sick place, you know? 175 00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:03,262 And it really made me realize that my mom is gone. 176 00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:07,955 - Like, gone. - Maybe you should say something. 177 00:13:08,030 --> 00:13:10,394 No. He's been through so much. 178 00:13:10,464 --> 00:13:14,419 - I mean, I want him to be happy, you know? - Yeah. 179 00:13:14,497 --> 00:13:17,463 So Bob's sleeping with Joanne, huh? 180 00:13:20,464 --> 00:13:24,294 God, am I, like, the only guy in Point Place who's not gettin' any? 181 00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:28,460 Yes. Yes, you are. 182 00:13:28,530 --> 00:13:32,553 - And you think that's funny? - Yes. Yes, I do. 183 00:13:38,163 --> 00:13:41,129 Well, Mrs. Candiotti just told me to shove... 184 00:13:41,197 --> 00:13:44,527 a very holy book in a very unholy place. 185 00:13:48,564 --> 00:13:52,825 Nice going, Red. The whole church hates us now. 186 00:13:52,896 --> 00:13:57,727 Kitty, I had nothing to do with Dave leaving the church. 187 00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:02,229 You know, God works in mysterious ways. 188 00:14:02,297 --> 00:14:06,024 - "Let he who is without"... - Oh, can it. 189 00:14:08,163 --> 00:14:12,220 Well, the torch-carrying mob will be here any minute. Better turn on the light. 190 00:14:14,297 --> 00:14:16,229 They won't need a light. 191 00:14:16,297 --> 00:14:18,695 They've got torches. 192 00:14:31,564 --> 00:14:34,394 Rhonda? How'd you get in here? 193 00:14:34,464 --> 00:14:36,725 I used my key. 194 00:14:40,664 --> 00:14:43,596 Michael, why does she have a key and I don't? 195 00:14:43,664 --> 00:14:49,062 Well, it's not because everyone doesn't want you to have one. 196 00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:51,392 That's for sure. 197 00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:03,525 - Don't sweat it, small stuff. We're all part of the gang. - Excuse me? 198 00:15:03,597 --> 00:15:05,994 Uh, no. 199 00:15:06,063 --> 00:15:09,790 I had to kiss butt for, like, a year to be part of this gang. 200 00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:15,160 That was you being nice? 201 00:15:17,163 --> 00:15:20,925 Good God! She thinks she was being nice? 202 00:15:20,996 --> 00:15:25,429 Look, all I know is you are not a part of this gang. 203 00:15:25,497 --> 00:15:27,395 Really? 204 00:15:28,464 --> 00:15:30,623 Well... 205 00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:32,629 Snow White... 206 00:15:34,430 --> 00:15:36,419 why don't we wrestle for it? 207 00:15:36,497 --> 00:15:38,554 And if I win, I'm in. 208 00:15:38,630 --> 00:15:41,619 Street rules. No tap-outs. 209 00:15:41,696 --> 00:15:44,527 - Okay, okay, you're in! - Yea! I'm in! 210 00:15:47,996 --> 00:15:50,155 That's nice, but... 211 00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:54,060 maybe you should wrestle her anyways. 212 00:15:55,696 --> 00:15:57,685 Oh, yeah! 213 00:16:00,896 --> 00:16:03,794 All right. Shirts off! Let's get it on! 214 00:16:07,163 --> 00:16:09,924 Oh, good. You're both here. 215 00:16:09,996 --> 00:16:12,394 Look, I know you two are together... 216 00:16:12,464 --> 00:16:15,987 and, Dad, I want you to be happy. 217 00:16:16,063 --> 00:16:18,120 But I just don't think I'm ready for this. 218 00:16:19,197 --> 00:16:21,129 Joanne! When did you get here? 219 00:16:22,397 --> 00:16:24,329 - Dad! - Bob! 220 00:16:24,397 --> 00:16:28,557 All right. Donna, what do you want us to do? 221 00:16:28,629 --> 00:16:32,118 - You want us to stop seeing each other? - No. No. 222 00:16:32,197 --> 00:16:34,425 It's just that... 223 00:16:34,497 --> 00:16:37,758 Well, could you go back to lying to me? 224 00:16:39,464 --> 00:16:41,589 I mean, that seemed to work. 225 00:16:41,663 --> 00:16:45,027 I am always in favor of lying when it comes to children. 226 00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:48,219 Bob, we were honest with Donna... 227 00:16:48,297 --> 00:16:50,388 and now she's being honest with us. 228 00:16:50,464 --> 00:16:52,656 We'll hold off on the overnight visits for a while. 229 00:16:52,730 --> 00:16:57,026 Thank you. Thanks. That's really... Thanks. 230 00:16:58,596 --> 00:17:02,892 Well, if you're not staying the night, we'd better get upstairs. 231 00:17:07,863 --> 00:17:09,795 Oh, hey, Hyde. Is that you? 232 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,658 I didn't recognize you without Skankarilla hanging off your face. 233 00:17:17,497 --> 00:17:21,361 Are you still on this? It's like having a wife. 234 00:17:21,430 --> 00:17:25,362 Listen, don't flatter yourself. I'd only marry someone who's nice to his friends. 235 00:17:26,930 --> 00:17:30,555 Her friends. Shut up. The... The point is... 236 00:17:30,629 --> 00:17:33,925 Yeah, man, I get the point. And you can drop it, all right? She dumped me. 237 00:17:33,996 --> 00:17:36,655 - What? - Yeah. She said she didn't like you. 238 00:17:36,730 --> 00:17:39,855 I told her, "Too bad. We're friends." And that was it. 239 00:17:41,663 --> 00:17:45,187 Oh, man, I feel terrible. Is there anything I can do? 240 00:17:45,263 --> 00:17:49,195 I don't know, man. I kind of really liked her. 241 00:17:49,263 --> 00:17:53,320 Hey, how does 10 bucks sound? 242 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:03,163 Forman, 10 lousy bucks can't replace Jill. 243 00:18:03,230 --> 00:18:05,423 Yeah. 244 00:18:05,497 --> 00:18:07,486 How about 20? 245 00:18:08,663 --> 00:18:10,595 Jill who? 246 00:18:10,663 --> 00:18:13,129 Okay. 247 00:18:13,197 --> 00:18:16,890 - Hey, Red. - Dave, what's with you? 248 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,156 You don't just up and leave the church... 249 00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:22,458 because I invited you to a basketball game on Sunday. 250 00:18:22,529 --> 00:18:24,722 Red, you said it yourself. 251 00:18:24,796 --> 00:18:27,422 There are six guys who would take my place. No one would notice. 252 00:18:27,496 --> 00:18:30,258 Sit down, Dave. 253 00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:32,557 Let me tell you a little story... 254 00:18:32,629 --> 00:18:36,925 about three bags of dog crap. 255 00:18:36,996 --> 00:18:40,326 One on my front porch, one in my mailbox... 256 00:18:40,397 --> 00:18:43,988 and one in the backseat of my car... 257 00:18:44,063 --> 00:18:48,586 all from people who are so upset about losing you... 258 00:18:48,663 --> 00:18:53,721 that they are willing to find, handle and bag dog crap. 259 00:18:55,463 --> 00:18:57,691 Really? My congregation... 260 00:18:57,763 --> 00:19:02,093 has turned to vandalism and petty harassment on account of me? 261 00:19:02,163 --> 00:19:04,685 I am truly blessed. 262 00:19:04,763 --> 00:19:07,752 - Then you're staying? - Yeah. 263 00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:09,796 Good. Now, come on. 264 00:19:09,863 --> 00:19:13,795 Let's celebrate by returning those bags to their rightful owner. 265 00:19:13,863 --> 00:19:18,659 Like it says in the Bible, "As you sow, so shall you reap." 266 00:19:18,730 --> 00:19:21,958 Jesus was talking about love, but it works for doggy doo, I think. 267 00:19:31,197 --> 00:19:34,163 - Jill, what are you doing here? - All right. I confess. 268 00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:37,889 'Twas me. I asked Jill to meet us here. 269 00:19:37,963 --> 00:19:41,793 Jill, Hyde's my friend. That's no reason to break up with him. 270 00:19:41,863 --> 00:19:44,386 What? He broke up with me. 271 00:19:44,463 --> 00:19:46,396 He said he had to spend time with you... 272 00:19:46,463 --> 00:19:50,362 because of some brain inflammation that made you act like a dill-hole. 273 00:19:54,663 --> 00:19:58,061 But I don't have a brain thing. 274 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:01,119 He forgets he has it. It's part of the disease. 275 00:20:01,197 --> 00:20:03,390 Why did you lie to me? 276 00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:05,554 Yeah, and me. 277 00:20:07,763 --> 00:20:10,161 Well, the thing is... 278 00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:13,491 you like the Little River Band. 279 00:20:13,563 --> 00:20:17,723 I mean, I... I can't be with a girl who likes the Little River Band. 280 00:20:19,297 --> 00:20:21,286 Yeah, take that, missy! 281 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:26,555 And you! You wouldn't shut up about me making out on guys' night... 282 00:20:26,629 --> 00:20:31,153 which wouldn't have bothered you if you had a tongue stuck down your throat. 283 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,219 So for the love of God, man, find a tongue! 284 00:20:36,830 --> 00:20:39,092 I do need a tongue. 285 00:20:40,629 --> 00:20:44,857 Hey, Jill, I like the Little River Band. 286 00:20:44,930 --> 00:20:48,362 You're both freaks! 287 00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:52,491 Nice try. 288 00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:57,386 - What are you guys doing here? - Jackie and Rhonda are all mad at us. 289 00:20:57,463 --> 00:21:01,987 We encourage one little topless girl fight. 290 00:21:02,063 --> 00:21:04,222 And then all the sudden, we're the jerks. 291 00:21:06,463 --> 00:21:10,793 - So let's bowl. - Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls. 292 00:21:14,163 --> 00:21:17,492 Hey, guys, my balls are black and blue. 293 00:21:17,563 --> 00:21:21,189 - Good one. - That's nice. 294 00:21:21,263 --> 00:21:23,195 - That's funny. - That was good. 295 00:21:25,329 --> 00:21:27,887 My balls are finally funny. 296 00:21:58,463 --> 00:22:00,429 No, no, no, no. No tap-outs, you girl. 297 00:22:05,529 --> 00:22:07,893 Yes! We have a winner!