1 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:08,165 Hey. L'Eggo my Eggo. 2 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:14,019 Hey. L'Eggo my foot in your ass. 3 00:00:16,992 --> 00:00:19,258 Oh. Good morning. 4 00:00:19,330 --> 00:00:22,131 Oh, here, honey. I brought you something back from the hospital. 5 00:00:22,203 --> 00:00:25,642 A lollipop. 6 00:00:25,710 --> 00:00:28,340 Mom, I'm 17 years old. 7 00:00:28,415 --> 00:00:31,820 Which is why I also brought you condoms. 8 00:00:36,664 --> 00:00:40,765 Well, see, we had a teenage mom come in, and it's just... 9 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,140 Well, you know, I worry about you. 10 00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:46,183 That I'll get pregnant? You're not a good nurse. 11 00:00:46,251 --> 00:00:52,025 Now, don't be a porky mouth. Oh. Here. Sexual health pamphlets. 12 00:00:53,866 --> 00:00:56,063 I just want you to know that intercourse... 13 00:00:56,137 --> 00:00:59,405 is a responsibility, not just a right. 14 00:00:59,477 --> 00:01:02,917 Okay, well, this couldn't be more uncomfortable. 15 00:01:02,984 --> 00:01:05,454 Oh, uh, don't forget your condoms. 16 00:01:05,522 --> 00:01:07,515 I was wrong! 17 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:50,310 Hey, man, Red's been spot-checking my room again. 18 00:01:50,379 --> 00:01:52,372 I can't believe he still doesn't trust me. 19 00:01:52,449 --> 00:01:54,385 You know, that really hurts, man. 20 00:01:54,453 --> 00:01:57,893 I'm gonna need you to hide my stash. 21 00:01:57,961 --> 00:02:02,527 Sure. I'll put it in my dresser under my Hong Kong Phooey socks. 22 00:02:02,603 --> 00:02:06,134 He can protect anything, because he's faster than the human eye! 23 00:02:08,381 --> 00:02:10,681 You guys, the funniest thing just happened to Jackie. 24 00:02:10,753 --> 00:02:13,451 Michael, the most horrible thing just happened to me. 25 00:02:15,362 --> 00:02:17,298 My father found out we're back together. 26 00:02:17,366 --> 00:02:22,001 And if we don't break up, he'll never give me any money ever again. 27 00:02:22,076 --> 00:02:25,846 Wait. If you break up with Kelso, you'll be rich? 28 00:02:25,917 --> 00:02:27,910 Talk about your win-win. 29 00:02:27,988 --> 00:02:31,894 Hold on. He didn't know we were dating? 30 00:02:31,962 --> 00:02:34,626 Here comes the best part. 31 00:02:34,701 --> 00:02:37,730 I mean the worst part. 32 00:02:37,807 --> 00:02:43,079 My dad thinks you're a bad influence on me, so I kept our love a secret. 33 00:02:43,151 --> 00:02:45,918 And now, I have to decide between you and money. 34 00:02:47,894 --> 00:02:51,264 Gosh. It's like Sophie's Choice for morons. 35 00:02:52,369 --> 00:02:54,305 Hey, let's take a poll. 36 00:02:54,373 --> 00:02:57,710 Who thinks Sophie should keep Kelso? 37 00:02:57,781 --> 00:03:00,981 - The money? - Ooh! 38 00:03:01,054 --> 00:03:05,392 - You guys, this isn't a joke. - But it's funny like a joke. 39 00:03:05,462 --> 00:03:10,131 How do I choose between something that makes my whole life complete... 40 00:03:10,205 --> 00:03:12,836 and you? 41 00:03:16,017 --> 00:03:19,821 Well, I don't know, baby, but I love you. 42 00:03:19,891 --> 00:03:22,657 Oh, Michael, I love you too. 43 00:03:22,730 --> 00:03:25,702 Okay, I choose love. I choose love! 44 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:27,671 Aw! 45 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:30,210 Yeah, aw! Okay. 46 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:32,772 Now get a job, because I need a ton of money. 47 00:03:39,530 --> 00:03:43,436 Guys, I would like you to meet Point Place's new foreign exchange student, Thomas. 48 00:03:43,505 --> 00:03:45,840 - Hey. - What's up? 49 00:03:45,910 --> 00:03:49,610 Hello, pretty lady with eyes like the sea. 50 00:03:51,687 --> 00:03:56,129 No. Which sea? 51 00:03:56,197 --> 00:03:59,601 Okay, easy there, Casa-new-guy. 52 00:04:03,011 --> 00:04:05,778 I'm showing Thomas the ropes. 53 00:04:05,850 --> 00:04:08,685 - Hello. - What, are you crazy? 54 00:04:08,756 --> 00:04:11,283 That's Nicole Mayzell. She's way out of our league. 55 00:04:13,064 --> 00:04:15,626 Oh. Then we must be in different leagues... 56 00:04:15,703 --> 00:04:18,037 because I just had sex with her last night. 57 00:04:18,107 --> 00:04:20,738 Oh-ho-ho! 58 00:04:20,813 --> 00:04:25,721 New foreign guy: uno. Old foreign guy: Nada. 59 00:04:25,790 --> 00:04:28,819 This is outrageous! The closest I have come to sex... 60 00:04:28,896 --> 00:04:32,893 was when the football team pinned me down in the shower and made me kiss my own ass! 61 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:39,138 Hey, um, if you think that's close to sex... 62 00:04:39,216 --> 00:04:41,847 then you're gonna be delighted with actual sex. 63 00:04:41,922 --> 00:04:46,124 Yeah, Thomas, you should stay away from the football team for a while. 64 00:04:46,197 --> 00:04:48,691 We wouldn't want a cutie like you to get hurt. 65 00:04:50,238 --> 00:04:52,208 Oh, the football team loves me. 66 00:04:52,276 --> 00:04:54,303 I'm their new placekicker! 67 00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:56,316 What? 68 00:04:56,384 --> 00:05:00,324 Oh, the room is spinning! How did you do all this? 69 00:05:00,392 --> 00:05:02,487 I have delightful accent. 70 00:05:02,562 --> 00:05:04,498 So do I. 71 00:05:06,772 --> 00:05:11,475 Yes, but a nerd with an accent is still a nerd. 72 00:05:13,819 --> 00:05:15,812 Now, good day, sir. 73 00:05:19,330 --> 00:05:24,671 I say "good day." Now, good day. 74 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:28,305 - Good day. - Good day. 75 00:05:30,085 --> 00:05:32,453 - I said, good day! - I said, good day! 76 00:05:39,169 --> 00:05:42,266 - He stole that from me. - But, Fez... 77 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:45,007 I said, from me! 78 00:05:56,203 --> 00:05:58,639 Oh, I'm out. 79 00:05:58,709 --> 00:06:01,179 Out? 80 00:06:01,247 --> 00:06:05,051 I am home one night this week, and you're out? 81 00:06:05,121 --> 00:06:07,284 Hey, don't look at me. 82 00:06:07,359 --> 00:06:11,892 You had a whole bag of 'em, and you wasted 'em on Eric! 83 00:06:11,968 --> 00:06:15,407 He's probably down there making balloon animals. 84 00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:20,747 Well... 85 00:06:20,820 --> 00:06:23,120 I guess we'll just sleep. 86 00:06:24,326 --> 00:06:27,093 Well, couldn't we just, uh... 87 00:06:27,165 --> 00:06:29,465 You know, I mean, really, what are the chances? 88 00:06:29,536 --> 00:06:34,103 We could have a change-of-life baby! 89 00:06:36,852 --> 00:06:38,845 Oh, crap. 90 00:06:41,393 --> 00:06:43,386 I'll be right back. 91 00:07:02,102 --> 00:07:05,438 It's late. We'll talk about this tomorrow. 92 00:07:08,281 --> 00:07:10,217 Oh, my God. My sock drawer. 93 00:07:10,285 --> 00:07:13,280 I'm dead! He found your stash! Do you know what this means? 94 00:07:14,761 --> 00:07:17,995 Yeah. I get your room, and you get sent to military school. 95 00:07:25,515 --> 00:07:28,578 Eric caught me stealing his... 96 00:07:28,654 --> 00:07:30,647 things. 97 00:07:40,678 --> 00:07:45,712 That's not funny. I'm a grown man. 98 00:07:45,789 --> 00:07:49,353 I don't go rummaging around in teenage boys' drawers... 99 00:07:49,429 --> 00:07:52,492 - looking for... things. - Condoms. 100 00:07:52,569 --> 00:07:54,300 That word is forbidden! 101 00:07:56,644 --> 00:08:00,675 Okay. Good night. 102 00:08:04,259 --> 00:08:06,252 - Condoms. - Quit it! 103 00:08:13,210 --> 00:08:16,671 I don't know. I've just always been good-looking. 104 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:24,031 Look at that foreign bastard... 105 00:08:25,869 --> 00:08:28,237 cracking up the whores. 106 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:33,244 Checking the score. Old foreign guy: Nada. 107 00:08:33,317 --> 00:08:35,982 New foreign guy: dos. 108 00:08:36,056 --> 00:08:40,224 Hey, if I pretend to say something funny, will you laugh? 109 00:08:40,298 --> 00:08:42,461 No. 110 00:08:43,805 --> 00:08:46,571 That Thomas is shady. 111 00:08:46,643 --> 00:08:51,017 But have you noticed he never says what country he's from? 112 00:08:56,063 --> 00:08:58,033 What country are you from? 113 00:08:58,100 --> 00:09:00,833 What country are you from? 114 00:09:00,906 --> 00:09:02,670 America. 115 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,678 Fine. Mystery solved. 116 00:09:12,662 --> 00:09:14,724 Psst. Mom. 117 00:09:14,801 --> 00:09:20,073 - Is Dad around? - No, I think he's upstairs. 118 00:09:25,588 --> 00:09:28,685 Hot! Hot, hot, hot, hot! 119 00:09:28,762 --> 00:09:31,757 Love you, Mom. Thanks for breakfast. See ya tonight. Bye. 120 00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:38,705 Psst! Kitty, Eric around? 121 00:09:41,186 --> 00:09:43,122 No. He just left. 122 00:09:43,190 --> 00:09:45,456 Perfect! 123 00:09:45,528 --> 00:09:49,332 Red, this is just silly. 124 00:09:49,402 --> 00:09:51,338 You can't avoid Eric forever. 125 00:09:51,406 --> 00:09:53,672 - I know that. - Well, good. 126 00:09:53,745 --> 00:09:57,184 I just have to avoid him till he goes to college. 127 00:09:57,252 --> 00:10:00,224 What's that, like, a year? I can do that. 128 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,433 Hey. 129 00:10:10,511 --> 00:10:15,476 Michael, I'm broke. I had to buy generic hair conditioner. 130 00:10:15,554 --> 00:10:18,117 And now, I have split ends. 131 00:10:18,193 --> 00:10:20,493 Oh, no one is gonna notice that, baby. 132 00:10:20,564 --> 00:10:23,127 They'll all be looking at that monster zit. 133 00:10:24,941 --> 00:10:28,881 I have to ration my cover-up. So find a job already! 134 00:10:28,949 --> 00:10:32,649 I'm tryin', okay? It's tough out there. 135 00:10:32,723 --> 00:10:37,061 I just had an interview at that new store in the mall, the Cheese Palace. 136 00:10:37,131 --> 00:10:39,830 - Where curd is king? - The very same. 137 00:10:39,904 --> 00:10:44,846 They're hiring a new cheese maiden, you know, to hand out the samples. 138 00:10:44,914 --> 00:10:49,788 - But I didn't get the job 'cause they want a girl. - But you're pretty like a girl. 139 00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:51,850 Thank you! 140 00:10:53,865 --> 00:10:58,363 Man, but the manager wants an actual girl... you know, with boobs and stuff. 141 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:01,003 Hey, you know who's an actual girl with boobs and stuff? 142 00:11:01,079 --> 00:11:05,679 Oh, Donna, you don't have to get a job just for me. 143 00:11:05,756 --> 00:11:09,286 I was talking about you, pimple chin. 144 00:11:10,999 --> 00:11:14,597 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 145 00:11:14,672 --> 00:11:16,870 I am not getting a job. 146 00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:19,973 A job is for poor people. 147 00:11:20,051 --> 00:11:23,581 I am a rich person who doesn't have money. 148 00:11:25,327 --> 00:11:27,263 Big diff. 149 00:11:29,202 --> 00:11:31,138 Hey, is that a blackhead? 150 00:11:32,575 --> 00:11:34,705 No! 151 00:11:35,916 --> 00:11:39,788 Cheddar? Cheddar? 152 00:11:39,857 --> 00:11:41,850 Cheddar? 153 00:11:48,539 --> 00:11:52,479 Try the Swiss. You can't miss. 154 00:11:52,547 --> 00:11:54,814 Try the cheddar! It's even better! 155 00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:59,726 The floor's real shiny, and I see your heinie. 156 00:11:59,796 --> 00:12:01,766 - Oh! - Hey! 157 00:12:01,833 --> 00:12:04,326 The cheese maiden hit me! 158 00:12:04,405 --> 00:12:07,309 Cheese guards, seize her! 159 00:12:07,377 --> 00:12:09,905 My God, this job is awful! 160 00:12:09,983 --> 00:12:12,853 Are you sweating? 161 00:12:12,922 --> 00:12:15,826 I mean, is work making you sweat? 162 00:12:15,895 --> 00:12:20,268 No. I'm glistening! It's glisten! 163 00:12:20,337 --> 00:12:23,366 Whatever it is... Yech! 164 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:25,436 Look, Michael... 165 00:12:25,513 --> 00:12:28,884 the only reason I have this job is so that you and I can be together. 166 00:12:28,954 --> 00:12:32,358 All you've done for our love is sit in a basement eating Fritos. 167 00:12:32,427 --> 00:12:35,422 Well, for your information... 168 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,937 if I send in 80 empty Frito bags... 169 00:12:38,006 --> 00:12:40,568 I get a free remote-control car... 170 00:12:42,114 --> 00:12:44,050 which I was gonna give to you... 171 00:12:44,118 --> 00:12:46,247 after I played with it only a little. 172 00:12:48,026 --> 00:12:50,053 Now, that is love! 173 00:12:54,939 --> 00:12:57,466 Thomas! 174 00:12:59,681 --> 00:13:01,617 Thomas! 175 00:13:03,556 --> 00:13:05,549 Thomas! 176 00:13:07,464 --> 00:13:11,404 What I have to do is show everyone that I am cooler than Thomas. 177 00:13:11,472 --> 00:13:15,537 You know, I once saw the Fonzie do something on TV... 178 00:13:15,613 --> 00:13:17,982 that just might do the trick. 179 00:13:21,659 --> 00:13:26,465 I am now going to jump over a shark on water skis... 180 00:13:26,535 --> 00:13:30,236 to prove that I'm the coolest foreign exchange student in Point Place. 181 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,476 - He'll never make it. - Shut up. He can do it. 182 00:13:33,549 --> 00:13:35,782 He's the Fez! 183 00:13:37,023 --> 00:13:39,756 Okay, here I go. Hit it! 184 00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:58,329 - Oh! - He's crazy, man! 185 00:13:58,399 --> 00:14:01,667 - He's crazy! - He's at the ramp! 186 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:05,179 Ay! 187 00:14:13,496 --> 00:14:17,630 - Yes! - Yeah, man! 188 00:14:17,705 --> 00:14:19,674 You suck, Thomas! 189 00:14:23,149 --> 00:14:26,485 Fez, you jumped that shark, and you're not even wet. 190 00:14:27,758 --> 00:14:30,422 That's 'cause I'm cool-a-mundo. 191 00:14:30,496 --> 00:14:32,489 Ay! 192 00:14:35,206 --> 00:14:37,142 So, what do you think? 193 00:14:39,014 --> 00:14:42,578 Not only is that the worst idea I've ever heard... 194 00:14:42,654 --> 00:14:45,626 it was the worst moment in television history. 195 00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:50,063 Yeah, you're right. I stopped watching after that episode. 196 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,210 Thomas! 197 00:15:03,396 --> 00:15:06,527 This is freaky, man. Red hasn't said anything about the stash... 198 00:15:06,602 --> 00:15:10,565 which can only mean he's gone to the much-feared stage: Beyond yelling. 199 00:15:12,882 --> 00:15:15,718 He's gone Darth Vader, man. 200 00:15:15,788 --> 00:15:19,625 Or... instead of Red snagging you... 201 00:15:19,696 --> 00:15:22,132 maybe you snagged Red... 202 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,136 dipping into Hyde's stash! 203 00:15:24,204 --> 00:15:26,504 I'm just sayin', everyone's tryin' it. 204 00:15:28,145 --> 00:15:32,085 I guess Kelso's right. Everyone is trying it. 205 00:15:35,626 --> 00:15:38,655 I'm tellin' ya, this stuff isn't just for cakes. 206 00:15:38,734 --> 00:15:41,706 It's great all by itself. 207 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:46,213 Mmm! 208 00:15:46,281 --> 00:15:49,151 Wait, wait. Watch this. 209 00:15:57,570 --> 00:16:01,773 Look at me. I'm Whipped-cream Head! 210 00:16:01,846 --> 00:16:06,253 Fear me! All fear Whipped-cream Head! 211 00:16:10,029 --> 00:16:12,022 Mmm! 212 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,672 Kelso, that was delightful. 213 00:16:17,745 --> 00:16:22,813 But the only part you left out is where Red kills me! 214 00:16:24,491 --> 00:16:29,331 Forman, it was my stash. I don't wanna leave you hangin'. 215 00:16:29,401 --> 00:16:32,134 But I'm gonna. 216 00:16:32,207 --> 00:16:34,439 So good luck in military school. 217 00:16:42,393 --> 00:16:46,163 How exciting! My first American road trip. 218 00:16:46,235 --> 00:16:48,832 I can't wait to see Lake Dill-hole. 219 00:16:50,878 --> 00:16:53,678 Well, the wait is over. We're here. 220 00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:56,687 Now, hop out, you crazy son of a gun. 221 00:16:59,962 --> 00:17:02,364 This is the Michigan border. 222 00:17:03,937 --> 00:17:08,002 - Well, what do you know. - So where is Lake Dill-hole? 223 00:17:08,078 --> 00:17:11,779 Oh, it's right there behind the Get Bent Memorial. 224 00:17:13,222 --> 00:17:15,624 So get bent, dill-hole! 225 00:17:21,104 --> 00:17:24,543 What's the score now? Oh, here we go. 226 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:28,312 One. Stranded in Michigan! 227 00:17:29,956 --> 00:17:32,222 Oh, I kill me. 228 00:17:32,293 --> 00:17:34,456 Nice job. 229 00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:36,695 Thanks. I learned from the best. 230 00:17:36,769 --> 00:17:38,705 Thanks. 231 00:17:38,773 --> 00:17:41,073 I would've taken his clothes. 232 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,307 That's why you're the king. 233 00:17:45,019 --> 00:17:47,923 The Gouda's so good-a. 234 00:17:47,992 --> 00:17:50,224 The Havarti's a party! 235 00:17:50,296 --> 00:17:53,063 Hello, milady. 236 00:17:53,135 --> 00:17:57,599 - "Fondue" you love me? - Stop doing that! 237 00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,547 All day with this. "Hey, 'fondue' me." 238 00:18:00,616 --> 00:18:04,078 "Ooh, I stepped in 'fon-dog-due.'" 239 00:18:04,157 --> 00:18:06,389 Oh, my God. This is awful. 240 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:10,458 Michael, a few minutes ago, I smelled stinky cheese... 241 00:18:10,536 --> 00:18:12,700 and it was me! 242 00:18:14,945 --> 00:18:17,575 Look, I'm sorry. I love you, but I can't do this. 243 00:18:17,650 --> 00:18:20,919 You mean, you can't "fondue" it. 244 00:18:20,991 --> 00:18:24,692 God, will you shut up! Look, I am not cut out for work. 245 00:18:24,765 --> 00:18:27,737 I'm cut out for having rich people give me things. 246 00:18:27,805 --> 00:18:32,041 But you got a job for me. I mean, doesn't that make you satisfied? 247 00:18:36,354 --> 00:18:38,290 Oh, my gosh! 248 00:18:38,358 --> 00:18:41,057 It's a check! 249 00:18:41,131 --> 00:18:44,103 And that's my name! 250 00:18:44,170 --> 00:18:46,106 Mine! 251 00:18:46,174 --> 00:18:48,007 So we can stay together! 252 00:18:48,078 --> 00:18:50,674 - Yeah, and I can still be rich! - Yeah! 253 00:18:50,751 --> 00:18:53,153 Well, if this isn't gonna go badly, I'm heading home. 254 00:18:53,222 --> 00:18:55,750 No, wait. Jackie deserves a celebration. 255 00:18:55,827 --> 00:18:58,593 Hey, let's go buy me that remote-control car! 256 00:19:02,006 --> 00:19:07,005 No, Michael. Money doesn't grow on trees. 257 00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:10,112 Money doesn't grow on trees! 258 00:19:12,761 --> 00:19:15,596 You know, I think having a job is changing me. 259 00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:18,103 Okay, think about it. A whole new me. 260 00:19:18,172 --> 00:19:21,508 That'd be great. 261 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:28,624 - I gotta... - I'm gonna... - Okay, enough! 262 00:19:28,693 --> 00:19:30,890 You, sit. 263 00:19:32,366 --> 00:19:36,602 You can't make me join the army, okay? I'll cut off a toe! 264 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:40,274 - What? - Okay, okay. 265 00:19:40,349 --> 00:19:43,789 We are just gonna clear the air. 266 00:19:43,857 --> 00:19:45,850 Right now. 267 00:19:48,498 --> 00:19:52,302 Now, Eric, the other night... 268 00:19:52,373 --> 00:19:54,605 your father and I were getting intimate... 269 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:06,061 And we realized we didn't have any protection. 270 00:20:06,134 --> 00:20:08,627 For hugging. We just... 271 00:20:08,706 --> 00:20:11,006 We hug. 272 00:20:15,052 --> 00:20:19,254 So your dad went to your room looking for one of those condoms I gave you... 273 00:20:19,327 --> 00:20:24,395 and you caught him, and he has just been so embarrassed ever since. 274 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,812 Condoms? 275 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:32,980 Oh! Condoms. 276 00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:38,025 Yeah, condoms. 277 00:20:38,098 --> 00:20:40,034 What did you think it was? 278 00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:48,814 What did you think it was? 279 00:20:51,324 --> 00:20:54,125 What did you do? 280 00:20:54,197 --> 00:20:56,896 What did you do? 281 00:21:00,109 --> 00:21:02,808 I-I didn't do anything. Okay? 282 00:21:02,881 --> 00:21:05,408 You stole condoms! Get him, Mom. 283 00:21:06,454 --> 00:21:08,857 - You're grounded. - For a week. 284 00:21:08,926 --> 00:21:11,556 Hyde too. 285 00:21:11,631 --> 00:21:17,132 Whatever was in that drawer that you didn't want me to see, I'm sure it was his. 286 00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:21,649 Fine. No complaints here. Thank you. 287 00:21:27,296 --> 00:21:31,464 You suppose there was actually something in that drawer he didn't want us to see? 288 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,368 Who cares? 289 00:21:40,289 --> 00:21:43,625 I know in orientation we talked about theft in the workplace... 290 00:21:43,696 --> 00:21:47,191 so I would like to report a theft from my check. 291 00:21:47,269 --> 00:21:49,466 Now, I don't know who FICA is... 292 00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:52,945 but that bitch stole, like, 10% of my money. 293 00:21:53,014 --> 00:21:56,475 Also, now, I don't know if you have this key in your typewriter... 294 00:21:56,554 --> 00:22:00,221 but when I write "Jackie," I like to dot my "I" with a smiley face. 295 00:22:00,295 --> 00:22:03,894 Also, now, I put this in the suggestion box, but... 296 00:22:03,970 --> 00:22:07,067 You have something hanging from your nose. 297 00:22:07,143 --> 00:22:10,274 Oh, and I want Saturday off. Thank you. Bye.