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Hey, guys. It is literally
a million degrees out.

2
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I'm wearing shorts in January!

3
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Have you ever seen
prettier legs on a fella?

4
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Michael, we'll admire
your legs later.

5
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Snow Prom is tomorrow. We need to keep up
our campaign for Snow Queen and Snow King.

6
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Jackie, I did campaign.
I wrote our names all over the place.

7
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Kelso, you peed in the snow.

8
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In cursive!

9
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It was awesome.

10
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Okay, look, you may not
take this seriously, but I do.

11
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I used to be a rich,
popular girl.

12
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But now that my dad
has cut me off, I'm not rich...

13
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so I have to be
twice as popular.

14
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Okay, maybe you should spend less time
worrying about being popular...

15
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and more time being thoughtful,
friendly, considerate.

16
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Okay, can I get a translation
because that was gibberish.

17
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Come on, Michael.

18
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Hey, you know what? We should all go
to Snow Prom together, in one car...

19
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all of us hanging out,
laughing, driving.

20
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Whoo-hoo!
Good times.

21
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You need a ride, don't you?

22
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I so do. Pick me up
at the radio station.

23
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All right.
We'll all go together.

24
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Whoa. Whoa. Hyde, you're
going to a school dance?

25
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You're going to stink bomb
the teachers' lounge, aren't you? I want in!

26
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No, man, kid stuff.

27
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See, during the dance, I'm going to throw
a party in Coach Ferguson's office.

28
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I'm bringing my best stuff.

29
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A party with your best stuff?

30
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Are you saying
what I think you're saying?

31
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- You know it.
- Oh, boy, you have a piñata?

32
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It's weird. I feel like I'm
forgetting something.

33
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I've got my watch, my wallet,
my who-am-I-kidding condom.

34
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Yeah, sounds like you got everything,
except for a tall redhead.

35
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Yeah. What man
doesn't love a tall red...

36
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Oh, my God, Donna!
I forgot Donna.

37
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Mr. Hyde?
In school after hours?

38
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What, are you trying to
establish an alibi?

39
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Coach Ferguson, shouldn't you be on the
football field teaching boys to play with balls?

40
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Don't push my buttons, wiseacre.

41
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And there he goes.

42
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I think now is a good time
to go fumigate his office.

43
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Oh. I have exciting news
for you two.

44
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Michael, you have been
elected Snow King.

45
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Yeah!

46
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And, Jackie, you are
the new Snow Queen runner-up!

47
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Oh, my God!
This is the happiest day of my life!

48
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Wait, runner-up?

49
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How could that be?
There's been a mistake! It was fixed!

50
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You poke me one more time,
I'm gonna paddle you.

51
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That'd be hot.

52
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I-I have a serious announcement.

53
00:04:02,439 --> 00:04:06,379
A tornado warning has been issued.
I'm told it's code red.

54
00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:09,647
I don't know the codes,
but red sounds serious.

55
00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:15,795
Michael, this is
my worst nightmare.

56
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A tornado is your worst nightmare?

57
00:04:19,539 --> 00:04:22,306
Mine's monsters.

58
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How could I be runner-up?

59
00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:27,881
If I'm not a rich, popular girl,
I'm nothing.

60
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I'm like Donna.

61
00:04:30,628 --> 00:04:34,363
No, Jackie, you are the girlfriend
to the Snow King.

62
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Now, as Snow King,
I must lead my people to safety.

63
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All right, everyone!
Everyone, follow me!

64
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Remain calm, people!
These are just sports balls!

65
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Everyone grab a ball!

66
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All right.

67
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Now, I'm just so
worried about Eric.

68
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A tornado in January?

69
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Yeah, life's full of surprises.

70
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Like these two showing up
'cause they don't have a basement.

71
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Surprise!

72
00:05:56,934 --> 00:05:59,667
Gee, Red, you seem grouchy.

73
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Surprise!

74
00:06:05,985 --> 00:06:10,050
Red, if Eric gets caught in a tornado,
he'll get blown to Canada.

75
00:06:10,126 --> 00:06:12,359
He's very light.

76
00:06:12,432 --> 00:06:15,768
Kitty, the gym is the town's
bomb shelter.

77
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He'll be fine.

78
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I just hope he's not crying.

79
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Everybody knows he's my kid.

80
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Okay, you're right.
Eric's fine.

81
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Let's just talk about something else.

82
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Ooh! You know, Joanne taught me a lot
about lady orgasms.

83
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They've been around
longer than I thought.

84
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Okay, so talking's bad.
I know, charades!

85
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- No, thanks.
- What are you, chicken?

86
00:07:07,675 --> 00:07:11,706
Did you just call me chicken?

87
00:07:11,783 --> 00:07:15,153
That's it. Move the couch, Kitty.
She's going down.

88
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Oh, yeah.

89
00:07:32,258 --> 00:07:34,387
Busted, hophead.

90
00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:45,311
People of the make-out stairwell...

91
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this is your Snow King speaking.

92
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Boo! Hit the lights, fool!

93
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No, th-there's a tornado.
Everyone go to the gym.

94
00:07:56,071 --> 00:07:58,474
The Snow King has spoken!

95
00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:03,082
All right. That's gross.
Who threw the retainer?

96
00:08:04,989 --> 00:08:08,429
Oh, my God, Fez!
A tornado?

97
00:08:08,497 --> 00:08:12,129
This changes everything.
This could be our last night here on earth.

98
00:08:12,204 --> 00:08:15,199
Oh, no. I'm going to die a virgin.

99
00:08:18,884 --> 00:08:21,947
Not if I have anything
to say about it.

100
00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:25,120
You can talk all you want,
but there's a tornado coming.

101
00:08:26,766 --> 00:08:28,827
Fez, I mean, let's do it.

102
00:08:28,904 --> 00:08:33,004
It?

103
00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:36,074
"It" it?
All right.

104
00:08:40,361 --> 00:08:42,297
I'm going to need you.

105
00:08:44,636 --> 00:08:48,906
- Eric, you're here!
- Donna, look, I'm sorry I'm late.

106
00:08:48,977 --> 00:08:52,006
I really did want to pick you up before
the dance. So it's no big deal, really.

107
00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:54,212
No big deal?
It's a huge deal.

108
00:08:54,289 --> 00:08:59,094
I was in back filing records, and suddenly
everyone was gone, and I was stuck here alone.

109
00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:02,159
And you risked the tornado for me.

110
00:09:04,942 --> 00:09:07,208
Tornado?

111
00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:11,821
What tornado...

112
00:09:11,890 --> 00:09:14,521
could stop me from helping you?

113
00:09:16,666 --> 00:09:22,109
So, uh, tell me, um, is the tornado,
like, um... like, out there?

114
00:09:24,882 --> 00:09:27,011
Yeah. They say it's a biggie.

115
00:09:27,087 --> 00:09:30,322
- Oh.
- Eric, are you okay?

116
00:09:30,394 --> 00:09:32,489
Sure.

117
00:09:32,565 --> 00:09:35,230
Uh, it's just that now
that I know you're okay...

118
00:09:35,304 --> 00:09:37,934
I can finally start
worrying about me.

119
00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:43,748
And, see, the thing
about me is...

120
00:09:43,820 --> 00:09:45,881
I don't want to die.

121
00:09:53,974 --> 00:09:57,505
So, what to do?

122
00:10:00,019 --> 00:10:05,691
Let's see, there's you,
there's me, candlelight.

123
00:10:05,764 --> 00:10:07,757
You know, back in
the old days we would have...

124
00:10:07,835 --> 00:10:11,171
- We're not doing that.
- Uh-huh, yeah, yeah.

125
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:17,684
So quick to dismiss the thing
you once ached for.

126
00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:23,895
You mean, cheese sticks?

127
00:10:28,008 --> 00:10:30,069
If you want to call it that, sure.

128
00:10:37,828 --> 00:10:40,629
Gyrating.

129
00:10:40,701 --> 00:10:44,162
Ehh, twisting. Uh...

130
00:10:44,242 --> 00:10:47,305
Hips! You make me
feel like hips!

131
00:10:48,884 --> 00:10:52,084
Uh, time!
We win.

132
00:10:52,156 --> 00:10:56,257
I was dancing!

133
00:10:56,332 --> 00:11:00,032
"You make me feel like hips"?

134
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:05,208
It could have been a song.

135
00:11:05,284 --> 00:11:09,554
Is it hard to lose, Red?
'Cause you make it look so easy.

136
00:11:15,571 --> 00:11:17,598
You're in big trouble, bud.

137
00:11:17,675 --> 00:11:20,374
You should suspend me.

138
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,644
I need a vacation.

139
00:11:24,221 --> 00:11:27,192
A tornado's coming.
It's code red.

140
00:11:27,261 --> 00:11:31,064
You know what that means.
I think it's serious.

141
00:11:31,134 --> 00:11:35,097
A tornado?

142
00:11:35,176 --> 00:11:38,479
Deadly spirals of wind
really freak me out.

143
00:11:38,550 --> 00:11:42,011
- All right, Coach Girlie. Calm down.
- I can't die yet!

144
00:11:42,090 --> 00:11:45,552
There's so much
I haven't experienced.

145
00:11:45,631 --> 00:11:48,330
I bet I know one thing
you haven't experienced.

146
00:11:55,784 --> 00:11:58,950
Tornadoes get a bad rap, man.

147
00:11:59,024 --> 00:12:01,495
It's not like the Wizard of Oz.

148
00:12:01,562 --> 00:12:04,055
I mean, where are the midgets?

149
00:12:04,134 --> 00:12:07,403
I bet I could bench,
like, 10 midgets.

150
00:12:08,677 --> 00:12:11,147
Hey, look at all the stuff
you confiscated.

151
00:12:11,214 --> 00:12:14,209
Mine. Mine.

152
00:12:15,757 --> 00:12:18,558
Ooh, la, la.
Mine now.

153
00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:22,965
Why am I not Snow Queen?

154
00:12:23,038 --> 00:12:26,808
For the last two weeks,
I was nice to everybody.

155
00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:31,651
Well, maybe not the A.V. Club,
but I mean, come on.

156
00:12:31,723 --> 00:12:34,286
Jackie, you can't just
be nice for two weeks.

157
00:12:34,361 --> 00:12:39,326
You have to be nice all the time.
Or very handsome.

158
00:12:39,405 --> 00:12:42,400
Oh, my banana nose!

159
00:12:42,478 --> 00:12:46,042
Oh. I thought this
was gone forever.

160
00:12:46,118 --> 00:12:48,179
Ha. It's still funny!

161
00:12:50,092 --> 00:12:52,325
Maybe Donna was right.

162
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:55,665
Maybe being popular isn't as important
as being nice to people.

163
00:12:55,737 --> 00:13:00,941
I mean, I know that sounds wrong,
but anything's possible.

164
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:05,079
Hey, Jackie, whatever makes
you feel better about being a loser.

165
00:13:06,959 --> 00:13:10,524
Hey, watch the banana nose!

166
00:13:14,575 --> 00:13:18,413
Hey, Hyde, when this is all over,
you think we'll still be friends?

167
00:13:19,685 --> 00:13:24,787
Well, my head says no,
but my heart says no.

168
00:13:26,666 --> 00:13:29,331
So, no.

169
00:13:29,405 --> 00:13:32,137
I wonder what Donna and Forman
are doing right now.

170
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:37,051
This is the best tornado ever!

171
00:13:37,119 --> 00:13:41,993
I know! And who better to be stuck here with
than America's most beloved rock band...

172
00:13:42,063 --> 00:13:44,830
ladies and gentlemen, Aerosmith!

173
00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:51,406
Hey, as rock legends,
we've had some pretty good times.

174
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:54,886
But it doesn't get any better than this.
Hello, Wisconsin!

175
00:13:56,559 --> 00:14:00,226
Yeah, I dig this joint too.
Hello, Wisconsin.

176
00:14:01,235 --> 00:14:03,330
That was your Aerosmith?

177
00:14:03,406 --> 00:14:05,376
You're bad at that.

178
00:14:05,443 --> 00:14:09,884
Steven Tyler is way cooler,
and Joe Perry is so dreamy.

179
00:14:09,952 --> 00:14:12,446
God, you're bad at that!

180
00:14:12,524 --> 00:14:15,325
What? That was dead-on!
Right, guys?

181
00:14:17,734 --> 00:14:20,535
I bought it.

182
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,912
You, uh, really think
I'm dreamy?

183
00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:33,525
Whoa.

184
00:14:33,599 --> 00:14:37,274
The station manager's stuff
is way better than ours.

185
00:14:38,276 --> 00:14:41,339
Well, I lived my dream.
Let's go.

186
00:14:42,717 --> 00:14:45,746
Oh, wait. We can't just
leave Jackie here like that.

187
00:14:45,823 --> 00:14:47,884
You're right.

188
00:14:51,735 --> 00:14:53,932
Okay, we're good.

189
00:15:01,689 --> 00:15:06,393
Oh, Toto. Losing Snow Queen
has left me searching for guidance.

190
00:15:06,465 --> 00:15:08,833
Surely, the Wizard of Oz can help.

191
00:15:11,308 --> 00:15:16,011
Oh, well, Jackie, why'd you make me
the Scarecrow? He needs a brain.

192
00:15:16,084 --> 00:15:19,546
No. No, I made you
the Scarecrow...

193
00:15:19,624 --> 00:15:22,687
because you love chasing birds.

194
00:15:22,764 --> 00:15:24,996
- I do love chasing birds.
- Okay.

195
00:15:30,813 --> 00:15:34,514
Is this some kind of joke,
'cause I'm not laughing.

196
00:15:36,157 --> 00:15:38,822
Kelso's the Scarecrow?
Yeah.

197
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:49,581
Look, guys! I'm a bear.

198
00:15:52,791 --> 00:15:55,125
Fez, you're the Cowardly Lion.

199
00:15:56,197 --> 00:15:58,225
But I want to be a bear.

200
00:15:58,302 --> 00:16:02,036
- At least you got a brain.
- This sucks.

201
00:16:02,109 --> 00:16:04,273
Oh, will everyone just shut up?

202
00:16:04,347 --> 00:16:08,253
When it's your dream,
you can be whatever you want.

203
00:16:08,322 --> 00:16:10,986
I want to be a bear.

204
00:16:14,534 --> 00:16:16,834
Jackie, what the hell?

205
00:16:23,953 --> 00:16:27,393
She totally made you a witch.
That's so awesome!

206
00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:29,726
She made you a flying monkey.

207
00:16:29,798 --> 00:16:31,791
What?

208
00:16:33,439 --> 00:16:35,534
Oh, crap!

209
00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:37,546
- Let's kick her ass!
- Yeah.

210
00:16:42,189 --> 00:16:45,856
Miss Wizard, I'm confused.
I lost Snow Queen.

211
00:16:45,930 --> 00:16:48,800
And now I'm wondering
if titles and popularity...

212
00:16:48,869 --> 00:16:51,739
aren't as important
as being a good person.

213
00:16:51,808 --> 00:16:54,371
Well, how do you know
when you're a good person?

214
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:59,150
When everyone likes you, right?
When you're popular.

215
00:16:59,224 --> 00:17:02,287
- And how do you know when you're popular?
- Oh, my God!

216
00:17:02,363 --> 00:17:05,961
When you win titles like Snow Queen!

217
00:17:06,037 --> 00:17:10,034
Winning titles and being a good person
are the same thing.

218
00:17:10,111 --> 00:17:12,947
So you go after that title, child.

219
00:17:13,017 --> 00:17:16,252
Oh, I will, Miss Wizard.
I will.

220
00:17:16,325 --> 00:17:20,698
And remember, if someone calls
you shallow, they're just jealous.

221
00:17:20,766 --> 00:17:24,706
Just jealous. Jealous. Jealous.

222
00:17:31,822 --> 00:17:35,853
Ah, our own private stairwell.

223
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,925
This is exactly how I pictured
losing my virginity...

224
00:17:40,272 --> 00:17:43,767
except it was
on a bed of flowers...

225
00:17:43,846 --> 00:17:46,340
and there were two of you.

226
00:17:48,522 --> 00:17:53,555
Tornado passed through,
is heading to Illinois.

227
00:17:53,632 --> 00:17:56,433
Kiss my ass, Chicago!

228
00:17:58,709 --> 00:18:02,581
Oh, my God!
We're-We're safe.

229
00:18:02,650 --> 00:18:04,847
Sex just doesn't seem
important anymore.

230
00:18:04,921 --> 00:18:07,916
I... I disagree.

231
00:18:11,768 --> 00:18:14,433
And... And here's why.

232
00:18:14,507 --> 00:18:17,877
Let's go celebrate with everyone.

233
00:18:21,922 --> 00:18:24,860
Oh, you can make a tornado,
but you can't let me do it?

234
00:18:26,498 --> 00:18:29,493
No, you are not a just God!

235
00:18:31,207 --> 00:18:33,177
Okay.

236
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,772
No six.

237
00:18:35,850 --> 00:18:39,312
No six. And...

238
00:18:39,390 --> 00:18:42,054
six!

239
00:18:43,699 --> 00:18:46,899
- Look, Park Place.
- Ah, Park Place.

240
00:18:46,972 --> 00:18:51,072
- Pay up.
- I told you we shouldn't spend all our money on Marvin Gardens.

241
00:18:53,585 --> 00:18:58,459
Oh, and Baltic Avenue
was such a help.

242
00:18:59,664 --> 00:19:03,068
I bought that with my
beauty-contest winnings.

243
00:19:05,543 --> 00:19:08,709
Mmm. Poor Red, losing again.

244
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While we have this
large housing development...

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that I like to call Joanne Land.

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Where's Red Land?

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I'll tell you where it is.
It's right up your...

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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Shh.

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This just in. The National Weather
Service has canceled the tornado warning.

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And updating our top story,
a local teen is in critical condition...

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Oh, game over.
Call it a tie.

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A tie?
We had all the money.

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So? We had
the get-out-of-jail-free card.

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And you can't put
a price on freedom.

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Night, night.

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00:19:54,106 --> 00:19:57,443
Look, Jackie,
I know you're upset...

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and I don't know why
you're not Snow Queen.

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But I do know this:
I am Snow King.

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So that's pretty cool.

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Michael, I'm not upset.
I just had the best dream.

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And now I've got to
campaign for next year.

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Guys, how's my hair?

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- Yeah, it's fantastic.
- Wonderful. Wonderful.

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This was fun.
We haven't just hung out in, like, forever.

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Plus, you're, like, my hero. Most guys would
not risk a tornado for an ex-girlfriend.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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Yeah, well, I just wanted to kiss you...

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before you found out that I went to the dance,
forgot you and I didn't know about the tornado.

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Okay, this was swell.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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So, you forgot me?

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Okay, you're mad.

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Actually, no.

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I mean, if we were still dating,
I'd be super pissed.

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But we're not, so it's kind of funny.

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You know what?
Let me buy you a burger.

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I can't believe you totally
snaked a kiss under false pretenses.

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Yeah, I'm a little proud of that, yeah.

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Well, I'm a lock for next year.

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I introduced myself to everyone.

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And I know they liked me, 'cause
they laughed at everything I said.

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I mean, I even shook hands with that
nose-picking, chess-club guy.

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Ooh, I'd better wash up.

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- You ready?
- Yeah.