1 00:00:05,838 --> 00:00:08,240 Extra! Extra! Read all about it! 2 00:00:08,309 --> 00:00:11,645 "Skinny Dill-hole Talks Like an Idiot"? 3 00:00:11,717 --> 00:00:14,017 Yeah, yeah. I read it. 4 00:00:14,088 --> 00:00:19,292 No. Guess who was voted Point Place High's Most Eligible Viking? 5 00:00:19,365 --> 00:00:22,394 Tommy Larkin? 6 00:00:22,471 --> 00:00:25,068 Well, he is dreamy. 7 00:00:25,143 --> 00:00:30,609 No. Me, thank you very much. 8 00:00:30,688 --> 00:00:33,888 Congratulations, Eric. I guess this opens up a whole new world for you... 9 00:00:33,961 --> 00:00:36,899 one where you can actually date chicks. 10 00:00:38,403 --> 00:00:41,637 And don't think I haven't already thought of that, my friend. 11 00:00:52,431 --> 00:00:54,492 Bachelorina Number One... 12 00:00:54,568 --> 00:00:59,442 I've been diagnosed with a disease that makes me irresistible to women. 13 00:00:59,512 --> 00:01:04,477 If you were my doctor, what would you do to treat me? 14 00:01:05,958 --> 00:01:08,862 I'd order you to stay in bed for three weeks... 15 00:01:09,933 --> 00:01:12,700 with me. 16 00:01:12,772 --> 00:01:15,676 Uh-oh. I'm feeling better already. 17 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:18,975 - Bachelorina Number Two? - Well... 18 00:01:19,051 --> 00:01:23,321 I'd have you strip down for a complete physical. 19 00:01:23,393 --> 00:01:26,730 Well, then I guess we know... 20 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,736 what's up, Doc. 21 00:01:30,207 --> 00:01:32,507 Number Three? 22 00:01:32,578 --> 00:01:34,913 I'd write you a prescription for love... 23 00:01:34,983 --> 00:01:38,649 and tell you to take me three times a day. 24 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:42,356 Careful, I might O.D. 25 00:01:44,535 --> 00:01:46,471 Well, Eric... 26 00:01:49,713 --> 00:01:51,648 it's time to choose. 27 00:01:51,717 --> 00:01:55,247 Which one of these luscious, fawning chicks will it be? 28 00:01:56,425 --> 00:01:58,588 Gosh, they all sound so great. 29 00:01:58,664 --> 00:02:00,599 I can't decide. 30 00:02:00,668 --> 00:02:04,505 Well, that's okay. You're Point Place High's Most Eligible Viking. 31 00:02:04,575 --> 00:02:06,773 You can have them all! 32 00:02:06,847 --> 00:02:09,317 How tremendously fair! 33 00:02:09,385 --> 00:02:12,482 Kelso, tell Eric what he gets. 34 00:02:12,557 --> 00:02:16,361 Bachelorina Number One... 35 00:02:16,432 --> 00:02:19,336 is a hot cheerleader. 36 00:02:19,405 --> 00:02:23,573 Bachelorina Number Two is a hot cheerleader. 37 00:02:23,646 --> 00:02:26,277 Bachelorina Number Three is a hot gymnast... 38 00:02:26,352 --> 00:02:29,222 who used to be a hot cheerleader. 39 00:02:31,964 --> 00:02:33,900 Well, until next time... 40 00:02:33,968 --> 00:02:37,669 this is Eric's jealous friend Hyde saying, "I wish I was Eric Forman." 41 00:02:37,742 --> 00:02:39,735 So long! 42 00:02:47,662 --> 00:02:51,226 Forman, don't put me in your fantasies. I don't even like being in your real life. 43 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:57,043 You can put me in your fantasies. I don't mind. 44 00:02:58,616 --> 00:03:00,586 I don't have a lot going on. 45 00:03:39,565 --> 00:03:41,535 Oh, hey, Donna. 46 00:03:41,602 --> 00:03:44,905 Hey, um, did you see the school paper? 47 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:50,052 Oh, yeah. Field hockey team's going to state. Whoo-hoo! 48 00:03:52,758 --> 00:03:55,058 Uh-oh. Looks like someone doesn't wanna talk about... 49 00:03:55,130 --> 00:03:58,068 the new Most Eligible Viking. 50 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:03,104 Look, Donna, this whole, uh... 51 00:04:03,179 --> 00:04:05,912 "Most Eligible" thing has really taught me something. 52 00:04:05,985 --> 00:04:08,455 Um, I'm pretty. 53 00:04:11,228 --> 00:04:14,064 So, what do you say... 54 00:04:14,134 --> 00:04:17,072 like, we officially start dating other people? 55 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:19,372 Oh, I've been waiting for your permission. 56 00:04:20,647 --> 00:04:24,485 And can I stay out past 9:00, please, please? 57 00:04:24,555 --> 00:04:26,582 As long as you're gonna be cool when you see me with... 58 00:04:26,660 --> 00:04:29,962 one, two or seven of Point Place's juiciest tomatoes. 59 00:04:30,033 --> 00:04:32,526 It's just like old times... 60 00:04:32,604 --> 00:04:37,444 Eric and Donna talking about meaningless crap that affects only them. 61 00:04:37,514 --> 00:04:39,450 I've missed it so. 62 00:04:43,292 --> 00:04:45,285 I have missed it. 63 00:04:49,973 --> 00:04:51,966 I don't have a lot going on. 64 00:04:56,018 --> 00:04:58,648 Hey, look here. 65 00:04:58,724 --> 00:05:03,097 That '58 Corvette down at the used-car lot is still for sale. 66 00:05:03,165 --> 00:05:07,538 Oh, and look here. That diamond bracelet down at the mall is still for sale. 67 00:05:13,653 --> 00:05:15,886 Hey, Red, get this. 68 00:05:15,958 --> 00:05:20,558 A while back, I'm in my car crying, 'cause Midgie was gone... 69 00:05:20,633 --> 00:05:23,332 and I kept having to reach into the glove box for tissues. 70 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:25,433 Oh, that's dangerous. 71 00:05:25,510 --> 00:05:29,815 One time I had to blow my nose. Nearly hit that cockeyed girl down the street. 72 00:05:34,127 --> 00:05:36,826 I could've sworn she was lookin' right at me. 73 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:44,244 So I attached a box of tissues to the sun visor... 74 00:05:44,314 --> 00:05:48,756 sold the idea for a bundle, and voilà. 75 00:05:48,824 --> 00:05:51,819 The Weeper Keeper was born. 76 00:05:51,896 --> 00:05:55,357 Oh, God. Are you rich again? 77 00:05:55,436 --> 00:05:57,372 Yep. 78 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:01,107 I'm back to my I-can-buy-anything-I-want former self. 79 00:06:01,181 --> 00:06:04,210 Just picked up two sombreros and a case of Lik-m-aid. 80 00:06:06,024 --> 00:06:09,394 Where are you gonna wear a sombrero, Bob? 81 00:06:10,533 --> 00:06:14,668 Where won't I wear it? 82 00:06:15,944 --> 00:06:18,380 Okay, you guys, which one of these lucky ladies... 83 00:06:18,449 --> 00:06:22,982 gets to go out with Point Place High's Most Eligible Viking? 84 00:06:23,058 --> 00:06:27,396 Start with the gymnastics team, but go with the second string... 85 00:06:27,467 --> 00:06:29,768 just as limber and somethin' to prove. 86 00:06:33,546 --> 00:06:37,213 - How about her? - Yeah, I made out with her once. 87 00:06:37,287 --> 00:06:41,455 Okay, I don't want my tongue where Kelso's tongue has been. 88 00:06:41,528 --> 00:06:44,500 Oh, you better stay away from your mom then. 89 00:06:51,916 --> 00:06:53,909 I was kidding! 90 00:06:55,590 --> 00:06:58,961 - What about her? - Hey, I know her, man. 91 00:06:59,030 --> 00:07:01,364 She's not all there, if you know what I mean. 92 00:07:02,838 --> 00:07:06,641 - She's a space case, huh? - No, she's missing a toe. 93 00:07:12,156 --> 00:07:16,062 Oh, you guys. There's that girl Emily. Problem solved. 94 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:18,124 Excuse me, fellas. 95 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:23,608 - Hey, Emily. - Oh, hi, Eric. 96 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:26,880 - I saw your name in the paper. - God, that totally slipped my mind... 97 00:07:26,953 --> 00:07:30,016 although I think I have a copy right here. 98 00:07:32,330 --> 00:07:34,596 Look at him. 99 00:07:34,669 --> 00:07:37,971 Donna, you have to start dating, or you're gonna look pathetic. 100 00:07:38,042 --> 00:07:42,005 And I'm gonna look pathetic for being seen with you. 101 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:44,178 I know. I'll set you up. 102 00:07:44,254 --> 00:07:46,190 Uh-uh. Mm-mmm. 103 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:49,287 - Okay, if you don't wanna do this, just say so. - I don't wanna do it. 104 00:07:49,364 --> 00:07:52,165 Oh, you don't know what you want. 105 00:07:55,711 --> 00:07:57,704 Oh, my God. 106 00:07:58,783 --> 00:08:01,083 Oh, my God. 107 00:08:01,154 --> 00:08:06,187 Rhonda just said she has something special to share with me tomorrow night. 108 00:08:06,264 --> 00:08:08,997 It can only mean that we're going to do it! 109 00:08:11,441 --> 00:08:14,778 No, no, no. Listen to me. I need a place to do it... 110 00:08:14,849 --> 00:08:17,183 roomy and cheap. 111 00:08:18,422 --> 00:08:20,358 Just like my Rhonda. 112 00:08:21,361 --> 00:08:23,958 You can use the Fotohut, man. 113 00:08:24,034 --> 00:08:28,703 I'm always happy to lend it out for deflowering and bar mitzvahs. 114 00:08:30,579 --> 00:08:33,278 Thank you, Leo. 115 00:08:33,352 --> 00:08:36,985 Tomorrow night, Fez becomes a man. 116 00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:39,087 Oh, so it is a bar mitzvah. 117 00:08:48,348 --> 00:08:51,411 Well, Bob, thanks for insisting on coming along. 118 00:08:52,691 --> 00:08:55,993 So, Red, what's so special about this thing? 119 00:08:56,064 --> 00:08:58,865 It's barely got a trunk. Where do you put the groceries? 120 00:08:58,937 --> 00:09:02,637 This car isn't about groceries. 121 00:09:02,711 --> 00:09:05,273 It's about freedom. 122 00:09:05,349 --> 00:09:07,843 Speaking of freedom, they got free doughnuts. 123 00:09:35,710 --> 00:09:38,647 So long, dumb-ass! 124 00:09:42,557 --> 00:09:44,527 - Hey, Red. - Hey. Oh, yeah. 125 00:09:44,594 --> 00:09:47,589 Yeah, there's plenty of leg room in here. Oh. 126 00:09:47,668 --> 00:09:50,298 Glad you like it. I just bought it. 127 00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:55,916 You what? 128 00:09:55,984 --> 00:09:58,683 Yeah, I'm pickin' it up tomorrow. 129 00:09:58,756 --> 00:10:00,988 Sure hope that trunk will hold my sombreros. 130 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,957 Oh, is it my turn? 131 00:10:18,028 --> 00:10:21,729 Oh, funny, 'cause tonight is also my turn... Ah! To do it. 132 00:10:27,179 --> 00:10:30,345 Guess what, Eric? Donna has a date tonight too. 133 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:34,155 Yep, yep, yep. Mm-hmm. 134 00:10:34,227 --> 00:10:37,461 I set her up with Michael's older brother, Casey. 135 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:46,112 Oh, man, Donna's going out with Casey Kelso? 136 00:10:46,184 --> 00:10:50,056 Casey "What's the big deal? It's just a misdemeanor" Kelso? 137 00:10:52,463 --> 00:10:55,560 Man, that's gonna be the best bad date ever. 138 00:10:55,636 --> 00:10:57,766 Hey, we should hide in the trunk. 139 00:10:57,841 --> 00:11:00,836 Oh, like Sprytle and Chimchim! 140 00:11:02,249 --> 00:11:05,882 Oh, my God. I would pay to see that date. 141 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,450 Oh, uh... "So, Casey... 142 00:11:08,528 --> 00:11:11,022 what are your thoughts on feminism?" 143 00:11:11,101 --> 00:11:13,537 "Well, Donna, I think it can munch my butt." 144 00:11:13,605 --> 00:11:15,598 Oh. 145 00:11:19,818 --> 00:11:22,915 All right. Hey. My brother's not that bad, okay? 146 00:11:22,991 --> 00:11:25,690 He taught us lot of good, useful stuff about chicks... 147 00:11:25,764 --> 00:11:28,964 like, the bigger the boobs, the smaller the brain. 148 00:11:30,005 --> 00:11:32,772 That's a timeless truth. 149 00:11:32,844 --> 00:11:34,780 I'll tell you another timeless truth. 150 00:11:34,848 --> 00:11:36,841 I'm going to do it! 151 00:11:42,496 --> 00:11:46,334 I don't know why I let you set me up with Casey Kelso. 152 00:11:46,404 --> 00:11:50,174 From what I remember, he's, like, a Kelso. 153 00:11:50,245 --> 00:11:52,739 Ooh, he's here. 154 00:11:52,818 --> 00:11:56,086 Okay, come on. Try to look pretty. 155 00:11:56,157 --> 00:11:58,184 That's it? That's all I get is a honk? 156 00:11:58,261 --> 00:12:00,197 What kind of a jerk won't even come to the door? 157 00:12:09,350 --> 00:12:13,017 Oh, my God. Casey? 158 00:12:13,091 --> 00:12:15,084 Hey, Pinciotti. 159 00:12:16,197 --> 00:12:19,967 Man, you really grew into those legs. 160 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:26,414 Yeah. And you... Your arms seem bigger. 161 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,477 You... 162 00:12:30,259 --> 00:12:33,459 - So you ready to roll? - Roll? I'm ready. 163 00:12:34,534 --> 00:12:37,438 We're gonna roll. 164 00:12:46,090 --> 00:12:48,823 Fez, honey, what are you... 165 00:12:48,896 --> 00:12:51,093 Did you come for cake? 166 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:57,211 No, I... Do you have cake? 167 00:12:59,249 --> 00:13:04,191 No, no, no. I came... I came here because I have this... friend. 168 00:13:05,295 --> 00:13:07,789 Oh, really? 169 00:13:07,867 --> 00:13:09,803 What's his name? 170 00:13:12,109 --> 00:13:14,102 Name? Uh... 171 00:13:16,117 --> 00:13:18,553 Johnny... 172 00:13:20,826 --> 00:13:23,422 Table. 173 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:26,595 And what's Johnny Table's problem? 174 00:13:26,671 --> 00:13:31,408 Well, he and his girlfriend are about to do something very special for the first time. 175 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:34,008 You mean, they're going to engage in... 176 00:13:34,086 --> 00:13:36,079 Putt-putt. 177 00:13:39,496 --> 00:13:43,459 They are going... They're going to putt-putt. 178 00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:49,376 And-And-And she has putted around quite a bit. 179 00:13:50,652 --> 00:13:53,921 But-But he is a virgin, uh, putter... 180 00:13:53,992 --> 00:13:55,985 a-a virgin putter. 181 00:13:58,802 --> 00:14:02,902 - He has never putted. - I see. 182 00:14:02,977 --> 00:14:06,712 And my friend, uh... Ay. 183 00:14:06,785 --> 00:14:09,381 - Johnny Table? - Yes. 184 00:14:09,456 --> 00:14:12,553 Um, he cannot talk to Eric or Kelso or Hyde... 185 00:14:12,629 --> 00:14:14,565 because they make fun of me... 186 00:14:18,842 --> 00:14:22,076 him... Johnny... 187 00:14:23,651 --> 00:14:26,122 Table. 188 00:14:29,898 --> 00:14:32,494 So he's coming to you. 189 00:14:32,569 --> 00:14:38,411 Well, honey, you tell Johnny Table to be respectful... 190 00:14:38,481 --> 00:14:40,474 and wear a condom. 191 00:14:43,324 --> 00:14:46,626 - Thank you, Mrs. Forman. That's good advice. - Mm-hmm. 192 00:14:46,698 --> 00:14:50,763 - So, um, may I have my piece of cake now? - Mm-hmm. 193 00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:54,101 And one for Johnny Table. 194 00:14:56,517 --> 00:15:01,357 So when my dad saw that I had broken the TV with the bowling ball, I said... 195 00:15:01,427 --> 00:15:04,399 "You fix it, dumb-ass." 196 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,343 Ah, it shut him up. 197 00:15:10,411 --> 00:15:14,476 You know, Eric, I've had a crush on you for so long. 198 00:15:14,553 --> 00:15:17,525 Well, since the paper came out. 199 00:15:17,592 --> 00:15:21,088 Oh, right, the Most Eligible Viking. 200 00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:24,536 Well, that's just good reporting. 201 00:15:28,114 --> 00:15:30,243 I can't believe you're Kelso's brother. 202 00:15:30,318 --> 00:15:32,254 I mean, you're nothing like him. 203 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,258 'Cause he's, like... 204 00:15:34,326 --> 00:15:36,319 And you're all... 205 00:15:38,769 --> 00:15:40,762 - Hey, you want a cold one? - Okay. 206 00:15:44,513 --> 00:15:46,780 Thanks. 207 00:15:47,787 --> 00:15:50,053 This is fun. 208 00:15:50,124 --> 00:15:53,426 I've been spending, like, way too much time worrying about my mom and stuff. 209 00:15:53,497 --> 00:15:56,435 Hey, I learned something in the army. 210 00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:00,439 When things are tough... 211 00:16:00,511 --> 00:16:03,483 turn up the music and crack open another beer. 212 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:08,454 Yeah, you mean, like, things will eventually get better? 213 00:16:08,527 --> 00:16:11,499 I don't know about that. But if they don't, at least you'll have a beer. 214 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,012 Red, guess what? 215 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:22,852 I went down to pay for my Corvette, and some jerk-wad bought it out from under me. 216 00:16:22,923 --> 00:16:27,057 Oh. Well, that's a tough break, Bob. 217 00:16:27,132 --> 00:16:29,568 But you know what would make you feel better? 218 00:16:37,385 --> 00:16:39,720 A look at my new Corvette. 219 00:16:42,863 --> 00:16:45,733 Oh, my goodness, it's beautiful. 220 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,742 You bought my car? 221 00:16:50,813 --> 00:16:53,113 That doesn't make me feel better, Red. 222 00:16:53,184 --> 00:16:56,156 I'm sorry. Did I say make you feel better? 223 00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,489 I meant make me feel better. 224 00:17:02,736 --> 00:17:04,865 Leo, thanks for letting me use the Fotohut... 225 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,411 for my date with Rhonda. 226 00:17:07,479 --> 00:17:10,315 And when I say date, I mean... Do it! 227 00:17:13,524 --> 00:17:17,259 - Hi, Fez. - Rhonda, you look beautiful. 228 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:26,209 Well, I'll leave you two with the same advice my father gave me: 229 00:17:26,283 --> 00:17:28,219 "Get a job, dopehead." 230 00:17:32,997 --> 00:17:35,992 So, here we are. 231 00:17:37,171 --> 00:17:40,302 You know, Fez, I've been with a lot of guys. 232 00:17:42,215 --> 00:17:44,914 You're more special than any of them. 233 00:17:44,987 --> 00:17:48,255 Now, I've cleared a space right over here... 234 00:17:49,997 --> 00:17:53,732 And-And because I care about you and about us... 235 00:17:53,805 --> 00:17:55,741 I wanna wait. 236 00:18:03,057 --> 00:18:05,050 Wait? 237 00:18:06,664 --> 00:18:09,464 Rhonda, hear me now: Things are turning blue. 238 00:18:17,585 --> 00:18:20,786 But... But-But, Fez, I love ya. 239 00:18:20,859 --> 00:18:23,261 But... But! 240 00:18:24,499 --> 00:18:26,435 Oh, I love you too. 241 00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:30,139 - Really? - Yes, damn it. 242 00:18:32,983 --> 00:18:35,010 So, if you want to wait, we'll wait. 243 00:18:35,087 --> 00:18:37,752 Ah, come here, Cocoa Puff. 244 00:18:39,262 --> 00:18:41,756 Yeah, this is nice. 245 00:18:41,834 --> 00:18:44,897 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go sit in the snow. 246 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,822 So, anyway, I just turn to my dad and I say... 247 00:18:56,898 --> 00:19:00,234 "Yes, I am some sort of wiseass." 248 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,915 Well, shut him up. 249 00:19:05,982 --> 00:19:09,182 Anyway, this was fun. 250 00:19:09,255 --> 00:19:12,022 - Call me? - Okay. 251 00:19:12,095 --> 00:19:14,622 Hey, Emily! 252 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:18,002 - On the phone, silly. - All right. 253 00:19:21,446 --> 00:19:23,439 I am silly. 254 00:19:24,552 --> 00:19:27,615 Hey, Foreplay, is that you? 255 00:19:30,431 --> 00:19:33,232 "Foreplay." I forgot about that. 256 00:19:34,372 --> 00:19:37,606 - Come here, little guy. - Okay, all right. 257 00:19:37,679 --> 00:19:39,614 Okay, all right. Good to see you. 258 00:19:39,683 --> 00:19:42,085 Okay. Okay, all right. Okay. Okay. 259 00:19:46,163 --> 00:19:48,156 Man, you haven't changed a bit. 260 00:19:49,502 --> 00:19:52,201 You still got that haircut, huh? 261 00:19:54,512 --> 00:19:56,448 No. 262 00:19:58,353 --> 00:20:02,350 So, uh, they let you out of the army, huh? 263 00:20:02,428 --> 00:20:06,870 Yeah. It was kinda like they were always tryin' to tell me what to do. 264 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:10,272 Hey, uh, Pinciotti tells me... 265 00:20:10,344 --> 00:20:12,473 you and her used to go out, but you dumped her. 266 00:20:12,548 --> 00:20:16,488 Well, yeah. But it was kind of complicated with the ring. 267 00:20:16,556 --> 00:20:19,084 - And we talked, but she... - Yeah, it's a great story. 268 00:20:21,633 --> 00:20:25,073 - Anyhow, I'll see you around, Pinciotti. - Okay. 269 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,133 You too, Foreplay. 270 00:20:28,715 --> 00:20:30,708 Yeah, okay. 271 00:20:32,455 --> 00:20:34,448 Ooh, Casey Kelso, huh? 272 00:20:35,829 --> 00:20:37,890 Better luck next time. 273 00:20:37,966 --> 00:20:40,630 No, actually, I think I might go out with him again. 274 00:20:40,705 --> 00:20:42,971 Okay! 275 00:20:49,690 --> 00:20:51,683 What... 276 00:20:53,297 --> 00:20:55,290 Okay. 277 00:20:56,603 --> 00:21:00,977 But, um, I have just two words for you: 278 00:21:01,046 --> 00:21:02,982 Donna Kelso. 279 00:21:04,185 --> 00:21:06,121 See ya. 280 00:21:06,189 --> 00:21:09,993 What... No! But think of the children! 281 00:21:10,064 --> 00:21:12,763 Little redheaded morons. 282 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:19,142 They'd have to go to special schools. It'd be expensive. 283 00:21:25,627 --> 00:21:27,962 Donna and Casey? 284 00:21:33,410 --> 00:21:35,904 He's a Kelso! 285 00:21:41,159 --> 00:21:43,493 Behold, my friends. 286 00:21:43,563 --> 00:21:47,196 Your lovable foreign exchange student Fez has done it... 287 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:51,378 with a woman. 288 00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:57,081 Fine. I'm still a virgin! 289 00:21:59,128 --> 00:22:01,121 You forced it out of me. 290 00:22:01,199 --> 00:22:03,192 Stop looking at me!