1 00:00:04,824 --> 00:00:07,694 Guys, look what I got for Big Rhonda. 2 00:00:07,763 --> 00:00:11,328 Oh, it's so nice to have a girlfriend on Valentine's Day. 3 00:00:11,404 --> 00:00:15,742 Yeah, it definitely increases the chance of gettin' your fun stuff touched. 4 00:00:16,914 --> 00:00:19,613 Well, sorry, fun stuff. 5 00:00:20,990 --> 00:00:23,392 Looks like it's just you and me this year. 6 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:28,636 Unless... 7 00:00:28,705 --> 00:00:30,732 - Sorry, fun stuff. - Yeah. 8 00:00:32,079 --> 00:00:34,276 Oh, Rhonda's going to love these. 9 00:00:34,350 --> 00:00:37,322 I just have to not eat them until Valentine's Day. 10 00:00:37,389 --> 00:00:41,329 - But you love candy. - Some would say it's an unnatural love. 11 00:00:41,397 --> 00:00:45,531 Yes, I do love candy. But I love Rhonda more. 12 00:00:45,605 --> 00:00:48,441 Really? 'Cause there's three pieces missing. 13 00:00:49,814 --> 00:00:51,977 Fine. I love her the same. 14 00:00:53,288 --> 00:00:55,451 Hi, sweetie. How was work? 15 00:00:55,525 --> 00:00:57,961 I am so exhausted. 16 00:00:58,031 --> 00:01:01,026 Yeah, the commute from Austria must be a real bitch. 17 00:01:02,473 --> 00:01:05,377 A bus full of old people stopped by the Cheese Palace. 18 00:01:05,445 --> 00:01:10,251 And when they saw free samples, all hell broke loose. 19 00:01:12,025 --> 00:01:15,020 But the good news is I got paid! 20 00:01:15,098 --> 00:01:17,034 Oh, that's great. 21 00:01:17,102 --> 00:01:20,040 'Cause Valentine's Day's coming up, and I need you to give me money... 22 00:01:20,108 --> 00:01:24,173 and tell me whatever foo-foo crap gift you want to get. 23 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:26,812 Michael, I'm not doing that again. 24 00:01:26,888 --> 00:01:31,421 Last year I gave you money, and you bought a bag of plastic dinosaurs. 25 00:01:33,101 --> 00:01:35,571 For you! 26 00:01:35,639 --> 00:01:39,739 Look, you need to make some cash... 27 00:01:39,813 --> 00:01:41,942 and buy me something nice... 28 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:46,016 because I worked way too hard for my money, and you're not gettin' any. 29 00:01:46,093 --> 00:01:48,029 Oh, I smell like hickory. 30 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:51,829 Oh, this bites. 31 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:55,309 Hey, Fez, how's it going with not eating the candy? 32 00:01:55,378 --> 00:01:57,405 Fine, thank you. 33 00:02:40,402 --> 00:02:43,431 Oh, my God. Casey Kelso's here. 34 00:02:43,508 --> 00:02:47,812 What? Oh, my God. He is so fine. 35 00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:52,558 You know, if you marry Casey and I marry Michael... 36 00:02:52,626 --> 00:02:54,562 we'll be like sisters. 37 00:02:54,630 --> 00:02:57,864 Yea! Okay, go talk to him. 38 00:02:57,936 --> 00:03:02,571 - I don't know. - I want to go baby shopping with you. Now go! 39 00:03:02,646 --> 00:03:04,741 All right. Shut up. 40 00:03:14,970 --> 00:03:17,942 Oh, my God. Casey. 41 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,743 Hey, Pinciotti. How you been? 42 00:03:22,819 --> 00:03:24,755 Love the jeans. 43 00:03:24,823 --> 00:03:28,524 Really? They're blue. 44 00:03:28,598 --> 00:03:31,502 Um... 45 00:03:31,570 --> 00:03:34,872 so what have you, like, you know, been up to? 46 00:03:34,943 --> 00:03:38,280 I'm working part-time for the railroad. 47 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:41,050 They leave a lot of stuff unlocked. 48 00:03:41,123 --> 00:03:44,425 You need any Cheerios or rebar? 49 00:03:44,496 --> 00:03:47,195 - No, I'm good. Thanks. - Right on. 50 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:51,175 Well, listen, I'll give you a call sometime, but right now I gotta go see a guy. 51 00:03:51,243 --> 00:03:53,611 He's got a leather steering-wheel cover. 52 00:03:53,681 --> 00:03:55,947 Oh, yeah. For the Trans Am. 53 00:03:56,020 --> 00:03:59,983 Yeah. I was thinkin' about using my G.I. Bill for college... 54 00:04:00,061 --> 00:04:03,261 but, uh, Trans Ams just kick so much ass. 55 00:04:03,334 --> 00:04:06,306 I love the Trans Am! 56 00:04:06,373 --> 00:04:08,366 Everybody does. 57 00:04:08,444 --> 00:04:11,041 - See ya. - Okay, bye. 58 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:16,919 - He's gonna call me. - You gave him your number? 59 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:19,830 Of course I... didn't. Damn it! 60 00:04:19,900 --> 00:04:23,931 Oh, that's okay. Kelsos never call. 61 00:04:24,009 --> 00:04:25,978 They're like dogs. 62 00:04:26,046 --> 00:04:29,280 They're cute, but they can't work a phone. 63 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:34,352 Hey, Jackie. I thought about what you said... 64 00:04:34,429 --> 00:04:38,164 about making money so I can get you a Valentine's Day gift, right? 65 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:41,141 And then I realized that it'd mean a lot more... 66 00:04:41,210 --> 00:04:45,742 if I gave you something that I crafted with my own two loving hands. 67 00:04:52,132 --> 00:04:54,830 Oh, my God! It's horrible! 68 00:04:54,903 --> 00:04:57,773 No, it's an address rock. 69 00:04:57,842 --> 00:05:00,211 You put it on your lawn. 70 00:05:00,281 --> 00:05:02,513 Happy Valentine's Day, my love. 71 00:05:04,222 --> 00:05:07,217 Michael, a rock is not a romantic gift. 72 00:05:07,295 --> 00:05:09,822 And that's not even my address. 73 00:05:12,772 --> 00:05:14,935 That's my address. 74 00:05:16,113 --> 00:05:18,049 No, it isn't. 75 00:05:18,117 --> 00:05:20,781 That's my dad's address rock! 76 00:05:20,855 --> 00:05:22,985 No, it isn't! 77 00:05:28,404 --> 00:05:30,374 Hey, Dad. You want this? 78 00:05:30,441 --> 00:05:32,604 Thanks, Son. I love you. 79 00:05:40,862 --> 00:05:43,231 I'm sorry. What? 80 00:05:44,369 --> 00:05:47,364 I love you. I really do. 81 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:57,089 Yeah. 82 00:05:59,066 --> 00:06:01,002 Yeah. 83 00:06:07,082 --> 00:06:09,848 Donna! 84 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:12,892 What are you doing at my house? 85 00:06:12,959 --> 00:06:18,562 Nothing. I just thought I'd come by and see what you were up to. 86 00:06:19,940 --> 00:06:22,844 Oh, you're here to see Casey, aren't you? 87 00:06:22,912 --> 00:06:26,317 Casey, your lover's here! 88 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:30,190 You love my brother! You're gonna do it with... 89 00:06:30,261 --> 00:06:33,165 Ow! Mom! 90 00:06:33,234 --> 00:06:35,227 - Thank you. - No problem. 91 00:06:35,304 --> 00:06:37,240 Spaz face! 92 00:06:37,308 --> 00:06:39,244 - Hey, there. - Hey. 93 00:06:39,312 --> 00:06:44,118 Um, you were gonna call me, and I remember I never, like, gave you my number. 94 00:06:44,189 --> 00:06:47,025 So, anyway, here's my number. 95 00:06:47,095 --> 00:06:51,058 You know, I was gonna get that from you tomorrow night... when we go out. 96 00:06:51,136 --> 00:06:55,634 - We're going out? - Yeah. I'll pick you up at The Hub after school. 97 00:06:55,711 --> 00:06:57,647 I'll be in the Trans Am. 98 00:06:57,715 --> 00:07:00,619 I love the Trans Am! 99 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:03,717 Everybody does. 100 00:07:03,794 --> 00:07:06,322 Later, Pinciotti. 101 00:07:10,508 --> 00:07:12,501 Pinciotti. 102 00:07:20,127 --> 00:07:24,932 Mom, was Dad abducted by aliens and replaced by an identical creature programmed to love? 103 00:07:28,377 --> 00:07:32,477 Honey, this is breakfast. Don't ask me things. 104 00:07:35,558 --> 00:07:38,223 He told me he loved me. 105 00:07:44,843 --> 00:07:48,112 Your father? 106 00:07:48,183 --> 00:07:50,278 No! 107 00:07:50,354 --> 00:07:52,756 Yeah. 108 00:07:52,825 --> 00:07:56,265 I think I know what happened. 109 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:59,203 I gave your father an early Valentine's Day card... 110 00:07:59,272 --> 00:08:01,765 that said what a wonderful husband and father he is... 111 00:08:01,843 --> 00:08:04,781 and it rhymed, and maybe it touched him. 112 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:10,052 It didn't look like it touched him. He just... He got up and got a beer. 113 00:08:10,127 --> 00:08:13,759 But maybe deep down... 114 00:08:13,834 --> 00:08:17,831 deep, deep, deep down... 115 00:08:17,909 --> 00:08:20,039 something woke up. 116 00:08:20,114 --> 00:08:22,607 I am so glad he loves you. 117 00:08:24,723 --> 00:08:27,160 Yeah, but, Mom, this is weird. 118 00:08:27,228 --> 00:08:29,698 He's never said that. Ever. 119 00:08:29,766 --> 00:08:32,636 One time I saved him from getting hit by a lumber truck... 120 00:08:32,705 --> 00:08:36,304 and I think he was about to say it, but then he said... 121 00:08:36,380 --> 00:08:39,284 "Get in the car." 122 00:08:45,164 --> 00:08:48,603 But how am I supposed to handle this? 123 00:08:48,670 --> 00:08:50,606 You think I should say it back? 124 00:08:55,217 --> 00:08:57,346 He's gonna hit me. 125 00:08:57,422 --> 00:08:59,358 Maybe not. 126 00:09:07,475 --> 00:09:10,538 I can't believe that Jackie wants me to get a job. 127 00:09:10,614 --> 00:09:14,748 I mean, my plan has always been to coast through life on my good looks. 128 00:09:14,823 --> 00:09:18,524 I mean, look at me! It's like I was chiseled out of marble. 129 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,765 Okay, you guys, here goes. 130 00:09:22,839 --> 00:09:26,802 Dad, I love you. 131 00:09:28,517 --> 00:09:32,048 I love you, Pop. 132 00:09:33,093 --> 00:09:36,623 Poppy? Pappy? Daddy? No. 133 00:09:40,407 --> 00:09:44,040 Oh, I have to... I have to stop eating Rhonda's chocolates. 134 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:47,488 Oh, it's hopeless. 135 00:09:51,496 --> 00:09:56,165 Kelso, if you need to make some quick cash, just sell your blood. 136 00:09:56,239 --> 00:10:00,043 And you! You've had enough of this! 137 00:10:00,114 --> 00:10:02,949 No, I can stop anytime I want. 138 00:10:05,624 --> 00:10:07,560 I am not selling blood. 139 00:10:07,628 --> 00:10:12,070 There's no way that anything inside of my body is comin' out for cash. 140 00:10:12,138 --> 00:10:15,542 Well, that's too bad, Kelso, 'cause I hear there's this clinic in Madison... 141 00:10:15,611 --> 00:10:20,076 that'll pay you for your, um, manly donations. 142 00:10:21,790 --> 00:10:24,557 Manly donations? 143 00:10:24,629 --> 00:10:28,034 No way! They'll pay you for that? 144 00:10:28,103 --> 00:10:30,505 Well, I'll do that. I'm good at that. 145 00:10:38,590 --> 00:10:42,325 "Do you have any serious medical conditions?" 146 00:10:45,337 --> 00:10:48,275 Puked... after... 147 00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:52,977 Crunch Berry eating contest. 148 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:57,289 - You know what? I'll just finish that for you. - Thank you. 149 00:10:57,361 --> 00:11:00,994 Now, Mr. Chang... 150 00:11:02,505 --> 00:11:04,566 you'll be in room two. 151 00:11:04,642 --> 00:11:07,546 Some of our clients prefer a magazine. Would you like one? 152 00:11:07,615 --> 00:11:11,055 Nah. Farrah was on Carson last night. I should be good to go. 153 00:11:13,995 --> 00:11:18,868 Okay, so I was in the kitchen and Red came in, and I was gonna tell him I loved him. 154 00:11:18,937 --> 00:11:21,704 But, uh, then he said if my hair got any longer... 155 00:11:21,776 --> 00:11:25,375 he was gonna buy me a pair of boobs, so... 156 00:11:29,425 --> 00:11:31,725 Yeah, you're in a tough spot. 157 00:11:31,796 --> 00:11:36,795 But just know I'm here for you, 'cause... I love you. 158 00:11:39,278 --> 00:11:42,444 You know what would make Forman feel better? A piece of that candy. 159 00:11:42,518 --> 00:11:45,615 No, no, no. There's only nine left. I will guard them with my life. 160 00:11:45,691 --> 00:11:48,390 Hyde! Eric! 161 00:11:48,463 --> 00:11:50,399 Fez! 162 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:57,074 Easiest money I ever made. 163 00:11:57,148 --> 00:12:00,848 They paid me 50 bucks for my underpants navy. 164 00:12:08,136 --> 00:12:11,905 You mean your corduroy commandos? 165 00:12:11,976 --> 00:12:14,812 Yeah, your team from the inseam? 166 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:20,790 Your Battle-pants Galactica? 167 00:12:20,861 --> 00:12:24,801 - Battle-pants Galactica. Nice one. Wow. - It just came to me. Thank you. 168 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:27,272 Man, this job is the greatest. 169 00:12:27,341 --> 00:12:29,777 It combines all my interests, hobbies and skills... 170 00:12:29,846 --> 00:12:32,613 into one moneymaking endeavor. 171 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:36,591 I'm gonna get Jackie a sweet gift. Popcorn? 172 00:12:36,659 --> 00:12:38,994 - Dude! - Oh, forget it! 173 00:12:48,316 --> 00:12:51,379 All right, Kelso. Where the hell is your moron brother? 174 00:12:51,456 --> 00:12:55,055 He was supposed to meet me at The Hub, and he totally blew me off. 175 00:12:55,130 --> 00:12:57,692 Whoa. A Kelso blew you off? 176 00:12:59,405 --> 00:13:01,637 Oh, my God. What a shock. 177 00:13:01,709 --> 00:13:05,149 Oh, hey, Colonel Mustard called. He said get a clue. 178 00:13:10,427 --> 00:13:12,795 What is wrong with you Kelsos? 179 00:13:12,865 --> 00:13:16,168 Did all of you get dropped on your heads? 180 00:13:16,239 --> 00:13:19,109 You know, if you're mad at Casey, why don't you go yell at him? 181 00:13:19,178 --> 00:13:22,014 I'm too tired from working all day to argue. 182 00:13:29,265 --> 00:13:31,998 Oh, to be a working stiff. 183 00:13:38,683 --> 00:13:43,991 So, Red, you big, old softy. 184 00:13:47,134 --> 00:13:50,402 Did anything special happen yesterday? 185 00:13:50,474 --> 00:13:54,005 Special? Well, let's see. 186 00:13:54,081 --> 00:13:57,076 The dentist called with a cancellation, so I went in... 187 00:13:57,154 --> 00:14:00,992 and the sadistic son of a bitch found a cavity. 188 00:14:01,062 --> 00:14:03,589 The next thing I know, I'm hopped up on drugs... 189 00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,933 and he's taking a jackhammer to my jaw. 190 00:14:06,005 --> 00:14:08,908 I spent the rest of the day in a fog. 191 00:14:10,547 --> 00:14:12,710 Oh, no. 192 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:16,054 Oh, my God. You don't remember what you said to Eric? 193 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:19,791 Kitty, I don't even remember how I got home. 194 00:14:21,135 --> 00:14:23,105 All right, Dad. 195 00:14:23,173 --> 00:14:25,370 Look, I tried to figure out the right words... 196 00:14:25,444 --> 00:14:27,607 and then I realized I just gotta say it, so... 197 00:14:27,681 --> 00:14:30,551 - Wait, Eric... - Mom, please. 198 00:14:31,856 --> 00:14:33,792 Dad, I... 199 00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:38,234 Stop! 200 00:14:42,411 --> 00:14:48,083 He was drugged! 201 00:14:48,156 --> 00:14:51,856 Love you. 202 00:15:15,644 --> 00:15:18,115 Go to your room. 203 00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:34,211 Rhonda is going to be so disappointed. 204 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:38,311 All that remains is one lonely candy. 205 00:15:41,762 --> 00:15:43,698 Look! 206 00:15:45,369 --> 00:15:47,703 More candies! 207 00:15:47,774 --> 00:15:50,746 It's a Valentine's Day miracle! 208 00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:56,357 Oh, candy... 209 00:15:56,424 --> 00:15:58,553 you've got me under your spell! 210 00:15:59,898 --> 00:16:04,067 Jackie, I couldn't wait till Valentine's Day. 211 00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:06,337 So... here. 212 00:16:08,715 --> 00:16:14,057 Oh, my God, Michael! These earrings are gorgeous! 213 00:16:14,127 --> 00:16:16,324 Big day at the office? 214 00:16:22,276 --> 00:16:24,508 Yeah, I worked a double shift. 215 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:31,292 Wai-Wait. You got a job? 216 00:16:31,361 --> 00:16:35,324 Michael, I am so proud of you. 217 00:16:35,402 --> 00:16:38,465 Well, now, if it wasn't for you pushing me... 218 00:16:38,542 --> 00:16:40,774 I would've never realized how good it feels... 219 00:16:40,846 --> 00:16:44,115 to roll up my sleeves, get a little sweaty and earn some cash. 220 00:16:44,187 --> 00:16:47,921 Oh, this is so exciting! 221 00:16:47,995 --> 00:16:50,761 I can't wait to come visit you at work. 222 00:16:52,603 --> 00:16:54,835 That'll speed things up. 223 00:16:56,211 --> 00:16:58,773 What's he talking about? 224 00:16:58,849 --> 00:17:01,320 Oh. 225 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:04,758 I've been selling my love nectar. 226 00:17:07,466 --> 00:17:10,267 What? 227 00:17:10,339 --> 00:17:13,402 Michael, you can't do that. You're hot. 228 00:17:13,478 --> 00:17:16,644 Women are gonna want to take your little Kelsos home. 229 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:21,226 My God, she's right. 230 00:17:21,294 --> 00:17:24,926 Think about it... a world full of Kelsos. 231 00:17:26,805 --> 00:17:30,575 Libraries will fall into disrepair. 232 00:17:30,646 --> 00:17:34,347 There'll be feathered hair as far as the eye can see. 233 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:38,758 We'll have to put padding on every sharp corner! 234 00:17:38,829 --> 00:17:43,771 Hey, those sharp corners can be hazardous, man. 235 00:17:43,839 --> 00:17:47,870 I mean, come on. It's 1978! Things should be round by now! 236 00:17:51,721 --> 00:17:56,754 Hey! Hey, Casey! 237 00:17:56,831 --> 00:17:58,767 Hey, Pinciotti. 238 00:17:58,835 --> 00:18:03,470 What the hell happened to you? I was waiting at The Hub? 239 00:18:03,545 --> 00:18:06,483 Oh, man. 240 00:18:06,551 --> 00:18:10,582 See, the thing is, when I went to go pick up the steering-wheel cover... 241 00:18:10,659 --> 00:18:15,101 the Trans Am was running kind of rough, so I thought I'd rebuild the carburetor. 242 00:18:15,169 --> 00:18:18,733 But I was waiting at The Hub. 243 00:18:18,809 --> 00:18:23,615 Well, you want a smooth ride, don't you? 244 00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:28,059 I just think that if you say you're gonna be someplace... 245 00:18:28,128 --> 00:18:30,064 that you should be there. 246 00:18:31,301 --> 00:18:33,601 Aw, man, I guess I flaked. 247 00:18:33,672 --> 00:18:38,980 I've just got this thing where a lot of times I don't show up. 248 00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:41,714 I don't know what to do about it. 249 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,282 How about showing up? 250 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:47,855 I guess I could give that a shot. 251 00:18:49,437 --> 00:18:51,703 So this will never happen again? 252 00:18:51,774 --> 00:18:54,177 No, I'm pretty sure it'll happen again. 253 00:18:54,247 --> 00:18:57,811 But we'll light that firecracker when we come to it. 254 00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:01,956 Fair enough. 255 00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:10,740 I can't believe this. When I got here, I was so mad at you... 256 00:19:10,812 --> 00:19:13,010 and I already totally forgave you. 257 00:19:13,084 --> 00:19:15,418 Yeah. Everybody does. 258 00:19:19,163 --> 00:19:23,194 I'm sorry, miss, but I can't give it to you. 259 00:19:23,271 --> 00:19:27,439 The donor himself is the only one who has legal rights over the specimen. 260 00:19:27,513 --> 00:19:29,881 Fine! 261 00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:33,049 Michael, you get them! 262 00:19:33,124 --> 00:19:37,588 You're the only one who has rights over your "special men." 263 00:19:40,005 --> 00:19:44,275 Jackie, what do you care what I do with my special men? 264 00:19:44,347 --> 00:19:49,346 Specimen. I said, specimen. 265 00:19:49,423 --> 00:19:53,295 I care because if there are gonna be any little Kelso babies... 266 00:19:53,365 --> 00:19:55,335 well, I want them to be ours. 267 00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:59,706 Oh. You want to have my children? 268 00:19:59,777 --> 00:20:02,248 Well, yeah. 269 00:20:02,316 --> 00:20:06,222 I mean, if you get rich and don't lose your hair. Because I love you. 270 00:20:08,128 --> 00:20:10,257 I love you too. 271 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:16,374 You can't do that here. 272 00:20:16,444 --> 00:20:20,316 Oh, she's right. We'll be in room two. 273 00:20:28,234 --> 00:20:31,365 - Dad? - Oh, crap. 274 00:20:31,441 --> 00:20:34,277 I was hoping that you wouldn't find me back here. 275 00:20:34,347 --> 00:20:36,840 Well, that's a good icebreaker. 276 00:20:36,918 --> 00:20:39,355 Look, um... 277 00:20:39,423 --> 00:20:42,988 about the... "love" incident... 278 00:20:43,064 --> 00:20:46,935 All right. Stop right there. 279 00:20:47,005 --> 00:20:51,673 There are only a few times in life when it's acceptable for a man to use that phrase... 280 00:20:51,748 --> 00:20:55,381 when he's drunk, when he's dying... 281 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:59,555 or when he's in big trouble and that's the only way out. 282 00:20:59,630 --> 00:21:02,602 Which usually means he's drunk. 283 00:21:02,669 --> 00:21:04,639 So, other than that... 284 00:21:04,707 --> 00:21:08,374 Other than that, it's just a given. 285 00:21:10,819 --> 00:21:15,386 Oh. Hey, you just kind of told me... 286 00:21:15,462 --> 00:21:18,434 No, I didn't. 287 00:21:18,501 --> 00:21:21,234 Yes, you did. 288 00:21:21,307 --> 00:21:24,040 Well, I'm drunk. 289 00:21:24,113 --> 00:21:26,983 Clearly I'm drunk. 290 00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:30,183 Daddy, be my valentine. 291 00:21:31,561 --> 00:21:34,328 Do I have to hit you? Go to your room. 292 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,393 All right. 293 00:21:41,347 --> 00:21:45,845 Good news. My boys are back in friendly hands. 294 00:21:45,922 --> 00:21:49,794 Ironically, that's just where they started their journey. 295 00:21:49,864 --> 00:21:54,272 That's a shame, Kelso. It's the one job I knew you could've been a success at. 296 00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:55,968 Thanks, Hyde. 297 00:21:56,043 --> 00:21:59,447 Kelso, get that nasty bag of genetics out of my basement. 298 00:21:59,517 --> 00:22:03,423 This bag? 299 00:22:03,491 --> 00:22:06,486 Burn! It's just a big bag of candy. 300 00:22:06,564 --> 00:22:09,468 Candy? What kind of candy?