1 00:00:09,992 --> 00:00:12,019 Jackie, you clocked out half an hour ago. 2 00:00:12,096 --> 00:00:14,032 Did you come back to tell me something? 3 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:17,038 Because I feel the same way. 4 00:00:17,106 --> 00:00:21,480 I was waiting outside for Michael to pick me up, but the idiot never showed. 5 00:00:21,548 --> 00:00:23,984 That's the third time this week. 6 00:00:24,053 --> 00:00:26,991 Three strikes and he's out, according to the rules of baseball... 7 00:00:27,059 --> 00:00:28,995 and love. 8 00:00:30,867 --> 00:00:34,432 Actually, it's four strikes, if you count the time he showed up late... 9 00:00:34,508 --> 00:00:37,844 'cause he had to see how The Jetsons ended. 10 00:00:37,914 --> 00:00:41,718 Man, first he goes behind your back and takes that modeling job... 11 00:00:41,789 --> 00:00:44,625 and now this whole Jetsons thing? 12 00:00:44,695 --> 00:00:48,031 No futuristic cartoon could ever keep me from you. 13 00:00:48,101 --> 00:00:50,572 I just don't know what's happening to us. 14 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,544 Okay. Jackie, you need to cheer up. 15 00:00:53,612 --> 00:00:57,073 And the first step to cheering up is giving Todd a hug. 16 00:01:06,739 --> 00:01:09,768 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 17 00:01:09,845 --> 00:01:14,981 I am so glad I went shopping today! 18 00:01:55,503 --> 00:01:57,530 - What do I do? - Run like the wind! 19 00:01:59,176 --> 00:02:01,112 Eric! 20 00:02:02,216 --> 00:02:05,154 Did you get a haircut? 'Cause I love it. 21 00:02:05,222 --> 00:02:07,853 You look just like Parker Stevenson. 22 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:10,831 Really? 'Cause I told the guy that he should... No, no, no! 23 00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:14,863 That's not gonna work, tramp-face. 24 00:02:14,941 --> 00:02:17,936 I saw tongue. 25 00:02:18,014 --> 00:02:23,082 Okay, Eric, I know you and I don't have the best relationship. 26 00:02:23,157 --> 00:02:26,255 - You mean, I hate you, and you hate me. - Right. 27 00:02:26,331 --> 00:02:32,276 So, let's turn over a new leaf by you never telling Michael what you think you just saw. 28 00:02:33,812 --> 00:02:36,750 Hmm. 29 00:02:36,818 --> 00:02:42,262 Or I could just torture you with this information until I'm bored. 30 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:45,461 - Eric! - Okay, you know what? I'll make you a deal. 31 00:02:45,536 --> 00:02:48,029 You can buy two guaranteed hours of silence... 32 00:02:48,107 --> 00:02:52,412 by carving this wheel of cheddar into a handsome likeness of me. 33 00:02:52,483 --> 00:02:55,079 And... go. 34 00:02:58,862 --> 00:03:01,925 - Red, dinner's ready. - Five more minutes, Kitty. 35 00:03:02,002 --> 00:03:05,407 A bunch of birds threw a "crap on my Corvette" party. 36 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:09,746 If I don't get it off, the paint will oxidize. Oxidize! 37 00:03:11,455 --> 00:03:13,482 Why don't you just put the car in the garage? 38 00:03:19,471 --> 00:03:25,438 Because if I put the car in the garage, I can't see it from the dinner table! 39 00:03:25,516 --> 00:03:30,788 Kitty, don't give advice about things you don't understand! 40 00:03:33,197 --> 00:03:36,728 Okay. I'm the crazy one. 41 00:03:41,147 --> 00:03:45,053 Well, um, let's just go ahead and eat. 42 00:03:46,157 --> 00:03:48,526 Oh, we're not doing that yet? 43 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:53,765 You know, ever since Red got his new car, he can barely tear himself away from it. 44 00:03:53,839 --> 00:03:57,244 You better watch out, Kitty, or you're gonna end up a Corvette widow. 45 00:03:57,313 --> 00:04:00,308 Oh, no, he loves that car. He deserves it. 46 00:04:00,386 --> 00:04:02,879 The last treat he bought himself was a pellet gun... 47 00:04:02,957 --> 00:04:06,954 to shoot the chipmunks that were stealing our tomatoes. 48 00:04:07,032 --> 00:04:11,633 And I had to throw that away, because it was giving him war nightmares. 49 00:04:11,708 --> 00:04:13,644 I'm glad you threw it out. 50 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:16,309 That thing hurt. 51 00:04:16,384 --> 00:04:18,547 Kitty, I know what I'm talking about. 52 00:04:18,622 --> 00:04:22,687 As soon as my ex-husband got a boat, it was like he forgot I even existed. 53 00:04:22,764 --> 00:04:24,700 So I divorced him, took the boat... 54 00:04:24,768 --> 00:04:28,264 and spent a vigorous three-day weekend on it with the harbormaster. 55 00:04:32,383 --> 00:04:35,446 I don't... I don't think that's kitchen talk. 56 00:04:41,468 --> 00:04:44,098 Okay, okay. 57 00:04:44,173 --> 00:04:49,206 I saw Jackie... making out with the guy from the cheese shop! 58 00:04:50,886 --> 00:04:53,118 The little dude! 59 00:04:53,191 --> 00:04:55,127 No way! 60 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:58,600 Yup. But you're the only one I told, so don't say a word to anyone. 61 00:04:58,669 --> 00:05:01,698 Okay, my little Secret Squirrel? 62 00:05:03,412 --> 00:05:06,178 My lips are sealed. 63 00:05:06,251 --> 00:05:08,778 Good. 'Cause I knew I could count on you. 64 00:05:08,856 --> 00:05:11,760 You always can. 65 00:05:11,828 --> 00:05:14,891 Think about it. We hold information... 66 00:05:14,968 --> 00:05:18,305 that could crush the very heart and soul of one of our best friends. 67 00:05:19,878 --> 00:05:23,112 I live for days like this! 68 00:05:23,184 --> 00:05:26,419 Oh, but just remember, you're the only one I told. 69 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:30,889 Your secret's safe with me. 70 00:05:38,248 --> 00:05:40,514 Well, you missed a nice dinner. 71 00:05:40,586 --> 00:05:42,988 Joanne said the funniest thing. 72 00:05:43,057 --> 00:05:45,722 She said I was gonna end up a Corvette widow. 73 00:05:48,268 --> 00:05:50,500 Isn't that a kick? 74 00:05:50,572 --> 00:05:54,067 Oh, Kitty, I wouldn't leave you for the car. 75 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:56,173 Who'd make dinner? 76 00:05:59,357 --> 00:06:01,850 Oh, no. 77 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:05,834 I think it's the time to prove Joanne wrong. 78 00:06:07,273 --> 00:06:10,939 How are you gonna prove Joanne wrong? 79 00:06:11,013 --> 00:06:16,217 What surprising and thoughtful deed are you gonna do to prove Joanne wrong? 80 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:21,757 I'm gonna prove Joanne wrong by... 81 00:06:21,835 --> 00:06:23,771 taking you out... 82 00:06:25,409 --> 00:06:29,007 on a... special date... 83 00:06:29,082 --> 00:06:31,713 soon. 84 00:06:31,788 --> 00:06:34,487 - Tomorrow. - Good answer! 85 00:06:38,268 --> 00:06:41,900 Oh, hey, guys. It's Kelso's loyal girlfriend, Jackie. 86 00:06:43,745 --> 00:06:46,581 Hi, Jackie! 87 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,751 Okay, I'm not here to stay. I just came to get Michael. Come on. 88 00:06:50,826 --> 00:06:53,525 Oh, no, stay. We're just gonna hang out and fool around. 89 00:06:53,598 --> 00:06:55,932 We all know how much you like to... 90 00:06:57,940 --> 00:06:59,876 fool around. 91 00:07:01,146 --> 00:07:03,276 Okay, Michael, come on. Let's go to The Hub. 92 00:07:03,351 --> 00:07:06,551 No, I want to stay here and fool around! 93 00:07:06,624 --> 00:07:10,154 So, hey, Jackie, how's it going down at the cheese shop? 94 00:07:10,231 --> 00:07:13,363 You must be so tired from giving it away at the mall. 95 00:07:17,379 --> 00:07:20,317 - What are you laughing at? - I don't know. What are you laughing at? 96 00:07:20,385 --> 00:07:22,321 I don't know. 97 00:07:22,389 --> 00:07:24,951 - What are you laughing at? - I don't know. 98 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:27,897 What are you laughing at? 99 00:07:29,136 --> 00:07:31,573 I really don't know. 100 00:07:31,641 --> 00:07:34,442 - Come on, Michael. Let's go! - No, let's stay. 101 00:07:34,514 --> 00:07:36,450 We could play Monopoly! 102 00:07:36,518 --> 00:07:40,982 Oh, but that wouldn't be much fun, since we all know that... Jackie cheats. 103 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:44,098 I do not! 104 00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:47,161 Oh, you do cheat. We've all caught you. 105 00:07:50,946 --> 00:07:53,850 Red, this is supposed to be our special date. 106 00:07:53,919 --> 00:07:56,982 There is nothing special about an auto show! 107 00:08:01,166 --> 00:08:06,804 Oh, no? How 'bout it's special 'cause you're the only woman here. 108 00:08:08,648 --> 00:08:10,709 You're the queen of the auto show! 109 00:08:10,786 --> 00:08:14,590 - Lord, grant me the serenity to accept... - Oh, come on, Kitty. 110 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:16,596 It'll be fun. 111 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:19,932 You're always saying how we should share each other's interests. 112 00:08:20,004 --> 00:08:24,469 I only said that to get you to go to the Figurine Festival. 113 00:08:27,586 --> 00:08:32,722 Okay, I do. I want us to share our interests, so... I'll start. 114 00:08:32,796 --> 00:08:34,732 Teach me about cars. 115 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,736 I'm excited! 116 00:08:36,804 --> 00:08:38,740 That's my girl. 117 00:08:38,808 --> 00:08:41,074 Holy crap! 118 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:43,515 Look at the paint job on that T-bird. 119 00:08:43,585 --> 00:08:46,284 Wait here. I'll be right back. 120 00:08:46,357 --> 00:08:48,327 Wait, wait. Wait here? 121 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:52,802 Well, someone's gotta guard the car. Who better than the queen? 122 00:08:57,780 --> 00:08:59,807 Not on the bumper! 123 00:09:04,694 --> 00:09:07,187 Oh, Jackie, great. Just the person I was looking for. 124 00:09:07,266 --> 00:09:12,766 Look, I've got this... itch right above my shoulder. 125 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:14,779 Be a good girl. 126 00:09:17,319 --> 00:09:20,017 Give... Give a little scratch. 127 00:09:20,091 --> 00:09:22,722 Eric, I came here to talk to you about what happened yesterday. 128 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:27,738 Okay, but I can't hear you if you're not scratchin'. 129 00:09:34,387 --> 00:09:36,619 Yeah! 130 00:09:36,691 --> 00:09:40,825 Things between me and Michael have been weird lately... 131 00:09:40,899 --> 00:09:46,171 and when Todd kissed me, I guess I just gave in 'cause I felt vulnerable. 132 00:09:46,244 --> 00:09:48,271 But I made a terrible mistake. 133 00:09:48,348 --> 00:09:51,843 And I was hoping you'd show me some compassion. 134 00:09:51,921 --> 00:09:55,952 Compassion. Wait, is that the feeling you get when someone just shined your shoes? 135 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:01,833 Because if so, you are in luck. 136 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:06,245 And... go. 137 00:10:08,788 --> 00:10:10,781 You know what? 138 00:10:10,859 --> 00:10:12,795 I don't think so. 139 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:15,060 See, I may have kissed Todd... 140 00:10:15,134 --> 00:10:17,970 but you knew about it all along and didn't tell Michael. 141 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,135 And that is way worse than what I did. 142 00:10:22,249 --> 00:10:24,184 Wait, what? 143 00:10:24,253 --> 00:10:27,521 Yeah. See, girlfriends are supposed to lie. 144 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:30,690 That's what we do. 145 00:10:30,765 --> 00:10:35,206 But best friends are supposed to be loyal, and you weren't. 146 00:10:35,275 --> 00:10:38,941 So guess what? You're screwed, 'cause I'm telling Michael everything! 147 00:10:41,186 --> 00:10:44,421 - You wouldn't. - Oh, I so would! 148 00:10:44,493 --> 00:10:46,223 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah! 149 00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:48,426 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah! 150 00:10:48,501 --> 00:10:50,733 Well... Well, this certainly blew up in my face! 151 00:10:58,987 --> 00:11:03,189 When I tell Michael what you did, he's gonna forget all about what I did. 152 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:06,029 Unless I get to him first. 153 00:11:06,101 --> 00:11:08,299 You wouldn't. 154 00:11:08,373 --> 00:11:12,039 Well, to quote a certain manager-kissing cheese maiden I know... 155 00:11:12,113 --> 00:11:14,516 "I so would!" 156 00:11:17,358 --> 00:11:19,760 And... go! 157 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:45,038 - Not here! - Damn it! 158 00:11:46,249 --> 00:11:48,913 Okay, Todd, like, I know we kissed... 159 00:11:48,987 --> 00:11:52,427 and it was probably, like, the best kiss you'll ever have. 160 00:11:52,495 --> 00:11:55,331 But it didn't mean anything, and nothing's gonna come of it. 161 00:11:55,401 --> 00:11:57,496 So you're gonna have to get over me. Oh, you know what? 162 00:11:57,571 --> 00:11:59,734 Please don't fire me, because I really need this job. 163 00:11:59,809 --> 00:12:01,745 Okay? Great. See you tomorrow! 164 00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:11,423 Look, Kelso, I am so sorry! 165 00:12:11,499 --> 00:12:13,901 - Get out of my way. - Wait, Michael! 166 00:12:17,711 --> 00:12:20,581 Great. He hates me, right? 167 00:12:20,651 --> 00:12:22,985 No. He hates me. 168 00:12:24,057 --> 00:12:26,220 We didn't even talk about you. 169 00:12:26,296 --> 00:12:29,564 I mean, I told him about the kiss, and he just stormed off. 170 00:12:29,635 --> 00:12:31,571 I couldn't even tell him I'm sorry. 171 00:12:33,877 --> 00:12:38,342 Okay, well... I'm not going to feel sorry for you, so... 172 00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:44,229 Yeah. I mean, y-you can't make me. 173 00:12:44,298 --> 00:12:47,235 I just love him so much. 174 00:12:50,076 --> 00:12:52,012 Oh, God. 175 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:55,645 Okay, look. Jackie. 176 00:12:55,721 --> 00:12:58,420 I-It's just one kiss, right? 177 00:12:58,493 --> 00:13:00,429 That's not so bad. 178 00:13:00,497 --> 00:13:05,769 Just tell Kelso what you told me about, you know, how you felt vulnerable and stuff. 179 00:13:05,841 --> 00:13:08,813 Now he doesn't even want to see me. 180 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:12,216 So, you know what? 181 00:13:12,288 --> 00:13:14,918 We'll go hang out in my basement and wait for him to come by. 182 00:13:14,992 --> 00:13:18,864 He left his bouncy ball there, so, you know, he's bound to be by sometime. 183 00:13:21,306 --> 00:13:23,242 You'd do that for me? 184 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,283 As long as you promise not to rat me out. 185 00:13:28,787 --> 00:13:30,984 Deal. 186 00:13:31,058 --> 00:13:33,256 So, friends? 187 00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:36,393 As long as you promise not to tell people we're friends. 188 00:13:42,915 --> 00:13:45,044 You guys are never gonna believe this. 189 00:13:46,121 --> 00:13:48,718 Jackie cheated on me. 190 00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:51,025 With the cheese guy! 191 00:13:54,372 --> 00:13:56,968 No! 192 00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:02,247 Yeah. I was just as shocked as you are. 193 00:14:02,321 --> 00:14:06,421 Well, thank God all she did was kiss him. 194 00:14:06,496 --> 00:14:09,092 Yeah. 195 00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:12,971 Wait. How do you know all she did was kiss him? 196 00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:17,314 Kiss? 197 00:14:17,384 --> 00:14:20,584 Gee, I... I didn't say "kiss." 198 00:14:20,657 --> 00:14:22,650 Don't make fun of my accent. 199 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:28,604 That cheese guy's lucky he's a little fella, or I'd kick his ass. 200 00:14:28,673 --> 00:14:31,839 Just, boom! Right in the ass! 201 00:14:33,082 --> 00:14:36,145 Hey, man, you gotta kick his ass. 202 00:14:36,221 --> 00:14:38,157 Like, on Fantasy Island... 203 00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:42,724 if Tattoo took one of Mr. Roarke's women up to his little tower and put it to her... 204 00:14:42,801 --> 00:14:46,171 Roarke would slap that little dude like a drunk Southern widow! 205 00:14:47,644 --> 00:14:50,241 Then he'd hit him off with some vicious voodoo. 206 00:14:51,819 --> 00:14:54,416 Voodoo on Tattoo. 207 00:14:54,492 --> 00:14:57,623 Voodoo. Tattoo. 208 00:14:57,698 --> 00:14:59,634 Peekaboo. 209 00:14:59,702 --> 00:15:02,229 Honeydew. Kung fu. 210 00:15:02,307 --> 00:15:04,243 Koo-koo-ka-choo. 211 00:15:06,983 --> 00:15:08,919 I'm done. 212 00:15:16,836 --> 00:15:18,897 Well, look who's finally back. 213 00:15:20,677 --> 00:15:24,981 While you were gone, some guy came by to compliment me on my headlights. 214 00:15:27,324 --> 00:15:31,024 Pretty sure he wasn't talkin' about the car! 215 00:15:32,534 --> 00:15:34,470 I got us funnel cakes! 216 00:15:35,674 --> 00:15:37,735 It's like a second honeymoon. 217 00:15:39,315 --> 00:15:42,913 Kitty, not in the car. 218 00:15:47,063 --> 00:15:49,033 Hey, nice Vette. 219 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:51,229 You should come see the custom job I did on mine. 220 00:15:51,305 --> 00:15:53,241 Cost me three grand and a marriage. 221 00:15:53,309 --> 00:15:56,907 - Three grand? - And a marriage! 222 00:15:58,286 --> 00:16:00,552 I'll only be a minute, Kitty. 223 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,347 What are you lookin' at, gearhead? 224 00:16:29,315 --> 00:16:31,683 Your ass is mine, cheese puff! 225 00:16:31,752 --> 00:16:34,280 How did you know my nickname? 226 00:16:34,358 --> 00:16:36,487 Wait, your nickname's cheese puff? 227 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,362 Stay focused. Kick his ass! 228 00:16:40,437 --> 00:16:42,634 Yeah, right. Good. Yeah. 229 00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:45,373 What do you think you're doing kissing my girlfriend huh? Huh? 230 00:16:45,447 --> 00:16:48,283 Well, maybe if you paid more attention to that gorgeous creature... 231 00:16:48,353 --> 00:16:52,691 than your little modeling gig, it wouldn't have happened. 232 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,697 Little? 233 00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:58,705 That picture sold hundreds of young men's briefs all over the greater Kenosha area! 234 00:17:00,243 --> 00:17:03,579 It's true. I bought three pairs. Very supportive. 235 00:17:05,687 --> 00:17:07,623 Yeah, so look. 236 00:17:07,691 --> 00:17:11,461 I know you're a little fella, but I can't let you go around kissin' my girlfriend. 237 00:17:11,532 --> 00:17:13,468 So you're gonna have to take a punch. 238 00:17:13,536 --> 00:17:15,972 I understand. 239 00:17:21,385 --> 00:17:24,880 That didn't look like it hurt him at all. 240 00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:26,894 Well, I guess it's my turn. 241 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:30,093 Okay. I didn't mean to scare you, little guy. 242 00:17:32,374 --> 00:17:34,867 I'm a black belt. 243 00:17:34,945 --> 00:17:37,712 All right! Didn't see that coming! 244 00:17:41,258 --> 00:17:43,524 Thanks to your funnel-cake accident... 245 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,329 I'll have to spend half the night cleaning out the car. 246 00:17:46,402 --> 00:17:49,237 Well, I hope you two will be very happy together. 247 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:58,088 Mrs. Forman! Mrs. Forman, I have a black eye, and I need ice! 248 00:17:58,158 --> 00:18:01,325 I'm not doing anything else for men today. 249 00:18:02,734 --> 00:18:06,435 - Just go away. - No. I'm not gonna go away. 250 00:18:06,509 --> 00:18:08,741 I'm having a really bad day. 251 00:18:08,813 --> 00:18:11,284 I got decked by a guy who kissed Jackie. 252 00:18:11,352 --> 00:18:13,822 He was huge. 253 00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:17,660 And she thinks that it was okay to kiss him, because I've been ignorin' her for work. 254 00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:19,667 Which I barely did! 255 00:18:19,735 --> 00:18:23,641 And I got a black eye, and I need someone to care about me! 256 00:18:23,709 --> 00:18:25,906 Well, well, well. 257 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,474 Michael ignored Jackie, and she kissed another boy. 258 00:18:28,553 --> 00:18:31,080 That is completely different! 259 00:18:31,157 --> 00:18:35,154 He ignored her for a stupid job. I ignored you for a car! 260 00:18:35,232 --> 00:18:38,672 - Crap. - Oh, burn! 261 00:18:38,739 --> 00:18:42,109 How many times you want to get hit today? 262 00:18:44,718 --> 00:18:48,920 Kitty, I'm sorry. 263 00:18:48,993 --> 00:18:52,933 Next time, I'll be happy to forget about the car... 264 00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:56,463 and go to whatever figurine... 265 00:18:56,542 --> 00:19:01,142 quilting, macramé, man-killing thing you want to do. 266 00:19:03,689 --> 00:19:07,493 Actually, there's a knitting bee at the community center right now. 267 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,625 You're kidding. 268 00:19:09,701 --> 00:19:13,471 And you know what they say about those knitters: 269 00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:16,639 They spin quite a yarn! 270 00:19:18,653 --> 00:19:21,021 You know what would really teach me a lesson? 271 00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:26,192 Leaving me at home to, you know, think about what I've done. 272 00:19:26,268 --> 00:19:30,002 If you're not in that car in two seconds, I'll make you carry my knitting basket. 273 00:19:30,075 --> 00:19:32,706 Coming, dear. 274 00:19:32,781 --> 00:19:36,380 Wait, wait, wait. So Kelso got beat up? 275 00:19:36,455 --> 00:19:39,518 Yeah, by the little dude at the cheese shop. 276 00:19:39,594 --> 00:19:42,395 It was awesome, man. 277 00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:45,165 Like a hurricane of tiny fists. 278 00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:50,906 All right, look. Jackie, here's the deal. You cheated on me. 279 00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:53,819 - You used to cheat on me all the time! - Yeah? 280 00:19:53,889 --> 00:19:56,189 Well, yeah. 281 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:02,470 But you cheated out of hate, and I cheated out of joy. 282 00:20:03,943 --> 00:20:06,072 I didn't cheat out of hate, Michael. 283 00:20:06,147 --> 00:20:09,587 I cheated because lately, you've been acting like I don't exist. 284 00:20:09,654 --> 00:20:12,785 Well, I sure know you exist now that you Frenched the whole mall! 285 00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:17,497 Look, I know that I need to pay more attention to you... 286 00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:19,506 and I want to forgive you... 287 00:20:19,574 --> 00:20:23,013 but I have all this anger built up inside of me and nowhere to put it. 288 00:20:25,887 --> 00:20:30,123 Eric knew about the kiss all along and didn't tell you. 289 00:20:33,936 --> 00:20:35,963 - You knew? - Jackie. 290 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,101 What'd you expect? 291 00:20:39,681 --> 00:20:41,617 You're a dead man, Forman! 292 00:20:41,685 --> 00:20:43,712 Get him, Michael! 293 00:20:49,734 --> 00:20:53,299 Well, guys, uh, just so you're up to speed... 294 00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:56,745 I knew about the kiss all along. 295 00:20:58,853 --> 00:21:03,727 Eric told me. He made me his Secret Squirrel. 296 00:21:06,435 --> 00:21:11,309 What? That dill-hole said I was the only one he told. 297 00:21:11,378 --> 00:21:14,110 - Me too! - Me too! 298 00:21:14,183 --> 00:21:17,554 It was hilarious. You guys should've seen it. 299 00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:20,824 Kelso's foot got stuck in a gopher hole, and... and... 300 00:21:20,897 --> 00:21:24,131 Hey, w... w-why are you guys all looking at me like that? 301 00:21:25,573 --> 00:21:29,513 I was your Secret Squirrel? You son of a bitch! 302 00:21:32,387 --> 00:21:34,380 Get him! 303 00:21:49,521 --> 00:21:52,687 The '58's the only one with the chrome detail. 304 00:21:53,696 --> 00:21:55,632 Mmm. 305 00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:07,351 Men and cars. Never got it, never will.