1 00:00:08,746 --> 00:00:10,904 Now, Michael... Michael, for your yearbook picture... 2 00:00:10,979 --> 00:00:13,172 don't forget to do the over-the-shoulder shot. 3 00:00:13,246 --> 00:00:15,303 That's the best one. 4 00:00:16,746 --> 00:00:18,735 Ah, yeah. I love that pose. 5 00:00:18,813 --> 00:00:21,108 It makes me look coy. 6 00:00:23,713 --> 00:00:27,076 Oh. Hey, guys, Tommy Hedges just got his picture taken... 7 00:00:27,145 --> 00:00:29,134 with a big, old booger. 8 00:00:29,212 --> 00:00:33,235 So, why were you in Tommy Hedges's picture? 9 00:00:34,713 --> 00:00:37,940 So, wait. He had a booger, and you didn't tell him? 10 00:00:38,012 --> 00:00:41,570 He'll find out. It'll be in the yearbook. 11 00:00:41,646 --> 00:00:44,806 It's true. That's how I found out I was adorable. 12 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,902 No, seriously. 13 00:00:47,979 --> 00:00:51,673 The only thing more important than your yearbook picture is your yearbook quote. 14 00:00:51,746 --> 00:00:53,735 Ah, I already got that covered. 15 00:00:53,813 --> 00:00:57,768 My quote's gonna be, "What a long, strange trip it's been." 16 00:00:57,845 --> 00:01:00,744 Yeah, that's freakin' profound. 17 00:01:00,813 --> 00:01:03,210 Kelso, every lame-o hippie... 18 00:01:03,279 --> 00:01:06,074 in the history of time has used that quote. 19 00:01:06,145 --> 00:01:09,043 Well, yeah. That's 'cause it's good. 20 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:12,044 No, Michael. Your quote has to be meaningful... 21 00:01:12,112 --> 00:01:14,101 so you can remember the good times... 22 00:01:14,179 --> 00:01:17,668 when you're, like, 30, with no reason left to live. 23 00:01:17,746 --> 00:01:22,803 Okay, hidden in Jackie's extremely disturbing thought is a grain of truth. 24 00:01:22,879 --> 00:01:24,868 We need a really good quote this year. 25 00:01:24,945 --> 00:01:28,139 Well, all the best quotes are about things that mean a lot to you. 26 00:01:28,212 --> 00:01:30,235 Like, for example, me. 27 00:01:30,312 --> 00:01:33,142 Or my hair, or my personality... 28 00:01:33,212 --> 00:01:36,803 or the sparkle I bring to your dull, gray lives. 29 00:01:36,879 --> 00:01:40,334 Or the feeling of relief we get when you leave the room. 30 00:01:41,679 --> 00:01:44,406 No. You know what? We need a quote about all of us. 31 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:49,104 - Like, maybe like how we all met. - Remember how we first met? 32 00:01:49,179 --> 00:01:52,838 Oh, is this a sexy story? 33 00:01:52,912 --> 00:01:57,140 - It's really more sad than sexy. - Yeah. 34 00:01:57,212 --> 00:01:59,474 That's pretty much how it goes for you, isn't it? 35 00:02:00,546 --> 00:02:02,535 Yeah. 36 00:02:07,746 --> 00:02:10,576 Okay, now, got your brownies for the new neighbors, Eric? 37 00:02:10,646 --> 00:02:12,635 Yes, Mommy. 38 00:02:12,713 --> 00:02:14,940 How do I look? 39 00:02:15,012 --> 00:02:18,467 - Well, you got a little something... - Don't touch it! 40 00:02:18,546 --> 00:02:21,706 I had to sleep sitting up to keep it like this. 41 00:02:21,778 --> 00:02:25,040 Well, I just hope these new neighbors are better than the last one. 42 00:02:25,112 --> 00:02:28,374 That Gus Griffin was a complete dumb-ass. 43 00:02:29,379 --> 00:02:32,106 Hiya, neighbors! 44 00:02:32,179 --> 00:02:34,974 Well, hello. We were just coming to welcome you. 45 00:02:35,045 --> 00:02:39,375 Looks like we beat you to the punchity-punch. 46 00:02:39,446 --> 00:02:41,435 Oh, damn. 47 00:02:43,812 --> 00:02:45,801 I'm Bob Pinciotti. 48 00:02:45,879 --> 00:02:48,777 This is my daughter, Donna. My wife Midge'll be over later. 49 00:02:48,845 --> 00:02:50,834 Her thumb's caught in something right now. 50 00:02:53,112 --> 00:02:55,578 Well, we've all done that. 51 00:02:55,646 --> 00:02:57,635 I guess. 52 00:02:57,712 --> 00:03:01,372 Well, I'm Kitty, and this is Red... 53 00:03:01,446 --> 00:03:04,934 and this is our son Eric. 54 00:03:05,012 --> 00:03:07,308 Eric, say hello to Donna. 55 00:03:13,179 --> 00:03:16,168 What are you looking at, string bean? 56 00:03:19,613 --> 00:03:23,306 Wow. You're strong. 57 00:04:02,246 --> 00:04:04,973 That's... Yeah, go ahead and laugh. 58 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:08,273 None of you were punched by Madam Man-fist here. 59 00:04:08,346 --> 00:04:11,778 You were creepy. What can I say? 60 00:04:11,845 --> 00:04:14,038 Forman beat up by a girl. 61 00:04:14,112 --> 00:04:16,442 Seems like only yesterday. 62 00:04:16,512 --> 00:04:19,069 Oh, wait. I think it happened yesterday too. 63 00:04:19,145 --> 00:04:21,134 That's... You like that story, Hyde? 64 00:04:21,212 --> 00:04:23,337 Maybe I should talk about the first time you and I met. 65 00:04:23,412 --> 00:04:24,571 - No. - Yes. 66 00:04:24,645 --> 00:04:25,804 - No! - Yes. 67 00:04:25,879 --> 00:04:27,811 - You promised! - I'm telling! 68 00:04:29,112 --> 00:04:31,101 Thanks for walking me home, Steven. 69 00:04:31,179 --> 00:04:35,305 That redheaded girl hits really hard. 70 00:04:35,379 --> 00:04:40,311 Some advice? Never let a girl stand on your head like that. 71 00:04:40,379 --> 00:04:42,708 Bad for the rep. 72 00:04:42,778 --> 00:04:45,336 - Okay, Steven. - And it's Hyde. 73 00:04:45,412 --> 00:04:47,401 Thanks, Hyde. 74 00:04:47,479 --> 00:04:50,536 Hey, wouldn't it be funny if my last name was Seek? 75 00:04:50,612 --> 00:04:53,408 You know, Hyde and Seek! 76 00:04:53,479 --> 00:04:56,036 That's stupid. 77 00:04:56,112 --> 00:04:58,101 And you owe me a quarter. 78 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:03,735 Well, now. Who do we have here? 79 00:05:03,812 --> 00:05:05,801 This is Hyde. 80 00:05:05,879 --> 00:05:09,209 Oh, you have a new little friend. 81 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:11,268 Red, get the camera. 82 00:05:11,346 --> 00:05:15,278 I'm not his friend. I'm a hired gun. 83 00:05:15,346 --> 00:05:18,107 Kitty, don't embarrass the boy. 84 00:05:18,179 --> 00:05:20,543 Oh, don't be silly. It's nice to have a new friend. 85 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:22,942 Especially one who's so... 86 00:05:23,012 --> 00:05:25,001 dirty! 87 00:05:25,079 --> 00:05:27,068 You know what's fun? 88 00:05:34,145 --> 00:05:36,940 I'm sorry, Son. 89 00:05:39,879 --> 00:05:43,334 If you ever tell anyone about this, I'll kill you. 90 00:05:51,645 --> 00:05:54,441 Now I have to kill you. 91 00:05:54,512 --> 00:05:58,239 I don't know. I like to bathe with friends. 92 00:05:58,312 --> 00:06:00,834 They can reach places you can't. 93 00:06:00,912 --> 00:06:04,401 Yeah. That's probably best kept to yourself, buddy. 94 00:06:06,145 --> 00:06:08,134 You guys, look at Eric's last-year's picture. 95 00:06:11,379 --> 00:06:13,436 The famous makeup-covered zit. 96 00:06:13,511 --> 00:06:17,000 Look, I just wanted one year of clear skin to remember. 97 00:06:17,079 --> 00:06:19,544 And if that means breaking out the old powder puff... 98 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:21,771 so be it. 99 00:06:21,845 --> 00:06:25,209 You've never really had a zit-free picture. 100 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:27,302 Remember the one on his nose? 101 00:06:27,379 --> 00:06:29,368 Oh, and the one on his lip? 102 00:06:29,446 --> 00:06:31,911 And the one on the one on his lip? 103 00:06:31,979 --> 00:06:35,706 And the one we thought was a second little alien Eric growing out of his cheek? 104 00:06:35,778 --> 00:06:38,370 I mean no harm to your planet. 105 00:06:38,446 --> 00:06:42,037 I will attack if you attempt to pop me. 106 00:06:42,112 --> 00:06:44,737 Ah, zits. 107 00:06:57,145 --> 00:06:59,168 Hey, those days are over, okay? 108 00:06:59,246 --> 00:07:01,235 I'm zit-free this year, and you want to know why? 109 00:07:02,578 --> 00:07:04,874 I have become a man. 110 00:07:04,945 --> 00:07:08,241 No, I'm serious. I am man. I am zitless. 111 00:07:08,312 --> 00:07:10,301 Hear me roar. 112 00:07:10,379 --> 00:07:12,368 That should be our yearbook quote. 113 00:07:14,445 --> 00:07:17,105 What about a quote from the happiest day of our lives? 114 00:07:17,179 --> 00:07:20,906 - When was that? - The day you met me. 115 00:07:21,912 --> 00:07:24,969 And then Potsie says, "Sit on it." 116 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:28,068 Right to the Fonz's face! 117 00:07:28,145 --> 00:07:30,134 Now, that's brave! 118 00:07:30,212 --> 00:07:33,735 - Hey, what's with Donna? - What? We're just friends. 119 00:07:33,812 --> 00:07:36,972 God, why would you even ask that? I don't like her. 120 00:07:37,045 --> 00:07:41,568 Me and Donna? It's... It's gross! 121 00:07:41,645 --> 00:07:45,043 Hey, man, I was just asking why she wasn't in class today. 122 00:07:46,912 --> 00:07:48,901 Oh. 123 00:07:48,979 --> 00:07:50,968 Well, then, never mind. 124 00:07:51,045 --> 00:07:53,204 Busted! 125 00:07:54,612 --> 00:07:58,510 Help! Americans, please help me! 126 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:02,442 - What was that? - It's coming from in here. 127 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:09,805 Oh, hello. 128 00:08:09,879 --> 00:08:12,038 Who the hell are you? 129 00:08:12,112 --> 00:08:14,737 I am the new foreign exchange student. 130 00:08:14,812 --> 00:08:18,108 The football team asked me if I wanted to "hang out." 131 00:08:18,179 --> 00:08:20,872 I shouldn't have said yes. 132 00:08:22,179 --> 00:08:24,701 I can't feel my legs. 133 00:08:25,945 --> 00:08:28,104 - What are you gonna do? - I'm gonna chuck it at him. 134 00:08:28,179 --> 00:08:30,168 No, man. Leave him alone. 135 00:08:35,879 --> 00:08:40,073 Look, man, if those jocks try to do this to you again, just come find me. 136 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,440 Thanks. 137 00:08:42,511 --> 00:08:45,705 You are my best friend. Let's hold hands. 138 00:08:49,411 --> 00:08:52,242 Uh, no. 139 00:08:52,312 --> 00:08:54,301 Let's go. 140 00:09:03,912 --> 00:09:06,605 - I'm Hyde. - I'm Eric. 141 00:09:06,678 --> 00:09:10,440 - Oh, you're the one that loves Donna. - I do not! 142 00:09:11,445 --> 00:09:13,502 Well, my name is... 143 00:09:27,212 --> 00:09:29,507 Okay, I'm not gonna remember that. 144 00:09:29,578 --> 00:09:32,874 I know. Let's call him Captain Poo-face! 145 00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:41,934 Oh! Ow! My eye! God! 146 00:09:42,012 --> 00:09:44,205 Yeah, this happens a lot. 147 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:48,041 I'm sure it does, Donna lover. 148 00:09:52,079 --> 00:09:56,011 Aww! I forgot about Captain Poo-face! 149 00:09:57,145 --> 00:09:59,337 And I did not like her then! 150 00:09:59,411 --> 00:10:01,400 Damn! 151 00:10:01,478 --> 00:10:03,910 You know what I love about Kelso? 152 00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:06,672 Hyde just keeps beating the crap out of him. 153 00:10:08,778 --> 00:10:10,744 That is false! 154 00:10:10,812 --> 00:10:14,006 - Name one time! - With pleasure. 155 00:10:16,979 --> 00:10:20,207 - I love mashed potatoes. - Oh, yeah? 156 00:10:30,345 --> 00:10:33,073 Uh-oh. 157 00:10:37,612 --> 00:10:40,510 Not my eye! 158 00:10:43,712 --> 00:10:46,803 - Foul! - You know what's foul? 159 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:49,072 Your playing. 160 00:10:49,145 --> 00:10:53,406 Ow! Oh, that's my eye! God! 161 00:11:00,212 --> 00:11:02,507 - Change it back. - No. 162 00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:04,703 Change it back. 163 00:11:04,778 --> 00:11:07,642 No-o-o. 164 00:11:14,645 --> 00:11:17,202 My eye! 165 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:21,905 Seriously, man. You keep hurting my eye. 166 00:11:23,478 --> 00:11:25,842 That's a terrible story. 167 00:11:25,912 --> 00:11:30,004 - I'm not even in that one. - That's what makes it good. 168 00:11:30,079 --> 00:11:33,636 Okay, people, please remain calm. I'm still zit-free. 169 00:11:33,712 --> 00:11:37,610 I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it! 170 00:11:37,678 --> 00:11:40,610 Okay, stop goofing around. 171 00:11:40,678 --> 00:11:43,235 We need to think of a better memory. 172 00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:46,971 What about the day I met you? All of you. 173 00:11:50,478 --> 00:11:52,671 You're gonna like Donna. She's pretty cool, man. 174 00:11:53,745 --> 00:11:56,643 - Hyde! - Wow! Sorry. Wow! 175 00:11:56,712 --> 00:11:58,905 - What? - You're right. I like her! 176 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:01,911 No, wait! I didn't see! Wait! 177 00:12:03,145 --> 00:12:05,975 Donna? 178 00:12:06,045 --> 00:12:09,374 Now, that's a good memory. 179 00:12:09,445 --> 00:12:12,434 Or should I say "mammary"? 180 00:12:16,012 --> 00:12:18,307 I don't want to remember that story. 181 00:12:18,378 --> 00:12:22,504 It just reminds me that I'm the only one here who's never seen Donna's jahoobs. 182 00:12:22,578 --> 00:12:25,101 Well, it's not like you never tried. 183 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,373 Oops, sorry! 184 00:12:28,445 --> 00:12:30,434 Aw, damn. 185 00:12:31,879 --> 00:12:34,208 Oops, sorry! Aw, damn. 186 00:12:36,178 --> 00:12:38,406 Oops, sorry! 187 00:12:38,478 --> 00:12:40,467 Damn it! 188 00:12:45,079 --> 00:12:47,772 Hey, speaking of boobs... 189 00:12:47,845 --> 00:12:51,208 Forman's growin' one out of his forehead. 190 00:12:51,278 --> 00:12:53,267 What? 191 00:12:53,345 --> 00:12:56,743 Oh, Eric, your curse has returned. 192 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,809 Yeah, and it needs a bra. 193 00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:04,174 Oh, yeah. Dolly Parton called your forehead. She wants her boob back. 194 00:13:16,277 --> 00:13:19,107 God, I can actually see this thing growing. 195 00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:22,166 It's like... Jiffy Pop. 196 00:13:22,244 --> 00:13:25,904 My friend once... He had this really big zit. 197 00:13:25,978 --> 00:13:27,967 And he tried to pop it... 198 00:13:28,045 --> 00:13:31,738 and all the pus went into his brain, and it killed him. 199 00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:35,139 Really, Kelso? What friend? 200 00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:38,267 - You didn't know him. - That's 'cause he doesn't exist. 201 00:13:38,344 --> 00:13:41,139 'Cause he's dead now! 202 00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:45,643 People, we are losing focus here. 203 00:13:45,711 --> 00:13:47,700 Well, what is our quote gonna be? 204 00:13:47,778 --> 00:13:51,437 And let's remember, our goal is to have it be about me. 205 00:13:51,511 --> 00:13:55,170 I can't think about anything right now except Forman's zit. 206 00:13:55,244 --> 00:13:57,335 It's hypnotic. 207 00:13:57,411 --> 00:14:02,105 - It sort of follows you around the room like the Mona Lisa. - All right. 208 00:14:02,177 --> 00:14:05,166 Hey, you wanna know something that's even funnier than Eric's zit? 209 00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,233 The day I met Jackie. 210 00:14:07,311 --> 00:14:10,436 You're Donna? We haven't met before. 211 00:14:10,511 --> 00:14:12,568 I guess because I'm richer than you. 212 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:15,166 - Hey, Jackie. - Ow! 213 00:14:15,244 --> 00:14:18,142 That hurt, you lumberjack! 214 00:14:18,210 --> 00:14:21,040 Welcome to public school. 215 00:14:25,044 --> 00:14:27,840 I can't believe I missed that. 216 00:14:27,911 --> 00:14:30,308 You know, when you laugh... 217 00:14:30,377 --> 00:14:32,866 you get a little wrinkle in your zit. 218 00:14:32,945 --> 00:14:36,138 It's got personality. 219 00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:39,699 Okay, well, what am I supposed to do? 220 00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:42,107 It hurts way too much to pop. 221 00:14:42,177 --> 00:14:44,234 Come here, man. Let me see it. 222 00:14:45,311 --> 00:14:49,107 Aah! What? Quit it! 223 00:14:49,177 --> 00:14:52,575 Yeah, Kelso's friend died that way. 224 00:14:52,644 --> 00:14:55,769 Donna, he did! 225 00:14:55,844 --> 00:14:57,833 Whatever. 226 00:14:57,911 --> 00:15:01,138 Look, all I know is there's gotta be some good quote off Jackie getting hit in the head. 227 00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:05,768 Like, "Awesome! Jackie got hit in the head!" 228 00:15:05,844 --> 00:15:08,503 No. No, no. That's a stupid story. 229 00:15:08,578 --> 00:15:12,237 You know, I want to remember the happy times. Maybe something romantic. 230 00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:14,300 Ooh, like our first date. 231 00:15:14,377 --> 00:15:16,366 - Yeah. - Let me tell it. 232 00:15:16,444 --> 00:15:18,535 Red, Michael's in the fort with another girl. 233 00:15:21,444 --> 00:15:25,342 All right. Everybody out. 234 00:15:25,411 --> 00:15:29,002 Michael Kelso, have you been playing doctor with the Burkhart girl? 235 00:15:29,077 --> 00:15:32,134 No. I am a doctor. 236 00:15:32,210 --> 00:15:35,176 Good one. 237 00:15:37,010 --> 00:15:39,340 I mean, uh, you're a very bad boy. 238 00:15:39,411 --> 00:15:41,400 Don't yell at him! 239 00:15:41,477 --> 00:15:43,466 I love him. 240 00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:47,103 Michael, that was not our first date! 241 00:15:47,177 --> 00:15:49,234 Yeah, but I got further on that day... 242 00:15:49,311 --> 00:15:52,277 than I did on our actual first date, so that's what I like to remember. 243 00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:57,438 Yeah, you made a great impression on my parents that year. 244 00:16:03,244 --> 00:16:05,608 Hi, Mr. Forman. Is Eric home? 245 00:16:06,678 --> 00:16:09,701 Um, yes... 246 00:16:09,778 --> 00:16:11,767 but, uh... 247 00:16:11,844 --> 00:16:13,833 Kitty? 248 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,133 Oh, my. 249 00:16:21,210 --> 00:16:23,802 Michael, honey, did you maybe forget something? 250 00:16:23,878 --> 00:16:25,810 What? 251 00:16:25,878 --> 00:16:27,810 My pants! 252 00:16:34,778 --> 00:16:38,505 Why doesn't anyone just tell nice stories? 253 00:16:38,578 --> 00:16:41,100 Everyone can think of a quote. I mean, why can't we? 254 00:16:41,177 --> 00:16:43,166 Hey, why don't we use Lisa Manning's? 255 00:16:43,244 --> 00:16:45,836 "Hangin' at the mall. Kahlúa and ice cream. 256 00:16:45,910 --> 00:16:48,672 Bobby Sutton's a god. Yeah!" 257 00:16:50,144 --> 00:16:52,133 God, this is so sad. 258 00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:55,370 It's like, what have we been doing with our lives? 259 00:16:56,910 --> 00:17:00,343 Hey, Kelso, who's got stronger powers... 260 00:17:00,411 --> 00:17:02,400 I Dream of Jeannie... 261 00:17:02,477 --> 00:17:05,409 or Samantha from Bewitched? 262 00:17:05,477 --> 00:17:08,443 That's easy. Samantha. 263 00:17:08,511 --> 00:17:10,636 Witches totally beat genies... 264 00:17:10,711 --> 00:17:12,700 'cause witches can fly. 265 00:17:12,778 --> 00:17:14,767 Game over. 266 00:17:16,277 --> 00:17:19,710 Hey, why does Jeannie wear those see-through clothes? 267 00:17:19,778 --> 00:17:21,902 It's gross. 268 00:17:21,977 --> 00:17:24,034 And it makes me feel funny. 269 00:17:29,311 --> 00:17:32,141 No way is Samantha hotter than Jeannie! 270 00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:35,802 Hey, I heard they made an episode they never aired... 271 00:17:35,877 --> 00:17:38,207 where Jeannie gets totally naked. 272 00:17:38,277 --> 00:17:40,266 The government banned it. 273 00:17:41,877 --> 00:17:45,674 All I know is, with one little nose twitch... 274 00:17:45,744 --> 00:17:48,005 Samantha's clothes could be off! 275 00:17:48,077 --> 00:17:50,066 And that's hot. 276 00:17:52,877 --> 00:17:55,139 What if you didn't have to choose? 277 00:17:55,210 --> 00:17:58,903 What if you could be with both at the same time? 278 00:18:02,044 --> 00:18:04,033 Is that legal? 279 00:18:05,444 --> 00:18:07,672 Hey, man, if you don't get caught... 280 00:18:07,744 --> 00:18:09,710 everything's legal. 281 00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:11,710 Stolen pretzel? 282 00:18:12,711 --> 00:18:15,677 Guys, this conversation is over. 283 00:18:15,744 --> 00:18:17,733 Yesterday, Samantha went back in time. 284 00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:20,470 That trumps anything Jeannie ever did. 285 00:18:21,644 --> 00:18:25,132 Oh, yeah? Well, Jeannie can freeze time. 286 00:18:25,210 --> 00:18:28,734 So, Samantha would go back, and Jeannie could just freeze her there. 287 00:18:28,810 --> 00:18:30,799 Who kicked whose ass then? 288 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,601 You know what would decide this whole thing? 289 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:38,405 A little Samantha-on-Jeannie mud wrestling. 290 00:18:38,477 --> 00:18:41,341 I'd pay a dollar to see that. 291 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:44,206 All I know is, Samantha helps Darrin at work... 292 00:18:44,277 --> 00:18:46,834 but what does Jeannie do for Major Nelson? 293 00:18:46,910 --> 00:18:50,104 Turns his boss into a monkey. 294 00:18:50,177 --> 00:18:52,166 This is not helpful. 295 00:18:54,077 --> 00:18:57,100 I've got to call Major Nelson's sexuality into question here. 296 00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:59,666 I mean, any guy who's got a half-naked genie... 297 00:18:59,743 --> 00:19:01,766 He's got her doing more than his laundry. 298 00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:04,933 Hey, you know what would be best? 299 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:07,805 Samantha's hair, Jeannie's pretty bottle room... 300 00:19:07,877 --> 00:19:09,866 and Wonder Woman's accessories. 301 00:19:13,511 --> 00:19:15,840 Hey, guys. 302 00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:19,933 We've been talking about this for a really, really long time. 303 00:19:20,010 --> 00:19:21,999 Oh! Ooh! 304 00:19:33,777 --> 00:19:36,403 I got it! I got the quote! 305 00:19:36,477 --> 00:19:40,534 "What a long, strange trip it's been in Forman's basement." 306 00:19:40,611 --> 00:19:44,543 Yeah. We have made a lot of memories in that basement. 307 00:19:44,611 --> 00:19:47,099 Too bad we can't remember any of 'em. 308 00:19:47,177 --> 00:19:49,734 All right, you guys. I think it's ready. 309 00:19:49,810 --> 00:19:51,799 I'm off to pop. 310 00:19:51,877 --> 00:19:53,866 Wait a minute. I hate that quote. 311 00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:57,138 My name isn't anywhere in that quote. 312 00:19:57,210 --> 00:20:00,540 Okay, fine. You know, I'll just make my quote... 313 00:20:00,611 --> 00:20:03,076 "What a long, strange trip it's been... 314 00:20:03,144 --> 00:20:05,939 with Jackie Burkhart." 315 00:20:06,010 --> 00:20:08,033 Yeah, okay... 316 00:20:08,110 --> 00:20:10,974 but without the "long, strange trip" part. 317 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:13,602 - All right. So I'll just write... - "I love Jackie Burkhart." 318 00:20:13,677 --> 00:20:15,802 Okay. 319 00:20:15,877 --> 00:20:19,469 Okay, guys, I did it. Looks better, right? 320 00:20:23,344 --> 00:20:26,367 Great. All right. Picture time. 321 00:20:26,444 --> 00:20:29,535 Yeah, I'll meet you guys in there. I gotta change my blouse. 322 00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:34,506 Everybody out. 323 00:20:38,244 --> 00:20:40,506 - Oops, sorry! - Kelso! 324 00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:45,698 Kelso, we just talked about this today! 325 00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:50,210 Well, damn, Donna. If you'd just let me see 'em, I'd stop. 326 00:20:51,843 --> 00:20:53,832 Fine. 327 00:20:57,177 --> 00:20:59,166 They're beautiful.