1 00:00:07,281 --> 00:00:11,115 Hey, guess who's dropping Jackie off here after cheerleading practice? 2 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:14,450 Leslie Cannon. 3 00:00:14,522 --> 00:00:18,583 Ah, Leslie Cannon. The Cannon. 4 00:00:18,659 --> 00:00:20,889 Why? Because she always shoots Eric down. 5 00:00:21,996 --> 00:00:23,930 Man, you were so in love with her. 6 00:00:23,998 --> 00:00:26,728 Remember in the seventh grade when she asked you your name... 7 00:00:26,801 --> 00:00:31,534 and you got all panicky and said, "Uh-bluh"? 8 00:00:31,605 --> 00:00:35,974 Yeah, and then she called you "Uh-bluh" for, like, the next two years. 9 00:00:36,043 --> 00:00:38,307 That was awesome. 10 00:00:38,379 --> 00:00:41,314 I still don't see why we have to spend the night. 11 00:00:41,382 --> 00:00:45,182 It only took me 30 minutes to get caught up with everyone at my high school reunion. 12 00:00:45,252 --> 00:00:48,710 Oh, well, standing in the corner muttering "dumb-ass" at everyone... 13 00:00:48,789 --> 00:00:51,314 doesn't count as getting caught up. 14 00:00:52,593 --> 00:00:55,153 I can't wait to see some dear, old girlfriends. 15 00:00:55,229 --> 00:00:58,721 Like the Miller twins. God, I hope they're fat. 16 00:00:58,799 --> 00:01:03,930 Oh, crap. There's no way that all these bags are gonna fit in here. 17 00:01:04,004 --> 00:01:08,566 Oh, geez, I was really looking forward to taking this baby out on the highway. 18 00:01:08,642 --> 00:01:11,509 Well, we'll just have to take two cars. 19 00:01:11,579 --> 00:01:14,946 No, we'll take the Toyota. 20 00:01:15,015 --> 00:01:17,677 I can bring another dress. Shows a little more leg... 21 00:01:17,751 --> 00:01:20,276 so Stuart McDaniel can see what he missed out on. 22 00:01:22,857 --> 00:01:27,351 Oh, hey, you guys. Here comes Leslie. 23 00:01:27,428 --> 00:01:29,362 Hey, how's my hair? 24 00:01:29,430 --> 00:01:31,421 It's a little messy. 25 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:35,660 Hey, it's Uh-bluh! 26 00:01:37,905 --> 00:01:41,773 Yeah, um, I'm going by Eric now. 27 00:01:41,842 --> 00:01:46,711 She doesn't care what your name is, Eric. She's a cheerleader. 28 00:01:48,716 --> 00:01:51,446 Wow, this car is so hot! 29 00:01:51,519 --> 00:01:54,113 Yeah, that's kind of like what I was thinking. 30 00:01:56,657 --> 00:01:59,182 Really? 'Cause I was thinking she was hot. 31 00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:01,228 Yeah. 32 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:03,286 Hey, mama. 33 00:02:09,637 --> 00:02:13,164 So, uh, whose car is this? 34 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:17,973 Oh, uh, it's my dad's... tough luck that it's mine. 35 00:02:19,914 --> 00:02:22,508 So, what kind of engine is in this thing? 36 00:02:25,886 --> 00:02:29,617 Oh, well, it's, uh... it's a multi-piston... 37 00:02:32,259 --> 00:02:34,887 200. 38 00:02:34,962 --> 00:02:39,592 That's, uh, twice as powerful as the... the 100. 39 00:02:39,667 --> 00:02:43,364 You know what? I think you should take me for a drive tonight. 40 00:02:46,740 --> 00:02:49,538 Are you talking to me? Yeah... No... 41 00:02:49,610 --> 00:02:52,670 Sure. Yeah... No... Shut up. Yes, it's my car. Sure. 42 00:02:52,746 --> 00:02:55,840 - Pick me up at 7:00. - Okay. 43 00:02:57,251 --> 00:02:59,719 Oh, my God. What have I done? 44 00:02:59,787 --> 00:03:01,982 Well, you're using your dad's dream car... 45 00:03:02,056 --> 00:03:06,254 to get with a totally hot chick who would otherwise never date you. 46 00:03:06,327 --> 00:03:09,057 When you put it like that, it just sounds right. 47 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:50,161 Here's the keys to the Corvette. 48 00:03:50,237 --> 00:03:52,205 But... 49 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:54,741 the only reason I'm giving them to you... 50 00:03:54,808 --> 00:03:57,902 is so you can move it in case there's a fire. 51 00:04:01,949 --> 00:04:04,213 And because you trust me. 52 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:06,753 Right! 53 00:04:08,188 --> 00:04:11,157 Now, you know that I'll know if the Corvette's been moved. 54 00:04:11,225 --> 00:04:14,661 I've noted its exact position in the garage... 55 00:04:14,728 --> 00:04:16,719 the angle of the wheels... 56 00:04:16,797 --> 00:04:21,530 and I just might have set a few booby traps. 57 00:04:23,504 --> 00:04:28,066 I am so lucky to have a daddy who cares enough to set booby traps. 58 00:04:28,142 --> 00:04:31,441 Fine. Okay, I get it. The only way I get to drive the Corvette is if there's a fire. 59 00:04:31,512 --> 00:04:34,913 But to the end of the driveway. No further. 60 00:04:34,982 --> 00:04:37,815 A fire is no excuse for a joyride. 61 00:04:57,438 --> 00:05:00,532 Michael, what are you doing in Casey's room? 62 00:05:00,607 --> 00:05:04,270 Spittin' in his socks. What are you doing? 63 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:07,337 We came by to say hi to Casey. 64 00:05:07,414 --> 00:05:10,850 Watching you spit is just a super bonus. 65 00:05:10,918 --> 00:05:14,115 Yeah? Well, your lover's out of town. 66 00:05:14,188 --> 00:05:16,418 And I asked your lover where he was going... 67 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:19,653 and your lover said, "Neptune," and that he'd be back tomorrow. 68 00:05:19,727 --> 00:05:24,255 And then your lover punched me in the head and laughed. 69 00:05:24,331 --> 00:05:28,927 But we'll see who's laughing when he puts on his socks and gets his feet all spitty. 70 00:05:29,002 --> 00:05:31,732 Ha! 71 00:05:33,340 --> 00:05:36,605 Casey's out of town? He never tells me anything. 72 00:05:36,677 --> 00:05:41,478 It's like the only thing I know about him is that he's Kelso's brother. 73 00:05:41,548 --> 00:05:45,143 Well, you know he subscribes to Van Aficionado. 74 00:05:46,487 --> 00:05:50,150 Stop snooping, Jackie. 75 00:05:50,224 --> 00:05:56,060 But, Donna, you know, say this pile of stuff was to get accidentally knocked over. 76 00:05:56,130 --> 00:05:58,291 Oh, no! 77 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:05,033 And while picking it up, you just happen to look through it. 78 00:06:05,105 --> 00:06:08,404 Jackie, I'm not gonna snoop. 79 00:06:08,475 --> 00:06:11,342 Oh, look! He took a quiz. 80 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:15,314 "Your Ideal Chick: Van Fan or Biker Liker?" 81 00:06:18,619 --> 00:06:21,611 But you know what? You wouldn't care what kind of girl he likes. 82 00:06:21,688 --> 00:06:23,815 I mean, you're only dating him. 83 00:06:28,162 --> 00:06:30,153 Oh, no! 84 00:06:36,503 --> 00:06:39,301 Forman, I can't believe you're actually gonna take out Red's Corvette. 85 00:06:39,373 --> 00:06:43,207 Yeah, and I can't believe you're wearing brown shoes with a black belt. 86 00:06:45,179 --> 00:06:47,170 That's just tacky. 87 00:06:48,816 --> 00:06:52,411 Guys, the odometer's busted. 88 00:06:52,486 --> 00:06:55,853 The odometer's busted! 89 00:06:55,923 --> 00:06:59,051 That's a sign from God. 90 00:06:59,126 --> 00:07:01,117 God loves me. 91 00:07:01,195 --> 00:07:03,527 He wants me to steal the car. 92 00:07:05,766 --> 00:07:08,929 Besides, I think I've learned most of Red's tricks now... 93 00:07:09,002 --> 00:07:11,436 like this one: 94 00:07:11,505 --> 00:07:15,202 The old "strand of hair across the ignition" trap. 95 00:07:16,643 --> 00:07:20,545 Yeah, you're a regular Green Beret, Forman. 96 00:07:20,614 --> 00:07:24,607 Oh, please. With that outfit, a green beret is the last thing he needs. 97 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,473 Well, here we are... 98 00:07:49,543 --> 00:07:51,477 in my Corvette... 99 00:07:52,613 --> 00:07:54,877 enjoying the open road and... 100 00:07:54,948 --> 00:07:57,974 the delightful, pine-fresh scent of your hair. 101 00:07:58,051 --> 00:08:01,043 That's your cheapo air freshener. 102 00:08:01,121 --> 00:08:03,783 - Yuck. - No, no, no, no. No, no. 103 00:08:03,857 --> 00:08:05,791 Hello. 104 00:08:10,497 --> 00:08:12,727 Can I drive? 105 00:08:14,434 --> 00:08:16,425 Uh, I don't know. 106 00:08:24,044 --> 00:08:26,035 Uh-bluh. 107 00:08:29,883 --> 00:08:34,911 Okay, now, if the Miller twins are fat, be nice. 108 00:08:34,988 --> 00:08:39,425 But if they're still thin, I don't want to hear any "hubba-hubbas"... 109 00:08:39,493 --> 00:08:42,656 or remarks about doubling your pleasure. 110 00:08:42,729 --> 00:08:46,165 Remember, it's my reunion. I am the prettiest one here. 111 00:08:56,009 --> 00:08:58,671 Well, you are the prettiest one here. 112 00:09:00,447 --> 00:09:03,974 I don't understand. The invitation says the 29th. 113 00:09:04,051 --> 00:09:07,987 Kitty, that says the 23rd. 114 00:09:08,055 --> 00:09:11,354 I have been telling you for months that you need glasses. 115 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:14,690 You know, one of these days, you're gonna wander off and fall into a hole. 116 00:09:16,129 --> 00:09:19,223 What hole? Where are these holes? 117 00:09:19,299 --> 00:09:23,599 They're everywhere. You just can't see 'em, 'cause you need glasses. 118 00:09:26,673 --> 00:09:29,699 Well, we spent three hours in Casey's room... 119 00:09:29,776 --> 00:09:32,609 and all we found out is that he collects mud flaps. 120 00:09:32,679 --> 00:09:36,376 Yeah, but all that snooping gave me such a rush. 121 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:40,011 Hey, let's go to the mall and shoplift some lip gloss. 122 00:09:41,121 --> 00:09:44,090 No thanks, little felon. 123 00:09:44,157 --> 00:09:46,523 I feel guilty enough. 124 00:09:46,593 --> 00:09:49,187 Besides, I have to finish my chemistry homework. 125 00:09:49,262 --> 00:09:51,628 Oh, no! 126 00:09:55,502 --> 00:10:00,303 I left my chemistry book on Casey's desk, and he comes back tomorrow! 127 00:10:00,374 --> 00:10:03,172 So we'll just go back and get it. 128 00:10:03,243 --> 00:10:07,202 Jackie, I already went over there all, "Where's Casey?" 129 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:12,111 Now if I go back all, "Where's my book"... 130 00:10:12,185 --> 00:10:15,746 But you are all, "Where's my book?" 131 00:10:15,822 --> 00:10:18,882 But Kelso won't believe that, and then he'll think I'm a goob... 132 00:10:18,959 --> 00:10:21,587 and then he'll tell Casey that I'm a goob! 133 00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:23,630 Okay. 134 00:10:23,697 --> 00:10:27,463 Okay, look. We'll wait till later tonight, then sneak back in and get it. 135 00:10:27,534 --> 00:10:31,493 Besides, Casey's got this really great clock radio I really want. 136 00:10:34,374 --> 00:10:38,003 Oh, Kitty, don't tell Eric that we're coming home. 137 00:10:38,078 --> 00:10:42,879 If he's doing something wrong... and we both know he is... it's important that I catch him. 138 00:10:42,949 --> 00:10:46,476 - Why? - Because it gives me pleasure. 139 00:10:48,221 --> 00:10:50,553 - There's the three. - Shut it! 140 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:54,817 I'm Red, dumb-ass. 141 00:11:03,670 --> 00:11:06,230 Where are my muffins, dumb-ass? 142 00:11:12,913 --> 00:11:17,077 Forman residence. Dr. Hook speaking. 143 00:11:17,150 --> 00:11:19,550 Who is it, dumb-ass? 144 00:11:21,021 --> 00:11:23,114 Steven, honey, it's Mrs. Forman. 145 00:11:23,190 --> 00:11:25,488 - Oh, hey, Mrs. Forman. - Mrs. Forman? 146 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:33,063 Um, there's been some sort of... sort of little mistake. 147 00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:36,296 I finished my homework. Now let's move on to Bible study! 148 00:11:37,838 --> 00:11:40,272 It seems like my reunion was last week. 149 00:11:40,340 --> 00:11:43,867 Oh, that's too bad. You were really looking forward to seeing them fat twins, right? 150 00:11:43,944 --> 00:11:47,937 So, we're coming home tonight. 151 00:11:48,014 --> 00:11:51,313 Tell Eric, okay? 152 00:11:51,384 --> 00:11:54,148 It's important. 153 00:11:54,221 --> 00:11:56,155 Yeah, of course. 154 00:11:56,223 --> 00:11:59,158 Okay. Bye, sweetie. 155 00:12:01,495 --> 00:12:03,588 They're coming home early. You know what this means? 156 00:12:03,663 --> 00:12:06,461 - Yeah, we have to hurry up and find Eric. - No. 157 00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:09,024 We have to hurry up and finish the rest of Red's beer. 158 00:12:11,238 --> 00:12:13,536 Hopefully, Forman'll get blamed for that too. 159 00:12:21,948 --> 00:12:25,645 Boy, this is fun, but I think race time is over now! 160 00:12:29,589 --> 00:12:33,218 Good, we're slowing down. 161 00:12:33,293 --> 00:12:36,126 That's good. 162 00:12:36,196 --> 00:12:38,187 A little motion sickness going on. 163 00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:46,128 But, uh, the car's all in one piece, so... I'm on top of the world. 164 00:12:50,343 --> 00:12:53,335 What was that? 165 00:12:56,349 --> 00:13:00,809 That was me... falling off the top of the world. 166 00:13:08,593 --> 00:13:13,860 Well, the good news is, I found the hubcap in a huge field of mud. 167 00:13:13,932 --> 00:13:16,867 And the other good news is, in about a hundred years... 168 00:13:16,935 --> 00:13:19,699 some archaeologist is gonna be thrilled to find my shoes. 169 00:13:21,206 --> 00:13:23,902 Sorry. 170 00:13:23,975 --> 00:13:28,776 Yeah, well, you know... Look, there aren't any scratches or dents. 171 00:13:28,847 --> 00:13:32,112 So, just dirt. I-I think I'm in the clear. 172 00:13:33,585 --> 00:13:36,281 Eric, I'm starting to think I might like you. 173 00:13:38,923 --> 00:13:41,517 - Really? - I'm not sure though. 174 00:13:41,593 --> 00:13:43,652 I think I have to drive the car some more. 175 00:13:43,728 --> 00:13:47,721 Oh. Well, I'm starting to think I might let you drive the car. 176 00:13:47,799 --> 00:13:51,200 - Really? - I'm not sure though. 177 00:13:51,269 --> 00:13:53,703 I think we might have to make out some more. 178 00:14:07,719 --> 00:14:09,983 - Okay, I got it. - Okay, let's go. 179 00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:16,720 Jackie? 180 00:14:16,795 --> 00:14:19,593 Donna? 181 00:14:19,664 --> 00:14:21,825 Am I dreaming? 182 00:14:23,735 --> 00:14:26,898 Uh, yes. 183 00:14:28,673 --> 00:14:33,076 - Yes, you are. - Are we gonna do it? 184 00:14:37,882 --> 00:14:40,612 Yes. Yes, Michael, we are. 185 00:14:40,685 --> 00:14:44,883 Cool. Donna first. 186 00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,620 So you smooched the Cannon. 187 00:14:56,034 --> 00:14:58,025 How was her tongue? 188 00:14:59,070 --> 00:15:01,061 Was it nimble? 189 00:15:02,574 --> 00:15:07,568 Like a belly dancer. And at one point... 190 00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:11,843 I was touching a spot not four inches from boob. 191 00:15:11,916 --> 00:15:16,285 Not bad, Forman. Not only did you get within shouting distance of second base... 192 00:15:16,354 --> 00:15:18,288 you successfully snaked Red's Corvette. 193 00:15:18,356 --> 00:15:20,654 Yeah, well, I gotta wash it, wax it... 194 00:15:20,725 --> 00:15:23,193 and put on a hubcap, but that should only take about an hour. 195 00:15:23,261 --> 00:15:25,252 I'm gonna do it in the morning. 196 00:15:31,136 --> 00:15:33,263 - Perfect. Sleep tight. - All right. 197 00:15:38,309 --> 00:15:41,710 Oh, by the way, um, your parents called a couple hours ago. 198 00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:45,238 - They'll be home in 40 minutes. - What? 199 00:15:45,316 --> 00:15:48,479 Relax, man. We're just messing with you. 200 00:15:49,487 --> 00:15:51,478 They'll be home in 20 minutes. 201 00:16:14,612 --> 00:16:18,514 Okay, tire location, check. 202 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:21,575 Seat placement, check. 203 00:16:22,821 --> 00:16:25,016 Picture of Fez's butt, check. 204 00:16:26,257 --> 00:16:28,885 That one's going on my desk. 205 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,394 Okay, you guys, there's just one more thing: 206 00:16:32,464 --> 00:16:34,955 The strand of hair over the ignition. 207 00:16:36,868 --> 00:16:39,098 Well, you're gonna get away with it. 208 00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:42,162 What a bunch of crap. 209 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,265 Okay, you guys, they're here. 210 00:16:45,343 --> 00:16:48,801 Damn it! The air freshener! 211 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:51,314 Damn it, you remembered. 212 00:17:01,459 --> 00:17:04,792 Well, there's the Corvette, safe and sound. 213 00:17:04,863 --> 00:17:09,266 I'm just saying that for your benefit, in case you can't see it. 214 00:17:09,334 --> 00:17:14,499 Well, I am so glad you raced all the way home without stopping for this. 215 00:17:14,572 --> 00:17:17,063 Cripes, I gotta pee like a banshee. 216 00:17:19,744 --> 00:17:22,770 Well, I'm off to the candy shop. 217 00:17:22,847 --> 00:17:25,645 My Everlasting Gobstopper just crapped out on me. 218 00:17:29,454 --> 00:17:33,914 Fez, I was sleeping in Casey's room... 219 00:17:33,992 --> 00:17:37,621 and I think somehow I had one of his dreams, 'cause I did it with... 220 00:17:44,602 --> 00:17:46,570 Hey, guys. 221 00:17:50,508 --> 00:17:52,499 No, no, Michael. Finish your sentence. 222 00:17:52,577 --> 00:17:54,704 You did it with... 223 00:17:57,081 --> 00:17:59,072 A hat on? 224 00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:04,680 A-And you. 225 00:18:04,756 --> 00:18:06,883 You, me and a hat. 226 00:18:08,626 --> 00:18:10,617 It was hot. 227 00:18:12,397 --> 00:18:15,093 Of course it was. Everything's better with a hat. 228 00:18:17,669 --> 00:18:20,604 Come on, fellas. Put a hat on. The lady deserves it. 229 00:18:25,109 --> 00:18:27,509 What were you doing in Casey's bed anyway? 230 00:18:27,579 --> 00:18:30,844 Oh, when he's out of town, I like to skank it up... 231 00:18:30,915 --> 00:18:34,407 by skipping a couple showers and sleeping in it naked. 232 00:18:38,556 --> 00:18:40,990 Michael, tell me more about this dream. 233 00:18:41,059 --> 00:18:43,220 Was anyone else there? 234 00:18:43,294 --> 00:18:47,594 Jackie, why would I have a sexy dream with anyone besides you? 235 00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,642 Hey, Donna. 236 00:19:05,249 --> 00:19:08,377 Hey, your old man wants to talk to you outside. 237 00:19:11,823 --> 00:19:15,122 - Why? Am I busted? - Don't worry, man. It's not about the car. 238 00:19:15,193 --> 00:19:18,629 - Oh. - Oh, Forman, I almost forgot. 239 00:19:18,696 --> 00:19:20,664 It's about the car. 240 00:19:20,732 --> 00:19:23,530 You gotta stop doing that, man! 241 00:19:28,373 --> 00:19:31,240 Um, you wanted to see me? 242 00:19:31,309 --> 00:19:34,836 Did you take my car out last night? 243 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,214 No. 244 00:19:39,283 --> 00:19:42,616 I know you didn't. Guess how I know! 245 00:19:44,155 --> 00:19:47,318 I stuck a hair across the ignition. 246 00:19:48,326 --> 00:19:51,318 A hair acro... 247 00:19:53,698 --> 00:19:56,132 You know, someday I'm gonna use that on my son. 248 00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:01,103 Anyway, since I know I can trust you, I'm gonna let you drive it. 249 00:20:03,074 --> 00:20:06,407 I finally get to drive it? 250 00:20:06,477 --> 00:20:09,275 Wow! 251 00:20:09,347 --> 00:20:13,545 Okay, uh, where does the key go? 252 00:20:13,618 --> 00:20:16,815 - Start her up. - Okay. 253 00:20:25,863 --> 00:20:28,423 And I'm grounded. 254 00:20:30,702 --> 00:20:32,693 For a month! 255 00:20:33,871 --> 00:20:35,805 Why did you do it? 256 00:20:35,873 --> 00:20:40,776 To impress this cheerleader. 257 00:20:44,482 --> 00:20:47,315 No kidding? 258 00:20:47,385 --> 00:20:49,376 Well, then make it two weeks. 259 00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:58,353 So, uh, you gonna see her again? 260 00:20:58,429 --> 00:21:03,594 Well, can I have the car again? 261 00:21:04,702 --> 00:21:08,763 Ohh, she's that girl. 262 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:12,139 I know that girl. 263 00:21:12,210 --> 00:21:14,701 Stay away from that girl. 264 00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:18,610 Hey, Forman, your mom wants to talk to you. 265 00:21:18,683 --> 00:21:21,948 She wants to know why you drank all of Red's beer. 266 00:21:30,795 --> 00:21:32,786 You know what? 267 00:21:32,864 --> 00:21:34,855 Let's just call it a month. 268 00:21:46,210 --> 00:21:51,204 - Michael. - Jackie? 269 00:21:53,451 --> 00:21:57,285 - Am I dreaming? - Yes, you are. 270 00:21:57,355 --> 00:21:59,915 Are we gonna do it? 271 00:21:59,991 --> 00:22:05,156 - Yes, we are. - Oh, cool. Where's Donna? 272 00:22:05,229 --> 00:22:08,198 What?