1 00:00:03,784 --> 00:00:06,548 Any good mail? 2 00:00:07,754 --> 00:00:10,018 Well, we got the new Yarn Barn catalog. 3 00:00:10,090 --> 00:00:12,558 And the model is showing cleavage? 4 00:00:14,294 --> 00:00:18,993 You know, if I want that in my house, I will watch McMillan and Wife. 5 00:00:19,065 --> 00:00:21,898 Oh, Steven got a letter from Department of Motor Vehicles. 6 00:00:21,968 --> 00:00:25,426 What? Another damn ticket? 7 00:00:27,741 --> 00:00:30,437 Hey, screw-head! 8 00:00:30,510 --> 00:00:32,876 Why is the D.M.V. sending you letters? 9 00:00:32,946 --> 00:00:36,746 Screw-head. Hey, screw-head. 10 00:00:36,817 --> 00:00:39,513 No, no, no. You're screw-head. 11 00:00:39,586 --> 00:00:42,487 I'm just called "boy." 12 00:00:42,556 --> 00:00:44,751 I got a letter from the D.M.V.? 13 00:00:44,825 --> 00:00:47,385 Oh, my God. It's about the cow. 14 00:00:51,364 --> 00:00:53,298 Did I say "cow"? 15 00:00:53,366 --> 00:00:57,166 Because what I meant was countdown... 16 00:00:59,906 --> 00:01:02,431 countdown to better driving. 17 00:01:07,380 --> 00:01:10,645 I think what Eric's trying to say is, he hit a cow. 18 00:01:10,717 --> 00:01:13,447 Wait... 19 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,886 Well, I had the right-of-way! 20 00:01:16,990 --> 00:01:20,050 Go ahead. Open it, hot rod. 21 00:01:20,126 --> 00:01:23,027 You know, you are the most irresponsible... 22 00:01:23,096 --> 00:01:26,031 careless, no-account, undisc... 23 00:01:26,099 --> 00:01:28,465 Oh, it's a license renewal for my 18th birthday. 24 00:01:30,570 --> 00:01:32,561 Oh. 25 00:01:33,807 --> 00:01:36,037 Happy birthday! 26 00:01:44,985 --> 00:01:49,684 Guess who gets 18 hugs the day before his 18th birthday? 27 00:01:49,756 --> 00:01:52,020 One, two... Everyone! 28 00:01:52,092 --> 00:01:54,026 - Three, four, five... - Okay. 29 00:01:54,094 --> 00:01:56,790 - Six, seven, eight... - Okay. All right, all right! 30 00:01:56,863 --> 00:01:59,730 Thanks, Mrs. Forman, but you can drop it. 31 00:01:59,799 --> 00:02:02,131 I'm not really into birthdays, especially this one. 32 00:02:02,202 --> 00:02:06,002 - Oh, no, you don't! Nine, ten... - Get off me, spaz! 33 00:02:11,912 --> 00:02:14,176 Oh, Steven likes birthdays. He just doesn't know it. 34 00:02:14,247 --> 00:02:17,080 Which is why we're throwing him a surprise party. 35 00:02:17,150 --> 00:02:22,213 Now, I need two helpers with keen feminine sensibilities to help decorate. 36 00:02:22,289 --> 00:02:24,223 Jackie and Fez. 37 00:02:33,199 --> 00:02:35,190 Yea. 38 00:02:37,304 --> 00:02:40,535 What the hell? I'm feminine. 39 00:02:40,607 --> 00:02:43,167 I should kick her ass for that. 40 00:02:43,243 --> 00:02:47,907 Hey, Jackie, while you're up there, try not to kiss any more guys! 41 00:02:50,350 --> 00:02:52,818 Man, are you guys still fighting about that? 42 00:02:52,886 --> 00:02:54,877 You gotta come down hard on stuff like this. 43 00:02:54,955 --> 00:02:59,051 If she'd have come down harder on me when I was cheating, I would've... 44 00:02:59,125 --> 00:03:02,561 Well, I would have been way sneakier about it. 45 00:03:04,831 --> 00:03:08,824 You know what, you guys? Eighteen is a big deal. 46 00:03:08,902 --> 00:03:13,999 We ought to get Hyde, like, the perfect Hyde gift. 47 00:03:14,074 --> 00:03:18,807 So, you know what? Let's try to put ourselves in a total Hyde state of mind. 48 00:03:18,878 --> 00:03:21,176 Yeah. 49 00:03:23,350 --> 00:03:25,978 Okay, now, what would Hyde want? 50 00:03:26,052 --> 00:03:28,987 Something... stolen. 51 00:03:30,557 --> 00:03:34,084 Stolen's good. But you know what's better? 52 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:37,129 Stolen and dirty! 53 00:03:37,197 --> 00:03:40,997 So what's a good gift for Hyde that's stolen and dirty? 54 00:03:43,603 --> 00:03:45,969 Someone else's pig! 55 00:03:47,207 --> 00:03:50,301 No, no, wait! I got it! I got it! 56 00:03:50,377 --> 00:03:52,311 A street sign. 57 00:03:52,379 --> 00:03:55,212 We'll steal it, so it'll be stolen... 58 00:03:55,281 --> 00:03:59,012 and it's dirty, so it'll be dirty. 59 00:04:00,387 --> 00:04:02,446 Oh, my God. 60 00:04:02,522 --> 00:04:06,219 Kelso just solved his first word problem. Ohh! 61 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:10,395 Yeah, I learned those in Miss Carter's class... 62 00:04:10,463 --> 00:04:13,364 'cause I knew if I got one right that'd she'd give me a hug. 63 00:04:13,433 --> 00:04:16,800 No bra and they were always pointy. 64 00:04:18,471 --> 00:04:20,735 Now, that's good teachin'. 65 00:04:22,108 --> 00:04:24,076 No problem. You can have Hyde's party here. 66 00:04:24,144 --> 00:04:26,408 There's only one thing I ask. 67 00:04:26,479 --> 00:04:28,640 Can I come? 68 00:04:28,715 --> 00:04:32,913 The party's at your house, Bob. Of course you're invited. 69 00:04:32,986 --> 00:04:35,921 Oh, boy, I'm in! 70 00:04:35,989 --> 00:04:38,253 I'll get my Anne Murray albums! 71 00:04:39,993 --> 00:04:41,927 Okay, now, you two. 72 00:04:41,995 --> 00:04:45,556 I want this party to look nice. So, um, balloons, streamers... 73 00:04:45,632 --> 00:04:48,123 whatever makes Steven forget he has no parents. 74 00:04:50,837 --> 00:04:53,772 So, Fez, how do you want to decorate this place? 75 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:57,674 - Well, what I'm thinking... - No, no, no. I want Arabian Nights... 76 00:04:57,744 --> 00:04:59,678 veils, Persian rugs. 77 00:04:59,746 --> 00:05:01,680 Uh-huh. One question, Jackie. 78 00:05:01,748 --> 00:05:04,842 Is this a party for Hyde, or a bunch of whores in a whorehouse? 79 00:05:13,359 --> 00:05:16,157 Oh, yeah. Check it out! "High Street." 80 00:05:16,229 --> 00:05:18,459 Oh, man. Hyde's gonna love this. 81 00:05:18,531 --> 00:05:20,965 - Here, Donna, I'll give you a boost. - Okay. 82 00:05:21,034 --> 00:05:23,127 One, two, three. 83 00:05:23,203 --> 00:05:25,899 Oh, yeah! 84 00:05:25,972 --> 00:05:27,963 Fingers! 85 00:05:29,309 --> 00:05:31,937 - Oh! - Come on, Eric. I'll give you a boost. 86 00:05:32,011 --> 00:05:33,945 No way. 87 00:05:34,013 --> 00:05:36,004 Why not? 88 00:05:36,082 --> 00:05:38,380 Because you'll throw me. 89 00:05:38,451 --> 00:05:40,578 What? No, I won't! 90 00:05:40,653 --> 00:05:42,985 Yeah, I will. 91 00:05:43,056 --> 00:05:46,822 Look. How about we stand on top of the van and reach it? 92 00:05:46,893 --> 00:05:50,454 I think not! We'll dent the roof. 93 00:05:50,530 --> 00:05:52,896 I don't want nothin' to happen to the "love bus." 94 00:05:52,966 --> 00:05:55,526 Okay, I got it. I got a better idea. 95 00:05:57,070 --> 00:06:00,437 Okay, just make sure it's tight. 96 00:06:00,507 --> 00:06:04,034 Right. Okay, you're good to go. 97 00:06:09,849 --> 00:06:12,317 Well, at least the roof's okay. 98 00:06:24,697 --> 00:06:26,631 Steven! 99 00:06:26,699 --> 00:06:29,293 I thought you were at work. 100 00:06:29,369 --> 00:06:31,462 Not till later. 101 00:06:31,538 --> 00:06:34,166 Why are you baking so many cupcakes? 102 00:06:36,142 --> 00:06:39,373 I had four dozen eggs. They were gonna go bad. 103 00:06:42,782 --> 00:06:46,980 Mrs. Forman, I don't want a party. 104 00:06:47,053 --> 00:06:50,147 And I'm not saying that because I'm fishing for a party. 105 00:06:50,223 --> 00:06:53,624 I mean, I don't want a party. 106 00:06:53,693 --> 00:06:58,062 - Uh-huh. - 'Cause I know how this family works. 107 00:06:58,131 --> 00:07:00,691 You guys say you don't want stuff that you actually want. 108 00:07:00,767 --> 00:07:03,395 Like on Mother's Day. You said you didn't want a fuss. 109 00:07:03,469 --> 00:07:07,701 But you did want a fuss. So we made a fuss, and you were happy? 110 00:07:07,774 --> 00:07:09,867 That can drive a guy nuts. 111 00:07:09,943 --> 00:07:12,241 It really can. 112 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:16,408 So now, I don't know what to do... 113 00:07:16,482 --> 00:07:19,679 or say or not say... 114 00:07:19,752 --> 00:07:22,687 because I really don't want a party. 115 00:07:22,755 --> 00:07:27,192 Well, I don't wanna do anything you don't want. 116 00:07:31,931 --> 00:07:34,525 See, I don't know what that means! 117 00:07:35,735 --> 00:07:38,898 Well, it means there's no party. 118 00:07:38,972 --> 00:07:41,941 Oh, please. Would I lie to you about making you a party? 119 00:07:42,008 --> 00:07:44,135 I am hurt. 120 00:07:46,179 --> 00:07:48,477 Fine. 121 00:07:48,548 --> 00:07:51,244 Okay. I'm sorry. 122 00:07:58,391 --> 00:08:00,484 - You lied. - No, no. 123 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,427 I said, "Would I lie?" 124 00:08:06,032 --> 00:08:09,627 It was very tricky. I was like Houdini, but with words. 125 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:16,374 The base of the sign's all cracked. 126 00:08:16,442 --> 00:08:20,139 So all we have to do is shove this firecracker in there, and blammo! 127 00:08:20,213 --> 00:08:22,306 The sign comes down. 128 00:08:23,916 --> 00:08:26,282 Wow, it could actually work... 129 00:08:26,352 --> 00:08:29,321 if the base were made of pudding! 130 00:08:30,857 --> 00:08:33,758 If the base were made of pudding, Eric... 131 00:08:33,826 --> 00:08:36,522 we could just pull the sign right out. 132 00:08:40,566 --> 00:08:44,093 Okay, get ready to run! 133 00:08:55,515 --> 00:08:57,449 Huh. 134 00:08:57,517 --> 00:08:59,644 Must be a dud. 135 00:08:59,719 --> 00:09:01,710 Go find out. 136 00:09:03,556 --> 00:09:05,922 - Why me? - 'Cause you're super skinny. 137 00:09:05,992 --> 00:09:10,224 If it blows up, you got the best chance of having stuff not hit you. 138 00:09:10,296 --> 00:09:12,821 True, but on the other hand... 139 00:09:12,899 --> 00:09:17,336 no one would be surprised if you blew yourself up. 140 00:09:17,403 --> 00:09:19,735 That's a good point. 141 00:09:21,808 --> 00:09:24,072 Oh, just move. 142 00:09:26,346 --> 00:09:28,280 Here, you big babies. 143 00:09:30,383 --> 00:09:33,250 Okay, what you just did, just there? 144 00:09:33,319 --> 00:09:35,583 That was so hot. 145 00:09:35,655 --> 00:09:39,785 I'd follow your fine behind into combat any day. 146 00:09:39,859 --> 00:09:44,922 All right, look. If we got Red's tools, I bet I could cut down that pole. 147 00:09:44,997 --> 00:09:47,488 Casey showed me how to saw through rebar. 148 00:09:47,567 --> 00:09:49,831 Our second date. 149 00:09:49,902 --> 00:09:52,462 Wow. I love those stories. 150 00:09:52,538 --> 00:09:56,941 Hey, I'll just sneak into your garage, grab the tools. Red'll never know. 151 00:09:57,009 --> 00:09:59,739 Okay, but you gotta be really quiet. 152 00:09:59,812 --> 00:10:02,975 Come on. It's me we're talking about. I'm like a cat. 153 00:10:25,104 --> 00:10:27,402 Red. 154 00:10:27,473 --> 00:10:30,169 Hey. 155 00:10:30,242 --> 00:10:32,904 You're wonderin' why I'm goin' through your stuff. 156 00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:36,839 Okay. That's... 157 00:10:36,916 --> 00:10:42,377 See, I needed, uh, to borrow... 158 00:10:42,454 --> 00:10:45,321 your saw... 159 00:10:45,391 --> 00:10:49,054 because I need to chop down a tree. 160 00:10:52,298 --> 00:10:55,961 Because there's something stuck in it. 161 00:10:57,670 --> 00:11:00,230 An animal. A rabbit. 162 00:11:04,043 --> 00:11:07,740 There's a rabbit stuck in a tree. 163 00:11:07,813 --> 00:11:12,341 And I want to return that rabbit to the wild... 164 00:11:12,418 --> 00:11:15,114 so it can lay its eggs. 165 00:11:23,128 --> 00:11:25,062 Kelso, rabbits don't... 166 00:11:26,866 --> 00:11:30,097 How the hell did a rabbit get up a tree? 167 00:11:30,169 --> 00:11:33,570 Uh, Eric threw it up there. 168 00:11:41,947 --> 00:11:45,713 Eric threw a rabbit up a tree? 169 00:11:47,052 --> 00:11:51,580 Yeah. He's a sadistic bastard. 170 00:11:54,159 --> 00:11:56,753 You know he hit a cow? 171 00:12:03,535 --> 00:12:07,232 You know, you've been in a bad mood all night, man. 172 00:12:07,306 --> 00:12:10,469 I'm gonna cheer you up. 173 00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:12,476 Ah, boo! 174 00:12:13,479 --> 00:12:15,538 Ah, boo! 175 00:12:18,684 --> 00:12:21,346 Aw, you don't know what's funny. 176 00:12:22,922 --> 00:12:25,982 Oh, hey, uh, I can work tomorrow night if you want me to. 177 00:12:26,058 --> 00:12:28,322 You're not working tomorrow, man. It's your birthday. 178 00:12:28,394 --> 00:12:32,421 Yeah, man, my 18th birthday. Otherwise known as the beginning of the end. 179 00:12:32,498 --> 00:12:36,457 The black hole, man. It's the death march. 180 00:12:36,535 --> 00:12:39,060 Look, if there's a war, I could get drafted. 181 00:12:39,138 --> 00:12:43,438 If there's a war, I'll see you in Canada. 182 00:12:45,844 --> 00:12:49,405 That's not the point, Leo. I mean, there's other stuff too, you know. 183 00:12:49,481 --> 00:12:51,813 Hey, don't get snippy with me, man. 184 00:12:54,386 --> 00:12:56,980 Hyde, we need you to settle an argument. 185 00:12:57,056 --> 00:12:59,547 I'm sure you know by now that we're throwing you a party. 186 00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:02,093 What party? 187 00:13:02,161 --> 00:13:06,063 Okay, I'm sure you know by now... 188 00:13:06,131 --> 00:13:08,122 that we're throwing you a party. 189 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,828 So, what kind of theme would you like? 190 00:13:10,903 --> 00:13:13,633 Throw whatever party you want, man. I'm not gonna be there. 191 00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:20,311 Well, if that's his attitude, I don't wanna do anything. I quit. 192 00:13:22,414 --> 00:13:24,473 You can't quit on me. 193 00:13:24,550 --> 00:13:27,348 I quit on you... 194 00:13:27,419 --> 00:13:29,546 you bossy little midget. 195 00:13:34,259 --> 00:13:36,591 Don't even. 196 00:13:41,867 --> 00:13:46,201 - What the hell? - No! No! 197 00:13:47,272 --> 00:13:50,070 Excuse me, little boy with glasses. 198 00:13:50,142 --> 00:13:52,076 That's our sign. 199 00:13:52,144 --> 00:13:56,604 Um, excuse me, big dork with Farrah hair. 200 00:13:56,682 --> 00:13:58,775 No, it isn't. 201 00:13:58,851 --> 00:14:00,842 "Farrah hair"? 202 00:14:02,454 --> 00:14:07,153 If I look like any of the Charlie's Angels, it's Jaclyn Smith! 203 00:14:10,362 --> 00:14:12,353 Wow, that's true. 204 00:14:13,932 --> 00:14:17,732 Hey, there, little fella. 205 00:14:17,803 --> 00:14:19,737 What if I told you that I had $20... 206 00:14:19,805 --> 00:14:23,070 for a special someone if they gave us the sign? 207 00:14:23,142 --> 00:14:25,337 - Nope. - A month's supply of candy? 208 00:14:25,411 --> 00:14:27,777 - Nope. - What if... 209 00:14:27,846 --> 00:14:30,110 I show you my bra strap? 210 00:14:31,116 --> 00:14:33,141 Okay. 211 00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:37,150 Okay! 212 00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:42,960 Here. 213 00:14:46,665 --> 00:14:51,102 I bet if I showed him my whole bra, he would have given me his bike. 214 00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:53,104 These things are awesome. 215 00:14:58,644 --> 00:15:00,635 That was hot. 216 00:15:02,414 --> 00:15:05,474 Man, why is she so hot today? 217 00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:08,952 'Cause you can't have her, 'cause you lost her, 'cause you're stupid. 218 00:15:10,989 --> 00:15:15,289 Wait. Um, Jackie cheated on you, right, with a little, tiny cheese guy? 219 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:18,420 Hey! Truce, okay? 220 00:15:18,497 --> 00:15:21,022 - Yeah, I think that's best. - Yeah. 221 00:15:22,634 --> 00:15:25,603 Hey, if you hadn't blown it with Donna... 222 00:15:25,671 --> 00:15:28,504 - you'd probably be doin' it with her right now. - Yeah! 223 00:15:28,574 --> 00:15:31,771 You know who's probably doin' it? Jackie, with the cheese guy. 224 00:15:34,847 --> 00:15:37,179 We had a truce! 225 00:15:42,187 --> 00:15:44,121 Wow. 226 00:15:44,189 --> 00:15:47,249 Yeah, this place looks great. 227 00:15:47,326 --> 00:15:50,693 Fez, Jackie, the decorations are beautiful. 228 00:15:50,762 --> 00:15:52,696 No. No, no, no, no. 229 00:15:52,764 --> 00:15:54,732 They haven't been here all day. 230 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:58,429 I did this because I'm feminine too. 231 00:15:58,504 --> 00:16:02,235 I'm a lady. Why can't anyone freakin' see that? 232 00:16:02,307 --> 00:16:05,572 Oh, honey, no. It's perfect. 233 00:16:05,644 --> 00:16:10,172 Okay, the next time I need a feminine touch, I am using you and Fez. 234 00:16:13,886 --> 00:16:16,286 What happened to those cupcakes? 235 00:16:20,993 --> 00:16:23,689 Bob, there were a dozen cupcakes there. 236 00:16:23,762 --> 00:16:27,493 I'm sorry, Red. They're like vitamins to me. 237 00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:31,229 Hey, you guys. Bad news. 238 00:16:31,303 --> 00:16:35,171 Hyde said he's not coming. He's just sitting in the basement. 239 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:39,233 Oh, but it's his birthday. He can't be alone on his birthday. 240 00:16:40,479 --> 00:16:42,470 Red? 241 00:16:43,849 --> 00:16:48,616 I agree. Eric, you go home and sit with Steven. 242 00:16:48,687 --> 00:16:51,918 Oh, okay, fine. I'll go get him. 243 00:16:53,559 --> 00:16:55,652 Surprise! 244 00:16:55,727 --> 00:16:58,821 We got him, dudes. 245 00:17:02,601 --> 00:17:06,367 All right. Get your butt up those stairs and over to your party. 246 00:17:06,438 --> 00:17:09,202 I'm not goin'. 247 00:17:11,610 --> 00:17:15,546 Steven, you're 18 now. It's time to start being a man. 248 00:17:15,614 --> 00:17:18,481 And the first rule to being a man is... 249 00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:22,714 you gotta spend your life doing crap you don't wanna do. 250 00:17:22,788 --> 00:17:26,280 Like right now, I don't wanna be here talkin' to you... 251 00:17:26,358 --> 00:17:28,326 but I am. 252 00:17:28,393 --> 00:17:30,554 And you don't wanna go to a party... 253 00:17:30,629 --> 00:17:32,893 but you will. 254 00:17:32,965 --> 00:17:35,263 Actually, I won't. 255 00:17:35,334 --> 00:17:37,495 What's the matter? 256 00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:40,661 You don't like parties? 257 00:17:40,739 --> 00:17:43,071 Me neither. 258 00:17:43,141 --> 00:17:45,405 But as long as you're livin' under my roof... 259 00:17:45,477 --> 00:17:47,445 you'll do what I tell you to do. 260 00:17:47,512 --> 00:17:52,245 Well, lucky for me, I won't be under your roof much longer anyway. 261 00:17:52,317 --> 00:17:54,547 What the hell you talkin' about? 262 00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:58,317 Well, I'm 18. I should be getting out of here, right? 263 00:17:58,390 --> 00:18:02,383 I mean, that's what my dad did and my uncle did and my cousins did. 264 00:18:02,461 --> 00:18:04,588 They were all on their own when they were my age. 265 00:18:04,663 --> 00:18:07,029 What are they doin' now? 266 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:13,134 Uh, pumping gas, prison, prison, dead, prison. 267 00:18:14,306 --> 00:18:17,571 And the reason you're living here... 268 00:18:17,643 --> 00:18:20,271 is so you don't end up like them. 269 00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:24,972 But if you want to leave, I can't stop you. 270 00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:28,349 So, what's it gonna be, Steven? 271 00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:31,981 Prison, death or a birthday party? 272 00:18:34,059 --> 00:18:36,084 I guess I'll go to the party. 273 00:18:38,196 --> 00:18:41,165 Thanks, Red. 274 00:18:42,934 --> 00:18:46,131 You're welcome. And, uh... 275 00:18:46,204 --> 00:18:49,901 don't tell Eric that we had this little conversation. 276 00:18:51,476 --> 00:18:53,842 'Cause when he's 18, he's out. 277 00:19:00,218 --> 00:19:03,847 So, punch. 278 00:19:05,857 --> 00:19:07,791 Yep. 279 00:19:13,865 --> 00:19:15,958 Oh, fine. 280 00:19:18,036 --> 00:19:21,904 Everybody, they're here! They're... Shh! Shh! 281 00:19:24,176 --> 00:19:26,371 Surprise! 282 00:19:26,445 --> 00:19:28,345 You got me, dudes. 283 00:19:30,382 --> 00:19:32,316 Wow, thanks. 284 00:19:32,384 --> 00:19:34,909 Oh, happy birthday. 285 00:19:34,986 --> 00:19:39,116 Damn, Jackie! Stop kissing other guys! 286 00:19:44,162 --> 00:19:47,427 Wow, this is great. Did you get this at the flea market? 287 00:19:47,499 --> 00:19:51,993 - The flea market? - Yeah, they sell 'em there for two bucks. 288 00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:56,029 No, we stole it. It took forever. 289 00:19:56,108 --> 00:19:59,077 I had to show my bra! 290 00:20:00,345 --> 00:20:02,813 You owe me a bumper! 291 00:20:04,883 --> 00:20:08,284 Now, I made this for you. See? 292 00:20:11,289 --> 00:20:13,280 It says "Steven" on the front... 293 00:20:13,358 --> 00:20:17,920 because I heard that having your name on your clothes is cool. 294 00:20:17,996 --> 00:20:21,989 Plus, if anybody finds it, they can return it to you. 295 00:20:23,435 --> 00:20:26,871 So, I won't be able to lose it. 296 00:20:26,938 --> 00:20:29,429 Great. 297 00:20:36,214 --> 00:20:38,182 Put it on. 298 00:20:40,051 --> 00:20:41,985 Do I have to? 299 00:20:42,053 --> 00:20:44,521 You bet your ass. 300 00:20:58,336 --> 00:21:00,429 Welcome to manhood. 301 00:21:09,648 --> 00:21:12,549 Mrs. Forman... 302 00:21:12,617 --> 00:21:16,075 I'm not really a piñata kind of guy. 303 00:21:16,154 --> 00:21:20,454 Oh, come on, Steven. Everyone plays piñata. 304 00:21:22,928 --> 00:21:27,524 Yeah, Steven. Hit the jackass! 305 00:21:29,701 --> 00:21:31,862 Ow! Hey! 306 00:21:31,937 --> 00:21:34,098 Steven! Just listen...