1 00:00:03,592 --> 00:00:05,820 I mean, I'm still kind of tired from the party last night. 2 00:00:05,892 --> 00:00:07,881 Party? What party? 3 00:00:07,959 --> 00:00:11,289 You know, the party. You were there. 4 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:14,917 No, I do not know, and I was not there. 5 00:00:14,992 --> 00:00:17,151 - Someone forgot to tell me. - Wait, are you sure? 6 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:19,215 'Cause I could have sworn you were there. 7 00:00:19,293 --> 00:00:22,918 Remember when the college girl got up on the table and took her top off? 8 00:00:22,992 --> 00:00:27,186 - What? - Yeah, that was great, man. 9 00:00:27,259 --> 00:00:31,486 Wait, even Smokey the Bear was there? 10 00:00:31,559 --> 00:00:34,650 Fine. Fine, what's done is done. 11 00:00:34,726 --> 00:00:39,182 The important thing is where you're going to be tonight... at my concert watching me. 12 00:00:39,259 --> 00:00:43,021 Oh, it's gonna be such a wonderful evening. 13 00:00:43,093 --> 00:00:47,787 Music, good friends and dancing. 14 00:00:47,859 --> 00:00:52,224 Just like life... should be. 15 00:02:02,859 --> 00:02:05,155 This is my favorite part. 16 00:02:18,992 --> 00:02:22,389 So, what do you think? 17 00:02:22,459 --> 00:02:26,119 I think whatever you're on, I'll take two of 'em. 18 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:15,223 Perfecto. 19 00:03:16,492 --> 00:03:18,481 Oh, Fez, was that you? 20 00:03:18,559 --> 00:03:22,389 I could have sworn I just heard Wayne Newton. 21 00:03:22,459 --> 00:03:25,152 Mr. And Mrs. Forman! You came to my concert! 22 00:03:25,225 --> 00:03:27,248 Well, it's the Spring Sing. 23 00:03:27,325 --> 00:03:30,155 There is no place we'd rather be than the Spring Sing. 24 00:03:30,225 --> 00:03:33,385 Now, Kitty, that's just a lie. 25 00:03:33,459 --> 00:03:36,425 Ay, here comes my music teacher, Mr. Wilkinson. 26 00:03:36,492 --> 00:03:38,549 He is unpleasant. 27 00:03:40,059 --> 00:03:43,048 Are you the parents of this horrible little man? 28 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:49,056 I'll have you know, he's been imitating my accent behind my back. 29 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:52,216 Well, first of all, we are not his parents... 30 00:03:52,292 --> 00:03:54,281 and second of all... 31 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,382 Well, the rest of it, I just don't care about. 32 00:03:56,459 --> 00:03:59,619 I'm moving you to the back row... 33 00:03:59,692 --> 00:04:04,590 so that no one can hear that squawk box that you call a voice. 34 00:04:04,659 --> 00:04:09,421 The back row? But the back row is for the untalented and the ugly! 35 00:04:09,492 --> 00:04:13,390 - Ay, you are no fun. - Music is not about fun. 36 00:04:13,459 --> 00:04:15,584 It's about passion and commitment. 37 00:04:15,659 --> 00:04:19,455 Have you ever been moved to tears by the warbling timbre of your own voice? 38 00:04:19,525 --> 00:04:23,582 No, because I am a man. 39 00:04:28,459 --> 00:04:30,550 Well, he just, um... 40 00:04:30,625 --> 00:04:32,614 He doesn't seem to like you at all. 41 00:04:32,692 --> 00:04:35,886 The British have always hated my people. 42 00:04:35,959 --> 00:04:39,914 We won the war, buddy. Get over it! 43 00:04:39,992 --> 00:04:42,048 Oh, good one, Fez. 44 00:04:42,125 --> 00:04:45,250 Well, you certainly seem in high spirits. 45 00:04:45,325 --> 00:04:47,757 Of course. Soon all of my friends are gonna be here... 46 00:04:47,826 --> 00:04:49,815 and we'll be all like a family. 47 00:04:49,892 --> 00:04:51,983 I wish you were my family. 48 00:04:52,058 --> 00:04:57,252 Oh, we would be so happy together. 49 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:03,949 Okay, kids, it's nighty-night time. 50 00:05:05,992 --> 00:05:08,457 - Good night, Mom. - Night, Ma. 51 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:11,457 That's my mama! 52 00:05:12,926 --> 00:05:15,824 I love you, Fez. 53 00:05:15,892 --> 00:05:18,016 I love you more! 54 00:05:18,092 --> 00:05:21,286 I love you the most! 55 00:05:21,359 --> 00:05:24,086 Daddy! 56 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:26,181 All right. Sleep tight. 57 00:05:26,258 --> 00:05:29,520 And don't let the bed bugs put their foot in your ass. 58 00:05:29,592 --> 00:05:33,115 Okay, boys, lights out! 59 00:05:33,192 --> 00:05:37,318 And no more staying up till 8:30 giving each other hugs! 60 00:05:37,392 --> 00:05:40,825 See you in the morning. 61 00:06:18,492 --> 00:06:21,980 - Are you people singing again? - Yes? 62 00:06:22,058 --> 00:06:24,820 Good, 'cause... 63 00:07:43,991 --> 00:07:46,082 Well, that was... 64 00:07:46,158 --> 00:07:48,283 detailed. 65 00:07:48,359 --> 00:07:51,154 You are one fruity kid. 66 00:07:51,225 --> 00:07:53,623 Now, remember... 67 00:07:53,692 --> 00:07:57,624 singing is all about the use of the diaphragm. 68 00:08:01,826 --> 00:08:05,848 And what's so funny about the proper use of the diaphragm? 69 00:08:05,925 --> 00:08:08,221 It's the muscle you breathe with. 70 00:08:08,292 --> 00:08:11,190 Below your bosom! 71 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:13,247 Oh! Bloody imbeciles. 72 00:08:13,325 --> 00:08:18,383 So, this must be a very exciting night for you. 73 00:08:18,459 --> 00:08:21,186 Yes, yes. If the mayor likes what he sees... 74 00:08:21,258 --> 00:08:25,452 I'll be directing this year's Dairy Days Dance-abration. 75 00:08:25,525 --> 00:08:27,514 Oh, that is always wonderful. 76 00:08:27,592 --> 00:08:30,149 One time, they had a quartet dressed as cows... 77 00:08:30,225 --> 00:08:33,783 and they sang "Blue Moo-oo-oon." 78 00:08:33,858 --> 00:08:39,155 'Cause they were cows! 79 00:08:39,225 --> 00:08:44,089 Yes, I'm sure you thick-headed Americans could hardly contain your grunts. 80 00:08:46,858 --> 00:08:49,881 Well, I thought it was delightful. 81 00:08:49,958 --> 00:08:52,424 Hey, everybody! 82 00:08:52,492 --> 00:08:55,889 Bob! Hey, I saved seats for you and the gang. 83 00:08:55,958 --> 00:08:58,754 - Oh, I don't think they're coming. - Of course they are. 84 00:08:58,825 --> 00:09:01,916 Well, you know, I asked if they needed a ride, but they said, "No." 85 00:09:01,991 --> 00:09:04,389 When I left, they were just sittin' in the basement, laughin'. 86 00:09:04,459 --> 00:09:06,856 But the show's about to start. 87 00:09:06,925 --> 00:09:09,221 Ooh! Then I better get to the refreshment table. 88 00:09:09,292 --> 00:09:11,417 Did you know that all that stuff was free? 89 00:09:11,492 --> 00:09:14,855 It says donations accepted, but you don't gotta put nothin' in. 90 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:21,886 My friends are still in the basement? 91 00:09:21,958 --> 00:09:24,117 - I wonder what they're doing. - Oh, I'm sure they're just... 92 00:09:24,192 --> 00:09:28,783 Miss Kitty, please! I'm trying to wonder. 93 00:09:33,625 --> 00:09:37,318 Ooh, guys. Fez's concert is about to start... 94 00:09:37,392 --> 00:09:41,119 Which means we have three more hours without his sorry ass! 95 00:09:41,192 --> 00:09:43,420 Let's eat his candy! 96 00:09:43,492 --> 00:09:46,356 Yeah. My name is Fez. 97 00:09:46,425 --> 00:09:50,448 I love candy. Whore! Good day. I said, good day! 98 00:09:50,525 --> 00:09:54,013 Yeah, and the best part is, that idiot actually thinks I'm his friend. 99 00:09:54,092 --> 00:09:57,286 Like I care. I wish he were dead. 100 00:09:57,359 --> 00:10:00,382 Oh, hey, we should kill him! 101 00:10:00,459 --> 00:10:04,754 No, I got a better idea. Let's sing without him! 102 00:10:10,492 --> 00:10:12,685 Yeah! 103 00:11:30,625 --> 00:11:33,557 So, they would rather make fun of me than come here. 104 00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:37,057 Well, honey, you know, at least they're singing... 105 00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:39,114 like you'll be doin' real soon. 106 00:11:43,824 --> 00:11:47,018 Is there a bar here? 107 00:11:47,091 --> 00:11:51,353 You know, last night they went to a party without me... 108 00:11:51,425 --> 00:11:53,357 a topless party. 109 00:11:53,425 --> 00:11:54,947 - What? - Where? 110 00:11:55,024 --> 00:11:58,820 They were the first people to be nice to me when I came to America... 111 00:11:58,891 --> 00:12:00,880 but maybe I am not their friend. 112 00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:03,481 Maybe I am just a goofy foreign kid. 113 00:12:03,558 --> 00:12:07,614 Well, can't you be both? 114 00:12:07,691 --> 00:12:10,351 I would settle for friend, but I don't even think I am that. 115 00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:15,221 Well, you still got "goofy foreign kid." That's something. 116 00:12:22,191 --> 00:12:25,123 Well, the butts are in the seats... 117 00:12:25,191 --> 00:12:28,055 but not one butt is the butt of a friend. 118 00:12:29,425 --> 00:12:31,686 Well, this is just rude. 119 00:12:31,758 --> 00:12:34,316 They better have run out of gas or hit a deer or something. 120 00:12:35,924 --> 00:12:39,913 Okay, places everyone! Let's show them what we've got. 121 00:12:39,991 --> 00:12:43,718 Teeth and cleavage! Teeth and cleavage! 122 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,547 Well, that does it! Now I am mad! 123 00:12:48,624 --> 00:12:51,681 All they care about is themselves and their stupid, messed-up relationships. 124 00:12:51,758 --> 00:12:54,486 Boo-hoo! Love hurts! Well they deserve it! 125 00:12:54,557 --> 00:12:57,285 Aw, geez, not another one. 126 00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:06,617 Do we really have to go see that foreign boy sing? 127 00:13:06,691 --> 00:13:08,884 I'm not going. 128 00:13:08,958 --> 00:13:11,322 I'm in too much pain from our breakup. 129 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:15,346 Even though it was months ago, it still affects every part of my life. 130 00:13:16,691 --> 00:13:19,055 Me, me, me! 131 00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:23,557 No! Me, me, me! 132 00:13:23,624 --> 00:13:28,114 Wait. What about me, me, me? 133 00:13:28,191 --> 00:13:29,816 - Me! - Me! - Me! 134 00:13:29,891 --> 00:13:32,516 Me! 135 00:15:14,091 --> 00:15:17,784 Wow, I just caught the end, but that was nice. 136 00:15:17,858 --> 00:15:22,018 - Leo, you made it. - What, this? 137 00:15:22,091 --> 00:15:24,420 No, I got this at a church sale. 138 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:27,457 Hey, where's that dude... 139 00:15:27,524 --> 00:15:30,320 and that other dude, and that girl... 140 00:15:30,391 --> 00:15:34,255 and that dude, and the other girl? 141 00:15:35,657 --> 00:15:41,181 They're not here. It's just me alone... always alone. 142 00:16:03,557 --> 00:16:05,614 Aw, forget it. I'm going home! 143 00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:09,488 Hi, Fez! 144 00:16:09,557 --> 00:16:11,887 Where the hell have you been? 145 00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:14,583 Well, we were on our way here when we passed by your music teacher's house. 146 00:16:14,657 --> 00:16:17,817 And I said, "Fez hates that guy. Let's toilet-paper it!" So... 147 00:16:17,891 --> 00:16:19,880 So we did! 148 00:17:08,691 --> 00:17:11,748 - For me? - Yeah, and then we had to go get some dog poop... 149 00:17:11,824 --> 00:17:16,586 'cause we looked at his porch and realized, "Hey, Not enough dog poop." 150 00:17:28,891 --> 00:17:31,584 There's enough dog poop now. 151 00:17:31,657 --> 00:17:34,987 And we got you an opening-night present. 152 00:17:35,058 --> 00:17:37,580 Congratulations, buddy! 153 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:40,851 Bloody hell, is that my mailbox? 154 00:17:40,924 --> 00:17:45,084 Bloody 'ell, is that me mailbox? 155 00:17:45,158 --> 00:17:49,817 - That's dead on! - Yes, I'm sure you'll all remember this fondly... 156 00:17:49,891 --> 00:17:51,880 as you rot in your Barcaloungers... 157 00:17:51,958 --> 00:17:56,220 cheeseburgers clenched in your fat American fists! 158 00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:02,647 You got that right, buddy! 159 00:18:02,724 --> 00:18:06,554 Aw. Look who has so many friends! 160 00:18:06,624 --> 00:18:09,317 Don't ever leave him alone with us again. 161 00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:13,254 I'm so glad you came. Tonight wouldn't mean anything without you guys. 162 00:18:13,324 --> 00:18:15,415 Aw, Fez, we wouldn't miss it. 163 00:18:15,491 --> 00:18:17,980 I mean... 164 00:20:01,624 --> 00:20:05,079 Boy, do I know how to shake it. 165 00:20:05,157 --> 00:20:07,385 Imbecile, you're on! 166 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:10,582 Well, that's my cue! 167 00:20:10,657 --> 00:20:14,919 This is just like A Star Is Born, and I am Barbra Streisand. 168 00:20:14,991 --> 00:20:17,616 Love me! 169 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:28,983 I'm so happy to be back home with my friends. 170 00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:36,446 No, nobody calls you that. 171 00:20:36,524 --> 00:20:38,956 And if anyone's the space cowboy, it's me. 172 00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:42,180 What? In your dreams, Forman. 173 00:20:42,257 --> 00:20:44,917 I am widely acknowledged as the space cowboy of this group. 174 00:20:44,991 --> 00:20:47,149 And I also call "midnight toker." 175 00:20:48,791 --> 00:20:52,780 Wow. This cheeseburger is bloody brilliant. 176 00:21:07,457 --> 00:21:09,446 Dude, come here. 177 00:21:17,057 --> 00:21:20,182 Good, 'cause... 178 00:21:21,290 --> 00:21:23,222 Cut! 179 00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:26,723 - You had it! - That was your best one! 180 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,686 Cut!