1 00:00:04,168 --> 00:00:06,102 Oh, Hyde, get this. 2 00:00:06,170 --> 00:00:08,104 Casey just came by to pick up Donna... 3 00:00:08,172 --> 00:00:11,107 and he was out in the street just revving his Trans Am real loud... 4 00:00:11,175 --> 00:00:13,109 and then he peels out in the street... 5 00:00:13,177 --> 00:00:15,475 and he started doing doughnuts. 6 00:00:15,546 --> 00:00:18,106 And then, out comes Donna, all smiling... 7 00:00:18,182 --> 00:00:21,310 and, like, looking at him. 8 00:00:23,521 --> 00:00:26,046 What a slut! 9 00:00:26,123 --> 00:00:28,956 Look. If she wants to date him, that's fine. 10 00:00:29,026 --> 00:00:31,927 But he doesn't have to be all loud and jerky about it. 11 00:00:33,965 --> 00:00:36,297 Jerky, loud, doughnut jerk. 12 00:00:38,069 --> 00:00:40,799 Oh, guess what, boys. 13 00:00:40,871 --> 00:00:45,171 I entered the big wiener contest at the Piggly Wiggly. 14 00:00:45,242 --> 00:00:50,737 And I won a year's supply of all-beef hot dogs! 15 00:00:50,815 --> 00:00:54,307 I'm a wiener winner! 16 00:00:55,820 --> 00:00:58,015 Well, anyway, we're having a barbecue. 17 00:00:58,089 --> 00:01:01,422 No, Kitty! I thought we were going to talk about that. 18 00:01:01,492 --> 00:01:04,984 Mm-hmm. Oh, and I saw Donna at the grocery store... 19 00:01:05,062 --> 00:01:07,030 and she said she's bringing her friend Casey. 20 00:01:07,098 --> 00:01:09,862 What? No. I hate Casey. 21 00:01:09,934 --> 00:01:13,199 He's Donna's new boyfriend. Y-You have to uninvite him. Dad, tell her. 22 00:01:13,270 --> 00:01:17,036 Kitty, you've done a horrible thing. 23 00:01:18,042 --> 00:01:20,567 It could scar the boy for life. 24 00:01:20,644 --> 00:01:23,408 Now, let's do the right thing and cancel that barbecue. 25 00:01:24,815 --> 00:01:27,215 No. We're having it, and it'll be fun. 26 00:01:28,919 --> 00:01:33,379 And... we just... We won't give Casey any relish. 27 00:01:37,395 --> 00:01:39,329 All right! 28 00:01:39,397 --> 00:01:43,527 Once Casey finds out he's not getting any relish, he'll dump Donna for sure. 29 00:01:43,601 --> 00:01:46,092 You are so screwed. 30 00:01:54,979 --> 00:01:58,380 So your mom invited Casey over for hot dogs? 31 00:01:58,449 --> 00:02:01,043 Well, that's a plump, juicy all-beef burn. 32 00:02:03,687 --> 00:02:06,247 Ah, it's just typical women stuff. 33 00:02:06,323 --> 00:02:09,121 Like Jackie kissing that guy. Ow! 34 00:02:10,327 --> 00:02:12,420 - Hyde! - Yeah. Okay? 35 00:02:12,496 --> 00:02:15,124 I've decided if anyone brings up any more stupid girl stuff... 36 00:02:15,199 --> 00:02:17,963 I'm gonna throw something at 'em. 37 00:02:18,035 --> 00:02:20,230 This time, I threw a fist. 38 00:02:21,405 --> 00:02:24,670 I'm sorry. It's just everything reminds me. 39 00:02:24,742 --> 00:02:26,767 Like, last night Rocky was on... 40 00:02:26,844 --> 00:02:31,247 and I was thinking I'm like Rocky and Jackie is Apollo Creed. 41 00:02:35,052 --> 00:02:40,012 And she bashed in my face by kissing that guy! 42 00:02:40,091 --> 00:02:42,753 At least Rocky wins in the end. 43 00:02:44,061 --> 00:02:46,222 Kelso, Rocky loses. 44 00:02:46,297 --> 00:02:51,132 Oh, yeah? Well, why is he jumping around all happy? 45 00:02:51,202 --> 00:02:54,171 Because he goes the distance, fool. 46 00:02:55,272 --> 00:02:59,231 He loses the fight, but he wins in life. 47 00:03:00,711 --> 00:03:03,771 Who wants to watch a movie with a message like that? 48 00:03:04,982 --> 00:03:08,213 Ice-cream man! 49 00:03:14,091 --> 00:03:17,652 You guys, I've been thinking about Donna. And I... 50 00:03:17,728 --> 00:03:20,492 This time I threw a magazine. 51 00:03:20,564 --> 00:03:24,557 No, guys, seriously. This barbecue might work out in my favor. 52 00:03:24,635 --> 00:03:28,935 You see, Donna's only seen Casey around his smelly, tattooed... 53 00:03:29,006 --> 00:03:32,567 Molly Hatchet-lovin' friends. 54 00:03:32,643 --> 00:03:34,975 But when he comes to the barbecue, he'll be around us... 55 00:03:35,045 --> 00:03:38,173 good, clean, Lynyrd Skynyrd-lovin' Americans. 56 00:03:38,249 --> 00:03:41,810 And the comparison will not be kind to him. 57 00:03:41,886 --> 00:03:44,684 And then Donna'll come running home to you. 58 00:03:44,755 --> 00:03:46,689 No. 59 00:03:46,757 --> 00:03:48,884 Well, maybe. You think? 60 00:03:48,959 --> 00:03:53,987 So, instead of pounding Casey like you should, you came up with this zany scheme. 61 00:03:54,064 --> 00:03:57,261 Forman, you've officially turned into Daffy Duck. 62 00:03:58,769 --> 00:04:00,703 You're "dithpicable"! 63 00:04:03,174 --> 00:04:05,267 You know, I have lady problems too. 64 00:04:13,317 --> 00:04:15,808 Rhonda won't let me get past second base. 65 00:04:16,987 --> 00:04:20,047 I even said, "please." 66 00:04:20,124 --> 00:04:22,957 Magic word, my ass! 67 00:04:32,303 --> 00:04:35,500 Y-You know what, Jac... I can't do this. 68 00:04:35,573 --> 00:04:39,669 Why should I paint these round, berry toes if some other guy is gonna end up lickin' 'em? 69 00:04:41,378 --> 00:04:43,312 Michael, what are you talking about? 70 00:04:43,380 --> 00:04:46,008 I still can't get over you cheatin' on me. 71 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:48,017 And I need to hear you apologize again. 72 00:04:48,085 --> 00:04:52,385 And this time, maybe you should cry or give me money! 73 00:04:52,456 --> 00:04:55,619 No, Michael. I am not gonna beg for forgiveness. 74 00:04:55,693 --> 00:04:57,661 I didn't make you do that when you cheated. 75 00:04:57,728 --> 00:05:00,561 Well, that is totally different. 76 00:05:02,299 --> 00:05:05,564 When guys cheat, it's because they need some hot action. 77 00:05:07,271 --> 00:05:12,436 But when girls cheat, it's way worse, 'cause girls don't even like sex. 78 00:05:14,912 --> 00:05:17,244 We do too. 79 00:05:17,314 --> 00:05:20,078 Well, why aren't we doin' it now? 80 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:22,141 Because I don't want to do it right now. 81 00:05:22,219 --> 00:05:25,347 I do. Point made. Thank you! 82 00:05:28,125 --> 00:05:30,059 No. You know what? We need help. 83 00:05:30,127 --> 00:05:33,927 We should consult the world's highest authority on relationships. 84 00:05:33,998 --> 00:05:35,932 Cosmo! 85 00:05:39,470 --> 00:05:42,166 "Why you should touch your breasts every day." 86 00:05:48,879 --> 00:05:51,211 No, this could help. They seem smart. 87 00:05:55,619 --> 00:06:01,114 Okay, Fez, when Casey gets here, ask him for advice about your second-base problem. 88 00:06:01,191 --> 00:06:04,627 My advice is gonna be way better than his, and, uh... 89 00:06:04,695 --> 00:06:07,892 Donna will see that he's a greasy dolt. 90 00:06:07,965 --> 00:06:10,695 Hey, Forman, I have an idea. 91 00:06:10,768 --> 00:06:14,033 Set up a wacky system of ropes and pulleys... 92 00:06:14,104 --> 00:06:17,471 and when Casey gets here, drop an anvil on his head. 93 00:06:21,011 --> 00:06:24,105 - Because that's what Daffy does. - Yeah, I got that. 94 00:06:27,418 --> 00:06:29,682 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 95 00:06:29,753 --> 00:06:32,916 Hey, Foreplay. Getting a little shaggy up there, buddy. 96 00:06:32,990 --> 00:06:35,424 Okay. Well, that's enough of that! 97 00:06:35,492 --> 00:06:37,426 Okay. So, uh... 98 00:06:37,494 --> 00:06:39,553 Hey, you guys are just in time. 99 00:06:39,630 --> 00:06:43,396 Fez was telling me about, uh, some kind of problem you're having with Rhonda. 100 00:06:43,467 --> 00:06:49,201 Yeah. Rhonda won't let me get past second base, and I really want to explore further. 101 00:06:51,375 --> 00:06:55,277 Mmm. Gosh. Well, I don't know... 102 00:06:55,346 --> 00:06:58,747 I think if you're patient, and you're respectful... 103 00:06:58,816 --> 00:07:04,152 when Rhonda's ready, she'll, uh... she'll wave you over. 104 00:07:04,221 --> 00:07:09,090 Well, thank you, Eric. That is very gentlemanly advice. 105 00:07:11,695 --> 00:07:16,860 Gentlemanly? Well, uh, guilty as charged, I guess. 106 00:07:20,371 --> 00:07:22,771 Hey, Casey, uh, what do you think? 107 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:27,209 Well, sometimes a seasoned lady like Rhonda... 108 00:07:27,277 --> 00:07:30,405 she's gotten used to the usual order of things. 109 00:07:30,481 --> 00:07:33,917 So, I think the next time you're fooling around... 110 00:07:33,984 --> 00:07:37,920 just, uh, skip second and go right to third. 111 00:07:37,988 --> 00:07:41,389 - What? - It's genius! 112 00:07:41,458 --> 00:07:43,983 No wonder you never get any. 113 00:07:47,464 --> 00:07:50,058 Yeah, with Rhonda, you know, that just might work. 114 00:07:50,134 --> 00:07:52,295 W-Wait, you like that? 115 00:07:52,369 --> 00:07:56,362 Well, the words are wrong, but they sound so good coming out of his mouth. 116 00:07:57,674 --> 00:08:00,302 I got a way about me. 117 00:08:04,581 --> 00:08:07,778 That worked out... "thuper." 118 00:08:10,521 --> 00:08:14,890 Okay, Michael. I found something out about our situation. 119 00:08:14,958 --> 00:08:18,951 This article says that cheating is a symptom of a deeper problem. 120 00:08:19,029 --> 00:08:20,963 Deeper problem? 121 00:08:21,031 --> 00:08:25,229 No! I don't want a deeper problem! I want a quick fix! 122 00:08:25,302 --> 00:08:27,429 Well, too bad. 123 00:08:27,504 --> 00:08:31,702 Because I realized that I'm still hurt and angry from all the times you cheated on me. 124 00:08:31,775 --> 00:08:33,709 Okay? And that is why I kissed that guy. 125 00:08:33,777 --> 00:08:35,870 So what are you saying? 126 00:08:35,946 --> 00:08:38,779 I'm sayin', I'm not sorry. 127 00:08:42,786 --> 00:08:44,720 I'm not sorry! 128 00:08:46,256 --> 00:08:48,781 Come on! 129 00:08:51,462 --> 00:08:54,295 Look, now I know why I cheated. 130 00:08:54,364 --> 00:08:58,061 You need to read this Cosmo and find out why you did. 131 00:08:58,135 --> 00:09:00,501 I ripped out the boob pictures, so don't bother looking. 132 00:09:05,209 --> 00:09:07,370 Hey, Donna, uh, would you like a hot dog? 133 00:09:07,444 --> 00:09:09,469 Um, maybe half. 134 00:09:14,551 --> 00:09:16,485 Whoa, man, you carry a knife? 135 00:09:16,553 --> 00:09:22,287 Yeah. You never know when a lady's gonna need a half a hot dog. 136 00:09:23,961 --> 00:09:28,455 It's funny man. You're the Boy Scout, but I'm the one who's prepared. 137 00:09:33,704 --> 00:09:36,036 He's like a gladiator. 138 00:09:39,676 --> 00:09:42,736 Okay, that's it. I'm bringing out the big guns. Oh, yeah. 139 00:09:42,813 --> 00:09:44,747 I'm introducing him to my folks. 140 00:09:46,717 --> 00:09:50,517 Oh, hey, Mom, meet Casey. This is Donna's new boyfriend. 141 00:09:55,592 --> 00:10:00,894 Well, you're certainly not a girl! 142 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,761 Nice to meet you, Mrs. Forman. 143 00:10:05,836 --> 00:10:10,273 You know, you couldn't have picked a prettier day to win a year's supply of hot dogs. 144 00:10:14,378 --> 00:10:16,778 Yeah, sure is a hot dog. 145 00:10:21,552 --> 00:10:23,486 Mom! 146 00:10:23,554 --> 00:10:27,923 Sorry, honey, it's just... He's just... 147 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:33,391 I am sure you are much smarter. 148 00:10:37,067 --> 00:10:42,027 Kitty, the idiot neighbors drank all my beer. 149 00:10:42,105 --> 00:10:45,131 Uh-oh. You're in a bad mood. Hey, meet Casey. 150 00:10:46,543 --> 00:10:48,477 Pleasure, sir. 151 00:10:48,545 --> 00:10:50,775 Hey, maybe I can help. 152 00:10:50,847 --> 00:10:54,078 I always keep an spare case of beer in the Trans Am. 153 00:10:54,151 --> 00:10:56,381 Little tip I picked up in the army. 154 00:11:00,624 --> 00:11:03,457 I don't know. Seems like a pretty good kid. 155 00:11:03,527 --> 00:11:06,496 Uh-huh. 156 00:11:06,563 --> 00:11:08,588 So, you and Casey, huh? 157 00:11:08,665 --> 00:11:11,293 Look, Hyde, whatever you heard about Casey, he's changed now. 158 00:11:11,368 --> 00:11:13,802 He's... He's mature. 159 00:11:13,870 --> 00:11:16,395 Oh, yeah. He's real mature. 160 00:11:16,473 --> 00:11:18,407 Well, I like him! 161 00:11:18,475 --> 00:11:21,273 We're together, and if you can't deal with that, then you can just go to hell! 162 00:11:21,345 --> 00:11:24,781 Hey, that's not barbecue language, young lady! 163 00:11:27,884 --> 00:11:31,479 Here's that beer, sir. I got a soda for the minor. 164 00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:39,585 Now, you make sure to drink that real slow... 165 00:11:39,663 --> 00:11:42,496 'cause I don't want you to get a tummy ache, little guy. 166 00:11:47,571 --> 00:11:51,564 Well, that's thoughtful. 167 00:11:53,377 --> 00:11:55,971 Yeah, he cramps up easy. 168 00:12:05,889 --> 00:12:09,416 Casey and Donna, man. 169 00:12:09,493 --> 00:12:12,485 Hey, remember when we were 12? We didn't even like girls yet. 170 00:12:15,065 --> 00:12:18,364 I liked girls when I was 12. 171 00:12:18,435 --> 00:12:21,893 Yeah, I was happy to stay at home Friday night in my underwear... 172 00:12:21,972 --> 00:12:24,497 just tossin' a football to myself. 173 00:12:30,747 --> 00:12:33,011 Yeah, never did that either. 174 00:12:35,252 --> 00:12:40,383 Well, at least I gave it my best shot, right? 175 00:12:40,457 --> 00:12:46,418 If Donna loves Casey and not me, then, I mean, I guess it's over. 176 00:12:48,165 --> 00:12:52,124 Wha... Forman, you can't give up. 177 00:12:52,202 --> 00:12:55,171 Okay, look. Who knows what's gonna happen with me and Jackie. 178 00:12:55,238 --> 00:12:57,968 But what you and Donna had? 179 00:12:58,041 --> 00:13:00,305 That was, like, real. 180 00:13:01,812 --> 00:13:05,748 And I'm telling you, as his brother... Look, Casey is bad news. 181 00:13:05,816 --> 00:13:09,616 He's either gonna get bored and split, or something worse is gonna happen. 182 00:13:09,686 --> 00:13:12,587 So, you gotta do something. 183 00:13:15,358 --> 00:13:17,656 Hey, since when did you get all serious? 184 00:13:20,497 --> 00:13:22,727 Been reading Cosmo. 185 00:13:28,805 --> 00:13:31,968 It's very educational. 186 00:13:32,042 --> 00:13:35,534 Yeah. I never realized how much plumbing girls had down there. 187 00:13:37,614 --> 00:13:41,414 Like, there's this diagram, and it's like a map of Six Flags. 188 00:13:44,721 --> 00:13:48,748 Okay, everyone. Here's lunch. 189 00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:51,954 Hot dog soup! 190 00:13:53,296 --> 00:13:55,730 No more hot dogs! 191 00:13:55,799 --> 00:13:57,733 I'll just eat the grilled cheese. 192 00:13:57,801 --> 00:14:00,736 You mean, grilled cheese with hot dogs! 193 00:14:03,206 --> 00:14:05,697 Kitty, for God's sakes... 194 00:14:05,775 --> 00:14:09,768 I ate 14 hot dogs yesterday! 195 00:14:09,846 --> 00:14:12,371 Well, what do you want me to do, Red? They're everywhere. 196 00:14:12,449 --> 00:14:14,781 They're a curse on this house! 197 00:14:14,851 --> 00:14:17,843 Oh, fine. Let's make some calls. 198 00:14:17,921 --> 00:14:21,152 Maybe we can unload the damn things on a nursery school. 199 00:14:23,693 --> 00:14:27,026 You guys, I have let this thing with Casey go way too far. 200 00:14:27,097 --> 00:14:29,691 Yeah, no kidding. Donna's pretty far gone. 201 00:14:29,766 --> 00:14:32,326 She's starting to lash out at people at barbecues. 202 00:14:32,402 --> 00:14:34,370 You gotta kick his ass, man! 203 00:14:34,437 --> 00:14:37,668 Hyde, Eric cannot beat Casey with his fists. 204 00:14:37,741 --> 00:14:41,472 He's a special boy who must beat him with his special strengths. 205 00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:47,346 Now, let's think. What is Eric's special strengths? 206 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:53,384 Welcome back to TV's favorite game show... 207 00:14:53,456 --> 00:14:56,289 Get Into That Box! 208 00:14:57,794 --> 00:15:01,730 Now let's meet our returning champion, Eric Forman! 209 00:15:01,798 --> 00:15:04,096 Thanks. Good to be back, Fez. 210 00:15:05,368 --> 00:15:09,964 Let's meet our challenger, Casey Kelso! 211 00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:15,473 Casey Kelso, it's time to... 212 00:15:15,545 --> 00:15:18,878 Get Into That Box! 213 00:15:26,957 --> 00:15:29,187 How does he do it? 214 00:15:30,527 --> 00:15:32,995 He's so tiny! 215 00:15:39,169 --> 00:15:41,103 I would watch that show. 216 00:15:43,073 --> 00:15:45,667 Okay. That was great. 217 00:15:46,943 --> 00:15:49,002 Guys, I'm going over to Casey's. 218 00:15:49,079 --> 00:15:51,013 And I don't know what I'm gonna do. 219 00:15:51,081 --> 00:15:55,313 But if things get physical, I'm just gonna have to drop the hammer. 220 00:15:57,020 --> 00:16:01,457 And if all else fails, kick him in the stones and run like hell. 221 00:16:01,524 --> 00:16:03,583 Yeah, that's what I meant by "drop the hammer." 222 00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:16,967 Rhonda, your lively tongue has made me thirsty. 223 00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:24,813 Would you like to wet your whistle? 224 00:16:42,866 --> 00:16:45,357 Wow, thirsty lady. 225 00:16:47,037 --> 00:16:49,835 Well, we're off to a nice start. 226 00:16:49,906 --> 00:16:52,340 Shall we move on to second base? 227 00:17:01,217 --> 00:17:03,777 Ay, no. 228 00:17:06,089 --> 00:17:10,355 Guess what. I read your little "everything's my fault" article... 229 00:17:10,427 --> 00:17:13,225 and I realized why I cheated. 230 00:17:13,296 --> 00:17:15,355 Remember the first time I kissed Pam Macy? 231 00:17:15,432 --> 00:17:19,493 - Behind the gym? - And in the gym, and in her car. 232 00:17:20,637 --> 00:17:22,832 But, anyway... 233 00:17:22,906 --> 00:17:27,536 Earlier that day, I didn't have any money to buy you Tater Tots. 234 00:17:27,610 --> 00:17:31,944 You said that I'd never be able to support you, 'cause I wasn't smart enough. 235 00:17:32,015 --> 00:17:37,976 You're always puttin' me down like that, and it makes me feel bad about myself. 236 00:17:38,054 --> 00:17:40,614 And that is why I cheated. 237 00:17:41,858 --> 00:17:44,190 That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard! 238 00:17:45,595 --> 00:17:47,586 Just like that. 239 00:17:47,664 --> 00:17:52,363 And then I thought about it, and I realized that I'm not sorry either! 240 00:17:53,636 --> 00:17:56,628 Hey! 241 00:17:57,807 --> 00:17:59,798 Michael, what are you saying? 242 00:17:59,876 --> 00:18:05,178 I'm sayin' that we're not right for each other, because you make me feel bad! 243 00:18:08,318 --> 00:18:10,946 And... 244 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,954 And... 245 00:18:13,022 --> 00:18:15,252 I don't think I can be with you anymore. 246 00:18:17,393 --> 00:18:19,520 I want to break up. 247 00:18:21,397 --> 00:18:24,696 Wait, break up? 248 00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:27,531 No, no. Michael, I was wrong. Please, let's talk about this. 249 00:18:27,604 --> 00:18:29,970 - No. - Wait, but Michael! 250 00:18:37,013 --> 00:18:38,947 Casey, we need to talk. 251 00:18:39,015 --> 00:18:42,678 Well, I'm a little swamped right now, Foreplay. 252 00:18:45,155 --> 00:18:48,818 I think Donna thinks you love her... 253 00:18:48,892 --> 00:18:51,053 and if you don't, you shouldn't act like you do. 254 00:18:51,127 --> 00:18:53,595 What are you? The love police? 255 00:18:53,663 --> 00:18:56,188 Hands up! Love police is here. 256 00:18:56,266 --> 00:19:00,464 Hey, all I'm saying is that if you don't love her... 257 00:19:00,537 --> 00:19:02,562 just don't be with her, okay? 258 00:19:02,639 --> 00:19:05,199 Because she's a really special person... 259 00:19:05,275 --> 00:19:08,142 and someone out there could really love her. 260 00:19:08,211 --> 00:19:10,577 Someone out there or someone right here? 261 00:19:14,017 --> 00:19:16,178 Oh, hey, Eric. What are you doing here? 262 00:19:16,252 --> 00:19:18,186 He was just leaving. 263 00:19:18,254 --> 00:19:20,484 Oh. Well, I gotta go too. 264 00:19:20,557 --> 00:19:22,491 Hey, Pinciotti. 265 00:19:26,129 --> 00:19:27,960 Love ya. 266 00:19:28,031 --> 00:19:29,965 Oh, well, I... 267 00:19:33,303 --> 00:19:35,965 Thank you. 268 00:19:36,039 --> 00:19:39,372 Okay, well I'll, uh, I'll see you later. 269 00:19:42,979 --> 00:19:46,506 You see, Forman, it's just words. 270 00:19:47,517 --> 00:19:49,576 You don't have to mean it. 271 00:19:52,989 --> 00:19:58,689 If you make her cry, I'm coming right back here to kick your ass. 272 00:20:05,268 --> 00:20:09,796 Well, me and Jackie are officially over. 273 00:20:09,872 --> 00:20:12,272 We're as done as this hot dog. 274 00:20:14,177 --> 00:20:16,441 This hot dog isn't done! 275 00:20:19,582 --> 00:20:23,541 Well, if kicking Casey's butt is the same as babbling at him from a safe distance... 276 00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:26,054 then, boy, did I do it! 277 00:20:26,122 --> 00:20:29,956 But seriously, you guys, the days of Daffy are over. 278 00:20:30,026 --> 00:20:32,756 It's time for action. 279 00:20:32,829 --> 00:20:34,797 I'm goin' Road Runner on his ass. 280 00:20:35,798 --> 00:20:37,891 Beep, beep! Pow! 281 00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:42,404 Good. 282 00:20:42,472 --> 00:20:45,566 Because thanks to his stupid advice, Rhonda dumped me. 283 00:20:45,642 --> 00:20:48,167 I tried to steal third, but she blocked me... 284 00:20:48,244 --> 00:20:51,270 and choked me. 285 00:20:51,347 --> 00:20:54,373 Now there is no more baseball for Fez. 286 00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:56,384 It's back to handball. 287 00:20:58,121 --> 00:21:01,557 Girls, man. They'll make you miserable. 288 00:21:02,859 --> 00:21:04,827 Well, I got a date. 289 00:21:04,894 --> 00:21:06,987 "Tho" long, "thuckerth!" 290 00:21:09,932 --> 00:21:13,459 It's like Playboy... 291 00:21:13,536 --> 00:21:15,868 but girls look at it. 292 00:21:15,938 --> 00:21:18,873 I know. How hot is that? 293 00:21:21,044 --> 00:21:23,274 Oh, look. Six Flags! 294 00:21:28,451 --> 00:21:30,385 Well, that better not be a dirty magazine. 295 00:21:30,453 --> 00:21:34,184 Oh, Cosmo. Good for you. 296 00:21:34,257 --> 00:21:36,384 Cosmo? 297 00:21:36,459 --> 00:21:39,826 You boys are spending too much time together.