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Even though going to California
to rescue Donna...

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is one of the most romantic
things I've ever heard of.

3
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That's true. If he had gone by horse,
they would have made it a movie.

4
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Look, Mr. Forman...

5
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before you get all...
scary and pink...

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I just want to say that...

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running away to California
was completely selfish and immature.

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And, as for me, as long as I live
under your roof and eat your food...

9
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I should be
doing things your way.

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What a load of crap!

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You two are not above the law.

12
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Now, Eric, hand over the keys
to the Vista Cruiser.

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What? Dad, no.

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The Cruiser's my Batmobile.

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Without it,
I'm just a guy in a silly outfit.

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Now, Eric.

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A little time apart will
do you kids some good.

18
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So, Donna, I transferred you
to the Catholic high school-

19
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Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow.

20
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- What?
- That's right. You're starting this week...

21
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so you better get out
your Bible and brush up...

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on your Ten Commandments
and that thing about the dwarfs.

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- What the hell?
- Fez!

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Wait a second.

25
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You two look sweaty and guilty.

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Have you been eating my candy?

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- What candy?
- I didn't say "candy."

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And I certainly don't have
any candy hidden in the garage.

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I will be in the garage.

30
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Oh, God. Steven,
that was way too close.

31
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You need to learn to keep
your hands off me.

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Me? You're the one who can't
keep her tongue to herself.

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Please. I let you fool around with me
out of pity.

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You know what your problem is?
You're really cute...

35
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so no one ever told you
to shut your piehole.

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You think I'm cute?

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Shut your piehole!

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Oh, Catholic school?

39
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That's rough.

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- Yeah, my dad took away my slingshot-

41
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so I'm feeling it pretty bad too.

42
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What were you guys doing?

43
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Uh, we're just watching, uh-

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This old lady's eatin' a fish.

45
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Look, Jackie...

46
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we've been avoiding each other.

47
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I think it's time we hash
this thing out.

48
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It's okay. I'm good.

49
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I can see you're devastated
over losing me.

50
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You know what, Michael?
I'm fine. Really.

51
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You sound brave.

52
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But inside
you're a scrambled mess.

53
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Just remember this.
I'll always be there for you...

54
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in case you have
any physical needs, all right?

55
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Damn, Hyde.
What was that for?

56
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I just missed you, man.

57
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Wait. Donna, you're actually
gonna go to Catholic school?

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Not just Catholic school-

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Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow.

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That means "sad forever."

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Eric, we're never even
gonna see each other.

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Yeah, I know.
And I can't even drive you to school.

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And we can forget about
any lunchtime hokey-pokey.

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Man, it sucks not having a car.

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Well, I'm gonna go drive mine.

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- Catch you guys later.
- Wait, wait, Steven. Where are you going?

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- What do you care?
- I don't.

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- Um...

69
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you know, I just remembered...

70
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that I have to go to the mall...

71
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because they're having this
big Monday Madness sale.

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Jackie? It's Tuesday.

73
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See? Total madness!

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Poor kid, trying to replace me with shopping.

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Eric, what are we gonna do?

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I mean, if I go to this school,
our senior year is ruined.

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I mean, we're not even
gonna graduate together.

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You know what? Bob is not sending you
to that Catholic school.

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Now we're gonna sit down,
we're gonna figure out what we're gonna do.

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Guys? Let's get serious.

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It's simple.

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I'm gonna march over there
and talk to Bob.

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I love a good march.

84
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My birthday is in March.

85
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And then it's on to April.

86
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April showers.

87
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Oh! The Seduction
of Eric Forman...

88
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starring in the insatiable
April Showers.

89
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Are you really gonna
go talk to my dad for me?

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Eric, you're so sweet
and brave.

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Pound for pound, you're like the bravest guy
in the whole world.

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I love you so much!

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Well, my candy is safe.

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But something was up
with Jackie.

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She looked scared- like a deer
in the headlights with his pants down.

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Man, I feel sorry forJackie.

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I mean, to have to look at this all day
and not be able to touch it?

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I can't even do that!

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- I love you.
- I love you more.

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Sexy.

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Hey! You two quit it!
Okay? This circle is sacred.

102
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You don't do anything in here
that you wouldn't do in a church!

103
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No, wait.
In a cemetery.

104
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Wait.
In the teachers' lounge.

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Man, I've done it
everywhere.

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- Okay. This is my Michael box.

107
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I saved everything
that loser ever gave me.

108
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Hmm.
One-year anniversary.

109
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What a moron!

110
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Well, you know, I guess
Kelso's really history for you.

111
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I never thought that'd happen
till you met someone else.

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You met someone else!

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What?

114
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Someone else? That's crazy!

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You're crazy.

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Shut your piehole!

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- Hey, check it out.

118
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I was at the bakery, and this crumb cake
came fresh out of the oven.

119
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And when I think crumb cake,
I think Bob.

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Uh-huh.
What do you want?

121
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I want to talk to you about Donna
and that Catholic school.

122
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Crumb cake isn't gonna
get me to change my mind.

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Are you sure?

124
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Those are real crumbs.

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She's going to that school,
and that's final.

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Okay. Fine.

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But know this. I am prepared to fight this
with every fiber of my being.

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On the other hand...

129
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you-you can't put a price
on a good education.

130
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I can't believe they're making you wear
those knee-high socks every day.

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What the hell?

132
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Oh, my God!

133
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I'm blind!

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- Jackie!
- Get off me!

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Great outfit!

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Okay, so, um,
what exactly did you see?

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Hands, tongues.

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00:10:01,572 --> 00:10:04,402
Yours, his.
It was horrible!

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00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:09,735
You were like Siamese twins
joined at the beard.

140
00:10:12,271 --> 00:10:16,226
Hey, it was her fault, man.
She threw herself at me.

141
00:10:19,238 --> 00:10:22,136
No, no.
You were on top of me.

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00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,966
You pulled me.

143
00:10:25,038 --> 00:10:27,630
I've done a lot of partying,
so, you know...

144
00:10:27,705 --> 00:10:29,637
my balance is off.

145
00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:34,362
This is impossible.
You two hate each other.

146
00:10:34,438 --> 00:10:38,733
- Kelso is gonna freak out!
- Kelso!

147
00:10:39,904 --> 00:10:42,393
Settle down, Esmeralda.

148
00:10:45,071 --> 00:10:47,401
Kelso doesn't need
to know about this.

149
00:10:47,471 --> 00:10:51,267
Yeah, look, it's just a meaningless fling, okay?
We can stop whenever we want.

150
00:10:51,338 --> 00:10:55,270
- Well, then maybe you should.
- Why do you even care?

151
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Because you're breaking up
the band, Yoko!

152
00:11:05,505 --> 00:11:08,164
Well, naughty ladies wear plaid.

153
00:11:09,704 --> 00:11:11,932
Fez, please.

154
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:15,596
That's right.
Beg for it, sexy schoolgirl.

155
00:11:15,671 --> 00:11:18,728
Fez, we just caught
these two Frenching...

156
00:11:18,804 --> 00:11:21,827
like a couple of French people
at a Frenching festival.

157
00:11:23,171 --> 00:11:26,967
What? That's impossible.
You two hate each other.

158
00:11:27,038 --> 00:11:30,402
I said-
I just said that.

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00:11:30,471 --> 00:11:33,868
Okay, you are gonna tell us
how this happened right now.

160
00:11:33,938 --> 00:11:37,393
Ooh, I like it when you
order me around in that uniform.

161
00:11:41,505 --> 00:11:44,266
Okay, fine.
Look, I'll just tell you what happened.

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00:11:44,338 --> 00:11:47,270
It was a few weeks
after Donna and Michael left...

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00:11:47,338 --> 00:11:49,735
and Steven invited me over
to listen to a new record.

164
00:11:49,804 --> 00:11:51,736
I'm glad you're here.

165
00:11:51,804 --> 00:11:53,770
Check it out.

166
00:11:57,938 --> 00:12:00,029
Isn't it the coolest?

167
00:12:00,104 --> 00:12:02,263
Don't you just wanna shake it?

168
00:12:04,904 --> 00:12:07,699
- Wait. Time out on the fiield.

169
00:12:07,771 --> 00:12:10,602
I don't shake it,
and I don't listen to ABBA.

170
00:12:12,871 --> 00:12:16,769
Whatever. It's my story.
Anyway-

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00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,870
I could totally tell
he was trying to make a move.

172
00:12:21,938 --> 00:12:25,200
Then he held me real close
and said-

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00:12:25,271 --> 00:12:27,533
May I kiss you, milady?

174
00:12:33,838 --> 00:12:37,271
Hyde, I had no idea
you could be so formal.

175
00:12:39,505 --> 00:12:42,629
Come on.
She's so full of crap.

176
00:12:42,704 --> 00:12:47,034
Then why don't you tell us
what really happened, milady?

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00:12:50,205 --> 00:12:52,194
Fine. Fine, okay?

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00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,533
So I'm hanging out in the basement
like I usually do...

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when Jackie showed up.

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- It was obvious she wanted me.
- I want you.

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00:12:58,871 --> 00:13:00,803
That's obvious.

182
00:13:04,671 --> 00:13:07,365
God, that's crazy.

183
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,903
No, you so came on
to me first.

184
00:13:09,971 --> 00:13:12,096
You said that you
didn't have a new boyfriend.

185
00:13:12,171 --> 00:13:15,898
- He is not my boyfriend.
- I'm not her boyfriend. They just don't get it.

186
00:13:15,971 --> 00:13:17,903
No. Why would they?

187
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,903
Let's go, baby.

188
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:29,462
I'm leaving too.

189
00:13:29,537 --> 00:13:31,833
This basement's
tainted for me now.

190
00:13:34,871 --> 00:13:38,201
Well, I still want to know
how the hell all this happened.

191
00:13:47,138 --> 00:13:49,535
Another old lady.

192
00:13:49,604 --> 00:13:52,070
She can't even reach the wheel!

193
00:13:53,505 --> 00:13:56,027
I can't watch The Price is Right again.
I just can't.

194
00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:00,400
- God, the summer totally sucks.

195
00:14:00,471 --> 00:14:03,403
- There's nothing to do.

196
00:14:20,637 --> 00:14:22,569
I bid one dollar, Bob.

197
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,233
Hey. I'm gonna take
Donna to school.

198
00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:35,896
Oh! That's right.

199
00:14:35,971 --> 00:14:40,960
Dad took away my car when I did
that really super-romantic thing.

200
00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:46,561
Well, I guess we were
only reunited just to be...

201
00:14:46,637 --> 00:14:48,660
ripped apart again.

202
00:14:50,438 --> 00:14:52,562
Like Romeo and Juliet.

203
00:14:54,405 --> 00:14:56,927
You know...

204
00:14:57,004 --> 00:15:00,266
why don't you take
the car this one time?

205
00:15:01,737 --> 00:15:03,703
It'll be our little secret.

206
00:15:03,771 --> 00:15:06,532
- Okay.
- Okay. Shh!

207
00:15:09,904 --> 00:15:11,995
Where do you think
you're going?

208
00:15:13,405 --> 00:15:16,337
Mom said I could.

209
00:15:16,405 --> 00:15:20,201
- You just bought yourself another week, kiddo.

210
00:15:20,271 --> 00:15:23,396
Look, Dad, I need my car.

211
00:15:24,737 --> 00:15:26,999
Don't you remember when
you were in high school?

212
00:15:27,071 --> 00:15:29,162
I bet you had
some good times...

213
00:15:29,238 --> 00:15:32,499
driving around senior year
with your friends.

214
00:15:32,571 --> 00:15:37,061
My senior year,
I was driving a gunboat around Okinawa.

215
00:15:40,038 --> 00:15:45,561
And if you count
theJapanese snipers as my friends...

216
00:15:45,637 --> 00:15:48,069
then, yes,
I had some good times.

217
00:15:51,838 --> 00:15:53,770
You have to understand,
Eric.

218
00:15:53,838 --> 00:15:57,429
It's not that your father's
trying to be a bad guy.

219
00:15:57,504 --> 00:16:01,164
It's just that he's been
irreparably damaged by war.

220
00:16:04,404 --> 00:16:08,996
I'm just sick of you doing
whatever the hell you want.

221
00:16:09,071 --> 00:16:12,764
Your father and I feel that you're not
taking yourself seriously.

222
00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:14,770
- Hmm.

223
00:16:14,838 --> 00:16:17,599
You are such
a talented young man.

224
00:16:33,071 --> 00:16:35,764
- Eric!

225
00:16:35,838 --> 00:16:38,633
Oh. Uh, yeah.

226
00:16:38,704 --> 00:16:40,863
Forget about the car.
I gotta go.

227
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:49,599
Oh, look how cute
in her little uniform.!

228
00:16:53,771 --> 00:16:57,601
I'm gonna have to lock him in his room
and poke his eyes out.

229
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,600
- Here's what I don't get about Fantasy Island.

230
00:17:03,671 --> 00:17:06,364
You know when you get off the plane,
and you see Mr. Roarke...

231
00:17:06,437 --> 00:17:08,426
and that little kid
in the white suit?

232
00:17:11,604 --> 00:17:15,196
Well, if it's me, I'm like,
"This is creepy," right?

233
00:17:15,271 --> 00:17:17,930
So I just grab
a free daiquiri...

234
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:20,595
and I'm out of there.

235
00:17:23,437 --> 00:17:26,097
- Whoa!
- Whoa!

236
00:17:28,437 --> 00:17:30,995
Grow up. It's just a uniform.

237
00:17:31,071 --> 00:17:33,559
- Sorry.
- You're right. I'm sorry.

238
00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:35,569
Oh!

239
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:38,831
Oh!

240
00:17:38,904 --> 00:17:42,700
Man, that was totally
worth waiting for.

241
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,601
- I agree. Now we can go.

242
00:17:47,704 --> 00:17:49,636
How was your first day?

243
00:17:49,704 --> 00:17:52,795
Grim. This nun totally
spanked me with a ruler.

244
00:17:59,838 --> 00:18:04,203
Yet another reason
I wish I was a ruler.

245
00:18:12,104 --> 00:18:14,195
- Wait a minute!
- Weird!

246
00:18:16,671 --> 00:18:21,467
Okay. Now you guys
are sitting together?

247
00:18:21,537 --> 00:18:24,992
Oh, my God.
You guys aren't just fooling around.

248
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:27,468
You care about her.

249
00:18:27,537 --> 00:18:31,560
I do not.
She sickens me.

250
00:18:32,871 --> 00:18:36,133
No. No, no. I'm the one
who's sickened, okay?

251
00:18:36,205 --> 00:18:40,137
I'm not supposed to be seen
with scruffy guys like you.

252
00:18:40,205 --> 00:18:43,035
I date guys I can take out
in public.

253
00:18:45,437 --> 00:18:48,494
Yet you continue
with this abomination!

254
00:18:50,871 --> 00:18:54,234
You know, you guys
have to tell Kelso.

255
00:18:54,304 --> 00:18:58,862
Or we'll tell Kelso.
Shall we?

256
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,904
Wait. No, no, no.
Okay, guys. Look.

257
00:19:00,971 --> 00:19:03,402
What if we just
break it off right now?

258
00:19:03,470 --> 00:19:05,436
- Then he never has to know.
- Really?

259
00:19:05,504 --> 00:19:08,164
Look, there's nothing to even break off,
so it's fine by me.

260
00:19:08,237 --> 00:19:10,703
Yes.
This is what I want to hear.

261
00:19:10,771 --> 00:19:13,965
It'll be like it never happened.

262
00:19:14,038 --> 00:19:17,936
Donna, come.
Let us leave this unholy thing behind.

263
00:19:22,138 --> 00:19:24,535
Steven, do I really sicken you?

264
00:19:24,604 --> 00:19:26,729
No.

265
00:19:26,804 --> 00:19:30,292
I sicken me because you're supposed
to sicken me, but you don't.

266
00:19:34,138 --> 00:19:36,070
Well, I feel the same way.

267
00:19:36,138 --> 00:19:38,535
I mean, I like
how scruffy you are.

268
00:19:40,038 --> 00:19:42,027
Of course you do.

269
00:19:44,437 --> 00:19:47,665
Man, you know what? Screw it.
Let's just do what we want, okay?

270
00:19:49,404 --> 00:19:53,359
- Okay. What about Michael?
- Details, baby. Details.

271
00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:59,330
So, uh, how's that uniform
working out for you?

272
00:19:59,404 --> 00:20:02,064
Stop!

273
00:20:02,138 --> 00:20:06,695
Do you- Do you feel like a good girl
that just can't help being bad?

274
00:20:09,671 --> 00:20:12,069
Be bad, Donna.
I won't tell.

275
00:20:15,470 --> 00:20:19,062
Eric, it's not funny.

276
00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:21,899
I actually have to go
to this school every day now.

277
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,937
Without-Without you.

278
00:20:24,004 --> 00:20:26,868
Okay, so, you know what?

279
00:20:26,938 --> 00:20:29,927
We'll see each other nights
and weekends...

280
00:20:30,004 --> 00:20:34,902
and I'll come visit you at school.

281
00:20:34,971 --> 00:20:37,096
I mean, I still have a bike.

282
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:40,261
Eric, it's, like, 10 miles away.

283
00:20:40,337 --> 00:20:43,963
Ten- So what?
These legs were made for pedalin'.

284
00:20:45,904 --> 00:20:47,893
Come on.

285
00:20:47,971 --> 00:20:49,903
- You've seen my thighs.
- Yeah.

286
00:20:52,304 --> 00:20:54,270
You're a good boyfriend.

287
00:20:55,470 --> 00:20:57,402
"You're a good boyfriend" who?

288
00:20:58,871 --> 00:21:01,098
I'm not calling you
Principal Forman.

289
00:21:03,071 --> 00:21:06,195
Don't make me get
the ruler, young lady.

290
00:21:13,571 --> 00:21:16,696
Red can take Eric's car,
but he can have my car candy...

291
00:21:16,771 --> 00:21:18,930
when he pries it from
my cold, dead fingers.

292
00:21:20,771 --> 00:21:24,703
- You were right. Ten miles is nothing.

293
00:21:24,771 --> 00:21:28,168
Will you pick me up
from school every day?

294
00:21:28,237 --> 00:21:30,203
Sure.

295
00:21:34,270 --> 00:21:38,669
Uh, which-which arm hurts
when you're about to have a heart attack?

296
00:21:38,737 --> 00:21:40,726
Help!

