1 00:00:03,479 --> 00:00:06,274 Whatever. Whatever. 2 00:00:06,345 --> 00:00:08,334 Yeah, like I care. 3 00:00:08,412 --> 00:00:11,970 All right. I'll talk to you later, Jackie. 4 00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:14,876 Ew. Do you mind not getting all gooey and romantic... 5 00:00:14,946 --> 00:00:16,912 when I'm about to eat my breakfast? 6 00:00:16,979 --> 00:00:19,536 What crawled up your butt? 7 00:00:19,612 --> 00:00:21,669 You and Jackie. 8 00:00:23,046 --> 00:00:25,238 Then you started making out in there. 9 00:00:25,312 --> 00:00:29,335 Hey! No more butt talk at breakfast. 10 00:00:29,412 --> 00:00:31,435 Look, if you're not gonna break up with Jackie... 11 00:00:31,512 --> 00:00:33,444 then you have to tell Kelso, okay? 12 00:00:33,512 --> 00:00:38,069 - It's like the ethical thing to do. - Thank you, Johnny Cub Scout. 13 00:00:38,145 --> 00:00:41,407 What are you gonna do, take away my friendship merit badge? 14 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:45,536 No, because Cub Scouts are awarded achievement beads. 15 00:00:50,112 --> 00:00:52,408 Badges. 16 00:00:53,412 --> 00:00:56,344 - So, anybody hungry? - Yeah. 17 00:00:56,412 --> 00:00:58,708 - Yeah, that sounds good. - Starved! 18 00:00:58,779 --> 00:01:00,802 Ladies first. 19 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:05,069 Or ladies only. 20 00:01:05,145 --> 00:01:09,202 Oh, well, um- well, it's not all for me. 21 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:12,211 I'm eating for two now. 22 00:01:12,279 --> 00:01:15,439 - What? - I'm pregnant. 23 00:01:17,012 --> 00:01:19,706 Oh, God. No! 24 00:01:21,479 --> 00:01:25,309 I mean, great. 25 00:02:06,112 --> 00:02:09,840 Kitty, are you sure you're-you're pregnant? 26 00:02:09,913 --> 00:02:13,072 Maybe you're just puttin' on your winter weight. 27 00:02:18,446 --> 00:02:21,469 Red, a woman knows. 28 00:02:21,546 --> 00:02:25,137 Not to mention I'm late. And not for work. 29 00:02:25,212 --> 00:02:29,474 For my menstrual cycle. Hooray! 30 00:02:31,012 --> 00:02:34,672 That is great news, Mrs. Forman. 31 00:02:34,746 --> 00:02:37,234 Now, you stay away from those smokes. 32 00:02:37,312 --> 00:02:39,904 If you smoke when you're pregnant, they come out all spindly. 33 00:02:39,978 --> 00:02:41,911 Shut up. 34 00:02:41,978 --> 00:02:44,035 Mom, congratulations. This is awesome. 35 00:02:44,112 --> 00:02:47,272 Please, love me the most. 36 00:02:50,479 --> 00:02:52,536 Well, you're sure being quiet over there, Red. 37 00:02:52,612 --> 00:02:56,874 I'm... soaking in the moment. 38 00:02:56,945 --> 00:02:59,537 Okay. I-I know this is unexpected... 39 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:02,772 but I just think it's gonna bring us so much happiness, don't you? 40 00:03:02,846 --> 00:03:05,778 Sure. 41 00:03:05,846 --> 00:03:08,141 You know how much I love babies. 42 00:03:08,212 --> 00:03:12,201 Oh, what a day. I am so happy. 43 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:14,211 I'm just- I'm just gonna go throw up. 44 00:03:17,779 --> 00:03:21,302 I just don't understand how this could have happened. 45 00:03:22,813 --> 00:03:27,404 Hmm. Maybe it's about time we had "the talk." 46 00:03:29,912 --> 00:03:32,674 You see, when a boy loves a girl- 47 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:35,837 - Doesn't have to love her. - That's true. 48 00:03:38,912 --> 00:03:41,606 "Anyhoo," the boy's sexual organ- 49 00:03:41,679 --> 00:03:43,668 Hey! 50 00:03:43,746 --> 00:03:45,904 Shut it, dumb-ass. 51 00:03:48,945 --> 00:03:50,911 Wow. That kid's gonna love it here. 52 00:03:56,813 --> 00:03:59,040 I can't believe they're having a baby. 53 00:03:59,112 --> 00:04:02,078 I can't believe they're still having sex. 54 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:08,708 I mean, my Dad's back goes out if you look at him wrong. 55 00:04:11,813 --> 00:04:14,835 - That's why she was probably on top. - Thanks. 56 00:04:18,045 --> 00:04:21,341 Thanks, Hyde. You just killed a part of me. 57 00:04:21,412 --> 00:04:24,537 Yeah. That's why you got to put on your raincoat... 58 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:27,476 every damn time. 59 00:04:27,546 --> 00:04:30,706 Well, except for the first time. Free pass! 60 00:04:32,345 --> 00:04:34,777 No, Kelso, that's just a myth. 61 00:04:34,845 --> 00:04:37,141 You're only safe if you do it underwater. Right, Hyde? 62 00:04:40,212 --> 00:04:42,610 That's right, buddy. 63 00:04:44,379 --> 00:04:46,743 Oops. Oh, a little help, Donna. 64 00:04:46,812 --> 00:04:50,404 - Sure. - Oh, nice! 65 00:04:50,479 --> 00:04:53,070 Catch this, tool! 66 00:04:53,145 --> 00:04:55,577 - What was that for? - You keep dropping the ball. 67 00:04:55,646 --> 00:05:00,374 Well, so I'm a butterfingers. Isn't that punishment enough? 68 00:05:00,446 --> 00:05:04,378 Now look. The ball's all the way over there in the backyard. 69 00:05:04,446 --> 00:05:06,378 Little help, Donna. 70 00:05:06,446 --> 00:05:10,310 God! Fine, I'll get it. God! 71 00:05:10,379 --> 00:05:13,743 Hey, Steven. I had fun last night. 72 00:05:13,812 --> 00:05:16,869 - You had fun doing what? - Huh? Hey, Michael. 73 00:05:16,945 --> 00:05:20,036 Um, I went to the movies. Right, Donna? 74 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:23,408 Oh, um, I don't know. I was with Eric all night. 75 00:05:23,479 --> 00:05:25,411 But I'm really interested in this movie. 76 00:05:25,479 --> 00:05:27,502 Why don't you tell us all about it? 77 00:05:29,646 --> 00:05:32,077 Donna? 78 00:05:32,145 --> 00:05:34,338 Fine. 79 00:05:34,412 --> 00:05:38,344 You know, it's that new movie starring that big, red whore. 80 00:05:38,412 --> 00:05:43,174 Oh, you mean, the one where the big, red whore is sick of people keeping secrets. 81 00:05:43,245 --> 00:05:46,938 No. No, no. The one where the big, red whore keeps sticking her big, red nose... 82 00:05:47,012 --> 00:05:49,308 in places where it doesn't belong. 83 00:05:49,379 --> 00:05:52,902 Hey. Watch what you say about the big, red whore. 84 00:05:54,412 --> 00:05:58,640 Thank you, Eric. What did Sissy Spacek ever do to any of you? 85 00:06:06,745 --> 00:06:10,269 Way to go, guys. You know how he feels about Sissy! 86 00:06:11,345 --> 00:06:13,607 Fez, wait! 87 00:06:13,679 --> 00:06:15,735 Donna, what is with you? 88 00:06:15,812 --> 00:06:19,710 Look, I'm sick of covering for your creepy, unnatural relationship. 89 00:06:19,778 --> 00:06:21,869 And I shouldn't have to. 90 00:06:21,945 --> 00:06:25,877 I mean, Hyde, you and Kelso have been friends forever, and you owe it to him to tell him. 91 00:06:25,945 --> 00:06:30,139 Yeah, this is way worse than when you stole his headgear and used it to clean out your sink. 92 00:06:31,479 --> 00:06:33,808 It's tough love, man. 93 00:06:33,878 --> 00:06:35,969 You know what? Forget it. 94 00:06:36,045 --> 00:06:39,068 You obviously don't care about Kelso or any of the rest of us. 95 00:06:39,145 --> 00:06:42,543 Yeah, 'cause when this blows up, guess what. We're all screwed. 96 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:49,136 Steven, do you really think we're a creepy, unnatural couple? 97 00:06:49,212 --> 00:06:52,645 Come on. That's a crazy question. 98 00:06:52,711 --> 00:06:55,734 I mean, if this relationship wasn't just a little bit creepy and unnatural... 99 00:06:55,812 --> 00:06:57,971 I wouldn't be in it. 100 00:07:02,479 --> 00:07:06,172 Oh, Eric, look. 101 00:07:06,245 --> 00:07:09,006 Your little, pink baby sweater. 102 00:07:09,079 --> 00:07:12,375 Oh, oh, and the matching pink bonnet. 103 00:07:14,312 --> 00:07:17,800 Um, had they explained to you yet that I was a boy? 104 00:07:18,978 --> 00:07:21,876 Oh, I am just so excited about this baby. 105 00:07:21,945 --> 00:07:24,672 Well, yeah. You should be. 106 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:27,177 And Dad should be too. What's with him anyway? 107 00:07:27,245 --> 00:07:29,609 Oh, no. That's just his way. He'll be fine. 108 00:07:29,678 --> 00:07:31,769 When I first told him about you... 109 00:07:31,845 --> 00:07:34,368 he said, "Oh, crap!" and stormed out. 110 00:07:34,446 --> 00:07:37,639 But then he came back happy as a clam. 111 00:07:37,711 --> 00:07:42,269 And then, of course, when you got older, he got mad again... 112 00:07:42,345 --> 00:07:45,708 on account of you not being so very good at sports. 113 00:07:47,312 --> 00:07:49,743 Don't worry about your father. 114 00:07:49,812 --> 00:07:51,778 He'll come around. He always does. 115 00:07:55,512 --> 00:07:57,977 My "banky-boo"! 116 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:01,571 Hey, Forman. 117 00:08:01,645 --> 00:08:05,544 So I've decided I'm gonna tell Kelso about me and Jackie. 118 00:08:05,611 --> 00:08:09,100 Well, well. I'm glad you finally decided to listen to your conscience. 119 00:08:09,179 --> 00:08:12,611 It's not my conscience, man, 'cause I don't have a conscience. 120 00:08:12,678 --> 00:08:14,803 You know that. It's just 'cause, you know... 121 00:08:14,878 --> 00:08:17,572 I figured me and Jackie might be together a little while, so- 122 00:08:17,645 --> 00:08:21,373 But, man, she's the devil. 123 00:08:22,446 --> 00:08:25,071 What can I do? She's hot. 124 00:08:25,145 --> 00:08:27,270 No, you only think she's hot... 125 00:08:27,345 --> 00:08:30,209 because she's made of hellfire. 126 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:35,337 All right. What if you were stranded on a desert island with her? 127 00:08:35,412 --> 00:08:37,775 Murder-suicide. 128 00:08:37,845 --> 00:08:40,004 Okay. 129 00:08:40,079 --> 00:08:44,670 PictureJackie in a little bikini made out of coconuts. 130 00:08:46,212 --> 00:08:48,405 Where's our signal fire? 131 00:08:48,479 --> 00:08:51,569 And don't give me any, "Oh, boo-hoo, my hands are bleeding." 132 00:08:51,645 --> 00:08:53,634 Suck it up. 133 00:08:53,711 --> 00:08:56,871 Aw, damn, I got a splinter. 134 00:08:56,945 --> 00:08:59,911 You couldn't grab the tweezers as the ship was going down? 135 00:08:59,978 --> 00:09:02,773 Moron. 136 00:09:02,845 --> 00:09:06,039 Well, that was unpleasant. 137 00:09:08,645 --> 00:09:10,838 Okay. Try it again. 138 00:09:10,912 --> 00:09:14,037 But this time do what I do. 139 00:09:32,312 --> 00:09:35,176 Good God, she is hot. 140 00:09:36,545 --> 00:09:39,511 Hey, guys. What you talkin' about? 141 00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:42,067 Indy 500. 142 00:09:42,145 --> 00:09:44,134 - Nice. - All right. 143 00:09:48,345 --> 00:09:51,334 Hey, can one of you guys give me a ride to the D.M.V. tomorrow? 144 00:09:51,412 --> 00:09:53,570 - I lost my license in California. - Sure, Hyde'll take you. 145 00:09:53,645 --> 00:09:56,373 - What? - Yeah. It will give you two a chance to catch up. 146 00:09:56,446 --> 00:09:58,775 He can tell you how he spent his summer break. 147 00:10:00,611 --> 00:10:02,543 Yeah. All right. 148 00:10:04,446 --> 00:10:08,242 - So what happened to your license, man? - Oh, a shark ate it. 149 00:10:09,778 --> 00:10:11,744 Really? 150 00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:14,944 How? 151 00:10:17,446 --> 00:10:19,934 Fine. I lost it. You happy now! 152 00:10:22,179 --> 00:10:24,168 Oh, here you are. How ya feeling? 153 00:10:24,245 --> 00:10:26,234 Better? I bet you're feeling better. 154 00:10:26,312 --> 00:10:28,573 I'm fine. 155 00:10:31,745 --> 00:10:34,609 Is that liquor on your breath? 156 00:10:34,678 --> 00:10:36,610 What is the matter with you, Red? 157 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,871 Well- 158 00:10:38,945 --> 00:10:41,843 You know- I mean- 159 00:10:44,379 --> 00:10:46,311 It's just- 160 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,742 I'm not sellin' the Corvette! 161 00:10:48,812 --> 00:10:52,336 - What? - Kids are expensive. 162 00:10:52,412 --> 00:10:55,502 That's gonna be the first thing to go. 163 00:10:55,578 --> 00:11:01,068 I waited 25 years to have that car because we had kids. 164 00:11:01,145 --> 00:11:03,906 And believe me, I love them. 165 00:11:05,912 --> 00:11:08,310 But this is supposed to be our time. 166 00:11:10,345 --> 00:11:15,936 Kitty, people our age don't have kids. They have grandkids. 167 00:11:16,012 --> 00:11:18,637 Well, we're having a kid, so deal with it. 168 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:22,235 Well, I'm having a Corvette, so deal with that! 169 00:11:25,745 --> 00:11:28,711 Ooh, a staring contest. I got winner. 170 00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:41,309 Okay, Mr. Red, it looks like it's just you and me. 171 00:11:46,312 --> 00:11:48,709 Still the king. 172 00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:02,473 And here I am ecstatic, and Red comes home babbling about his precious Corvette. 173 00:12:02,551 --> 00:12:04,710 Well, I'll tell you something. 174 00:12:04,784 --> 00:12:09,183 I may be the one who's pregnant, but I did not get that way by myself. 175 00:12:09,252 --> 00:12:11,275 He's the one who wouldn't go to sleep. 176 00:12:12,985 --> 00:12:15,746 You know, Mrs. Forman, there are other ways of dealing with that. 177 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:19,114 I mean, have you tried telling him you just like him as a friend? 178 00:12:22,384 --> 00:12:26,215 You're carrying Red's baby. He should be kissing your ass. 179 00:12:26,285 --> 00:12:30,410 God! Why are men such jerks? Huh? 180 00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:32,643 Tell me. 181 00:12:35,252 --> 00:12:37,547 Well, I just came in here for the ice cream... 182 00:12:37,618 --> 00:12:40,482 so I'm just gonna make mine to go. 183 00:12:43,218 --> 00:12:45,683 Men plant their seed and think their work is done. 184 00:12:45,751 --> 00:12:49,081 But women have a being growing inside of us... 185 00:12:49,151 --> 00:12:51,810 the size of a wine jug. 186 00:12:51,885 --> 00:12:53,908 It's got to come out somehow. 187 00:12:53,985 --> 00:12:57,110 Oh, oh, oh. It's like that nature show, you know... 188 00:12:57,185 --> 00:13:01,412 where the snake eats an antelope in one bite, and you're thinking, "Impossible." 189 00:13:01,484 --> 00:13:05,917 And then it-it-it unhinges its jaw, and in it goes. 190 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:10,077 Well, giving birth is just like that, only the other direction. 191 00:13:10,151 --> 00:13:13,310 And I need your father there, holding my hand and telling me it's okay... 192 00:13:13,384 --> 00:13:17,476 because I can't swallow an antelope alone. 193 00:13:18,818 --> 00:13:22,477 No, you can't. And no woman should have to. 194 00:13:24,252 --> 00:13:26,241 That bastard. 195 00:13:35,618 --> 00:13:40,312 Ah, we've been here for, like, an hour. We've only moved, like, two feet. 196 00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:42,782 You think the lines at the D.M.V. are long? 197 00:13:42,851 --> 00:13:46,113 You should see the free clinic. 198 00:13:46,185 --> 00:13:49,117 Now, there's a wait. 199 00:13:49,185 --> 00:13:52,412 Man, you've been to the free clinic? 200 00:13:52,484 --> 00:13:55,279 No. 201 00:13:55,351 --> 00:13:57,283 Oh, but I did see your mom there. 202 00:13:57,351 --> 00:13:59,283 Burn! 203 00:14:01,784 --> 00:14:04,272 That's gonna leave a mark. 204 00:14:04,351 --> 00:14:06,977 Just like your mom did! 205 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,309 Come on. Move it! Damn! 206 00:14:15,851 --> 00:14:20,306 Gentlemen, I'm sorry you had to see my dark side. 207 00:14:20,384 --> 00:14:23,078 Please excuse me. I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. 208 00:14:23,151 --> 00:14:25,844 Ta-ta. 209 00:14:31,885 --> 00:14:34,214 Look, man, I got to talk to you about some things... 210 00:14:34,284 --> 00:14:36,250 that happened while you were gone this summer. 211 00:14:36,317 --> 00:14:39,613 Hyde, if this is about free ice cream, naked volleyball... 212 00:14:39,684 --> 00:14:44,140 or a dog wearing a hat and sunglasses, I'd rather not even know. 213 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:48,247 No, it's aboutJackie. 214 00:14:48,317 --> 00:14:50,442 What aboutJackie? 215 00:14:50,518 --> 00:14:53,211 She was with someone, I knew it. Damn it! 216 00:14:53,284 --> 00:14:56,115 Well, you know, you guys are broken up, so who cares, right? 217 00:14:56,184 --> 00:15:00,617 We're not- I don't care. It's just- 218 00:15:00,684 --> 00:15:04,810 I mean, she was a big part of my life... 219 00:15:04,885 --> 00:15:08,339 and I just hate the thought of her being off with some random guy. 220 00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:11,043 Well, what if I told you it was with a friend? 221 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:13,310 Would that make it better? 222 00:15:13,384 --> 00:15:15,543 No. 223 00:15:15,618 --> 00:15:19,914 That would make it worse, stupid. 224 00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:23,473 Aw, you're messing with me. 225 00:15:23,551 --> 00:15:26,312 Okay, 'cause I- A friend would never do that. 226 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,214 Aw, man. Hyde, you got me again. 227 00:15:29,284 --> 00:15:31,216 Just like I got your mom! 228 00:15:33,951 --> 00:15:36,246 What is with the hitting? 229 00:15:37,951 --> 00:15:39,883 Guys? 230 00:15:39,951 --> 00:15:42,781 I love this place. I want to work here. 231 00:15:42,851 --> 00:15:44,783 You just said you hated it. 232 00:15:44,851 --> 00:15:48,079 Yeah, but I went up to the counter, and the guy treated me like crap. 233 00:15:48,150 --> 00:15:51,878 But he was treating everybody like crap- poor, rich, black, white. 234 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,883 We're all crap. 235 00:15:53,951 --> 00:15:55,917 And look at him. 236 00:15:55,985 --> 00:15:57,917 Think he was popular in high school? 237 00:15:57,985 --> 00:16:02,508 No way. But now... he's the belle of the ball. 238 00:16:04,317 --> 00:16:08,306 Well, my friends, it's my turn to get a taste of those balls. 239 00:16:18,317 --> 00:16:22,579 Hey. I was just inside with Mom and she's really upset. 240 00:16:22,651 --> 00:16:25,845 I just want to know- What's your problem? 241 00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:31,083 You made me bald. 242 00:16:35,985 --> 00:16:38,780 - What? - Five generations- 243 00:16:38,851 --> 00:16:43,545 not one bald head in my family. 244 00:16:43,618 --> 00:16:47,414 Then you came along, and- Well, look at it. 245 00:16:49,951 --> 00:16:52,178 Children make me bald. 246 00:16:54,684 --> 00:16:57,309 You know what? Wear a hat. 247 00:17:01,084 --> 00:17:03,017 'Cause Mom is really scared... 248 00:17:03,084 --> 00:17:05,448 and she could really use a little damn support right now. 249 00:17:05,518 --> 00:17:07,450 And I don't usually tell you what to do... 250 00:17:07,518 --> 00:17:11,712 'cause you usually do the right thing, but this time you didn't. 251 00:17:11,784 --> 00:17:15,773 You know how you're always telling me to be a man? Well, be a man! 252 00:17:15,851 --> 00:17:17,874 I made you bald? You made me skinny! 253 00:17:26,684 --> 00:17:29,650 Oh, hey. How'd it go at the D.M.V.? Did you tell Kelso? 254 00:17:29,718 --> 00:17:31,809 Nah, I blew it off. 255 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:35,010 What? Why? 256 00:17:35,084 --> 00:17:38,482 I don't know. It's just really hot in there. 257 00:17:42,117 --> 00:17:45,242 Really? 'Cause I think you chickened out. 258 00:17:45,317 --> 00:17:48,044 No, I didn't chicken out, man. 259 00:17:48,117 --> 00:17:51,948 I just didn't want to drop the news in front of all those people, you know? 260 00:17:52,017 --> 00:17:54,848 I mean, haven't I done enough to the guy? 261 00:17:57,784 --> 00:18:01,045 So you felt bad? 262 00:18:01,117 --> 00:18:04,174 Oh, my God, you felt bad! 263 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:07,445 No, I don't feel bad. I don't feel anything. 264 00:18:07,518 --> 00:18:12,780 I don't know. I think someone's been to Oz and gotten himself a heart. 265 00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:21,410 - Shut up, Forman. - Yeah, Eric. 266 00:18:21,484 --> 00:18:24,882 Maybe we should lay off. He's had a rough day. 267 00:18:24,951 --> 00:18:27,644 - Aw. - I really want to lay off... 268 00:18:27,718 --> 00:18:30,411 but it's just so hot in here. 269 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:33,041 Get bent! 270 00:18:33,117 --> 00:18:35,549 - He felt bad. 271 00:18:35,618 --> 00:18:38,914 - I think we really got through to him. - Yeah. 272 00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:42,041 - He's not gonna tell Kelso. - No. 273 00:18:47,950 --> 00:18:50,610 Oh. So you're hiding out here. 274 00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:54,315 Got a call for some man about a Corvette. 275 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:59,282 What, you gonna buy another one so you can ride 'em around like a couple of water skis? 276 00:18:59,351 --> 00:19:03,078 - I'm selling the Corvette. - What? 277 00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:05,241 Look, could we finish this later? 278 00:19:05,317 --> 00:19:07,510 I'm kind of in the middle of something. 279 00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:13,149 Is that Eric's old cradle? 280 00:19:13,217 --> 00:19:17,741 Yeah, well, uh, the paint was all chipped off... 281 00:19:17,818 --> 00:19:21,181 and I kind of remember that, uh- 282 00:19:21,251 --> 00:19:24,240 that they liked sleepin' in this thing... 283 00:19:27,851 --> 00:19:32,010 when they weren't peein' and poopin' all over the place. 284 00:19:33,551 --> 00:19:37,313 Oh, Red. That is so sweet. 285 00:19:39,251 --> 00:19:41,240 Yeah, well... 286 00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:44,440 it might be fun. 287 00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:47,678 Hell, this time we might even get an athlete. 288 00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,740 Oh! 289 00:19:58,184 --> 00:20:00,116 - Hey. - Hey. 290 00:20:00,184 --> 00:20:02,116 So did you tell Michael yet? 291 00:20:02,184 --> 00:20:05,708 Oh, yeah, well, I was gonna, but, um, you know... 292 00:20:05,784 --> 00:20:08,249 the... timing just didn't seem right. 293 00:20:08,317 --> 00:20:10,249 Oh, I-I understand. 294 00:20:10,317 --> 00:20:13,715 I mean, it's kind of like- it's kind of like setting your hair. 295 00:20:13,784 --> 00:20:18,716 If you don't wait long enough, then it's totally flat and- like Donna's. 296 00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:23,375 But if you wait just the right amount of time, then it's perfect... 297 00:20:23,451 --> 00:20:25,542 like mine. 298 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,450 Steven, are you even listening to me? 299 00:20:29,518 --> 00:20:32,450 God help me, I am. 300 00:20:34,518 --> 00:20:36,507 Steven. 301 00:20:39,751 --> 00:20:42,774 So that's what an adulteress is. 302 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:46,010 I always thought that it was a tiny adult. 303 00:20:48,017 --> 00:20:52,915 Hey, uh- Hey, buddy, what do you say we take this party back to the living room, huh? 304 00:20:52,984 --> 00:20:55,246 Um, yeah, that's a good idea. 305 00:20:55,317 --> 00:20:57,749 No, but I want a peanut butter and banana- 306 00:20:59,850 --> 00:21:01,975 Why is Hyde kissin'Jackie? 307 00:21:09,317 --> 00:21:12,147 What the hell? 308 00:21:12,217 --> 00:21:14,183 He's dead. 309 00:21:23,084 --> 00:21:26,539 They have a lot of questions in the D.M.V. application. 310 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,879 Let's see. "Sex"? 311 00:21:29,884 --> 00:21:32,043 Please. 312 00:21:33,351 --> 00:21:35,647 Lots. 313 00:21:35,718 --> 00:21:37,650 "Address"? 314 00:21:37,718 --> 00:21:40,206 If I must, but I prefer pants. 315 00:21:42,684 --> 00:21:44,616 "State"? 316 00:21:44,684 --> 00:21:46,673 Nervous but excited. 317 00:21:47,917 --> 00:21:50,475 "Mother's maiden name"? 318 00:21:50,551 --> 00:21:53,039 Streisand, but she won't acknowledge me.