1 00:00:04,522 --> 00:00:06,818 Why is Hyde kissin'Jackie? 2 00:00:13,356 --> 00:00:15,345 What the hell? 3 00:00:16,456 --> 00:00:19,717 - He's dead! - Kelso! 4 00:00:20,789 --> 00:00:23,119 Open, damn it! 5 00:00:24,122 --> 00:00:26,315 No, they're gettin' away! 6 00:00:30,223 --> 00:00:32,155 What is wrong with this thing? 7 00:00:32,223 --> 00:00:36,349 Well, this is against my better judgment, but- 8 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:44,650 Thank you. Now Hyde's really dead. 9 00:00:44,722 --> 00:00:46,711 Oh! 10 00:00:50,589 --> 00:00:52,782 That's invisible! 11 00:01:34,956 --> 00:01:37,478 Donna, we have to stabilize him. 12 00:01:37,555 --> 00:01:39,851 We're gonna need pudding, and lots of it. 13 00:01:42,655 --> 00:01:45,519 Who chooses a chick over a friend? 14 00:01:45,589 --> 00:01:48,249 Kelso, come on. Remember when you made me walk home in a blizzard... 15 00:01:48,323 --> 00:01:50,652 'cause you wanted 10 extra minutes to make out with Pam Macy? 16 00:01:50,722 --> 00:01:53,711 No, but I didn't steal Pam Macy from you. 17 00:01:53,789 --> 00:01:57,278 And you could've played in the snow until we were done. 18 00:01:58,455 --> 00:02:01,286 Kelso, try to look at the facts. 19 00:02:01,356 --> 00:02:03,617 Jackie wanted to get married, so you bailed... 20 00:02:03,689 --> 00:02:06,883 so she found someone else, so now she doesn't wanna marry you. 21 00:02:06,956 --> 00:02:11,684 This solves your problem, albeit with an unpleasant twist ending. 22 00:02:13,889 --> 00:02:15,878 No. I don't care. I'm kickin' Hyde's ass. 23 00:02:15,956 --> 00:02:18,945 Kelso, Kelso, come on. You couldn't open my kitchen door. 24 00:02:19,022 --> 00:02:21,681 I mean- 25 00:02:21,755 --> 00:02:26,313 Seriously, think about how this plan usually turns out. 26 00:02:39,022 --> 00:02:41,920 That's my eye! 27 00:02:43,922 --> 00:02:45,911 Nice. 28 00:02:57,522 --> 00:03:00,716 Aah. My eye! 29 00:03:17,655 --> 00:03:20,178 That's my butt print! Look at it! No two are the same! 30 00:03:20,256 --> 00:03:22,017 Ow! 31 00:03:22,089 --> 00:03:24,554 My eye! 32 00:03:25,822 --> 00:03:27,879 Uh, what am I supposed to do? 33 00:03:27,956 --> 00:03:30,979 He broke the code! He's wrong! 34 00:03:31,056 --> 00:03:33,988 You know what? You're right. 35 00:03:34,056 --> 00:03:37,647 He's, like, my oldest friend, and he stabbed me in the back. 36 00:03:46,889 --> 00:03:51,049 So, Kelso, how many things around here have you put your butt on? 37 00:03:54,622 --> 00:03:57,452 Let's start with what I haven't put my butt on. 38 00:04:02,555 --> 00:04:04,612 Oh, just a moment. 39 00:04:04,689 --> 00:04:07,019 Red, it's somebody about buying the Corvette. 40 00:04:08,822 --> 00:04:14,686 Well, Marlin, we've just seen the male of the herd grunt his displeasure. 41 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,744 But what does it mean? 42 00:04:16,822 --> 00:04:19,913 - The grunting indicates aggression, Jim. - Ah! 43 00:04:22,122 --> 00:04:24,451 Idiots. 44 00:04:24,522 --> 00:04:29,420 I am about to sell something special to me, because we're having another baby. 45 00:04:29,489 --> 00:04:32,047 And to do that, I have to believe... 46 00:04:32,122 --> 00:04:36,417 that this child won't turn out a smart-ass! 47 00:04:40,789 --> 00:04:43,550 Hello. 48 00:04:43,622 --> 00:04:47,020 Yes. Don't call here again. 49 00:04:50,455 --> 00:04:54,251 - Well, what happened? - The guy sounded like he was eating. 50 00:04:54,322 --> 00:04:57,982 I don't want some fat bastard eating in my car. 51 00:05:02,255 --> 00:05:06,210 Anyway, I'm going to the doctor's this afternoon- 52 00:05:06,288 --> 00:05:09,982 because I'm pregnant! 53 00:05:10,056 --> 00:05:14,148 Oh. Oh. And you're picking your grandparents up from the airport. 54 00:05:14,222 --> 00:05:18,450 I'm going to tell them that... I'm pregnant! 55 00:05:18,522 --> 00:05:22,080 They get in from Phoenix at 5:00. 56 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:25,485 You know, I was hoping when they moved to Arizona, they'd get lost in the desert. 57 00:05:27,322 --> 00:05:30,516 - What's wrong with Mrs. Forman's parents? - Nothing. They're just- 58 00:05:30,589 --> 00:05:35,487 They're very complicated people who can't be summed up in a couple of words. 59 00:05:35,555 --> 00:05:40,613 - Grandma yells, Grandpa drinks. - That pretty much summed it up. 60 00:05:42,255 --> 00:05:45,086 Now, that is not true. My father is a wonderful man... 61 00:05:45,155 --> 00:05:47,815 who just gets a little sleepy. 62 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:52,821 And my mother, well- fine- is a little remote... 63 00:05:52,889 --> 00:05:55,082 which, I have learned through many helpful books... 64 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:58,815 makes it impossible for her to say, "I love you." 65 00:05:58,889 --> 00:06:00,821 Even if it's the only thing in the world... 66 00:06:00,889 --> 00:06:04,446 a sad little girl needs to hear. 67 00:06:04,522 --> 00:06:06,920 And which is why I say it to you every day. 68 00:06:06,989 --> 00:06:09,853 Eric, I love you. 69 00:06:11,922 --> 00:06:14,444 And you too, Steven. 70 00:06:14,522 --> 00:06:16,613 I love you! 71 00:06:16,689 --> 00:06:19,587 Oh, yeah. No, that's okay. You don't have to- 72 00:06:19,655 --> 00:06:21,917 No, that's all right. Okay, I love you too. 73 00:06:24,689 --> 00:06:28,416 I can't believe that you knew Jackie and Hyde were together and you didn't tell me. 74 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:32,615 We... barely knew. 75 00:06:33,689 --> 00:06:35,678 Yeah, we knew, but we were in denial... 76 00:06:35,755 --> 00:06:38,243 because it's so unnatural. 77 00:06:39,822 --> 00:06:42,549 Like radioactive spiders. 78 00:06:42,622 --> 00:06:44,918 Well, that's true. 79 00:06:46,422 --> 00:06:49,479 I'm- It's just- How can Hyde do this to me? 80 00:06:49,555 --> 00:06:52,578 - Uh-oh. It sounds like he knows. - Finally. 81 00:06:54,355 --> 00:06:57,150 What, your mom knew? 82 00:06:57,222 --> 00:07:01,245 And Fez? Fez never knows anything! 83 00:07:01,322 --> 00:07:04,720 I know. I'm really coming into my own. 84 00:07:05,722 --> 00:07:07,654 Whatever. 85 00:07:07,722 --> 00:07:10,654 You know, none of this is as bad as Hyde not telling me. 86 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:13,279 You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna make him tell me. 87 00:07:13,355 --> 00:07:17,287 - How are you gonna do that? - By outwitting him conversationally. 88 00:07:22,222 --> 00:07:26,314 What a fine game of cat and mouse it will be. 89 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:29,880 I'm gonna go find an eye patch. 90 00:07:33,889 --> 00:07:39,185 - So, what are you gonna say? - Oh, it'll come to me in the moment. 91 00:07:39,255 --> 00:07:41,448 Don't you think you should plan it out a little? 92 00:07:41,522 --> 00:07:45,284 Does an astronaut plan out his missions? 93 00:07:47,789 --> 00:07:51,017 What happens in cat and mouse if the cat is retarded? 94 00:07:54,689 --> 00:07:57,621 Oh, you just wait and see. 95 00:08:02,288 --> 00:08:07,653 - What's up? - That's an interesting question, Hyde. 96 00:08:07,722 --> 00:08:09,779 What is up? 97 00:08:12,155 --> 00:08:16,485 - Well, I guess you know about me and Jackie. - Ahh! 98 00:08:16,555 --> 00:08:19,282 So the battle of wits has begun! 99 00:08:24,055 --> 00:08:27,488 What battle of wits? I admit it. I've been messin' around with Jackie. 100 00:08:27,555 --> 00:08:30,077 I hate you! 101 00:08:30,155 --> 00:08:32,144 Ow! My eye! 102 00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:46,154 Thanks again for the dream catchers. 103 00:08:46,222 --> 00:08:50,518 A blind Indian with three fingers made those. 104 00:08:50,589 --> 00:08:53,487 It was quite a thing to watch. 105 00:08:53,555 --> 00:08:55,487 Wow. I wonder if him being blind... 106 00:08:55,555 --> 00:08:59,043 had something to do with the losing the fingers. 107 00:08:59,121 --> 00:09:03,679 Actually, I think they were taken as part of a primitive manhood ritual. 108 00:09:05,889 --> 00:09:09,286 Eric, I kinda like your grandparents. What were you so worried about? 109 00:09:09,355 --> 00:09:14,049 - Wait for it. - Burt, sweetie, I think that car is trying to pass. 110 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:18,144 - Why don't you move over? - Oh, he's fine. 111 00:09:18,222 --> 00:09:20,211 Honey, I really think you should move over. 112 00:09:20,288 --> 00:09:22,277 - Sweetie, he can go around. - Move! 113 00:09:22,355 --> 00:09:24,287 - I'm moving. 114 00:09:31,288 --> 00:09:34,947 And when he saw you guys kissing, he just fell apart. 115 00:09:35,021 --> 00:09:39,511 I mean, it was awful. And then he ran into the screen door. 116 00:09:39,589 --> 00:09:42,350 Oh, he's just so bad at doors. 117 00:09:43,555 --> 00:09:46,749 Look, if you don't work things out with Kelso... 118 00:09:46,822 --> 00:09:50,981 everybody's gonna choose sides, and nobody's gonna be friends anymore. 119 00:09:51,055 --> 00:09:53,180 Well, that's not my fault. 120 00:09:53,255 --> 00:09:55,278 Look, he deserted me. He broke my heart. 121 00:09:55,355 --> 00:09:58,788 - I didn't do anything wrong. - You're dating his best friend! 122 00:09:58,856 --> 00:10:00,822 You've gotta talk to him. 123 00:10:00,888 --> 00:10:03,548 You owe him an explanation. 124 00:10:03,622 --> 00:10:07,486 This is so not the way I wanted to spend the day. 125 00:10:07,555 --> 00:10:10,112 Well, I didn't wanna spend the day... 126 00:10:10,188 --> 00:10:12,983 wiping tears and pudding off of Kelso's cheek. 127 00:10:19,155 --> 00:10:22,280 Burt, honey, why don't you come over and sit with us? 128 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,787 I'm fine here. 129 00:10:24,856 --> 00:10:28,947 We'd really like it if you would sit and join the party. 130 00:10:29,021 --> 00:10:32,681 - I'm part of the party right here. - Sit! 131 00:10:43,322 --> 00:10:45,788 So, Burt, you're lookin' fit. 132 00:10:46,921 --> 00:10:49,853 Dry heat and central air. That's the key. 133 00:10:49,921 --> 00:10:52,046 Uh-huh. 134 00:10:52,121 --> 00:10:54,882 I've even got an air-conditioned garage. 135 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:58,615 We can go from the house to the car without ever feeling the heat. 136 00:10:58,689 --> 00:11:03,678 Wow. They literally never have to breathe fresh air. Wow. 137 00:11:04,755 --> 00:11:06,744 Who needs it? 138 00:11:09,322 --> 00:11:12,311 Yep. 139 00:11:12,388 --> 00:11:15,616 Well, those are some real nice sandals, Burt. 140 00:11:16,622 --> 00:11:19,144 Hardly ever see those on men. 141 00:11:22,388 --> 00:11:25,718 Also made by the handicapped Indian. 142 00:11:26,821 --> 00:11:28,810 What spirit. 143 00:11:31,188 --> 00:11:34,416 Oh, um, everybody's here. 144 00:11:34,489 --> 00:11:37,046 - Here she is. - Hello, Mom, Daddy. 145 00:11:37,121 --> 00:11:41,019 Kitty, tell everyone your wonderful news. Quick. 146 00:11:41,088 --> 00:11:44,748 - I'd really rather not right now, Red. - But that's why we're here. 147 00:11:44,821 --> 00:11:47,549 Yeah, for the love of God, Mom, tell them. 148 00:11:47,622 --> 00:11:51,110 - No, I said not right now. - Kitty, they came all this way. 149 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:54,382 - Yeah, come on. - Fine. You wanna hear the big news? 150 00:11:54,455 --> 00:11:57,012 The doctor told me I started menopause. 151 00:11:57,088 --> 00:11:59,418 Kitty, language! 152 00:12:00,455 --> 00:12:03,717 - You're not pregnant? - Nope. Nope. 153 00:12:03,788 --> 00:12:05,879 Just barren. Talk about that. 154 00:12:22,361 --> 00:12:25,849 Mom, I'm really sorry. 155 00:12:25,928 --> 00:12:29,088 I know you wanted a baby, but I'm not really sure what to say... 156 00:12:29,161 --> 00:12:34,059 mainly because I'm not really sure what menopause is. 157 00:12:37,961 --> 00:12:40,154 Are you-Are you gonna, like, lose your hair? 158 00:12:43,794 --> 00:12:45,783 Shut up! 159 00:12:48,128 --> 00:12:51,686 She's not losing anything. 160 00:12:51,761 --> 00:12:56,887 This just means that from time to time- 161 00:12:56,961 --> 00:13:01,553 A woman's body- Kitty, explain it to the boy. 162 00:13:05,894 --> 00:13:08,883 I'm just getting some juice. 163 00:13:08,961 --> 00:13:11,893 Hey, Mom, maybe you should talk to Grandma about this. 164 00:13:11,961 --> 00:13:15,791 Now, that's an idea. I mean, we're just ignoramuses. 165 00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:17,952 Okay, okay. Scoot. 166 00:13:19,728 --> 00:13:23,491 Is it- Is it like a lady-parts thing? 167 00:13:25,228 --> 00:13:27,217 We'll look it up in the World Book. 168 00:13:31,928 --> 00:13:34,360 Oh, those cookies look good. 169 00:13:35,395 --> 00:13:38,986 Well, thanks. Sorry I made a scene. 170 00:13:39,061 --> 00:13:42,255 Oh, you were just tired. 171 00:13:44,694 --> 00:13:47,559 No, I wasn't just tired. 172 00:13:47,628 --> 00:13:50,594 Mom, I'm having a really hard time here. 173 00:13:50,661 --> 00:13:52,594 Did it hit you this hard too? 174 00:13:52,661 --> 00:13:57,992 - Did what, dear? - Menopause. 175 00:13:58,061 --> 00:14:01,925 I never had it. 176 00:14:04,694 --> 00:14:06,627 Mom, everybody has it. 177 00:14:06,694 --> 00:14:11,286 Well, I've always been quite health conscious. 178 00:14:12,295 --> 00:14:15,090 I told you to eat more vegetables. 179 00:14:15,161 --> 00:14:20,150 You cannot expect me to believe that you never went through menopause. 180 00:14:20,228 --> 00:14:22,251 - Well, I didn't. - Yes, you did! 181 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:25,885 Well, it doesn't matter, because it's not nice to talk about. 182 00:14:25,961 --> 00:14:29,052 Not everything that needs to be talked about has to be nice. 183 00:14:29,128 --> 00:14:32,253 Mom, why don't you ever really talk to me? 184 00:14:33,361 --> 00:14:36,384 I told you I liked your cookies! 185 00:14:36,462 --> 00:14:38,451 I'm gonna find your father. 186 00:14:41,428 --> 00:14:43,417 Burt! 187 00:14:54,395 --> 00:14:56,860 Is she gone? 188 00:14:56,928 --> 00:15:00,156 You know, that woman is crazy. 189 00:15:00,228 --> 00:15:04,160 Your mother just doesn't know how to talk to people. 190 00:15:05,161 --> 00:15:07,150 If she yells at you... 191 00:15:07,228 --> 00:15:09,955 she really means that she's sorry you're upset. 192 00:15:10,028 --> 00:15:13,017 And if she breaks all your golf clubs... 193 00:15:14,028 --> 00:15:16,653 she means "happy anniversary." 194 00:15:20,828 --> 00:15:23,420 Oh, Daddy, I love you. 195 00:15:23,495 --> 00:15:27,257 I love you, punkin, and so does your mother. 196 00:15:27,328 --> 00:15:29,919 Burt.! 197 00:15:31,828 --> 00:15:34,192 - You never saw me. - Okay. 198 00:15:42,328 --> 00:15:44,623 Try to get my eye now! 199 00:15:50,428 --> 00:15:52,417 Hyde, get off! 200 00:15:53,428 --> 00:15:55,689 Not until you calm down. 201 00:15:56,994 --> 00:16:00,585 - Ah! A wet one! 202 00:16:00,661 --> 00:16:04,059 Fez, I'm gonna get free eventually, and then I'm gonna kick your ass! 203 00:16:08,627 --> 00:16:11,287 Kelso, look, man, we need to settle this. 204 00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:14,225 No, I don't wanna settle this! I don't wanna talk about it! 205 00:16:14,295 --> 00:16:17,818 All I wanna do is pound you so you can feel as bad as I do! 206 00:16:21,828 --> 00:16:23,817 Fine. Fair enough. 207 00:16:25,128 --> 00:16:27,593 Go ahead and hit me. Free shot. 208 00:16:28,661 --> 00:16:31,184 You gonna hit me back? 209 00:16:33,728 --> 00:16:36,922 No, man. That's why they call it a free shot. 210 00:16:36,994 --> 00:16:39,222 Oh. Okay. 211 00:16:39,295 --> 00:16:41,284 Get ready. 212 00:16:41,361 --> 00:16:43,350 Here it comes. 213 00:16:46,395 --> 00:16:48,384 It's comin'. 214 00:16:50,161 --> 00:16:52,320 Get ready. 215 00:16:52,395 --> 00:16:54,384 We're ready. Do it, fool! 216 00:17:06,961 --> 00:17:08,950 You know what? 217 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,017 Forget it. 218 00:17:11,095 --> 00:17:13,084 It's not gonna change anything. 219 00:17:14,395 --> 00:17:18,293 I just- Forget it. 220 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,889 Look, Kelso... 221 00:17:27,961 --> 00:17:30,722 I didn't plan for this, but- 222 00:17:35,561 --> 00:17:37,686 Look, I'm sorry, okay? 223 00:17:38,894 --> 00:17:41,792 I'm- I'm really sorry. 224 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,884 Aw! 225 00:17:46,261 --> 00:17:48,920 Would you get bent? 226 00:17:51,794 --> 00:17:56,386 - So what are we gonna do now? - I'll tell you what you guys are gonna do. 227 00:17:56,461 --> 00:18:00,723 You two are gonna shake hands, and you're gonna be done with it. 228 00:18:00,794 --> 00:18:02,623 No. 229 00:18:02,694 --> 00:18:04,819 Come on. Give it a try. 230 00:18:04,894 --> 00:18:07,383 Shake hands. 231 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,586 - I don't wanna. - Shake! 232 00:18:17,794 --> 00:18:21,624 - Well, well. Look who it is. 233 00:18:21,694 --> 00:18:24,126 Uh, look, Michael, I'm glad I found you. 234 00:18:25,195 --> 00:18:29,355 - How's your eye? - What do you care? 235 00:18:29,427 --> 00:18:32,689 Okay. Look, Michael, I know we should've told you sooner... 236 00:18:32,761 --> 00:18:35,284 but I'm not gonna say I'm sorry... 237 00:18:35,361 --> 00:18:38,622 because I wanted you, and you left and broke my heart. 238 00:18:38,694 --> 00:18:40,626 And I like Steven now... 239 00:18:40,694 --> 00:18:43,354 so you need to get over it so we can all become friends again. 240 00:18:45,295 --> 00:18:47,284 Apology accepted. 241 00:18:50,061 --> 00:18:53,323 Here, let me help you. 242 00:18:55,128 --> 00:18:59,457 - Ow. My eye. - Yeah. 243 00:19:03,494 --> 00:19:05,483 Hey. 244 00:19:07,828 --> 00:19:11,487 - How you doin'? - Oh, great. 245 00:19:11,561 --> 00:19:14,153 It's so nice to no longer be a woman. 246 00:19:16,295 --> 00:19:18,726 Kitty, that's not true. 247 00:19:20,928 --> 00:19:24,690 You know, I've been tryin' to think what I could do to- 248 00:19:24,761 --> 00:19:28,853 to make you feel better, and I finally came up with something. 249 00:19:29,861 --> 00:19:32,418 I sent your parents home early. 250 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:42,349 That kinda helps. 251 00:19:44,228 --> 00:19:48,217 I just- I really wanted to be pregnant. 252 00:19:50,894 --> 00:19:53,053 You know what the real kicker is? 253 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:57,292 This morning, when we thought you were still pregnant... 254 00:19:59,195 --> 00:20:01,184 I sold my Corvette. 255 00:20:20,527 --> 00:20:22,720 Memorial Day, meningitis- 256 00:20:22,794 --> 00:20:24,783 Okay, here we go. Menopause. 257 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:30,924 Good God! I didn't think they'd have pictures. 258 00:20:35,128 --> 00:20:39,253 Well, at least they use the word "uterus" a lot. 259 00:20:41,661 --> 00:20:43,718 I could've gone a whole lifetime... 260 00:20:43,794 --> 00:20:46,658 without knowing they had a mucus membrane. 261 00:20:55,161 --> 00:20:57,956 Well, you just- 262 00:20:58,028 --> 00:21:00,653 You can't unlearn something like that, you know? 263 00:21:00,728 --> 00:21:02,660 Oh, no. Look at the symptoms. 264 00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:06,421 "Temperamental behavior, mood swings, facial hair." 265 00:21:08,728 --> 00:21:12,387 Uh-oh. Dad, I think you have menopause. 266 00:21:25,427 --> 00:21:27,416 Hey, Eric, can you hand me a cookie? 267 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:30,517 No, I can't reach while I'm driving. 268 00:21:30,594 --> 00:21:33,526 - Come on. Please? Just one cookie. - Just wait till I stop. 269 00:21:33,594 --> 00:21:35,583 Cookie! 270 00:21:39,494 --> 00:21:42,688 You know, Donna, you catch more flies with sugar. 271 00:21:44,061 --> 00:21:46,050 Right, Burt?