1 00:00:10,852 --> 00:00:13,818 You know, Eric, I'm really happy with our relationship right now. 2 00:00:13,885 --> 00:00:17,908 Yeah, me too. It's like we're way past the "broken up and miserable" stage... 3 00:00:17,986 --> 00:00:21,941 and we're back in the "having sex again" stage, so- 4 00:00:23,052 --> 00:00:25,711 Yeah. Thumbs up from this end too. Yeah. 5 00:00:25,785 --> 00:00:29,683 I'm serious. I mean, we've been through a lot... 6 00:00:29,752 --> 00:00:32,514 and even though some of it wasn't exactly fun- 7 00:00:32,586 --> 00:00:36,040 I mean, it was worth it, because now we know that we can handle anything. 8 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,676 And we don't freak out about the little stuff. 9 00:00:38,752 --> 00:00:41,082 Right. 10 00:00:41,152 --> 00:00:44,606 Like that time we got in that big fight because I ran over your cat. 11 00:00:47,386 --> 00:00:50,079 - That wasn't little stuff. I really loved that cat. - Yeah. No. 12 00:00:50,152 --> 00:00:54,607 Yeah. No, I know. I- I mean, uh, the cat was little. 13 00:00:56,919 --> 00:01:01,851 Anyway, when you came to California, I knew you were the one. 14 00:01:01,919 --> 00:01:05,010 So I got you a gift to symbolize how far we've come. 15 00:01:05,086 --> 00:01:09,348 Is it, like, one of those gifts that women get for men... 16 00:01:09,419 --> 00:01:11,510 but they actually wear themselves? 17 00:01:14,719 --> 00:01:16,651 Here. 18 00:01:19,119 --> 00:01:22,381 - It's a ring. 19 00:01:22,453 --> 00:01:24,748 Yeah. 20 00:01:24,819 --> 00:01:27,047 And I'm a man. 21 00:01:28,119 --> 00:01:30,051 Yeah. It's a man-ring. 22 00:01:32,719 --> 00:01:34,651 A man-ring. 23 00:01:35,652 --> 00:01:38,346 Yea! 24 00:02:16,885 --> 00:02:18,817 Morning. 25 00:02:18,885 --> 00:02:21,215 What the hell's that thing on your finger? 26 00:02:23,986 --> 00:02:26,248 This is my new man-ring. 27 00:02:28,419 --> 00:02:31,408 Donna got it for me, so I'll feel right at home... 28 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:34,179 when the gypsies come to town. 29 00:02:34,252 --> 00:02:37,581 Well, take it off. You look like some kind of fruity magician. 30 00:02:39,585 --> 00:02:42,813 Well, I think it's sweet. 31 00:02:42,885 --> 00:02:44,817 I can enjoy these things now... 32 00:02:44,885 --> 00:02:47,874 because I am not gonna let menopause get me down. 33 00:02:47,952 --> 00:02:53,714 Mm-mmm. No depression, night sweats, or sudden mood swings for me. 34 00:02:53,785 --> 00:02:56,444 Well, I guess that's starting today, huh? 35 00:03:00,252 --> 00:03:02,843 'Cause last night, you hit the trifecta there. 36 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:08,143 Well, I just refuse to be sad... 37 00:03:08,219 --> 00:03:10,276 about the fact that I'm never gonna have another baby. 38 00:03:10,353 --> 00:03:12,342 I don't need another baby. 39 00:03:12,419 --> 00:03:15,351 I got a lot to look forward to. 40 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:20,908 Like picking out my casket. 41 00:03:22,186 --> 00:03:24,118 - Oh, Kitty. - I- 42 00:03:24,186 --> 00:03:27,175 - It's okay. 43 00:03:27,252 --> 00:03:30,275 You've still got Eric. 44 00:03:30,353 --> 00:03:33,046 He's sort of a baby. 45 00:03:34,052 --> 00:03:37,177 I'll make him cry if you want. 46 00:03:41,152 --> 00:03:44,549 - Man, that is one big-ass ring! 47 00:03:45,819 --> 00:03:48,649 Hey, maybe people'll think you won the Super Bowl. 48 00:03:50,785 --> 00:03:52,842 Nah. Nobody'd believe that. 49 00:03:52,919 --> 00:03:56,749 But he could be the sick little kid the whole team rallies around. 50 00:04:01,485 --> 00:04:03,644 Well, guys. Wish me luck. Today... 51 00:04:03,719 --> 00:04:07,412 I have a job interview at the Department of Motor Vehicles. 52 00:04:08,685 --> 00:04:11,277 All right. Good luck, man. 53 00:04:11,353 --> 00:04:13,342 Oh, Eric. 54 00:04:15,752 --> 00:04:18,616 What a glorious man-ring. 55 00:04:24,452 --> 00:04:26,850 See, I told you to accessorize... 56 00:04:26,919 --> 00:04:30,442 and you finally listened, huh? 57 00:04:30,518 --> 00:04:32,575 - Man, you like it? - Yeah. What's not to like? 58 00:04:32,652 --> 00:04:35,482 It's hypnotic. It looks like he has superpowers. 59 00:04:37,219 --> 00:04:41,674 Man, I'd like to see the lame-o superhero that had to wear that ring. 60 00:04:51,485 --> 00:04:53,417 Okay, super pals... 61 00:04:53,485 --> 00:04:57,508 I need a danger alert status report. 62 00:04:57,585 --> 00:05:00,517 My sensors indicate... 63 00:05:00,585 --> 00:05:03,983 peace and quiet throughout the universe. 64 00:05:06,652 --> 00:05:10,448 I think the oceans are secure, but I cannot check for another 45 minutes. 65 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:13,814 Because... I just ate. 66 00:05:18,186 --> 00:05:20,845 - Hi, guys. - No. 67 00:05:20,919 --> 00:05:24,976 You've been brainwashed and forced to wear this hideously ugly ring! 68 00:05:25,052 --> 00:05:27,916 Actually, it's a gift. From me. 69 00:05:27,986 --> 00:05:30,975 Form of- the worst gift ever. 70 00:05:31,052 --> 00:05:35,416 Shape of- uh, hope you kept the receipt. 71 00:05:35,485 --> 00:05:39,440 - Oh, no! Alien zombies are attacking the Earth. 72 00:05:39,518 --> 00:05:42,382 - Let's swing into action, gang. - Hang on a second! 73 00:05:42,452 --> 00:05:45,180 We're still on this ring. 74 00:05:45,252 --> 00:05:47,945 Are you sure it's not an evil alien artifact? 75 00:05:48,019 --> 00:05:50,280 I got it at the mall. 76 00:05:53,819 --> 00:05:55,876 Greetings, super dumb-asses. 77 00:05:55,952 --> 00:05:59,714 Oh, no! It's Dr. Bald. 78 00:05:59,785 --> 00:06:04,581 Any minute now, my army of alien zombies will be inva- 79 00:06:05,585 --> 00:06:08,847 Good Lord! That is an ugly ring! 80 00:06:10,819 --> 00:06:14,013 Hey, alien zombies, get a load of that ring! 81 00:06:21,285 --> 00:06:25,411 - All right. That's it. This thing's comin' off. - Oh, whoa! Be careful, man. 82 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:29,349 You drop something that big and heavy, it'll throw off the Earth's rotation. 83 00:06:29,418 --> 00:06:32,112 We'll all go crashing into the sun. 84 00:06:32,186 --> 00:06:35,379 Way to use science in a burn. 85 00:06:38,385 --> 00:06:42,647 - Donna, guess who hates the ring you got him? 86 00:06:42,719 --> 00:06:45,708 Eric hates the ring? 87 00:06:45,785 --> 00:06:48,774 - He told me he loved it. - Well. See... 88 00:06:48,852 --> 00:06:51,909 Eric told Steven that the ring was so ugly... 89 00:06:51,986 --> 00:06:55,418 that the Elephant Man wears it to distract people from his face. 90 00:06:57,986 --> 00:07:00,508 That ring is beautiful. 91 00:07:00,585 --> 00:07:03,949 You know, what's ugly is his bony little finger. 92 00:07:05,552 --> 00:07:08,541 Hey. You know what? If he can't appreciate it... 93 00:07:08,619 --> 00:07:11,278 let's just take it back and buy me somethin' pretty. 94 00:07:13,719 --> 00:07:16,480 According to your application, your last job... 95 00:07:16,552 --> 00:07:18,609 was as Dancer Number Three... 96 00:07:18,685 --> 00:07:21,617 in the school production of My Fair Lady. 97 00:07:23,719 --> 00:07:26,514 Yes. It was magical. 98 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:35,050 Uh-huh. I'm afraid your theater experience... 99 00:07:35,119 --> 00:07:39,142 doesn't really apply to working here at the D.M.V. 100 00:07:39,218 --> 00:07:43,514 But, Nina, what is the D.M.V. really, if not one big stage? 101 00:07:43,585 --> 00:07:48,608 The D.M.V. is the Department of Motor Vehicles. It is not a stage. 102 00:07:48,685 --> 00:07:51,242 Ah, but in a way, they're very similar. 103 00:07:51,318 --> 00:07:53,409 - No, they're not. - Oh, but really, they are. 104 00:07:53,485 --> 00:07:55,678 - No, they're not. - Okay. 105 00:07:57,552 --> 00:07:59,882 - They are. - No, they're not! 106 00:08:02,952 --> 00:08:05,884 I'm just gonna put down no prior experience. 107 00:08:05,952 --> 00:08:08,611 Fair enough. 108 00:08:08,685 --> 00:08:11,344 Ah, but you haven't asked me about my special skills yet. 109 00:08:12,986 --> 00:08:18,213 Well, I really don't see how a fondness for pie is relevant. 110 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:25,942 But, Nina, what is the D.M.V. really, if not one big pie shop? 111 00:08:37,318 --> 00:08:40,250 Great. Clicker's on the fritz. 112 00:08:40,318 --> 00:08:43,250 All I want to do is see the end of Guiding Light, and it won't click. 113 00:08:43,318 --> 00:08:45,307 - Click, damn it! Click! 114 00:08:48,885 --> 00:08:50,817 Kitty? 115 00:08:50,885 --> 00:08:54,010 I think your lady problem is acting up again. 116 00:08:55,151 --> 00:08:57,549 It jus- It just won't click, that's all. 117 00:08:57,619 --> 00:09:00,676 It's supposed to click, Red. It's a clicker. That's what it does. 118 00:09:00,752 --> 00:09:04,582 Okay. Let's get you to bed. 119 00:09:04,652 --> 00:09:08,516 Okay, you guys? Uh, very important. Donna's coming over, and I lost the ring she gave me. 120 00:09:08,585 --> 00:09:10,813 - I thought I had it in the basement. - Eric, please! 121 00:09:10,885 --> 00:09:13,476 Your mother is having a breakdown. 122 00:09:13,552 --> 00:09:18,746 No. The only thing having a breakdown around here is the clicker! 123 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:23,342 Why won't it click, Red? Nothing loves me! 124 00:09:26,852 --> 00:09:29,477 Okay, Eric. Jackie just told me... 125 00:09:29,552 --> 00:09:31,711 that Hyde told her that you hate the ring. 126 00:09:31,785 --> 00:09:33,978 Uh-oh. 127 00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:36,779 I happen to think it's beautiful. 128 00:09:36,852 --> 00:09:40,249 Besides, that is what a man-ring looks like. 129 00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:45,250 Well, you know, Donna, maybe I'm just not a man-ring kind of guy. 130 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:50,683 I mean, I like man-pants and man-shirts. 131 00:09:50,752 --> 00:09:54,548 Eric, you could've just told me you didn't like it when I gave it to you. 132 00:09:54,619 --> 00:09:56,551 You know what? Just- Just give it back. 133 00:09:56,619 --> 00:09:58,983 I absolutely will... 134 00:09:59,051 --> 00:10:02,415 just as soon as I find it. 135 00:10:02,485 --> 00:10:04,474 What? 136 00:10:04,552 --> 00:10:06,677 How could you lose it? 137 00:10:06,752 --> 00:10:08,684 I told you it was a symbol... 138 00:10:08,752 --> 00:10:12,809 of our loving freakin' relationship! 139 00:10:12,885 --> 00:10:15,214 And my losing it is a symbol... 140 00:10:15,285 --> 00:10:19,775 of how much I love and... respect you? 141 00:10:21,251 --> 00:10:25,411 I need cold compresses and a Bloody Mary. Quick! 142 00:10:26,785 --> 00:10:30,182 Your mother is talking about adopting a communist orphan. 143 00:10:30,251 --> 00:10:33,479 Now move. I need help, damn it! 144 00:10:43,698 --> 00:10:48,096 I don't... understand. How could I lose a 25-pound ring? 145 00:10:49,598 --> 00:10:54,530 I once lost a six-foot-long rubber chili dog. 146 00:10:54,598 --> 00:10:56,587 And I still haven't found it. 147 00:10:56,665 --> 00:10:58,597 It's just gone! 148 00:10:58,665 --> 00:11:01,358 You know what, Hyde? This whole thing's your fault. 149 00:11:01,431 --> 00:11:03,590 You're the one who told Jackie I didn't like the ring. 150 00:11:03,665 --> 00:11:06,597 Hyde stabbed you in the back? 151 00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:09,130 No. He wouldn't do anything like that. 152 00:11:09,198 --> 00:11:12,631 Like he didn't stealJackie from me. Oh, wait a minute! 153 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:16,324 Look, man. I told her not to tell. 154 00:11:16,398 --> 00:11:18,125 Yeah. And I told you not to tell. 155 00:11:18,198 --> 00:11:21,130 You and Jackie are gossiping now? 156 00:11:21,198 --> 00:11:25,290 You know, the more you two go out, the more like each other you get. 157 00:11:25,364 --> 00:11:28,922 Yeah. Who knows what you and your little girlfriend are gonna be like in a couple months. 158 00:11:28,997 --> 00:11:31,793 - Two, four, six, eight. 159 00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:35,126 Who do we appreciate? Go team! 160 00:11:35,198 --> 00:11:37,664 - Whoo! - Whoo-hoo! Number one! Yeah! 161 00:11:40,098 --> 00:11:42,587 Jackie? I heard the best piece of gossip. 162 00:11:42,665 --> 00:11:44,994 Eric Forman doesn't have any school spirit. 163 00:11:45,064 --> 00:11:48,030 I'm tellin' everyone! 164 00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:51,724 - Too late. I already did. 165 00:11:52,898 --> 00:11:55,090 First of all, Jackie is not my girlfriend. 166 00:11:55,164 --> 00:11:57,925 And second of all, I'm not the only one who spills stuff around here. 167 00:11:57,997 --> 00:12:02,487 Yeah. You're right. Hey, Kelso. Hyde watches Little House on the Prairie. 168 00:12:06,798 --> 00:12:10,059 Little House on the Prairie? 169 00:12:10,131 --> 00:12:12,222 It reminds me of a simpler time. 170 00:12:19,298 --> 00:12:24,230 How could Eric lose that ring? And more importantly, how could he think it was ugly? 171 00:12:24,298 --> 00:12:28,060 It's got real nugget-gold plating and the abalone is inlaid. 172 00:12:29,731 --> 00:12:34,595 If you were my girlfriend, I would be proud to wear that ring. 173 00:12:34,665 --> 00:12:38,062 Heck, I'd wear it if you just wanted to fool around a little. 174 00:12:38,131 --> 00:12:41,620 Get my drift, Big "D"? 175 00:12:43,164 --> 00:12:46,722 All I know is, you guys better watch what you say around here. 176 00:12:46,798 --> 00:12:51,321 Some people can't be trusted because they have a great, big mouth! Jackie! 177 00:12:52,465 --> 00:12:54,590 How could you say that? My mouth... 178 00:12:54,665 --> 00:12:57,495 is in perfect proportion to the rest of my face. 179 00:12:59,098 --> 00:13:01,758 Plenty of classy men wear rings. 180 00:13:01,832 --> 00:13:05,286 Wayne Newton. The pope. 181 00:13:05,364 --> 00:13:08,159 My Uncle Carmine from Hoboken. 182 00:13:08,231 --> 00:13:11,095 You lose his ring, you wake up in a Dumpster. 183 00:13:11,164 --> 00:13:13,153 And that's just a warning! 184 00:13:15,131 --> 00:13:18,586 Now I think that's all the questions I have about your application. 185 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,722 Okay, but one thing my application doesn't say... 186 00:13:21,798 --> 00:13:24,491 is how much I would apply myself to the job here. 187 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,920 I'm gonna have to ask you to stop making puns now. 188 00:13:31,698 --> 00:13:34,925 I really don't think this is going to work out, so- 189 00:13:38,331 --> 00:13:42,024 Wow! That is a gorgeous man-ring. 190 00:13:42,098 --> 00:13:46,826 You know, wearing a ring this big shows a lot of confidence. 191 00:13:46,897 --> 00:13:50,625 Well, I do feel like a king when I wear it. 192 00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:56,421 And, you know, what is the D.M.V. really, if not one big kingdom? 193 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,563 You know what? 194 00:14:01,631 --> 00:14:03,960 You're stubborn, under qualified... 195 00:14:04,031 --> 00:14:06,497 and you barely speak English. 196 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,526 Welcome to the D.M.V. 197 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:19,595 Wait a minute. You're mad at me for telling Donna a secret? 198 00:14:19,665 --> 00:14:23,529 Steven, I tell secrets. It's who I am. 199 00:14:23,598 --> 00:14:27,052 Look. All I'm sayin' is, if you're gonna be my girlfriend... 200 00:14:27,131 --> 00:14:30,790 you can't go runnin' around, shootin' off your big, fat, cheerleader mouth. 201 00:14:32,198 --> 00:14:34,823 You just called me your girlfriend. 202 00:14:34,897 --> 00:14:36,886 No, I didn't. 203 00:14:36,964 --> 00:14:39,294 - Yes, you did. - No, I didn't. 204 00:14:39,364 --> 00:14:40,852 - Yes, you did. - No, I didn't. 205 00:14:40,931 --> 00:14:43,954 Yes, you did, and shut up. You're ruining it! 206 00:14:44,031 --> 00:14:47,486 Okay, now listen to me. 207 00:14:47,565 --> 00:14:51,122 I'll keep my mouth shut, if you admit that I'm your girlfriend. 208 00:14:53,264 --> 00:14:56,389 No, the price is too high. 209 00:14:56,465 --> 00:15:01,329 Okay, fine. You know what? I'm telling everybody everything anyways. 210 00:15:01,398 --> 00:15:05,057 Starting with the fact that you called me your girlfriend. 211 00:15:05,131 --> 00:15:08,325 You're blackmailing me? 212 00:15:08,398 --> 00:15:11,023 You're coming along nicely. 213 00:15:18,864 --> 00:15:21,126 Good news. I got the job. 214 00:15:21,198 --> 00:15:24,062 What the hell is that on your finger? 215 00:15:26,364 --> 00:15:29,455 Oh, it's chocolate and coconut. 216 00:15:29,531 --> 00:15:32,156 I can't believe you took my ring. 217 00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:34,561 Oh. 218 00:15:34,631 --> 00:15:37,495 Yes. I took it. 219 00:15:37,565 --> 00:15:39,894 I took it, and I'm proud. 220 00:15:41,164 --> 00:15:44,562 You don't deserve something this beautiful. 221 00:15:44,631 --> 00:15:47,721 You have a girlfriend. You have a ring. I have nothing! 222 00:15:53,764 --> 00:15:57,197 Well, you-you have a job. 223 00:15:57,264 --> 00:15:59,389 Well, that's true. Good for me. 224 00:16:03,931 --> 00:16:07,761 You guys, look at this thing. God, what was Donna thinking? 225 00:16:07,831 --> 00:16:10,956 Forman, you gotta expect this. I mean, look at her dad. 226 00:16:13,864 --> 00:16:16,989 The apple doesn't fall far from the Bob. 227 00:16:19,098 --> 00:16:22,757 Now, this ring's a wolf attackin' a zebra. 228 00:16:22,831 --> 00:16:25,956 This one's a zebra attackin' a wolf. 229 00:16:26,031 --> 00:16:30,690 And in this one, they're finally friends. 230 00:16:33,231 --> 00:16:37,391 Hey, there. Hi, there. Ho, there. Let's go. 231 00:16:37,465 --> 00:16:40,260 I'm not goin' to the game with you in that jacket, Bob. 232 00:16:45,664 --> 00:16:48,460 I'm not goin' to the game, Bob. 233 00:16:50,364 --> 00:16:54,160 My God, she never had a chance. 234 00:16:54,231 --> 00:16:58,822 Hyde, my girlfriend has bad taste. 235 00:16:58,897 --> 00:17:02,159 Well, she is dating you. 236 00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:10,026 Ah, a good burn, Fez. 237 00:17:10,098 --> 00:17:14,497 And that ring is only the beginning, man. I can see it now. 238 00:17:17,031 --> 00:17:20,464 Eric, you look so foxy. 239 00:17:20,531 --> 00:17:23,985 Hey, there. Hi, there. Ho, there. 240 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,063 Ta-da! 241 00:17:31,131 --> 00:17:33,790 Look what I found. And I didn't even lose it. Fez took it. 242 00:17:33,864 --> 00:17:38,126 So, basically, you got mad at me for being a victim of robbery. 243 00:17:40,431 --> 00:17:43,295 Okay. 244 00:17:43,364 --> 00:17:46,159 Apologetic look accepted. 245 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:50,993 Eric, I got mad at you for not being honest, and that hasn't changed. 246 00:17:51,064 --> 00:17:54,394 Really? Huh, I thought it might've. 247 00:17:54,465 --> 00:17:58,124 I gave you the ring as a symbol of how far we've come in our relationship. 248 00:17:58,198 --> 00:18:01,595 And if you can't be honest, then you shouldn't be wearing that ring at all. 249 00:18:03,897 --> 00:18:06,624 Okay. You want me to be honest? 250 00:18:06,697 --> 00:18:09,561 Okay. I kind of think... 251 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:14,427 that you have bad taste. 252 00:18:14,498 --> 00:18:16,827 What? I do not! 253 00:18:16,897 --> 00:18:20,693 Okay. Well, then, tell me what you think of this room- 254 00:18:20,764 --> 00:18:23,662 this turquoise-and-chrome disaster of a room. 255 00:18:26,964 --> 00:18:30,828 I think it's classy and sophisticated. 256 00:18:30,897 --> 00:18:33,988 You know, maybe you're the one who has bad taste. In fact- 257 00:18:34,064 --> 00:18:37,791 Why don't you tell me about this pea-soup-colored chair? 258 00:18:40,564 --> 00:18:43,655 I think it's comfortable and soothing, just like pea soup. 259 00:18:44,964 --> 00:18:46,953 Well, I think this whole room... 260 00:18:47,031 --> 00:18:49,519 is a great example of bad taste. 261 00:18:53,730 --> 00:18:57,128 - Excuse me? - Uh, Mrs. Forman. 262 00:18:57,198 --> 00:19:01,062 I have spent years picking every item in this room... 263 00:19:01,131 --> 00:19:03,790 so that I would be surrounded by the things I love... 264 00:19:03,864 --> 00:19:07,591 and the people I thought loved me. 265 00:19:07,664 --> 00:19:10,596 Hey, Kitty? How about a nap? 266 00:19:10,664 --> 00:19:15,063 And you. Have you fixed the damn clicker yet? 267 00:19:15,131 --> 00:19:18,756 What good is a clicker if it won't click? 268 00:19:29,031 --> 00:19:32,429 Oh, my goodness. I am flying right off the handle. 269 00:19:37,630 --> 00:19:41,188 Seems to me you're just as pleasant as always. 270 00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:44,389 Ooh, that is sweet. Oh. 271 00:19:44,464 --> 00:19:47,363 I think I'd like to take a nap now. 272 00:19:50,964 --> 00:19:53,555 Wha- Did you see that? 273 00:19:53,630 --> 00:19:55,687 I told you the truth, and we got into a fight. 274 00:19:55,764 --> 00:20:00,628 My dad told my mom she's pleasant- a whopper of a lie- 275 00:20:00,697 --> 00:20:03,289 and they've been married 150 years. 276 00:20:03,364 --> 00:20:07,319 I don't care. I want you to tell me the truth all the time. 277 00:20:07,398 --> 00:20:09,590 No. No, you don't. 278 00:20:09,664 --> 00:20:12,425 It's like when women ask... 279 00:20:12,497 --> 00:20:14,986 whether or not their outfit makes them look fat. 280 00:20:15,064 --> 00:20:17,326 How many men tell them they look fat? Zero. 281 00:20:17,398 --> 00:20:21,296 How many women look fat? Not zero. 282 00:20:23,131 --> 00:20:25,063 That is totally different. 283 00:20:25,131 --> 00:20:28,995 No, Donna. No, it isn't. 284 00:20:29,064 --> 00:20:32,655 Look, how could I look you in the eye and tell you that I don't like the ring... 285 00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:35,560 when I love you so much? 286 00:20:38,298 --> 00:20:40,490 I guess I know what you mean. 287 00:20:40,564 --> 00:20:43,553 It's like when you wrote me that song. 288 00:20:46,664 --> 00:20:48,721 Wait. You love that song. 289 00:20:48,797 --> 00:20:51,263 Of course I do. 290 00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:02,787 You know what? We are really bad with rings. 291 00:21:04,298 --> 00:21:06,661 Yeah. If we ever get married, we should just exchange, like... 292 00:21:06,730 --> 00:21:09,389 buckets of chicken. 293 00:21:11,064 --> 00:21:14,496 Or, uh, I- I could write you another song. 294 00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:18,122 - Oh. I'm fine with chicken. - Okay. 295 00:21:22,997 --> 00:21:25,190 Does this outfit make my butt look fat? 296 00:21:25,264 --> 00:21:28,094 No. You look super. 297 00:21:29,430 --> 00:21:31,692 So, uh. Wonder Boy and I... 298 00:21:31,764 --> 00:21:34,628 are thinking about movin' in together. 299 00:21:34,697 --> 00:21:36,663 My parents are gonna freak! 300 00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:42,086 - You think your parents are gonna freak? - Yeah, we're twins. 301 00:21:44,198 --> 00:21:47,721 It really hurts my feelings that you call me Dr. Bald. 302 00:21:47,797 --> 00:21:50,786 Just because I'm evil doesn't mean I don't cry. 303 00:21:50,864 --> 00:21:52,796 Super jerks!