1 00:00:03,285 --> 00:00:06,046 Okay. So, is everyone ready... 2 00:00:06,119 --> 00:00:08,813 for our big trip to the University of Wisconsin? 3 00:00:08,886 --> 00:00:12,875 Yeah, Donna and I have it all mapped out. She is going to buy a tight sweater... 4 00:00:12,953 --> 00:00:16,146 with a big, red "W" on it, and I am going to watch her wear it. 5 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:22,143 And then we're gonna buckle down. 6 00:00:22,219 --> 00:00:25,982 Oh, Steven, I put out some clean clothes for you to take on the trip. 7 00:00:26,052 --> 00:00:29,507 Uh, thanks, Mrs. Forman, but I'm not really the college type. 8 00:00:29,586 --> 00:00:31,518 I get my learnin' on the street. 9 00:00:31,586 --> 00:00:35,279 Steven, you're a smart kid. If you would only just apply yourself... 10 00:00:35,352 --> 00:00:39,375 - you could go to college too. - You don't trust me alone in the house, do you? 11 00:00:39,452 --> 00:00:41,645 See how smart you are? 12 00:00:41,719 --> 00:00:45,014 Well, I just can't believe my baby is... 13 00:00:45,085 --> 00:00:48,813 all grown up and... visiting college! 14 00:00:48,886 --> 00:00:51,545 I am so freakin' old! 15 00:00:54,052 --> 00:00:57,883 And menopause makes another unwelcome appearance at the dinner table. 16 00:00:57,953 --> 00:01:01,783 Oh, no, it's not unwelcome. It's- It's liberating. 17 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:04,580 Now my emotions just spill out. 18 00:01:04,652 --> 00:01:08,516 Yeah, Mom. You're sweating all over your pork chop. 19 00:01:08,586 --> 00:01:12,279 Hey! There's my favorite coed. 20 00:01:12,352 --> 00:01:14,875 - Hey, are you all packed for Visitors Weekend? - I can't go. 21 00:01:14,952 --> 00:01:17,043 My dad's makin' me visit Marquette instead. 22 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:19,278 He thinks it's a better school, 'cause it's private. 23 00:01:19,352 --> 00:01:21,511 Oh, and 'cause it sounds French. 24 00:01:22,919 --> 00:01:25,680 Well, you know what? 25 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:27,912 We'll just go with you. I mean, if it's a better school... 26 00:01:27,985 --> 00:01:29,918 then I belong there too, right, Dad? 27 00:01:29,985 --> 00:01:32,577 No. 28 00:01:32,652 --> 00:01:36,812 State schools are cheap. That's where you belong. 29 00:01:36,886 --> 00:01:40,045 Well, what if, like, you took out a second mortgage on the house? 30 00:01:45,486 --> 00:01:47,974 Not for you, dumb-ass. 31 00:02:27,252 --> 00:02:31,241 I have a bad feeling about this weekend, Eric. 32 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:34,410 Nothing good can come from us visiting different schools. 33 00:02:34,486 --> 00:02:36,883 Well, yeah, but there's an upside. 34 00:02:36,952 --> 00:02:38,941 Two days apart? I mean, when we get together... 35 00:02:39,019 --> 00:02:40,985 it's gonna be electric, baby! 36 00:02:43,586 --> 00:02:46,074 Like a thunderstorm. 37 00:02:46,152 --> 00:02:48,084 Eric, I'm serious! 38 00:02:48,152 --> 00:02:50,675 I mean, what if we actually end up going to different colleges? 39 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:53,241 And we're apart for four years? 40 00:02:53,319 --> 00:02:57,115 Then, come semester break, you better board up your windows. 41 00:02:57,185 --> 00:03:00,583 'Cause guess what? Here comes Hurricane Eric. 42 00:03:02,185 --> 00:03:05,515 Board up my windows? What are my windows? 43 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:09,518 - And whatever they are, wouldn't you want them open? - Hmm. 44 00:03:09,586 --> 00:03:13,279 Look, Donna. All I'm saying is that I think we can get through anything. 45 00:03:13,352 --> 00:03:15,318 We go to different schools now, and we're fine... 46 00:03:15,386 --> 00:03:19,148 because our love is strong. 47 00:03:19,219 --> 00:03:22,208 Like a big, burly bear. 48 00:03:23,985 --> 00:03:25,974 So zip up your tent, 'cause guess what. 49 00:03:26,052 --> 00:03:28,678 This bear has claws. 50 00:03:28,753 --> 00:03:31,877 - Again, wouldn't you want my tent open? - Mmm. 51 00:03:36,386 --> 00:03:40,011 Hold it, you two. Now, before we hit the road... 52 00:03:40,085 --> 00:03:43,812 we need to have a talk about that horrible thing that's taken over your mother. 53 00:03:44,952 --> 00:03:49,282 You mean, her "change of life"? 54 00:03:49,352 --> 00:03:52,284 Thought we were calling it "the lady-parts problem." 55 00:03:54,285 --> 00:03:57,445 It goes by many names. 56 00:03:57,519 --> 00:04:00,041 Now, we're dealing with a tricky enemy here. 57 00:04:00,119 --> 00:04:03,711 I haven't been this frosty since Korea. 58 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,978 And just like a commie... 59 00:04:06,052 --> 00:04:10,417 it can jump out and attack you at any moment. 60 00:04:10,486 --> 00:04:12,418 - Red, honey.! - Incoming! 61 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:14,714 Retreat! 62 00:04:17,386 --> 00:04:22,546 Red, um, you know, I've been a tad bit moody lately. 63 00:04:22,619 --> 00:04:25,483 So, um... 64 00:04:25,552 --> 00:04:27,779 if you don't want me to go on this trip, I'll understand. 65 00:04:27,852 --> 00:04:31,114 Well, you know, honey, there's really no need for you to go. 66 00:04:31,185 --> 00:04:33,844 I knew you didn't want me to go! 67 00:04:35,985 --> 00:04:39,611 Well, I am going, whether you like it or not. 68 00:04:39,686 --> 00:04:43,947 Why is it so damn hot in here? 69 00:04:44,019 --> 00:04:47,974 It's like it's- It's like we're living in hell! 70 00:04:49,219 --> 00:04:52,083 You can say that again. 71 00:04:54,486 --> 00:04:57,475 So, Steven? When I go to Marquette with Donna this weekend... 72 00:04:57,552 --> 00:04:59,983 there'll be lots of cute boys around. 73 00:05:00,052 --> 00:05:02,280 Lucky you. 74 00:05:02,352 --> 00:05:06,444 Well, unlucky them, because I won't let them kiss me. 75 00:05:06,519 --> 00:05:09,814 Yeah, that's my promise to you. 76 00:05:11,852 --> 00:05:15,376 Now, I'm not saying you have to promise me anything. 77 00:05:15,452 --> 00:05:18,577 But if you want to, now would be a good time. 78 00:05:22,285 --> 00:05:24,876 Okay, well, just know... 79 00:05:25,985 --> 00:05:28,213 that I won't be kissing anyone. 80 00:05:28,285 --> 00:05:30,649 Good to know. 81 00:05:30,718 --> 00:05:33,946 "Good to know"? That's it? 82 00:05:34,019 --> 00:05:37,247 Did I stutter? 83 00:05:37,319 --> 00:05:40,114 Oh, thanks for the help. 84 00:05:40,185 --> 00:05:44,641 You seem to have a natural talent for handling luggage. 85 00:05:51,019 --> 00:05:55,349 Red? Honey. You know, I'm sorry about our little spat. 86 00:05:55,419 --> 00:05:59,647 - The last thing I want to do is ruin our trip. - Oh, sweetheart, that's okay. 87 00:06:03,152 --> 00:06:06,346 - Wow, Mom certainly cheered up. - Don't be fooled. 88 00:06:08,152 --> 00:06:10,414 She's a ticking time bomb. 89 00:06:13,085 --> 00:06:15,381 Hey! Wait up! 90 00:06:15,452 --> 00:06:18,384 What do you want? 91 00:06:18,452 --> 00:06:21,213 The explanation's pinned to my lapel. 92 00:06:27,651 --> 00:06:32,516 "Dear Red. Mr. Kelso and I are unable to take Michael to U.W. 93 00:06:32,586 --> 00:06:35,416 Here's $30 so he can go with you." 94 00:06:38,619 --> 00:06:42,449 - Where's the 30 bucks? - Oh, I bought this "electronical" football game. 95 00:06:44,651 --> 00:06:47,140 I swear to God, Kelso! 96 00:06:47,219 --> 00:06:50,083 You make Eric look like Einstein. 97 00:06:52,386 --> 00:06:54,375 Thank you, Daddy. 98 00:06:55,685 --> 00:06:57,981 "Thank you"? Einstein was ugly. 99 00:07:03,252 --> 00:07:05,740 Oh! It's like a sauna in here. 100 00:07:05,818 --> 00:07:08,011 Wish you didn't all have to breathe so much. 101 00:07:08,085 --> 00:07:11,540 All right, guys. You heard the lady. No more breathing! 102 00:07:11,618 --> 00:07:15,210 No, I didn't tell you not to breathe, I asked you not to breathe as much. 103 00:07:15,285 --> 00:07:17,410 There's a difference.! 104 00:07:18,685 --> 00:07:21,413 To crazy people. 105 00:07:21,486 --> 00:07:24,918 Hey, Ali Baba. Close sesame. 106 00:07:26,219 --> 00:07:28,844 - Oh! Red! You just missed the exit. - Oh, damn it! 107 00:07:28,918 --> 00:07:33,714 Eric, you're supposed to be following the map. What the hell are you doing back there? 108 00:07:33,785 --> 00:07:36,047 Makin' you a crown? 109 00:07:36,119 --> 00:07:38,551 'Cause you're "King of the Road"! 110 00:07:40,651 --> 00:07:42,708 - I need to use the bathroom. - Can you turn up the radio? 111 00:07:42,785 --> 00:07:44,717 - First and goal! - How much further? 112 00:07:44,785 --> 00:07:46,717 - Touchdown! 113 00:07:46,785 --> 00:07:49,013 Would you all just shut up? 114 00:07:51,752 --> 00:07:53,980 This is stupid. 115 00:07:54,052 --> 00:07:57,677 I mean, why am I looking at a school I don't even want to go to? 116 00:07:57,752 --> 00:08:00,184 Should've gone to U.W. with Eric. 117 00:08:00,252 --> 00:08:03,649 And I should've laughed at his thunderstorm jokes. 118 00:08:03,718 --> 00:08:06,514 You know, I bet those sluts at U.W. will laugh at them. 119 00:08:07,818 --> 00:08:09,977 Sluts! 120 00:08:10,052 --> 00:08:12,609 What, U.W. has sluts? 121 00:08:12,685 --> 00:08:14,810 Steven loves sluts! 122 00:08:14,885 --> 00:08:17,511 He's not gonna do anything. He's with you now. 123 00:08:17,585 --> 00:08:19,847 I don't know if he is or not. 124 00:08:19,918 --> 00:08:22,907 I mean, look. Last week, he called me his girlfriend. 125 00:08:22,985 --> 00:08:25,508 And then this week, I couldn't even trick him into promising me... 126 00:08:25,585 --> 00:08:27,881 he wouldn't fool around with someone else. 127 00:08:27,952 --> 00:08:30,941 And I was very passive-aggressive. 128 00:08:31,019 --> 00:08:33,541 I believe that. 129 00:08:33,618 --> 00:08:35,811 Donna, I promised to be faithful. 130 00:08:35,885 --> 00:08:37,874 And all he said was, "Good to know." 131 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:40,214 "Good to know, " Donna! 132 00:08:40,285 --> 00:08:43,115 You know, I am too depressed to go to orientation with you. 133 00:08:43,185 --> 00:08:46,582 Steven crushed my spirit, and now there's only one place I can turn to. 134 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:50,084 Please, God, don't let it be me. 135 00:08:50,152 --> 00:08:54,312 No. The cheerleading demonstration. 136 00:08:54,386 --> 00:08:57,613 I mean, at first, when they yell, "We've got spirit, how 'bout you?" 137 00:08:57,685 --> 00:08:59,947 Well, of course, I'll have to say no! 138 00:09:00,019 --> 00:09:04,145 But- But show me a human pyramid and a really sharp pom-pom waterfall... 139 00:09:04,219 --> 00:09:06,151 and I'll get it back. 140 00:09:15,551 --> 00:09:17,540 What the hell kind of college is this? 141 00:09:17,618 --> 00:09:19,743 Barefoot hippies playin' Frisbee... 142 00:09:19,818 --> 00:09:22,750 barefoot hippies singin' songs to trees- 143 00:09:23,852 --> 00:09:26,943 Man, this place is awesome! 144 00:09:27,019 --> 00:09:31,042 Look, they even have dirty cartoons on the wall. 145 00:09:34,785 --> 00:09:37,945 Kelso, those are C.P.R. instructions. 146 00:09:39,085 --> 00:09:41,516 Wow, I've done C.P.R. a lot. 147 00:09:43,818 --> 00:09:46,511 Hi. I'm Ted, resident adviser. 148 00:09:46,585 --> 00:09:49,517 - Hi. - Why don't you folks have a look around... 149 00:09:49,585 --> 00:09:52,574 and I'll show the boys where they're gonna be staying. 150 00:09:54,585 --> 00:09:56,608 I don't know about this place. 151 00:09:56,685 --> 00:10:01,913 I'll say. It's the middle of November. I don't see any Thanksgiving decorations. 152 00:10:03,052 --> 00:10:04,984 Visitors Weekend is great. 153 00:10:05,052 --> 00:10:07,779 We always have a big dorm party, tons of beer, tons of chicks. 154 00:10:07,852 --> 00:10:11,080 Hey, I just need one six-pack and two chicks, and I'm good. 155 00:10:12,618 --> 00:10:16,448 Man, this place is great! It's too bad Donna couldn't make it. 156 00:10:16,518 --> 00:10:19,178 Oh, my God, would you look at that? 157 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:22,740 We just saw college butt! 158 00:10:22,818 --> 00:10:25,284 On a girl! 159 00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:31,710 - Hold it. Girls live here too? - Yes, sir. We're coed. 160 00:10:31,785 --> 00:10:34,683 - Oh, nice! 161 00:10:34,752 --> 00:10:37,582 That's it! You're staying with us at the motel. 162 00:10:37,651 --> 00:10:39,844 Wait! Dad, wait. 163 00:10:39,918 --> 00:10:43,248 Think of what a valuable experience this could be for me. 164 00:10:43,319 --> 00:10:46,149 I mean, this is my first step into the real world. 165 00:10:46,219 --> 00:10:50,117 I'm your little bird, Dad. 166 00:10:50,185 --> 00:10:52,310 Give me wings to fly.! 167 00:10:56,285 --> 00:10:58,682 Butch it up and get in the car. 168 00:11:00,685 --> 00:11:04,378 Excuse me. This is your C.P.R. coach. 169 00:11:06,252 --> 00:11:10,048 I'm gonna need to check your lung capacities! 170 00:11:10,119 --> 00:11:12,108 That means their boobs. 171 00:11:29,665 --> 00:11:35,189 There's got to be at least one all-male dormitory on this campus. 172 00:11:37,598 --> 00:11:40,121 Ha! Here it is. 173 00:11:40,198 --> 00:11:43,686 Right in between the chapel and the School of Interior Design. 174 00:11:48,831 --> 00:11:51,626 Boys, um- 175 00:11:51,698 --> 00:11:53,926 um, I realize that, uh... 176 00:11:53,998 --> 00:11:58,021 I may have been a little irrational today. 177 00:11:59,065 --> 00:12:01,724 - A little? - Shut up! 178 00:12:06,698 --> 00:12:12,392 So, um, maybe now is a good time for me to... 179 00:12:12,464 --> 00:12:16,396 explain a few things to you about menopause. 180 00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:24,363 And, um, lucky for you, I'm a nurse, so I can use the proper terms, like... 181 00:12:24,431 --> 00:12:27,761 - "epithelial lining" and "uterine wall." 182 00:12:31,498 --> 00:12:34,124 I'm hooked. 183 00:12:34,198 --> 00:12:38,130 Okay, so. Um, now. 184 00:12:38,198 --> 00:12:41,595 Say these soaps are my ovaries. 185 00:12:42,865 --> 00:12:46,093 Kill me now. 186 00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:48,995 Can't hear ya, man. I'm on a beach in Florida. 187 00:12:50,998 --> 00:12:54,089 Okay, um, about a month ago... 188 00:12:54,165 --> 00:12:56,323 - they stopped producing- 189 00:12:59,098 --> 00:13:02,359 - they stopped- 190 00:13:02,431 --> 00:13:04,420 - stopped producing- 191 00:13:04,498 --> 00:13:07,226 That's it! 192 00:13:13,498 --> 00:13:17,624 What is wrong with you? Were you dropped on your head? 193 00:13:19,898 --> 00:13:22,659 Yes, I was! 194 00:13:25,165 --> 00:13:29,597 And up until now, everyone had the good grace not to mention it. 195 00:13:38,264 --> 00:13:40,856 - Okay, boys. Time to leave. - Yes! 196 00:13:44,498 --> 00:13:49,362 Mrs. Forman? I'm sorry. I washed my face with your ovaries. 197 00:13:55,598 --> 00:13:57,894 Get out. 198 00:14:04,098 --> 00:14:08,030 So that's a great beard. I've never made out with a guy with a beard. 199 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,962 Well, this could be your lucky day. 200 00:14:11,032 --> 00:14:13,497 - You want to go to my room? - Absolutely. 201 00:14:16,298 --> 00:14:18,287 You know what? I-I can't. 202 00:14:18,364 --> 00:14:22,194 Okay. But if you change your mind, a few of us girls will be in the shower. 203 00:14:28,164 --> 00:14:30,392 I can go! 204 00:14:30,464 --> 00:14:33,555 My name is Fez! 205 00:14:33,631 --> 00:14:36,188 Don't pretend you don't see me! 206 00:14:39,364 --> 00:14:41,728 Man, what the hell did I just do? 207 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,787 I just turned down a sure thing because ofJackie. 208 00:14:43,865 --> 00:14:46,296 And you don't know what she's doin' at Marquette. 209 00:14:46,364 --> 00:14:48,523 Or who. 210 00:14:48,598 --> 00:14:51,393 Man, she said she wouldn't do anything. 211 00:14:51,464 --> 00:14:56,158 Yeah, but I bet if she did, you'd cry because you love her. 212 00:14:56,231 --> 00:14:59,959 If you don't shut up, you'll be the first person to touch his chin to his ass. 213 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:03,589 Have you been spying on me? 214 00:15:03,665 --> 00:15:07,153 I see U.W. has a pretty good C.P.R. program. 215 00:15:09,598 --> 00:15:11,791 It's gonna be my major. 216 00:15:15,298 --> 00:15:18,560 So, I told my girlfriend, "We can go to separate schools." 217 00:15:18,631 --> 00:15:21,188 - I mean, people do that all the time, right? - Yeah. 218 00:15:21,264 --> 00:15:24,230 My boyfriend goes to school in New York, and we've been together for three years. 219 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:27,594 - And we're in love now more than ever. - Of course you are. 220 00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:31,688 And I bet when you two get together, it's like a thunderstorm, right? 221 00:15:33,131 --> 00:15:35,996 Hey, pretty lady. 222 00:15:36,998 --> 00:15:39,623 Hey, excuse me. Hello? 223 00:15:39,698 --> 00:15:43,596 - Didn't you just say you had a boyfriend? - Yeah. But he's not here. 224 00:15:49,164 --> 00:15:53,529 Did you just see that? I told Donna we could go to different schools... 225 00:15:53,598 --> 00:15:56,655 and I was extremely wrong, and- 226 00:15:56,731 --> 00:15:59,458 Man, if she doesn't hate Marquette, we're screwed. 227 00:15:59,531 --> 00:16:03,156 Who cares, man? I just turned down a half-drunk college girl. 228 00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:06,992 I'm pretty sure she knew how to do stuff. 229 00:16:11,032 --> 00:16:13,725 Eric? Is everything okay? 230 00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:17,560 Yeah. Everything's fine. I just wanted to see how you liked Marquette. 231 00:16:17,631 --> 00:16:21,119 And, can I just say, if that snooty switchboard operator's attitude... 232 00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:23,356 is any indication of the Marquette experience, then- 233 00:16:23,431 --> 00:16:26,829 I can only assume we're crossing Marquette off the list right now. 234 00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:29,193 No, actually, it's great. 235 00:16:29,264 --> 00:16:31,196 Okay, they have this English professor. 236 00:16:31,264 --> 00:16:35,629 He wears a beret and a corduroy jacket, but he listens to Zeppelin! 237 00:16:35,698 --> 00:16:38,960 Uh, yeah, well, U.W. has a vending machine, so- 238 00:16:42,731 --> 00:16:46,458 - Donna, I love you. - I love you too. Bye. 239 00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:56,294 You gonna cry now too? 240 00:16:57,665 --> 00:17:02,393 You know who had a real family? The Waltons. 241 00:17:02,464 --> 00:17:06,760 We're just three strangers sitting in a room! 242 00:17:09,398 --> 00:17:11,921 - Donna loves it there. 243 00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:14,520 I don't know what to do. 244 00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,621 There's nothing any of us can do. 245 00:17:16,698 --> 00:17:18,664 We're all screwed. 246 00:17:20,031 --> 00:17:22,293 You think I like being stuck here... 247 00:17:22,364 --> 00:17:26,387 nursing my lunatic wife back from the brink? 248 00:17:26,464 --> 00:17:28,487 Hell, no. 249 00:17:28,564 --> 00:17:31,894 But we can't control what happens to us. 250 00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:37,488 Even if, by some stroke of luck, you actually hang on to Donna... 251 00:17:37,564 --> 00:17:40,462 eventually, she's gonna turn into that. 252 00:17:42,398 --> 00:17:46,330 And then, a few years later, you'll die. 253 00:17:49,964 --> 00:17:53,260 Good. Thanks for the bedtime story. 254 00:17:58,398 --> 00:18:00,728 Donna? I hate it here, and I want to go home. 255 00:18:00,798 --> 00:18:05,321 Wait, what's wrong? Was there a height requirement for the cheerleading team? 256 00:18:05,398 --> 00:18:09,387 No, it was awful! And when the cheerleaders were yelling, "Go, team, go"... 257 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:14,953 all I was hearing was Steven saying, "Good to know. Good to know!" 258 00:18:15,031 --> 00:18:19,396 Jackie, your problem is, is you're always trying to force people into doing stuff. 259 00:18:19,464 --> 00:18:24,055 Oh! I do not, Donna. Now, you feel sorry for me right now. 260 00:18:24,131 --> 00:18:27,564 You can't make someone like Hyde do anything. 261 00:18:27,631 --> 00:18:29,824 You have to deal with him the way he deals with you. 262 00:18:29,898 --> 00:18:32,887 Look, pretend you don't care what he does, and he'll come around. 263 00:18:34,298 --> 00:18:36,560 Well, I guess it's worth a try. 264 00:18:36,631 --> 00:18:39,290 You know, being with a real man is complicated. 265 00:18:39,364 --> 00:18:42,694 You are so lucky you're with Eric. 266 00:18:42,765 --> 00:18:45,595 What? 267 00:18:48,631 --> 00:18:51,256 What a wonderful weekend! 268 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,888 We should go away more often! 269 00:18:54,964 --> 00:18:57,157 They gotta make a pill for this. 270 00:18:59,831 --> 00:19:02,797 Oh, Hyde, I've been meaning to tell you. 271 00:19:02,865 --> 00:19:05,194 Hyde and Jackie, sitting in a tree. 272 00:19:06,831 --> 00:19:10,661 They're in love like two monkeys. 273 00:19:10,731 --> 00:19:13,754 Would you shut up, Fez? That's not even how it goes. 274 00:19:13,831 --> 00:19:17,593 - Well, is it making you mad? - Yes. 275 00:19:17,665 --> 00:19:20,153 - Well, then, that's how it goes. 276 00:19:23,164 --> 00:19:25,959 - Hey. - Hey. 277 00:19:27,131 --> 00:19:29,892 Look, Jackie. I know you were worried before... 278 00:19:29,964 --> 00:19:32,294 so, I just want to let you know... 279 00:19:32,364 --> 00:19:34,796 nothin' happened on my end this weekend. 280 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:41,628 I'm not tellin' you that so you'll tell me what you did. 281 00:19:45,231 --> 00:19:48,391 I just want to let you know what happened with me. 282 00:19:48,464 --> 00:19:51,294 That's my report to you. 283 00:19:54,364 --> 00:19:56,592 All right. Good to know. 284 00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:01,428 - "Good to know"? - D-Did I stutter? 285 00:20:08,298 --> 00:20:11,923 - Hi. - Okay. 286 00:20:11,997 --> 00:20:14,395 I know you love Marquette, and I made my peace with that. 287 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:17,259 So if that means we're gonna go to separate schools and drift apart... 288 00:20:17,331 --> 00:20:21,093 and make out with guys named Ted, then- 289 00:20:21,164 --> 00:20:23,687 That's just the way it's gonna be, because you're gonna get menopause... 290 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:27,527 and I'm gonna die, and we can't control anything that happens to us! 291 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:34,230 - I'm not going to Marquette. - Well, then never mind. 292 00:20:35,231 --> 00:20:37,424 I mean, Eric- 293 00:20:37,498 --> 00:20:40,123 I loved it, and when I was driving home... 294 00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,322 I was so excited to tell you about it... 295 00:20:42,398 --> 00:20:44,591 and then the drive took forever. 296 00:20:44,665 --> 00:20:48,495 And I realized, that's how far away I'd be from you all the time. 297 00:20:48,564 --> 00:20:50,893 And I don't want that. 298 00:20:50,964 --> 00:20:53,328 So I'll just tell my dad I want to go to U.W. with you. 299 00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:57,396 Donna, you have no idea... 300 00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:59,396 - how happy you just made me. 301 00:20:59,464 --> 00:21:02,793 Eric, this is gonna be great! We're gonna be together all the time. 302 00:21:02,864 --> 00:21:04,887 Oh, um- 303 00:21:07,665 --> 00:21:10,722 - you're not gonna get all clingy, right? 304 00:21:10,797 --> 00:21:13,854 - Shut up. - Now, come on. I'm gonna be a big college man. 305 00:21:13,930 --> 00:21:15,987 - Uh-huh. - I'm gonna need my space. 306 00:21:23,364 --> 00:21:25,421 What do you want? 307 00:21:25,498 --> 00:21:27,861 Once again, the explanation is pinned to my lapel. 308 00:21:30,264 --> 00:21:33,526 "Dear Mr. And Mrs. Forman. Please give Michael $30... 309 00:21:33,598 --> 00:21:36,428 "for the game you threw out the window and broke. 310 00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:39,858 Signed, my parents." 311 00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:48,794 Well, you made her laugh. That's worth 30 bucks.