1 00:00:07,839 --> 00:00:10,067 What are those? Oh, Donna. 2 00:00:10,139 --> 00:00:12,401 Did you buy Playboy for me? 3 00:00:12,472 --> 00:00:14,961 No, they're college brochures. 4 00:00:15,039 --> 00:00:18,766 Donna, these people are fully dressed. That's just not gonna work for me. 5 00:00:19,839 --> 00:00:21,805 My guidance counselor gave them to me... 6 00:00:21,872 --> 00:00:23,929 but I already told him I'm going wherever you go. 7 00:00:25,173 --> 00:00:29,333 How did I ever get a girl as great as you? 8 00:00:29,406 --> 00:00:32,735 - You know you can do better than me, right? 9 00:00:32,806 --> 00:00:36,204 - But you're right next door. It's so easy. - Right. 10 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:42,305 Oh, you two make me sick. 11 00:00:43,439 --> 00:00:46,837 Looks like my mom, but speaks like my dad. 12 00:00:48,505 --> 00:00:51,165 I-I- I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. 13 00:00:51,239 --> 00:00:54,296 That wasn't me talking. That was- That was-That was the menopause. 14 00:00:54,373 --> 00:00:56,668 No, you don't have to apologize. 15 00:00:56,739 --> 00:00:58,728 We totally get what you're going through. 16 00:00:58,806 --> 00:01:02,330 Well, thank the Lord! Fertile Myrtle totally gets it! 17 00:01:03,972 --> 00:01:06,063 - I miss the basement. - Yeah. 18 00:01:10,273 --> 00:01:14,103 Kitty, I know these past few weeks have been hard on you- 19 00:01:14,173 --> 00:01:17,900 hard on all of us, really. 20 00:01:17,972 --> 00:01:23,030 But especially hard on you. I mean, since you found out you were- 21 00:01:23,106 --> 00:01:25,163 Just say it, Red. Barren. 22 00:01:25,239 --> 00:01:27,966 Well, there's no need for both of us to say it. 23 00:01:29,605 --> 00:01:31,935 So I got somethin' to cheer my girl up. 24 00:01:32,006 --> 00:01:36,166 Oh, good, 'cause I finished off the last bottle this morning. 25 00:01:38,206 --> 00:01:40,195 No, no. 26 00:01:40,273 --> 00:01:42,500 I got you... 27 00:01:42,572 --> 00:01:44,266 a puppy. 28 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:48,236 He needs someone to take care of him. 29 00:01:48,306 --> 00:01:52,761 - His mother got run over by a car. - Did you run over a dog, Red? 30 00:01:55,372 --> 00:02:00,566 No! I just hate to see you sad, and I thought- 31 00:02:00,639 --> 00:02:03,400 Oh, forget it. I'll take him back and go to the liquor store. 32 00:02:05,072 --> 00:02:07,095 Well, now wait. Wait. 33 00:02:07,173 --> 00:02:10,400 He's kind of cute. Can I hold him? 34 00:02:13,772 --> 00:02:17,068 Oh-ho-ho! 35 00:02:17,139 --> 00:02:21,332 What a little lover boy! Ooh! 36 00:02:21,405 --> 00:02:25,895 - See? He likes you. 37 00:02:25,972 --> 00:02:28,335 Ah, how about that? 38 00:02:28,405 --> 00:02:30,496 He's got menopause too. 39 00:03:11,705 --> 00:03:14,103 I'll see you later. I'm gonna go get out of this thing. 40 00:03:14,173 --> 00:03:16,105 - Oh, boo! - Selfish! 41 00:03:18,106 --> 00:03:20,765 Man, what is with you guys and this uniform? 42 00:03:20,839 --> 00:03:24,271 It makes us want to corrupt you. 43 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:30,571 Man, Donna is so awesome. She can afford to go to any school she wants... 44 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:33,628 but she wants to go where I go just so we can be together. 45 00:03:33,705 --> 00:03:36,069 Yeah, she is awesome. Why is she with you again? 46 00:03:37,439 --> 00:03:40,803 'Cause a good girlfriend accepts her guy no matter what. 47 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:42,861 Jackie was always trying to change me. 48 00:03:42,939 --> 00:03:45,167 "Grow up, Michael." "Act your age, Michael." 49 00:03:45,238 --> 00:03:48,432 "Stop shooting grandmother with a water pistol, Michael." 50 00:03:49,472 --> 00:03:51,404 She's 92, Michael. 51 00:03:51,472 --> 00:03:55,030 She had jam on her face! 52 00:03:57,205 --> 00:03:59,398 Well, all I know is... 53 00:03:59,472 --> 00:04:02,199 things with me and Donna are going really, really well. 54 00:04:03,639 --> 00:04:06,332 This is just about the point where I screw things up. 55 00:04:06,405 --> 00:04:09,735 - So don't screw it up. - Fez. 56 00:04:09,806 --> 00:04:12,966 Oh, Fez. 57 00:04:13,039 --> 00:04:15,300 If history has taught us anything, it's that... 58 00:04:15,372 --> 00:04:17,304 screwing up is my nature. 59 00:04:17,372 --> 00:04:21,600 But you know what I can do... is bank a little goodwill- do something nice. 60 00:04:21,672 --> 00:04:23,661 - Buy her a present. 61 00:04:23,739 --> 00:04:26,466 Yep, she deserves it too. Do you know how many times... 62 00:04:26,539 --> 00:04:29,266 I tried to grab her boob on the way to California? 63 00:04:30,772 --> 00:04:33,738 And it would've been easier for her if she would've let me! 64 00:04:33,806 --> 00:04:36,294 'Cause you know me. I won't stop. 65 00:04:36,372 --> 00:04:38,964 I gotta get Donna something really special... 66 00:04:39,039 --> 00:04:41,436 something that reminds her that even though I'm an idiot... 67 00:04:41,505 --> 00:04:43,562 I'm an idiot who loves her. 68 00:04:44,639 --> 00:04:46,628 I got it! A scented candle! 69 00:04:46,705 --> 00:04:51,228 Chicks can't keep their shirt on around a scented candle. 70 00:04:51,305 --> 00:04:54,703 Please, the battlefield of love is littered with guys who give candles. 71 00:04:54,772 --> 00:04:56,704 It's expensive jewelry or nothing. 72 00:04:56,772 --> 00:04:59,102 Look, if you can't put a price tag on love... 73 00:04:59,172 --> 00:05:01,434 then how do you know how much it's worth? 74 00:05:01,505 --> 00:05:03,869 Jackie, what kind of crap is that? 75 00:05:03,939 --> 00:05:06,496 - You haven't learned a thing from me. - Wait. 76 00:05:06,572 --> 00:05:08,504 Steven. Well, what do you mean? 77 00:05:08,572 --> 00:05:12,096 I mean, romance was created by corporations to prey on losers... 78 00:05:12,172 --> 00:05:14,695 who think buying nice things will make somebody love them. 79 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:17,499 If you ever read anything besides what- 80 00:05:17,572 --> 00:05:20,504 Donny Osmond puts on his waffles, you might learn something. 81 00:05:22,172 --> 00:05:25,969 I put whipped cream on my waffles too. 82 00:05:27,472 --> 00:05:29,700 I eat like the stars! 83 00:05:31,939 --> 00:05:36,462 - Hey, when did you get the cute little wiener dog? 84 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:42,003 No, no, no, no, no! Not in my chair! 85 00:05:42,072 --> 00:05:44,004 Red Forman! 86 00:05:44,072 --> 00:05:49,595 Schotzie is a helpless, little animal with four breakable legs. 87 00:05:49,672 --> 00:05:52,433 You can't throw him around the room like you would Eric! 88 00:05:54,172 --> 00:05:57,138 Red, you don't seem like the type of guy who'd get a dog... 89 00:05:57,205 --> 00:05:59,296 being that you're unfriendly. 90 00:06:01,772 --> 00:06:07,227 Yeah, I know. I just wanted to do something to cheer Kitty up. 91 00:06:07,305 --> 00:06:11,067 Well, if you really wanted to cheer her up, you should've bought her a banjo. 92 00:06:18,972 --> 00:06:20,961 A banjo, Bob? 93 00:06:21,039 --> 00:06:24,300 You can't hold a banjo and not smile. 94 00:06:24,372 --> 00:06:28,168 You can't hold a potato chip and not smile. 95 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:40,805 Yes? 96 00:06:40,872 --> 00:06:43,360 Um, I want to buy a present for my girlfriend... 97 00:06:43,439 --> 00:06:45,871 you know, that lets her know how I feel about her. 98 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:48,769 Oh, no problem. Oh, oh. Oh. 99 00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:51,703 Would the, uh, lady like a necklace? Huh? 100 00:06:58,105 --> 00:07:01,401 - Well, it's- it's nice. - Yeah. 101 00:07:01,472 --> 00:07:03,768 - It's a little- little creepy. - Mmm. 102 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:06,566 Um, it doesn't really say what I want to say though. 103 00:07:06,639 --> 00:07:08,798 Oh, okay. Okay. Oh! Oh. 104 00:07:08,872 --> 00:07:12,668 - How about a promise ring? - Oh, don't even... 105 00:07:12,739 --> 00:07:15,001 - get me started on promise rings. - Really? 106 00:07:15,071 --> 00:07:17,128 Like, once I gave her one, and she didn't even want it. 107 00:07:17,205 --> 00:07:19,797 - But then she gave me- - How about that. Look how that shines. 108 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:22,565 Oh, that's nice, huh? Uh. 109 00:07:22,639 --> 00:07:25,127 Well, your... finger hair... 110 00:07:25,205 --> 00:07:27,831 - curling over the ring is kind of ruining it for me. - Oh. 111 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:30,133 Does, uh, wearing the merchandise usually work for you? 112 00:07:30,205 --> 00:07:34,365 I don't know. I'm new here. I used to work at the lingerie store. 113 00:07:37,405 --> 00:07:40,803 - They fired me. - Ah, yes. Ah. 114 00:07:40,872 --> 00:07:42,963 I think I know what you're looking for. Mm-hmm. 115 00:07:43,038 --> 00:07:46,869 How about a diamond ring? Oh, isn't that gorgeous? Look at that. 116 00:07:48,272 --> 00:07:51,602 - Whoa. That's an engagement ring. - Mm-hmm. 117 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:55,502 I'm in high school, man. That says, uh, too much. 118 00:07:56,906 --> 00:08:01,838 Well, why don't you tell me what it is you wanna say? 119 00:08:01,906 --> 00:08:04,804 That I love her... 120 00:08:04,872 --> 00:08:06,861 and we should be together forever. 121 00:08:06,939 --> 00:08:10,166 An engagement ring says that verbatim. 122 00:08:11,405 --> 00:08:14,166 Well, too bad, 'cause I ain't buyin' one. 123 00:08:15,439 --> 00:08:17,405 Well, I refuse to put on any more jewelry! 124 00:08:17,472 --> 00:08:19,994 Well, thank God for that! 125 00:08:27,639 --> 00:08:30,332 - Would you like to look around a little more? - Sure. 126 00:08:31,338 --> 00:08:33,327 And sorry about what I said. 127 00:08:33,405 --> 00:08:35,894 - You look-You look really nice. - Oh. 128 00:08:42,806 --> 00:08:45,670 Donna. You, me, tonight at the water tower. 129 00:08:45,739 --> 00:08:49,796 Make yourself foxy, 'cause you're getting something pretty special. 130 00:08:49,872 --> 00:08:54,031 Really. A present? I will get foxy. 131 00:08:54,105 --> 00:08:57,333 Oh, and Donna? Donna, don't forget to wear flats... 132 00:08:57,405 --> 00:09:00,235 so that Eric can feel like the boy. 133 00:09:02,305 --> 00:09:06,169 So, Forman, you finally broke down, huh? 134 00:09:06,238 --> 00:09:09,204 - What'd you get her? Earrings? A little bracelet? - No. 135 00:09:09,272 --> 00:09:11,602 I got her way more than a piece of jewelry. 136 00:09:11,672 --> 00:09:15,104 I got her a gift that really says something- 137 00:09:15,172 --> 00:09:17,798 a diamond engagement ring. 138 00:09:20,105 --> 00:09:22,128 As a joke? 139 00:09:26,839 --> 00:09:29,737 No. You guys, I'm gonna ask Donna to marry me. 140 00:09:31,272 --> 00:09:33,397 As a joke? 141 00:09:34,806 --> 00:09:37,567 The stupid helmet? 142 00:09:39,138 --> 00:09:41,536 Why do I have to wear the stupid helmet? 143 00:09:41,605 --> 00:09:44,900 Because you're stupid! 144 00:09:44,971 --> 00:09:47,335 You can't ask Donna to marry you, man! 145 00:09:47,405 --> 00:09:50,769 Why not? I mean, come on. We already know that we're gonna be together forever. 146 00:09:50,839 --> 00:09:53,963 No, you think that you're gonna be together forever. 147 00:09:54,038 --> 00:09:56,436 Remember how you were worried about screwing things up? 148 00:09:56,505 --> 00:09:58,835 This your Bay of Pigs, man. 149 00:09:58,905 --> 00:10:02,702 Yeah, even in my country we weren't stupid enough to get married in high school. 150 00:10:02,772 --> 00:10:04,704 And we eat bugs! 151 00:10:07,971 --> 00:10:11,096 Forman, what the hell are you thinking? 152 00:10:11,172 --> 00:10:13,104 You don't understand, okay? 153 00:10:13,172 --> 00:10:15,536 I love her. I was down at the store and I realized- 154 00:10:15,605 --> 00:10:17,537 What am I waiting for? We're happy. 155 00:10:17,605 --> 00:10:20,366 You don't get engaged when you're happy! 156 00:10:20,439 --> 00:10:24,235 What's the point? You do it when your back's against the wall and there's no way out... 157 00:10:24,305 --> 00:10:26,533 like if the girl's pregnant. 158 00:10:27,971 --> 00:10:30,733 It is settled, then. Eric will get Donna pregnant. 159 00:10:32,138 --> 00:10:35,002 I will oversee the proceedings for verification purposes. 160 00:10:36,705 --> 00:10:39,136 Ah, but he's so stupid, how do we know he can do it? 161 00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:44,196 - Jackie, help me out here. - Well, I think it's beautiful. 162 00:10:44,272 --> 00:10:46,295 Well, then you're crazy too. 163 00:10:46,372 --> 00:10:50,065 Look, Steven. I am my own woman, okay? 164 00:10:50,138 --> 00:10:54,934 I'm allowed to have opinions about jewelry, you present hater! 165 00:10:58,372 --> 00:11:02,099 Listen, you guys. I've thought about this a lot, okay? 166 00:11:02,172 --> 00:11:06,127 Donna's willing to commit four years of college to me. I wanna commit too. 167 00:11:06,205 --> 00:11:08,671 Forman, I say this to you... 168 00:11:08,739 --> 00:11:12,330 as a friend that likes to see you get hurt. 169 00:11:15,138 --> 00:11:18,070 If you don't take that ring back right now... 170 00:11:18,138 --> 00:11:22,002 you are going to end up in a world of misery and pain. 171 00:11:22,071 --> 00:11:25,299 Hey, I love Donna, okay? 172 00:11:25,372 --> 00:11:29,327 So, did it ever occur to any of you that I'm ready for a world of misery and pain? 173 00:11:29,405 --> 00:11:31,337 Think about that! 174 00:11:46,679 --> 00:11:50,509 Who wants the last piece of salami? 175 00:11:53,944 --> 00:11:56,069 I'll take it. 176 00:11:57,811 --> 00:12:00,277 Who wants the salami? 177 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,641 - I said, I do. 178 00:12:02,712 --> 00:12:04,904 There you go, Schotzie! 179 00:12:04,978 --> 00:12:07,001 I said, I wanted that. 180 00:12:08,445 --> 00:12:11,639 But he was begging, Red. 181 00:12:11,711 --> 00:12:13,870 We don't turn down beggars. 182 00:12:14,878 --> 00:12:18,402 Do we, Schotzie? No, we don't! 183 00:12:18,478 --> 00:12:22,205 Okay, you guys know more about relationships than my moron friends... 184 00:12:22,278 --> 00:12:24,210 - so I have a question about me and Donna. - No. 185 00:12:24,278 --> 00:12:28,142 No more about you and Donna. You need to be thinking about your future- 186 00:12:28,211 --> 00:12:31,405 college, getting out of my house. 187 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,939 But... Donna is my future. 188 00:12:35,011 --> 00:12:37,443 Honey, we know you love Donna... 189 00:12:37,512 --> 00:12:40,773 but you two are so on again and off again. 190 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,901 You're probably gonna be off again sometime soon. 191 00:12:43,978 --> 00:12:46,967 Won't they, Schotzie? Yes, they will! 192 00:12:49,245 --> 00:12:53,610 How about a career? Have you even given thought to what you're gonna do with your life? 193 00:12:53,678 --> 00:12:57,133 - Yes, Donna and I- - I think he should be a pharmacist. 194 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,800 Now there's an idea. You can count. 195 00:13:00,878 --> 00:13:03,810 There's no heavy lifting. 196 00:13:03,878 --> 00:13:07,606 You oughta see him try to wrestle with that big mop down at the store. 197 00:13:07,678 --> 00:13:12,077 - I don't see what any of this has to do with me and Donna. 198 00:13:12,145 --> 00:13:15,305 Oh, honey, but you would be such a good pharmacist. 199 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:20,606 Your slender fingers are perfect for picking up tiny pills. 200 00:13:20,678 --> 00:13:23,076 Aren't they, Schotzie? Yes, they are! 201 00:13:23,145 --> 00:13:26,236 Did you see that? He just nodded. 202 00:13:34,878 --> 00:13:39,106 Man, everyone's down on me and Donna getting engaged-you guys, my parents. 203 00:13:39,178 --> 00:13:42,632 Even the Magic 8-Ball said, "Outlook not so good." 204 00:13:44,512 --> 00:13:46,603 I just- Lo- 205 00:13:46,678 --> 00:13:49,372 I really think Donna would love an engagement ring. 206 00:13:50,378 --> 00:13:52,367 Oh, she'll love the ring. 207 00:13:52,445 --> 00:13:55,740 It's the thought behind it that'll send her running for the hills. 208 00:13:55,811 --> 00:13:58,539 Or, maybe she'll see how smart it is to get married... 209 00:13:58,611 --> 00:14:01,578 when you're still in high school and have no money or future. 210 00:14:02,744 --> 00:14:05,267 I know I ran when Jackie wanted to marry me. 211 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,004 'Cept I ran for California instead of the hills. 212 00:14:08,078 --> 00:14:10,237 I mean, the beach kicks the hills's ass! 213 00:14:10,311 --> 00:14:13,743 I mean, there's way more bikinis, and they usually have a snack bar! 214 00:14:19,245 --> 00:14:23,700 What if you guys are right? What if she thinks I'm moving too fast? 215 00:14:23,778 --> 00:14:26,540 Man, giving her this ring is a huge gamble. 216 00:14:26,611 --> 00:14:30,374 Am I man enough to make that bet? No, no. The answer is no. 217 00:14:30,445 --> 00:14:32,377 You see, Forman? 218 00:14:32,445 --> 00:14:35,434 You tried to do a nice, thoughtful thing, and you screwed yourself. 219 00:14:35,512 --> 00:14:37,670 It's all about expectations, man. 220 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:41,040 Like, I've taughtJackie to think I'm rude and inconsiderate. 221 00:14:41,111 --> 00:14:44,509 I can't disappoint her, because I'm always disappointing her! 222 00:14:46,278 --> 00:14:50,767 And if I don't give Donna the ring, what are we gonna do at the water tower? 223 00:14:50,844 --> 00:14:53,106 Oh, God! 224 00:14:53,178 --> 00:14:55,201 I do deserve this! 225 00:14:58,811 --> 00:15:01,868 Does anyone else think that Schotzie looks like Fez? 226 00:15:03,711 --> 00:15:05,700 That dog is flyin'! 227 00:15:08,111 --> 00:15:11,100 Well, I don't know what's gotten into Schotzie. 228 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,837 He's so hungry, he went through three cans of food. 229 00:15:15,544 --> 00:15:18,567 Didn't you, Schotzie? Yes, I did! 230 00:15:22,512 --> 00:15:24,501 Hey, Bob, hand me that remote there, will ya? 231 00:15:24,577 --> 00:15:28,169 No, thanks, Red. I'd have to buckle my belt. 232 00:15:28,245 --> 00:15:33,939 Well, buckle your belt anyway. No one wants to see that. 233 00:15:36,778 --> 00:15:39,972 Oh, not again! 234 00:15:42,011 --> 00:15:44,602 There we go. 235 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,407 What the hell? 236 00:15:50,878 --> 00:15:53,140 Oh, crap! 237 00:15:53,211 --> 00:15:56,075 That's it. That damn dog's gotta go! 238 00:15:56,145 --> 00:15:59,804 I think he just went, Red. 239 00:16:01,311 --> 00:16:04,368 - Are you laughin', Bob? - Your bottom's all wet. 240 00:16:04,445 --> 00:16:06,603 That's just plain funny in my book. 241 00:16:06,678 --> 00:16:10,008 Well, he can't stay. He's makin' everyone miserable. 242 00:16:10,078 --> 00:16:14,772 I don't know. Kitty's seemed pretty darn happy the past couple of days. 243 00:16:14,844 --> 00:16:17,935 - Yeah, well- - Look, Red. You did a nice thing. 244 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:21,909 Don't spoil it by, you know, being yourself. 245 00:16:25,477 --> 00:16:28,500 I guess if the incontinent little bastard makes Kitty happy... 246 00:16:28,577 --> 00:16:30,509 I'll put up with it. 247 00:16:30,577 --> 00:16:33,873 What the hell? I've never been that happy anyway. 248 00:16:33,944 --> 00:16:37,001 At least, not since I've known you. 249 00:16:37,078 --> 00:16:40,601 Yeah. Weird coincidence, huh? 250 00:16:46,311 --> 00:16:48,334 Okay. Look, you. 251 00:16:48,412 --> 00:16:51,037 I've been thinking about all your conspiracy mumbo jumbo... 252 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,542 about presents and diamonds and buying me stuff. 253 00:16:53,611 --> 00:16:57,203 And I realized that all your paranoid, delusional crap about romance... 254 00:16:57,278 --> 00:17:00,142 is just a cover-up for you being cheap! 255 00:17:04,911 --> 00:17:08,775 Okay, first of all, it's not paranoid, delusional crap. 256 00:17:08,844 --> 00:17:12,469 Advertisers spend billions to make you think I'm a jerk if I don't buy you jewelry. 257 00:17:12,544 --> 00:17:15,442 And second of all, you're right. I am cheap. 258 00:17:18,378 --> 00:17:21,537 Well, you'd better quit it. Because I like to get stuff... 259 00:17:21,611 --> 00:17:24,339 especially shiny stuff. 260 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:28,003 Would you settle for a cheeseburger wrapped in tinfoil? 261 00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:32,108 Well, for you I will. But just know... 262 00:17:32,178 --> 00:17:34,837 that I'm really lowering my standards. 263 00:17:34,911 --> 00:17:37,241 That makes two of us. 264 00:17:39,045 --> 00:17:41,034 Come on. 265 00:17:46,311 --> 00:17:48,936 So? Huh? 266 00:17:49,011 --> 00:17:51,909 This is romantic, huh? 267 00:17:51,978 --> 00:17:54,443 It's a little more romantic in the summer... 268 00:17:54,511 --> 00:17:57,171 or any time not below freezing. 269 00:17:57,245 --> 00:18:00,699 - So what am I getting? - What are you getting? 270 00:18:00,778 --> 00:18:03,903 What... are you... getting? 271 00:18:03,978 --> 00:18:05,910 This is what you're gettin'. 272 00:18:08,911 --> 00:18:12,843 - A candy bar? - Well, half a candy bar. 273 00:18:12,911 --> 00:18:16,741 I figured, uh, you know, we could share it under the stars. 274 00:18:16,811 --> 00:18:19,243 What a delightful... 275 00:18:19,311 --> 00:18:21,300 moonlit snack. 276 00:18:21,377 --> 00:18:24,866 Okay, you're being weird, and it's freezing out here. 277 00:18:24,944 --> 00:18:27,910 Aw, come on. It's not that cold. 278 00:18:27,978 --> 00:18:29,910 - Uhh. 279 00:18:31,245 --> 00:18:35,336 - Eric, why are we up here? - Okay, I'm sorry, Donna. 280 00:18:35,411 --> 00:18:39,276 I had something that I was gonna give you, but I realized it was stupid. 281 00:18:39,344 --> 00:18:43,004 Or everyone said it was stupid, so I just decided against it. 282 00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:47,170 - Well, what was it? - It was nothing. 283 00:18:47,245 --> 00:18:49,177 Well, it was something. 284 00:18:49,245 --> 00:18:51,302 I mean, I can see that it was something. 285 00:18:51,377 --> 00:18:55,242 - Just tell me. - Okay, fine. 286 00:18:57,878 --> 00:18:59,867 I was gonna give you this. 287 00:19:03,145 --> 00:19:06,077 - Oh, my God. Is that a- - Yeah. 288 00:19:07,078 --> 00:19:09,543 Yeah. It's stupid, right? 289 00:19:09,611 --> 00:19:12,600 - Yeah. 290 00:19:12,678 --> 00:19:15,236 And... no. 291 00:19:16,344 --> 00:19:18,277 I don't know. 292 00:19:19,678 --> 00:19:22,144 What would you have done with it? 293 00:19:23,611 --> 00:19:26,372 Well, I don't know. I guess I would have... 294 00:19:26,444 --> 00:19:28,672 told you how beautiful you are... 295 00:19:28,744 --> 00:19:31,266 and that... 296 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,503 you mean everything to me. 297 00:19:35,678 --> 00:19:37,610 And then... 298 00:19:37,678 --> 00:19:40,008 I would've gone down on one knee... 299 00:19:42,611 --> 00:19:44,600 you know, like this. 300 00:19:47,277 --> 00:19:49,835 And I would've taken your hand... 301 00:19:49,911 --> 00:19:52,502 and taken the ring- 302 00:19:55,844 --> 00:19:58,072 Go ahead. 303 00:19:58,145 --> 00:20:01,838 and I would have put the ring on your finger... 304 00:20:03,377 --> 00:20:05,309 like this. 305 00:20:09,411 --> 00:20:11,343 Wow. 306 00:20:13,277 --> 00:20:15,210 So, uh- 307 00:20:15,277 --> 00:20:19,607 So, I'll tell you what. Uh, why don't I just hold on to that until... 308 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:22,076 you know, until the real moment comes. 309 00:20:22,145 --> 00:20:25,043 Oh, sure. 310 00:20:25,111 --> 00:20:28,406 Or I could hold on to it. 311 00:20:30,277 --> 00:20:33,607 - You could? - Yeah. 312 00:20:35,078 --> 00:20:37,339 Eric, I love you, and... 313 00:20:37,411 --> 00:20:39,673 I wanna be with you forever. 314 00:20:40,744 --> 00:20:42,676 Yes. 315 00:20:42,744 --> 00:20:44,801 That's what I told everyone... 316 00:20:44,878 --> 00:20:47,742 and... they made me wear the stupid helmet. 317 00:20:53,477 --> 00:20:55,568 So, um... 318 00:20:56,844 --> 00:20:59,275 - did we just get- - I think we did. 319 00:20:59,344 --> 00:21:01,708 Donna, I love you. 320 00:21:02,778 --> 00:21:05,767 - We are so stupid! - I know, right? 321 00:21:22,344 --> 00:21:24,606 Oh, hey. Here comes your dad. Put the ring in your pocket. 322 00:21:24,678 --> 00:21:27,042 - Why? He'll be happy for us! - Oh, yeah? 323 00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:32,043 Hey, Mr. Pinciotti, what would you do if I, say... 324 00:21:32,111 --> 00:21:35,543 - made a long-term commitment to your daughter? - Oh, I'd kill ya. 325 00:21:37,477 --> 00:21:40,966 You know what? A secret engagement is even more romantic. 326 00:21:41,045 --> 00:21:43,670 And... more stupid.