1 00:00:14,132 --> 00:00:16,428 I love this ring. 2 00:00:16,499 --> 00:00:18,965 I wish we could tell people that we're engaged. 3 00:00:19,032 --> 00:00:21,998 You know, without Red killing you. 4 00:00:22,066 --> 00:00:25,032 Red kills happy things. It's what he does. 5 00:00:26,166 --> 00:00:29,098 Let's just enjoy the fact that someday... 6 00:00:29,166 --> 00:00:31,893 you are going to be Mrs. Forman. 7 00:00:35,765 --> 00:00:37,697 Mrs. Forman? 8 00:00:37,765 --> 00:00:39,754 You want me to go by Mrs. Forman? 9 00:00:39,832 --> 00:00:43,424 Well, yeah, I just assumed. I mean, come on. 10 00:00:43,499 --> 00:00:45,931 Pinciotti? 11 00:00:47,999 --> 00:00:51,897 - Which is nice. No. Which is really nice. - Eric? 12 00:00:51,966 --> 00:00:54,591 Eric? Honey... 13 00:00:54,665 --> 00:00:57,722 could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer? 14 00:00:57,799 --> 00:01:01,288 Oh, wait. It's a 20-pounder. Donna. 15 00:01:01,366 --> 00:01:04,991 Could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer? 16 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:07,089 Sure, Mrs. Forman. 17 00:01:08,732 --> 00:01:10,823 See? There's your Mrs. Forman. 18 00:01:10,899 --> 00:01:13,456 Okay. Yeah, you know- you're right. 19 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:15,464 That's gonna be a little creepy. 20 00:01:15,532 --> 00:01:20,329 Well, now I kinda like it. Call me Mrs. Forman. 21 00:01:20,399 --> 00:01:24,354 - No. - Mrs. Forman's feeling dirty. 22 00:01:24,432 --> 00:01:27,921 - Okay, Donna- - Come on. Give Mrs. Forman a big French kiss! 23 00:01:27,999 --> 00:01:29,988 No! Donna, no! 24 00:02:09,398 --> 00:02:13,660 Okay. Perfect. We're all set for turkey day. 25 00:02:13,732 --> 00:02:17,494 And there'll be plenty of room, especially without Laurie. 26 00:02:17,565 --> 00:02:19,963 Has anyone heard from her? Of course not! 27 00:02:20,032 --> 00:02:22,793 I guess respect and courtesy aren't genetic like... 28 00:02:22,866 --> 00:02:25,196 my slim hips. 29 00:02:26,799 --> 00:02:30,288 Hey, Schotzie, stay away from my witch sister. 30 00:02:30,365 --> 00:02:33,923 Her and her witch friends have been known to sacrifice small animals. 31 00:02:35,499 --> 00:02:38,193 Oh, and possibly that one asthmatic neighbor boy. 32 00:02:39,699 --> 00:02:41,824 Eric, little Wally moved away. 33 00:02:41,899 --> 00:02:44,161 A six-year-old moved away? 34 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:48,495 His parents still live in that house. 35 00:02:48,565 --> 00:02:51,588 Mrs. Forman, if it helps, I can inviteJackie to Thanksgiving. 36 00:02:51,665 --> 00:02:54,495 She's bitchy like Laurie. 37 00:02:54,565 --> 00:02:57,622 Mrs. Forman, I would love to come to your Thanksgiving dinner... 38 00:02:57,699 --> 00:03:00,631 and I'll bring a date and a 12-pack just like the pilgrims. 39 00:03:08,266 --> 00:03:11,698 Hey, guys. Red is gonna flip when he sees this failing notice. 40 00:03:11,765 --> 00:03:14,663 "To the parent or guardian of Eric Forman." 41 00:03:14,732 --> 00:03:16,721 Your son is a complete idiot. 42 00:03:21,966 --> 00:03:26,228 Please kick him out and raise the foreign boy as your own. 43 00:03:28,432 --> 00:03:31,296 Man, all I did was mess up on two math quizzes... 44 00:03:31,365 --> 00:03:33,456 but Ms. McGee has to be all- 45 00:03:33,532 --> 00:03:36,498 I'm Ms. McGee. I wear high heels and fail everybody. 46 00:03:37,765 --> 00:03:40,231 What's that? 47 00:03:40,298 --> 00:03:42,265 That's Ms. McGee. 48 00:03:42,332 --> 00:03:45,060 You hardly changed your voice. 49 00:03:46,632 --> 00:03:49,064 Well, sure, I did. I'm Ms. McGee. 50 00:03:49,132 --> 00:03:51,064 That's just your voice. 51 00:03:52,465 --> 00:03:56,795 - I'm doing an impression. - Well, you suck at impressions. 52 00:03:56,866 --> 00:03:59,923 - Okay. Forget it. - Are you still doing her? 53 00:04:01,166 --> 00:04:04,223 Oh, hey, Red. Do me a favor. Sign this, huh? 54 00:04:04,298 --> 00:04:06,526 My gym teacher's failing me 'cause I won't wear shorts. 55 00:04:06,599 --> 00:04:09,690 - Why won't you wear shorts? - Would you wear shorts? 56 00:04:09,765 --> 00:04:12,061 Fine. 57 00:04:13,765 --> 00:04:17,220 - Thank you. - So, Eric. How's school treating you? 58 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:20,822 You managing to, uh, keep from embarrassing yourself? 59 00:04:20,899 --> 00:04:24,024 Yeah. Oh, sure. I've been buckling down just like you said... 60 00:04:24,099 --> 00:04:26,462 and thinking a little bit more about my future... 61 00:04:26,532 --> 00:04:28,896 which I believe you also recommended. 62 00:04:29,899 --> 00:04:32,024 Well, it's good to know... 63 00:04:32,099 --> 00:04:36,793 that 17 years of kicking your ass has finally paid off. 64 00:04:40,132 --> 00:04:42,427 Eric, you didn't have him sign your failing notice. 65 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:45,226 Oh, I don't wanna trouble him with this old thing. 66 00:04:45,298 --> 00:04:48,731 I'll just sign his name myself, because... 67 00:04:48,799 --> 00:04:51,890 that's how good a son I am. 68 00:04:57,966 --> 00:04:59,898 Okay, careful. Careful. Watch the TV. 69 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,125 Okay, this is good. Perfect. Perfect. 70 00:05:04,099 --> 00:05:06,621 You. Why are you here? 71 00:05:08,465 --> 00:05:11,522 You don't even know what Thanksgiving is. 72 00:05:13,032 --> 00:05:16,157 I'm here because my host parents are feeding bums at church. 73 00:05:17,866 --> 00:05:20,297 Charity begins at home, my ass. 74 00:05:26,632 --> 00:05:29,928 - Laurie. - Hey, little brother. 75 00:05:29,999 --> 00:05:33,692 You're back. And you're not even eight months pregnant. 76 00:05:35,398 --> 00:05:37,523 - Mommy! - Laurie.! 77 00:05:37,599 --> 00:05:41,258 Oh, my goodness! I knew you'd come. 78 00:05:41,332 --> 00:05:45,924 - Hi, Daddy! - All the phones broken in Chicago? 79 00:05:45,999 --> 00:05:48,362 No. Well, see, I had other plans... 80 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:50,955 but my date- I mean, business associate- 81 00:05:51,032 --> 00:05:52,964 had to go be with his wife. 82 00:05:53,032 --> 00:05:55,623 I mean, other business associate. 83 00:05:55,699 --> 00:05:57,688 I'm doin' good! 84 00:05:57,765 --> 00:05:59,731 Okay, well, you know what? 85 00:05:59,799 --> 00:06:02,822 I'm gonna set you a place right next to me at the big table. 86 00:06:02,899 --> 00:06:05,729 No, Kitty. I think that seat belongs to Eric. 87 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:08,697 Me? At the adults' table? 88 00:06:12,465 --> 00:06:14,693 Are you sure I'm ready? 89 00:06:14,765 --> 00:06:17,196 - But, Daddy- - Maybe before you leave... 90 00:06:17,265 --> 00:06:19,424 you'll be acting a little more like him. 91 00:06:22,565 --> 00:06:25,588 Yeah! 92 00:06:25,665 --> 00:06:28,631 I'm the favorite now. Ooh! 93 00:06:28,699 --> 00:06:30,722 Taste that. 94 00:06:36,932 --> 00:06:39,523 Pimp gave ya the holiday off, huh? 95 00:06:41,932 --> 00:06:44,762 Yeah. He replaced me with your mom. 96 00:06:46,765 --> 00:06:48,924 Now it's Thanksgiving. 97 00:06:51,632 --> 00:06:53,564 Hey, Donna. 98 00:06:53,632 --> 00:06:55,564 You know how my dad's proud of me... 99 00:06:55,632 --> 00:06:58,826 - for doing so well in school? - Even though it's a lie, and you're failing math... 100 00:06:58,899 --> 00:07:01,763 - 'cause you spend all your time with me? - Yeah. Right. That's- 101 00:07:01,832 --> 00:07:05,195 That's right. Well, just now, right now, right in there, right now... 102 00:07:05,265 --> 00:07:08,823 Red asked me to sit at the grown-ups' table. 103 00:07:10,532 --> 00:07:12,657 Wow! 104 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:16,721 I hear each person over there gets their own biscuit. 105 00:07:16,799 --> 00:07:19,697 Yeah. Donna, it's glorious. 106 00:07:21,999 --> 00:07:23,931 Donna. 107 00:07:23,999 --> 00:07:27,988 Donna, I want to tell everyone we're engaged. Tonight. 108 00:07:28,065 --> 00:07:31,520 Tonight? Are you sure? 109 00:07:31,599 --> 00:07:33,622 Yeah, I just- 110 00:07:33,699 --> 00:07:36,665 I just want everyone to know, you know? 111 00:07:36,732 --> 00:07:39,163 So when the moment's right... 112 00:07:39,232 --> 00:07:41,391 we'll just-we'll tell 'em all. 113 00:07:41,465 --> 00:07:44,226 This is so awesome! 114 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:47,026 And then, just in case, we'll run like hell. 115 00:07:48,665 --> 00:07:50,927 - I probably won't wait for you. - Oh, okay. Yeah. 116 00:07:57,832 --> 00:08:00,354 That's a beautiful table, Kitty. 117 00:08:00,432 --> 00:08:04,660 Well, thank you, Daddy. So glad that you and Mom could be here. 118 00:08:04,732 --> 00:08:07,061 Well, we have to eat somewhere. 119 00:08:08,465 --> 00:08:12,227 And, Mom, I know that we have had our ups and downs... 120 00:08:12,298 --> 00:08:14,526 but in honor of this special day... 121 00:08:14,599 --> 00:08:17,531 I would like to tell you that I am thankful... 122 00:08:17,599 --> 00:08:20,963 that you are my mother, and I love you. 123 00:08:25,632 --> 00:08:27,962 Isn't there something you would like to tell me? 124 00:08:29,499 --> 00:08:31,590 Actually, I would like some more tea. 125 00:08:34,098 --> 00:08:37,428 I'll try and slip some booze in there... 126 00:08:37,499 --> 00:08:39,624 in the interest of a happy holiday. 127 00:08:44,432 --> 00:08:46,557 So, Thanksgiving. 128 00:08:46,632 --> 00:08:49,564 We celebrate the subjugation of an indigenous people... 129 00:08:49,632 --> 00:08:52,894 with yams and Underdog floats. 130 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:55,830 Yeah. I'm mostly celebrating my pretty new dress. 131 00:08:57,131 --> 00:08:59,723 And so much for talking. 132 00:09:01,699 --> 00:09:04,756 May I wet your whistle, grandpa? 133 00:09:04,832 --> 00:09:07,354 Gonna have to say yes to that. 134 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:10,761 Well, cannot let this go to waste. 135 00:09:10,832 --> 00:09:13,764 When did they get a houseboy? 136 00:09:22,499 --> 00:09:24,829 Happy Thanksgiving, Mrs. Forman. 137 00:09:24,899 --> 00:09:26,955 This is my date Carol. 138 00:09:27,031 --> 00:09:29,088 Ms. McGee? 139 00:09:34,065 --> 00:09:35,997 Kelso... 140 00:09:36,065 --> 00:09:38,588 you're dating my math teacher? 141 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:40,926 No. No, no, no. We're not dating. 142 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:43,021 We just have a relationship... 143 00:09:43,098 --> 00:09:46,394 that I thought we agreed to keep a secret? 144 00:09:47,732 --> 00:09:50,027 Well, um, welcome. 145 00:09:50,098 --> 00:09:53,121 Michael, she is 10 years older than you. 146 00:09:53,198 --> 00:09:55,858 Oh, no, no. Nine and five-twelfths. 147 00:09:55,931 --> 00:09:58,762 - She taught me that. - Ooh! 148 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,764 - Very good, Michael. - Thank you. 149 00:10:00,832 --> 00:10:02,764 Okay. 150 00:10:02,832 --> 00:10:05,525 Kelso, how could you bring her? 151 00:10:05,599 --> 00:10:09,588 Oh, relax, man. She's not going to quiz you or anything. 152 00:10:09,665 --> 00:10:13,461 But if she does, the square root of zero is zero. 153 00:10:13,532 --> 00:10:17,555 She got me with that last night, earned herself a free massage. 154 00:10:19,699 --> 00:10:23,324 Um, Ms. McGee, being that it's a holiday and all... 155 00:10:23,398 --> 00:10:26,364 there are certain math-related... 156 00:10:26,432 --> 00:10:29,023 failing-type things I'd rather not talk about. 157 00:10:29,098 --> 00:10:32,690 I hear you. There are certain things I'd like to keep quiet too. 158 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:35,924 So if anyone from the school board should ask... 159 00:10:35,998 --> 00:10:38,487 I came alone, and I left before dessert. 160 00:10:40,898 --> 00:10:43,194 Eric, maybe we should wait on the big announcement... 161 00:10:43,265 --> 00:10:45,197 now that your math teacher is here. 162 00:10:45,265 --> 00:10:47,197 Oh, no, Donna. We don't have to worry... 163 00:10:47,265 --> 00:10:49,288 'cause she's not my math teacher today. 164 00:10:49,365 --> 00:10:51,853 Today she's a cradle-robbing slut. 165 00:10:51,931 --> 00:10:55,125 - Yea, student-teacher relationships! - Yea! 166 00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:59,763 Hey, Laurie. Long time no doin' it. 167 00:11:02,165 --> 00:11:04,458 Maybe for you. 168 00:11:04,591 --> 00:11:08,523 So, what time is your date gonna let you out for recess? 169 00:11:10,024 --> 00:11:13,513 Nice try, Laurie. There's no recess today. It's Thanksgiving! 170 00:11:16,024 --> 00:11:18,547 Wow, Laurie. 171 00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:22,318 Yeah, me and her really had something, huh? 172 00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:24,879 Yeah. Ointment took care of that, though, right? 173 00:11:27,324 --> 00:11:29,313 Yeah. 174 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:35,421 This looks great. 175 00:11:35,491 --> 00:11:39,184 Here you go. One for Burt and one for Ernie. 176 00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:45,148 I'm calling you Ernie now because you look like the Muppet. 177 00:11:45,224 --> 00:11:47,486 I didn't ask for a drink. 178 00:11:47,558 --> 00:11:49,887 I didn't ask to be born in a field. 179 00:11:49,957 --> 00:11:52,480 But you fought back against adversity... 180 00:11:52,558 --> 00:11:55,080 just like your Indian brothers. 181 00:11:55,158 --> 00:11:57,454 What is he, Cherokee? 182 00:12:00,891 --> 00:12:02,857 Gobble, gobble, gobble. 183 00:12:02,924 --> 00:12:04,981 It's time to carve the turkey. 184 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,286 Red. 185 00:12:07,358 --> 00:12:10,483 Actually, Kitty, I think this is Eric's year. 186 00:12:10,558 --> 00:12:14,922 Seems like he's growing up and finally buckling down. 187 00:12:14,991 --> 00:12:17,651 Here you go, Son. 188 00:12:17,725 --> 00:12:19,849 Wow. 189 00:12:19,924 --> 00:12:21,856 Okay. 190 00:12:21,924 --> 00:12:26,788 Well, in that case, I would like to make a... kind of announcement. 191 00:12:26,857 --> 00:12:30,187 Check it out.! I'm bread man. 192 00:12:30,258 --> 00:12:32,224 Shut up! Eric's talking. 193 00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:34,416 Go ahead, honey. 194 00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:37,390 Okay. 195 00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:40,652 Well, I'm really glad that my family's here and my friends... 196 00:12:40,725 --> 00:12:43,282 and, well, even my math teacher. 197 00:12:43,358 --> 00:12:47,154 Because, uh, something happened a few days ago that I'd like to share with everyone. 198 00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:49,053 Eric, we agreed this isn't the time. 199 00:12:49,124 --> 00:12:51,113 - No. No, I meant- - Not the time for what? 200 00:12:51,191 --> 00:12:54,282 To talk about how he's failing math. 201 00:12:55,425 --> 00:12:58,822 - What? - Fez, what the hell? 202 00:12:59,891 --> 00:13:02,755 I've been drinking. 203 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:06,086 Mr. Forman, you did sign the failing notice. 204 00:13:06,158 --> 00:13:08,420 I didn't sign- 205 00:13:08,491 --> 00:13:11,218 You forged my name? 206 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:16,656 Wow. I really picked the right day to come home, huh? 207 00:13:20,358 --> 00:13:22,290 Okay, um... 208 00:13:22,358 --> 00:13:24,347 who likes dark meat? 209 00:13:24,425 --> 00:13:28,255 Hey, who doesn't? Am I right, ladies? 210 00:13:29,957 --> 00:13:32,048 Oh, Lord. 211 00:13:49,391 --> 00:13:52,221 So you lied to me about school. 212 00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:55,189 Now, it wasn't a lie so much as a... 213 00:13:55,258 --> 00:13:57,281 misdirection, really. 214 00:13:58,791 --> 00:14:00,723 We'll talk about this later. 215 00:14:00,791 --> 00:14:04,155 Well, Laurie, looks like a seat just opened up for you. 216 00:14:04,224 --> 00:14:06,213 Come on over and grab a biscuit. 217 00:14:09,425 --> 00:14:12,152 Forty-two minutes and I'm back on top. 218 00:14:14,258 --> 00:14:17,712 So, that was kind of a mess. 219 00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:20,280 Oh, no. That's what I wanted to happen. 220 00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:23,950 Burt, honey, pass me your plate. 221 00:14:25,425 --> 00:14:27,391 Burtikins. 222 00:14:28,391 --> 00:14:30,414 - Burt! - I'm up. 223 00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,549 Bob, you know what Eric's problem is? 224 00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:35,852 All that time he's spending with your daughter. 225 00:14:35,924 --> 00:14:37,856 Hey, Donna ain't the problem. 226 00:14:37,924 --> 00:14:43,186 Eric's the one who corrupted her up so dirty, I had to send her to Catholic school. 227 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,588 How could he be failing math? 228 00:14:45,657 --> 00:14:48,123 Kitty, I'm sure he did the best he could. 229 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:51,419 For someone who was held too long as a baby. 230 00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:56,187 I bet that explains why he hit puberty so late too. 231 00:14:56,258 --> 00:14:58,917 No. That was because of your mother's smoking. 232 00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:08,689 Fez, I know you've only spoken English for a couple weeks now, but... 233 00:15:08,757 --> 00:15:11,655 could you have learned the words, "Don't tell my dad"? 234 00:15:11,724 --> 00:15:13,656 "Don't," a contraction meaning "do not"... 235 00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:16,282 and "tell my dad," meaning shut up? 236 00:15:17,724 --> 00:15:20,986 Okay, right there, you just told me not to shut up. 237 00:15:21,058 --> 00:15:23,649 It's a wonder you're not failing English too. 238 00:15:23,724 --> 00:15:26,190 Crack a book, you lazy son of a bitch. 239 00:15:27,558 --> 00:15:29,490 So, guys... 240 00:15:29,558 --> 00:15:31,648 Ms. McGee. 241 00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:35,452 Pretty nice, huh? If they put one of her in every classroom... 242 00:15:35,525 --> 00:15:39,150 I'd never skip school again, if you know what I mean. 243 00:15:39,224 --> 00:15:41,655 I mean, I'm doin' it with my teacher! 244 00:15:41,724 --> 00:15:44,849 Oh, shh! It's a secret. 245 00:15:45,891 --> 00:15:47,914 I've never been with a teacher. 246 00:15:47,991 --> 00:15:51,185 But I was with the post-office lady. That was cool. 247 00:15:51,258 --> 00:15:54,746 I got a hundred free stamps and a monster roll of tape. 248 00:15:54,824 --> 00:15:58,450 I like older women. They always got something smart to say. 249 00:16:03,091 --> 00:16:07,114 I think I could probably fit inside of a record player. 250 00:16:07,191 --> 00:16:09,453 That's gotta sound good in there. 251 00:16:09,525 --> 00:16:11,922 Inside of a record player? 252 00:16:13,857 --> 00:16:16,016 I miss dating Kelso. 253 00:16:16,091 --> 00:16:18,080 The guys I'm with now, they're so- 254 00:16:18,158 --> 00:16:20,249 I don't know. What's the word? 255 00:16:20,324 --> 00:16:22,551 Married. 256 00:16:22,624 --> 00:16:26,148 Hey, you and Kelso didn't date. 257 00:16:26,224 --> 00:16:28,417 You're just a tramp he cheated with. 258 00:16:28,491 --> 00:16:32,048 And you contaminated him so much, I ended up with Steven... 259 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:34,420 who I love being with. 260 00:16:34,491 --> 00:16:36,513 So thank you. 261 00:16:37,524 --> 00:16:39,491 Wow. I'm the only one here... 262 00:16:39,557 --> 00:16:41,682 who's never been with Kelso. 263 00:16:41,757 --> 00:16:43,882 Which makes me wanna say, "Ew!" 264 00:16:43,957 --> 00:16:46,185 And also, "Thank God." 265 00:16:47,624 --> 00:16:49,613 But you, I mean, you're a teacher. 266 00:16:49,690 --> 00:16:52,485 Can't you get in trouble for dating a student? 267 00:16:52,557 --> 00:16:55,285 Hey, let 'em come and get me. 268 00:16:55,358 --> 00:16:57,347 He's 18. 269 00:16:57,425 --> 00:16:59,357 I make $1 1,000 a year. 270 00:16:59,425 --> 00:17:02,016 I deserve a little something. 271 00:17:08,158 --> 00:17:10,589 So, that was one rootin'-tootin'... 272 00:17:10,657 --> 00:17:13,385 big, old crap of a day, huh? 273 00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,480 Yep. Pretty much. 274 00:17:15,557 --> 00:17:18,353 I just really wanted to tell people that we were engaged. 275 00:17:18,425 --> 00:17:20,357 Know what? Maybe it'd be easier... 276 00:17:20,425 --> 00:17:23,323 if we just showed up next Thanksgiving with a kid. 277 00:17:26,124 --> 00:17:28,090 Hey, thanks for dinner, Kitty. 278 00:17:28,158 --> 00:17:31,249 I'll remember to wear my stretch pants next time. 279 00:17:31,324 --> 00:17:34,551 Oh, let me know if you find that button. 280 00:17:34,624 --> 00:17:38,352 Good night. I apologize if my being here upset you. 281 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:42,823 No, no, no. I- I just feel you being seen out with a student... 282 00:17:42,891 --> 00:17:46,051 is- it's just awfully bad principle. 283 00:17:46,124 --> 00:17:48,988 He doesn't care. He's dating a cheerleader. 284 00:17:51,557 --> 00:17:54,217 Burt. Burtie Bear. 285 00:17:55,557 --> 00:17:58,388 - Burt! - Grandma, let me. 286 00:18:00,624 --> 00:18:03,090 - Grandpa! - I'm up! 287 00:18:04,891 --> 00:18:07,880 My goodness, you are going to make some lucky man... 288 00:18:07,957 --> 00:18:10,355 a wonderful wife! 289 00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:12,583 Oh, my God. 290 00:18:12,657 --> 00:18:14,680 That's where Laurie gets her mean streak. 291 00:18:14,757 --> 00:18:17,814 It's not from delightful me. It's from my evil mother! 292 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,213 So evil skips a generation. 293 00:18:22,857 --> 00:18:25,982 So that means that my granddaughter... 294 00:18:26,058 --> 00:18:27,990 is gonna be the devil. 295 00:18:28,058 --> 00:18:31,024 Well, don't worry. Because no woman's gonna wanna bear your idiot kids... 296 00:18:31,091 --> 00:18:33,080 if you can't even pass math. 297 00:18:35,091 --> 00:18:37,488 How could you forge my signature? 298 00:18:37,557 --> 00:18:40,455 - Here comes yelling. - Yeah. I don't wanna hear this. 299 00:18:40,524 --> 00:18:43,252 I'll help with the dishes. 300 00:18:43,324 --> 00:18:45,721 And I'll take these half-empty glasses. 301 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,450 Okay. No, no. You've had enough. 302 00:18:48,524 --> 00:18:50,456 Eric. 303 00:18:50,524 --> 00:18:52,581 What the hell is wrong with you? 304 00:18:52,657 --> 00:18:55,283 He doesn't understand consequences, Daddy. 305 00:18:55,358 --> 00:18:57,414 Well, maybe he'll understand this. 306 00:18:57,490 --> 00:19:01,184 From now on, every time you disobey me... 307 00:19:01,258 --> 00:19:04,451 or lie to me or do anything that pisses me off... 308 00:19:04,524 --> 00:19:06,683 you're gonna pay me money. 309 00:19:08,224 --> 00:19:12,281 Pay you? Wait, you're fining me? 310 00:19:12,357 --> 00:19:16,120 It's like giving him tickets for being dumb. 311 00:19:16,191 --> 00:19:20,748 Okay, okay. I think we're forgetting about a time-tested punishment. 312 00:19:20,824 --> 00:19:23,915 There's your foot. Here's my ass. Swing away. 313 00:19:25,258 --> 00:19:27,190 Well, it obviously doesn't work. 314 00:19:27,258 --> 00:19:30,190 So, for forging my name... 315 00:19:30,258 --> 00:19:32,382 you owe me 30 bucks. 316 00:19:36,490 --> 00:19:38,547 Daddy, can I borrow $30? 317 00:19:38,624 --> 00:19:41,385 - Sure, kitten. - Wha- 318 00:19:41,457 --> 00:19:44,446 Laurie, your grandparents are sleeping in your room. 319 00:19:44,524 --> 00:19:48,354 So you take Eric's room, and the math whiz can ride the couch. 320 00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:56,747 Well, another Thanksgiving come and gone. 321 00:19:56,824 --> 00:19:59,256 Certainly an eventful day, hmm? 322 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:02,222 Yeah. But with our ungrateful daughter... 323 00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:05,450 that dumb-ass son... 324 00:20:05,524 --> 00:20:08,150 and a drunk foreign kid, I'd say... 325 00:20:10,258 --> 00:20:12,985 actually, it was a little better than last year. 326 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:20,857 - I know we're young. - But we're totally in love. 327 00:20:20,924 --> 00:20:22,913 And we just want you to know... 328 00:20:22,991 --> 00:20:25,082 - we're engaged! - We're engaged! 329 00:20:29,724 --> 00:20:31,952 - Feels good to tell someone. - Yeah. 330 00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:34,013 I think they're happy for us. 331 00:20:36,891 --> 00:20:38,880 Look, Schotzie's celebrating.