1 00:00:07,879 --> 00:00:10,504 Steven, I'm telling you, beards are out. 2 00:00:10,579 --> 00:00:12,511 Look at Malibu Barbie. 3 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:14,807 She can date anyone she wants. 4 00:00:14,879 --> 00:00:17,902 But she's with Malibu Ken. Why? 5 00:00:17,979 --> 00:00:21,843 Because Malibu Ken doesn't have a beard! 6 00:00:21,912 --> 00:00:25,366 Yes, he does. Malibu Barbie's his beard. 7 00:00:26,846 --> 00:00:29,835 No straight man would wear shorts that tight. 8 00:00:29,912 --> 00:00:33,003 I don't care. Just shave it off. 9 00:00:33,079 --> 00:00:36,102 It's like making out with carpet. 10 00:00:36,179 --> 00:00:39,576 Well, here it is- the beginning of the end for you two. 11 00:00:39,646 --> 00:00:44,578 Yeah, I remember the part of our relationship when allJackie did was boss me around. 12 00:00:44,646 --> 00:00:49,578 Yeah, that part only lasted- what, like, six years? 13 00:00:49,646 --> 00:00:51,908 And he's a better man for it. 14 00:00:51,979 --> 00:00:56,002 So come on, Steven. Let's shave that beard. 15 00:00:58,079 --> 00:01:01,102 Jackie, you just gave an order in the form of a cheer. 16 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,411 Oh, where are you going? 17 00:01:04,479 --> 00:01:06,672 Wherever the beard takes me. 18 00:01:08,312 --> 00:01:11,403 Jackie, sweetie, we just got a phone call, and you're needed at home. 19 00:01:11,479 --> 00:01:14,309 So why don't you grab your coat. Mr. Forman'll give you a ride home. 20 00:01:14,379 --> 00:01:17,436 - Do you know what's going on? - No. I don't know anything. 21 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:22,002 I know everything! 22 00:01:23,312 --> 00:01:26,143 You know how Jackie's father is a city councilman? 23 00:01:26,212 --> 00:01:29,736 Not anymore. He just got arrested for bribery. He could go to prison. 24 00:01:29,812 --> 00:01:32,176 Well, I'm glad. 25 00:01:32,245 --> 00:01:37,178 That guy makes Republicans look like a bunch of crooks and greedy businessmen. 26 00:01:37,245 --> 00:01:41,507 Yeah, well, thank God for the honest ones like Richard Nixon, huh? 27 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:43,738 Oh, no. 28 00:01:45,279 --> 00:01:47,404 What did you say? 29 00:01:49,046 --> 00:01:51,534 I- I said that... 30 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:54,976 Nixon was framed, and Kennedy was a commie? 31 00:01:55,046 --> 00:01:57,375 That's right. 32 00:02:06,746 --> 00:02:08,678 What's with the gun, Trigger? 33 00:02:08,746 --> 00:02:13,076 Oh, will you relax, Eric? It's not a gun. It's a BB gun. 34 00:02:13,146 --> 00:02:17,976 Yeah, I lost it when I was, like, 10, and I found it this morning buried in my backyard. 35 00:02:18,046 --> 00:02:21,239 Why were you digging in your backyard? 36 00:02:21,312 --> 00:02:24,074 Uh, dinosaurs. 37 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:28,005 Watch the news, Donna! 38 00:02:30,479 --> 00:02:33,934 You guys, I can't believe that Mr. Burkhart might actually be going to prison. 39 00:02:34,013 --> 00:02:37,206 Ah, the tragedy. My father was sent to prison... 40 00:02:37,279 --> 00:02:39,768 and it led to a life of drugs and prostitution. 41 00:02:41,212 --> 00:02:44,576 - What? - Yes. Then his pimp killed him. 42 00:02:44,646 --> 00:02:48,079 But then the medical examiner found a tiny hair. 43 00:02:48,145 --> 00:02:52,874 And he solved the crime, and he sent the pimp bastard to the chair. 44 00:02:52,946 --> 00:02:55,810 Fez, that was last night's episode of Quincy. 45 00:02:57,145 --> 00:03:00,942 Oh, I didn't know you watched that show. 46 00:03:01,013 --> 00:03:04,570 Yeah, this is rough stuff Jackie's going through. 47 00:03:04,646 --> 00:03:08,271 She'll come runnin' to me- Old Faithful. 48 00:03:08,345 --> 00:03:10,937 Kelso, Jackie's with me now. 49 00:03:11,013 --> 00:03:13,444 Maybe. But we have history. 50 00:03:13,512 --> 00:03:17,467 So when she needs a shoulder to cry on, she'll rest her head on these broad babies. 51 00:03:19,912 --> 00:03:21,901 Feel 'em. 52 00:03:21,979 --> 00:03:24,774 Rock hard, amigo. 53 00:03:24,846 --> 00:03:27,107 Man, you don't wantJackie leaning on your shoulders. 54 00:03:27,178 --> 00:03:29,337 - They're all bruised. - Where? 55 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:36,135 Man, I should really see those coming by now. 56 00:03:36,212 --> 00:03:38,770 Oh! Watch the gun, Cool Hand Luke. 57 00:03:38,846 --> 00:03:42,778 Will you relax, Eric? God, guns don't just go off by accident. 58 00:03:45,178 --> 00:03:49,634 Really? Well, what about Eric's fourth-grade hamster, Snowball? 59 00:03:49,712 --> 00:03:53,542 Oh, no, Snowball wasn't shot. He went upstate to live with a nice farm family. 60 00:03:57,212 --> 00:03:59,701 You shot Snowball? 61 00:03:59,779 --> 00:04:04,108 Well, the gun went off by accident! 62 00:04:07,445 --> 00:04:10,309 Oh, sweet pea, I'm here for you. 63 00:04:10,379 --> 00:04:14,038 Steven, my dad's going to prison. What am I gonna do? 64 00:04:15,345 --> 00:04:18,277 Um, bake him a cake with a file in it? 65 00:04:21,646 --> 00:04:23,908 What do you want me to say? 66 00:04:23,979 --> 00:04:28,536 Nothing. Look, I just- Oh, never mind. 67 00:04:28,612 --> 00:04:31,737 Now we're talking. Donna, give her a kiss. 68 00:05:10,946 --> 00:05:14,708 Jackie blew right by me to get to Hyde! 69 00:05:14,779 --> 00:05:18,609 Yes, I know. Because you told me 20 times! 70 00:05:21,078 --> 00:05:23,340 Oh, there's my boss, Nina. 71 00:05:23,412 --> 00:05:25,742 Queen of the D.M. V. 72 00:05:25,812 --> 00:05:27,778 She haunts my dreams. 73 00:05:27,846 --> 00:05:31,107 Wait. I thought Mr. Roper from Three's Company haunted your dreams. 74 00:05:31,178 --> 00:05:33,235 Oh, he's there too. 75 00:05:33,312 --> 00:05:35,403 Bug-eyed bastard. 76 00:05:35,479 --> 00:05:38,104 Look at how beautiful she is. 77 00:05:38,178 --> 00:05:40,736 You have to help me win her heart. 78 00:05:40,812 --> 00:05:43,369 What ever happened toJackie's heart? 79 00:05:43,445 --> 00:05:45,240 At first I thought they were just killing time. 80 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:48,301 - But Nina- - But now I actually think they're getting serious. 81 00:05:48,379 --> 00:05:49,709 - But Nina- - Jackie and Hyde- 82 00:05:49,779 --> 00:05:53,006 Enough! It's over for you, pin-brain! 83 00:05:54,945 --> 00:05:57,138 Now, to summarize- 84 00:05:57,212 --> 00:05:59,973 Jackie gone, Nina still in play. 85 00:06:00,045 --> 00:06:02,238 Now help me do this thing. 86 00:06:02,312 --> 00:06:04,244 Fez. 87 00:06:05,612 --> 00:06:09,806 Nina. My "queen-a." 88 00:06:10,945 --> 00:06:13,275 I told you I don't like that. 89 00:06:13,345 --> 00:06:16,902 Now you're late for your fingerprint tutorial, so move it. 90 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:20,306 Whoo, tough cookie. 91 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:22,845 Yes, Fez likes the hardheaded mamas. 92 00:06:22,911 --> 00:06:27,003 Really? I'm starting to get into the Asian ladies. 93 00:06:27,078 --> 00:06:31,033 I know what you mean. Mystery of the Orient. Very sexy. 94 00:06:37,978 --> 00:06:39,444 - Hey. - Hey. 95 00:06:39,512 --> 00:06:42,307 Donna, what are you doing wearing the engagement ring? 96 00:06:42,379 --> 00:06:46,436 It's supposed to be a secret. You didn't tell anyone, did you? 97 00:06:46,512 --> 00:06:50,808 Yeah, Eric, I have no self-control, so I told the pretzel guy at the park. 98 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:52,674 Okay. 99 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,803 Seriously, I have no self-control, and I told the pretzel guy at the park. 100 00:06:55,878 --> 00:06:57,969 - Donna! - I'm sorry. 101 00:06:58,045 --> 00:07:00,238 I'm excited. I had to tell someone. 102 00:07:00,312 --> 00:07:03,710 Plus, uh, free pretzel. 103 00:07:05,379 --> 00:07:08,573 What's wrong, Steven? Problems with Jackie? 104 00:07:08,646 --> 00:07:10,873 Yeah, I said the wrong thing. 105 00:07:10,945 --> 00:07:14,275 Well, I have menopause. Do you have menopause? 106 00:07:15,479 --> 00:07:17,411 Uh, no. 107 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:20,206 Lucky bastard. 108 00:07:21,911 --> 00:07:25,810 I'm sorry. So... 109 00:07:26,945 --> 00:07:28,877 tell me what happened. 110 00:07:28,945 --> 00:07:30,877 Well... 111 00:07:30,945 --> 00:07:34,469 she wanted me to say something to make her feel better, and I couldn't think of anything. 112 00:07:34,545 --> 00:07:39,307 Well, Steven, you don't know how to comfort people, because you've never been comforted. 113 00:07:39,379 --> 00:07:43,505 No, that's not true. One time, my dad felt so bad about missing my Little League game... 114 00:07:43,579 --> 00:07:47,170 that he made up for it by disappearing for nine years. 115 00:07:47,245 --> 00:07:49,643 Well, after what you've been through... 116 00:07:49,712 --> 00:07:51,803 you don't have to be nice to anybody. 117 00:07:51,878 --> 00:07:54,208 Jackie can just leave you alone. 118 00:07:54,279 --> 00:07:57,643 Now I'm just- I'm gonna go upstairs and cry a little. 119 00:07:57,712 --> 00:07:59,939 Problems with Jackie, huh? 120 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:04,842 Hyde, I'd like to remind you that Donna and I are basically the perfect couple. 121 00:08:06,779 --> 00:08:08,711 We really are. 122 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:12,609 So we might just have a little something to teach you... 123 00:08:12,679 --> 00:08:14,837 about relationships. 124 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:17,036 We really do. 125 00:08:17,112 --> 00:08:19,772 - All you have to do is back off. - Go to her. 126 00:08:19,845 --> 00:08:21,777 What? 127 00:08:21,845 --> 00:08:23,834 No, he needs to be with her. 128 00:08:23,911 --> 00:08:27,674 No, he needs to give her space. When your mom left, I gave you space. 129 00:08:27,746 --> 00:08:29,836 I didn't want space. I wanted you with me. 130 00:08:29,911 --> 00:08:32,605 - You didn't tell me that. - I couldn't find you! 131 00:08:34,845 --> 00:08:37,641 And they lived happily ever after. 132 00:08:41,412 --> 00:08:45,276 Fingerprinting is one of the most important jobs at the D.M.V., Fez. 133 00:08:45,345 --> 00:08:48,607 It helps make our customers feel like common criminals. 134 00:08:53,412 --> 00:08:56,640 See? Firm but gentle. 135 00:08:56,712 --> 00:09:00,235 Repeat that: firm but gentle. 136 00:09:00,312 --> 00:09:03,744 Fir- but ge-ge- 137 00:09:07,178 --> 00:09:11,372 Your hands are strong. 138 00:09:11,445 --> 00:09:15,104 But your right hand's much stronger than your left. Why is that? 139 00:09:21,911 --> 00:09:26,401 Um, I am a sword fighter. 140 00:09:26,479 --> 00:09:28,536 You fence? 141 00:09:28,612 --> 00:09:30,873 Touché. 142 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:35,877 You know, I'm- I'm sorry if I'm a little short-tempered with you sometimes. 143 00:09:35,945 --> 00:09:41,741 It's just, well, when I see you, I just- 144 00:09:46,045 --> 00:09:48,068 No. No, I can't. 145 00:09:48,145 --> 00:09:50,668 But- But I am all atwitter. 146 00:09:50,745 --> 00:09:55,405 No. No. I'm sorry. I just can't. 147 00:09:55,479 --> 00:09:58,172 And no one can know about this. 148 00:10:07,145 --> 00:10:09,872 But, Mom, Dad's in trouble. 149 00:10:09,945 --> 00:10:13,877 So I really think you need to come back from Acapulco now. 150 00:10:13,945 --> 00:10:15,877 Uh-huh. 151 00:10:15,945 --> 00:10:19,105 Wow, that is a lot of tequila. 152 00:10:20,845 --> 00:10:25,175 Red, Jackie's been moping in our kitchen for an hour. 153 00:10:25,245 --> 00:10:27,710 So call the cops. 154 00:10:27,778 --> 00:10:30,540 I don't want her arrested. I want to help her. 155 00:10:30,612 --> 00:10:33,043 She needs a father figure. Go talk to her. 156 00:10:33,112 --> 00:10:34,271 - No. - Yes! 157 00:10:34,345 --> 00:10:36,277 - No. - Red! 158 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:39,072 Fine. Every damn argument! 159 00:10:39,145 --> 00:10:42,202 You'd think I'd win one, just by chance. 160 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:48,001 - Mr. Forman- - Look, Jackie... 161 00:10:48,078 --> 00:10:52,374 I know that things seem grim, but your father's rich, right? 162 00:10:52,445 --> 00:10:55,933 - Uh-huh. - Well, then I'm sure that whatever trouble he's in... 163 00:10:56,012 --> 00:10:58,308 he'll buy his way out and wriggle free. 164 00:10:59,711 --> 00:11:02,439 You're right. I mean, this is America. 165 00:11:02,512 --> 00:11:04,618 The rich are treated differently here. 166 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:09,514 Yep. And I'm so glad I took some shrapnel to make that happen. 167 00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:12,073 Me too. 168 00:11:15,385 --> 00:11:17,544 So, Hyde, have you talked toJackie yet? 169 00:11:17,618 --> 00:11:22,551 'Cause don't- 'Cause you gotta give her room to breathe, man. 170 00:11:24,218 --> 00:11:26,740 Yeah. And if she ever falls out of a plane... 171 00:11:26,818 --> 00:11:28,909 just let her fall. 172 00:11:28,985 --> 00:11:32,076 What, he's supposed to just jump out after her? 173 00:11:32,151 --> 00:11:34,844 Well, at least they'll be together. 174 00:11:34,918 --> 00:11:37,316 Man, I don't getJackie. 175 00:11:37,385 --> 00:11:39,578 I mean, we were together for years... 176 00:11:39,651 --> 00:11:43,140 and the second I turn my back, she off and Frenches Hyde. 177 00:11:43,218 --> 00:11:46,207 And by "turn your back," you mean ditching her for two months... 178 00:11:46,285 --> 00:11:49,149 to have sex with random beach trash? 179 00:11:50,651 --> 00:11:53,243 Whatever, man. 180 00:11:53,318 --> 00:11:57,011 You- It's all- It's all about words with you! 181 00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:02,778 Kelso, Jackie's my girlfriend. We're together, so get over it. 182 00:12:02,851 --> 00:12:05,874 - Fine! 183 00:12:16,285 --> 00:12:18,716 Dude, you shot him! 184 00:12:20,418 --> 00:12:23,577 That is exactly what happened to Snowball! 185 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:34,345 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 186 00:12:34,418 --> 00:12:38,282 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 187 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:42,347 Did I shoot your eye? 188 00:12:43,618 --> 00:12:46,709 Yes! Now I can't see, you moron! You're dead! 189 00:12:46,784 --> 00:12:49,273 - I'd start running now. - Chasing me is futile! 190 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,749 I'll just hide in your blind spot! 191 00:12:55,851 --> 00:13:00,216 - Man, are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 192 00:13:02,551 --> 00:13:04,779 The BB just winged my shoulder. 193 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:07,181 But that kid needs to be taught a lesson. 194 00:13:07,252 --> 00:13:09,547 Hyde, it was an accident. 195 00:13:09,618 --> 00:13:11,550 No, it wasn't. 196 00:13:11,618 --> 00:13:14,176 He's been bitching about me and Jackie since he found out. 197 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:17,184 Now he got himself so out of control that he shot me. 198 00:13:17,252 --> 00:13:19,979 I don't like getting shot! 199 00:13:20,051 --> 00:13:23,176 So now I'm gonna punish him the way my parents punish me. 200 00:13:23,252 --> 00:13:25,843 You're gonna leave him at the mall? 201 00:13:29,018 --> 00:13:33,178 No. I'm gonna milk this eye thing until he feels as bad as he should. 202 00:13:33,252 --> 00:13:37,184 They didn't leave me at the mall. They forgot me. 203 00:13:37,252 --> 00:13:39,184 They were drunk. 204 00:13:43,818 --> 00:13:46,080 - I am in pain. 205 00:13:48,085 --> 00:13:50,415 Fez, we're really sorry about Nina. 206 00:13:50,484 --> 00:13:52,609 You know, rejection hurts. 207 00:13:52,684 --> 00:13:55,514 No, Nina and I were kissing, and she made me stop... 208 00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:58,176 and now I am in pain. 209 00:13:59,418 --> 00:14:01,975 Ew. 210 00:14:02,051 --> 00:14:04,381 I have to go do something. 211 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:15,107 I think maybe we're all getting a little too comfortable with each other. 212 00:14:15,185 --> 00:14:19,446 Well, maybe we wouldn't be so comfortable if we just gave each other some space. 213 00:14:25,551 --> 00:14:29,711 - Don't make me hit you. - Well, good luck reaching me through all the space. 214 00:14:33,352 --> 00:14:35,681 Hey, guys. Is Hyde here? 215 00:14:36,885 --> 00:14:38,817 Hyde? 216 00:14:48,218 --> 00:14:51,207 Hey, Hyde. I brought you this. 217 00:14:52,218 --> 00:14:54,241 What is it? I can't see. 218 00:14:57,718 --> 00:15:01,582 Well, it's most of a burger. 219 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:06,346 I took a bite, 'cause I'm sorry, but I'm also hungry. 220 00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:11,406 Yeah, well, it's almost 2:00. I gotta go flush out my eye. 221 00:15:15,285 --> 00:15:19,376 You guys, how bad is it? Is Hyde gonna be a cyclops? 222 00:15:21,151 --> 00:15:25,981 Kelso, what were you thinking? I mean, did you shoot him on purpose? 223 00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,744 No! The gun went off on accident! 224 00:15:29,851 --> 00:15:32,010 Well, he kinda thinks you did. 225 00:15:32,085 --> 00:15:35,074 How could I? I mean, yeah, I was mad. 226 00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,639 But I didn't- I don't know. 227 00:15:37,718 --> 00:15:41,707 Maybe I did it accidentally on purpose. 228 00:15:41,784 --> 00:15:46,114 - You mean subconsciously? - No, I was definitely awake the whole time. 229 00:15:50,651 --> 00:15:52,981 Steven, I'm glad your eye's not hurt. 230 00:15:53,051 --> 00:15:57,177 Even though you deserve it because you were such a jerk about my dad. 231 00:15:57,252 --> 00:16:01,116 Man, look, Jackie- 232 00:16:01,185 --> 00:16:04,878 I'm never gonna be the guy who says the right thing at the right time. 233 00:16:04,951 --> 00:16:06,883 Okay? I'm just not. 234 00:16:06,951 --> 00:16:11,179 You are so full of it. All I'm asking for is a gesture, and you can't even do that. 235 00:16:11,252 --> 00:16:14,275 Okay, I got something. 236 00:16:15,618 --> 00:16:18,141 Get your dad a carton of cigarettes... 237 00:16:18,218 --> 00:16:21,116 so he can trade 'em for not being someone's wife. 238 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:26,249 - Oh, just forget it. - No. No. 239 00:16:26,317 --> 00:16:28,250 Jackie, that's funny. 240 00:16:28,317 --> 00:16:32,909 Look, when my dad went to prison, that's what someone told me to make me feel better. 241 00:16:32,985 --> 00:16:35,644 It was my mom! We had a real good laugh! 242 00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:44,140 Mr. And Mrs. Forman, can you settle this for us? 243 00:16:44,218 --> 00:16:46,547 If someone you love is kinda depressed... 244 00:16:46,618 --> 00:16:49,277 should you shower them with kindness or give them space? 245 00:16:49,351 --> 00:16:52,374 Well, now, that's a very good question. 246 00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:58,409 And it really takes a lot of living with someone to get it right. 247 00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:02,110 - That's true. - But you'll find the thing to do is- 248 00:17:02,185 --> 00:17:04,242 - Give them space. - shower them. 249 00:17:07,718 --> 00:17:10,241 What did you say? 250 00:17:10,317 --> 00:17:12,715 I said what you said. 251 00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:16,148 You're lying. 252 00:17:16,218 --> 00:17:18,150 Oh, come on, Kitty! 253 00:17:18,218 --> 00:17:21,240 When menopause makes you crazy... 254 00:17:21,317 --> 00:17:24,750 I could be with you all day and it wouldn't do any good. 255 00:17:24,818 --> 00:17:28,080 You need space. 256 00:17:29,618 --> 00:17:33,607 Oh. Menopause makes me crazy? 257 00:17:35,251 --> 00:17:37,410 I'm crazy? 258 00:17:37,484 --> 00:17:40,382 I'm crazy? 259 00:17:40,451 --> 00:17:43,940 Well, if you want space, Red Forman, you got it! 260 00:17:44,018 --> 00:17:48,541 This crazy lady's out the crazy door! 261 00:17:58,784 --> 00:18:01,579 We were having a nice lunch. 262 00:18:09,684 --> 00:18:13,673 Okay, Hyde, I feel really bad, and I shouldn't have shot you. 263 00:18:13,751 --> 00:18:16,546 And I think that I might've done it on purpose... 264 00:18:16,618 --> 00:18:19,345 'cause I'm not okay with you and Jackie... 265 00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:21,679 and I don't know if I ever will be. 266 00:18:21,751 --> 00:18:26,206 But I'm almost positive that I'll never, ever shoot you again. 267 00:18:26,284 --> 00:18:29,250 But the only way to be sure is for you to shoot me. 268 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:32,477 I've always responded really well to corporal punishment. 269 00:18:32,551 --> 00:18:36,449 So, here. 270 00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,840 Do it. Shoot me. 271 00:18:42,118 --> 00:18:44,447 This is like Old Yeller. 272 00:18:44,518 --> 00:18:48,245 Come on, man. Just do it. Right here. 273 00:18:48,317 --> 00:18:50,374 It's the only way. 274 00:18:50,451 --> 00:18:53,145 Okay. 275 00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:55,410 - You lied! 276 00:18:55,484 --> 00:18:58,644 You're dead, man! 277 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:06,646 So, how's stuff with your dad? 278 00:19:06,718 --> 00:19:10,741 Well, my mom's flying home from the Fiesta de las Margaritas... 279 00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:13,283 so I guess it's pretty serious. 280 00:19:13,351 --> 00:19:15,442 Wow, that is serious. 281 00:19:15,518 --> 00:19:17,507 Playboy voted Fiesta de las Margaritas... 282 00:19:17,584 --> 00:19:19,777 Latin America's number one singles party. 283 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:22,883 But I- 284 00:19:22,951 --> 00:19:25,576 I'm sure she's just there for the margaritas. 285 00:19:25,651 --> 00:19:29,378 Oh, my God, you guys, my whole world is just falling apart. 286 00:19:29,451 --> 00:19:31,383 Oh. 287 00:19:33,985 --> 00:19:36,177 Hey. 288 00:19:37,618 --> 00:19:41,243 Steven! You shaved your beard off! 289 00:19:41,317 --> 00:19:43,681 - I thought it might cheer you up. - Oh, my God. 290 00:19:43,751 --> 00:19:45,979 You shaved it off for me. 291 00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:49,915 You let the razor say the words your mouth couldn't speak. 292 00:19:52,018 --> 00:19:54,813 - Aww. - Shut up! 293 00:19:58,684 --> 00:20:02,707 So I guess the answer to the problem wasn't more or less space. 294 00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,977 It was more or less hair. 295 00:20:05,051 --> 00:20:07,243 And that's bizarre. 296 00:20:07,317 --> 00:20:11,079 Okay, I've been thinking about it- about the space thing, and I got it. 297 00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:15,549 You'll talk about stuff, and I'll just leave. 298 00:20:16,751 --> 00:20:18,683 And I'll follow you. 299 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,512 Because I'm strong enough to take you down and make you listen. 300 00:20:21,584 --> 00:20:26,516 And I will let you lie on me and pretend that it bothers me. 301 00:20:29,684 --> 00:20:33,014 Guys, something horrible has happened. 302 00:20:33,084 --> 00:20:36,915 The little man in my pants has turned black. 303 00:20:41,751 --> 00:20:43,683 It's not funny! 304 00:20:45,184 --> 00:20:47,980 Black is the color of death! 305 00:20:50,084 --> 00:20:53,949 Oh, my little man is going to die before he gets to see the world. 306 00:20:58,217 --> 00:21:00,445 I'm so sorry. 307 00:21:03,918 --> 00:21:06,440 How could this happen? 308 00:21:07,751 --> 00:21:09,683 How? 309 00:21:17,117 --> 00:21:22,379 Okay, I washed. But the ink isn't coming off my little man. Help. 310 00:21:22,451 --> 00:21:25,178 You should try bleach. 311 00:21:26,951 --> 00:21:30,974 - Ooh. Or Comet. - Yeah. Or steel wool. 312 00:21:31,050 --> 00:21:33,073 Hey, and if all else fails... 313 00:21:33,150 --> 00:21:36,344 the one thing that gets out ink is more ink. 314 00:21:36,417 --> 00:21:40,349 That's right, Hyde. Whatever you do, use the steel wool first. 315 00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:43,110 Really scrub so the soap gets in there. 316 00:21:43,184 --> 00:21:46,980 Remember, if it doesn't sting, it's not working.