1 00:00:05,789 --> 00:00:07,721 Guess what. 2 00:00:07,789 --> 00:00:11,312 Nobody guess. It's always about boobs. 3 00:00:11,389 --> 00:00:13,855 Oh, come on. Don't you want to know what I have to say? 4 00:00:13,923 --> 00:00:15,912 Man, I never know what you have to say. 5 00:00:15,989 --> 00:00:17,978 I mean, in your head you're speaking English... 6 00:00:18,056 --> 00:00:21,317 but when it comes out, it's all buzzes and clicks. 7 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:23,321 Oh, really? 8 00:00:23,389 --> 00:00:25,321 Well, I guess I was speaking English to the S.A.T.'s... 9 00:00:25,389 --> 00:00:27,378 because I got 1,000 points. 10 00:00:29,756 --> 00:00:32,654 Oh, and last night on cable I saw four boobs. 11 00:00:35,789 --> 00:00:37,778 Wait. So the S.A.T.'s are in? 12 00:00:37,856 --> 00:00:39,788 Donna, did you see your scores yet? 13 00:00:39,856 --> 00:00:42,947 - Yeah. This morning. I got a 1230. - What? 14 00:00:43,023 --> 00:00:45,853 A 1230? That's great. Why didn't you say something? 15 00:00:45,923 --> 00:00:47,889 Well, I didn't want to brag. 16 00:00:47,956 --> 00:00:51,353 I mean, yeah, I kicked ass, but it's no big deal. 17 00:00:51,422 --> 00:00:53,615 Eric. Eric, honey. 18 00:00:53,689 --> 00:00:57,121 I got the mail and your S.A.T. envelope happened to be open... 19 00:00:57,189 --> 00:00:59,678 and the letter just sort of slid into my hand... 20 00:00:59,756 --> 00:01:03,779 and I accidentally put on my reading glasses, and I saw your score. 21 00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:06,287 You got an 800. 22 00:01:11,389 --> 00:01:13,981 I got an 800? That's it? 23 00:01:14,055 --> 00:01:16,021 "That's it?" 24 00:01:16,089 --> 00:01:20,988 If one hundred's an "A," eight of them is an A-plus-plus. 25 00:01:21,055 --> 00:01:24,613 No. No, Mrs. Forman. An 800's not good. 26 00:01:24,689 --> 00:01:27,450 I mean, a pigeon can peck a better score than that. 27 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:29,385 Really? 28 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:31,513 Donna did better. Fez did too. 29 00:01:31,589 --> 00:01:35,316 And his whole country's made of bamboo. 30 00:01:35,389 --> 00:01:38,082 This is awkward. 31 00:01:38,155 --> 00:01:40,087 I'll just, um- 32 00:01:40,155 --> 00:01:42,917 I'll go home and take down the streamers. 33 00:01:43,923 --> 00:01:46,582 Forman, the S.A.T.'s prove nothing. 34 00:01:46,656 --> 00:01:50,281 I got a 950, and I don't even have any textbooks. 35 00:01:50,355 --> 00:01:52,617 Or a locker. 36 00:01:52,689 --> 00:01:54,780 Wait, wait. A 950? 37 00:01:54,856 --> 00:01:57,754 Steven, I knew it. You do have potential. 38 00:01:57,823 --> 00:02:01,186 Yeah. Imagine what I could do if I only applied myself. 39 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:04,819 Oh, well. Guess we'll never know. 40 00:02:04,889 --> 00:02:08,184 I just- I can't believe I got the lowest score here. 41 00:02:08,255 --> 00:02:10,517 Oh, Eric, someone had to come in last. 42 00:02:12,522 --> 00:02:15,386 There is no shame in that. 43 00:02:15,456 --> 00:02:18,251 Well, there is a little shame. 44 00:02:18,322 --> 00:02:20,481 Shame on you. 45 00:02:21,556 --> 00:02:24,044 - Hey. 46 00:02:24,122 --> 00:02:27,020 You know, who cares what anyone got? It's just a stupid test. 47 00:02:27,089 --> 00:02:29,487 You know what? You're right. I don't care. 48 00:02:29,556 --> 00:02:32,522 - I got a 1030! 49 00:02:32,589 --> 00:02:36,248 - Yeah! 50 00:02:39,789 --> 00:02:42,380 I did good on a test, man. 51 00:02:42,456 --> 00:02:44,944 Something's happening to me. I'm blooming like a flower. 52 00:02:45,022 --> 00:02:47,011 Whoo-hoo! 53 00:02:53,823 --> 00:02:57,186 So the S.A.T.'s proved it. Donna's the smart one. 54 00:02:57,255 --> 00:02:59,221 Eric, on the other hand- 55 00:02:59,289 --> 00:03:01,278 Well, I don't wanna say there's a dumb one... 56 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:04,378 but there's two, and he ain't the smart one. 57 00:03:04,456 --> 00:03:07,149 That's where you're wrong, Bob. 58 00:03:07,222 --> 00:03:11,882 Eric got an A-plus-plus. 59 00:03:13,222 --> 00:03:15,211 Oh, uh... 60 00:03:16,889 --> 00:03:19,548 no, see, uh, Red... 61 00:03:19,622 --> 00:03:22,144 it turns out Eric still did very well. 62 00:03:22,222 --> 00:03:25,655 It's just, some other people did better. 63 00:03:25,722 --> 00:03:27,779 - Donna? - Yes. 64 00:03:27,856 --> 00:03:30,788 - Steven? - Yes. 65 00:03:30,856 --> 00:03:33,378 Not the foreign kid. 66 00:03:34,456 --> 00:03:37,047 Yes. 67 00:03:37,122 --> 00:03:39,054 Kelso? 68 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:44,021 Yes. 69 00:03:44,089 --> 00:03:46,055 He did worse than Kelso? 70 00:03:47,888 --> 00:03:51,184 I watched that kid glue his hand to his face. 71 00:03:54,988 --> 00:03:56,920 You. 72 00:03:56,988 --> 00:03:59,750 What happened on the S.A.T.'s? 73 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:03,255 Okay, you know he's not good under pressure. 74 00:04:03,322 --> 00:04:07,981 He can't pee in a public restroom because there's an audience. 75 00:04:10,155 --> 00:04:13,212 You know what? This is a family thing. I'll leave you to it. 76 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:17,113 What's wrong with you? 77 00:04:17,189 --> 00:04:19,348 I don't know. Maybe I'm not smart. 78 00:04:19,422 --> 00:04:22,945 - Who says you're not smart? - You. 79 00:04:23,022 --> 00:04:25,614 When? 80 00:04:25,689 --> 00:04:28,211 Always. 81 00:04:28,289 --> 00:04:31,483 Your problem is you got your head up your ass. 82 00:04:33,756 --> 00:04:36,244 Your father's afraid that you're spending... 83 00:04:36,322 --> 00:04:39,413 a little too much time on a high school romance. 84 00:04:39,489 --> 00:04:42,478 That's right. Donna gums up the works. 85 00:04:42,556 --> 00:04:45,078 Whoa. It's not her fault, okay? 86 00:04:45,155 --> 00:04:47,916 I was prepared for that test. I had three sharp pencils. 87 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:50,750 That's one more than recommended, by the way. 88 00:04:50,822 --> 00:04:54,914 I remember sitting there, filling out the little bubbles- 89 00:05:17,255 --> 00:05:20,619 - Well, that was a blast. - Sure was. 90 00:05:20,689 --> 00:05:22,813 Now why don't you point yourself toward my villa... 91 00:05:22,888 --> 00:05:24,877 and park this thing in my garage? 92 00:05:24,955 --> 00:05:28,718 Oh, I'm planning on that, but what should I do with the car? 93 00:05:30,756 --> 00:05:33,688 We better hurry. We only have five minutes. 94 00:05:33,755 --> 00:05:36,449 Well, that's four more than I need, baby. 95 00:05:41,422 --> 00:05:43,944 I repeat: There's only five minutes left... 96 00:05:44,022 --> 00:05:46,682 in this section of the test. 97 00:05:54,255 --> 00:05:56,221 Oh, my God. 98 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:59,255 Donna does gum up the works. 99 00:05:59,322 --> 00:06:04,380 See? Now use what little brains you've got and hit the books, dumb-ass. 100 00:06:09,022 --> 00:06:11,181 Kelso, what the hell are you doing with a book? 101 00:06:12,255 --> 00:06:14,380 Reading. 102 00:06:17,689 --> 00:06:19,621 I am reading. 103 00:06:19,689 --> 00:06:21,984 'Cause what good is having brains if you got nothing up here? 104 00:06:23,689 --> 00:06:25,678 - Hi. - Hey. 105 00:06:25,755 --> 00:06:28,085 So I saw my dad in prison today. 106 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:30,121 Oh. How was it? 107 00:06:30,189 --> 00:06:32,950 Well, at first it was a downer... 108 00:06:33,022 --> 00:06:35,215 but then I realized that I'll be okay without my dad... 109 00:06:35,289 --> 00:06:39,880 because the S.A.T.'s prove that there's another man who can take care of me. 110 00:06:41,155 --> 00:06:43,985 You better be talking about Santa Claus. 111 00:06:44,055 --> 00:06:46,112 No, Steven, I'm talking about you. 112 00:06:46,189 --> 00:06:48,246 Because you have potential. 113 00:06:48,322 --> 00:06:52,345 He doesn't have potential. I have potential. 114 00:06:52,422 --> 00:06:55,388 Like, I'm reading Moby Dick, and I'm not even halfway through... 115 00:06:55,456 --> 00:06:57,615 and I can already tell you the ending. 116 00:06:57,688 --> 00:07:00,348 The whale is a robot. 117 00:07:05,189 --> 00:07:08,553 Steven, just imagine what your life would be like... 118 00:07:08,622 --> 00:07:11,383 with the love and support of a good woman. 119 00:07:17,888 --> 00:07:21,286 Oh! Thank God for your strong S.A.T.'s. 120 00:07:21,355 --> 00:07:23,321 Now we don't have to be poor. 121 00:07:23,389 --> 00:07:26,048 Not poor, indeed. 122 00:07:26,122 --> 00:07:28,679 Basic math and verbal skills are the ticket to great wealth... 123 00:07:28,755 --> 00:07:33,017 - and therefore great happiness. - Oh. 124 00:07:33,089 --> 00:07:36,522 Poor person! Bring me a fancy cocktail. 125 00:07:38,788 --> 00:07:41,845 It is my privilege to wait on you, madam. 126 00:07:41,922 --> 00:07:44,184 Oh, quite so, quite so. 127 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:47,709 All right. Enough with the idle chatter. Go be poor. 128 00:07:52,589 --> 00:07:55,713 Wait. Someone's playing the harp in the corner? 129 00:07:55,788 --> 00:07:59,380 'Cause if I'm rich, I'm hiring, like, Jethro Tull. 130 00:08:01,721 --> 00:08:04,381 Who cares? It's the same thing every time- 131 00:08:04,456 --> 00:08:06,683 I'm a butler, I'm a bellhop, I'm a stable boy. 132 00:08:06,755 --> 00:08:09,381 Well, I've had enough. 133 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:13,320 I will not wait on you people anymore. Got it? 134 00:08:15,556 --> 00:08:17,817 Good. 135 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:20,354 Now who wants a Popsicle? 136 00:08:22,688 --> 00:08:25,654 Wow. Here's something I did not know. 137 00:08:25,721 --> 00:08:28,812 They number every page. 138 00:08:34,422 --> 00:08:37,717 Hey. You guys. You know how Red's always telling me I need to buckle down? 139 00:08:37,788 --> 00:08:39,947 It turns out he's right. I do have to buckle down. 140 00:08:40,022 --> 00:08:43,784 You sure do. He's got an 800. There's your butler. 141 00:08:46,089 --> 00:08:49,146 Man, how can I ever marry Donna? 142 00:08:49,222 --> 00:08:52,654 I mean, I'm an idiot around her now, and we're only engaged. 143 00:08:54,721 --> 00:08:56,778 What? 144 00:08:58,555 --> 00:09:01,147 Oops. 145 00:09:01,222 --> 00:09:04,484 - You're engaged? 146 00:09:05,755 --> 00:09:07,744 No. 147 00:09:08,822 --> 00:09:10,845 How could you give her that ring? 148 00:09:10,922 --> 00:09:13,252 You're in high school, man, and according to the S.A.T.'s... 149 00:09:13,322 --> 00:09:16,015 that's about as far as you're gonna go. 150 00:09:17,222 --> 00:09:19,450 Look. Just don't tell Donna I told you, okay? 151 00:09:19,522 --> 00:09:21,953 She'd kill me. It's supposed to be a secret. 152 00:09:22,022 --> 00:09:24,011 Of course she wants it a secret. 153 00:09:24,089 --> 00:09:27,419 "I'm marrying dumb guy." Who wants that spread around? 154 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:34,916 You know, maybe Eric's bad score is a blessing. 155 00:09:34,988 --> 00:09:37,977 It'll be a good story when he's a senator. 156 00:09:39,888 --> 00:09:41,820 "Senator"? 157 00:09:41,888 --> 00:09:45,446 The word you're looking for is "janitor." 158 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,620 Okay, see? 159 00:09:49,688 --> 00:09:51,745 That's why Eric did so poorly on that test. 160 00:09:51,822 --> 00:09:53,947 It's because you're too hard on him. 161 00:09:54,022 --> 00:09:58,045 I have to be hard on him, 'cause you always baby him. 162 00:09:58,122 --> 00:10:00,181 - Because you're so hard on him. - You babied him before I was hard on him. 163 00:10:00,181 --> 00:10:02,443 - Because you're so hard on him. - You babied him before I was hard on him. 164 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:05,413 You were hard on him when he was a baby. 165 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:10,470 Hey, I just found out I can take the S.A.T.'s again. 166 00:10:10,547 --> 00:10:12,877 I'm gonna- I'm gonna take it again, and I'm gonna nail it. 167 00:10:12,948 --> 00:10:16,005 I just gotta buckle down. I'm gonna kick a little S.A.T. butt. 168 00:10:16,081 --> 00:10:17,637 - Attaboy. - Good for you. 169 00:10:19,881 --> 00:10:21,847 Think he'll do any better? 170 00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:24,142 - Eh. - Yeah. 171 00:10:29,148 --> 00:10:31,545 Hi. What are you doing? 172 00:10:31,614 --> 00:10:35,240 Studying. I'd love to hang out, but I've really gotta buckle down. 173 00:10:35,315 --> 00:10:37,247 All right. Can I raid the fridge? 174 00:10:37,315 --> 00:10:40,610 My dad wrote "Save for Bob" on all the food at our house. 175 00:10:55,648 --> 00:10:58,944 Oops. I dropped the margarine. 176 00:10:59,015 --> 00:11:01,208 Butterfingers. 177 00:11:03,581 --> 00:11:06,343 It's so slippery I can barely get my fingers around it. 178 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,840 Uh, I gotta go. 179 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:21,570 - Ground me. - What? 180 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,978 I am not strong enough. If I'm gonna shake this Donna thing... 181 00:11:24,048 --> 00:11:26,207 I am gonna need some serious discipline. 182 00:11:26,281 --> 00:11:28,213 Please ground me. 183 00:11:28,281 --> 00:11:30,712 You got it, pal. 184 00:11:30,781 --> 00:11:32,713 You're grounded. 185 00:11:32,781 --> 00:11:35,077 One more thing. Donna's in the kitchen. 186 00:11:35,148 --> 00:11:38,205 - I need you to get rid of her for me. - Do I have to be nice about it? 187 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:41,872 - No. - This is the happiest day of my life. 188 00:11:53,414 --> 00:11:55,505 Hey. Hey, Steven. Great news. 189 00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:57,513 I found a couple savings bonds... 190 00:11:57,581 --> 00:12:00,047 - and I can cash them in to help you pay for college. - Jackie- 191 00:12:00,115 --> 00:12:02,308 You're going to college? 192 00:12:02,381 --> 00:12:04,609 I am so happy. 193 00:12:04,681 --> 00:12:08,114 You were an orphan, and we took you in. And now... 194 00:12:08,181 --> 00:12:10,578 look at you. 195 00:12:10,648 --> 00:12:12,443 I'm proud of you. 196 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,946 And that money that you've been paying in rent? 197 00:12:15,015 --> 00:12:17,446 I put it in a bank account for college. 198 00:12:17,514 --> 00:12:20,844 Or bail. But this is better. 199 00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:23,107 Okay, enough. 200 00:12:23,181 --> 00:12:25,772 Jackie, college is a waste of time, and I'm not going, okay? 201 00:12:25,848 --> 00:12:28,337 - So just butt the hell out. - No. No, Steven, I won't butt out... 202 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,642 because you need to be pushed, and we need to think about our future. 203 00:12:31,714 --> 00:12:34,612 Look. Even if we have a future, it's not gonna be what you wanted. 204 00:12:34,681 --> 00:12:36,704 It's gonna be more like- 205 00:12:44,481 --> 00:12:47,447 Steven, do you think I'm fat? 206 00:12:47,514 --> 00:12:49,946 I know you're fat. 207 00:12:50,015 --> 00:12:52,004 Go get me a beer. 208 00:13:03,948 --> 00:13:07,073 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. It ain't pretty. 209 00:13:09,948 --> 00:13:12,641 Please tell me they won't be living in our basement. 210 00:13:12,714 --> 00:13:15,874 Well, we'll be dead by then. 211 00:13:15,948 --> 00:13:17,846 Oh, good. 212 00:13:25,115 --> 00:13:27,138 You grounded yourself? 213 00:13:29,414 --> 00:13:31,972 What? Why would I do that? 214 00:13:32,048 --> 00:13:34,775 Well, apparently, I "gum up the works." 215 00:13:36,447 --> 00:13:40,903 Oh, good. So someone filled you in. 216 00:13:40,981 --> 00:13:44,344 Yeah. Red-when he kicked me out of your kitchen. 217 00:13:44,414 --> 00:13:46,403 And then he locked the sliding door... 218 00:13:46,481 --> 00:13:48,970 and stood there laughing and waving. 219 00:13:51,148 --> 00:13:54,409 Eric, why are you freaking out about this test? 220 00:13:54,481 --> 00:13:57,379 I'm not. I'm gonna take it again, and I'm gonna nail it. 221 00:13:57,447 --> 00:13:59,879 Anything less than a 1 2 40 is unacceptable. 222 00:14:01,314 --> 00:14:03,473 A 1 2 40? Hmm. 223 00:14:03,547 --> 00:14:05,979 That's 10 more points than I got. 224 00:14:06,048 --> 00:14:08,912 Really? That's weird. 225 00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:11,572 You're threatened because I got a better score than you. 226 00:14:11,648 --> 00:14:14,137 - I just- I have to do better than you. - Why? 227 00:14:14,215 --> 00:14:16,442 Because I'm the man, and the man's the man... 228 00:14:16,514 --> 00:14:19,309 and that's just the way it is. 229 00:14:22,848 --> 00:14:24,780 What did you say? 230 00:14:24,848 --> 00:14:26,905 Uh- 231 00:14:26,981 --> 00:14:28,970 I'm grounded. 232 00:14:29,048 --> 00:14:31,377 Dad! Donna's up here. 233 00:14:38,981 --> 00:14:41,640 - That's it. - What's it? 234 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,839 This chapter just helped me figure out the answer... 235 00:14:43,914 --> 00:14:47,812 to you and Donna's problem, vis-a-vis your crappy score. 236 00:14:47,881 --> 00:14:50,074 "Vis-a-vis"? 237 00:14:50,148 --> 00:14:54,307 It's a PBS word, Eric. Stay with me here. 238 00:14:54,381 --> 00:14:57,313 Yeah, I liken your situation to that of Pavlov's dog. 239 00:14:57,381 --> 00:14:59,472 You see, Pavlov was this science guy... 240 00:14:59,547 --> 00:15:03,206 and every time his dog would ring a bell, Pavlov would eat. 241 00:15:10,714 --> 00:15:13,578 Are you sure it was the dog who rang the bell? 242 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:17,371 Yeah. I mean, who else would it be? 243 00:15:17,447 --> 00:15:19,572 Pavlov? 244 00:15:19,648 --> 00:15:22,239 Well, that wouldn't be a trick, Eric. 245 00:15:22,314 --> 00:15:25,246 What man can't ring a bell? 246 00:15:25,314 --> 00:15:27,872 Anyway, every time that dog would ring that bell... 247 00:15:27,948 --> 00:15:30,277 old Pavlov would eat, and then he would drool. 248 00:15:34,981 --> 00:15:37,606 You just read that chapter two seconds ago. 249 00:15:37,681 --> 00:15:40,113 - Do you even want my help? - No! 250 00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:42,169 Your loss. 251 00:15:45,147 --> 00:15:48,443 Okay. So what's wrong with you and Donna? 252 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,480 She did better than me on that test... 253 00:15:50,547 --> 00:15:52,536 and I'm sorry, but that is just not gonna fly... 254 00:15:52,614 --> 00:15:56,341 because I am the man and the man's the man, and that's just the way it is. 255 00:15:59,748 --> 00:16:02,680 Well, honey, everybody has different skills. 256 00:16:02,748 --> 00:16:05,339 I do better on tests than your father... 257 00:16:05,414 --> 00:16:09,210 but he's the one brave enough to kill spiders. 258 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:12,178 And since we've been married, how many tests have I taken? None. 259 00:16:12,247 --> 00:16:15,338 How many spiders has your father killed? 260 00:16:15,414 --> 00:16:17,676 Hundreds. 261 00:16:19,347 --> 00:16:22,836 But, Mom, spiders freak me out. 262 00:16:26,481 --> 00:16:29,538 We all have different qualities. 263 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:33,569 But the thing to remember is how you do on some silly test... 264 00:16:33,648 --> 00:16:37,512 is much less important than how you behave in real life. 265 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:40,240 I'll take a dummy over a jackass any day. 266 00:16:43,414 --> 00:16:46,847 So am I a dummy or a jackass? 267 00:16:46,914 --> 00:16:49,709 Well, honey, right now you're both. 268 00:16:51,581 --> 00:16:54,513 Okay, Steven, about your vision of our future... 269 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:57,047 with you swilling beer and me being fat? 270 00:16:57,114 --> 00:17:00,478 That's not gonna happen, because I'm not gonna be fat. 271 00:17:00,547 --> 00:17:02,570 It's genetic. 272 00:17:04,347 --> 00:17:06,404 That's true. 273 00:17:06,481 --> 00:17:08,470 Her mother drinks two bottles of wine a day... 274 00:17:08,547 --> 00:17:11,036 and she looks damn good. 275 00:17:12,514 --> 00:17:15,378 No, I've seen her vacuum in her underwear. 276 00:17:17,381 --> 00:17:21,643 - So what's your point? - My point is she's frickin' hot. 277 00:17:25,948 --> 00:17:27,880 Not you. 278 00:17:27,948 --> 00:17:31,607 All I'm saying is that I've become accustomed to a certain lifestyle... 279 00:17:31,681 --> 00:17:34,203 and if you would just live up to your potential- 280 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:37,303 I don't know why you're talking to 950 guy over there. 281 00:17:39,015 --> 00:17:43,447 I got a 1030. I got 80 more potential. 282 00:17:45,015 --> 00:17:47,446 Yeah, but Steven has my heart- 283 00:17:47,514 --> 00:17:49,503 Which is why I want him to be rich. 284 00:17:49,581 --> 00:17:53,274 I mean, think about all the stuff you could buy for me. 285 00:17:53,347 --> 00:17:55,279 Jackie... 286 00:17:55,347 --> 00:17:58,939 why don't you earn your own money and buy those things yourself? 287 00:18:00,614 --> 00:18:02,580 Myself? 288 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:08,444 And I'm not like Forman. I have no problem mooching off your success. 289 00:18:10,014 --> 00:18:13,208 You know, you leave the room, I steal some money from your purse. 290 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:16,269 You pretend I didn't, but we both know I did. 291 00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:20,408 That's the future I see for us. 292 00:18:20,481 --> 00:18:23,242 Oh, Steven, that's beautiful. 293 00:18:24,948 --> 00:18:28,380 Oh, wait. So you don't even care that I did better than him? 294 00:18:28,447 --> 00:18:30,276 Not really. 295 00:18:30,347 --> 00:18:33,507 Well, if being smart isn't gonna help me impress the chicks... 296 00:18:33,581 --> 00:18:35,513 then I want no part of it. 297 00:18:37,581 --> 00:18:41,377 I'm gonna go back to coasting through life on my good looks. 298 00:18:41,447 --> 00:18:43,470 Hey, and my brains will always be there... 299 00:18:43,547 --> 00:18:45,536 so if I ever need 'em I'll just whip 'em out... 300 00:18:45,614 --> 00:18:47,739 and use 'em like a secret emergency rocket pack. 301 00:18:51,481 --> 00:18:53,845 That's a good plan, man. 302 00:18:53,914 --> 00:18:56,607 Hey, it beats the hell out of reading. 303 00:19:01,714 --> 00:19:03,873 - Okay, Donna, look. - Don't worry, Eric. 304 00:19:03,947 --> 00:19:06,812 I'm only reading the funnies. 305 00:19:06,881 --> 00:19:10,278 Business section's for the man, right? 306 00:19:10,347 --> 00:19:15,143 Donna, the thing is, I'm a jackass and I know it. 307 00:19:15,214 --> 00:19:17,203 Well, I know it too. 308 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:22,872 Look. Okay, the only reason I said what I said is- 309 00:19:22,947 --> 00:19:26,311 You agreed to marry me before the facts were in, right? 310 00:19:26,381 --> 00:19:30,040 So now I'm thinking that maybe, you know... 311 00:19:30,114 --> 00:19:32,273 you might want to trade up. 312 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,473 That's so stupid. 313 00:19:36,547 --> 00:19:39,843 Okay, I swear to God, if one more person calls me stupid today- 314 00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:41,846 Eric- 315 00:19:44,547 --> 00:19:47,138 Eric, my entire life... 316 00:19:47,214 --> 00:19:49,544 everywhere I've gone and everything I've done... 317 00:19:49,614 --> 00:19:52,136 has been better because you were there with me... 318 00:19:52,214 --> 00:19:55,476 and no test score is gonna change that. 319 00:19:56,547 --> 00:19:58,536 Wow. 320 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,136 That was amazing. 321 00:20:01,214 --> 00:20:03,578 Did you come up with that yourself? 322 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:08,236 Well, I saw Mr. Ingalls say it to Mary on Little House on the Prairie. 323 00:20:08,314 --> 00:20:12,440 - Hmm. - I just made it a test score instead of blindness. 324 00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:15,737 But I- I still think it's true. 325 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:20,608 So, you're still glad we're engaged? 326 00:20:20,681 --> 00:20:23,169 Of course. 327 00:20:23,247 --> 00:20:26,270 Good. Hey, speaking of Little House- 328 00:20:26,347 --> 00:20:28,779 Did you ever see that one where Laura... 329 00:20:28,848 --> 00:20:33,041 accidentally told Kelso, Hyde, Fez and Jackie that she was engaged to Donna? 330 00:20:35,381 --> 00:20:37,972 Eric, are you kidding me? 331 00:20:38,047 --> 00:20:41,480 God. You can't even keep a secret? 332 00:20:41,547 --> 00:20:45,070 Hey, Donna, I got an 800. We're lucky I can wash myself, okay? 333 00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:57,275 Poor person! Where's my drink? 334 00:20:59,547 --> 00:21:02,240 Where's your drink? What about my drink? 335 00:21:02,314 --> 00:21:05,280 Next time you ask where your drink is, it will be in your ass. 336 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:17,274 It's so hard to get good poor people these days.