1 00:00:05,319 --> 00:00:09,183 Why would Sports Illustrated even publish an issue that's not a swimsuit issue? 2 00:00:10,652 --> 00:00:13,448 You know who should do a swimsuit issue? Playboy. 3 00:00:15,685 --> 00:00:17,674 Why would you put clothes on a centerfold? 4 00:00:17,752 --> 00:00:20,514 Sometimes I get tired of all the complete nakedness... 5 00:00:20,586 --> 00:00:22,881 and I like to be teased a little. 6 00:00:22,952 --> 00:00:26,782 Yeah, there's a lot more going on up here than you know about. 7 00:00:26,852 --> 00:00:30,875 I think there's some stuff going on in there that you don't know about. 8 00:00:33,086 --> 00:00:35,575 You guys should have come to the arboretum with us. 9 00:00:35,652 --> 00:00:37,880 We saw plants and trees from all over the world. 10 00:00:37,952 --> 00:00:41,248 There was a bush from Morocco. 11 00:00:41,319 --> 00:00:43,251 Smelled like chocolate chip cookies. 12 00:00:43,319 --> 00:00:46,183 Ah, that is the perfect bush. 13 00:00:48,619 --> 00:00:50,608 Thanks for taking me to the arboretum. It was fun. 14 00:00:50,685 --> 00:00:53,708 Yeah, what a great day. 15 00:00:56,852 --> 00:00:59,341 What a horrible day! 16 00:00:59,419 --> 00:01:02,283 I don't mind looking at some trees, okay? 17 00:01:02,353 --> 00:01:06,149 When they put little signs on them, with little Latin names- 18 00:01:06,219 --> 00:01:08,310 It makes me want to harm myself. 19 00:01:08,386 --> 00:01:11,909 - So the missus took you out for some girl fun, huh? 20 00:01:11,986 --> 00:01:16,009 See, Donna is hot, but she is mean. 21 00:01:16,086 --> 00:01:19,177 My girlfriend Nina? Just hot. 22 00:01:19,252 --> 00:01:22,649 You know, Fez, you talk a lot about this Nina chick, but none of us have ever seen her. 23 00:01:22,719 --> 00:01:26,583 Yeah, we're actually starting to suspect that she is some creepy alter-ego... 24 00:01:26,652 --> 00:01:29,118 you visit late at night in front of the mirror. 25 00:01:29,186 --> 00:01:32,913 Oh, no, I don't do that anymore. 26 00:01:32,986 --> 00:01:35,611 But Nina is the real deal. Kelso saw her at the D.M.V. 27 00:01:35,685 --> 00:01:37,776 Uh, there were a lot of girls there. 28 00:01:37,852 --> 00:01:42,614 She could have been the one with the lazy eye that does the vision test. 29 00:01:42,685 --> 00:01:48,084 Lazy-eye Lizzie? No way. She wouldn't even look at me. 30 00:01:53,619 --> 00:01:57,881 Nina, my friends don't believe that you're my girlfriend, even though I Frenched you. 31 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:03,178 Girlfriend? I don't know if we're there yet. 32 00:02:03,252 --> 00:02:08,048 I mean, I like you and all, it's just that all the guys at the D.M.V. seem great... 33 00:02:08,119 --> 00:02:12,108 until you find them in your apartment wearing your hot curlers. 34 00:02:12,186 --> 00:02:14,175 Warren. 35 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:19,212 I want to get to know you better, meet your friends... 36 00:02:19,286 --> 00:02:21,445 make sure they're not puppets. 37 00:02:21,518 --> 00:02:25,644 Warren. 38 00:02:25,719 --> 00:02:30,379 So, if they are not puppets, then would you be my girlfriend? 39 00:02:30,453 --> 00:02:33,044 Mmm, it would definitely help. 40 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:36,176 - Are these lines open or not? 41 00:02:38,353 --> 00:02:40,944 - Oh, you're right, I'm sorry. - That was very unprofessional. 42 00:03:22,252 --> 00:03:27,878 So, we're finally gonna meet the mysterious and possibly fictional Nina! 43 00:03:27,952 --> 00:03:31,214 Fictional? Does this hickey look fictional? 44 00:03:33,152 --> 00:03:36,879 Huh, looks too small to be from the vacuum cleaner, like last time. 45 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,918 Wait, let me see. 46 00:03:40,986 --> 00:03:44,248 Small, blotchy and uneven. Ah, this girl's an amateur. 47 00:03:46,719 --> 00:03:48,912 Let me see. Small, blotchy and unpleasant. 48 00:03:48,986 --> 00:03:51,214 Yeah, this girl's a Jackie. 49 00:03:55,552 --> 00:03:58,484 Well, Fez, I am thrilled that you found a girl... 50 00:03:58,552 --> 00:04:01,882 'cause I was startin' to worry. 51 00:04:01,952 --> 00:04:06,146 But you've proven me and the experts from Reader's Digest wrong! 52 00:04:08,919 --> 00:04:11,510 When I introduce her to everybody, I just want it to be special. 53 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:16,314 Oh! Let's have a formal dinner party tomorrow. 54 00:04:16,385 --> 00:04:18,578 You know, it was at a dinner party that I first realized... 55 00:04:18,652 --> 00:04:22,141 Red Forman was more than just a boy with great hair. 56 00:04:23,518 --> 00:04:25,450 Sounds good, Miss Kitty. 57 00:04:25,518 --> 00:04:29,473 You might be a little past your prime, but your mind is still sharp. 58 00:04:34,552 --> 00:04:37,314 Oh, actually tomorrow night's not gonna work... 59 00:04:37,385 --> 00:04:39,351 I thought we might go see Laser Floyd. 60 00:04:39,418 --> 00:04:42,384 Well, you tell this fellow Floyd that you have a dinner party. 61 00:04:43,385 --> 00:04:46,011 No, Mom, Laser Floyd's not a guy... 62 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:49,449 Laser Floyd is Pink Floyd music- with lasers! 63 00:04:50,852 --> 00:04:54,080 Lasers, like in Star Wars.! 64 00:04:54,152 --> 00:04:56,617 Mrs. Forman, we'll be here. 65 00:04:56,685 --> 00:04:58,947 Wait. You'd rather go to a formal dinner party? 66 00:04:59,019 --> 00:05:01,281 Sure! Sounds great. 67 00:05:01,352 --> 00:05:04,251 And, uh, don't forget, Mrs. Forman. You can count Steven and me in. 68 00:05:04,318 --> 00:05:08,115 Yeah, I've been looking for an excuse to buy him a shirt with buttons. 69 00:05:08,186 --> 00:05:13,675 Since it's a special occasion, you're all allowed one sip of wine. 70 00:05:15,186 --> 00:05:19,209 Great! It'll be like Communion, but without the fun of church. 71 00:05:21,518 --> 00:05:23,746 So, Steven, you know, I was thinking of getting you... 72 00:05:23,819 --> 00:05:27,911 a pair of beige corduroys and maybe a blue blazer for the party. 73 00:05:27,986 --> 00:05:31,611 Oh, don't forget the matching scarf and gloves. 74 00:05:33,186 --> 00:05:36,674 This way, I'll be nice and toasty when hell freezes over. 75 00:05:39,785 --> 00:05:44,184 Uh-oh, Jackie. Looks like Steven doesn't wanna wear his big-boy clothes. 76 00:05:46,952 --> 00:05:50,009 No, I don't wanna go. You should have asked me before you said I would. 77 00:05:50,086 --> 00:05:55,109 Steven! I am your girlfriend. I speak for you now! 78 00:05:55,186 --> 00:06:00,141 Well, then, tell yourself I said to bite me, 'cause I'm not going. 79 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:05,217 Oh, you are so going! So just bite yourself! 80 00:06:08,086 --> 00:06:10,643 - Man, do you believe that crap? 81 00:06:10,719 --> 00:06:14,117 Tell me about it. Donna wants to go to a dinner party, we go to a dinner party. 82 00:06:14,186 --> 00:06:17,242 If she wants to go to the arboretum, bang, I'm in a room full of trees. 83 00:06:19,418 --> 00:06:22,680 God, I hate trees. 84 00:06:22,752 --> 00:06:24,775 So tall and arrogant. 85 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:26,977 So why don't you just not go? 86 00:06:27,052 --> 00:06:30,575 - Oh, it's just one day. - Not for you, man. You're engaged. 87 00:06:30,652 --> 00:06:33,345 It's Latin for "screwed for life." 88 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:37,284 Oh, my God, you're right. 89 00:06:37,352 --> 00:06:39,341 And I have no choice. I have to do what she says... 90 00:06:39,418 --> 00:06:41,611 or she won't let me touch her naughty places. 91 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:46,345 - Hyde, this is extortion! - You're tellin' me? 92 00:06:46,418 --> 00:06:49,873 I'm bein' shaken down by a 95-pound brunette with pink toenails. 93 00:06:52,952 --> 00:06:56,611 Kitty? I know this change of life has upset you... 94 00:06:56,685 --> 00:06:59,776 but we just bought wine the other day. 95 00:06:59,852 --> 00:07:02,182 What are you doing, brushin' your teeth with the stuff? 96 00:07:04,251 --> 00:07:06,774 Red, it's not for me. 97 00:07:06,852 --> 00:07:08,977 Well, this one is. 98 00:07:11,719 --> 00:07:14,083 We're having a dinner party tomorrow night. 99 00:07:14,152 --> 00:07:18,481 No, can't do it. Battle of the Network Stars is on! 100 00:07:20,218 --> 00:07:25,117 See, once a year, they make TV stars compete at things they're not good at. 101 00:07:25,185 --> 00:07:29,084 I look forward all season to watching Ed Asner try to paddle a canoe. 102 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:34,117 Makes me feel superior. 103 00:07:34,185 --> 00:07:38,345 Well, you shouldn't feel superior, because you know what I know about Ed Asner? 104 00:07:38,418 --> 00:07:42,373 Ed Asner would come to my dinner party, 'cause he knows how to treat a woman. 105 00:07:42,452 --> 00:07:45,907 Did you say "dinner party"? 106 00:07:45,986 --> 00:07:48,918 See, I thought you- Oh, screw it, I'll be there. 107 00:07:51,752 --> 00:07:53,980 What's this about a party? 108 00:07:54,052 --> 00:07:58,848 Oh, well, we're having a party tomorrow night for Fez and Nina. 109 00:08:00,352 --> 00:08:04,648 - I invited all the kids. - I'm a kid. 110 00:08:04,719 --> 00:08:08,674 Well, it's for couples only. You can come if you bring a date. 111 00:08:08,752 --> 00:08:11,650 Well, it's too late to find a date. I mean- 112 00:08:11,719 --> 00:08:14,378 Yeah, I'm sweet looking, but I'm no miracle worker. 113 00:08:17,285 --> 00:08:21,411 Well, maybe if you stop jumping from girl to girl, you wouldn't be alone. 114 00:08:21,485 --> 00:08:23,747 You're no Frank Sinatra, you know! 115 00:08:25,819 --> 00:08:29,615 You know, you used to be nice, but you've changed, lady! 116 00:08:37,652 --> 00:08:39,777 Guys, I really want Nina to like me... 117 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,682 so please, avoid the following topics: 118 00:08:45,285 --> 00:08:49,615 my addiction to candy... 119 00:08:49,685 --> 00:08:52,412 the fact that I have needs... 120 00:08:54,151 --> 00:08:57,515 and my use of Alberto VO5 Hot Oil Treatment. 121 00:09:00,318 --> 00:09:03,682 Wait. Fez, what does she care what you use on your hair? 122 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,775 Oh, I do not use it on my hair. 123 00:09:09,452 --> 00:09:14,077 Well, heard about your secret couples party. 124 00:09:14,151 --> 00:09:16,640 And I'm glad I'm not goin', 'cause I hate parties. 125 00:09:16,719 --> 00:09:19,549 Hey, man, I'm only goin' 'cause Donna's makin' me. 126 00:09:19,619 --> 00:09:21,551 At this rate, the only way I'll see Laser Floyd is... 127 00:09:21,619 --> 00:09:24,414 if they project it on a leaf canopy at the arboretum. 128 00:09:25,585 --> 00:09:28,380 So, don't go to the party. Act tough, Forman. 129 00:09:28,452 --> 00:09:31,213 - I'm not tough. - That's why I said "act." 130 00:09:32,952 --> 00:09:34,884 No one's making me go, that's for sure. 131 00:09:34,952 --> 00:09:40,384 Oh, that is it, Steven. As your girlfriend, I am ordering you to go to this party. 132 00:09:40,452 --> 00:09:46,043 And as your boyfriend, I'm ordering you to take your bossy mouth and flap it elsewhere. 133 00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:48,983 If you flap it at me, I'll go with you. 134 00:09:51,051 --> 00:09:55,711 You hear that, Steven? Michael wants to go to the party with me. 135 00:09:55,785 --> 00:09:59,239 - I'm not going to the party. - Fine. 136 00:09:59,318 --> 00:10:01,409 Michael, I would love to go to the party with you. 137 00:10:01,485 --> 00:10:03,849 Kick-ass! I love parties! 138 00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:16,906 Okay, now. These are called... 139 00:10:16,979 --> 00:10:20,308 after-dinner conversation cards. 140 00:10:20,378 --> 00:10:22,708 Let's try one! 141 00:10:24,878 --> 00:10:27,844 "If you were a bird, where would you fly?" Donna? 142 00:10:29,311 --> 00:10:32,334 Um, south? 143 00:10:34,545 --> 00:10:37,636 I don't know, I'm nervous. I feel like I'm on Jeopardy. 144 00:10:38,979 --> 00:10:42,536 If I were a bird, I'd fly to Laser Floyd. 145 00:10:42,611 --> 00:10:46,771 I'd fly to Tahiti, 'cause the girls there don't wear tops! 146 00:10:48,511 --> 00:10:50,909 Wait, but then I'd want to change back to myself... 147 00:10:50,978 --> 00:10:53,536 because no lady wants to make it with a bird. 148 00:10:56,044 --> 00:10:58,806 Wait, can I be a monkey? 149 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:06,139 Okay. Nina! 150 00:11:06,211 --> 00:11:10,109 I'd fly to my favorite place, the D.M.V.! 151 00:11:12,912 --> 00:11:15,605 I was just going to say that! 152 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:20,642 Red, we haven't heard a peep out of you. 153 00:11:20,712 --> 00:11:23,906 If I was a bird, I'd fly into a ceiling fan. 154 00:11:31,944 --> 00:11:35,809 Steven, you came, just like I thought you would. 155 00:11:35,878 --> 00:11:38,275 - You buckled! - No, I got hungry. 156 00:11:38,345 --> 00:11:40,834 You're in my seat. 157 00:11:43,678 --> 00:11:46,542 Damn, Hyde, now everyone knows it's a clip-on! 158 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:54,709 Since you two work at the D.M.V... 159 00:11:54,778 --> 00:11:57,801 how about you make this parking ticket disappear? 160 00:11:59,345 --> 00:12:02,072 We can't fix this. You parked in a fire lane. 161 00:12:02,144 --> 00:12:04,974 Oh, Nina, please. 162 00:12:05,044 --> 00:12:09,136 We're his guests. I will take care of it, little buddy. 163 00:12:10,778 --> 00:12:13,243 - No, Fez, he broke the law. - Broke the law? 164 00:12:13,311 --> 00:12:17,004 - I was just getting some milk. - What if there was a fire? 165 00:12:18,345 --> 00:12:20,777 Then I'd pour my milk on it. 166 00:12:23,578 --> 00:12:28,442 Okay. Okay, let's try another card. 167 00:12:28,511 --> 00:12:33,136 Um, "If you could be anyone's shoe... 168 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,734 whose shoe would you be?" 169 00:12:35,812 --> 00:12:40,005 I wouldn't want to be Red's shoe, 'cause I think it's about to go in someone's ass. 170 00:12:41,911 --> 00:12:46,606 That's it! I'm watching Battle of the Network Stars. 171 00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:50,337 I'm with you. Have fun with Mr. Clip-on. 172 00:12:50,411 --> 00:12:52,343 Yeah, you know what? Me too. 173 00:12:52,411 --> 00:12:56,104 - You're leaving? - There are lasers going off right now! 174 00:12:56,178 --> 00:13:01,133 Perfectly synchronized lasers! And all of a sudden, you're, like- like, Lady Dinner Rolls... 175 00:13:01,211 --> 00:13:03,677 shaking me down with her naughty places! 176 00:13:04,678 --> 00:13:06,610 I'm going too. Apparently... 177 00:13:06,678 --> 00:13:08,803 we can eat a man's food, but we cannot fix his ticket! 178 00:13:11,645 --> 00:13:14,270 Well, what happened to my dinner party? 179 00:13:14,345 --> 00:13:17,709 I'm sorry, Mrs. Forman, but Marilu Henner only gets on the trampoline once a year... 180 00:13:17,778 --> 00:13:20,039 and I'm not gonna miss it. 181 00:13:25,678 --> 00:13:29,405 Where the hell does Eric get off acting like I make him do stuff? 182 00:13:29,478 --> 00:13:32,501 It not like I wanted us to come to this dinner party either! 183 00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,873 I only did because... 184 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:37,001 well, you're all menopause-y now, and you scare me! 185 00:13:37,078 --> 00:13:39,510 Right, you came for me. 186 00:13:39,578 --> 00:13:42,601 Just like I slaved over a pot roast for all of you. 187 00:13:42,678 --> 00:13:44,701 You want a definition of Hell? 188 00:13:44,778 --> 00:13:48,676 Try opening a 400-degree oven while you're having a hot flash. 189 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,904 We're all here for someone else. 190 00:13:51,978 --> 00:13:54,501 And you know why? It's right there in front of us, girls. 191 00:13:54,578 --> 00:13:58,203 - Women are giving. - I'm not giving! 192 00:13:59,211 --> 00:14:01,143 I'm here for me. 193 00:14:01,211 --> 00:14:03,473 Steven is the one who should think about others. 194 00:14:03,545 --> 00:14:05,976 - I mean, how could he just ditch me? - Well, Jackie... 195 00:14:06,044 --> 00:14:08,374 it might have to do with trying to boss him around... 196 00:14:08,445 --> 00:14:12,172 - then showing up with Kelso. - She's right. 197 00:14:12,244 --> 00:14:14,176 I know she's right. 198 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,676 But you're not a part of the group, and I don't like you, so zip it! 199 00:14:21,044 --> 00:14:26,136 Man, look at you guys, all forced to hide in the basement because of your women. 200 00:14:26,211 --> 00:14:27,870 Hey. 201 00:14:27,944 --> 00:14:31,502 I'm not hiding from anyone. I finally set Donna straight. 202 00:14:31,578 --> 00:14:35,135 Alls you did was babble about lasers and naughty places. 203 00:14:36,611 --> 00:14:38,838 Man, I thought you were having a stroke. 204 00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:42,809 Whatever, man. You caved just likeJackie wanted. 205 00:14:42,877 --> 00:14:44,968 I didn't cave. Just wanted to make sure... 206 00:14:45,044 --> 00:14:47,567 "Don Juan el Tardo" here kept his hands off her. 207 00:14:49,078 --> 00:14:51,237 Then how do you explain the necktie? 208 00:14:51,311 --> 00:14:53,607 I just came from a business meeting. 209 00:14:55,211 --> 00:15:00,905 At least he's putting up a fight. You just gave up. Like France. 210 00:15:04,811 --> 00:15:09,107 Oh, get off his back, little buddy. You were at the party too. 211 00:15:09,178 --> 00:15:14,372 Hey, I fought the good fight for 30 years. 212 00:15:14,445 --> 00:15:18,605 Now I just agree with what Kitty wants to do, so I can go to sleep. 213 00:15:22,511 --> 00:15:24,942 And I'm not your "little buddy." 214 00:15:26,111 --> 00:15:30,805 Yeah, you're all doomed. That's funny. 215 00:15:30,877 --> 00:15:35,242 No, we're not all doomed. One man here still has a chance. 216 00:15:35,311 --> 00:15:38,368 One man can take a stand for all of us. 217 00:15:38,445 --> 00:15:40,434 And that man's name is- 218 00:15:40,511 --> 00:15:44,443 Well, we can't pronounce his real name, so we call him Fez! 219 00:15:47,278 --> 00:15:52,676 I don't want to take a stand, I just want Nina to be my girlfriend and give me nooky! 220 00:15:52,811 --> 00:15:55,300 Fez, come on. Give it a try! 221 00:15:55,378 --> 00:15:58,105 It'll be like Battle of the Network Stars. Think about it. 222 00:16:01,144 --> 00:16:05,042 Welcome back to the Battle of the Gender Stars... 223 00:16:05,111 --> 00:16:09,736 - where it's the gals with 50 points! 224 00:16:09,811 --> 00:16:13,266 And the guys with zero. 225 00:16:14,278 --> 00:16:16,210 But the guys still have a chance... 226 00:16:16,278 --> 00:16:21,733 'cause the final event is conveniently worth 51 points. 227 00:16:21,811 --> 00:16:25,107 You guys are pathetic! 228 00:16:25,178 --> 00:16:28,837 Wow, that's some tough talk, Jamie Farr. 229 00:16:28,911 --> 00:16:33,469 I'm switching to the gals' team. I can do that, because I wear a dress on M.A.S.H. 230 00:16:35,811 --> 00:16:38,539 Okay, now let's meet our contestants. 231 00:16:38,611 --> 00:16:43,066 - Representing the gals: the lovely Nina! 232 00:16:43,144 --> 00:16:46,542 - And representing the guys: the lovely Fez! - Yes. 233 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,803 Fighters, go! 234 00:16:57,011 --> 00:16:59,034 Make that dame eat some mud! 235 00:16:59,111 --> 00:17:02,975 Oh, I forgot to tell you. We're going antiquing all weekend! 236 00:17:03,044 --> 00:17:05,805 Oh, like hell we are. 237 00:17:14,677 --> 00:17:16,802 I hate antiquing. Let's do this thing! 238 00:17:16,877 --> 00:17:21,276 That's right. Gentlemen, let's go get our cojones back! 239 00:17:23,644 --> 00:17:25,837 I gotta see this. 240 00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:29,537 - Hey, man, you coming? - Nah, I still have my cojones. 241 00:17:32,577 --> 00:17:35,544 My lonely, lonely cojones. 242 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:43,270 Oh, look who it is. You bake a brownie, and the bastards come running. 243 00:17:43,345 --> 00:17:47,243 I'm afraid your brownies are powerless now. Fez has something to say. Fez. 244 00:17:47,311 --> 00:17:49,243 - Can I have a brownie? - Fez! 245 00:17:49,311 --> 00:17:53,243 Oh. Right, right, right, right. 246 00:17:53,311 --> 00:17:57,437 Nina, I insist you take care of Red's ticket, because I am in charge. 247 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,210 - Yeah, it's not gonna happen. - Okay. 248 00:18:02,411 --> 00:18:06,241 - Man, what the hell? - I have needs. 249 00:18:08,244 --> 00:18:11,233 Nina, if I do everything you want, would you be my girlfriend? 250 00:18:11,311 --> 00:18:13,708 Can't say no to that! 251 00:18:14,877 --> 00:18:19,333 I cannot believe it! I have a girlfriend! 252 00:18:21,211 --> 00:18:23,200 So when do we do it? 253 00:18:28,111 --> 00:18:31,565 - I am not speaking to you. 254 00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:36,036 Well, at least it will be quiet enough to go to sleep. 255 00:18:40,178 --> 00:18:44,735 Okay, Donna, when we came up here, Fez was supposed to- Donna? 256 00:18:47,311 --> 00:18:50,175 Oh, crap. 257 00:18:50,244 --> 00:18:52,675 Hey, Steven, look. 258 00:18:52,744 --> 00:18:55,505 Remember how you said that I was bossy? 259 00:18:55,577 --> 00:18:57,702 Well, I think you were right. 260 00:18:57,777 --> 00:19:01,335 So, from now on, if I want you to do something, I'll ask first. 261 00:19:01,411 --> 00:19:04,138 - Well, I just- - Shh, I'm talking! 262 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:09,166 I am so sorry. There I go again. 263 00:19:10,677 --> 00:19:13,507 Okay, here's what I wanted to say: 264 00:19:13,577 --> 00:19:17,340 Would you like to go with me to the Girl Scout Alumni Pancake Breakfast? 265 00:19:21,378 --> 00:19:25,605 Jackie, I'd rather put on a dress and slow dance with Kelso on Soul Train. 266 00:19:29,411 --> 00:19:31,467 But since you asked nicely, I'll go. 267 00:19:31,544 --> 00:19:34,635 Yea! Oh, uh, Steven, don't forget to bring a spatula... 268 00:19:34,711 --> 00:19:36,643 because I signed you up as a flipper. 269 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:43,533 Hey, the flipper better be the guy who judges the Alumni Bikini Contest! 270 00:19:45,244 --> 00:19:47,539 It's not. 271 00:19:47,610 --> 00:19:49,974 - Donna- - Wait, let me guess. 272 00:19:50,044 --> 00:19:52,601 - Laser Floyd, Laser Floyd... 273 00:19:52,677 --> 00:19:55,507 arboretum, dinner roll, Laser Floyd. 274 00:19:55,577 --> 00:19:58,543 - Okay, listen. - No, you listen. 275 00:19:58,610 --> 00:20:00,542 I don't know what's wrong with you- 276 00:20:00,610 --> 00:20:04,770 if it's genetic, or if you took a pill from your mother's cabinet- 277 00:20:04,844 --> 00:20:09,038 But I'm through doing stuff for you, because you don't appreciate it. 278 00:20:09,111 --> 00:20:13,305 Whoa, whoa, wait. You're doing stuff for me? 279 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,741 Yeah! 280 00:20:15,811 --> 00:20:18,175 I went to that dinner party to make your mother happy... 281 00:20:18,244 --> 00:20:20,436 and I went to the arboretum because you wanted to. 282 00:20:23,711 --> 00:20:28,269 I wanted to? All I said was, "Look, the arboretum." 283 00:20:28,345 --> 00:20:33,436 W- It sounded like you wanted to go. I hate trees! 284 00:20:34,777 --> 00:20:37,675 I mean, "Ooh, show me trees!" Does that sound like me? 285 00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:45,533 - No. Look, I'm sorry. 286 00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:49,565 I just- I thought you were gonna make me do girlie crap... 287 00:20:49,644 --> 00:20:51,837 for the rest of my life. 288 00:20:51,911 --> 00:20:55,365 Eric, come on. You know me way better than that. 289 00:20:55,444 --> 00:20:59,467 Yeah, you're right. 290 00:20:59,544 --> 00:21:04,034 So, would you like to go see Laser Floyd next weekend? 291 00:21:04,111 --> 00:21:07,372 Oh, we can't. I signed us up for this class: "Quilting for Couples." 292 00:21:14,477 --> 00:21:16,705 - I'm kidding! 293 00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:18,766 It's just for men. 294 00:21:26,644 --> 00:21:29,610 And the canoeing champion for this year's... 295 00:21:29,677 --> 00:21:33,803 Battle of the Network Stars is... Red Forman! 296 00:21:35,078 --> 00:21:39,204 - My team! - Thanks, Jamie Farr. 297 00:21:39,278 --> 00:21:42,039 And I'd like to give a special thanks to Ed Asner. 298 00:21:42,111 --> 00:21:45,565 Ed, thanks for paddling your canoe like a girl. 299 00:21:45,644 --> 00:21:49,202 Where's your spunk now, you big pansy?